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ความคิดเห็น • 268

  • @metagross6897
    @metagross6897 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Nah the - 4° I can't unsee it now

    • @Elhamburitto
      @Elhamburitto ปีที่แล้ว +39

      -4°

    • @hilariousloversday396
      @hilariousloversday396 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I almost chocked while laughing at it.

    • @thomasgilbert2266
      @thomasgilbert2266 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And that boys and girls is why we use Fahrenheit

    • @deineroehre
      @deineroehre ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thomasgilbert2266 Even in these legacy units they can get down to -4°. It is in commonly used Units -20°C, so you see it not that often in a car though - depending on the region.

    • @IA_777
      @IA_777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just a exercise called "Rear lunge"

  • @machinchouette5233
    @machinchouette5233 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    7:30 shiz went from 0 to 100 real ducking quick

    • @ShuaibZzz
      @ShuaibZzz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was real messed up 💀

    • @opinanlosjovenesrd3477
      @opinanlosjovenesrd3477 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He still thinks he is right.

    • @kookie_2178
      @kookie_2178 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope he gets jailed 🤢😨😨

    • @Dots_The_Demon_Lord
      @Dots_The_Demon_Lord ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At first, I thought it was just a family argument and an impulsive teen.
      Turns out, it was an impulsive adult instead

    • @maddogfargo3153
      @maddogfargo3153 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah...WOW. Hope he goes to prison and that she is OK. Seriously, that's f-ed up.

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    13:48 there was a guy I knew in the Air Force named Airman Holder. We joked he's lucky he didn't join the other branches because in the Army or Marines he'd be Private Holder, or worse, in the Navy he'd be Seaman Holder.

  • @meatballbi4330
    @meatballbi4330 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:35 this is the type of shit that makes me wish I wasn't human. Better yet, makes me wish no humans exist.

  • @ishanchaudhari5811
    @ishanchaudhari5811 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:17 to 7:40
    *_Well that escalated quickly_*

    • @peteranon8455
      @peteranon8455 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is what I imagine is left unsaid when people tell one side of a story without any of the context of what they did wrong in the situation.

    • @The-fs5wn
      @The-fs5wn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh and this is real btw.

  • @IA_777
    @IA_777 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I felt pretty good about not yanking my tank when I watched the first few seconds at 5:52 but that end got me off guard.

  • @awakeache3627
    @awakeache3627 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Deer man ate deer with deer's own teeth... I'll never forget this

  • @lukttk
    @lukttk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:21 why is Mr. Potato looking up there 😭😭💀💀🤨🤨

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:27
    Shit, that has two possible meanings.
    1: the dad is guilty.
    2: the kid saw himself in the mirror.
    I don't know which is worse.

  • @metagross6897
    @metagross6897 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:57 it was at this moment that you knew, it's time for the son to get milk for the dad

  • @narutohuntmendemon6354
    @narutohuntmendemon6354 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:22 😂 I can't unsee that, that's a adult toy😂

  • @jacobtheultimategamer7578
    @jacobtheultimategamer7578 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:58 i love how they tried to censor it but there is still a part showing

  • @majorconbear7270
    @majorconbear7270 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    for the statistics at 9:34 the reason as to why there are shark attacks in the central regions is because bull sharks can and will live in freshwater and they are the most aggressive species of shark.

  • @bobtheduck
    @bobtheduck ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The "shark attack" inland states are all on the Mississippi river. Still really unlikely, but maybe a shark that can survive both fresh and salt water made its way up river, like a Tiger Shark? I mean, 99% chance it's either mislabeled accidentally or intentionally as a joke, but there is a DISTANT possibility.

    • @soltaire01
      @soltaire01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like a bull shark then, as they can survive in both freshwater and saltwater.

  • @ilDSttaro
    @ilDSttaro ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:35 I have no words

    • @nikmrn
      @nikmrn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sad that stuff like that really happens

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You know it's gonna be an interesting day when Hot Female Shark is chasing you.

  • @nekomataumbreon
    @nekomataumbreon ปีที่แล้ว +46

    A little known fun fact: occasionally, sharks capable of surviving in freshwater find their way into the Ohio River (I saw a young bull shark there once). It would explain why Kentucky occasionally gets shark attacks.

