H3 After Dark - #14

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  • @imana4408
    @imana4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    I can't believe Ethan forgot the umbrella term for Hila's roles: his caretaker

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same as I was thinking

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Caretaker is perfect cause he acts like a toddler and a Creepy old man simultaneously

    • @eztefaENP
      @eztefaENP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS

    • @ndawsome1
      @ndawsome1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey i know you!

  • @milzeeboop
    @milzeeboop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Dan’s distant cackling is one of my favorite parts of H3 podcasts.

    • @moonchild1432
      @moonchild1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same !

    • @madiellejaye
      @madiellejaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS🎯🎯🎯SO UNDERATED

    • @micheledyson7674
      @micheledyson7674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @yoshi-gy7sw
      @yoshi-gy7sw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i used to think it was a soundbite of his laugh for some reason but the fact that it’s jus him is so much better lmao

    • @milzeeboop
      @milzeeboop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshi-gy7sw it’s funny because I think in more recent episodes Zach has started to soundbite it..... idk still trying to figure it out. Still good regardless 😂

  • @Lentchaff
    @Lentchaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Ethan- “are you still talking to that girl you told me not to talk about”
    Zach- “yeah”
    Ethan- “Can i still not talk about it”

    • @CSOOC
      @CSOOC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOO

  • @InspiredLittleLady
    @InspiredLittleLady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Been noticing alot of podcasts lately haven't had captions available. Truly sucks, would love to be able to understand the conversations. Please provide captions for your HOH and Deaf viewers, much appreciated and will continue to show support♡

    • @StrangeTripNH
      @StrangeTripNH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel for you, but the captions work for me

    • @SophiaNormantas.
      @SophiaNormantas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StrangeTripNH same

    • @Yurtworx
      @Yurtworx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need brail

  • @steph-7696
    @steph-7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    When that dude crack the girl’s back and they played the James Charles soundbite “wooow sister snappped” 😭😂💀

    • @charlieintheclouds
      @charlieintheclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's around 01:20:20 -ish for anyone wanting a timestamp

    • @angelnunya5966
      @angelnunya5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tyra Vogel you’re a godsend thank u

  • @colourfulparrot
    @colourfulparrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Your podcasts are so often it feels like I'm part of your crew

    • @RG-tm7uq
      @RG-tm7uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @OctoSloth 24 damn look at this mad kid!

    • @helloduffman
      @helloduffman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @OctoSloth 24 you okay bro

    • @BEDCORN
      @BEDCORN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @OctoSloth 24 you really are loosing your marbles guy

    • @CalmBreez
      @CalmBreez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @OctoSloth 24 who peed in your basement?

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh moment

  • @prettymessymama
    @prettymessymama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    I bought a candle for my husband who loves taking bubble baths lit by candle light, sounds so romantic until he realizes that his candle smells like shit. Merry Christmas 2020 babe 😂❤️

    • @shelloks420
      @shelloks420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmfaooooo bruhhhh that’s hilarious omg ahahaha

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Samantha Gauthier 😂 truly, an accurate metaphor for life

    • @jacobclark6941
      @jacobclark6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats cold hatred

    • @jeepz669
      @jeepz669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hardcore yo

    • @ronniebar3857
      @ronniebar3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BWHAHAHHA 😂😂💀 awesome

  • @Ambiwalencjaa
    @Ambiwalencjaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    i cant believe how stunning Hila looks with this hair and in that outfit, her hair looks so good with light colour of the top. Her beautiful face, skin and eyes are glowing

    • @obamagaming8289
      @obamagaming8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My man Keemstar is lucky cuz he got to smash lmfaooo 😂😂

    • @ainsleyclayburn3056
      @ainsleyclayburn3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obamagaming8289 whattttt

    • @ERoylance91
      @ERoylance91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ainsleyclayburn3056 just people trying to make up stupid rumors cuz they can’t stand that the fact that Ethan has a happy family. Just don’t listen.

    • @obamagaming8289
      @obamagaming8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ERoylance91 its not a rumor. Ethan's "son" is actually KILLER KEEMSTAR's child. You will see when the kid is a 5'4 grown man and bald.

