I'm glad my physical therapy schedule tends to match up with your upload schedule. This really motivates me to get better. Also Squiddo's unearthly screeching soothes the soul along with possibly invoking some otherworldly god.
Y'all in the replys are so nice, I also do hope everyone reading this gets better from any conditions, and I feel like most of the ppl i watch that screeches invokes some otherworldly god somewhere
@@mildlymarvelous Just to update since y'all have been super nice. I've recovered enough to return to work and am doing better now! Some slight aches and pains but it's way better now. Hope y'all have a great day and fantastic rest of the year!
First thing, get a flint then puch leaves on trees getting sticks and craft a knife, use that knife thing to cut some grasses to get fiber to craft an axe ro get woods place the logs down and chop it with axe, then GATHER STONE (Tip, Cheese a battle tower by hooking the golem with fishing rod and wake him up is the best way to get supplies, mining causes random agressvie mobs to spawn) Also, Grue can kill you in like seconds, they spawned in invisible dark area
I just wish you could have checked how to use the commands and functions of the modpack, like sneak right click water to drink, and also how you need flint and weed strings for cutting wood, but that's... Maybe next time :o
@@Squiddo YES XD There's no shame, don't think that! :o It's alright! Not drinking is also why you had a fuzzy screen from time to time before dying from thirst.
I just want to say how much joy your videos bring me !!! All of them are filled with humor and excitement and it's making me want to be a Minecraft youtuber as well. You're a huge inspiration to me and I hope you continue to bring out amazing content :D
A tip for RlCraft beginners: 1. You have to find flint first, after you got a flint, right click it at a stone or cobblestone. 2. Craft a flint knife using your inventory using stick (got from destroying leaves) and flint shard (got from right clicking flint on stone or cobblestone) 3. Destroy grasses using the flint knife to get plant fibers and then craft plant string on your inventory using 3 plant fibers. 4. Craft flint hatchet using stick, plant string, and flint shard (stick on the bottom, plant string above stick, and flint shard next to plant string). And then congrats you can now chop down trees. Some more tips: 1. To drink you have to press shift and then right click on the body of water (must at a empty slot of your hotbar). You can also drink from bottles and rain. 2. Some items needs requirement, which needs exp to level up them. 3. Level up farming 1 time so you can break wheats. Because breaking wheats gives exp (in RlCraft). 4. Make sure you have a bed before night because it is hell if you didn't sleep in RlCraft (unless if you are a pro) (also you can't sleep when there is a blood moon event so you have to wait until morning). 5. If you see a dragon, immediatly run from that place (unless if you're strong enough to defeat a dragon). 6. If you're low on hp you need to press "H" Because health are divided into different parts like head, body, hand, leg, and foot. Head and body is the most fatal, so if the health on one of those ran out you instantly die. To heal those you can go to a Nymph (a fairy looking creature and pink coloured) or use bandages that can be crafted. 7. Do not stay in the dark for too long, it could summon some mobs. So make sure to find a light source when it alerts you. 8. If you found some kind of tower that is made out of stone, netherack, ice, or cobblestone. Make sure you have weapons like saber and rapier (those 2 weapon deals lot of damage only for mobs that has no armor. So if there is a armored mob, use other weapon) if you want to raid it (also there is a boss at the top or the bottom of the tower. If you kill the boss the tower will collapse aka explode slowly). P. S if you drink water from a lake or pond, it sometimes gave you debuff such as thrist and parasite. You can cook the water by using a cauldron or cook a bottle of water using a furnace. But you can't drink some water that is coloured like green, light blue, and purple because those are used to spawn some mobs. I hope this helps you :D
What’s unbalanced, the player or the mobs, because if you mean an endgame player, you are absolutely correct(?) I mean everyone and everything wants to kill you, so is it really?
I hate it with a passion. Not because it’s hard, but because it’s unfairly so. I see a lot of people draw comparisons to Dark Souls, and, no, not even close. You are able to beat bosses with enough determination and perseverance. RLCraft is too random and destroys balance. You have a chance to spawn a powerful monster every time you kill something, and sometimes even breaking a block. Not to mention it grossly overpowers every modded creature in it, and makes waste of the mod that adds damage to different body parts by making it completely unfair. Not to mention whether you get a bed or not is completely random. With all the different monsters around, you probably won’t even reach sheep early game, so you’ll rely entirely on structures for beds. And if you die at any point looking for one, you can spawn hundreds, possibly thousands of blocks away, so don’t even think about getting your stuff back. And what’s the point in building a house anyway, what with the idea a roaming Ice and Fire dragon that’s buffed ten times what it was will randomly decide to obliterate your house?
