Couple things about this upload! 1 - I tried uploading in 4k. No the game or footage is not in 4k, but youtube is really making the 1080p look like garbage. 2 - You may notice in the middle my voice gets a little more wonky sounding. Well... there was a lot of background noise I had to filter, but it should hopefully still sound alright. Bonus Thing - I'm in a hurricane at the time of listing this (Well not really, it's been downgraded to a Tropical Storm.) While you're praying to the gods of animetiddy today in hopes things will return to normal, utter a word for my safety too so I can live to gaze upon their glorious return someday!
@Mountain Man Most definitely. It's the blizzards here that tend to do us in, but in my lifetime maybe 1 hurricane turned out to be what they said it would.
Ay, this was actually a game I bought at the same time you did. Yeah this game was too easy for me, I even just sat in shoot mode letting the jet auto drive while checking my phone and I still won. Really appreciate the reviews on niche games tho, you're the main reason I know about these titles in the first place!
Me back when double dash came out: I promise to play any racing game that reminds me of this one! Today: Oh, well, a promise is a promise. Thanks Tarks. Now I need to look for this one xD
Could've just said, "Dive into the gameplay". Anyways I do hope we get more from this IP, hopefully with lessons learned. I find it really interesting with actual potential, and there's always room for more arcadey, lighthearted racers.
the 50 time usage of special move trophy is also on Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, that trophy is actually fairly easy to unlock, it's just that it's a very boring time consuming grind. any game's trophies in my opinion is easily manageable, as long as there's no freaking online trophy.
@@TarksGauntlet though in Senran Kagura PBS,L the trophy description stated you need to use it on a CPU controlled playable character or on another player online in PVP as it won't count on these generic enemies. one mission in particular made this trophy a breeze where one of the girls in Homura's Crimson Squad ( forgot her name ) the girl with the green hair got affected by the heat of the sun and lost her mind for a while and her teammates try to runs after her to cool her down with the water guns you can just spam the super move on her teammates while they coming after her in groups. pretty sure there's a mode in Jet Girls where you can takes on multiple of the competitive girls in one race ? not sure since I haven't played this Jet Girls game yet, I would like to but the darn game is a bit expensive at the moment.
Well in Jet Girls you could probably do it within 25 races if you just keep stopping to let the other racers catch up with you once you have your EPD meter fully charged. But that's like 2 hours of play time I'm just not interested in going through for a trophy I just don't care about, especially not when the games terrible balance has made the trophy a grind haha.
Tarks, I guess I've been watching for a little while now, and I have to say that I really like your outro. It's so chill, and just makes me want to relax and play some games.
@@ShyBoy6ty9 Thanks! I wrote the tune myself a good 8 years or so ago but didn't have any plans for it at the time. When I started the channel I recomposed it and got rid of a few instruments and it just sort of worked!
I was waiting for you to say something about "Jiggle Physics". Too bad this doesn't have a new game + mode to add difficulty. I will surely give this game a look. Sometimes it's nice to play a game that doesn't make me want to pull my hair out.
I definitely want to at least give this a try. I want to support Takaki and his team, and it looks charming and fun. Even if it's super easy, if it can give me a dozen hours of silly fun with some cute visuals, it'll be worth it to me
There’s some potential, we don’t often get jet ski/wave racing type of games. but, it’s a shame it couldn’t be fully showcased properly. Can’t wait to see your 13 sentinels: Aegis Rim review, if there’s going to be one that is or perhaps a moero Crystal H review. 🤔
13 Sentinels I'm picking up as soon as I can find a copy. Probably be a bit though cause I'm expecting something else to start taking up my time soon. Moero crystal I'm holding off on. Kind of expecting it to be like the last one, which while not bad, I'm just not quite feeling at the moment.
I am confused as to why these anime girl game devs are so attached to Sony, when its clear Sony doesn't want them. Why don't they just start releasing on Switch? Nintendo is a Japanese company, and doesn't seem to be on the censoring warpath anymore. And since anime graphics aren't that intense, the console should have no problem handling it. #SaveSenranKagura7
Reasonable Gump many developers abandoned Sony and work with switch now. It’s just a matter of time my friend. Switch is the best console for games like this rn, Xbox for multi platform games, Sony... fuck Sony, fuck California headquarter. I have all of the Sony consoles but I’m not going to buy ps5, like NEVER. Sony shits on their core audience, on my fav games, so be it.
