This stream hurt my esscence of being. I just dropped by (originally for like a minute) but was instantly captivated by the abomination of this. I dont understand. I was more invested in this race than I've ever been in football or any other sport. It was tense, had suspence, and was an absolute abomination of a masterpiece that I was cursed to see go live. PURE CONTENT
This was the best comeback story I’ve ever seen, 10/10 “Artistic dialogue, lovable characters and character development, and a shining story of how you can be anything when you work your hardest.”
Me: sees the cover of the video Also me: you have my curiosity Fail: "When I think of FAST, ya know what doesn't come to mind? Flesh. Fur, blood, mortal limits" Me: *but now you have my attention*
Didn’t you hear when it came out that it was such a big hit because it looked so good and it plays so well? Not even a joke it was a huge hit and everyone was talking about it
Nope, it has been confirmed that the character in the car universe have *ORGANS.* If lightning McQueen's front door was open his *BRAIN WOULD FALL OUT*
*sees thumbnail* "Uh, 911, I think a youtuber named Failboat might be in actual pain right now, we need an ambula- What? No, this is not a prank call I believe he is actually dying-"
"Sonic The Hedgehog has been getting too much attention lately." *Proceeds to only use Sonic music for the rest of the video* (I expected to get likes but jesus this is too much?? ty??)
“Sonic the Hedgehog has been getting too much attention lately.” Yeah, sorry Failboat. I got a Sonic ad in the middle of the video. Does this mean I betrayed someone?
He has so much genuine emotional investment and fun in every race, it's adorable. Btw, does this game have an open-world component like Cars 1 on the PS2?
I hope so Have you played cars: maternationals Or race o Rama There's alot of cares games 2 out of five of them of correlate with movies race o Rama does involve some mater shorts My question is Does the tractor tipping minigame return
I saw the intro and i'm about to punch you, Failboat... Omg i was really expecting something different like Rivals workshop characters, but THIS is a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL!!!
Well here's the thing. The main character (despite not having lots of screen time) for the cars trilogy, is actually Guido. So in conclusion, guido has not one, not two, but three movies!
Quick silver: Lvl 10 Noob Lightning Mcdonalds: Level 25 Racer Flash: LVL 50 madman Sonic: Lvl 100 Legend Guido: Dad when he found out mom was pregnant.
"Who would Win in a fight to the death: Big Rigs Mack or Sonic Force Guido?" The most epic anime scene of all time since the Corey in the house crossover with Raven.
I would've never guessed that the best rivalry in video game history would be Guido and Mack. This is better than Lucina and Peppa Pig. (NOT A JOKE BTW-)
4:50 I was watching while drinking and typing with my laptop, I almost spit out my drink all of it. “Sonic gets to much spotlight” proceeds to use sonic music throughout the video
*_Guido is tired of doing just pit stops. He now has gone Ultra Instinct and will rival Lightning, Jackson Storm and Chick Hicks COMBINED on the racetrack_*
“Try and pull me over, cops! Pulling over is HOW I DRIVE!” Cop: Hello, sir. Are you aware you were driving 30 miles over the speed limit? Lightning McQueen: *shimmies away*
Remember:
Mess with Guido, you get the beato.
Also wasnt sonic who an episode in AOSTH?
That's guido MISTA
Ngl he even got a gun
Guido be vibing
Guido is Speedo
Truly a god, Mack is just a peasant.
@Jordan Tillman The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the origin of the PINGAS.
Ah, yes. The redemption arc where he defeated the demon lord Mack and earned first place. Best part of the anime.
But then the rival Arvy came back and got revenge
Greetings fellow waddle fren
This stream hurt my esscence of being. I just dropped by (originally for like a minute) but was instantly captivated by the abomination of this. I dont understand. I was more invested in this race than I've ever been in football or any other sport. It was tense, had suspence, and was an absolute abomination of a masterpiece that I was cursed to see go live. PURE CONTENT
*PIN THIS MAN!*
YES SAME
This was the best comeback story I’ve ever seen, 10/10 “Artistic dialogue, lovable characters and character development, and a shining story of how you can be anything when you work your hardest.”