@@nngb3206 *Diagnosis: Very Skill Issue* It’s the player that’s unbalanced, don’t even get me started on rapiers, advanced prot, lifesteal, supreme sharpness and all the other heaps of godly power a player can achieve. You can tame flying beasts of the night on your first day too. Wool is easy to get, unless you spawn in a desert or ocean, and even if you die, you can respawn somewhere better.
@@deadandmoved Rapiers, Advanced prot, etc. all require you to actually get to them. I dunno if I’m just unlucky or something, but I haven’t come across sheep more than twenty blocks away from something else I won’t deny I’m not the best player, but “git gud” isn’t an argument.
@@nngb3206 Skill and experience indeed is a valid argument. Once you’re familiar and have played for a bit, you’ll understand how everything works and know what to do, I’m not at that point either (absolutely despise sirens), but that’s all it really takes. Watch a few videos and tutorials from people, see what they do and pick up a thing or two, and you’ll get better and see that despite how merciless RLCraft may seem, it still is, but at least you can fight back really hard and bring the pain to it. That’s how I did it, that’s how Forge Labs did it. Forge was trash in the beginning, but as he continued to play, he did get better. Watch his series, it’s as entertaining as it is inspirational in a way (if you count being motivated for a block game on hard mode “inspirational”).
RL Craft is TH-cam clickbait fodder. No one really plays the modpack seriously. It's not even challenging really. It's just got a bunch of bullshit instant death mobs to make the game "hard."
its always fun to watch people try rlcraft for the first time. amazing content! if you decide to do it again i recomend you find someone who can help you learn how to do well in the game i like did. its a lot of fun once you know what to do.
Aye I actually predicted she would make a nice little detour in RLcraft For context I made a comment on her video "being a dumb tourist in hardcore" a while ago that predicted this
Step 1: Get flint and plant fiber by punching gravel and grass. Step 2: Craft a flint hatchet Step 3: Get wood Step 4: Make a flint saw and make planks Step 5: Make a crafting table If youre thirsty sneak, and right klick on water You can cook water in the furnace to clear ot from salt, then you dont get thirsty again Hope I could help :D
Squiddo... PURIFY water before you drink it- Also, I knew RLCraft was hard, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T PUNCH TREES IS A PROBLEM. Cuz Squiddo was like: lets get wood but NO! The trees were just like NO YOU CANT CRAFT W/ WOOD!? THE FUDGE- HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO STU- Raising skills... of course.
![[DRIP] ‘CLIK CLAK’ PREVIEW](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bcxkcOSbpac/mqdefault.jpg)
“I feel like I’m in the desert and I’m dying of thirst”
*”OH IM DYING OF THIRST”*
You forgot the “:D”
@@mildlymarvelous :O*
@@quariiick *:D*
@@potato.8139 :O*
@@potato.8139 :0
I'm glad my physical therapy schedule tends to match up with your upload schedule. This really motivates me to get better. Also Squiddo's unearthly screeching soothes the soul along with possibly invoking some otherworldly god.
I hope things improve for you soon! Physical therapy gang (I have a chronic condition so :/)!
@@mildlymarvelous Thank you! I hope that you stay strong with such an ordeal as well!
I wish you the best of luck in your recovery, and yes, Squiddos screeching is truly the most calming and relaxing sound 😌
Y'all in the replys are so nice, I also do hope everyone reading this gets better from any conditions, and I feel like most of the ppl i watch that screeches invokes some otherworldly god somewhere
@@mildlymarvelous Just to update since y'all have been super nice. I've recovered enough to return to work and am doing better now! Some slight aches and pains but it's way better now. Hope y'all have a great day and fantastic rest of the year!
"how hard could this possibly be?"
"Is that a dragon?"
Great start
"How hard could this possibly be?"
Said Squiddo before entering in a world of pain and *brutality in which she would have never recovered from*
tags:
gonna point out here how well the “How hard could this possibly be?” synced with the beginning of Octo Eight-Step
how ha a a ard could it be im just doing what comes naturally
First thing, get a flint then puch leaves on trees getting sticks and craft a knife, use that knife thing to cut some grasses to get fiber to craft an axe ro get woods place the logs down and chop it with axe, then GATHER STONE (Tip, Cheese a battle tower by hooking the golem with fishing rod and wake him up is the best way to get supplies, mining causes random agressvie mobs to spawn)
Also, Grue can kill you in like seconds, they spawned in invisible dark area
Rlcraft being i insanely realistic and insanely unrealistic at the same time
@@Totally_Bonkersno one has never been so right in the history of mankind😂
Ah yes, real life:
- Terraria
- Despicable Me 3
- naturally spawning DanTDM structures
dragons
@@HitTheFloor16 dinosaurs
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboy2574 dinosaurs are real they're just dead
pixelies 🧚🏼♀️
"How hard could this possible be..."
