My bro wouldn’t drink water so I held his head under a sink, He’s loves this hydration technique so much his head is still in the sink and he hasn’t moved since !!
My friend wasn't hydrated so I threw him in a river. He loves it because he hasn't come to the surface. Update: These people called the police tried to arrest me for murder but I didn't know what they were talking about so I kindly did what I did to my friend to them.
You should say this: “If you enjoy this video, become the CEO of the Starbucks chain and change the logo to a pelican, as this really spreads the good word of my channel.”
I went to the most crowded gym in my nation and started working out very loudly....but instead of shouting reps and numbers,I started shouting"Subscribe to modest pelican gaming" and "stay sufficiently hydrated" just to spread the good word of your channel
Laying in my bed at 2am on a school night watching your videos. You reminded me to got downstairs and drink water, waking my entire family in the process.
If I'm on a deserted island instead of writing help for my own selfish needs, I'll write "subscribe to modest pelican" in the sand to spread the good word of your channel.
Amateur its bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois girl
“as he wakes up every morning with no direction while rain clouds pepper him with flavorless discontent as he keeps moving but not forward its more like circles chasing lifes tail until one day he realizes its not life tail that hes been chasing but it his own” - Modest Pelican
When one of you favourite youtubers (ModestPelican) mentions one of your favourite speedrunners (DarkViperAU): *loses all hidration through his reproductive organs*
“Meet Thiccman, a retired assassin who is looking to become the kingpin of Los Santos. These are the BOYS BOYS BOYS. And together they create a feared gang, known as the Sons of Virgins. These are their stories.” Is the best sentence to ever hear.
I binged watched your channel when I had the flu a few weeks ago. While staying sufficiently hydrated I realized I went through your GTA videos too fast. Happy to see a GTA video of yours. Hoping you can stay afloat longer than Secureteam 10.
Peli: *beats guy up for wearing a scarf with a t-shirt* Also Peli: "its cold out and i'm only wearing a t-shirt, I really should have brought a scarf with me"
@Modest Pelican Gaming - Use the bow heli-pad to land on the yacht with any heli, etc. Use the yacht as a spawn location via quick access menu and you will always spawn with a chopper available. Yacht has weapons that are specifically chosen for the Piracy Prevention yacht mission which can be either an easy 30K or a fun 30K. Instead of going for a sail boat from pegasus, call up your Captain in the phone and you can have him spawn the yacht motor boat or the yacht chopper near you.
My wife and I have been attending marriage counselling and our marriage counsellor told us this is how we save our marriage and to stay hydrated........sound good to me
But pelican im a marage counselor how can I tell my clients to watch your videos daily if you don't upload daily, surely they will get bored and get a devorce as there isn't fresh videos of yours to watch daily.
"Hi, lads and lasses Modest Pelican here with GTA online ~weird way to spread the good word of his channel~ meet thicc man a retired assassin on a mission to become the most powerful crime lord in Los Santos whilst also insuring he stays hydrated at all times. These are the bois bois bois and together they formed the fear gang known as The Sons of Virgins These are their stories. ~reload sound~ ~gunshot sound~" BRUH
Modest is the best TH-camr ever and I have watched this Hydrated pelican for ages and know I feel like the best person ever with my hydration to the max
My bro wouldn’t drink water so I held his head under a sink, He’s loves this hydration technique so much his head is still in the sink and he hasn’t moved since !!
Must be good hydrated water
I did that too! But... I’m now for some reason in prison but well worth it still ):
911 what's emergency
Mossy wow man that must be some good water
anti bully haha your name is anti bully 😂 perfect
"this guy shoots at my tesla" and he's in his mustang. I don't think modest is staying hydrated enough, he seems to be losing it
@@samwynne8588 yep
Is it a Mustang or a Chevrolet?
@@ignjames7228 mustang
Oh sry
Ok but we’re not gonna talk about how slick that play was?
My friend wasn't hydrated so I threw him in a river. He loves it because he hasn't come to the surface.
Update: These people called the police tried to arrest me for murder but I didn't know what they were talking about so I kindly did what I did to my friend to them.
Toothless the Night fury very epic
Furrys are gross
@@corneelgoethals5175 what are you on about.
@@toothlessthenightfury2088 r u deadass a furry because ur on the wrong side of TH-cam we will make fun of you over here
@Bowats667 yea I figured that out. They are Idiots
You should say this: “If you enjoy this video, become the CEO of the Starbucks chain and change the logo to a pelican, as this really spreads the good word of my channel.”
Stop selling coffee because it dehydrates you
Matthew, hydrated coffee, extra extra water and ice
@@matthewmaestas4707 less dehydrates and more water and ice
Was just drinking some water to stay hydrated and i see papa pelican just uploaded.... the day is just getting better and better
Ikr
Other than the corona virus became a panademic
imagine thinking premarital hydration is gangsta
Before you continue scrolling down, have a drink.
Stay hydrated.
thank you
you sick malacker
Tell Matthew he did a great job!
D.M ahaha 😂
No body like keep it at 69
Thank you Heather!