    • @obamagaming8289
      @obamagaming8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ainsleyclayburn3056 KEEMSTAR fucked Hila when they had him on their podcast like 4 years ago. Thats why Ethan has been constantly beefing with keemstar

  • @Philip3777
    @Philip3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    THE GIRLFRIEND GETTING DRAGGED IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE HAD ME ACTUALLY CRYING

    • @shishesha
      @shishesha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to find the original video for it but I cant

    • @spencerclarke2918
      @spencerclarke2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shishesha same lol, let me know if you find it

    • @krroooftik
      @krroooftik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha same need the footage haha

    • @chrishigh4113
      @chrishigh4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And she didnt even hit her head on that wall, he shoulder tapped it. Thats it. IF she passed out it was from fear.

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely laughed super hard and out loud....good thing we're in quarantine this year

  • @jamgrieve
    @jamgrieve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Zach hates cream cheese but is willing to just eat straight mayo.

    • @adamtoth7474
      @adamtoth7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof

    • @LillieRose-bi3is
      @LillieRose-bi3is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And ass

    • @SarahbearJayne
      @SarahbearJayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anything for the show

    • @Adam.bomb97
      @Adam.bomb97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats just zack, baby

    • @ergot1803
      @ergot1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LillieRose-bi3is That's not related. Eating cream cheese or mayonnaise doesn't get one horny... or, at least it shouldn't. Eating ass on the other hand...

  • @officialgoogleyoutube
    @officialgoogleyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Unbelieveable that, out of all of Hila's roles Ethan could name, he left out sister.

    • @Zoroaster4
      @Zoroaster4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't forget ever since they met William Osman she's also his caretaker.

    • @rockstarthezoologist
      @rockstarthezoologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OG fan here

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She looks like his MAMA

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Zoroaster4 she was called his "carer" long before the William Osman episode. I dont know when exactly it began being a joke, but the earliest i saw it was when someone gave them a pin/nametag that says "carer" for hila to wear
      Edit: found it. The video is called "answering WEIRD questions" from 4 years ago and the carer clip is within the first 2 mins of the video

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

  • @jasmineth3flower824
    @jasmineth3flower824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Hila: “I do. I hate a lot.” 😂😂 meeeeee

    • @Ble33334
      @Ble33334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chriswilson3698 stfu Chris

    • @Teepin_N_Creepin
      @Teepin_N_Creepin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tht's wht $$ will do to people

    • @jasmineth3flower824
      @jasmineth3flower824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly, it just seems like it’s her character lol it’s like the expression that some people say they like dogs better than people lol I think she didn’t mean it in a pretentious way.

    • @sarahjarrett8004
      @sarahjarrett8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @👁 It gave me the vibe that she just doesn’t take bullshit. There are lots of weird people they encounter due to their job (ex: Keematar) and I would hate a lot of people if I were her too 😂😂😂

    • @harmonylight9760
      @harmonylight9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate everyone and I'm not $$

  • @jellybean5929
    @jellybean5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Ethan forgot carer in his list of Hilas responsibilities.

    • @TheFuzzyPetiole
      @TheFuzzyPetiole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate it 😆

    • @Mars2304-t7h
      @Mars2304-t7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and sibling

    • @GootGoot
      @GootGoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And horse? I think Keem wants to add that in

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan ancestors are from Germany for see him go to his roots

    • @valeriet1338
      @valeriet1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And diet control

  • @psychoslayer6808
    @psychoslayer6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    1:20:31 Zach, that has to be THE best timing for a sound bite ever. Like seriously. Had me in tears

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    In the middle of an ad read Ethan looked deep in Hila’s eyes...and said “should we get Chinese food tonight?”
    Cue massive eye roll 😂

  • @alekseycram
    @alekseycram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    I stand with Ethan, I like when he asks random questions others wouldn't dare to ask

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      100%
      if you talk about stuff like that it brings to light some interesting insights

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jake-cv4si Haven't ya heard? Handshakes are out now, too.

