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  • Uk Border Patrol agents fight smugglers from all over the world as they try to bring in illegal drugs, contraband and immigrants. Watch as these men and women work very had to keep the UK safe at some of the busiest airports in the country.
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  • @Puma24ism
    @Puma24ism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    I feel like somehow I have a trace of cocaine after watching all of this.

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That Lucy dog is sniffing your ass right now through the internet, and it's not looking good for you. 😁

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you have banknotes about your person, then you will have.

    • @alcuardandclaudekickass6037
      @alcuardandclaudekickass6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know the feeling. Its like watching Horders and then feeling like you need a bath. I was watching this going.... man... I may be contaminated form the video~

    • @stevenwhite3.1415
      @stevenwhite3.1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. Seriously.

    • @cjr4666
      @cjr4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamsjimmy1831
      The joke isnt rated . Understated maybe

  • @Gorguruga
    @Gorguruga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    2:33 "I'm actually unemployed but I do escorting on the side, so I do get some money!" lol

    • @lisalangille2071
      @lisalangille2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E W - is raging stupidity sexually transmitted?? 😂. **among the rest of her treasure trove of surprises she’s happily spreading for a price! 💵😳🙄💵😳

    • @Distorted_Toaster
      @Distorted_Toaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      50$ and I'll give you 3 stds who's down?

    • @minstrelofMir
      @minstrelofMir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      looks like shes got a bun in the oven

    • @KarleneE
      @KarleneE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard her say that too and I was mortified! Even if that's true, who admits that? Apparently she does!!! I'm really confused by some life choices.

    • @mtz6198
      @mtz6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KarleneE Escorting isn’t illegal everywhere and at least she was honest.

  • @Eitner100
    @Eitner100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I am a serious junkie and those drugs are not mine.........wow, such a coincidence.

    • @anapeixoto7105
      @anapeixoto7105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @lisalangille2071
      @lisalangille2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sander Van Hove - 😏 shocking coincidence!! 👌

    • @Tenshus4ever
      @Tenshus4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @GSutton
      @GSutton ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the way she was so willing to throw him away that sealed it - "But there was nothing in MY bag!" Uh huh... normal reaction that. 🤪

    • @susanbengston3208
      @susanbengston3208 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe that’s called a ‘ coinikidink.’

  • @taylorj6177
    @taylorj6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "How are you today, ma'am?" "I DON'T SMUGGLE!" ...

    • @Andrei-oj1jz
      @Andrei-oj1jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @yourfriend8052
      @yourfriend8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it just me or did she say she was an escort?

  • @heididietrich9800
    @heididietrich9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    For the life of me, I will NEVER understand why people do these things. Being dishonest is SO stress inducing, it’s not worth it. My grandfather taught me that when he caught me in a lie and when I finally came clean and admitted it was a lie, the relief was instantaneous. I’ve never forgotten that at all. Forty something years later and I still remember.

    • @_eatyourveggies
      @_eatyourveggies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You lack empathy. This video is for informational purposes, and most people do this for money.

    • @heididietrich9800
      @heididietrich9800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@_eatyourveggies I lack empathy for drug mules? I can live with that.

    • @Harry-jz1dn
      @Harry-jz1dn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He means you lack empathy for desperate people. Not everyone has a privileged upbringing, nobody knows the backstory to why some of them do it. Some clearly do it for greed, but some could be forced/threatened or vulnerable people who've been offered a way to survive and feed their families. A lot of smugglers have been picked out by criminals and preyed upon. I'm not condoning it, nor am I criticises you

    • @christophermclaren8827
      @christophermclaren8827 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      People do it because they don't have money to feed themselves or their families.
      The vast majority of smugllers get through customs with no issues you just don't see those cases for obvious reasons. If it means providing for their families why would they not choose a relatively low risk victimless crime?

    • @BoadiceanTruth
      @BoadiceanTruth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The truth is always present whether we want it to be or not. And it never lies! 🥴

  • @keithcurtis6671
    @keithcurtis6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I love how everything in the UK sounds so pleasant. What we in the US call a "holding cell" the Brits refer to as a "Custody Suite!"

    • @parkeydee
      @parkeydee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually the custody suite is just the reception are. The cell is the cell

    • @keithcurtis6671
      @keithcurtis6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Honesty First I wish I could argue against that comment.

    • @parkeydee
      @parkeydee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Honesty First dont hold back lol

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dees UK guyz are fancy af.