Dogs: bark
Cats: meow
Pelicans: HYDRATION
Me:pornhub
exactly
Hotel: trivago
Uncle: lumbago
@@ModestPelican yo whats good papa peli
I went to the most crowded gym in my nation and started working out very loudly....but instead of shouting reps and numbers,I started shouting"Subscribe to modest pelican gaming" and "stay sufficiently hydrated" just to spread the good word of your channel
Did you really do that that's awesome
I mean it helped my relationship so it should help everyone else
Hi
Laying in my bed at 2am on a school night watching your videos. You reminded me to got downstairs and drink water, waking my entire family in the process.
modest pelican: has millions of dollars
also modest pelican: YACHT
not my proudest moment
@@ModestPelican well you all ways near the water tho
Modest Pelican Gaming is that not what being rich is for?
You had to defend him when he was eating, he wasn’t even drinking stay hydrated
If I'm on a deserted island instead of writing help for my own selfish needs, I'll write "subscribe to modest pelican" in the sand to spread the good word of your channel.
thanks mate this would help me out enormously
@@ModestPelican hydrated thicc man lookin baller
Wouldn't there be enough space or would "Help" keep attention from the other text?
@@counterfeit1148 that's not the point...
@@Calv-tb1bx I know
0:15 imagine daily modest pelican vids omg that would be so cool
My frend on gta was not hydrated so I blasted him with water from a fire truck
keiren clark *friend
And after that we proceeded to play gta together
You are a true friend
I thought at 00:53 he was going to say "I stopped spitting on people because that actually does not improve the good word of my channel"
7:50 i want you to be my therapist
7:43
I started laughing pretty damn hard there and I'm not sure I stopped until the video was over.
Well done sir.
Last time I was this early I wasn’t hydrated
Aloysius O’Hair HERITIC!
YOU SINNER!
Deus Pelican
I'm always early
O my well I guess you are fresh from the air you own and now the hydration and your haircut is dope so
3:51 that was a brutal death lmaooo
*Modest Pelican Gaming:* Uploads "I deeply regret this decision"
*Me:* I deeply don't regret my decision watching this!
That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
SAM DA MAN 07 done him in there
“Meet thicc man, he is a retired assassin looking to become the most powerful crime lord of all time”
*proceeds to drink champagne through nose*
Me trying to look at the comments
TH-cam: NO
Staying hydrated by watching these videos an drinking coffee..thanks modest pelican
Thanks for always helping me with depression and giving me a good laugh
Nobody
No one
Not even a soul
Pelicans: HYDRATION
No one memes aren't funny
You have to edit your beginning! It’s now the “Bois,Bois,Bois,girl!”
Amateur its bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois boisbois bois bois bois bois bois girl
@Luke F there's a girl
Nah simp it’s the bois bois bois.
@@viperonstation. simp?
MP: Guns random NPCs down and wonders why he's not Platinum
My Parents: Is he winning?
Me: Yes.
Last time i was this early , i was a baby pelican helping hydration.
5:50 Modest Pelican is like a televangelist asking their Church to buy a "religious" private jet
LMAO DUDE SAID HE FELT LIKE DARKVIPERAU IM DEAD
Skipps well who wouldn’t want world records whilst dealing with bad RNG
Never would of guessed my two favorite GTA TH-camrs would ever come into contact
Right?
Eat ur cereal too
“as he wakes up every morning with no direction while rain clouds pepper him with flavorless discontent as he keeps moving but not forward its more like circles chasing lifes tail until one day he realizes its not life tail that hes been chasing but it his own” - Modest Pelican
I wish you uploaded more often and you really deserve 1m+ subs from your comedy
I impeach god modest pelican should be the new god, 1 he's funny stupid but wise at the same time, 2 he's a good TH-camr, 3 he's a good TH-camr.
5:19 funny enough... i got recommended DarkViperAU's video... lol
When one of you favourite youtubers (ModestPelican) mentions one of your favourite speedrunners (DarkViperAU):
*loses all hidration through his reproductive organs*
I had so much fun watching you playing gta online. I wish I had cool friends in gta too. Im tired of playing solo only to be killed by griefers smh
Lol same
Smh also
Time to pitch in lads and lasses. Papa Peli needs his superyacht
8:03 *ANYWAY* LOL
Watching your videos daily might actually make couples happy
“To be honest, I fell like a g. As useless as the g in lasagna.” - Papa Pelican the Hydrate man.
Ye, it's useless cause english speakers don't pronunce lasagna correctly, In italian G and N toghether make a very specific sound...
@ClaVaPa1 are you from Italy?
2:52 "there are several luxurious rooms"
AND A ROCKET LAUNCHER-
Modest Pelican Gaming honestly puts the “I can” in pelICAN
1:18 That guy in mustache
Evasion 100%
“Meet Thiccman, a retired assassin who is looking to become the kingpin of Los Santos. These are the BOYS BOYS BOYS. And together they create a feared gang, known as the Sons of Virgins. These are their stories.”
Is the best sentence to ever hear.
