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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THE COLORADO COUNTY CLERK!!! 😂😂😂 Her arrest video where she goes Karen level 100 and then the judge giving her the verdict (and calling her a charlatan!) is literally the funniest thing ever!
THE BEST officer comeback I heard on a body cam was when a Kevin was getting arrested and he tells the officer, "do you know who MY FATHER is?" And the officer, without skipping a beat, says, "No. Did your mom fail to tell you?" 🤣🤣🤣 I near fell out of my damn chair!!
It hasn't waned in its relevancy, after all. People are still fucking around, and people are still finding out. FAFO rates have not only stayed steady, but they have been on the rise in recent years.
Near the end, the way she's wailing and crying and whimpering sounds almost exactly like when I have to put my cat in his carrier and take him to the vet. "This is what they're doing a law-abiding kittizen! A good boy! A father and grandfather that I could've been! A teacher on the importance of not sleeping! A therapist who will step on your bladder and tits! This is barkommunism!!! HELP!!!" Except he's adorable and my heart breaks for him the whole way even as I laugh, while I can *only* laugh at her entitlement and trying sooooo hard to be a martyr 😂
Ok, I don't normally say this, but I love this cop. When they said 'we're going to post all of this to facebook' and he was just like 'yeah, go ahead, that's fine' and they got even angrier. This is making my day.
When she said "my son's a state trooper" I was just begging for someone to say something like "as if making yourself look this stupid isn't bad enough, now you want to drag your sons professional reputation down with you"
The church too. She was screaming "bring everybody from church" . I wouldn't want my son or my congregation knowing, let alone seeing me act a fool like this.
she was baaanking on some kind of corruption, like having a state trooper for a son means shes exempt from laws. or that praying every sunday means she can do whatever she wants lol. god will just forgive me cus i told him to! cus i sit in this building every sunday! nothing about being a good human being, nope, so unrelated
As someone who majored in sociology in college, THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING CAPITALISM AND COMMUNISM OMG ITS SO ANNOYING HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T FUNDAMENTALLY UNDERSTAND OUR SOCIETY
Same here! So tired of people referring to anything they don't like/perceive as being even slightly to the left of their political beliefs as "marxism" or "communism"
This! Communism has been turned into a buzzword for ANYTHING that remotely promotes change and let’s not forget the “fascist Marxist communists” that are apparently all around us too 😂 If that’s the case then I wonder when I’ll be able to ride a flying unicorn to work…since you know..they don’t exist 😂
Swoop PLEEAASE do a reaction to the Colorado County Clerk !!! Her arrest video is Karen Level 1000 and then the judge reads her for filttthhh when he reaches a verdict and calls her a charlatan and tells her she has all the privilege and it is hilarious. She even has the typical Karen cut. 😂 😂😂 you’re gonna love it!! Please
I wonder if Sheriff Grady know he got a whole fan club out here. I want no parts of Florida, but if I had to go, Polk County would be it.@itwasmedionysus
@@itwasmedionysus I like him too, but sometimes he gets too close to the line of tainting the jury pool for me. But again, you can tell he’s a good man.
Last time someone challenged me on the "if I were your mother I'd be ashamed" I told them if my mother were your mother you'd be better dressed, better looking and better behaved.
He told Doreen to move cus she was still on restaurant property. He told her she could stand on the sidewalk but not where she was.. because it was restaurant property and they'd asked her to leave too.
I'll point out that the lizard is almost assuredly okay. Arboreal lizards can fall pretty far distances without harm. Source: I keep crested geckos which have fallen from heights of 5-10 feet (in general, not mine) and are just fine.
When you were talking the hypothetical scenario, my husband(who normally doesn't listen to what im watching) chimed in without hesitation with "oh prison, IF he is one of the lucky ones!". This is the mind-blowingly sad scary ass world we live in! 😢
Petition to make the plural noun for a group of Karens (like gaggle of geese) to be an audacity. "Oh look, a whole audacity showed up to confront the police about doing their job."