The designs for the jets are cool I'll give em that, the EVA 01 lookalike especially but I certainly won't be buying it for that lol Did you ever get round to playing the Utawarerumono remake?
I haven't played Uta Prelude yet. Would love to find time but there's just always something going on. As for the Eva design, I colored my Jet Skis to look like different Eva's, they didn't start that way haha.
@@TarksGauntlet Fair, it's pretty long too. Or at least felt that way to me, I did take my time with it, didn't skip any of the VA etc Lmao that's awesome, the designs go well with those eva colour schemes
If only the races were better it would have been an easy purchase. I like the idea of the game especially since DOA xtreme 3 took away the jet ski races.
Or if Sony weren't prudes and basically hamstrung the franchise, having goals of destroying clothing and knocking them into the water in their birthday suits would have been the key feature. It's easy to know where the missing parts of a car are when you know the guy who made these games for years
I have a question, Is this game multiplayable among overseas users? (Global Multi) For example, is it possible to match multiplayer between American and Japanese players?
Ah, they reused the weapon models from PBS, smart asset recycling. But Lord is the screen tearing unbearable, I remember it being an absolute eyesore when checking out footage of Killer Is Dead way back when. And isn't the game's problem technically a *_lack_* of rubber-banding? Because, from what I understand, once you get ahead the competition just sticks to their positions and behave like they're on rails or something.
They try... It's just an awful attempt. There's weapons that behave like the blue shell in Mario Kart but in my whole playthrough I was maybe hit by it twice. I actually outran it most of the other times. It couldn't catch up by the time I finished the race... So why I say the rubber banding is a problem I don't mean there's too much of it, but not enough. The screen tearing is awful too, but It wasn't until editing I noticed how bad it was during races in some stages. Always noticed it more during more passive things.
The remake of Senran Kagura burst "Burst re;newal," I guess, but before that peach beach splash. Their record the last few years has fallen below 50/50.
The company should probably just stick to the anime business where they don't get censored until all this japan censor stuff calms down. I think I said in the unboxing that the anime of this show wasn't to bad and there was an uncensored version.
No, that'd be doing what Sony wants they to do and that's the worst thing to do, definitely not the solution here. The company have to abandon Sony and release their games on Switch and PC where their works can be appreciated and don't get stupid censorship. Sony nowadays is a westerner company whose target is 100% westerners, they don't care about Japan anymore, and games like these get censored while GTA V, TW3 or the recent TLOU2 with explicit sex scenes don't because they're western games so that's ok for Sony. Makes me sick. Also, it's Sony's fault Senran Kagura 7EVEN was cancelled. Fuck Sony and I hope Marvelous realize this and leave Sony around like Sony did with japanese fans, they deserve it.
I'm probably the only one that thinks Senran Kagura's tittilating cutscenes really slow the game down. Also, my take on this: Just play Gensou Skydrift instead.
They do a bit, but I don't mind too much. They can be easily skipped, and think maybe even disabled altogether. Once you see one of them you've seen them all.
@@TarksGauntlet Personally, I do mind when the game slow down for those overbearing fanservice scenes. If it's not important, don't interrupt my gameplay. Then again, I was never a Kenichiro Takaki fan.
@@IllusionistsBane Yeah, that's the thing though, the fanservice was the main selling point for the series so to most series fans they are of the utmost importance lol. Gameplay and story here always came second to the titillation by intention.
I don’t agree with this perceived “Senran Kagura’s quality has been going down” fallacy. The mechanics and fun factor have been improving with each title. PBS is the best side game, and Burst Renewal is extremely well-polished (I just wish it had multiplayer). Now Kandakawa Jet Girls, looks easy, boring, and misses the mark aesthetically.