    • @josephjackson7269
      @josephjackson7269 ปีที่แล้ว

      USA. Has no holding cells. Just come on in. Gangs child molesters. Killers. Your all welcome at our borders

  • @psykohfox5324
    @psykohfox5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    A “tummy ache”!?
    Yeah because we all start giggling and bouncing around when our stomach hurts

    • @johanbruijnooge6818
      @johanbruijnooge6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember "Yummy yummy yummy" by the Ohio Express? Yummy yummy yummy, I got coke in my tummy.

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's on meth

    • @z_ed
      @z_ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Withdrawals

    • @ashleytrantham1747
      @ashleytrantham1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she probably farted & was having bubble guts from withdrawals. lmao. Cuz its obvious they're some junkies.. you saw how defensive they got when she accidentally said heroine at first ?!? lol. that's why they got all that coke, so they can sell it to supply their dope ;D

  • @jeremypearson6852
    @jeremypearson6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “Honestly sir, I didn’t realize I had two bricks in my suitcase”

    • @Dawn4j
      @Dawn4j 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @richardbool4232
      @richardbool4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jeremy pearson : It was Three and a half bricks 3.5K LMAO and how stupid to say customs planted it..

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What is that in my bag? I didn't put that in there! That looks like cocaine! I ain't taking responsibility for that!" - clearly a genius move, as this works every time.

    • @kimberlyhampton5332
      @kimberlyhampton5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!!

  • @diabolikalm
    @diabolikalm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "Thats been planted on us you know", oh shit why didn't you say that sooner, your free to go.

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oops! I dropped three kilos of cocaine in your handbag!

    • @MrOnpatrol
      @MrOnpatrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's been planted alright by the boss who paid a trampy escort and her boyfriend probably £250 to smuggle it. What shmucks 🤦‍♂️

    • @aqimjulayhi8798
      @aqimjulayhi8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's why you never leave your luggage unattended and never carry things for anyone at any cost. Smugglers would use you as a pack mule. It's even worse if you're in Southeast Asia, you could just say goodbye to your life.

    • @chadjohnson7118
      @chadjohnson7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aqimjulayhi8798 Don't they kill addicts & smugglers/dealers & basically anyone that has anything to do with drugs in any way, shape or form?!!! They don't F*** around at ALL!!!!

    • @SuperNovaHeights_
      @SuperNovaHeights_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chad Johnson yeah and the same people smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol.

  • @TunaFreeDolphinMeat
    @TunaFreeDolphinMeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Admits to being unemployed and doing some escorting on the side and swears whilst her partner hides his rucksack under the counter?. Can't imagine what gave this clever couple away.

    • @drone2u
      @drone2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is escorting? ??

    • @drone2u
      @drone2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Epic oh. .OK

    • @pichmolm
      @pichmolm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drone2u
      She suck and fuck for money.

    • @arghjayem
      @arghjayem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well technically under the law there isn’t anything illegal about prostitution or paying for sex, it’s the associated activities which are prosecutable such as owning/running a brothel, soliciting in a public place, pimping etc etc.

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @DM-wk3gz
    @DM-wk3gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    He didn't feel that his bag was 3 kilograms heavier? Okay

    • @kylegodfrey7154
      @kylegodfrey7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That is a LOT of extra weight. Lol. You can't play that dumb!!

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Nate Jones a
      3 kilos is 6.6 pounds. That's heavy.

    • @pichmolm
      @pichmolm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dachdogoriginal
      You don't feel extra weight, when it's only 3 kilos you don't feel it's weighing more if you have already a heavy luggage, for example 15 or 17 kilos, sure.

    • @user-lj4bf7op7v
      @user-lj4bf7op7v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3 kilos isn’t heavy. promise you wouldn’t notice, but that doesn’t mean that they didn’t smuggle that shit lol. they definitely did

  • @imi786s
    @imi786s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    He was like heroine??im sure i bought some cocaine lol

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "imi786s1 day ago
      He was like heroine??im sure i bought some cocaine lol"
      Heroine=female hero. Heroin=poppy-derived narcotic.

    • @lukefaughnan5224
      @lukefaughnan5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rattus Norvegicus here come on you know what he’s saying

    • @ShaunPequeno
      @ShaunPequeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      C'mon guys, considering his girl is a prostitute addicted to methadone, suggests that they both smoke heroin and the smoke has absorbed into the bag simples

    • @user-xw3rt4uy7d
      @user-xw3rt4uy7d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment it u already did that😂👍🏻👍🏻

  • @kittyellen1122
    @kittyellen1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Ok another statement. She doesn’t do drugs look at all the sores on her body

    • @mmdaisylover64
      @mmdaisylover64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kitty Ellen meth ?

