You are seriously one of the bravest people I've ever seen, plunging into the itch io rabbit hole, and risking your computer and sanity. Bravery such as this is truly extraordinarily rare.
Gangsta mario dev here, it's my first actual game I've made lmao, I mostly made it to figure out how the engine it's made in works lol. Still thanks for playing it lmao
My day is instantly better when qzeq uploads! I always burst into massive laughter from those videos, thank you for this qzeq and keep up the great work!
54 mins! Almost an hour but i made it to here! Also ur the best at killing ur pc, downloading viruses, and lastly: Making your viewers the most entertained! Keep up the good work! :>>
Shitposter sim it’s Brazilian and it’s filled with Brazilian memes like the sound of when you shoot is a nod to when a very famous tv guy got choked from a grape
1:12 as this video has a brazillian reference, we, brazillians, automatically got the privillege of entering your house and robbing all your stuff, good luck
The best way out of anything. Just say it's a joke and most people will believe you. It's like saying "It's just a prank, bro! The camera is over there"
Oh my god, at 4:10 isn't that the music from the super Nintendo game with a mouse and plastic mouse pad. The one where you would use a fly swatter on flies?
I love this series so much! My day gets better when i see that qzeq uploads👍 P.S: Can you try to make a game? I learned game development pretty fast and i make games still to this day, i’m currently developing a Sauna Simulator, i hope you could try it when it’s done!
I've done programming as a hobby since middle school and actually have some small games i've made in the past! 😅 I might do a stream special sometimes where i make a game for itch.io 🤔
How to make good videos step 1: watch qzeq step 2: get inspired by qzeq step 3:start making your videos step 4:give credit to qzeq that he inspired you for making videos step 5:you're a chad after all by doing this
@@qzeq Thank you for making me laugh each time I watch your video! Yeah, it’s a new option called Super Thanks. Anyone who wants to donate something can do this. I’m very happy that you appreciate it a lot. Keep up the good work my friend!
1:25 the creapy spongebob As an arabian It says"the random arabic text to be funny " It's filled with gramer mistakes and it's reversed The right way to write النص العربي العشوائي ليكون مضحكا
JESSE we must get the qzeq Channel Membership for only $0.99/month!
Look at all these pimp-ass emote's we're getting!
th-cam.com/users/qzeqjoin
:waltjunior: :saul: :walt: :jesse: :hank:
I can't im too broke
yes
i already did that
Mr white! Yo ill buy it yo later we need to cook first so I can aford it yo
You are seriously one of the bravest people I've ever seen, plunging into the itch io rabbit hole, and risking your computer and sanity. Bravery such as this is truly extraordinarily rare.
You don't need alot really, an itch io account and a virtual machine.
This is a virtual machine
@@Mandozi was about to say that
For those saying that this is a virtual machine, I was already aware.
@@gamertrotzki Understandable, have a nice day.
Honestly love this series so much. Thank you for making it. :)
Can anyone check out my game please.
You have been jumpscar
I like the fact that this series is getting more consistent uploads
FITU
Gangsta mario dev here, it's my first actual game I've made lmao, I mostly made it to figure out how the engine it's made in works lol. Still thanks for playing it lmao
Thanks for making it! 😅 Atleast I got a cool background now 😎
@@qzeq true
3:53 a perfect example of the mild finnish rage
heavy emphasis on the word "mild" 😄
Qzeq when raging:FITU. FITU
*finished
@@DavidGaming69 Finnish as in from Finland?!?!
@@Ghost_raccoon english please
A melhor parte do vídeo é ele lendo o "kkkkk" como "kokokokokoko" esses jogos em português perdidos por aí são os melhores
(Kkkkkk = lol )
sim
me playing minecraft: sees 2 pixels of blue at bottom of ravine
me 2 nanoseconds later: 9:48
0:41
Bro downloaded a pack of 99 games and got someone's math homework XD
1:17
"Guys I think this is Brazilian"
Me, as a portuguese:man... portuguese is the language.
Brazilian
@@mohammedabb985Portuguese
Patrick : Whats the difference?
