@@tuck234 Welcome to TEMPUS. We have a hero that is actually a demon lord, a professor that is actually not a professor but your grandpa, an Aussie winning son and an alchemist that _ACTUALLY IS_ a professor.
if this is the first tempus vid you watch the first vod you should watch is on altare's channel called wheel of tempus every tempus member there is being themselves
^^ +1 on Judge Magni. That skit is the perfect representation of all their personalities. You don’t even need to clip the vod because the whole thing is phenomenal from start to finish. Kino stream for sure!
@@DefinitelyNotIU At least they are following their Senpai's path lmao Look at poor Roberu and Aruran, this is pretty much normal within Holostars Its deffinitly a first time for overall Hololive watchers that never watch the boys
@@RenoKyrie Roberu Ended up with an entire vtuber agency (and their mothers) as his Harem so thats a plus(?) Axel is following Roberu's footsteps pretty closely he's even being called En's Winning Son.
@@readlater8962 In before Axel somehow made a harem with Nina, Melody, and Onigiri of all people 🗿 Probably some Phase Connect and Prism Project people aswell
Man, I really admire how great selen is at making her guests or collabmates feel comfy when they're talking. Especially that one time with zen and froot
Selen: Chad Maid Cafe enjoyer Magni: Weak shiba Cafe enjoyer, feel embarassed to admit he ever go to and like it. Axel: Someone you would expected that he already go to maid cafe. But surprisingly never have experience before. Though he's not against it and willing to go. . PS. Our doggo might seems experienced but actually too pure for this world I supposed? Double Golden Retriver collab (Axel and Luca) doko???
Those three are so Effortlessly funny. It makes me want another Selen + Alban + Apex + a hostage collab like they've done with fulgur & shu, but with Altare. Either altare can keep up with his bro's insanity, or Selen's enabling of Alban's out of pocket jokes will break him
btw, for those interested in trying maid cafes, it's a fun experience... but read the menu first before going in. Some of them have meals that are pretty expensive for their "quality" (i.e one I tried served OmuRice for about 2000 yen) ... and try to see if someone can speak English among them (unless you're fluent in JP... which case you can disregard this)... remember that you're also there to interact with them REPECTFULLY... so not being able to understand each other defeats the purpose. Now that I've tried that, I DO want to visit the Nun Cafe in Akihabara next time I visit... although I do feel I'm committing a sin if I ever go there... more than the succubus cafe that I may or may not have visited already PS: No Amongus Parfait or something in the VTuber Cafe?
5:03 minor correction, pizza bread -> piece 'a bread (not exactly sure where the apostrophe goes) Axel is a simple man, mention that there are 'ecchi na nee-chans' and he will agree to go lol.
3:16 A certified Yakuza moment lol Selen has achieved Gazulight skill. Pomu, Ewiwa, and Finana would be proud *"Sorry we don't get perms for that"* is just so funny xD
Me at the VTuber Maid Cafe: "Can I get the Overwatch 2 soup?" Magni: "Sorry but as your server I just recently lost permissions for that. Gonna have to come back next time and get someone else"
"How about Sonic-" Magni: "Oh we got Sonic Adventure DX Stew, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Bowl, How about Sonic Heroes Sandwich? Those are always good! And oh! We got Sonic Ryders Pepperoni Pizza as well!"
Funnily enough, RPR was watching/lurking at the stream earlier _even donated a "Goodluck and you'll win this"(something close to this) as the three died ingame_
It's nice to go once just to experience it. After that...well... I'd be very interested in a vtuber cafe though. I'd really like the tempus boys to go to one once they offcollabo in JP lol.
I really do not understand these game developers not allowing vtubers to play their games. It is like the best advertising ever. It is like this rule about music playing.. How dumb is that and short sighted. They stop their own song being put into the head of millions of gamers who then go out and download it because a streamer plays it
![Axel getting gaslighted because of his PP sculpture [ENG SUB/Holostars]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-oXX2CbC4Ow/mqdefault.jpg)
Magni: I don't know what's a maid Cafe
Also Magni: Proceeds to give examples of maid Cafe.
And his example is on the more special cases too. Like the baby kink and SM cafe lol. What have you been through, Dez...
Pretty sussy, the Maglord is indeed
exposed bozo lmfao
@@justawanderingoldman7699 Professor Mag is a great alchemist. No knowledge is too forbidden lol XD
@@tuck234 Welcome to TEMPUS. We have a hero that is actually a demon lord, a professor that is actually not a professor but your grandpa, an Aussie winning son and an alchemist that _ACTUALLY IS_ a professor.
