Imagine hiring a guy to clean your house and install a radiator and you come home and he’s moved all your furniture around and there’s a second bed in your living room
hello archive team, extremely unlikely you'll read this but this channel (esp this video & all other chill/house flipper streams) are so important to me. been having an awful night and this stream always makes me feel better. I cannot thank you all enough for keeping this up. thank you
I can't believe Jerma went through every stage of hating his art, pushing through hating it, and learning to love it, only to immediately buy the burned-down remains of the house he just flipped
3:08:28 "What if the whole house was a giant bathroom with like 12 toilets? And then there was a kitchen, and the bed was in the kitchen" I think this line captures the kind of energy Jerma would tackle the Houseflipper series with from this point on
2:14:00 " i cant even see in here,why do u have black painted walls?i mean i understand the edgelord like painting everything,i mean cmon man.it hurts to be in this room.theres nothing this is cool,even if u think the colour black is cool.why?the darker it is the more enclosed it is,i cant stand it anymore,this has to be painted white." i think this line captures the true energy jerma would tackle the house flipper seriess from now on.
"dumb youtube meme game", "ill probably get bored of it", "could go for a couple hours, who knows" SEVEN 5 - 10 HOUR STREAMS LATER: "this is my favorite game in the last like 10 years"
I'm so happy that Jerma finally fixed his internet so that he could stream House Flipper for 7 hours. Jokes aside, I love Jerma playing chill games, it's so much fun
I’ve made a bad decision of doing 5 push-ups and 5 sit-ups every time Jerma makes a bad joke. I’m half an hour in and I am able to bench press 150 lbs with my eyelids. Good Stream, do recommend.
Extremely relaxing. I might enjoy Jerma's non-game streams the most, but the super chill weird game streams are a treat. Looking forward to those bigger project this year.
@@theyoten1613 holY SHIT. It was fantastic. A bigger project than I ever could have imagined happening back in 2018/2019. What a GOD of a streamer old Jeremy is
I haven't laughed as hard as I did during the house flip speed run portion in a very long time. When the saxophone came in I was losing my mind. Jerma is one of the few streamers nowadays who's genuinely funny
I don't even question it anymore. I'm like, "Jerma played a game for seven hours? Time to add it to my playlist." What am I doing with my life? I am out of pizza rolls.
Hahaha i wonder the same thing. How do I watch someone play games for hours at a time? Im not too sure. I do know i love jermas streams though. And the glorious man that uploads them to youtube
i'm painting whilst listening to this, every now and then I drift back in and really focus on jerma. "Whoa wait a minute, I can sell their doors? I Don't wanna earn money this way". Cheers for archiving all these streams mate, i'd never see these otherwise. o7
Does anyone know the background music he's got playing at 2:30:00? It's really tranquil and I love it, it sounds like an RPG soundtrack. Thanks! edit - nvm, it's just the game's background track
*Streamer tries to break house* Streamer: "Why can't I break anything!?" *Streamer continues and cracks one of the walls* Streamer: "Holy shit why can I break this!?"
*Jerma Bimbo Moments* (ongoing) 36:21 Jerma types siunk instead of sink 39:08 Jerma says he will “fucking starve, I don’t care” due to the fact that he can’t put a radiator in his house 49:24 Jerma thinks that but simply purchasing the paint, it will have manifested on his roller. Also he accidentally teleported it into the house without noticing. 52:43 Jerma finds the paint he accidentally bought and placed inside the house earlier, then proceeds to ask why the paint is there 1:57:48 Jerma purchases a door with a knocker and proceeds to put the knocker on the inside of the house. 3:54:34 Jerma talks about how he needs to be able to have his legs splayed apart while using the toilet, accidentally says bathtub instead of toilet
1:38:00 When I moved from Florida to Alabama a year ago, my parents hired some guys to paint our house before selling it and they really didn’t give a fuck. They painted over the light switches, the wood-work that borders the floor and walls, and after waiting for it to dry, there were paint bubbles everywhere. It began to start peeling. My brother goes to school at FullSail University down at Winter Park, so during our trip to drop him off after his week-vacation with us before moving, my Dad was so pissed off about the shit work done he thought of just speeding by the toll road (another thing that triggers him, being from New York) while flicking the bird at the security cameras. I had to calm him down from the passenger seat, then treated him to Chili’s.