Burst re:newal and PBS are both great. I never said those games were bad. Likely have tamsoft to thank for the success of both of those though. The poor streak of games I referenced is made up of the spinoffs mostly. Senran Kagura Reflexions Senran Kagura Peach Ball And now this game, kandagawa jet girls. PBS was the last good, new game (not a remake) that honey parade released, and that was over 3 years ago now.
Tarks Gauntlet fair enough, although Peach Ball seems decent enough for a completely unambitious game. I completely agree if you’re talking about those last two games. Was it a year and a half or two years ago when SK7 was ready to release but getting held back by Sony? I wish they would just give up on Sony and release that game for Switch and PC instead of the side games.
@@joejoejohnson8310 I can't quite remember how far back it was. I know at the end of PBS there was a trailer for Sen7 but after that it was dead in the water. My guess is that development is on hold until the olympics pass and japan hopefully goes back to normal. If however, the state of things in japan becomes the new normal... that game might never see the light of day.
In actuality, a small fishing village on the coastline of Canada... So that kind of makes some sense lol. But I mean, that mostly just happens because of how I enunciate as an orator. In normal conversation it's probably not so pronounced.
I tried the game via PC on Steam and never finished it; I returned it not too long afterward. It feels like it was half-finished and rushed to meet the anime's deadline even though the anime (which I heard is mediocre but surprisingly had Katushiko Nishijima as a storyboard artist) had already concluded. Besides of having no sense of speed (I've had more sense of racing speed driving my car to work and back) you try free play mode, forget it, the AI is way too tough and unforgiving there, the difficulty is horrifically unbalanced. Even if there was fanservice it would still suck, the main part of the game, the racing, is too broken to be fun, and it's just shallow and empty. Not to mention the game's Steam description that you can "blow your opponents back onto dry land!" is a complete LIE. Frankly, if it was more of a collection of other summer competitive stuff to do (swimming, beach volleyball, water polo, surfing, the works) besides the whole jetskiing thing, being similar in vein to Mario Party, it would have been better, or if they did a crossover with Senran Kagura since they included they included Ryōna and Ryōbi with the game's DLC.
I think the game you described in paragraph 2 was basically Dead Or Alive Xtreme beach volleyball. Sadly that series has collapsed on itself in terms of quality too. The 3rd one just wasn't it.
I don't know what the biggest shame is; that this game isn't good? Or to learn that Canada uses mph too... I thought that was mainly just the USA. Boo.
It should be pretty obvious what takaki's only available option is. Abandon the restrictive Sony, who holds back his creative vision and move to the switch and PC. The question is: was this game funded by Sony to be a PS4 exclusive or is this just another case of Japanese studios stuck in their ways and refusing to move away from abusive papa Sony.
I don't think Sony had any executive producer role in the game. It launched on PC simultaneously, and iirc, part of the forming of the HoneyParade studio was to give Takaki more control over his games and what platforms they end up on.
I'm still waiting on Sen7 to resume development but who knows how that's going. At least Marvelous has stated they haven't cancelled their port of Uppers (Yet.) PS. Apologies if you get two responses from me. Internet is acting a bit funny in this-here storm atm, and it looks like my last response didn't go through.
@@TarksGauntlet Yeah, finger crossed for new announcement at TGS 2020, and by the way thanks for replying Tarks, Keeps up the good job, and stay safe from the storm
Ah, Alright. I like the gals. They're simple but fun haha. Was just getting some tonal whiplash from my comment section. Had one person yesterday complain about me being heteronormative and at first it seemed like this comment was complaining about the opposite lol.
As a single player game, Jet girls isn't much unless you just wanna check it out. But for Time Attack and Online play it's super fun and plays as it was intended.
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Couple things about this upload!
1 - I tried uploading in 4k. No the game or footage is not in 4k, but youtube is really making the 1080p look like garbage.
2 - You may notice in the middle my voice gets a little more wonky sounding. Well... there was a lot of background noise I had to filter, but it should hopefully still sound alright.
Bonus Thing - I'm in a hurricane at the time of listing this (Well not really, it's been downgraded to a Tropical Storm.) While you're praying to the gods of animetiddy today in hopes things will return to normal, utter a word for my safety too so I can live to gaze upon their glorious return someday!