    • @RiaGreece12
      @RiaGreece12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might be body acne,my friend has it as well.They look more like scratched pimples rather than meth or any drug siringine spots.Also,you do those on the inside part of your arm,on the veins,not on the outside.

    • @matthewgrant9920
      @matthewgrant9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Didn’t she says she used to be a heroin addict 🤔🤔

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did notice that even though they didn’t video that much those sores look like meth use to me

    • @Grimeyhoob
      @Grimeyhoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is it normal to want to finger a strong muscular black man in the arse and for him to fart all over your fingers. then smell your own hands in pleasure? Im a 55 year old man from Blackpool

  • @w0lfb0mb
    @w0lfb0mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Training the dog on the scent of drugs that come through so that they're more effective Is pretty much leveling up the dog lmao

    • @thecaravan1
      @thecaravan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeh, my retired sniffer dog suffers from terrible self-loathing unless I keep up his weekly 'training session'..
      The authorities don't care, I'm driven to import the stuff, it's a vicious circle.

    • @hildielover
      @hildielover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adding a new quality of drug's scent is like building their skill tree 😂 amazing

    • @coreygarcia622
      @coreygarcia622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That and getting the dog high lol

    • @awreckedisledysfunction7366
      @awreckedisledysfunction7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This upgrade will cost you 50 wood

    • @Bluesachwill
      @Bluesachwill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecaravan1 i'll take care of that dog

  • @kittyellen1122
    @kittyellen1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The man says the woman’s amount of cigarettes is below the guidelines. Then he states if she does it again could be seized. Am I missing something

    • @Mark-yu3pt
      @Mark-yu3pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a legal mafia.

    • @django1364
      @django1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She has more than what is allowed which is 200cigs, but there is also a certain amount that if you don't cross that amount, ALL your cigs will be seized and you will get a warning letter, it will also go on your record that in the future if you try to smuggle any amount that is above the 200 limits then they can arrest you.

    • @shelliann1
      @shelliann1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is from the EU

    • @Scr3amerrr
      @Scr3amerrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're allowed to take in 200 cigarettes from non EU countries, but theres no limit to what you bring from EU countries. However, if you bring in more than (i think?) 800 cigarettes they may be suspicious that they aren't for personal use and can seize them if they suspect you will be selling them. Under 800 you're fine, 800 or over you're gonna get questioned and they might not believe you and sieze them.

    • @joeennis2571
      @joeennis2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you are bringing in cigs that for personal use that should last you 3 months and they catch you 2 weeks later with the same ammount they will be seized

  • @thatssotayler
    @thatssotayler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    That girl in the white skirt is tweaked tf out

    • @serlGlent
      @serlGlent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      before control her luggage was ok , after control she lost her strength , the luggage was so heavy now :))))

    • @lifeofola9289
      @lifeofola9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you see her scabbed up arms tryna get them bugs out

    • @jpfense
      @jpfense 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lifeofola9289 I was looking for someone else who noticed this, but an arrest is probably what she needs to live longer.

    • @azhardaraujo6253
      @azhardaraujo6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shooting heroin........they were cooked.....n booked.......junkies....they r

    • @thatssotayler
      @thatssotayler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@azhardaraujo6253 you May be tweaked out too

  • @akhan4727
    @akhan4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I had chocolates in my carry on which looks like drugs by the xray. I cooperated with the agents and I was let go in 5 mins. I almost shat myself though lol

    • @suzyrottencrotch5132
      @suzyrottencrotch5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You were harassed over chocolates ... you were made to feel like a criminal. Now you’re basically thanking them. 😂 smart

    • @Jbdassassinarmy
      @Jbdassassinarmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@suzyrottencrotch5132 they were doing their job, what r u on about?

    • @sirtommyrobinsonsbitonthes7299
      @sirtommyrobinsonsbitonthes7299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jbdassassinarmy shame they dont do anything about isis fighters returning to the country 🤦‍♂️

    • @Jbdassassinarmy
      @Jbdassassinarmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sirtommyrobinsonsbitonthes7299 agreed

    • @adamtoth7474
      @adamtoth7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same thing happened to me, they cut into the boxes and cut through all the chocolate and still insisted it was drugs. Fucking idiots

  • @maiawaive9566
    @maiawaive9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kevin is such a kind and patient man. He didn’t deserve to get crap for doing his job.

    • @DynamicSeq
      @DynamicSeq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Neither did the nazi soldiers...

  • @nathanielbeven9052
    @nathanielbeven9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    why is it "disappointing" if someone ISNT a smuggler? what horrible writing

    • @Easty2776
      @Easty2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly they dont find anything and they're like unfortunately we didn't find anything or that's disappointing

    • @jonmacdonald5345
      @jonmacdonald5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph luna Fuck Them they ain't got no Tegridy!