Everyone gangster till someone does a cars 3 nuzlocke.
Everyone gangster till lightning McQueen mcdied
@@lechezz2458 everyone gangster until Guido-in-a-speedo died
Everyone gangster until Mack takes the victory snac.
Everyone gangsta till Arvy takes the SacrifArvy
Everybody gangsta til Guido gets yeeto
"the *G U I D O T O R P E D O"*
Idk why but that line killed me
Guido is very deadly.
(9:55 is what you're looking for.)
Honestly Dr. Damage and Rambulance would be great names for doctors who are part-time wrestlers
*dr. feel bad*
I'm pretty sure he actually is a wrestler.
Me: sees the cover of the video
Also me: you have my curiosity
Fail: "When I think of FAST, ya know what doesn't come to mind? Flesh. Fur, blood, mortal limits"
Me: *but now you have my attention*
Face the Big Macc
That’s really all that i can say it hasn’t premiered yet
MagicMods I want you to take that Macc comment McBacc
(Jk I loved it)
69th like
Face the big Mac get the big smacc
“He put the peed in speed”
Failboat-2020
“You know what they say. You mess with the Guido, you get the beato”
Failboat:
Mack: I'm about to end this forklift's whole career.
Haha funny car game
Wait this actually looks fun what
Edd Harr I can imagine having a party with friends and ending the party with none because of the competitive nature of this- *thing*
Same. Might get it at some point.
Didn’t you hear when it came out that it was such a big hit because it looked so good and it plays so well? Not even a joke it was a huge hit and everyone was talking about it
Lol not the second-from-the-top comment I was expecting!
Puny mortals, ive had this since 2017. *anime laugh*
"And so lightning mcqueen lightning mcdied"
More like *_I_* lightning mcdied
This video gives me life but the thumbnail takes it all away
i feel the same way
Reminded me of a cars sonic kids video
4:42
"I was sellin' out to *FREEDOM!!"*
*laughs in American*
_Lightning McQueen should be a vehicle in the next Sonic Racing game_
-Wait, wouldn't that mean Sonic would be inside McQueen-
He already is.
Thumbnail shows how
I see you everywhere Christopher
hey Chris, ever heard of AGES? legends says that Manic is inside the car/jet/boat
Nope, it has been confirmed that the character in the car universe have *ORGANS.* If lightning McQueen's front door was open his *BRAIN WOULD FALL OUT*
9:50 the editing throughout all of this was OUTSTANDING WHY IS A GAME LIKE THIS SO GOOD
YOU GOTTA DO MORE THIS IS CONTENT
"and so lightning McQueen lightning mcdied"
Spoken like a true man
Lightning McQueen ate some Lightning McDonald's.
1:04-2:01-4:42-5:42 And he went to lightning mc Wal-Mart! Trust me its rly funny.:3
Yes
“And so lightning mcqueen lightning mcdied”
I died laughing
:D
“So lightning mcqueen lightning mcdied”
IM DEAD.
Vicinitrix Mcdead
EmblemBlade9
D:
*mcnugget*
You mean
MCDEAD
@@monsterofmercury no
4:51 now I can’t unsee it
failboat thinking to make this video:
2017: nope
2018: definitly not
2019: no
2020: definitly yeah
6:47 “Ahh the Midnight run. We ain’t going to McDonalds though, no, we’re going to heLLO Dr. Damage, get ready to get smacked around-“
*sees thumbnail*
"Uh, 911, I think a youtuber named Failboat might be in actual pain right now, we need an ambula- What? No, this is not a prank call I believe he is actually dying-"
TheYellowPeridot DR. DAMAGE
@@notchpoodles5864 *RAMBULANCE*
Edd Harr BEEDO BEEDO WII U WII U
كمية خغص~~
Sonic: I'm the fastest thing alive.
Guido: Hold my Pit Stop
Sonic: I’m the fastest thing alive
Guido: hold my motor oil
guido:
tieni il mio olio motore
Everyone like this comment so failboat can see this
Mario kart: *Is best driving game*
Driven to win: Hold my beer
The virgin "Mamma Mia" VS the chad "Ka-chow!"
you made a whole video out of this in less than a day I can’t tell if I’m impressed or disappointed
Has not happened yet
Disappressed.