It’s so funny that, in the house he had to make a baby room in, in the beginning, he just started painting random vertical lines all over as a joke… but it looked really good imo haha. Like that bright red gradient into a soft pink in the kitchen. I liked it a lot. Had a 50’s vibe.
I fell asleep to this and had intense lucid nightmares about jerma or something like that... Whatever. It wasn't that interesting. Go ask someone else.
I'm glad Jerma has an emergency plan for when one of his amgry fans finally finds out where he lives. For his sake I hope his real escape window can actually be reached and opened from a top bunk.
1:41:15 I imagine you can't demolish external walls, the game just can't handle the idea of rebuilding the exterior of the house ala Sims. You can build inside walls, but if you want a bigger house you gotta buy other property.
He really can turn a crack house, into a crack home
HAHHSHAHHHHH
Urban rescue ranch moment
that comma infuriates me
@@mikael9325 me, too!
...wait
weest moment
If Jerma ever needs to switch careers because streaming is failing, I can confidently say interior decorator is *not* that career.
Geologist
@@woodhousii2445 doubt he’d get anywhere in that field when he keeps eating all the rocks like a psycho.
@@mrwebzone but... rock fun... >:(
@@mrwebzone listen......geologists do be lickin rocks so maybe he'll just pioneer his own new technique of eating them instead
Chocolatier
Imagine hiring a guy to clean your house and install a radiator and you come home and he’s moved all your furniture around and there’s a second bed in your living room
this comment has me CRYING omg
Honestly wouldn't even be mad I probably needed that new bed
Jerma is my comfort American.
Yo same
This made me accidentally gleek onto my screen thanks
@@tweenytwinkies shut up youre such a youtube
He's my comfort "nearly 40 year old man" guy
@@tweenytwinkies i gleeked one out just for you :)
"I'll probably get bored of this game in another hour" less than an hour in to a 7 hour stream
Also a 5hour part 2
Also a 9 hour part 5
also a 5 hour part 7
And he now cites it as one of his favorite games ever
@@helloofthebeach it's also Star's mom's favourite stream ever, lol
jerma is a reason why there's triple confirm check when doing anything
And I thank him for that
hello archive team, extremely unlikely you'll read this but this channel (esp this video & all other chill/house flipper streams) are so important to me. been having an awful night and this stream always makes me feel better. I cannot thank you all enough for keeping this up. thank you
Hope you’re doing well
Hope all is well with you.
are you dead yet
Hope things got better
maybe if your last name wasnt rice...
Jerma: This is so therapeutic.
Sometime later
Jerma: Give me the gun.
Jerma immediately buying the bunk bed with desk and saying he was going back to his childhood made me smile so hard
I thought this would be a relaxing stream but when jerma started flipping the first house. I was just witnessing a madman and his dark descent
I can’t believe he actually got it on its side, i didn’t realize he was that strong
@@CarterG4YHe’ll be shoplifting before we know it
4:46 to begin flipping the house
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thank
Thank you
Bless 🙏
Thank you kind sir
"why does everything in this house have to be beige" it DOESNT
oh my god and he made the couch beige too. im gonna cry this place looks like an asylum
@@molly16474 Fitting for jerma
4:36:26 for tourists
@@molly16474 it's Jerma's happy place
@@kenetickups6146
it’s based off of his home
It keeps him calm, so he doesn’t commit mass murder again
I can't believe Jerma went through every stage of hating his art, pushing through hating it, and learning to love it, only to immediately buy the burned-down remains of the house he just flipped
3:08:28 "What if the whole house was a giant bathroom with like 12 toilets? And then there was a kitchen, and the bed was in the kitchen"
I think this line captures the kind of energy Jerma would tackle the Houseflipper series with from this point on
Sounds like my houses in The Sims when i was a kid
2:14:00 " i cant even see in here,why do u have black painted walls?i mean i understand the edgelord like painting everything,i mean cmon man.it hurts to be in this room.theres nothing this is cool,even if u think the colour black is cool.why?the darker it is the more enclosed it is,i cant stand it anymore,this has to be painted white."
i think this line captures the true energy jerma would tackle the house flipper seriess from now on.