If I were to gamble, I'd bet that she's a "life coach" or "holistic therapist" ie someone completely unregulated by any state boards without actual clinical certifications. And if she were actually a therapist/counsellor/psychologist there's a 100% chance her license to practice would be suspended by state boards/the APA due to this episode
I spent the last day binge watching Swoop Too and now I'm completely HOOKED. Every time you said "Just let her go" I would reply "LOCK HER UP". Excellent video!!! DAMN, if they can guarantee that people like this would not be there, I'd definitely frequent that establishment!!!
I can assure you most people who call things communist do not know what the word means. In my area plastic bags have been banned and we legally have to charge for paper bags. At work I often have people either saying i am a communist bc the company makes me charge for bags or say the whole idea of charging for bags is communist
Swoop, your "Oh no, whatever will they do..." speech with the zooming has me howling. Husband had to come see what was so funny and he is now cackling, too.
how _DARE_ TH-cam hide a new Swoop video from me for an entire hour how frickin *_DARE_* they edit: I just realized that this is a second channel to which I wasn't (yet) subscribed, so it's not really YT's fault _STILL,_ THOUGH >:(
Omg I’ve never seen you without your colorful hair! Always gorgeous! Am I allowed to compliment you on how beautiful your natural hair is, from one curly girl to another? ❤
My father is a sheriffs deputy and my husband is a k9 handler for a near by PD - never in my life would I even remotely consider pulling that card. 1) the officers don’t really care 2) trying to use entitlement only makes it worse on yourself. If you made a mistake, YOU have to deal with the consequences
If anything, her telling the cops her son is a State Trooper probably explained a lot to them 😂 everyone I've talked to that has worked with them talks about how much of a pain in the ass they are.
Not to be contrary, but I bet the business was pretty happy the police handle this kind of thing. But really, if people didn’t act this way, no tax payer money would ever be spent on it.
They were telling Dori she couldn't be on the private property of the business or in the road way & told her to stay on the side walk. And you can't get close enough to interfere with the arrest or you will get arrested for obstructing so don't be obnoxious when you watch or record an arrest.
I found your channel during the Colleen Ballinger "Toxic gossip train" debacle and I'm so glad I did. Every time I see a new video of yours I can't click fast enough. Keep up the great work Swoop. You are cherished and adored. Sending love from Los Angeles 💜💛
I never realized how much I needed something this ridiculous in my day. I legitimately cracked a wider smile every time this woman went off and finally linked a friend.
22:52 This is a perfect example of people from: FL, NJ, NY, CA Yes, I work in customer service. This happens on the daily. Entitlement, victimhood, etc.
Swoop and this cop are on form!!! 😂😂😂 i swear i nearly died from lack of breath i was laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 "my mother wouldn't act that way"! Savage! 😂❤🎉👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏
I love Karen stories, bonus when we get the actual story and not just the video. Thank you! :) You might enjoy doing some Sov Cit stories as well, talk about nutter butters 🤣🤣
Why does she look so great with blue or purple hair?!? I’m so jealous she can pull it off! I love all her content , if this is your first time seeing her she has 2 channels & both are great!
This is obviously a pattern for this woman! Having been married to a Florida deputy and the daughter of an investigator I never used them. The only time I got a break is when I got pulled over and my young daughter yelled out the officers first name 🤦🏼♀️. They still got on my case and told her dad.🤣
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THE COLORADO COUNTY CLERK!!! 😂😂😂 Her arrest video where she goes Karen level 100 and then the judge giving her the verdict (and calling her a charlatan!) is literally the funniest thing ever!
Alright butttt June's Journey is actually very fun 😳 /lh /gen
I can't count how many times your sassypants responses made me laugh until my stomach hurt. I freaking love you
Im pretty sure Emily d baker still says that @1:30 lol
@@RumiNyxoh she for sure does 😂 all the time. I love it 😂
A group of Karens is called a complaint.