    • @danip2476
      @danip2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like Zach would’ve continued to keep it private about who he’s dating if he didn’t want ppl to ask questions

    • @Arcania9516
      @Arcania9516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do the SAME thing but it's isn't prevy. LOL

    • @JoysticKnight
      @JoysticKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree but the devil's advocate does mention how Ethan goes straight off the edge everytime. Like for example if he ever got rhett and link on this segment he be like: awkwardly pausing, breathing, COUGH, So out of you two who's bigger?

  • @pieceofcrapicorn7397
    @pieceofcrapicorn7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    I feel ian has a very hidden sense of humour that the world needs to see

    • @SeekToAmaze1
      @SeekToAmaze1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He was the best as AI Ian

    • @BEDCORN
      @BEDCORN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      based and red pilled

    • @LavenderOrc
      @LavenderOrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The worlds not ready

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he needs his own segment

    • @treeanimation368
      @treeanimation368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He used to do stand up comedy
      So i dont think its hidden more like hes more introverted
      I think

  • @thinlion01
    @thinlion01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Ian's humor is so under appreciated

    • @Nicole_Watterson___
      @Nicole_Watterson___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr -_-

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't get excited, he's getting fired pretty soon

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@GrrillaFinger no he’s not. Nobody else could possibly fill his role of robe-wearing cat-petter & occasional camera switcher

    • @joshuamark3897
      @joshuamark3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He's hilarious without even trying, I love his humor.

    • @r.m2192
      @r.m2192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GrrillaFinger If Ian gets fired I’m unsubbing

  • @alexa-mm3tz
    @alexa-mm3tz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love when Zach uses his own sound bite 😂 plz don’t get rid of it

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, I prefer them over Zach's actual commentary

    • @cryzzztle90210
      @cryzzztle90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed!!!!!!

  • @adventureisntfar
    @adventureisntfar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Who is going to mcdonalds before 11 am for breakfast?" I couldn't agree more Hila.

  • @rockstarthezoologist
    @rockstarthezoologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Finally! Ethan stands up for himself and the show! I was getting frustrated with him letting chat dictate what he does and doesn't talk about. It's AFTER DARK!

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I loved it

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dan's woke ass at the helm doesn't help anything either.

    • @Im__Gavin
      @Im__Gavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah like when chat tells him to stop talking about politics. So fucking annoying, let Ethan talk about what’s important to him

    • @sassybatchz
      @sassybatchz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Im__Gavin I don't think most people genuinely have a problem with Ethan speaking his mind, it's when he uses his power/fame to pry too much into people's personal lives including the crew. Zach clearly simps for Ethan and I don't even mean that in a negative way, but Ethan knows that it's hard for him to say no when he asks deeply personal questions that even he and Hila would likely have problems answering on the podcast. He does with super nice and agreeable people that won't call him out, biggest examples for me are Skippy and the Gus/Eddy episode (that shit was so uncomfortable). It's that and the lack of respect for people's privacy that takes it to a really uncomfortable level. And we're all entitled to dislike things just as much as you're entitled to like them so it's all valid bruh

    • @Im__Gavin
      @Im__Gavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sassybatchz i do somewhat agree about the uncomfortable questions, I did feel weird when he was pressing Zach about his sex life. i just don’t like when chat forces Ethan to change topics when he’s talking about politics and other normal stuff.

  • @llux
    @llux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I literally feel sorry for the people who worked in the lab for the candle

    • @summerluh6585
      @summerluh6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @breanna34
      @breanna34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They probably wear n95 masks though

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@breanna34 n95 doesnt stop odour.

    • @llux
      @llux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@breanna34 their job is to smell the scent though

    • @breanna34
      @breanna34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@llux obviously they would have to smell it sometimes. But not every second.

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Ethan ranting with GERD 😂 “I’m the captain AAACKK this is my show GRRRRK I have to trust my instincts I can’t just AAHHHHH listen to you guys telling me to stop AAACK!”