  • @notmrflimflam38notrealflam90
    @notmrflimflam38notrealflam90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:21 that potato damn lucky

  • @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
    @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The one at 10:06 got me to start laughing because of how stupid people are to shop lift at a grocery store with managers like this who will force you into prostitution even if you are a guy and they say that there are no exceptions

    • @4C82Gaming
      @4C82Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That isn’t even the worst possible out come of it.

    • @lilyschrodingy3600
      @lilyschrodingy3600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment made me say "What" so many times Samuel L. Jackson just went ahead and shot me.

  • @missmillion3864
    @missmillion3864 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    a moment of silence for the guy in 0:27

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:00 He should have said "I have no cash" cos a lot of people don't carry cash, they use card/phone.

  • @daddycremecake4260
    @daddycremecake4260 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:12 I've gotta be honest the dude with the helicopter is probably rich enough to not care too much about the money, so he's just doing it for fun, maybe

  • @Ryan_ryanracc
    @Ryan_ryanracc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “but instead they’re in my cat” 💀

  • @cutecharacterpower
    @cutecharacterpower ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:39 please let this be a meme please let this be a meme please let this be a meme

    • @twopretty9019
      @twopretty9019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was real

    • @cutecharacterpower
      @cutecharacterpower ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@twopretty9019 ...
      Please let this be a nightmare *please let this be a nightmare*

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cutecharacterpower its real

    • @cutecharacterpower
      @cutecharacterpower ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jenkathefridge3933 ...
      Nhaaa, I think this is 3 friend who set everything up, if it was true, that 31 years old man would have been arrested... right ?...
      RIGHT ???

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cutecharacterpower idk if he got arrested but hopefully he does and get some therapy.

  • @Iterus_The_Game_Breaker
    @Iterus_The_Game_Breaker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 Andy's girlfriend be looking good

  • @nomercyformercii
    @nomercyformercii ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:12 I lost my shit when I saw jerma

  • @nekoythebest
    @nekoythebest ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 Buzz and Woody: Oh really? Fhew~ WAIT WHAT?

  • @thechainbreaker8395
    @thechainbreaker8395 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:17 this implies than men are born stronger

    • @vehicular-manslaughter
      @vehicular-manslaughter ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ this woman is not fit to be a parent. Which is all feminists

  • @the_real_skateboard
    @the_real_skateboard ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Father, how do I talk to girls?”
    “You simply wait for the O button above their head.”

    • @pk42069
      @pk42069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOW BOII!!!

  • @kindafishy35
    @kindafishy35 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:12 the guy on the bottom right looks like jerma lol

  • @g.e.m.gdynamight7613
    @g.e.m.gdynamight7613 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:12 left me choking-

  • @Schaneal
    @Schaneal ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:11 was wild LOL

    • @The-fs5wn
      @The-fs5wn ปีที่แล้ว

      And the crazy part is, it was immediately overshadowed by what came after.

  • @bandolero8
    @bandolero8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The distance of your average restraining order." How do you know that, Adam?

  • @ToasterInABox
    @ToasterInABox ปีที่แล้ว +7

    NOT THE TOY STORY ONE😭

    • @IA_777
      @IA_777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If Toy Story was rated R

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @IA_777 LoL!
      If Toy Story was XXX rated, that would be the intro...
      You know what's coming next...
      "Hey, Buzz! How'd you get up in here?"

    • @lamho1769
      @lamho1769 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sauce?

  • @wolfieisacat13
    @wolfieisacat13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:37 oh…. Ok

  • @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
    @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 dear....... GOD

  • @UrlocalRoach_lol
    @UrlocalRoach_lol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:34
    What they meant was like someone went into an aquarium to feed the sharks or smth and got attacked lol not just wild sharks out in the open

  • @event-keystrim213
    @event-keystrim213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:15 they knew exactly what they were doing

  • @Writer-dx8zj
    @Writer-dx8zj ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:09 is golden

  • @apatheticdoctor8901
    @apatheticdoctor8901 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:43 that comic is actually on r34

  • @thegoodguy6496
    @thegoodguy6496 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It took me a minute to realize the cannibal killer one,
    He kills cannibals LOL.

