My Neighbour is Jerma - Jerma Highlights (House Flipper HGTV DLC - Part 1)

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  • Introducing: Slime Guy.
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  • @fredflintstonefan39
    @fredflintstonefan39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    jermas literally the only person who would pre-record him promising to play a different game than the one he was planning to just so he can pretend he forgot about a promise he made a month ago and begrudgingly force himself to fulfill the promise and this sort of psycho content is why i watch

    • @kirbycooper9496
      @kirbycooper9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Jerma is gaslighting me

    • @bena7869
      @bena7869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Naw naw no no no they teach that kinda photo manipulation in the 4th grade now. IN FACT it took the guy 10 minutes to make that photo

    • @GATERROR
      @GATERROR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Kirby Cooper Streamer Literally Gaslights Audience: Houses Explode

    • @sRetailStoreMusic
      @sRetailStoreMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Jerma is the only streamer I'm aware of that would lie to half of his audience to trick the other half of his audience just so he doesn't have to play cowboy games

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a fucking gaslightter. *"Fuck that's scary!"*

  • @SamFreelancePolice
    @SamFreelancePolice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Jerma creating a fake promise to justify breaking the real promise and gaslight his entire audience with help of hired actors, only to double-cross his actors and gaslight them too when he gets called out... is probably my favourite Jerma moment of 2020. He really goes above and beyond the extra mile hahaha.

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ninjapistol14 I think he's gaslighting you dude

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm SO confused, can I please get a quick rundown of what happened?

    • @MrAerp
      @MrAerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@caffienatedtactician pee your pance

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrAerp no u

  • @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod
    @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Jeremy "I could piss on my carpets every day for a year and you'd never notice" Elbertson

  • @fakename8749
    @fakename8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    It's Jerma's payback to chat for constantly gaslighting him with photoshopped faces.

    • @solotaughtme
      @solotaughtme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you man this comment had me in a 120 seconds long laughing fit thinking about the fake hearthstone cards he made

    • @honeybadger2111
      @honeybadger2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      GAS!?

    • @SGR403
      @SGR403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Found the guy who just learned the word gaslight.

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does gaslighting mean?

    • @solotaughtme
      @solotaughtme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Arthur Schmidt imagine if you said the sky was blue and someone else said no it’s not. That person is gaslighting you

  • @ulvevin
    @ulvevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    i never expected to hear someone defend stained carpeted floors but it makes so much sense it would be the man that looks like what a motel feels like

  • @frogwithafez3977
    @frogwithafez3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Dazza, you're god tier.

  • @ImGlassy
    @ImGlassy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how "I hate gas, it will blow your house up" became "why clean your house? Just burn it down"

  • @ebrdsht
    @ebrdsht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    only jerma is so neurotic that the only way he could justify not having to play cowboy game was to make a fake clip of him promising to play house flipper from a month ago, fucking amazing, I love him so much

  • @lizkavanagh
    @lizkavanagh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    when he stares into the camera like that it makes me feel like i’m being perceived and i hate it

    • @bosselotiscanon
      @bosselotiscanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      his fucking eye color makes it worse, the manic stare emanating from his pupils is literally inescapable

  • @notapplicable9243
    @notapplicable9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Jerma was granted one chance by chat to make a normal house that he would make and he immediately makes a funhouse. He is actually a clown.

  • @knavenformed9436
    @knavenformed9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Okay having two channels just throw Jerma to the world makes the quarantines so much better

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Wow, Jerma's really brave, exposing his deviantart carpet-pissing fetish on stream like that.

    • @ConSolo29
      @ConSolo29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      jerma985 is the wonderbread man

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ConSolo29 Finally an answer to where the money for all the bread commissions comes from

    • @maxgrimm9589
      @maxgrimm9589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ConSolo29 Wow I hate this thanks

  • @shadowsnake94
    @shadowsnake94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Mr Slime permabanned me for laughing at his receding hairline

  • @aortaplatinum
    @aortaplatinum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I've created a monster
    Cause nobody wants to see Jerma no more
    They want Slime Guy
    I'm chopped liver

  • @TheApollo90
    @TheApollo90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This is why Jerma is the best. He hung around in the prestream chat JUST to get them to help with a bad joke.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the way jerma lays floor tiles makes me want to poke my own eyes out

  • @Boscodo67
    @Boscodo67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how he types in twitch chat with a boston accent

  • @TheAgileFatman
    @TheAgileFatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    what would you if you saw jerma in person and asked him for a picture and he just looked at you like 9:25

  • @GabeDoppel
    @GabeDoppel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    so grateful you include chat logs, there is always so much issed without them thanks for the quality highlights as usual dazza :)

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jerma doesn't want a electronic fireplace but he wants a electronic stove

    • @solotaughtme
      @solotaughtme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn’t the electric fireplace produce real fire or am I thinking of something else?