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its fucking awful to listen to

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Malthe Volfing Højager it sounds like hes choking to death on a peanut butter and wonderbread sandwich

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious 🤣

    • @jessicaj.6291
      @jessicaj.6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Malthe Volfing Højager i think its both awful AND the best part of the show 😂

    • @fanofthings6720
      @fanofthings6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessicaj.6291 yes exactly

  • @eeeeerrrrr1851
    @eeeeerrrrr1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The irony of Ethan’s comment - I don’t understand this Inter-family beef 😳🤣
    “It’s family, you all should be able to bury the hatchet.”

  • @JaxonSheppard97
    @JaxonSheppard97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    House of Gerd should be the name of the new clip show.

  • @spkolala
    @spkolala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    the "sister snapped" sound byte KILLED me 💀💀💀 we love you, Zach.

    • @sirm3219
      @sirm3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      YO NO LIE I THINK THATS Zacks best moment for me. I was fucking crying

    • @jeepz669
      @jeepz669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This makes sister sense

    • @SuperiorRobyn
      @SuperiorRobyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That chiropractor video fucking killed my vibe. It was horrifying and disgusting. That dude was NOT a real chiropractor a little common sense would telll you moving someone's spine in that way is not good. A good Chiropractor knows which way our joints can and can't move. That guy was not even a chiropractor he's a fraud.and I'm disgusted Ethan and hula laughed and got a kick out of watching it over and over.

    • @cooperkinz
      @cooperkinz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SuperiorRobyn chill lmao

    • @georgebrooks2215
      @georgebrooks2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This whole bit was gold!

  • @Fszb
    @Fszb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Hila’s laughing at everything Ethan is saying, and she also kept laughing about when they got drunk together and also how fun it was.
    Final analysis: Ethan got laid

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Coming from someone who's watched hundreds of hours of h3 content, hila almost always laughs at everything ethan says

    • @miabailey2236
      @miabailey2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They’re also trying to get pregnant so he’s probably getting laid quite often lol

    • @Matt_Toledo
      @Matt_Toledo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      69 likes nice

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hybridslinky4829 exactly, 90% of her laughter is nervousness or excitement, only 8% is a natural reaction to something she finds funny. (My math might be off)

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@miabailey2236 ethan does not act like he gets laid more than once every 2 months

  • @ericsanimatedshorts340
    @ericsanimatedshorts340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Chiropractor “Wow sister snapped”

    • @mrburke1998
      @mrburke1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I felt soo bad for her, that was terrible :(

    • @The__Gent
      @The__Gent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @ericsanimatedshorts340
      @ericsanimatedshorts340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea me 2 but it was rly funny when hila was like “and now ur dead” as the chiropractor pushed the woman on the floor

    • @Jellyboner
      @Jellyboner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

    • @madeleinehayes2833
      @madeleinehayes2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment murdered me

  • @dangerousd1312
    @dangerousd1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "don't promote smoking" bro all your fan base are stoners lol

    • @alysemiguel861
      @alysemiguel861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      reading this after i smoked a couple bowls now munching on dominos

    • @L-Jamieson
      @L-Jamieson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alysemiguel861 you’re cool.

    • @drewhempwood2113
      @drewhempwood2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@L-Jamieson and youre not.

    • @maxdog5075
      @maxdog5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YUHHHHHH

  • @joshmcnair5670
    @joshmcnair5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “This is the show”. Exactly Ethan, never change. Stick it to the man !

  • @justinchan4203
    @justinchan4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Hila wants to beat up that German girl.

    • @cinivia8840
      @cinivia8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @sodiep0ps
      @sodiep0ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's in her blood

    • @user-wj8ru7ej2r
      @user-wj8ru7ej2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaooo

    • @jayden_rico
      @jayden_rico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sodiep0ps other way around if you think historically

    • @maple494
      @maple494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh how the tables how turned

  • @sarahbjorklund4325
    @sarahbjorklund4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    One of the best things about this podcast is reading all the comments

  • @DanZazula
    @DanZazula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I genuinely became a Karen when they stopped all day breakfast... called corporate and everything. I was heart broken and still am

    • @user-zl6mg1se8q
      @user-zl6mg1se8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The rest of the world has never even had that luxury so be grateful