It took so long to land, but Jerma putting the doorknocker on the INSIDE broke me.
The fact that he streamed this game for seven hours makes me weirdly happy
I am honestly surprised how this'll pan out (Just reading the title and starting the stream).
One of those hours is spent reading bits
I was going to say the same thing
I'm so glad it even extended to 3 streams because it's oddly satisfying to see him play it
@@Powered1Buttercup Now its five.
3:56:37 timestamp for Jeremy saying nut in case anyone wants it
I never though I wanted it, but now that it's here I can't believe I lived without it!!
- verified TH-cam Premium user
You will remembered well in to the future for your gifts to to humanity young @Zackwars
1:12:17
I see you are only interested in the exceptionally rare
thankyou
Dang, can't install a radiator. Guess I'll starve.
3:34:17 let's decorate the wood room with a picture of wood.
A picture of the trees massacred to make the room
"dumb youtube meme game", "ill probably get bored of it", "could go for a couple hours, who knows"
SEVEN 5 - 10 HOUR STREAMS LATER: "this is my favorite game in the last like 10 years"
The legend begins here. G-G-GASSSS
@@cheatlink11 GGGAAASSSS TTTHEE - [User permanently banned]
Not only did the wood paneling look bad, it was 15 times more expensive than just painting.
"You know you could get paid to do this." he is getting paid
I'm so happy that Jerma finally fixed his internet so that he could stream House Flipper for 7 hours.
Jokes aside, I love Jerma playing chill games, it's so much fun
That was a joke?
...because I'm unironically thinking that.
ikr like his geogussr streams were so nice
Games where nothing too interesting happens so Jerma is forced to do bits/jokes to keep us entertained are often his best streams
steamer advocates for ambitious Pangaea reconstruction and solves water crisis by just getting rid of it all
>tries out a casual game expecting 2 hours max
>accidentally discovers the greatest sim game of all time
1:59:10 Someone tells Jerma the deadbolt is on the outside of the house, contagious laughter ensues.
I’ve made a bad decision of doing 5 push-ups and 5 sit-ups every time Jerma makes a bad joke. I’m half an hour in and I am able to bench press 150 lbs with my eyelids.
Good Stream, do recommend.
sit ups arent recommended anymore just do more push ups
do squats instead of sit-ups
This is Saitama's true origin story
This playthrough got me so antsy I cleaned my room, thanks Yerma.
I love how the 15 minute speedrun flip is almost foreshadowing the House Flipper Invitational streams years later. He was cooking.
he really is decorating like he's playing minecraft
Orange stained clay... Oak wood planks... Light blue glazed terracotta...
Jerma speedflipping is the hardest ive laughed in a while
Truly a house worthy of the label "flipped"
The advice to start cleaning from the corner of a room has actually helped me a lot.
"depending on how far this first game gets us"
52 hours. 52 Hour so far, Jerma. And still looking forward to the VR update.
1:59:07 It's no wonder Jerma was so obsessed with the idea of someone breaking into his home to kill him.
I love how as soon as he saw the gun he bought it.
alecool34 im from england and probably bought the gun immediately. tbh jerma feels like a pro gun control type of guy
*looks at hacksaw*
“Am I mechanic”
Jerma you smart boy
he really turned the house he bought into a minecraft clay and wood house
first break ends at 2:52:44 im so lonely
Thanks
@@bonesauce1393 im not lonely anymore thankyou
Thx bless up
@@williamwaffle1629 good :)
48:53 made me realize this game may have been what inspired the “DIY” room in Dollhouse
I was so happy he also recognized the AIM sound. I bought this game and heard it, and it teleported me back to my pre-teens instantly.
4:58:15 Almost coffee cheetos chicken
He was fighting it
SEVEN HOURS WHAT
heavy drugs indeed
It's a gift from the divines
Beli Andrax any specific devine? maybe akatsosh as he is the god of time?
nah, it was lord english
@Beli Andrax OMG TELL ME YOU WATCH ANDROMEDA PLEASE
"Kinda looks fun" was an understatement
I love when it started autoplaying slightly more intense supermarket sweep themes
its so charming how happy he sounds playing this game :)
Extremely relaxing. I might enjoy Jerma's non-game streams the most, but the super chill weird game streams are a treat.