    • @chinadashauthority65
      @chinadashauthority65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD glad someone here watches South Park, although gotta say some of these new episodes are boring as fuck

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a disappointing because they didn’t succeed at there job

    • @Shoki6304
      @Shoki6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon MacDonald poor people wasting good Christmas special

  • @LeofromFreo
    @LeofromFreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Do you have a rucksack?” Do keep in mind, they already know the answer to the questions they ask.

  • @doltatthedot
    @doltatthedot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Who ever mixed this audio learnt it on a 2 day course

    • @maramadawson6917
      @maramadawson6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bloody terrible

    • @wolfensus
      @wolfensus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      more like they looked it up on wikihow during their lunch break.

    • @thomas3012
      @thomas3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It’s so they don’t get copyright claimed

    • @gersonboav1
      @gersonboav1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he snuff something that appears on this video

    • @MrJonnyp107
      @MrJonnyp107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're giving them alot of credit mate, a whole two days?

  • @kalilahhoagland1063
    @kalilahhoagland1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    it’s so funny when they try to explain themselves 😂

  • @starphase1623
    @starphase1623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Never purchase Luggage from a Second hand store. It may have traces of DRUGS from the previous owner and when you go through the gate you might get flagged. Buy new .

    • @airsofter2247
      @airsofter2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And???? Aslong as you havent packed drugs yourself you will be fine. If they find traces they just search more, if they cant find more then you're free to go. Someone might take a look up your bum though; depends how good the saving are on the 2nd hand bag I guess haha

    • @Nicole39859057
      @Nicole39859057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@airsofter2247 Yea true its not a crime if you poison yourself in your free time nobody cares. You just cant bring it in with you. Though I wouldnt buy anything soft 2ndhand because you could get bugs from them. The worst kind of bugs.

    • @JoHoward123
      @JoHoward123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Very kind and good suggestion

    • @koryclarke1991
      @koryclarke1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who would purchase second hand luggage in the first place?

    • @gina1emo
      @gina1emo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Lutfi Bet she wouldn’t

  • @chimayoshite
    @chimayoshite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    love that they're always disappointed when someone's NOT doing anything wrong

    • @Ramon-oy5fq
      @Ramon-oy5fq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bo not see it that way at all.
      I viewed your channel and I understand your view.competly totally fiction.
      Your

  • @georgewindsor2667
    @georgewindsor2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "And the officer noticed her laptop was held together with sticky tape"

    • @mariebamusimarie364
      @mariebamusimarie364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mainjones8943
      @mainjones8943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suspicious😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not that surprising. She looks like she doesn't take care of anything she owns.

  • @ShenaeGrace
    @ShenaeGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If a dog was sniffing your bag in an airport I’d be scared regardless lol

    • @annabaturin3020
      @annabaturin3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I want to say, If I see a do I would be nervous to

    • @mtz6198
      @mtz6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? I travel a lot, the dogs won’t alert on you if you don’t have illegal drugs on you or in your bag.

    • @EricRedbear
      @EricRedbear ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mtz6198 some people are simply afraid of dogs.

  • @flamingololli
    @flamingololli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The first couple are really bad actors.

    • @Gusto20000
      @Gusto20000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Henrietta Eriksson her arms are full of needle pricks

    • @phantom2737
      @phantom2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's because they are actors.check that bag under the table. It's there in one shot not in the next and then it's back again.that's all staged to make it bit more entertaining for the viewer.

    • @awmperry
      @awmperry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ta R That’s just because the clips aren’t in sequence. A shot from after they spotted the bag was clipped it to set the scene before it was picked up.

    • @pichmolm
      @pichmolm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gusto20000
      It's dick holes...

    • @pichmolm
      @pichmolm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phantom2737
      Dumbass.

  • @bencavanaugh3623
    @bencavanaugh3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The title makes it seems like the border agents got into fist fights with the smugglers.

  • @saminakhan2015
    @saminakhan2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I can’t believe how brazen the couple were lol bringing in so much drugs in a ruck sack lol 😂 deserve everything they get. Well done to the team

    • @kimberlyhampton5332
      @kimberlyhampton5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also, i'll be using that word (rucksack) all day now. LOL

    • @manwithumbrella
      @manwithumbrella ปีที่แล้ว

      Naive and stupid are better words to describe them.

    • @rightwingtrashrus274
      @rightwingtrashrus274 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They won’t brazen......just a thick bunch of cnts

    • @pluisjenijn
      @pluisjenijn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I do some escorting on the side". Escorting drugs I guess?

