I was attacked by a "Rich Kid" but then the unexpected happened..

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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Team Trees: teamtrees.org/
    My Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican
    Stealtho Marto's Twitter: twitter.com/StealthoMarto

    • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
      @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Stay Hydrated

    • @qewz_____
      @qewz_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark Deception please, Lord Pelican!

    • @bigtgaming1014
      @bigtgaming1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks mr hydration for my LIKE new to your vids but ur already my favourite

    • @Haroldmogerson
      @Haroldmogerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Modest Pelican Gaming I’m going to drop a water nuke on the entire planet lol

    • @theycallmeqted9331
      @theycallmeqted9331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tysm for uploading , i love your content fine pelican sir

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5554

    Can we start a fundraiser to breed 20 million pelicans as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

  • @simplyluis6548
    @simplyluis6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Bois bois bois", would make a great ringtone 😂

    • @ruthenian.wisdom
      @ruthenian.wisdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Your phone is ringing. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring"

    • @adedhuman9582
      @adedhuman9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ruthenian.wisdom pyrerealm

  • @noahbrando4799
    @noahbrando4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That blind escort joke hade me dead 😂

  • @gresho5353
    @gresho5353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Then I did what the OG son of a virgin, Jesus did. And *shot him with an Uzi*”. What a quote 😂

  • @soapydrinks3042
    @soapydrinks3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:49 best part of whole vid

  • @milo6239
    @milo6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am so glad I am subscribed.
    End of story.

  • @AddomGaming
    @AddomGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The jokes are perfect

  • @stupermario8021
    @stupermario8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sometimes I don't know if gta is working right like when you are doing the flecca heist which is one of the most low paying heists in the game but then your getting away from the cops like your driving away from the U.S military I mean holy shit

  • @yamum6091
    @yamum6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A pelican landed next to me and i said stay hydrated

  • @TheSouloftheDragon
    @TheSouloftheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    "I was attacked by a 'Rich Kid' then the unexpected happened"
    His parents entered the chat.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      yooo

    • @Nimsy0001
      @Nimsy0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      F

    • @vlxyal
      @vlxyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeet

    • @vlxyal
      @vlxyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ModestPelican yeet

    • @burgermuncher8985
      @burgermuncher8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheSouloftheDragon "pornhub live"

  • @FrankieAmadeian.
    @FrankieAmadeian. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "What a loser, caring about his future."
    -Modest Pelican, 2019

    • @deadeyemurad7353
      @deadeyemurad7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain when it sees the ps4

    • @GeorgeAF223
      @GeorgeAF223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro I was dying

    • @seangrofski
      @seangrofski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read this EXACTLY when he said it on accident

    • @carterchesne4747
      @carterchesne4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea I don’t know what 2+2 is but I can do call of duty play doe

    • @weirdkidfromspace
      @weirdkidfromspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a nice profile picture you got there, pretty hydrated

  • @joycethegermanshepherd9432
    @joycethegermanshepherd9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    6:34 its the little jokes like these that make me love this channel even more.

  • @TT-fv5ro
    @TT-fv5ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Modest pelican: Pelikan
    My dumb brain: Kelican

    • @ligmadechokoma1625
      @ligmadechokoma1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      '' the way he spells it with a k suggests he sits down when he pees "

    • @mavricklight5478
      @mavricklight5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ligmadechokoma1625 lol

    • @Luffy-su1ho
      @Luffy-su1ho ปีที่แล้ว

      From this video, I've learned to never mess with Modest Pelican

  • @liammichaelneill2006
    @liammichaelneill2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    “He spells cash with a k that suggests he sits down when he pees”

    • @noahsakko1778
      @noahsakko1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That is what he said, yes.

    • @dynobomber3179
      @dynobomber3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@noahsakko1778 Bruh he quoted it

    • @ActualityOfThought
      @ActualityOfThought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You spell Benji with a k so that suggests you sit down when you pee

    • @roberttherobotknight736
      @roberttherobotknight736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If he spells kash with a c he probably stands up when he poops

    • @josiahsaylor9125
      @josiahsaylor9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you guys know that his gamer tag is based of a Australian Rapper?

  • @georgedrebot424
    @georgedrebot424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    Literally since I discovered you, about a week ago I watched all your gta, hitman and watchdogs videos. Keep it up man you are awesome!