  • @dalpilcher5254
    @dalpilcher5254 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:42 Wheres the stand for the lamp..?
    oh.

    • @axolotdraws9946
      @axolotdraws9946 ปีที่แล้ว

      how did you manage to make it more cursed

  • @star80doessdastuff
    @star80doessdastuff ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me a second to get the one with the drinks and marriage until it hit

  • @era.bruh05
    @era.bruh05 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:53 and after that he said, that they are selling it cheap and urgent, because they are leaving the country the following day.😅

  • @chickennuggetbooiii4832
    @chickennuggetbooiii4832 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:03 I SWEAR IM NOT A FURRY, buuuuuuuut she do be fine

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I-It's not like Chicken Nugget Booiii is a f-furry or anything, b-baka!"

    • @chickennuggetbooiii4832
      @chickennuggetbooiii4832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markh.6687 This is the most cursed thing i've seen anyone do with my username

    • @beastmode9988
      @beastmode9988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm u want the sauce

    • @rgames116
      @rgames116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beastmode9988 i wont refuse

    • @IA_777
      @IA_777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now time to ask a very confusing question.
      Is one truly a furry if the animal they are (well choose to be) has no fur?

  • @helloworld4039
    @helloworld4039 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t you just hate it when the radioactive water turns the killer sharks into a hentai plot

  • @chrs-wltrs
    @chrs-wltrs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:21 encrypted messages can be counted, even if their contents can't be viewed. Someone really doesn't know how encryption works

  • @lokithegodkiller6914
    @lokithegodkiller6914 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:03. Yo, no... I'll repent God just make it stop

  • @Noor_Jacobs03
    @Noor_Jacobs03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @1:20 Fuck that. - 4° Celsius is damn cold...

  • @carljones3509
    @carljones3509 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:05 i thought it was gonna have legs with a regular shark body i was half right or all the way wrong

  • @puffball973
    @puffball973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:09 If only we could actually create some variant if this shark in real life.

  • @Illuminex_XD
    @Illuminex_XD ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They were out of cream cheese 😢

  • @ranjanbiswas3233
    @ranjanbiswas3233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:36 You don't have feminist views, you have misandrist views.

  • @luisrosado7050
    @luisrosado7050 ปีที่แล้ว

    me: Ha! Ef you shark!
    shark: yes please!
    me: oh..
    and thats why shark-dogs exist!

  • @lordboss110
    @lordboss110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:05 WTH? HOW IS IT IN YOUR CAT🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @azazelxkay
    @azazelxkay ปีที่แล้ว

    10:40 unwrapping presents at your grandparents house be like:

  • @jimmydaphrog1550
    @jimmydaphrog1550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:09 hear me out...

  • @glutenfreehand-jobs4918
    @glutenfreehand-jobs4918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:35 I thought for sure it was gonna be Ohio

  • @blueberryboi3294
    @blueberryboi3294 ปีที่แล้ว

    the 2nd one caught me off guard....

  • @Zeblon44
    @Zeblon44 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:23 bro nah i thought that was someone's armpit good lord.

  • @jakedavidheilemann1208
    @jakedavidheilemann1208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:09 I think I've just realized something bad about myself...

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing about slowing down the ambulance, I watched a video where someone did just that.

  • @Waterbottlez_
    @Waterbottlez_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:43 ya know vape was invented to help you quit smoking… just sayin

  • @skeletheterrarian5079
    @skeletheterrarian5079 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 is there a full thing about this?

    • @lamho1769
      @lamho1769 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I need sauce

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just so you all are aware Gloucester is a real place. It’s a section f the city of Ottawa which is the capital of Canada.