Looking forward to those bigger project this year.
What did you think about the dollhouse stream?
@@theyoten1613 holY SHIT. It was fantastic. A bigger project than I ever could have imagined happening back in 2018/2019. What a GOD of a streamer old Jeremy is
The title should be: 'Local streamer gets high on cough medicine and steals pregnant woman's doors.'
underrated comment
i watched seven hours of a man named elbertson cleaning houses
"Probably going to put an hour into this" 3 minutes into a 7 hour stream is iconic
"I'll maybe spend an hour on this game, a couple on another"
> About 50 hours streamed solely on house flipper
I haven't laughed as hard as I did during the house flip speed run portion in a very long time. When the saxophone came in I was losing my mind. Jerma is one of the few streamers nowadays who's genuinely funny
I don't even question it anymore. I'm like, "Jerma played a game for seven hours? Time to add it to my playlist." What am I doing with my life? I am out of pizza rolls.
give me your webzone and ill send you some more pizza rolls
i need 3 monitors at this point
Hahaha i wonder the same thing. How do I watch someone play games for hours at a time? Im not too sure. I do know i love jermas streams though. And the glorious man that uploads them to youtube
ZippedMouthGaming "jerma played a game for seven hours?" is questioning it though
@@Aeroexo-t7y did he ever get more pizza rolls
i'm painting whilst listening to this, every now and then I drift back in and really focus on jerma. "Whoa wait a minute, I can sell their doors? I Don't wanna earn money this way". Cheers for archiving all these streams mate, i'd never see these otherwise. o7
are you still painting
What do you paint?
This is such a nice stream. Well done, Jerma. And you, Archive guy.
Archive Guys, we're a team of 3, but thanks for your support
Ster/Jerma Stream Archive does one handle jerma streams, one handle ster streams, and the other just sits there providing motivational support?
@@supercool1312 Head canon right there
@@supercool1312 One handles jerma, one handles ster, one handles archive.
@@SterJermaStreamArchive thank you archive guys
The only thing that surprises me more than the fact that Jerma played this game for 7 hours is the fact that I'm an hour in and am enjoying it
Am now 6 hours in and only skipped like 10 minutes
Help me
I'm so happy to see him genuinely enjoying this, it's so chill and relaxing to watch him play
"I'm probably gonna get sick of this game in like an hour"
Oh jerma, no your not.
I know this was two years but I actually love that coffee color in game to its just so nice
Does anyone know the background music he's got playing at 2:30:00? It's really tranquil and I love it, it sounds like an RPG soundtrack. Thanks!
edit - nvm, it's just the game's background track
I swear to god that one part of the window in the wooden serial killer room, if he doesn't fix it, this will bother me forever.
15 minute renovations, except its only one guy and he has no idea what he's doing
*Streamer tries to break house*
Streamer: "Why can't I break anything!?"
*Streamer continues and cracks one of the walls*
Streamer: "Holy shit why can I break this!?"
*Jerma Bimbo Moments* (ongoing)
36:21 Jerma types siunk instead of sink
39:08 Jerma says he will “fucking starve, I don’t care” due to the fact that he can’t put a radiator in his house
49:24 Jerma thinks that but simply purchasing the paint, it will have manifested on his roller. Also he accidentally teleported it into the house without noticing.
52:43 Jerma finds the paint he accidentally bought and placed inside the house earlier, then proceeds to ask why the paint is there
1:57:48 Jerma purchases a door with a knocker and proceeds to put the knocker on the inside of the house.
3:54:34 Jerma talks about how he needs to be able to have his legs splayed apart while using the toilet, accidentally says bathtub instead of toilet
5:11:10 Best part of the stream
Thank you for saving me 5 hours, that was fucking hilarious.
Sol Harv everything before that was also funny
Watching this in 2023 for the first time and cracking up so much 😭
1:27 team magma's humble beginnings
Jerma "I hate it when things are timed in video games" A few hours later sets his own timer and cleans uproariously
1:38:00 When I moved from Florida to Alabama a year ago, my parents hired some guys to paint our house before selling it and they really didn’t give a fuck. They painted over the light switches, the wood-work that borders the floor and walls, and after waiting for it to dry, there were paint bubbles everywhere. It began to start peeling. My brother goes to school at FullSail University down at Winter Park, so during our trip to drop him off after his week-vacation with us before moving, my Dad was so pissed off about the shit work done he thought of just speeding by the toll road (another thing that triggers him, being from New York) while flicking the bird at the security cameras. I had to calm him down from the passenger seat, then treated him to Chili’s.