    • @schwantzrossi1266
      @schwantzrossi1266 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truly unblievable and very stupid.

  • @Ardoyne-jx4tv
    @Ardoyne-jx4tv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "It's been planted" that old chestnut after they separated and tried to get away from Customs 😂😂

  • @Jay-ru4sc
    @Jay-ru4sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I bet the last woman was secretly a drug kingpin

    • @inthewind3976
      @inthewind3976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet someone in her family is in the dope business

  • @pagey5457
    @pagey5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I go in an airport with nothing on me like 99% of people and still feel on edge for no reason

  • @mikayla2481
    @mikayla2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i’m sorry but you could never come off as aggressive for calling somone “cheeky”😂

  • @clarkkent3730
    @clarkkent3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man these guys in the UK really handle their temper well......cool, collected, and calm
    wish I could say the same for America

    • @FLIPPER1439
      @FLIPPER1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Must be personal right?
      The police 👮‍♀️ here in my State are professional.

    • @fabriciobrito-salmons1995
      @fabriciobrito-salmons1995 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen says in her state cops are professional. Smells like a white person statement

    • @shsuususjssnjsus8239
      @shsuususjssnjsus8239 ปีที่แล้ว

      To many assholes in America

  • @jadeamy4384
    @jadeamy4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The narrator is as quite as me getting food from the kitchen at 2am

  • @MGC-XIII
    @MGC-XIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guy yelling the same lines over and over again, you just know he's a football fan xD

  • @dancincrow
    @dancincrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "I didn't do Nuffin" ; "It was planted on us", of course it was babe!! I wonder what they would've done once they got home & found someone had stashed 3.5 Kilos in his backpack? I'm sure they'd call the Police to hand it over.

    • @adrianchalice
      @adrianchalice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if my backpack suddenly gained three and a half kilos, i am fairly sure I would notice.

    • @EndbossProductions
      @EndbossProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you know that you dont arrive at home with your luggage when real bad boys planted stuff on you, dont you?

    • @michaelburness5183
      @michaelburness5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There would have been two dead junkies from overdosing.

  • @rachidb7227
    @rachidb7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That cook will raise the food standard in his jail to a top 5 stars.

  • @saraen9502
    @saraen9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Custody suit sounds lovey, here we have a holding cell.

    • @ricky8918
      @ricky8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DR Evil Except teeth

    • @carpii
      @carpii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rickyyy • Brits don’t really have bad teeth, we just don’t obsess about cosmetic whitening like the US does.

    • @nanaj5836
      @nanaj5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rickyyy • I’ve seen quite a few you tube USA auditors with the mankiest teeth I’ve ever seen. 😂

    • @Wotdermatter
      @Wotdermatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is not "Custody suit" but "Custody suite" (pronounced SWEET) which is very different. One you wear the other you live in.
      'nuf sed.

    • @saraen9502
      @saraen9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wotdermatter lol cool

  • @peteng13
    @peteng13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3.5 kilos were planted in his backpack 😂😂😂😂

  • @elliegabriella6634
    @elliegabriella6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “They found cacao but not cocaine” both are very addictive substances😂😂

  • @robstrange4275
    @robstrange4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's always an angry cigarette smuggler.

  • @sumarafarquhar6707
    @sumarafarquhar6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    @4:33 the lady stopped is wearing a white skirt, a few seconds later she is wearing jeans!

    • @dansactive756
      @dansactive756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She shit her pants

    • @AJL_90
      @AJL_90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan Hutchins lmao

    • @newlifenowife3522
      @newlifenowife3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she didnt wanna go to jail in a white skirt. jeans and long sleeve shirt is best !

    • @Tenshus4ever
      @Tenshus4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah she didn't want to go to jail wearing White in case she s** her skirt after being caught

    • @joewojcik258
      @joewojcik258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And when they bring back her computer his backpack is no longer under the table or on the table.

  • @theruinerofchats
    @theruinerofchats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    man customs would be having a field day with my old laptop. pretty sure that thing is held together with faith and duct tape

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The chef should have just gone with "I work in a kitchen, literally everyone is using some form of drug." Would have easily got him off on contact with the drug.

    • @existenz55
      @existenz55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahahha thats is so true on so many levels :D.. What i don`t get is why he carry 2 grams and risk it (its easy to find in UK and no risk)...

    • @leionarose
      @leionarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also could have said that he accidentally picked up his friend's or roommate's toothbrush?

    • @lucysphotosfromar
      @lucysphotosfromar ปีที่แล้ว

      But what happens when the dog shoves its nose up his axxxx.

  • @MrRockSteady
    @MrRockSteady 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When you keep walking after your partner gets taken aside it rings alarm bells straight away.