  • @myentertainment55
    @myentertainment55 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:13
    The least unhinged modern feminist😅

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lore of Waaait... Hol' Up... V74 momentum 100

  • @wizardlion8660
    @wizardlion8660 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doggo please teach me the way of comfortable sleeps :)

  • @Fxrest.W4tcher
    @Fxrest.W4tcher ปีที่แล้ว

    2:59 I've gotten that ad

  • @UndecidedASMR
    @UndecidedASMR ปีที่แล้ว

    the M4F panicked me at around 11:55

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 oh no... Oh no no no no

  • @robertphilyaw2191
    @robertphilyaw2191 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...then he ate the deer, with the deer's own teeth

  • @microwave856
    @microwave856 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:13 it's the JFK memorial, why would you want to take a car

  • @thisisapersonthatexists5012
    @thisisapersonthatexists5012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #dankness
    Me: becomes Spider Man
    My Uncle: 😳

  • @Jayn0x
    @Jayn0x ปีที่แล้ว

    4:13 I just realized Jerma is here

  • @Galaxy_Kat
    @Galaxy_Kat ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 Omfg i saw this black skiny line i thought i broke my chormebook 😭

  • @davidparr4636
    @davidparr4636 ปีที่แล้ว

    It meant days. In the past 7 days.

  • @Марги-п4ч
    @Марги-п4ч ปีที่แล้ว

    1:56 he used the deer to eat the deer

  • @flamefierce998
    @flamefierce998 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:20. This guy is a poet, what are those vocabularies.. my sister, an english major alongside her friends can't even use proper grammar in their statuses.

  • @yoface938
    @yoface938 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bull sharks are known to swim up river. How is that even a meme?

  • @AlvoGGaming21
    @AlvoGGaming21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:25 you like your sister but are her brother and her boyfriend is her cousin lol

  • @Just_fifian
    @Just_fifian ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:16 is messed up💀💀💀

  • @helenab2520
    @helenab2520 ปีที่แล้ว

    #dankness
    Me: *deletes a months worth of memes on my phone in hopes of freeing up some of my storage*
    My phone: best I can do is increase it.

  • @tomatoboi1-inf
    @tomatoboi1-inf ปีที่แล้ว

    5:08 t that went from normal to furry XD

  • @jaydenlies5445
    @jaydenlies5445 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 2nd one....

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:07 Scalies be like "Hell Yeah!"

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he had a hard on as he was running.
      THATS impressive.
      good way to get rid if unwanted boners is to do jumping jacks or something else to redirect the flow so full on life threatening sprint with a hard on in damn impressive.

    • @washingtonnoble389
      @washingtonnoble389 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that like, reptile furry?

    • @PlasmaMongoose
      @PlasmaMongoose ปีที่แล้ว

      @@washingtonnoble389 Yes, scalies include creatures include reptiles and fish.

    • @rgames116
      @rgames116 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@washingtonnoble389 i think so, but like, damn

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't she have to be a alligator to have scales?? Sharks aren't scaly, right?

  • @Boricua_User
    @Boricua_User ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:57 💀

  • @austinlambourne-skilton5413
    @austinlambourne-skilton5413 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:50 you cannot tell me that’s not willem dafoe

  • @piuxpineda8754
    @piuxpineda8754 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its been sus ALREADY ITS FRIKIN 20 SECS AND NOW ITS NOW SUS

  • @Noor_Jacobs03
    @Noor_Jacobs03 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @7:45 I need an update on this.

  • @itsdon_
    @itsdon_ ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 saw it coming

  • @TheRightWayzt
    @TheRightWayzt ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 ok i might sound bad for saying this but if that raises my grade alright im down

  • @analazea617
    @analazea617 ปีที่แล้ว

    -4° lol

  • @nbohr1more917
    @nbohr1more917 ปีที่แล้ว

    Realized why emojis are yellow

  • @Local_Intruder
    @Local_Intruder ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11
    Wait.
    That guy on the bottom right...

  • @The-fs5wn
    @The-fs5wn ปีที่แล้ว

    6:17 yeah I saw this one before. It’s real, btw.

  • @Cherry_soda0-o
    @Cherry_soda0-o ปีที่แล้ว

    The deer things

  • @nosks_stopmotions
    @nosks_stopmotions ปีที่แล้ว

    6:12 WHAT THE FU-

  • @Dewani90
    @Dewani90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You just get close to a girl and press A", confirmed, that's how you get to talk to me, unfortunately I'm all out of radiant quests.

  • @ivonne4766
    @ivonne4766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, nice.😊