He probably meant that it was made in Brazil
4:31 I fr thought this was my pc
My day is instantly better when qzeq uploads! I always burst into massive laughter from those videos, thank you for this qzeq and keep up the great work!
[big shot]
4:56 got an ad for YT premium lol
Good to see that Brazilian memes are going around the world.
Jesse we gotta Cook my pc
1:26
It just says “random arabic text yo make it funny 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙”
When im feeling sad Qzeq comes to the rescue :)))))
cheer up jesse, we need to cook my pc!
Yes
@@qzeq Yo Mr White! I downloaded an "official" breaking bad game! now my computer is doing weird things!
what makes you sad?
@@GuideTerrarian JESSE it's not 100% safe punjabi
8:41 What did you expect bro, anything's an NFT if you think about it.
I like how the first "games" are just math problems. XD Who made that one, my mom? Some real quality pieces of art in this collection. XD Well played.
It would be so awesome... It would be so cool
54 mins! Almost an hour but i made it to here! Also ur the best at killing ur pc, downloading viruses, and lastly: Making your viewers the most entertained! Keep up the good work! :>>
Shitposter sim it’s Brazilian and it’s filled with Brazilian memes like the sound of when you shoot is a nod to when a very famous tv guy got choked from a grape
"Soy homero chino" *vine boom effect*
-greatest game of the year.
qzeq: “i know you have $0,99”
my bank account: “i beg to differ”
8:36 that guy looks like Walter Jr lmfao
1:12 as this video has a brazillian reference, we, brazillians, automatically got the privillege of entering your house and robbing all your stuff, good luck
NOOOO 😂😂
0:55 goofy ahh capybara with half eaten supari in his teeth LMAO 🤣🤣
This man is sacrificing his PC for us
what a legend
He is using a Vm
@@Greenice56789 I know dude it's just for fun don't take it seriously
The best way out of anything. Just say it's a joke and most people will believe you. It's like saying "It's just a prank, bro! The camera is over there"
@@UltraCenterHQ Yeah you're right
Jesse we need to Cook my pc
Bro i just finished watching your another video and then i come to my home page and see this, u made my day :)
4:56 scream of the year
THAT DISS to project Sekai was FOUL 2:10
1:45 it says : "the Random Arabic text that is funny"
finalmente depois de 800 anos um jogo br apareceu
depois de 800 anos...
1:35 nunca mais vou poder ouvir o AIAI sem pensar no bigodinho agora
dps dessa o meme tomou um rumo completamente diferente kkkkkkkk
Keep up the good work your now my favorite TH-camr love it!
Walter: JESSE DID YOU JUST INSTALL [windows 7.exe] ONTO FAMILY COMPUTER. Jesse:it said it was safe punjabi (no virus). computer:💀
4:54 qzeq: yo we found a batch file you wanna run it *gets jumpscared*
4:55 best scream ever😂😂😂😂😂
pov pc: *breathe deeply* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Underrated channel, love it!
Brasil being represented with the ASS, the Lasier being shocked sound effect was a nice touch
I remember how you play gangsta mario... And it turns out that i played bullet hell like touhou 6 and touhou 16... Awesome qzeq! Good for your video!
The ads literally saved me from the jumpscare.i love you ads.
3:10 touhou 😎😎
ᗜˬᗜ
@@qzeq⑨
normal window 7: Qzeq: Naa bro
cursed window 7 Qzeq: naa
Sponsor thats not in this vid: im the sponsor
0:08 Texas maps
This is very poggers my guy
I'm dying at "Click here to generate NFTs" 😂
The windows 7 exe joke you did before starting it up was so good LOL
8:23 why did bro start crying 😂
You
Bro the windows 7.exe would give me a panick attack as a kid and i would start crying as if i had a bad dream
Finally, another blessing.
homer on the game is saying: Hello, Im chinnese homer
That what i need after my dog oassed away a few days ago. Thank you qzeq.
dude ive been watching your content for almost a year now (bout 9 or 10 months), and i never realized you only had 60k subs... wtf????