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@user-zl6mg1se8q the rest of the world don’t have internet let alone free time to watch TH-cam. You be grateful

    • @SuperiorRobyn
      @SuperiorRobyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only troglodytes eat mcdonalds

    • @TheKingOfRooks
      @TheKingOfRooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@user-zl6mg1se8q who gives a shit? We had it then didn't so it sucks fuck being grateful for what was, bring it back and we'll be grateful lol

    • @user-zl6mg1se8q
      @user-zl6mg1se8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love getting delicate snowflake americans triggered over McDonalds

  • @isaiahlavers-honey2168
    @isaiahlavers-honey2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Genuinely, i can’t say anything *for a fact* about their relationship clearly but i’m so beyond happy they’re this happy after how long they have been “each others everything”

  • @codyramseur
    @codyramseur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ethan is right about the scalper bots. They were ruining concerts before the pandemic

  • @axnnxa1857
    @axnnxa1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Hila going to pee on every after dark is the new Ian needs to pee

  • @microwavetrash2501
    @microwavetrash2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "I've seen it on Instagram"
    "Really? Where?"
    "On Instagram" 15:13

  • @igganation
    @igganation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I have to say Ethan you have a great team working for you . You guys mesh so well together and make it a really enjoyable podcast that you can't turn away from.. thank you for all the laughs over the years my wife and I went through really terrible times and your videos helped us laugh and push through love you guys Papa bless

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he rewards them with bullying

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarcofaygo6218 ❄️

  • @unlocked6352
    @unlocked6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    petition for Ethan saying "stuff me, daddy" to be a new drop

  • @thedocshlaett5960
    @thedocshlaett5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “We called her, not to her fac-“
    “Don’t say it”
    💀

    • @Markmoorcroft1
      @Markmoorcroft1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Got to be Anne Stank

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Newest episode of families revealed it

  • @kareamalaa1510
    @kareamalaa1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I can feel hila slaming ethan's leg under the table

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah he's basically her toddler at this point.

    • @FuuJojo
      @FuuJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Timestamp? Just curious cause I listen rather than watch usually

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timestamp pls

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@finthefishsep20toma or just watch the video in full and come to your own conclusion, whether you agree or disagree with OP is up to you :)

    • @finthefishsep20toma
      @finthefishsep20toma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@sarcofaygo6218 what? I am watching it and i haven't seen anything like that yet, i want to know if i missed it or not. Chill with the random assumptions

  • @missMachuca
    @missMachuca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dan saying what the FUCK! about McDonald’s breakfast is the most hilarious and relatable thing I’ve ever heard

  • @immortalplagues4011
    @immortalplagues4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    After listening to that chiropractor video I have an awesome idea for a segment. Get moaning audio from pain and pleasure, and get zach to guess which is which

  • @thedaniellamaria
    @thedaniellamaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Anyone else agree that Ethan and Hila both look beautiful in this video? I can’t quite put my finger on it but the color schemes of their outfits combined with just how they look overall in this podcast is on point.

  • @InLikeS1n
    @InLikeS1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “It’s AFTER DARK!” - the perfect freakin comment by Ethan to all the puritans LMAO.

  • @celestialshadows5725
    @celestialshadows5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I agree with Ethan. As long as Zach is cool with talking about it, then I want to know all the juicy details

    • @chillerbiller540
      @chillerbiller540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I couldnt stop laughing when he was defending himself. “Stop?! This is the effing show. Its interesting, wdy stop?! Give me an interesting topic!” 😭😭💀

    • @xigbar1994
      @xigbar1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well true, but Ethan's also in a position of power as his boss. So even if Zach said it's cool to talk about, he might be feeling slightly pressured as it's live on the show. Making any sense? Sometimes it does feel like Ethan goes a little too past the point of where it's comfortable, especially for the audience. Might be fine for him, but he's producing content for an audience, know your audience.

