@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing. We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day. Bravo!
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.
When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.
The glasses comment about barnard castle!! Genius 🤣😂🤣
Wow had to google it then it all made sense :D
@@reezellthiaCould you explain? I googled it and had a look on the wiki, I don't get it.
@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia lmao very good. Thanks
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
Sir, you are the connoisseur of compliments. A vibrant display of linguistic pleasure. Thank you.
I see what you did there
Just the best videos on TH-cam... an absolute delight. Short and joyous to behold. Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn. 😂
U just Troy Hawke'd, Troy Hawke. Lol
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
I can not believe he had "nominative determinism" in his arsenal
That actually had me LOL
His mind is a sharp as a Hawkes eyesight.
He's a psychologist
A thundering ball of empathy 😂😂😂😂
Some
Of the classic lines he comes out with 🤣
“Your hair has an admirable bounce”! 😂
Look at that reach, you’re wasted if you’ve not in combat sport 😂🤣😂
Made my day 😂 the ERROL FLYN, 12 and a half UK, had me laughing out loud
Please never stop ✋️
Just did the same, very quick, very clever!
He is a bundle of joy and never fails to cheer me up immensely. I love him for that. Also, totally pissed off that I missed him in Amsterdam.
"Road trip, the implications are on the journey as opposed to the destination...that's the right way round"...so true! Love it!
"We're not bound by time you and I, are we?"
Just for that, you should be considered to be The Doctor after The Doctor after next.
Fixed like a gargoyle of generosity on the forecourt of petroleum mayhem, you are sir!
Waiting to pounce like a frightened petrol pump attendant 😂
This guy is my favourite person to make me laugh at this time in my life what can I say genuinely the funniest person for a long time awesome.. cheers
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
You absolutely may, delightful words 🫡
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing.
We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day.
Bravo!
"I'm a twelve & a half UK"..... Smashed it!! 😂
That was very quick, props to him.
Shoulders back and smashing it at the Jet!
Nominative determinism…Thanks! Stealing that for some other time! 😊
Little in this cold, dark world gives me pleasure quite in the same way as a new Troy Hawke video!
That was a VERY varied array of comments. Troy put in some serious prep work for this one. 👏🏼
You bring so much joy
2:22 cracked me up. I love this fella
Humanity needs a 24/7 Troy Channel
Man I love this guy. The world needs more of you Troy!
Shoulders back, best foot forward....have the best day!!
another fabulous day in paradise with troy
He never disappoints. Just fabulous
A gentleman and a scholar! Huzza!
Barnard Castle. You just had to didn't you! Played.
1930s upper class englishman giving me a compliment would make my week tbh
Barnard castle! Brilliant 🥸
You don't just boost there day, you boost all of ours as well! Sterling job
I want this man on every entrance on every shop on the high street!
A literary genius.. .wish I'd had a fraction of them.
“The godfather of Catterick”
“Do a wheelie”!
"A thundering ball of empathy" is now on my list.
A truly admirable video
You are a truly admirable video
Suffra-jet!!! Shoulders back! The break on your trousers: perfect in every way :-) Thanks you Mr Flynn ;-)
You are just brilliant 😂. Extremely witty and lightning fast with the comebacks 😂👍
I’d challenge anybody to watch this without smiling! This is the good side of the Internet… 😊
You, sir, are doing the most important doing of all.
Bless you.
And bless you again.❤
We need a Troy at every shop doorway
The world needs more Greeters Guilders
Nothing less than brilliant from Troy. As always. Keep up the brilliant work mate. ❤️
Came across Troy recently, absolute genius ! Not laughed this much in a long time 😂
Telling the lorry driver to pull a wheelie had me 😂😂😂
Such a pleasant fellow - and I would imagine very well read
very well endowed too I hear
Marvellous work 😂😂😂
Love this. Please please please do this in USA....I bet theyd love a British guy doing this. Brilliantly done.
New York dates, woohoo! I'll be there mate.
New York? Fuck New York, what about Austria????
Life master. The demeanor is overwhelming
One of the best and loved the friendly responses back!
Just heard your episode of the 'Happiness Lab' podcast and came here. Thanks for being such a fun, funny and heart warming human being.
your trousers are having a argument with your shoes 🤣
This is what a gentleman is! Love it!
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
Love it love it love it!!! Much more please 😀👍
I'm 29 😂😂
Troy couldn't be more of a legend if he tried.
I`m a 12 & 1/2 UK
Thanks Troy for bringing smile and happiness to my life 😊
I see you have glasses on 😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent!
Cant believe you were less than 10 miles from me and I missed the chance to cross verbal sabres ? I am without succour 😢
Your command of the English language is a thing of joy.
This one had me in stitches. You're one in 68 million Troy hawke
Thank you, Thank you and Thank you! in a world that can be difficult, you are making people smile. as you once said, "Offt" atb.
The legend strikes again. Please come to Wirral.....we could joust linguistically! 😀
I was so disappointed to of missed this really rather wonderful gentleman at this my local filling station 😢 x
YOU’RE READY FOR A TUMBLE ON ANY TERRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’re wasted if you’re not in combat sports” 😂
And you sir have a fabulous aesthetic bathrobe
I aspire to deliver such pristine greetings.
Cap doff to you kind gent!
“I see you’re an experienced traveller”
“No, I keep getting lost”
😅😅
' I'm a twelve and a half uk' hahaha
I fucking love this ❤❤❤
I think we're all a bit scared of AI but imagine having an AI Troy greeting us every morning. That would solve a lot of the world's problems.
Just fantastic 👏
Barnard Castle comment was immense!
Im only here cause i saw the advert😂😂😂
Troy has me hitting the dictionary and thesaurus hard first thing in the morning.
Do a wheelie 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Captain. 😂
Do a wheelie! 😂
Please do come to the US! To a small town in SW Missouri...
Saw this in pre roll ad, absolutely love it. What excellence in elocution
Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.
‘We’re not bound by time’………😂👏👏👏👏👏
My man is a legend, so quick with his insightful quips and amazing one liners!
Beautiful
🙌🏼 I love you Troy ❤ ... Barnard Castle was pure genius 👓
This just makes me smile - continuously. I've subscribed!
Nominative determinism 🤓😂
When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.
Your hair has an adorable bounce 😂
Very well endowed...
"Yes, im a 12.5 uk!!"
🤣🤣🤣
His brain operates at speeds mere mortals can only dream of.
Your trousers are having an argument with your shoes😂
Happy road trip Ma'am 🎉🚙🌄
“Did you find a sandwich with a desirable texture?” 😂😂😂
Barnard Castle, oh i see you have glasses on. hahaha.
Navigational supremecy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂........12 1/2 UK!!!!
Any chance you could greet the attendees on Friday October 6th at Grimmfest (Great Northern) Manchester?