"can i get--"
"I'm sorry, we don't have perm for that"
That's the funniest bit i ever hear-
why is it that anytime there is a Selen clip I end up dying from laughter, loved how well they exchanged jokes back and forth
she's learnt well from her gaslighting senpais
Gazulight lol
learn straight from her sister 😂
lol she's the source of the gas
It's always funny to see the tables turn against Axel XD He joined the gaslighting and then got gaslit himself XD
This is my first time seeing Tempus at all, but seeing some Selen gaslighting fills my day with joy
if this is the first tempus vid you watch
the first vod you should watch is on altare's channel called wheel of tempus
every tempus member there is being themselves
You should check them up they're really hilarious
@@RENO_K i know this is a joke, but i think JudgeMagni is an even better choice
^^ +1 on Judge Magni. That skit is the perfect representation of all their personalities. You don’t even need to clip the vod because the whole thing is phenomenal from start to finish. Kino stream for sure!
Maglord is funny you should see it.. he the only vtuber i know that has his opening clipped not the middle vod or something but the opening lmao
Tempus boys now have another vtuber group to look out for aside from Council. This instance with Selen is just the beginning. Poor Magni.
Tempus bois just get bullied everywhere they go lmao
@@DefinitelyNotIU At least they are following their Senpai's path lmao
Look at poor Roberu and Aruran, this is pretty much normal within Holostars
Its deffinitly a first time for overall Hololive watchers that never watch the boys
@@RenoKyrie Roberu Ended up with an entire vtuber agency (and their mothers) as his Harem so thats a plus(?)
Axel is following Roberu's footsteps pretty closely he's even being called En's Winning Son.
@@readlater8962 In before Axel somehow made a harem with Nina, Melody, and Onigiri of all people 🗿
Probably some Phase Connect and Prism Project people aswell
YO, Brothers consider this:
Selen - Kronii Collab, WITH THE BOYS
Selen: "You ever been to a maid cafe?"
Magni: "No, don't want to."
Selen: "...Why not?"
Chat: "Oh boy! More gaslighting!"
That vtuber cafe concept at the end was brilliant
Wow I have to give axel some claps for that perms joke. I laughed very hard
Man, I really admire how great selen is at making her guests or collabmates feel comfy when they're talking. Especially that one time with zen and froot
Nobody is safe from Selen's Gasulighting 😂 Not even the tempus boys.
When Selen said it existed, my mind just flashback the time when maid feed Gigguk with milk bottle.
That Vtuber cafe bit by Axel hitting a little too hard, it took out my sides.
The way Axel describes having the options in the menu but you just can't order them somehow makes it more frustrating than not actually having them.
I didnt expect Pomu taking Selen to a maid cafe would result in hilarious Tempus clips
Selen: Chad Maid Cafe enjoyer
Magni: Weak shiba Cafe enjoyer, feel embarassed to admit he ever go to and like it.
Axel: Someone you would expected that he already go to maid cafe. But surprisingly never have experience before. Though he's not against it and willing to go.
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PS. Our doggo might seems experienced but actually too pure for this world I supposed? Double Golden Retriver collab (Axel and Luca) doko???
Luca and Axel telling their stories would be hilarious.
The steongest gazulight who isn't even part of lazulight
Those three are so Effortlessly funny. It makes me want another Selen + Alban + Apex + a hostage collab like they've done with fulgur & shu, but with Altare. Either altare can keep up with his bro's insanity, or Selen's enabling of Alban's out of pocket jokes will break him
Axel's joke was pretty good ngl it hits hard
From the example that Magni gave for themed maid Cafe, he might have seen Sydsnap's video of Garnt being fed and whipped lol.
The perms fcking killed me
I love how assertive Selen is.
"It's not cringe" she says, she should see the ones we have in Mexico, they're peak cringe and I love them because of that lmao
Dez thought he was prepared against gaslighting thanks to Altare, but Selen is built different
You cant gaslight Magni, the master of copium.
that gazulight slips in so smooth, sasuga Selen
btw, for those interested in trying maid cafes, it's a fun experience... but read the menu first before going in. Some of them have meals that are pretty expensive for their "quality" (i.e one I tried served OmuRice for about 2000 yen) ... and try to see if someone can speak English among them (unless you're fluent in JP... which case you can disregard this)... remember that you're also there to interact with them REPECTFULLY... so not being able to understand each other defeats the purpose.
Now that I've tried that, I DO want to visit the Nun Cafe in Akihabara next time I visit... although I do feel I'm committing a sin if I ever go there... more than the succubus cafe that I may or may not have visited already
PS: No Amongus Parfait or something in the VTuber Cafe?
nun cafe is legit, but that place requires you to be more fluent in JP than the average maid cafe
What about them is so much fun though? I know nobody goes to a maid cafe for the food 😅
@@epaphrodytus yup... clarisveil... unfortunately you really have to be fluent ...
@@raccoonchild true, but if youre going there and end up eating.... at least make sure its worth the meal XD
Oh wow, didn't even know selen collabed with the boys but it's great. This whole collab arc is so fun.