Foreshadowing
“How Do I Slurp!?”
-Squiddo 2021
"Farming 1? Well how about that BREAD TEN >B)"
-Squiddo, 2021
You look like bob from fnf ngl
Squiddo: If I press up will I breath dragon breath?
Nothing happens
Squiddo: Well that was a scam.
I just wish you could have checked how to use the commands and functions of the modpack, like sneak right click water to drink, and also how you need flint and weed strings for cutting wood, but that's...
Maybe next time :o
YOU JUST HAD TO CLICK THE WATER TO DRINK IT??
I was too ashamed to google 'rl craft how to drink'
@@Squiddo YES XD
There's no shame, don't think that! :o It's alright!
Not drinking is also why you had a fuzzy screen from time to time before dying from thirst.
Should’ve watchet shivaxi’s tutorial, I made that mistake long long ago, but once you do, you’ll start to get it. :)
Plz do 100 days but it’s rlcraft
Her: get out of my swamp!
Shrek: finally, someone understands my frustration!
"When it said Real Life Craft, I thought it meant chairs and better roofs! But no, it meant 𝗱 𝗶 𝗻 𝗼 𝘀 𝗮 𝘂 𝗿"
RLcraft players: *visible pain while laughing*
I just want to say how much joy your videos bring me !!! All of them are filled with humor and excitement and it's making me want to be a Minecraft youtuber as well. You're a huge inspiration to me and I hope you continue to bring out amazing content :D
AhhH thankyou! I'm so glad you enjoy my videos, making them is totally my passion. Good luck with your own channel if you decide to start uploading :D
The creator of RLCraft basically looked at Minecraft & thought "Ok, how do we make this not like that in the most drastic way possible?"
2:08 when the lavender towne music kicked it i was like “oh frick oh frick oh frick get out run”
I litteraly paused the video lmao
I KNOW IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
the "get out of my swamp" part was my favorite
i've already forgotten what squiddo fans are called so now i'm gonna call myself a squan because it sounds funny
A tip for RlCraft beginners:
1. You have to find flint first, after you got a flint, right click it at a stone or cobblestone.
2. Craft a flint knife using your inventory using stick (got from destroying leaves) and flint shard (got from right clicking flint on stone or cobblestone)
3. Destroy grasses using the flint knife to get plant fibers and then craft plant string on your inventory using 3 plant fibers.
4. Craft flint hatchet using stick, plant string, and flint shard (stick on the bottom, plant string above stick, and flint shard next to plant string). And then congrats you can now chop down trees.
Some more tips:
1. To drink you have to press shift and then right click on the body of water (must at a empty slot of your hotbar). You can also drink from bottles and rain.
2. Some items needs requirement, which needs exp to level up them.
3. Level up farming 1 time so you can break wheats. Because breaking wheats gives exp (in RlCraft).
4. Make sure you have a bed before night because it is hell if you didn't sleep in RlCraft (unless if you are a pro) (also you can't sleep when there is a blood moon event so you have to wait until morning).
5. If you see a dragon, immediatly run from that place (unless if you're strong enough to defeat a dragon).
6. If you're low on hp you need to press "H" Because health are divided into different parts like head, body, hand, leg, and foot. Head and body is the most fatal, so if the health on one of those ran out you instantly die. To heal those you can go to a Nymph (a fairy looking creature and pink coloured) or use bandages that can be crafted.
7. Do not stay in the dark for too long, it could summon some mobs. So make sure to find a light source when it alerts you.
8. If you found some kind of tower that is made out of stone, netherack, ice, or cobblestone. Make sure you have weapons like saber and rapier (those 2 weapon deals lot of damage only for mobs that has no armor. So if there is a armored mob, use other weapon) if you want to raid it (also there is a boss at the top or the bottom of the tower. If you kill the boss the tower will collapse aka explode slowly).
P. S if you drink water from a lake or pond, it sometimes gave you debuff such as thrist and parasite. You can cook the water by using a cauldron or cook a bottle of water using a furnace. But you can't drink some water that is coloured like green, light blue, and purple because those are used to spawn some mobs.
I hope this helps you :D
“Minecraft’s most brutal modpack”
You misspelled unbalanced
What’s unbalanced, the player or the mobs, because if you mean an endgame player, you are absolutely correct(?) I mean everyone and everything wants to kill you, so is it really?
I hate it with a passion. Not because it’s hard, but because it’s unfairly so. I see a lot of people draw comparisons to Dark Souls, and, no, not even close. You are able to beat bosses with enough determination and perseverance.