Will this finally be his new Stardew Valley?
edallencompassingly still my favorite game he streamed. So funny and interesting, made me buy the game.
It’s so funny that, in the house he had to make a baby room in, in the beginning, he just started painting random vertical lines all over as a joke… but it looked really good imo haha. Like that bright red gradient into a soft pink in the kitchen. I liked it a lot. Had a 50’s vibe.
the amount of times i fell asleep to this video is insane
I started watching this video 2 nights ago, and I'm not even halfway through because I've fallen asleep both nights.
I fell asleep to this and had intense lucid nightmares about jerma or something like that... Whatever. It wasn't that interesting. Go ask someone else.
*looks at floating power outlet*
"that's not going to work"
can i sue jerma for emotional distress for that wood panel bedroom
You know what? Cooking for grandchildren is a delightful hobby. - Jerma985
Also Jerma: 4:22:12
3:54:41 deranged compact streamer gets high on cough syrup and admits to shitting in his bathtub; shares tips regarding his stance while doing so
"I'm probably gonna get real sick of this in like an hour or two"
-55 minutes into a 7 hour long video
I'm glad Jerma has an emergency plan for when one of his amgry fans finally finds out where he lives. For his sake I hope his real escape window can actually be reached and opened from a top bunk.
why do jerma streams always feel like a fever dream, i swear that speedflip with the saxophone solo felt like a fucking 102.7 degree delusion.
*buys gun* "why do i have this?"
Gosh i was wondering why the game looked so old, it’s been through so many updates since this stream
this is the first result if you look up "beginner jerma stream"
Shoutouts to House Flips
B U P
I thought the stream would be boring but then I saw jerma buy that bed in the first house and i knew this stream would be gold
This stream was very pleasant and helped me to keep my mind off my sunburnt feet.
MuteCase are you male or female? asking for a friend
male.
@@supercool1312 bruh u down bad
@@wntriam lmfao
this was 3 years ago
This is why Jerma is my favorite, he will never stream an anime game
and Monster Rancher
Im about to dissapear ehh thats not an anime game
Woooooosh
Super_ reverse!
that was less a woosh and more a ground-shaking window-shattering sonic boom
There's no way this is a 12 part series with each video being at least 5hrs wtf ??
ikr!! so many videos to fall asleep to!!
1:41:15 I imagine you can't demolish external walls, the game just can't handle the idea of rebuilding the exterior of the house ala Sims. You can build inside walls, but if you want a bigger house you gotta buy other property.
this made me so stressed cuz i just wanted him to do a good job 😭
i feel sick just looking at the wood room and the whole house. jesus. jerma.
I liked it!
It's great to see Jerma just relax and have fun for a change.
Gotta take a break from getting owned by baby games from time to time.
4:22:08 MAN SACRIFICES BABY GOAT TO HOUSING GODS LIVE ON STREAM (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
You know what crazy Jerma said he loved the game because there was no timer.
Proceeds to then add a timer (and stress the hell out of himself)
"I'm probably gonna get sick of this in like an hour or two."
nice
little did he know he would go on to stream like 68 hours of this game
Rewatching this makes me wish Jerma made his own house during his HouseFlipper stream collab.
I honestly really like this. It's like a slice of life episode of my favorite anime.
shizzlebizzfizz disgusting
shizzlebizzfizz awww
shizzlebizzfizz weeb
shizzlebizzfizz eww anime go away
@@supercool1312 says the nerd with a lord of the rings meme for a profile picture...
"The new minimum for reading messages is $100, just kidding that's absolutely absurd"
*Sweats in LTG*
What’s LTG?
@@bigbeefscorcho low tier god.
@@braydenj1327 who?
This may be old as fk but When my steamdeck arrives tomorrow, this is the first game I’m playing on it.
0:50 "See i made sure the SUS command" hello??
i used this to sleep to and got up earlier than i have in months thank you jerma