    • @celestialshadows5725
      @celestialshadows5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xigbar1994 the second you start complying with what the audience wants all of the time, the more you lose the authenticity that most of his audience enjoys. I mean do you want him to hate what he's doing and simply not try anymore? Plus there's been many times where the crew says they don't wanna talk about something and yeah he sometimes can get a little pushy but he's respected their privacy. Zach didn't mind talking about it and Jane was even willing to call in.

    • @xigbar1994
      @xigbar1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@celestialshadows5725 All I'm saying is that when a large majority of your audience is telling you to stop and you're not only oblivious as to why but then tell them no, you've got a problem.

    • @kluxsz
      @kluxsz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@celestialshadows5725 he’s free to inquire about his relationship but the way he approached it via his phrasing and demeanor was quite tactless and distasteful imo. For example there’s a difference between “Normally, other guys wouldn’t date a pornstar” and “Normally, other guys wouldn’t date someone who fucks other guys on camera for a living” and so on. That’s why it was uncomfortable and why Dan spoke up. From a selfish perspective as a show host holding direction of a conversation, it’s mere harmless inquisition, but as a conscious viewer you should be able to see why some people might’ve been put off.

  • @PokeNerd0715
    @PokeNerd0715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Skippy story kind of hit me. My family had a notice to vacate our home of almost 6 years two months ago. We had two months to move, and rent in Cali is outrageous. Plus, there was barely anything that was open because of COVID. Thankfully we found an apartment not too far away, but I feel for Skippy. I hope he finds something soon and thrives.

  • @mblabezza
    @mblabezza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *Ethan and Hila listing roles*
    “And that’s it..”
    Me yelling at my phone: CARER, CARER!!!!

  • @breannalentz9031
    @breannalentz9031 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    watching this back and ethan not understanding how family drama can be that big makes me cackle

  • @Lentchaff
    @Lentchaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I want a segment where Zach only responds with pre recorded sound bites of himself

  • @christopherhammond5142
    @christopherhammond5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My Dad almost completely cut his side of the family from my life. They stole his brother's inheritance, which was meant to be divided between all the children of the family, and my brother and I got nothing while the rest of them got fucking heaps. When I was 21 they gave me and my brother 2000 bucks each (about five percent of what we were due) and they told my Dad that they hadn't felt comfortable giving him the inheritance at the time because they assumed my Mother was irresponsible with money and would spend it all. My Mum has been the primary bread winner in our family for the 50 years of her marriage until Dad died. Of course, them dissing my Mum like that and only giving us a fraction of the money that Jake wanted us to have didn't heal the rift at all. To this day I've only met three members of my Dad's enormous Catholic family. I can't imagine doing it to my immediate family but I can understand Dad's position, if I was going to war with the family it would definitely be over my daughter.

    • @allson1000
      @allson1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar story Wi mine, family are C*NtS when it comes to money.

  • @jayszephyrhill1913
    @jayszephyrhill1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Lol trying not to be romantic but that intro was romantic AF. All that and u dont hate each other, u r my idea of a perfect couple.

  • @DM-vt3ol
    @DM-vt3ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I want a set tour with the after dark, frenemies and green screen sets and Dan’s area too! This is different, still good, but I also can’t wait for the studio episodes again!
    (Edit: also Ethan’s drip is 🔥)

  • @robbieturtle6218
    @robbieturtle6218 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The family beef section of this is really funny in hindsight 😂

  • @BoyKiba
    @BoyKiba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:46
    Hilla: Best friend? *puppy eyes*
    That was so adorable

  • @spookmagooked3017
    @spookmagooked3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had to work Thanksgiving, 6 am- 3 pm, then come home and cook Thanksgiving dinner- everything except for the turkey which was in all afternoon (old man was home to keep an eye on it.) Au gratin scalloped potatoes, mashed potatoes, gravy, broccoli with cheese sauce, stuffing, and pie. Only to have to get up at 2:30 am for Black Friday shift. So I was beyond stoked to see an H3 upload to watch before bed. Made my night! Then to have H3 After Dark to watch after work today, again the feckin best! Thanks for working the holiday, made up for me having to work the holiday! Lol.