I’ve been gone for 2 weeks and Now Selen is collabing with Tempus? Life is good. My depression is cured 😂
Absolutely hilarious. Selen gaslighting, Axel being unhinged as usual and poor Magni having to deal with them. 🤣💖💪🏻
5:03 minor correction, pizza bread -> piece 'a bread (not exactly sure where the apostrophe goes)
Axel is a simple man, mention that there are 'ecchi na nee-chans' and he will agree to go lol.
"Sorry we don't have the perms to give you that"
Axel based.
3:16 A certified Yakuza moment lol
Selen has achieved Gazulight skill. Pomu, Ewiwa, and Finana would be proud
*"Sorry we don't get perms for that"* is just so funny xD
I dream to have a friendship like the 3 bros
Okay, the perms bit was solid. I think every single one of them found that relatable and kept yes anding the bit.
Wait WHAT magni brought up the "being treated like a baby" cafe today on his offcollab with Bettel.
Technically most of those examples aren't maid cafes, but "concept cafes" (concafe), which includes any cafe or bar where the servers cosplay.
Vtuber café.... The only song on the background is KING, because they don't have perm of other song bc copyright...
Soon enough Queen will be absolutely everywhere haha
All those covers and none of them still hit as hard as risu's
Me at the VTuber Maid Cafe:
"Can I get the Overwatch 2 soup?"
Magni: "Sorry but as your server I just recently lost permissions for that. Gonna have to come back next time and get someone else"
Just order overwatch 1 soup it's the same thing anyways in a different bowl
Selen is working on restoring it, they might plan something in the future
"How about Sonic-"
Magni: "Oh we got Sonic Adventure DX Stew, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Bowl, How about Sonic Heroes Sandwich? Those are always good! And oh! We got Sonic Ryders Pepperoni Pizza as well!"
You need 5 stack to buy the overwatch 2 soup
I just noticed his salty overwatch 2 stream weeks ago were privated lol
**imagines Rpr playing season 15, 'Why do i suddenly feel so itchy?'**
Funnily enough, RPR was watching/lurking at the stream earlier
_even donated a "Goodluck and you'll win this"(something close to this) as the three died ingame_
Axel putting Mane-chan on blast with the perms jokes, damn.
What a chad. She immediately gaslights a group she collabed with for the first time.
There's some 5D chess level gaslighting here but no one know who is actually doing it.
I just wish that when I go over to Japan, there'll be a replica of Cafe Stile, I'd be in heaven (of course other maid cafes too)
I love Selen so much 😂
The perms part so real 😂
"mmhhmm interesting"
*NEXT ON THE JUDGE MAGNI*
Why do I remember scarle's maid outfit in one stream lmao it's that why magni wont go to maid cafe lolol jk
Of course, Maglord doesn't know maid cafes.
Femboy Hooters on the other hand...
Most Selen clips I see are her gaslighting ppl lol
You can tell when Magni is lying dude is a terrible liar
Oh Man this is Awesome!
Imagine going to a maid cafe and it was a bully one, but since you have no money they politely ask you to leave.
Every time there’s an apex collab like this Magni gets a little bit of the G-light if you know what I mean lol
I want a Selen cafe just to get gaslighted. Gotta keep myself humble...or abused depending on one's moral stance.
Gaslight cafe...
i don't even know who's gaslighting who anymore.
It's nice to go once just to experience it. After that...well...
I'd be very interested in a vtuber cafe though.
I'd really like the tempus boys to go to one once they offcollabo in JP lol.
So I guess mag never go to the maid cafe but he do went to another theme cafe 🤣 understandable
Honestly speaking i'd go to a vtuber cafe lol. that bit was so funny btw
good gazulighting from selen.
Fine clip
Didn't Ichikara basically made a vtuber maid cafe with the now discontinued Yume no Graphia?
Axel knows about broken mcdonalds ice cream machine meme?
Does Aussie MCd's ice cream machines also never work? I'm curious
Succubus cafe 👀👀😳
Succubus photo woke me up
god i thought that said mald cafe
Pooog
How are there so many maid cafes?
Is there like a maid cafe for every tag?
You also lose your Overwatch 2 perms if you criticize their soup.
Zatsudan water
Selen gaslighting other Vtubers again I wonder how many she has gaslighted now
I really do not understand these game developers not allowing vtubers to play their games. It is like the best advertising ever. It is like this rule about music playing.. How dumb is that and short sighted. They stop their own song being put into the head of millions of gamers who then go out and download it because a streamer plays it
I think it makes sense for story driven games or like the visual novel types
VTuber cafe 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Wait when did axel become less cringe and more funny
She’s not selling it to me as being not cringe with that bro story
Aka poor hololivers get exposed to the insanity of nijisanji
Technically holostars but I get the joke
@@GoldRichness They're holostars but they're also hololive production so both not wrong
God, being exposed to 2434 first made me feel like Holo in these collabs are super tamed.
@@SylphieeeeQT some of the holomems are tame but that’s soon to change. A lot of holomems are becoming unhinged lately