One good run of the heart of the cars
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRIVE
Looks like McQueen was eating Sonic's dust before actually eating Sonic in that thumbnail.
You're saying McQueen bit za dusto?
Melvin T-P lol yes
4:51 this could have been the thumbnail
Ok this is cool but why isn’t Guido in the thumbnail he’s the main character
Anteater Sr he is the main character of the entire cars series he’s the main character of cars 12 and 3 but sadly in cars 100 guido dies 😔
He's so epic we couldn't handle it if he was in the thumbnail.
TheCrazedPotato Man fair point
Because lightning mc queen is evil. Guido would never eat an animal
@Jordan Tillman it wasn't a joke but ok
9:24
“All toasters, toast toast!”
"Sonic The Hedgehog has been getting too much attention lately."
*Proceeds to only use Sonic music for the rest of the video*
(I expected to get likes but jesus this is too much?? ty??)
Gabi444 I agree. But I still like it
Gabi444 Also when I clicked on the video, the sonic trailer popped up
I approve of it
Damn,took the words right out of my mouth
Gabi444 what are you talking about it’s clearly the cars ost you uncultured swine
"Cars 4, Driven to sin."
“Sonic the Hedgehog has been getting too much attention lately.”
Yeah, sorry Failboat. I got a Sonic ad in the middle of the video. Does this mean I betrayed someone?
Nah you're good m8.
That’s ironic.
wait what?
Depends on what kind of sonic it was
Yes
Failboat: makes one mistake
Mack: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
Mack: wait do I hear boss music
Guido: *speeds as fast as sonic*
He has so much genuine emotional investment and fun in every race, it's adorable.
Btw, does this game have an open-world component like Cars 1 on the PS2?
I hope so
Have you played cars: maternationals
Or race o Rama
There's alot of cares games 2 out of five of them of correlate with movies race o Rama does involve some mater shorts
My question is
Does the tractor tipping minigame return
...
I had the Xbox version of the game... so many memories!
No open world for the game sadly.
Sadly no
I loved when he said "How do they have guns and more specifically how do I get one"
This game looking fun ngl might actually get it
All the cars games are actually like amazing like without any good reason
Cars and mater nationals made up alot of my childhood
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ cars 2 and cars race o rama made up my childhood. Also the ds games
@@miletilblight2181 same also the 1st cars video game is epic
@@miletilblight2181 cars 2 is bittersweet
This game looks exactly like the Disney infinity race mechanics plastered on fancier backgrounds
Are we going to talk about how he’s getting worked up over a cars game
Just realize people get worked up over an italian man dying in a car
Alternate title: Insane man plays a game about cars with eyes mauling each other to death for a living
Sonic: The fastest person/hedgehog in the world
Guido: I'm about to end this hedgehog's whole career
Guido: Sto per porre fine all'intera carriera di questo riccio
6:15 For Guido's special, he wields a gun.
Sonic: I'm the fastest alive
Lightning mcqueen: Hold my motor oil
Guido: Hold my power socket
I saw the intro and i'm about to punch you, Failboat... Omg i was really expecting something different like Rivals workshop characters, but THIS is a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL!!!
Guido is the new Sonic. He needs to have his own movie
Ah yes. The legendary Cars spinoff.
*LITTLE FORKLIFT THINGS.*
Well here's the thing. The main character (despite not having lots of screen time) for the cars trilogy, is actually Guido. So in conclusion, guido has not one, not two, but three movies!
"Pee in speed"
*Failboat* -2020
I’m actually insulted at how good this game looks
Darkridoom most of the Cars games are surprisingly good, even if I wasn’t a fan of the franchise, I’d love the games
We need more cars stuff lmao I would love if he completed the rest of game that would be hilarious
0:49
"Yeah, this is feelin' pretty good."
"*HOW DO THEY HAVE GUNS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW DO I GET ONE?*"
9:30 my favorite moment in all of anime
Watching this made me buy this game on the eShop for 10 bucks.