  • @corrskirata9845
    @corrskirata9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Opens by telling us he planted a tree, he then proceeds to have “no regard for small business plants”, I guess size does matter sometimes *shrug*

  • @Mick8393
    @Mick8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "Drowning is just a very underrated way of staying sufficiently hydrated." - some wise man probably Ghandi or Papa Peli

    • @fhghfhdfjhgdiskdm
      @fhghfhdfjhgdiskdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gandalf said that aswell

    • @thegrimsleeper07
      @thegrimsleeper07 ปีที่แล้ว

      „Drowning is just a very underrated way of staying sufficiently hydrated.“ -Sun Tzu

    • @thomaskennerson1600
      @thomaskennerson1600 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Drowning is just a underrated way of staying sufficiently hydrated" - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @lDK-_-
      @lDK-_- ปีที่แล้ว

      TIMMEH

  • @BoogerKing601
    @BoogerKing601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "I pray every day for a zombie apocalypse to happen."
    2020: "Your wish will come true"

    • @Dyslexiella
      @Dyslexiella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where the fuckkkkk are the god damnnnn zombies thoooo

    • @izek402
      @izek402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The undead will come 333333 years later

    • @scoottuch483
      @scoottuch483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A virus that you cant see assholes

    • @Lone_Cyberman_Productions
      @Lone_Cyberman_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dyslexiella well they were around mainly when we were all in side so no one saw them.

    • @Dyslexiella
      @Dyslexiella 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lone_Cyberman_Productions .........what?

  • @robo.493
    @robo.493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Today in my class we were talking bout sea birds and I was all about how a pelican stays hydrated in sea and then was just saying 'pelican' over and over for example...

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      haha you're a legend mate

    • @patricklyons5252
      @patricklyons5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ModestPelican What about me? I'm overly hydrated btw 😏😏

    • @tl-.5829
      @tl-.5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🧢

    • @ghostblade6755
      @ghostblade6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You really helped to spread the good word of his channel

    • @brickdrawer
      @brickdrawer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I smell a 🧢

  • @slimdacreature
    @slimdacreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Like a blind escort, he won't see me coming." Bro that was gold. I'm subscribing right now.

  • @Real_God_Real
    @Real_God_Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I’m asking the angels to make more pelicans now.

  • @sad_cheese67
    @sad_cheese67 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this video is genuinely one of the best, the blind escort joke and the way he's so salty about kashking is so good

  • @zorak5890
    @zorak5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    We gotta keep those trees hydrated too!🌲🌳

  • @marko6325
    @marko6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I was just getting hydrated when i got the notification.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I see you're a wise man

    • @rekt5693
      @rekt5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A wise man indeed

    • @leungzinwang4188
      @leungzinwang4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modest Pelican Gaming am I hydrated if my favourite drink is water

    • @sami2351
      @sami2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leungzinwang4188 is water a drink

    • @hectoristoomuch
      @hectoristoomuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sami2351 you can drink it so....

  • @trixx9652
    @trixx9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Just found your channel last week. It's one of my favorites now

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      aw cheers gavin glad you're enjoying the vids!

    • @kamikazeclaymore
      @kamikazeclaymore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i just found it yesterday and binged all the gta and rdr videos. i laughed so hard i was crying.

    • @gl0ryboy143
      @gl0ryboy143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @muhammadsufyan9025
    @muhammadsufyan9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I remember when tryharders have Zentornos and sticky bombs

  • @anthonymunoz9224
    @anthonymunoz9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “He spells cash with a k with suggest he sits down when he pees” he speaks the language of the gods

  • @anothershift1364
    @anothershift1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    No one:
    Modest pelican: so baller calls a Porsche a Tesla

    • @tobyboyd8074
      @tobyboyd8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Im glad im not the only one the noticed he got in to a taycan

    • @guac8927
      @guac8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @michaelwalsh6276
      @michaelwalsh6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does look simmaller too a 2020 roadster.

    • @kermitr6863
      @kermitr6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelwalsh6276 :/ NO

    • @TrigonixZeNW
      @TrigonixZeNW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael walsh That’s defiantly a Porsche Taycan, look at the lights

  • @kristianstr
    @kristianstr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ur legit the funniest person on all of youtube, love the content ❤️

  • @Konokomodo
    @Konokomodo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    7:18 he’s checking that the iron sights are aligned properly

  • @jb1054
    @jb1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Papa peli i would like to recommend to you a game.
    It’s called Subnautica. Very fun, very scary and a lot of water i think you would like that.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just had a look mate i saw some gameplay on that a while back, I'll properly check it out thanks for the suggestion

    • @jb1054
      @jb1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Modest Pelican Gaming thanks for the reply, it’s good the way you interact with your subs it’s youtubers like you that will keep this platform on it’s feet.