I wish you the best
@Mountain Man Most definitely. It's the blizzards here that tend to do us in, but in my lifetime maybe 1 hurricane turned out to be what they said it would.
Hang in there buddy you'll make it through
Hope everything goes well for you Mr. Gauntlet.
I personally love racing games for the plot... and the plot.
Racing games has a plot!?
This joke takes a marvelous sense in french canadian
Ay, this was actually a game I bought at the same time you did. Yeah this game was too easy for me, I even just sat in shoot mode letting the jet auto drive while checking my phone and I still won. Really appreciate the reviews on niche games tho, you're the main reason I know about these titles in the first place!
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Me back when double dash came out: I promise to play any racing game that reminds me of this one!
Today: Oh, well, a promise is a promise. Thanks Tarks. Now I need to look for this one xD
Yes!!!! You always impress with your videos. Great job reviewing this game.
Thanks dude! Always a pleasure!
@@TarksGauntlet Also, I saw what you did there 😆
I love your channel because I’ve found so many great Ecchi because of you and I love it. Thank you for the years of your contributions.
Even with all its problems, the talk of how easy that platinum is intrigues me.
Jet girls sounds fun but it’s a shame that it doesn’t have a challenge. But the costumes seem fun ^.^
Hi tarks as always a great video. Thanks for your efforts on every review!
My pleasure!
Even when it isn't, it still is! Glad you enjoyed.
Could've just said, "Dive into the gameplay".
Anyways I do hope we get more from this IP, hopefully with lessons learned. I find it really interesting with actual potential, and there's always room for more arcadey, lighthearted racers.
the 50 time usage of special move trophy is also on Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, that trophy is actually fairly easy to unlock, it's just that it's a very boring time consuming grind.
any game's trophies in my opinion is easily manageable, as long as there's no freaking online trophy.
Yeah, the difference in peach beach is that there's actually enemies around to use the specials on haha. Peach beach was a much better game!
@@TarksGauntlet
though in Senran Kagura PBS,L the trophy description stated you need to use it on a CPU controlled playable character or on another player online in PVP as it won't count on these generic enemies.
one mission in particular made this trophy a breeze where one of the girls in Homura's Crimson Squad ( forgot her name ) the girl with the green hair got affected by the heat of the sun and lost her mind for a while and her teammates try to runs after her to cool her down with the water guns you can just spam the super move on her teammates while they coming after her in groups.
pretty sure there's a mode in Jet Girls where you can takes on multiple of the competitive girls in one race ?
not sure since I haven't played this Jet Girls game yet, I would like to but the darn game is a bit expensive at the moment.
Well in Jet Girls you could probably do it within 25 races if you just keep stopping to let the other racers catch up with you once you have your EPD meter fully charged. But that's like 2 hours of play time I'm just not interested in going through for a trophy I just don't care about, especially not when the games terrible balance has made the trophy a grind haha.
So this is basically our wave race we never got ;P
Joking aside, great stuff as always Tarks
If it wasn't for this review, I would never have remembered the 2014 Gauntlet reboot LOL
Tarks, I guess I've been watching for a little while now, and I have to say that I really like your outro. It's so chill, and just makes me want to relax and play some games.
The outro music?
@@TarksGauntlet Yes sir. I just really like listening to it. Lol
@@ShyBoy6ty9 Thanks! I wrote the tune myself a good 8 years or so ago but didn't have any plans for it at the time.
When I started the channel I recomposed it and got rid of a few instruments and it just sort of worked!
Kandagawa jet girls can be a bit of a handful in terms of mechanics . However, I love the characters and the music ❤️❤️😊😊
Great Review as Always Tarks ! I would get it on a SALE cause i Love the Developer and their stuff
I bought on Black Friday, it was on sale.
I was waiting for you to say something about "Jiggle Physics". Too bad this doesn't have a new game + mode to add difficulty. I will surely give this game a look. Sometimes it's nice to play a game that doesn't make me want to pull my hair out.
Thank you, Dr. Strange.
I definitely want to at least give this a try. I want to support Takaki and his team, and it looks charming and fun.