  • @ellam1841
    @ellam1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My grandma was the matriarch and brought all the hateful cousins' wives together. Now she's gone we don't gather like we used to. I vowed to take her place and quash the beef like hilas quarter pounder when I get my own place. May papa bless us all

    • @nzarzecki
      @nzarzecki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to be a writer, I love your beef metaphor. 😂

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      word
      keep tradition alive

    • @jamierosef9014
      @jamierosef9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll do great. I may be the one to do similar down the road....

  • @ogbobbysaget7439
    @ogbobbysaget7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    There’s literally an episode where Zach says he’d never date a porn star, and now here he is lmao, it definitely bothers him

  • @robertgoodberry
    @robertgoodberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmao the sister snapped during the chiropractor video

  • @pepcidbaby42
    @pepcidbaby42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    dating zach to get this exposure is a smart move

  • @v1sq
    @v1sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    lol'd when he mentioned that he loved the food in germany and I immediately knew he's talking about döner kebap

    • @allson1000
      @allson1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from Scotland, is it the slice meat with sauce in a bready envelope?
      Donner kebab? Aye

  • @authenticclouds4155
    @authenticclouds4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Didn't zack say he would never date a pornstar?

    • @jaxo5679
      @jaxo5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Zach says alot of shit

    • @mollykucera1812
      @mollykucera1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah he did. That's weird. That's suspicious.

    • @gabrielguttierrez4045
      @gabrielguttierrez4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mollykucera1812 your pic is sick

    • @mollykucera1812
      @mollykucera1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielguttierrez4045 thanks but it's about to change

    • @gabrielguttierrez4045
      @gabrielguttierrez4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mollykucera1812 never! 😆 Aha JP how you gonna top that? Or just going for something a lil more mellow?(:

  • @feedcin6314
    @feedcin6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how much AB simps for his parents

  • @kestinroberts4539
    @kestinroberts4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ethan trying to backpeddle for 20 mins after saying he wouldn’t protect hila lmao

  • @brij4307
    @brij4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Who's Up at 2:30 am"
    I'm watching your podcast at 4:30 am😂😂

  • @vixromanov
    @vixromanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's funny how Ian has a hard time laughing but he's the funniest person in the show 😭

  • @armandogimenez7576
    @armandogimenez7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The "DONK!" at 0:58 Literally made me choke and accidentally snort soda into my nose.

  • @rebeccaowens1622
    @rebeccaowens1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hila looks SO gorgeous

  • @brandonstojanovic5086
    @brandonstojanovic5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ZACHS TIMING IS SOOOO GOOD LOOOOOOOOL “ SISTER SCHNAPPPED”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PricedHigh
    @PricedHigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ethan's rant while talking to Zach about Jane was funniest part of the pod by far lol

  • @jamgrieve
    @jamgrieve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ethan says he doesn't like turkey.
    Also Ethan: deep-fried turkey, though!

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Fried turkey is great. Never tried it, B”

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevindube7096 gawld dawlg, you batter give it a chance

    • @SuperiorRobyn
      @SuperiorRobyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That chiropractor video fucking killed my vibe. It was horrifying and disgusting. That dude was NOT a real chiropractor a little common sense would telll you moving someone's spine in that way is not good. A good Chiropractor knows which way our joints can and can't move. That guy was not even a chiropractor he's a fraud.and I'm disgusted Ethan and hula laughed and got a kick out of watching it over and over.

  • @LittlestHoboKatie
    @LittlestHoboKatie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I really like your hair, feels like its given you a whole new lease of life and Ethan seems to have gooey eyes again :) cute

  • @dru5725
    @dru5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Please don’t stop the inappropriately timed sound bites. Papa bless

    • @tiffanyleraa9975
      @tiffanyleraa9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Sister snapped” 💀

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally the only thing I like about Zach

    • @AliceSiuASK
      @AliceSiuASK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angiet7380 Awww he’s great all around

    • @chenaraseepersad3482
      @chenaraseepersad3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Eat out my ass” plays in my head constantly

  • @danieljimenez8481
    @danieljimenez8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your podcast cures my depression for at least 2 hours