    • @yeeman1221
      @yeeman1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jb1054 and people like u who provide them with quality "ORIGINAL CONTENT" lol

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Pelican: *plants tree*
    Also Pelican: *has no tolerance for decorative plants*

    • @sami2351
      @sami2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trees are useful
      Decorative plants aren't that useful

    • @TheVenice
      @TheVenice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^

    • @introducedaburger968
      @introducedaburger968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if pelican will get a snack while making a vid which is actually a pelican or a tree

  • @eth3222
    @eth3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    How do I apply to become a part of the “BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!” and/or the “Sons of virgins”

    • @vlxyal
      @vlxyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just hope son

    • @vlxyal
      @vlxyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just hope

    • @vlxyal
      @vlxyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trust me I want to too bro been watching for a while and just loves the videos (he also inspires me to make videos not tryna self promote but if you sub to ya boy I will love it)

    • @abrahamakuri182
      @abrahamakuri182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m gunna assume
      You need to be a very hydrated virgin

    • @yeeman1221
      @yeeman1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vlxyal awesome vids fam

  • @beansbaked5322
    @beansbaked5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:20 TESLA? TESLA? Thats a Porsche Taycan I swear. Please someone correct me if I'm wrong but thats a Porsche Taycan

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the GTA name

    • @beansbaked5322
      @beansbaked5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kgkomrin what tesler or taycan cos neither name is in gta

  • @hallucination3817
    @hallucination3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like how he talks formally but makes it so funny 😂

  • @maxco1236
    @maxco1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    when you attack the rich kid and he pulls out his gold fidget spinner
    WeLcOme To ThE funKY ZoNe

  • @tommymcmenamin1262
    @tommymcmenamin1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wow I just stole my mums water when she was dying of dehydration and she got mad and put me up for adoption
    Then some African bought me and made me work in the Kenyan mines

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      happens to the best of us

    • @tommymcmenamin1262
      @tommymcmenamin1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @o o f TM exacly

    • @aaronb2334
      @aaronb2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. Implying Africans import adoptions. Classic.

    • @gyroombs
      @gyroombs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeet

  • @admm6
    @admm6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:12 ya know you could just call lester to wipe out the Stars lmao
    But you gotta be killin cops for content lol

  • @artyommikhailov645
    @artyommikhailov645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It makes me happy when you say "these are the...bois bois bois" ❤😊

  • @emmanuelmeysman820
    @emmanuelmeysman820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:26 , That is a Taycan not a Tesla .

  • @paulleonel7264
    @paulleonel7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The story of "sons of virgins"
    Me: what

  • @rubbervelcro1177
    @rubbervelcro1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A girl was wearing a gay pride flag for Halloween at school today and she asked the teacher, “What am I,” then I said clown and I’m writing this in the office

    • @tuccerjim3084
      @tuccerjim3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl Marx lol tell the teacher to kiss my ass

    • @rubbervelcro1177
      @rubbervelcro1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Told her that and the principal already chief

  • @Speedy-bc8ym
    @Speedy-bc8ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it just me or has he never laughed before

  • @skarha3199
    @skarha3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1st time here, 1st video ever watched on your channel, instantly subscribed. Your content is so awesome and funny. That voice and the way you speak like you dont care about it is amazing.
    Edit: how do i join the sons of virgins

  • @subject7816
    @subject7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "He spells cash with a k which suggest he sits down when he pees"
    Me do exactly that
    *Momkey looking back then forward meme*

  • @notoriouscasual5004
    @notoriouscasual5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I had a rank 50 kill me repeatedly when i was minding my own business and stocking cargo. He kept killing me-and I
    Used my oppressor just to shut him up once so he could leave me alone. He got so salty he started bombarding me with hate messages and i just told him he shouldnt pick fights he cant win

    • @Andy-yy3kc
      @Andy-yy3kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jason Calderon same, my lvl isn’t rlly that high (170). Nevertheless , newer players that don’t have businesses to grind will compromise yours just for fun. Then they get heated when you whip out the thigh slapper 3000 (tank/stromberg for me) & metaphorically ground & pound them until you’ve adopted them as your legal son & now have to pay their real life utility bills as you are now their father.