Even if it's super easy, if it can give me a dozen hours of silly fun with some cute visuals, it'll be worth it to me
Not that interested in the game but stayed for the puns/hilarious lack of puns in the review 😂. Good job~
There’s some potential, we don’t often get jet ski/wave racing type of games. but, it’s a shame it couldn’t be fully showcased properly.
Can’t wait to see your 13 sentinels: Aegis Rim review, if there’s going to be one that is or perhaps a moero Crystal H review. 🤔
13 Sentinels I'm picking up as soon as I can find a copy. Probably be a bit though cause I'm expecting something else to start taking up my time soon.
Moero crystal I'm holding off on. Kind of expecting it to be like the last one, which while not bad, I'm just not quite feeling at the moment.
Fair enough.
13 sentinels is a must, needs all the exposure when it comes to reviews. Ha..
Yeah Moero crystal is more of the same as the original.
Good review. Thanks, gameplay looks great and seems fun but if the AI is bad it can really hurt the game.
nice room. or your studio
I am confused as to why these anime girl game devs are so attached to Sony, when its clear Sony doesn't want them. Why don't they just start releasing on Switch? Nintendo is a Japanese company, and doesn't seem to be on the censoring warpath anymore. And since anime graphics aren't that intense, the console should have no problem handling it. #SaveSenranKagura7
Reasonable Gump many developers abandoned Sony and work with switch now. It’s just a matter of time my friend. Switch is the best console for games like this rn, Xbox for multi platform games, Sony... fuck Sony, fuck California headquarter. I have all of the Sony consoles but I’m not going to buy ps5, like NEVER. Sony shits on their core audience, on my fav games, so be it.
@@maou842 👍👍👍
I really want Senran Kagura 7 on switch
@@maou842 It sounds like Microsoft are going down the same route, Galgun Returns was just removed from an XBOX release
The designs for the jets are cool I'll give em that, the EVA 01 lookalike especially but I certainly won't be buying it for that lol
Did you ever get round to playing the Utawarerumono remake?
I haven't played Uta Prelude yet. Would love to find time but there's just always something going on.
As for the Eva design, I colored my Jet Skis to look like different Eva's, they didn't start that way haha.
@@TarksGauntlet Fair, it's pretty long too. Or at least felt that way to me, I did take my time with it, didn't skip any of the VA etc
Lmao that's awesome, the designs go well with those eva colour schemes
Bought this just to support Takaki. It could be fixed through patches, but that probably won’t happen.
Are you going to review the sequel to Death End Re;Quest?
I'm not seeing myself having time to any time soon tbh.
If only the races were better it would have been an easy purchase. I like the idea of the game especially since DOA xtreme 3 took away the jet ski races.
If only they added waves to the water, I think it would just up the control skill bar enough to at least make it interesting to play.
Or if Sony weren't prudes and basically hamstrung the franchise, having goals of destroying clothing and knocking them into the water in their birthday suits would have been the key feature. It's easy to know where the missing parts of a car are when you know the guy who made these games for years
I subbed because he said senran kagura lol
Well, there's still the Switch, hopefuly.
Subbed
This is the closest thing to hydro thunder hurricane/ riptide wth
Yeah tbh this looks a bit boring and looks like something I’d pay 10 bucks on a steam sale but good job on the review
Think I might try this game (In the least because it has my Senran Kagura waifu in it, LMAO)
I have a question, Is this game multiplayable among overseas users? (Global Multi)
For example, is it possible to match multiplayer between American and Japanese players?
Have you noticed how bizarre the Kandagawa girls look when you put them in Senran hairstyles in the dressing room?
I felt uncomfortable giving the Manpukumaru clone one of the other characters haircuts. But I just assumed that was me not being used to it anymore.
But how does the multiplayer work?
Only online. Which if their other games are anything to go by, won't be very active for very long.
The country where incest porn is softcore and rape porn is basicaly average is trying to clean it's image now?! Lol
Looks like a bad game to take a dip into, I don't think this will make much of a splash, but will be just another drop in the ocean of meh games.
You said it Bro-Ski. Hardly even a game to Tide you over between releases.