  • @stevenmorgan8223
    @stevenmorgan8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "it was planted on us." Sure, plenty of people go planting 3 kilos of cocaine on strangers...Like that defense hasn't been tried, and failed.

  • @pamelaflirtyskunk7698
    @pamelaflirtyskunk7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:23 I don't understand why they threatened to seize the old lady's tobacco in the future if she brings a similar amount, but she was UNDER the allowed amount. What did I miss?

    • @stevencagney5505
      @stevencagney5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I’d like to know too.
      Come on youtube!

    • @williammattimore2220
      @williammattimore2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is no limit to the amount they can bring in for personal use, but the tobacco can be seized, if customs thinks it's for resale. Under the guidance means below an amount that is automatically suspicious, but ultimately it's a judgement call

    • @ElvisPresley68
      @ElvisPresley68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they’d got enough to last them all for the week 👍

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "I'm an escort" classy

    • @brethren111
      @brethren111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah escorted away by the popo 😂

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brethren111 lol!!!!! Clever 😆

    • @caps201
      @caps201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea the scabs all over her arms. Yea you’re not shooting Cocaine and heroin

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@caps201 she actually has all the classic signs of meth use.

    • @SuperNovaHeights_
      @SuperNovaHeights_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      caps201 you don’t shoot cocaine🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @rexamian8708
    @rexamian8708 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That search dog got high when searching the bag…

  • @rickyb725
    @rickyb725 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1st couple were hilarious. Sequence below.
    1:21 initial stiffer dog encounter
    1:37 twitching at passport control
    2:16 sod her I’m off!
    2:25 let me place the bag under the table so they won’t see it
    2:35 Im unemployed but do escorting on the side
    2:43 tummy ache starts
    3:32 oh shit they asked about my rucksack
    3:50 heroin!? Should have been cocaine!
    4:14 what’s that black back in my bag!?
    4:30 What’s in the bag!? Drugs?
    5:15 Arrest and do you understand!? Yes well I don’t
    5:30 trying to blame the other passenger and it’s a plant

    • @MsHoleySocks
      @MsHoleySocks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I enjoyed "sod her I'm off!" 😂

  • @nateaveaadams4978
    @nateaveaadams4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The drugs was in that chocolate bar

    • @monkeys50000
      @monkeys50000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant smuggler.

  • @brianrobertson1211
    @brianrobertson1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    those packages looked like super sized burritos.

  • @sherry866
    @sherry866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My Lord, that heroin addicted girl's arms were Horrendous !!! Hope She's Clean by now.

    • @sherry866
      @sherry866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cats no idea what that's supposed to mean

    • @aineisokay7238
      @aineisokay7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope she is too

  • @techtitanuk5609
    @techtitanuk5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You would have to be insane to smuggle drugs through an airport.

    • @luke-st2sn
      @luke-st2sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or desperate.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why? It works. A fairly low percentage of smuggled drugs get caught in the airport, that's why cartels continue to use mules. If all their mules were getting caught they'd stop using this method.

    • @TheSinimatik
      @TheSinimatik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They estimate that despite all approximately 80% of people smuggling through airports aren’t caught.

    • @mtz6198
      @mtz6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of people get through just fine. If it’s a small amount for personal use you might just have the drugs taken and be on your way.
      Moving quantities is stupid though- better off mailing it, odds are if it’s not weird looking it won’t get a close inspection.

  • @bagmanny7948
    @bagmanny7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    HAHAHAh! "I don't know what that is..." "Is it drugs?" Too funny. Dumbest criminals have the dumbest acting

    • @leonoramicah3702
      @leonoramicah3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleytrantham1747
      @ashleytrantham1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was literally thinking the same thing when he said that ;D

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-SupraMari0- what? You mean she was high on cocaine???? But she seemed so calm!!

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@-SupraMari0- yes, I believe she was partaking.
      Her companion was probably wanting to slap her.

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      About 2:33 I'm not a psychic but I could probably tell you what her travel companion was thinking. 😂

  • @avakate7747
    @avakate7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a world away from how Americans behave and how police react. These folks are so polite!

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ava Kate i’ve definitely seen a couple of assholes but most of these people are so kind and polite it would make travelling so much less stressful

    • @davidlinehat4657
      @davidlinehat4657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're also subject to a full body search if a machine picks up trace amounts of a chemical you might never have come into contact with. Shake hands with the wrong person? you set that machine off. If the operator mishandles the machine or it's calibrated incorrectly, you set that machine off.