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@solotaughtme If you are jerma, anything produces real fire after enough usage

    • @nuclearworms544
      @nuclearworms544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Madmitten I’m pretty sure some electric fireplaces will show a fake fire but still give off heat. However that would still probably scare the shit out of Jerma

  • @ValentiaAlm
    @ValentiaAlm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man the character development jeremy went through in this episode was SUPER good he went from being scared of gas to conquering his fear so he could burn everything was absolutely beautiful

  • @ChadEditorZ
    @ChadEditorZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    dazza u make my days better

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In a normal house, piss would soak into the floorboards and the smell would last for ever, until the floorboards were replaced...

  • @blujay1294
    @blujay1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm 8 minutes in, and two travesties have already occurred. I almost choked to death on a blueberry waffle when he was joking about the dad promising to fake yell and grab the camera, and Jerma mentioned the senator chugging a gatorade, and he said it exactly when I was opening my own.
    I'm terrified to see what happens next.

  • @shr00mski
    @shr00mski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man i legit love when jerma plays house flipper ngl

  • @freefall742
    @freefall742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Can't believe my jeremy is a slime girl now

  • @knavenformed9436
    @knavenformed9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He uses the Man of Medan plot as a means to not be scared an it works, ohgod.

  • @muttnick
    @muttnick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I genuinely couldn't tell if jerma was lying or not. That's why he's so great

  • @ligit2758
    @ligit2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:20 i blanked out for literally a second and the conversation went south so quickly i got whiplash

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:40 it really didn't take long

  • @Preohhh
    @Preohhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That jerma liar montage was well made, your videos are honestly amazing I can't stress this enough. You make my day every time. Big love

  • @nerdyhedgehog6055
    @nerdyhedgehog6055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    25:06 Dr. Jerma and Mr. Slime

  • @zachprouty8595
    @zachprouty8595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    anyone else disturbed by how weirldy jerma was putting the floor down at 36:21

  • @setheus
    @setheus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    There's something chaotically comforting about his ADHD, bc I have it big time as well, and it's nice to be like "oh thank goodness its not just me who needs to look up shit immediately when they think of it," or have irrational frustration towards concepts like stoves, etc etc

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it's reassuring and concerning at the same time, to have the same brain as jerma.

    • @anemoiia
      @anemoiia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes exactly

  • @skylarquestionmark
    @skylarquestionmark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thanks! About to go for a road trip so this will be great!

  • @zachwathen9689
    @zachwathen9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Aka, 3 before and after photos of jerma being a great interior designer and all the rest is him being chaotic evil.

  • @gastlyyy
    @gastlyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    isn’t this the streamer who pissed on the carpet for a year and nobody noticed

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I forgot how much of a PSYCHO jerma is

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    22:05 this part activated my samsung phone's bixby.

  • @ghosthero0806
    @ghosthero0806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:11 is unreasonably funny to me for some reason

  • @andremoreau8390
    @andremoreau8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So there's footage of Jerma punching a guy in Boston somewhere. I hope we find that.

  • @kingii796
    @kingii796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    WCW definitely did not register as Woman Crush Wednesday to me. I was just as confused as he was... wait, no one's as confused as he is.

  • @ejelbertson9974
    @ejelbertson9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dazza is our next jack clishem and I'm very thankful.

  • @SamFreelancePolice
    @SamFreelancePolice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:53 "Uhwahyoucouldayughtheycoulduhgduhduh good, I hope there are fuckin imitators!" - Jerma985

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It wasn't me Peter, it was the SLIME GUY"

  • @FantasmaNaranja
    @FantasmaNaranja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the mirror house went from a haunted house to a haunting house

  • @kremit6479
    @kremit6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jerma: "Why clean when you can burn your house down..."

  • @tarapiero
    @tarapiero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    local streamer hates wood floor and prefer carpet so he don't have to force himself to use a toilet

  • @lucidlullaby894
    @lucidlullaby894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Out of all the possible stream gags I cannot say “Jerma becomes a VTuber” was one I expected
    Thanks Nyanners

  • @axmoylotl
    @axmoylotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    for how much he dislikes gas he sure does gaslighting us....

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dazza uploading this a day after the stream really shows their dedication. that's why i love this content.