@@TarksGauntlet I feel a wave of violent illness coming on...
I would pay $15 for this one
As part of a bundle though yeah? Haha
@@TarksGauntlet no no... I would like things to be more unbundled in this game if you catch my drift 😜
Ah, they reused the weapon models from PBS, smart asset recycling. But Lord is the screen tearing unbearable, I remember it being an absolute eyesore when checking out footage of Killer Is Dead way back when.
And isn't the game's problem technically a *_lack_* of rubber-banding? Because, from what I understand, once you get ahead the competition just sticks to their positions and behave like they're on rails or something.
They try... It's just an awful attempt. There's weapons that behave like the blue shell in Mario Kart but in my whole playthrough I was maybe hit by it twice. I actually outran it most of the other times. It couldn't catch up by the time I finished the race... So why I say the rubber banding is a problem I don't mean there's too much of it, but not enough.
The screen tearing is awful too, but It wasn't until editing I noticed how bad it was during races in some stages. Always noticed it more during more passive things.
what was the last good game by this company?
The remake of Senran Kagura burst "Burst re;newal," I guess, but before that peach beach splash. Their record the last few years has fallen below 50/50.
What If they make keijo game...hehe
Tbh I don't know why they haven't yet.
The company should probably just stick to the anime business where they don't get censored until all this japan censor stuff calms down. I think I said in the unboxing that the anime of this show wasn't to bad and there was an uncensored version.
No, that'd be doing what Sony wants they to do and that's the worst thing to do, definitely not the solution here. The company have to abandon Sony and release their games on Switch and PC where their works can be appreciated and don't get stupid censorship.
Sony nowadays is a westerner company whose target is 100% westerners, they don't care about Japan anymore, and games like these get censored while GTA V, TW3 or the recent TLOU2 with explicit sex scenes don't because they're western games so that's ok for Sony. Makes me sick. Also, it's Sony's fault Senran Kagura 7EVEN was cancelled. Fuck Sony and I hope Marvelous realize this and leave Sony around like Sony did with japanese fans, they deserve it.
@@nainetsu It doesn't help the fact that the Sony HQ is located in Snowflake Central
I regret it....
never should have touched it.
They should patch it...
hey dalha
I'm probably the only one that thinks Senran Kagura's tittilating cutscenes really slow the game down.
Also, my take on this: Just play Gensou Skydrift instead.
They do a bit, but I don't mind too much. They can be easily skipped, and think maybe even disabled altogether. Once you see one of them you've seen them all.
@@TarksGauntlet Personally, I do mind when the game slow down for those overbearing fanservice scenes. If it's not important, don't interrupt my gameplay.
Then again, I was never a Kenichiro Takaki fan.
@@IllusionistsBane Yeah, that's the thing though, the fanservice was the main selling point for the series so to most series fans they are of the utmost importance lol. Gameplay and story here always came second to the titillation by intention.
Wave race bluestorm is much better.
I don’t agree with this perceived “Senran Kagura’s quality has been going down” fallacy. The mechanics and fun factor have been improving with each title. PBS is the best side game, and Burst Renewal is extremely well-polished (I just wish it had multiplayer). Now Kandakawa Jet Girls, looks easy, boring, and misses the mark aesthetically.
Burst re:newal and PBS are both great. I never said those games were bad. Likely have tamsoft to thank for the success of both of those though. The poor streak of games I referenced is made up of the spinoffs mostly.
Senran Kagura Reflexions
Senran Kagura Peach Ball
And now this game, kandagawa jet girls.
PBS was the last good, new game (not a remake) that honey parade released, and that was over 3 years ago now.
Tarks Gauntlet fair enough, although Peach Ball seems decent enough for a completely unambitious game. I completely agree if you’re talking about those last two games.
Was it a year and a half or two years ago when SK7 was ready to release but getting held back by Sony? I wish they would just give up on Sony and release that game for Switch and PC instead of the side games.
@@joejoejohnson8310 I can't quite remember how far back it was. I know at the end of PBS there was a trailer for Sen7 but after that it was dead in the water.
My guess is that development is on hold until the olympics pass and japan hopefully goes back to normal.