No, it's a homeowner's association
Stooooooop, I cannot 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I love how they go "We're not coming back 🤬" like, okay. please don't, that sounds great.
Or in this case… a “whine”.
“My mother wouldn’t act like that ma’am” 😂😂😂😂
Literally JUST opened the comments and saw this as he said that line! 😂 I am cackling!
Bro AAAAAATE i literally shouted out loud when he said that 😭😭
THE BEST officer comeback I heard on a body cam was when a Kevin was getting arrested and he tells the officer, "do you know who MY FATHER is?" And the officer, without skipping a beat, says, "No. Did your mom fail to tell you?" 🤣🤣🤣 I near fell out of my damn chair!!
😂😂😂 ohhh my God!!!😂😂😂
I’m stealing that!!
@@lady.leo12 oh my godddd
That’s gold!!! Pure comedy gold!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally just started the video but I am already DYING at the, "ARREST ME! DO IT!!!" immediately followed by "HOW DARE YOU ACTUALLY ARREST ME?!?"
Literally asked for it 😂
I came just hoping I wouldn't be the first to think this! 😂
Shocked Pikachu meme as a person fr
@@sourgreendolly7685 the audacity of them to follow through 💀
@@Eddysig literally her: 😮
Do we still say fuck around and find out? Yes, absolutely, it is ingrained in the lexicon of me and everyone that I know.
Same here
Eloquently said ❤
It hasn't waned in its relevancy, after all. People are still fucking around, and people are still finding out. FAFO rates have not only stayed steady, but they have been on the rise in recent years.
The officer definitely works security at Petty University and I'm here for it😂😂😂
8:51 “I don’t do requests” 😂 I love this officer
Probably not the first time he’s said it, I bet.
Near the end, the way she's wailing and crying and whimpering sounds almost exactly like when I have to put my cat in his carrier and take him to the vet. "This is what they're doing a law-abiding kittizen! A good boy! A father and grandfather that I could've been! A teacher on the importance of not sleeping! A therapist who will step on your bladder and tits! This is barkommunism!!! HELP!!!" Except he's adorable and my heart breaks for him the whole way even as I laugh, while I can *only* laugh at her entitlement and trying sooooo hard to be a martyr 😂
Kittizen took me out 😂 I love this comment so much
💀 the visual of her being put in the cop car like a cat being put in their kitty crate is hilarious. LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m crying laughing so hard at this comment. Omg, that glimpse of the workings of your brain was fabulous. Please NEVER change. 😂
Ok, I don't normally say this, but I love this cop. When they said 'we're going to post all of this to facebook' and he was just like 'yeah, go ahead, that's fine' and they got even angrier. This is making my day.
Hes one of the handfull of cops i appreciate. The ones actually trying to make change/doing their job. We need those people.
"Why is this happening in public?!?"
....because you had a meltdown in public?🤨
When she said "my son's a state trooper" I was just begging for someone to say something like "as if making yourself look this stupid isn't bad enough, now you want to drag your sons professional reputation down with you"
"That's impressive considering you raised him"
@@SLTheOneAndAwesome19 😂😂😂
The church too. She was screaming "bring everybody from church" . I wouldn't want my son or my congregation knowing, let alone seeing me act a fool like this.
she was baaanking on some kind of corruption, like having a state trooper for a son means shes exempt from laws. or that praying every sunday means she can do whatever she wants lol. god will just forgive me cus i told him to! cus i sit in this building every sunday! nothing about being a good human being, nope, so unrelated
As someone who majored in sociology in college, THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING CAPITALISM AND COMMUNISM OMG ITS SO ANNOYING HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T FUNDAMENTALLY UNDERSTAND OUR SOCIETY
Same here! So tired of people referring to anything they don't like/perceive as being even slightly to the left of their political beliefs as "marxism" or "communism"
This! Communism has been turned into a buzzword for ANYTHING that remotely promotes change and let’s not forget the “fascist Marxist communists” that are apparently all around us too 😂 If that’s the case then I wonder when I’ll be able to ride a flying unicorn to work…since you know..they don’t exist 😂
"My mother wouldn't act like that😎."