  • @ag238677
    @ag238677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they call the booking room custody suites lmao

  • @FoxgloveWanderer
    @FoxgloveWanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine how pissed off you'd be if you were pulled for a bag search but you were one of those people who vacuum seal your clothes.

  • @JackReacheround
    @JackReacheround 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Coming up: Officers get a coke hit from this mans contact lens"

  • @Shadows_101
    @Shadows_101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    18:45, he can just bless him self lucky he get arrested in UK and not Thailand that have 0 tolerance for drugs. He would rot rest of his short life in a tiny cell overcrowded down there. Most not survive long.

    • @tullo5564
      @tullo5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadows poor countries offer poor facilities for sure

  • @emiliovargas3184
    @emiliovargas3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The black lady in the airport says in not a smuggler the man says of course your not 😂

    • @patrickbrookings
      @patrickbrookings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I'll search your bags anyway lol :)

  • @09BIJAN09
    @09BIJAN09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy with the cigarettes is right haha

  • @delrio.150
    @delrio.150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    No matter how many times life brings me down. I will never do dat

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t want to use drugs and become more useless and wasting money I already don’t have without drug use

    • @adoptmekidz8017
      @adoptmekidz8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

    • @KarleneE
      @KarleneE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right on! There's always a way through! It may not be easy, but there is always a way! Stay blessed!

  • @goofydog2
    @goofydog2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't imagine why these people believe they have a chance of succeeding bringing a drug into the UK? It's an island and they have all entry ports covered with xray, dogs and smart handlers. You have to be nuts to try...

    • @goofydog2
      @goofydog2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DR Evil Tough to beat that last one, so I won't try. Peace...

    • @lucysphotosfromar
      @lucysphotosfromar ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet it's getting in somehow.

  • @dawmartin2060
    @dawmartin2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i hope the chef gets a dvd copy of his second tv appearance for his collection.. and an mp3 player.. carrying that many cd's is unpractical

  • @jacobc1880
    @jacobc1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That dog is having a blast sniffing 😂

  • @Jerseylulu
    @Jerseylulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is cocaine just flying through the air?

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Haha sniffer dog "Lucy" is hilarious 😂

    • @32446
      @32446 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She’s gorgeous

  • @marinazagrai1623
    @marinazagrai1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I especially love the sniffer dogs...Lucy, aww...

  • @Venus0Kets
    @Venus0Kets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I like how I found this show recently and just got on a flight back to the UK and actually knew what all the machines were and how they did there jobs. I got pulled aside and swabbed! I had to try not to laugh and the irony of the situation!

  • @mikeportlock1
    @mikeportlock1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That badly at 18:47 trying not to smile when hes caught his first guy.

  • @exposingthedarknesswiththe9190
    @exposingthedarknesswiththe9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    IF YOU'RE GOING TO NARRATE THE VIDEO, LOWER THE VIDEO AND BRING UP THE GAIN FOR THE NARRATOR BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM WITHOUT BLASTING THE VIDEO!!

  • @wingrider1004
    @wingrider1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one guy's stuff was lighting up everything...lol

  • @JJ-ev9uz
    @JJ-ev9uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Tooth brush guy was a fool? why didnt he just say he had a wild time in Thailand partying
    would of been understandable

    • @JJ-ev9uz
      @JJ-ev9uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @1978ajax yep definitely worse word then fool haha strange just ask about when you get to the town you are flying to! drugs are everywhere now within pubs/bars

  • @NitschkeStore
    @NitschkeStore 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Do incoming people forget that a country has the right to refuse entry into the country? Arguing with customs isnt going to help you.

  • @pyromanci2736
    @pyromanci2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    16:50 that agent is so keen on getting somebody he ignored what the man said a few moment ago. He did coke there, but not in UK. to turn around and say he said nothing....Dispite not believing the man myself about the "not in uk" line. That agent is having a power trip.

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Anyone else trying to figure out who the celebrity chef 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳 is?

  • @Skumberg74
    @Skumberg74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @17:18 Pulls out like 50 cd's and dvd's, wow that's a blast from the past, life before flashdrives and streaming :)

  • @Wlodek1410
    @Wlodek1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DANGER TV thank you for that series, i love it ✌🏻

  • @BluePhoenix2013
    @BluePhoenix2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Here in the states (even if you DON'T have anything illegal) you can get arrested for repeatedly cussing & yelling at customs officers, happened to a friend of mine he actually got 6 months for doing that (it's called disorderly conduct)

    • @dogloverjb6873
      @dogloverjb6873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      good...there is no reason to be disrespectful to the agents...they are just doing their jobs. I wish the US would do as good of a job as Canada does.