    • @chonks3625
      @chonks3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You
      Use
      An
      Oppressor
      You
      Must
      Be
      *PURGED*

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm rank 403 yet when someone approaches me with non-regular cars I just switch sessions before they are close enough to fight me

    • @nathanbrisebois8756
      @nathanbrisebois8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chonks3625 when I buy my Opressor I will use it for only good, revenge, and vigilante justice
      No greifing for me, sure it would be fun to smack people around but if rather be making money, and I've had alot of altruistic Opressor drivers who have escorted me on bunker supply runs, not even a part of my organization, thanks kind strangers

    • @chonks3625
      @chonks3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanbrisebois8756 You are a good man. Thank you, and may the Try-Hards tremble in your wake.

  • @sleepy_heads69
    @sleepy_heads69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Modest pelican: we are broke as hell
    Also modest pelican: *walks out a casino*

    • @MeEveree
      @MeEveree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone 0:53

    • @andreimarinas9316
      @andreimarinas9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s me Jordan your profile pic matches the situation lol

  • @internetstrangerstrangerofweb
    @internetstrangerstrangerofweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:51 hardest laugh I’ve had all day. Earned my subscription, period.

  • @dekrek463
    @dekrek463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just found your channel at 6 in the morning cause you know what’s sleep but I love this narration instantly subscribing

  • @vuyanijaka4462
    @vuyanijaka4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hello papa pelican here’s some water 💧
    And don’t forget god’s nectar 🥃

  • @hggames5218
    @hggames5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love the vids keep them up mate and don’t forget to stay hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks mate appreciate it

    • @hggames5218
      @hggames5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modest Pelican Gaming I love you channel so much

    • @hggames5218
      @hggames5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo modest can you go subscribe to my channel I upload small gta clips I would appreciate it

    • @pigeon_s
      @pigeon_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hggames5218 no offence man, but asking for subscribers won't get you far, you gotta earn them, you know?
      lmao im talking like I know from experience

    • @hggames5218
      @hggames5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FluX I would just love big TH-camr to sub so I can tell my friend lol

  • @Catboy-iu2dv
    @Catboy-iu2dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "the ultimate vr expirence"

  • @collinmaxwell6541
    @collinmaxwell6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:25 i bet he regrets wishing that

  • @EZEKIEL11.12
    @EZEKIEL11.12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude your hilarious! And your videos are great! You just got my sub (if there is a zombie apocalypse call me! I’m good at shooting shit!)

  • @guardrailhitter
    @guardrailhitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    im here early quick i gotta come up with something
    CaN ThIS cOMmEnT gET 69 LiKEs

  • @NaxoritosG
    @NaxoritosG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still love the name of the beer in this game... Pisswasser is simply genius. It's German and translates to Peewater. Love it.

    • @leoborn4013
      @leoborn4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially when keeping in mind, that the word „Pisswasser“ is a synonym for a bad tasting beer.

  • @Ghosttea
    @Ghosttea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I like that pelican showing dominance towards griefer by counter grifing them haha

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it's the only way to do it

  • @bengoobahaa2679
    @bengoobahaa2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:30 Love the zombie land reference

  • @HiThErE_2512
    @HiThErE_2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New Title: I got attacked by a rich kid and his mom's credit card

  • @bademusoctavianjuvenal2702
    @bademusoctavianjuvenal2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, Pelican has that "Chaotic Neutral" voice XD

  • @milkmanthesecond9211
    @milkmanthesecond9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooo finally I found you the first time I saw you was on tiktok like a year ago

  • @chancehowell3711
    @chancehowell3711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dharr Mann better watch out for these titles

  • @MrGritzGmod
    @MrGritzGmod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You taught him a “lesson in trickery”

  • @LuisRicardo1981
    @LuisRicardo1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who is your favorite Modest Pelican character? Mine is Stealtho Marto. Comment!

  • @mojojojo560
    @mojojojo560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “…He spells ‘cash’ with a ‘k’, which suggests he sits down when he pees.” Hahaha it’s the cerebral comedy that keeps me coming back!

  • @Akira_Nishi
    @Akira_Nishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pelican:
    "I'm going to walk over to my eco friendly tesla"
    Also pelican:
    * walks over plants effectively negating his eco friendly movement *
    "It's to show how much of a badass I am"

  • @TheAnimeConnoisseur1
    @TheAnimeConnoisseur1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always look forward to the uploads

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're a legend man.

    • @zynifi
      @zynifi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ModestPelican no u

  • @Banana_bread_crumbs
    @Banana_bread_crumbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You: **steals car**
    Npc:**yeets you out the car**
    You:**so you have chosen death**

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me : crosses road with caution
      Npc: ah ha, you have chosen death

  • @ankitbhardwaj6640
    @ankitbhardwaj6640 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm super late but I went and found the tree you planted and make sure it was hydrated myself. By peeing on it. Thus asserting my dominance over you.