If however, the state of things in japan becomes the new normal... that game might never see the light of day.
First time viewer here. Where are you from? You sound like a pirate when your say anything with the letter R. Tortuga?
In actuality, a small fishing village on the coastline of Canada... So that kind of makes some sense lol.
But I mean, that mostly just happens because of how I enunciate as an orator. In normal conversation it's probably not so pronounced.
Oh ok that was my next guess, somewhere in Canada. Sounds cool though lol.
looks like a mobile game
You look like the homeless man that frequents the parking lot of the mall where I live
That's my side job.
I tried the game via PC on Steam and never finished it; I returned it not too long afterward. It feels like it was half-finished and rushed to meet the anime's deadline even though the anime (which I heard is mediocre but surprisingly had Katushiko Nishijima as a storyboard artist) had already concluded. Besides of having no sense of speed (I've had more sense of racing speed driving my car to work and back) you try free play mode, forget it, the AI is way too tough and unforgiving there, the difficulty is horrifically unbalanced. Even if there was fanservice it would still suck, the main part of the game, the racing, is too broken to be fun, and it's just shallow and empty.
Not to mention the game's Steam description that you can "blow your opponents back onto dry land!" is a complete LIE. Frankly, if it was more of a collection of other summer competitive stuff to do (swimming, beach volleyball, water polo, surfing, the works) besides the whole jetskiing thing, being similar in vein to Mario Party, it would have been better, or if they did a crossover with Senran Kagura since they included they included Ryōna and Ryōbi with the game's DLC.
I think the game you described in paragraph 2 was basically Dead Or Alive Xtreme beach volleyball.
Sadly that series has collapsed on itself in terms of quality too. The 3rd one just wasn't it.
@@TarksGauntlet Never played that game but can understand.
Dang well did buy to support. Well there's always the anime.
I don't know what the biggest shame is; that this game isn't good? Or to learn that Canada uses mph too... I thought that was mainly just the USA. Boo.
Oh, all our signs are in km, I have no clue why I left it in mph.
@@TarksGauntlet Ah.. well that's a relief! Thanks for clarifying.
It should be pretty obvious what takaki's only available option is. Abandon the restrictive Sony, who holds back his creative vision and move to the switch and PC. The question is: was this game funded by Sony to be a PS4 exclusive or is this just another case of Japanese studios stuck in their ways and refusing to move away from abusive papa Sony.
I don't think Sony had any executive producer role in the game. It launched on PC simultaneously, and iirc, part of the forming of the HoneyParade studio was to give Takaki more control over his games and what platforms they end up on.
@@TarksGauntlet Oh this came out on PC? Well shit I dont know what I'm talking about then...... Thx for the info.
runs like trash on ps4, they didn't even upgrade it for ps5 so ur still locked at 25-30 frames. no difficulty slider on campaign. a total fail imo
This game kinda meh, by the way I Still waiting and hoping for Mainline Senran Kagura port on Switch
I'm still waiting on Sen7 to resume development but who knows how that's going.
At least Marvelous has stated they haven't cancelled their port of Uppers (Yet.)
PS. Apologies if you get two responses from me. Internet is acting a bit funny in this-here storm atm, and it looks like my last response didn't go through.
@@TarksGauntlet Yeah, finger crossed for new announcement at TGS 2020, and by the way thanks for replying Tarks, Keeps up the good job, and stay safe from the storm
Its just sad even JP game makers are being toned down just to confirm to the world "standards"
I'm hoping when the Olympics pass things ease up, but this could be setting a new normal for them.
You make liking girls sound problematic. What gives, dude?
I actually have no clue what you're talking about.
@@TarksGauntlet Oops, sorry. It was meant to be 'gals,' but auto-correct ruined the joke.
Ah, Alright. I like the gals. They're simple but fun haha.
Was just getting some tonal whiplash from my comment section. Had one person yesterday complain about me being heteronormative and at first it seemed like this comment was complaining about the opposite lol.
More Sony woke bs I will skip it.
As a single player game, Jet girls isn't much unless you just wanna check it out. But for Time Attack and Online play it's super fun and plays as it was intended.