    • @BluePhoenix2013
      @BluePhoenix2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dogloverjb6873 hell no that jail space can be used for more serious crimes not no damn cussing

    • @mrknotthall
      @mrknotthall ปีที่แล้ว

      As it should be

    • @bobjacobson858
      @bobjacobson858 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BluePhoenix2013 Perhaps, but then there should at least be a hefty fine for such behaviour.

    • @lordraydens
      @lordraydens ปีที่แล้ว

      or we can build more jails@@BluePhoenix2013

  • @e-maginethise-t3935
    @e-maginethise-t3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Their definition of "fight" is different than mine. Lol.

  • @MsJerkinbabe
    @MsJerkinbabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Sorry for these people having to deal with rude difficult people. This happens to me a lot with nurses being rude and especially patients being so nasty.

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Part of the job. Working with the general public what do you expect

    • @leonieperreault2895
      @leonieperreault2895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No matter the job in customer service this happens...a lot of people are just impatient and don't understand. Pretty sure the people we see rude in these videos might be rude to other people working in the customer service industry.

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your gorgeous

    • @MsJerkinbabe
      @MsJerkinbabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ĸaιne I expect people to be respectful human being and not rude like you. Everyone deserve respect especially someone who care after you. I know I work with the public but no body deserve being yelled at, punched at, kicked at. So think about that.

    • @MsJerkinbabe
      @MsJerkinbabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tay more Crooks thank you for that.

  • @saucy05
    @saucy05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The smugglers are gonna have nightmares about those dogs.

  • @hildielover
    @hildielover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This show is the first time I've seen someone arrested without cuffs involved....wow

    • @13outsidecenter13
      @13outsidecenter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happens all the time in other countries. So strange because in the USA you can get cuffed BEFORE they arrest you.

    • @13outsidecenter13
      @13outsidecenter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @graham moore They cant run away in a squad car or the police station or in prison either but damn if they aint handcuffed there.

  • @elwyn5150
    @elwyn5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She's got man-sized hands, which makes me think of that Seinfeld episode.

  • @AnnetteMendoza18
    @AnnetteMendoza18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If this was filmed in America it would of shown there faces🤣

  • @Kenny-ut6he
    @Kenny-ut6he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Couple should be given a drug test lady was obviously high on something

  • @SuperNovaHeights_
    @SuperNovaHeights_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Please leave innocent drug smugglers alone. They’re just trying to earn some cash. Plus I need my coke at the weekends

  • @shashaguled8826
    @shashaguled8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dogs doing amazing job even better then machine 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @grdubro
    @grdubro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Isn't every handluggage controlled when u just enter the airport like how did they get that through security control

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're people coming into the country. The UK has no control over the checks carried out at the departure airport.
      That's why customs is focused on people coming *into* the country.

    • @grdubro
      @grdubro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@literate-aside I know but I've never been to an airport where they didn't check the handluggage so what I'm trying to say is that it's strange they weren't caught when they left from wherever

    • @Plancaster100
      @Plancaster100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grdubro i thought the same, i never got onto a plane without my bag being scanned. And would you not see 6 big tubes like that...

  • @kennyhudson5263
    @kennyhudson5263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dogs are a man's best friend, but cats don't tell the police where the drugs are.

  • @callmecarmella
    @callmecarmella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am always amazed at how patient the British authorities are. They don’t play that in The States. You start acting up in any way, shape or form they will handle you.

  • @Woe_YT
    @Woe_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why these are so fantastic to watch.

  • @Grafiktwilight84
    @Grafiktwilight84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just 6 bricks....that's all.
    "It was planted! That isn't ours"
    Me: rolls eyes....sure lady.

    • @Grafiktwilight84
      @Grafiktwilight84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wareagle86 she said someone put it in their bag, and that it wasn't theirs. I hardly would believe them.

    • @jan22150
      @jan22150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Grafiktwilight84 I would have giving her the benefit of the doubt. And then arrest her.

  • @vanessafurlough9321
    @vanessafurlough9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Custody suite......it sounds so sweet!

  • @Made.Responsively
    @Made.Responsively 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "My heart was pumping"... The dude must be human.

  • @janinethompson346
    @janinethompson346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moral of the story is "don't break the friggin law" !!!!

  • @dombridges01
    @dombridges01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Toothbrush guy should have just said he used it in Thailand

  • @stevencagney5505
    @stevencagney5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The couple at the start.
    At 4:32 the girl is wearing a white skirt. Some seconds later she’s wearing jeans..

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How

    • @gamerguy9066
      @gamerguy9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many of them change when they get off the flight

    • @newlifenowife3522
      @newlifenowife3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she s an escort .....she can undress in milliseconds..