Nuff said ☠️🤣
Swoop PLEEAASE do a reaction to the Colorado County Clerk !!! Her arrest video is Karen Level 1000 and then the judge reads her for filttthhh when he reaches a verdict and calls her a charlatan and tells her she has all the privilege and it is hilarious. She even has the typical Karen cut. 😂 😂😂 you’re gonna love it!! Please
I kinda want to see her takes on officer grady. Tbh if I lived in FL he might be the only thing that made me feel safe-ish
I wonder if Sheriff Grady know he got a whole fan club out here. I want no parts of Florida, but if I had to go, Polk County would be it.@itwasmedionysus
Oh that would be amazing & the sentencing!
@@itwasmedionysus
I like him too, but sometimes he gets too close to the line of tainting the jury pool for me. But again, you can tell he’s a good man.
"My son is a State Trooper!", and I bet he is super proud of you right now!🤦♀️
my online class can wait im watching this instead LOLLL
I should be studying. Instead I'm watching swoop sass. Worth.
Last time someone challenged me on the "if I were your mother I'd be ashamed" I told them if my mother were your mother you'd be better dressed, better looking and better behaved.
"I'll tell how it's really gonna go. We're not coming back!"
oh sweetie....did that sound like some kind of serve in your head?
I doubt they'd be allowed back, lol!
He told Doreen to move cus she was still on restaurant property. He told her she could stand on the sidewalk but not where she was.. because it was restaurant property and they'd asked her to leave too.
I'll point out that the lizard is almost assuredly okay. Arboreal lizards can fall pretty far distances without harm. Source: I keep crested geckos which have fallen from heights of 5-10 feet (in general, not mine) and are just fine.
That PLAP though 😆
that's great to know!
6:43 "wholegrain, sugarfree audacity" - I love that! 😂
hear hear! swoop force me to stop drinking pepsi 24/7 challenge xD
I suggest they be called a Conniption of Karens.
@@selinesbeau lmao that’s a good one
When you were talking the hypothetical scenario, my husband(who normally doesn't listen to what im watching) chimed in without hesitation with "oh prison, IF he is one of the lucky ones!". This is the mind-blowingly sad scary ass world we live in! 😢
Petition to make the plural noun for a group of Karens (like gaggle of geese) to be an audacity. "Oh look, a whole audacity showed up to confront the police about doing their job."
Between “I don’t do requests” , “my mother wouldn’t act like that” and “I don’t misbehave” GET HIM A COMEDY GIG
"I don't take requests" LMAO. I can't stop laughing lol. This police officer is such a legend.
8:43 "I dont do requests." 😂😂😂 Iconic!
She's a THERAPIST???????????????????????????
According to her
If I were to gamble, I'd bet that she's a "life coach" or "holistic therapist" ie someone completely unregulated by any state boards without actual clinical certifications. And if she were actually a therapist/counsellor/psychologist there's a 100% chance her license to practice would be suspended by state boards/the APA due to this episode
@@dreadwolfrisingYes. Immediately thought “in an MLM”.
@@peter_bazinet probably at the church. A “therapist” at church. You can call yourself whatever you want at church.
I spent the last day binge watching Swoop Too and now I'm completely HOOKED. Every time you said "Just let her go" I would reply "LOCK HER UP". Excellent video!!! DAMN, if they can guarantee that people like this would not be there, I'd definitely frequent that establishment!!!
Why does she sound like Gayle from Bobs Burgers!? Lol 😂
And she’s just about as insufferable 😂
Oh my goodness yes she does!!