RLCraft is too random and destroys balance. You have a chance to spawn a powerful monster every time you kill something, and sometimes even breaking a block. Not to mention it grossly overpowers every modded creature in it, and makes waste of the mod that adds damage to different body parts by making it completely unfair.
Not to mention whether you get a bed or not is completely random. With all the different monsters around, you probably won’t even reach sheep early game, so you’ll rely entirely on structures for beds. And if you die at any point looking for one, you can spawn hundreds, possibly thousands of blocks away, so don’t even think about getting your stuff back.
And what’s the point in building a house anyway, what with the idea a roaming Ice and Fire dragon that’s buffed ten times what it was will randomly decide to obliterate your house?
@@nngb3206 *Diagnosis: Very Skill Issue*
It’s the player that’s unbalanced, don’t even get me started on rapiers, advanced prot, lifesteal, supreme sharpness and all the other heaps of godly power a player can achieve. You can tame flying beasts of the night on your first day too. Wool is easy to get, unless you spawn in a desert or ocean, and even if you die, you can respawn somewhere better.
@@deadandmoved Rapiers, Advanced prot, etc. all require you to actually get to them.
I dunno if I’m just unlucky or something, but I haven’t come across sheep more than twenty blocks away from something else
I won’t deny I’m not the best player, but “git gud” isn’t an argument.
@@nngb3206 Skill and experience indeed is a valid argument. Once you’re familiar and have played for a bit, you’ll understand how everything works and know what to do, I’m not at that point either (absolutely despise sirens), but that’s all it really takes. Watch a few videos and tutorials from people, see what they do and pick up a thing or two, and you’ll get better and see that despite how merciless RLCraft may seem, it still is, but at least you can fight back really hard and bring the pain to it. That’s how I did it, that’s how Forge Labs did it. Forge was trash in the beginning, but as he continued to play, he did get better. Watch his series, it’s as entertaining as it is inspirational in a way (if you count being motivated for a block game on hard mode “inspirational”).
Ah yes. A mod made for professionals but played by squiddo…
Funny.
RL Craft is TH-cam clickbait fodder. No one really plays the modpack seriously.
It's not even challenging really. It's just got a bunch of bullshit instant death mobs to make the game "hard."
You have the personality of a Monty Python character and I love it.
its always fun to watch people try rlcraft for the first time. amazing content! if you decide to do it again i recomend you find someone who can help you learn how to do well in the game i like did. its a lot of fun once you know what to do.
Squiddo: I’m a noob
Squiddos mum: UR NOT A NOOB
shrek: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
squiddo: get out of my swamp!
shrek: what?
squiddo: what?
you know squiddo is a good ytber when she makes dying in mc seem funny
Players: *run when they see a dragon*
Squiddo: *fucking runs toward it*
3:30 "What is Neptunium?"
*Geiger counter clicking in the background*
First time I played RL Craft, I spawned in the ocean and had random respawn points on… it was very chaotic!
"oh, a spawner"
*ignores the spawners*
"OH MY GOD A SHOVEL"
I also thought "how hard could it possibly be?" And then by the end I had a genuine no exaggeration panic attack
To quote from squiddo's grand writing skills, "fairu fpimtaom tje,e"
"Where's Gonzo and Matatatutu when you need them" BRO THE REFERENCES
yes! R.I.P Matatutu. D:
@@Kiwi-Bird. RIP
If only you had the mooshroom socks, they might've saved you
only if 😔
Squiddo: "we're gonna go to this hot air balloon and fly it up to there"
Me: *this plan is fundamentally flawed*
I love Squiddos "Dumb Tourist" series it makes me laugh
That door transition at the beginning was smooth~ damn squiddo
"Why did drinking water make me thirsty?"
Salt water: *exists*
*”HOW SO I SLURP??”*
~ Squiddo Minecraft, 2021
6:50 “TheRealSqiddo was turned into KFC by a dragon”
Me who’s going to KFC: THATS WHAT KFC IS MADE OF?!?!? 😱
me: i wanna play skylanders!!!!
mom: we have skylanders at home
skylanders at home: 6:20
Aye I actually predicted she would make a nice little detour in RLcraft
For context I made a comment on her video "being a dumb tourist in hardcore" a while ago that predicted this
"I'm drinking pineapple juice and there's an eggshell in it." - Squiddo 2021
Squiddo: WHO WAS THAT?!- OMG WHO WAS THAT?!- THAT'S A PLAYER! THAT'S NOT H E R O B R I N E, THAT'S A PLAYER!-
The Music: Lavender Town theme :)
"How am I supposed to sleep at night knowing jengy's in the ocean" - Squiddo 2021
This is so chaotic and I love it
this video is ashswag approved
Omg... Thankyou ashswag :D
this comment is darthmauve approved
"Transylvania is not a holy ground" so true squiddo
Professionals? Squiddo will beat this in a heartbeat.