  • @Metokraken
    @Metokraken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I was attacked by a 'rich kid' but then the unexpected happened.." sounds like Dhar Mann

  • @bam18bam12
    @bam18bam12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If this boi makes a video without the word “happened” in the title the sun will explode

  • @bradylawrence6998
    @bradylawrence6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Wow being a manager is hard so let's go rob a bank"

  • @bennylewiston
    @bennylewiston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:38 When overkill isn’t enough...

  • @folex_0793
    @folex_0793 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how GTA escalates. First you rob a small out of town bank with an armored car and then you rob the biggest bank in the middle of the city with nothing more than a few dirt bikes.

  • @greensloth9671
    @greensloth9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we have a moment of silence for Malki_Gibbon who was killed in the cross fire.

  • @jedottesen4542
    @jedottesen4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love this dude sm he’s hilarious 😂

  • @supershifter4836
    @supershifter4836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you realize your "tesla" is a Porsche

    • @aidenbtw5399
      @aidenbtw5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Shifter it a supossed to be a Tesla model 3

    • @supershifter4836
      @supershifter4836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidenbtw5399 no its the new electric porsche

  • @bowenlavalley3297
    @bowenlavalley3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you get bullied by a rich kid
    Google: just avoid him
    Bing: blow him up
    Discord : shoot him
    Family and school: Meh
    Reddit: you do you
    TH-cam and twitch comment section: rip and tear until it’s done

  • @77Phoenix
    @77Phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vapid Radius:
    -SUV
    -5 seater but you can only use 4
    -Trunk big as a double chest from minecraft
    -Is a tank,who need airbags?
    -220ci V6

  • @ashtongulliver3806
    @ashtongulliver3806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey modest want me to get lucky I got massive amounts of military grade vehicles such as Chernobog missle truck and konjali rail gun tank

  • @babysealsareyummy
    @babysealsareyummy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s lucky he didn’t run into Blinko HighHeels. His father invented the bell end of the condom. He’s extremely powerful.

  • @tristan_yes9608
    @tristan_yes9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The dyslexics are eaten by the sons of virgins and the sons of virgins are eaten by the 12 year olds on flying motorbikes”

  • @MrDrProfesserAlex
    @MrDrProfesserAlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You instantly became my favorite gaming channel. Hype for you to hit 1 mil you mad lad

  • @marcsheehan3675
    @marcsheehan3675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    04:59 that's not lucky shot lol

  • @nownto5730
    @nownto5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only gta V vid I have not watched, never kill hydrated pelicans or pelicans will get you

  • @Dantheman5261
    @Dantheman5261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I legit read , I get attacked by “rich the kid” LMAOO

  • @benmunko7228
    @benmunko7228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just like how she puts a paper bag over my head before sex. Laughed my ass off

  • @Mjdontfwu
    @Mjdontfwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wishes for a zombie apocalypse 2019
    Well you got what you want 2021

  • @pug5967
    @pug5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like a blind escort he wont see us coming😭😭😭 had me so fucking dead

  • @LauWo
    @LauWo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You keep saying Tesla. But it's a hybrid Porsche Panamera.
    Also: you said Lamborghini to McLarens and Ferrari to Nissans.

    • @Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSly
      @Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSly ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Porsche Taycan, Porsche 918 Spyder, second generation Porsche Panamera and the 991.2 Porsche 911

  • @12medical
    @12medical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s not surprising when you whoop some rich ass after he tries to whoop yours.

  • @hes1hpbro61
    @hes1hpbro61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn Kashking does love his Camaros and Mustangs

  • @jacobfinch8154
    @jacobfinch8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:00 is just the best

  • @poptrop01
    @poptrop01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching modest pelican is better than sleep

  • @Speedy4417
    @Speedy4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The electric car isn’t a tesla 🤮😤 It’s a porshe tycan 🤦‍♂️

  • @JarnoScw
    @JarnoScw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ist a Porsche Taycan not a Tesla.
    But its electric in any way🤢

  • @zeroo4864
    @zeroo4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Day 2 of getting modest pelican to notice me

  • @COURTZYOUTUBE
    @COURTZYOUTUBE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who els clicked on it because they thought it said Rich the kid😂

  • @IXAgir
    @IXAgir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m sorry but as a car guy that’s not a Tesla it’s a Porsche Taycan