Was just about to comment the same thing. 😂 Who knew there was a real life Gayle out there!
omgggggg where’s mr business
Yes!!! I knew I heard it before but couldn't say where!
I can assure you most people who call things communist do not know what the word means. In my area plastic bags have been banned and we legally have to charge for paper bags. At work I often have people either saying i am a communist bc the company makes me charge for bags or say the whole idea of charging for bags is communist
These are the same ladies that will claim gen-z and millennials are the most entitled generation
They are boomers. Gen X will never claim them. 😅
Swoop, your "Oh no, whatever will they do..." speech with the zooming has me howling. Husband had to come see what was so funny and he is now cackling, too.
Only one in the office, thanks to Milton, and Swoop has saved my afternoon!
That cop is one of the few good ones lol. "I don't take requests" "My mother would not act like that." 😂😂😂 Couldn't be his mama! Nope! ❤❤😂😂
I really don’t understand how people can be so foul and act so freaking entitled like how does that bring you joy in life
"My son is a state trooper!"
Then he's gonna be really embarrassed by you ain't he? x
how _DARE_ TH-cam hide a new Swoop video from me for an entire hour
how frickin *_DARE_* they
edit: I just realized that this is a second channel to which I wasn't (yet) subscribed, so it's not really YT's fault
_STILL,_ THOUGH >:(
“CALL MY CHURCH!!!” BITCCCHHH those clips had me rolling 😭🤌🏼😭
Omg I’ve never seen you without your colorful hair! Always gorgeous! Am I allowed to compliment you on how beautiful your natural hair is, from one curly girl to another? ❤
My father is a sheriffs deputy and my husband is a k9 handler for a near by PD - never in my life would I even remotely consider pulling that card. 1) the officers don’t really care 2) trying to use entitlement only makes it worse on yourself. If you made a mistake, YOU have to deal with the consequences
Yep. Same for me! Dad was an investigator and husband was a Deputy. It truly never occurred to me to ask for special treatment.
I wish i could attach a photo, but my cat is literally interested in this video and is watching at the tv🤣🤣
If anything, her telling the cops her son is a State Trooper probably explained a lot to them 😂 everyone I've talked to that has worked with them talks about how much of a pain in the ass they are.
There is no nice way to say this... Carol looks (& acts) like my sleep paralysis demon.
21:36 the eyeroll that came from me was so violent I got starry vision after 😂
I live for instant karma videos. Gives me energy.
I would pay good money to watch Karen and her lawyer's reactions to the body cam footage, especially of her demanding the cop arrest her.
Not to be contrary, but I bet the business was pretty happy the police handle this kind of thing. But really, if people didn’t act this way, no tax payer money would ever be spent on it.
They were telling Dori she couldn't be on the private property of the business or in the road way & told her to stay on the side walk. And you can't get close enough to interfere with the arrest or you will get arrested for obstructing so don't be obnoxious when you watch or record an arrest.
"Clump of Karens". Just wrecked me.
12 minutes ago? Everyone leave me alone. Swoop postedddd!!!
When lizard brain just wants to leave the scene... 🤣
🦎 is like yeet 😊
picturing this woman as Gayle from bob's burgers is cracking me up, she sounds just like her with the slight pitch 😂😂
The church music is SENDING ME 🤣🤣🤣
I saw someone talk about this yesterday, but I am DYING to see Swoops POV on this mess!
The officer's comments are the best lol
I found your channel during the Colleen Ballinger "Toxic gossip train" debacle and I'm so glad I did. Every time I see a new video of yours I can't click fast enough. Keep up the great work Swoop. You are cherished and adored. Sending love from Los Angeles 💜💛
27:05 the way the officer was trying to stifle his laughter after a lizard almost landed in that Karen’s hair 😂😂 I’m DONEE 💀
"I don't take requests" hit my funny button too 😂😂😂😂
i survive a hurricane in my hometown to see swoop posting about my hometown 😬
"This will go in the history books" i mean shes not technically wrong just maybe not the books lol
“My mother wouldn’t act like that mam” I love it 😂😂😂
I never realized how much I needed something this ridiculous in my day. I legitimately cracked a wider smile every time this woman went off and finally linked a friend.