  • @mindfloww8834
    @mindfloww8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    that dentist gaming chair sounds like an scp

  • @acceleradiant9640
    @acceleradiant9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the mirror house permanently ruined him

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "god damnit i wanna play desperados but i watched the trailer of the person painting and im fucked up now"

  • @loosemoose5217
    @loosemoose5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Local streamer pisses on carpet daily stating "nobody can tell!"

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SlimeGuy is definitely a channel I'd watch

  • @no_more_eros
    @no_more_eros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he just made the winchester house

  • @axmoylotl
    @axmoylotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he just gets more and more insane as the stream goes on

  • @teensuicide9103
    @teensuicide9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok, that tf2 crit joke was very good.

  • @benshapirosgreasycock5381
    @benshapirosgreasycock5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senator Elbertson FLIP FLOPS on position on electricity based heat

  • @tikifreakazoid
    @tikifreakazoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slime Guy is gonna clean up at Jermania this year

  • @ObliviousMiner
    @ObliviousMiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the virgin 2nd jerma vs the chad superdazza

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Waiting for the day chat starts going "EAT YOUR SHIT ON STREAM POGGERS POGGERS PEPELAUGH MONKAS"

  • @jasonm.2954
    @jasonm.2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i'm moving

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video is Jerma's supervillain origin story.

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My neighbor, jermtoro

  • @bearjingle5316
    @bearjingle5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    no one is appreciating his on point meatwad impression

  • @keremclark5268
    @keremclark5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anthony banthony elbertson runs for senate

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, Jerma did a really good Meatwad, he SHOULD be a voice actor.

  • @lolshark33
    @lolshark33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Welcome to my slime
    We are sliming diminz

  • @SilentMarkzman
    @SilentMarkzman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely hate how he places the carpet. JUST GO CORNER TO CORNER!

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The house gives me strong Stanley Kubrick vibes.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:41 he fucking made fun of me!?!? *HOLY SHIT JERMA! MAN UP!*

  • @benjittees
    @benjittees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't believe the house flipper stream hasn't even ended yet and dazza has already edited and released a video on it

  • @AshWont
    @AshWont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats a jerma joke. Thank you mr dazza

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jerma saying megamilk is cursed

  • @samforpanek8401
    @samforpanek8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank you for the company goodegor

  • @NVUSAttitude
    @NVUSAttitude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Desperado 3 is off-the-table*

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Aqua Teen impressions were actually kinda good, not gonna lie.

  • @Calzilla-yd8qg
    @Calzilla-yd8qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Microscopic streamer burns parent's house down. Says he did it because it was faster than doing his chores

  • @vinter3693
    @vinter3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jerma becomes the first slime vtuber

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absentmindedly skipped through the video to skim and stopped at 32:30 out of context and am terrified

  • @IzuriP
    @IzuriP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can't believe Jerma gets into the Vtuber scene, Im down for that

  • @Cobalt360
    @Cobalt360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dazza you are a scary creature how can you possibly make this that fast what the fuck

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:56 Jerma becomes Ojama Lime.

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think this is the first time I've seen Jerma say "that was so bad I have to turn off the stream guys" and actually turns off the stream

  • @Schadenfreude4231
    @Schadenfreude4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    local streamer turns deceased man's house into mirror funhouse carnival

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why am i not surprised that a 5 foot 1 man would lie about something?

  • @rigbogrambler9171
    @rigbogrambler9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shut up. Shut up and get outta here!
    🅶🅴🆃 🆂🅻🅸🅼🅴🅳
    -Slime Guy (Senator Jerma Elbertson)

  • @Epoor
    @Epoor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is probably the closest we'll get to Jerma playing TF2 again. 35:47

  • @ulvevin
    @ulvevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    streamer gaslights viewers, afraid of gas

  • @_nit
    @_nit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow that Meatwad impression is pretty good. He's available remember

  • @rayji6501
    @rayji6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LIAR, YOU LIE, YOU HAVE LIED

  • @zenhendershott7907
    @zenhendershott7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thrilled by the addition of Mike to the Jermaverse

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait for the debut stream of _twitch.tv/thefuckingslimeguy__._
    It's sure to be a watershed moment in the history of variety streaming

  • @itewytehhtrgf5162
    @itewytehhtrgf5162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    jerma the smelly man back at it again

  • @TF2Beast
    @TF2Beast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Local adult streamer secretly plays with Tickle Me Elmo

  • @fishratthings3870
    @fishratthings3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this the origin story of Slime Guy?

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hai domo virtual slime man Green Slime man desu

  • @nativechatter999
    @nativechatter999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    psycho streamer gaslights his audience, threatens to become vtuber

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:56 I have never heard this voice before. I do not know this man