"I've just realized I've punched a citizen to death"
-Squiddo
Ah, RLCraft, aka "Just sit there and take your daily beating" the modpack
I love how squiddo always put undertale osts in her/him minecraft videos lol
They said not to take it personaly and I took it personally
I’m finally early-ish love you squido! You’re my favorite MCYT :D
"No it meant DINOSAUR"
henlo
it looks like the aftermath of L'Manburg xD
" im in my christmas hat looking for some l i k e s
WHAT THE FIRST COMMENT IS NOT "FiRsT"
Step 1: Get flint and plant fiber by punching gravel and grass.
Step 2: Craft a flint hatchet
Step 3: Get wood
Step 4: Make a flint saw and make planks
Step 5: Make a crafting table
If youre thirsty sneak, and right klick on water
You can cook water in the furnace to clear ot from salt, then you dont get thirsty again
Hope I could help :D
i like the start its the flash back from the democraft video ;)
alternative title: Squiddo experiences p a i n on too many levels to count
The Lavender town music when she saw ‘herobrine’. Beautiful :’)
Omg congratulations on 200k! 👏👏
Ah yes, this mod is PERFECT for someone like Squiddo to play !! :D
Tio: you can drink from right mousing water blocks.
“Why does drinking water make me thirsty?” Me who got my tounge dry from drinking water:”I AM HONESTLY NOT SURE, BUT IT HAPPENS.”
You actually played pretty good, better than I would in RL Craft
This is how everyone plays RL Craft. Even the pro's don't know most of the mobs
Squiddo: imma go to this dantdm looking base
Squiddo later: IS THEIR ANOTHER PLAYER!?
The most stupid death in RLcraft is "not knowing how to drink water". I've been through that too.
0:32 “IS THAT A MCDONALD?!” - Squiddo 2021
3:32 **
Squido: Is that a dinosaur?
Me: it looks more like a dimetrodon witch is a pre-mammal
Congrats on 200K Squiddo!!
1:22 I love how she said butterfly 💙
2:10 that's a deadly music help lmao
Squid : ‘ get out of My Swamp ‘
Me: - Sherri intensifies -
Oh my god it said gonzo and matatutu, absolutely beautiful forge labs reference by the creator
Squiddo has to relearn minecraft simulator
Wow, she did worse than I expected. But Kudos to her for going in completely blind. Never got wood or learned to drink.XD
I have a feeling this was a traumatic experience
If I get whitelisted on the artist smp I will possibly spawn a wither storm and be the villain.
Ah yes I sure do enjoy Squiddo suffering for 9 minutes straight
2:07 Squidoo: WHAT, WHAT!? (lavender town music from Pokemon)
"STOP STUDING THE KRAKE AND START STUDING RUNNING"
Ironic since Krakes won't attack you if you DON'T run
Ice and Fire is definetly my favourite modification. It adds so many glorious things and mobs that makes it so unique
this is squiddo's training arc
I always get a burst of happiness when my notifs tell me u posted :)
How to drink water!?
-Squiddo 2021
Love how you just add Splatoon music for the background noise :)
Her: I am drinking pineapple juice now and there's eggshell in it?
Me: Oh... *Oh no...*
HOLY CRAP I ASKED YOU TO PLAY THIS SO LONG AGO THIS IS BLOODY AMAZING
You're so chaotic omg i stan, this is such a mood, insta sub
Squiddo... PURIFY water before you drink it-
Also, I knew RLCraft was hard, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T PUNCH TREES IS A PROBLEM. Cuz Squiddo was like: lets get wood but NO! The trees were just like NO
YOU CANT CRAFT W/ WOOD!? THE FUDGE- HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO STU- Raising skills... of course.
Id like to see squiddo just make a video where she is a smart tourist for once
2:08 when you fall for the lycanites mobs with special variants having nametags looking like players thing:
Squiddo: Sees name tags
*Lavender town plays*
2:46 shreck 2.0
The fact that the song when she saw the name tag was called "Lavender Town Haunting" which was a pokemon creepy pasta the reaction was relatable.
You deserve to be in the Dream SMP for sure! They should let you in UvU
Me:
Nobody:
Squiddo: it meant dinosaurs
newest RLcraft version: includes scape & run parasites in the lost city dimension!
me: oh god no
2:38
You met the best mob, the Trumpet skeleton