I was cold so I put on my Valid hoodie and then I went on TH-cam to find something to watch and I see you JUST uploaded a minute ago lol 💜
"i wont be coming back" is such a funny threat like i would hope so ma'am hahahahahah
ugh. these entitled cows are utterly insufferable. glad some actual consequences happened this time.
You can even say... These cows are udderly insufferable.
Good one 😂
Betting money is on them being frequent Fox News watchers.
And former Cheeto supporters 😆
Hence the communism comments lol
My day is now complete! I love it when Swoop has a new video!❤ Thank you ❤
20 seconds in, I had to pause and take a breath bc she already was in my nerves
The one time the cops are totally cool with vids being posted online lol
22:52
This is a perfect example of people from:
FL, NJ, NY, CA
Yes, I work in customer service. This happens on the daily.
Entitlement, victimhood, etc.
"We're gonna post everything on FACEBOOK"
I could have guessed their age just by reading the story tbh hahahaha
19:05 OMGGGG something about the quality of that echo FEELS SO GOOD ayo ASD chat where you at??? Who up sound stimming to echoey SWOOP?
Not Swoop with the 1993 “Obsession” commercial for Karen’s. “Just let her gooooo”😂😂😂😂 MA’AM
The church clip and the lizard killed me. Literally laughing out loud.
As a proud Floridian, we DO NOT CLAIM HER!!!
I came for Swoop. I stayed for Swoop. I got bonus with this editing!
"A police-MAN." Cracked me up 😊
She needs thoughts and prayers from the whole congregation 😂
Not "bring everyone from church!" lmaooooooo
Loving the purple moment 🤩 You're beautiful inside and out Swoop. Thanks for all the content you put out 😊
Swoop and this cop are on form!!! 😂😂😂 i swear i nearly died from lack of breath i was laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 "my mother wouldn't act that way"! Savage! 😂❤🎉👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏
I love Karen stories, bonus when we get the actual story and not just the video. Thank you! :)
You might enjoy doing some Sov Cit stories as well, talk about nutter butters 🤣🤣
“I don’t want to do this in public!” 5 minutes later “I have been asking to go to a public place!” 😂
15:16 it's giving "What is the crime here? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?"
Your whole “Just let her go.” segment sent meeee!!!🤣🤣🤣👏🏾✨👏🏾
I would die of embarrassment if my church knew I was arrested for trespassing.
Minute 16:56 is why I love you so much. Your sense of humor is unmatched 🤣🤣🤣
I was asking myself during this "what to you call a group of Karens?" Then you said "Clump." 😂 Hallelujah Suspool! We figured it out 🤣
" this will go in the history books" I literally spat out my water 😅
Why does she look so great with blue or purple hair?!? I’m so jealous she can pull it off! I love all her content , if this is your first time seeing her she has 2 channels & both are great!
6:56 hardly made it in the video and the skit of you asking yourself to leave 😂
swoop: i’m going to need you to leav-
swoop 2: No.
The collective noun for Karens is a Komplaint I believe :)
She asked why this is happening in public, like she isn't acting a fool in public
Posted 30 seconds ago!? Universe knows when I need a petty lessons!
This is obviously a pattern for this woman! Having been married to a Florida deputy and the daughter of an investigator I never used them. The only time I got a break is when I got pulled over and my young daughter yelled out the officers first name 🤦🏼♀️. They still got on my case and told her dad.🤣
The dude dancing around, after-shave slapping ppl is just brilliant! Mwahahahahaha!😂😂😂😂
The lizard chose self annihilation 😂💀😂💀😂💀
Totally came across this footage in a compilation a few months ago!😂 Nice to get your perspective and the full story