  • @jessado9066
    @jessado9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg I died at the guy slamming his gf around trying to save her when the clown jumped out at them 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sbs349
    @Sbs349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ian is so funny I wish we saw more of his humour. If he was comfortable with it

  • @ndenhalter
    @ndenhalter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Y’all should do like a dating game and see what couple knows

  • @JunkBondTrader
    @JunkBondTrader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:12 Hila: I've seen it on Instagram.
    Ethan: Really, where?
    Hila: On Instagram. **BLINKING INTENSIFIES** 🤣

  • @bbace87
    @bbace87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hearing Ethan truly laugh like he did at the chiropractor video is like hearing angels sing

  • @lainieaddison3744
    @lainieaddison3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way her hair shines in the light gives me life

  • @JoeMartinMusic
    @JoeMartinMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Ethan: This is the worst thing I've ever seen
    Tom Segura: Hold my beer...

    • @JoeMartinMusic
      @JoeMartinMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CezaMVO but have you watched YMH live though?

  • @turu3498
    @turu3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:20:32 Whoever hit that soundbyte is a GOAT 🐐

  • @vVAstrAVv
    @vVAstrAVv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Im glad ethan asks the hard questions lol

  • @mirandah.2714
    @mirandah.2714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little did Ethan know he would have an inter-family beef with Trisha

  • @hafaball
    @hafaball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd love a "Hila's Most Hated List" segment

  • @CarnageCreator7
    @CarnageCreator7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Wasn't zach's whole thing with logans sidekick that he wouldn't want to date someone who is getting it from other dudes for their living? I'm confused

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AxxLAfriku nice reverse psychology mommy

    • @CalmBreez
      @CalmBreez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@oscar2477 if you take everyone on a screen at face value. You have a lot of things to rethink my friend.

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean wasn't that a while ago? You do understand some people have the ability to change their mind about stuff, right?

    • @Brrrrrrre
      @Brrrrrrre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      People are allowed to change their minds

    • @GordonFreemayne
      @GordonFreemayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oscar2477 same. The hugh hefner schtick is kinda old

  • @snowroach1715
    @snowroach1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know you like this show when you don’t skip through there adds

  • @AliceDepaul
    @AliceDepaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ethan forgot to say Hila is also his feeding window master at the House of Gerd

  • @alexmcmillan945
    @alexmcmillan945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hila does not understand the issue of scalping with the new consoles around 1:12:02 - Hila, that's the problem which keeps scalpers on top! Microsoft and Sony are NOT capable of producing enough consoles during covid. So it's became scalper season. There is a collective group that has made over 3 million in profits from scalping the consoles I saw a report of.
    Hila: "Yeah, thats nothing, they are ready to sell millions!"
    Actually no, they're not. They aren't capable of producing millions of consoles currently. Last report I saw only 16k xbox units had been sold so far.

  • @SinthetikLED
    @SinthetikLED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Hila said “don’t read too far into it” I lost it lmao

  • @sethdonahue515
    @sethdonahue515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    34:40 I’m with you Ethan this is what the after dark episodes are about

  • @beatleseunice1
    @beatleseunice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm sorry but that bondage video of the person in the red cage just reminds me of a rotisserie chicken 😂😂 1:41:00

  • @deannab2300
    @deannab2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i fucking LOVE the zack talk, unironically, fucking hilarious LMAO

  • @callmekorban1229
    @callmekorban1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel so invested in this group , favorite podcast fs

  • @xio578
    @xio578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so happy I get to listen to these on my break at work. really helps me get through it

  • @lauegg
    @lauegg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hila, you seriously rock pastel colors. I’m very sure you invented them. Beautiful 🥰😊

  • @jacknovak733
    @jacknovak733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve been watching h3 for a while, and it has been really cool to see hila become a lot more confident on camera and a lot funnier too.

  • @JSorb
    @JSorb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why you gotta Anne Frank me?

  • @azhurelpigeon
    @azhurelpigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zach’s Sister Shnaped sound byte on the back breaking video was probably his best timed sound byte usage yet!

  • @Anna_780
    @Anna_780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can't believe he's with Jane, I've been a fan of hers for a couple years 😌