Nahhhhh🤣🤣 4:29 I’m dying right now
In 6:00 you can see chinese homer talk in spanish i found the real voice just searching Homero Chino
This is the quality content I’ve been waiting for🫡
W
Ah, a Qzeq video, perfection 🤌
i love he just starts cursing in finnish
BODY PILLOW WAKE UP NEW QZEQ UPLOAD
Qzeq has accidentally pirated 3 games he owns
Soy homero chino
4:51 pov: crappy killscreen
8:15 only deltarune players will understand
I feel so bad for qzeq’s pc lol
3:06 holy crap Clawroline
WOOOOOOOOOOO NEW VIDEO
Im happy youre getting more and more popular!
Same! 😅
Oh my god, at 4:10 isn't that the music from the super Nintendo game with a mouse and plastic mouse pad. The one where you would use a fly swatter on flies?
Homero chino is love
I love this series so much! My day gets better when i see that qzeq uploads👍
P.S: Can you try to make a game? I learned game development pretty fast and i make games still to this day, i’m currently developing a Sauna Simulator, i hope you could try it when it’s done!
I've done programming as a hobby since middle school and actually have some small games i've made in the past! 😅 I might do a stream special sometimes where i make a game for itch.io 🤔
@@qzeq Oh thats cool! The streaming idea sounds really good, hopefully that will happen!😁
@@qzeq :pog:
@@qzeq soy hore chino
Bro keep the grind, you deserve a lot of subs for literally making yourself braindead with these games
I'm glad you've been buying the pirated games you accidentally played, that's nice to see! :)
Getting more active huh? Neat!))
3:07 Touhou 20: Legacy of Farting Kingdom
I didn't expect to hear "hola soy homero chino" today
Gangsta mario was epic not going to lie
you better belive theyre amazing
Let‘s goooo qzeq making fire content
Shitposter simulator is weird because it has a screen when you die but it's a picture of rich spongebob and also a creepy arabic tts
here we go good video
It is funny how one of my friends (who made windows 7.exe) scared him but I cant blame qzeq cause I flew out of my chair😂
NEW QZEQ VIDEO YAAAAAAAAAS
NEW NOPER COMMENT YEAAAHH
@@qzeq WOOOAH QZEQ ANSWERED AND I SUBBED WITH 7 ALT ACCOUNTS WOOOOHOOOO
The second he says vittu I get fully refreshed and also windows was doop though 💀
This series makes me happy
Another qzeq video hell yeah
The Homelo Chino (Chinese Homel) one is a ducking treasure.
How to make good videos
step 1: watch qzeq
step 2: get inspired by qzeq
step 3:start making your videos
step 4:give credit to qzeq that he inspired you for making videos
step 5:you're a chad after all by doing this
Yes
@@CaptainManticore Yes
chain exactly and its maching lowercase and uppcerase "Yes"
I was so sure you were talking about yourself that i actually checked your channel
@@5d4a5 Yes
'getting over it' is good
I love all qzeq videos but how are you finding all of this trash i mean (great games)
qzeq's pc is on life support
now on emergency life support
Jesse playing project sekai is so heinous. Project Diva will always be superior
Love ur vids 🙂
This guy is gonna blow up soon i swear
you better share the video to your friends then 😳👉👈
@@qzeq homero chino
ITS REALLY WORKED LOL THANK YOU DUDE
A AD SAVED ME FROM THE WINDOWS 7 JUMPSCARE LMAO
very nice keep up the work dude
Bedankt
woah i didn't know people can donate in comments, thank you! very much
@@qzeq Thank you for making me laugh each time I watch your video! Yeah, it’s a new option called Super Thanks. Anyone who wants to donate something can do this. I’m very happy that you appreciate it a lot. Keep up the good work my friend!
LESS GOOO ANOTHER VID
I love your vids qzeq
Its amazing how almost every qzeq video has some Brazilian game or reference
1:25
the creapy spongebob
As an arabian
It says"the random arabic text to be funny "
It's filled with gramer mistakes and it's reversed
The right way to write
النص العربي العشوائي ليكون مضحكا