4 sentences
*paragraph*
According to pelican it's Bois Bois Bois not Boys Boys Boys
Anyone:drinks water. modest pelican:you bloody legend
you’re my favourite youtuber stay hydrated
I binged watched your channel when I had the flu a few weeks ago. While staying sufficiently hydrated I realized I went through your GTA videos too fast. Happy to see a GTA video of yours. Hoping you can stay afloat longer than Secureteam 10.
The area code “403” is for Calgary, Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 my home city
Berta represent!
7:50
Dam he showed emotion
"TOOT TOOT, EVERYONE OFF FOR HYDRATION STATION."
The fact peli said books worried me
8:50 “said every simp ever” 💀💀
Modest Pelican: Misses Ramp and hits Pole
Dark Viper: Runs Dead
7:50 - 8:04 woah i dint see that coming
Peli: *beats guy up for wearing a scarf with a t-shirt*
Also Peli: "its cold out and i'm only wearing a t-shirt, I really should have brought a scarf with me"
We need thicc thumbnails!!😭
i don't think there is a second of this video without some kind of but not really loud background music .... i love it
Never mess with 11 year olds on flying motorcycles
Have a nice corona vacation everyone
I asked my friend if he was staying hydrated he said no so I threw him in the his pool he loves it so much and he hasnt since
@Modest Pelican Gaming - Use the bow heli-pad to land on the yacht with any heli, etc. Use the yacht as a spawn location via quick access menu and you will always spawn with a chopper available. Yacht has weapons that are specifically chosen for the Piracy Prevention yacht mission which can be either an easy 30K or a fun 30K. Instead of going for a sail boat from pegasus, call up your Captain in the phone and you can have him spawn the yacht motor boat or the yacht chopper near you.
"Maddie happens to find a bunch of legends" I think you misspelled simps
Papa Peli always coming in clutch reminding me to stay hydrated.
Go to Wuhan and visit every country in 24 hours in a way that your path forms a pelican, as this spreads the good word of your channel.
My marriage counselor got me here and honestly... this is some exquisite family friendly content!
"The only way to have a happy marriage is to watch my videos daily" Well guess my marriage will fail since you don't upload daily
Oof
Idk why but ever since you added the high five scene in your intro, it looks so real like a reality show. I like it
2:46 'BoUKZ'
These are my favorite videos, they always make me smile and I’m constantly rewatching every video cuz I need more content haha
This thumnail is what my parents said about me when they kept me. But atleast I'm not acident.
My wife and I have been attending marriage counselling and our marriage counsellor told us this is how we save our marriage and to stay hydrated........sound good to me
3:28 that’s my area code lol, that’s in Canada
Modest Pelican's cycle of gta online Be Poor< Make money doing something stupid< Spend newly earned money on something even more stupid
But pelican im a marage counselor how can I tell my clients to watch your videos daily if you don't upload daily, surely they will get bored and get a devorce as there isn't fresh videos of yours to watch daily.
I am so ridiculously hydrated after watching this video. Thanks Modest Pelican.
Pelican: *Has a mini existential crisis*
Also Pelican: Also my cars Red
Tfw modest pelican uploads a gtav video as you’re watching a modest pelican gtav video
My brother named his MC in GTA Online ‚’’Lords Of Pelica”, Spead good vibes ma friend! : )
Peli to hydration is like Uncle to lumbago you can’t have one without the other
Let’s go he knows DarkViper AU
"Hi, lads and lasses Modest Pelican here with GTA online ~weird way to spread the good word of his channel~ meet thicc man a retired assassin on a mission to become the most powerful crime lord in Los Santos whilst also insuring he stays hydrated at all times. These are the bois bois bois and together they formed the fear gang known as The Sons of Virgins These are their stories. ~reload sound~ ~gunshot sound~" BRUH
You are the best Christian educational music channel you taught us how to get away with various crimes and to stay hydrated
Modest pelican I love your videos. They seem to work as a new form of hydration for me now. Keep up the great work! 👍
Your videos temporarily relieve my depression. Thank you lad.
how r u now?
I think the British forces retreating at Dunkirk is the more appropriate comparison to your situation at the beach rather than D-Day.
that smooth "step-bro what are you doing" going full "bro what are you doing" had me dying 😂😂
Sometimes I don’t even watch, I just listen to the commentary. You funny malacka
I love when my favourite youtubers talk about WW2
Modest Pelican for POTUS, Also a Teen Choice Award, Oscar, Grammy, Darwin and a Woody. Simultaneously, Breaking all barriers bro
A super yacht on Lake Burley Griffin. Ha. That's quality content.
I love how you mentioned DarkViper x
Modest is the best TH-camr ever and I have watched this Hydrated pelican for ages and know I feel like the best person ever with my hydration to the max
Currently watching this whilst enjoying a protein filled meal as well as staying efficiently hydrated throughout.
I was watching this in a act with the aux cord connected and I turned it all the way up broke my ears to papa pelican
Pelican:he shoots a rocket at my Tesla
Also pelican:drives a mustang
Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss: 7:49-8:04
I almost died of dehydration before I watched your channel (no joke)
*Now I’m a hydration god.*
little surprised no one has flipped that a to make a v.
Sometime i question crosby's seriousness to stay well hydrated!