I hope you’re proud of yourself
That thumbnail of lightning McQueen eating Sonic Jesus that curse XD
Guido: *Faster than Sonic and Lightning McQueen combined.*
Kirb: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
I’m early, but I don’t have a good joke...
I guess I’m too slow.
LOL
If you don’t get a heart for this comment, I’ll loose all faith in Failboat.
Crown Gamer We’ll have to see.
yeetus vanitas
f r i c
Quick silver: Lvl 10 Noob
Lightning Mcdonalds: Level 25 Racer
Flash: LVL 50 madman
Sonic: Lvl 100 Legend
Guido: Dad when he found out mom was pregnant.
Ah yes, my favorite:
*Lightning eating Sonic*
Vore
I like how Fail disses on Sonic, then proceeds to use a Sonic song 3 minutes later in editing.
"Who would Win in a fight to the death: Big Rigs Mack or Sonic Force Guido?"
The most epic anime scene of all time since the Corey in the house crossover with Raven.
Lightning: ahh!
You: oh we skilled lightning bro lightning did not expect that one
“You mess with the Guido you get the beato” -failboat 2020
Waiting on the sequel. This is still probably one of my favourite videos you've ever made
"I kind of tough you were better then this" (Mack: 2020) 5:00
Guido the Car.
"Gotto go Speedo!"
"Who's your daddy, Guido?"
6:53
*More Like Dr. Brain damage.*
Because you Used weapons on him many times, i made this stupid joke.
I like how the title is "Sonic WHO??" yet all I hear is Sonic music lol
In the beginning he used mario music
actually true
I mean yea but
He also used Halo Music
Ikr so weird
I love how he was playing cars, but the entire time the video was going he had sonic music playing.
When I was younger, I imagined the fastest characters all competing in a huge race.
As a Guido main, I’d say this is impeccable gameplay.
I love how he stopped all talking as he saw Guido. He knew he found the S tier character.
Car with gun?
*YOU'RE IN FOR SOME FUN*
I don't think I've seen Failboat as invested in a game as this one
Sonic : nooooo stop
Lightning McQueen: we must feast
Mater : *it's time to consume*
So Sonic lightning mcdied
Everyone gangsta till the cars get miniguns
Failboat: Guido is Speedo!
Me: *watching this in a Speedo* hm?
Lightning McQueen voring Sonic the Hedgehog is not something I thought I would see on today's thumbnail..... XD
"3 minutes ago"
*Sonic speed*
*An interview for a job with failboat*
Person: So what makes you available for this job
Fail:I beaten Mack in Cars 3 racing game
Man, Nintendo really got him on this one.
I would've never guessed that the best rivalry in video game history would be Guido and Mack. This is better than Lucina and Peppa Pig. (NOT A JOKE BTW-)
8:53 An accurate representation of every Mario Kart Race ever
ah yes time to see the new episode of my favorite anime.
10 minutes and 30 seconds later,: *GUIDOOO*
I was selling out to *FREEDOM*
Lightning McQueen gets into smash
"For his neutral special he wields a GUN"
This game looks legit fun wth
4:50 I was watching while drinking and typing with my laptop, I almost spit out my drink all of it.
“Sonic gets to much spotlight” proceeds to use sonic music throughout the video
Me: Yes I'm early
My Mum: Bed in a min
Me:
When he said “that game sucks” at the end my phone went to the Home Screen at the perfect time
Guido is the ultimate life form
LightningMcQueen and Arvy don’t stand a chance against this chad
no shadow is the ultimate life form
Failboat:goes fast and bounces off the wall and crashes into lightning.
Lightning mcqueen:AAA
1:40 Lightning McQueen dies
*_Guido is tired of doing just pit stops. He now has gone Ultra Instinct and will rival Lightning, Jackson Storm and Chick Hicks COMBINED on the racetrack_*
1:07
RIP
The worst part about this? He said Bi-Annual. And 2 years later, lo and behold he did it again.
Rusteeze, use it to bleach your eyes after watching this video!
“Try and pull me over, cops! Pulling over is HOW I DRIVE!”
Cop: Hello, sir. Are you aware you were driving 30 miles over the speed limit?
Lightning McQueen: *shimmies away*