why I would rather be part of a mushroom colony (than go to work tomorrow)

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  • @ratronald
    @ratronald 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4526

    you sound like when the villain gets shrunken down and now has a comically high pitched voice

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2553

      body. too tiny. to contain all the anger and hatred.

    • @Carnii-Ax
      @Carnii-Ax 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

      ​@@thepoopieshow alright, im amused ^^

    • @caterpillarnana
      @caterpillarnana 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      ​@thepoopieshow Hey, I think you have a cute little voice. To bad some of us are hearing impaird. Please include a Transript with your very informative videos. I subscribed and sent your video to others.

    • @MazTheMeh16
      @MazTheMeh16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      ​@@thepoopieshow so you could say.. there's not mushroom to contain the anger

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@thepoopieshow I feel this to a worrying degree.

  • @altmycelium1
    @altmycelium1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3181

    Forced to be a human, born to be a mushroom

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +709

      don't worry. our day will come

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      RETURN TO MUSH

    • @Stella-gm7bo
      @Stella-gm7bo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      @@TomMinnowgotta return to our mycelium

    • @Janal_Hoe
      @Janal_Hoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@Stella-gm7boyou mean OURcelium- ehe, y'know cuz, we is plural and..

    • @SolTheIdiot
      @SolTheIdiot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Shroum, i was see orang fungi, i like.

  • @toxihex876
    @toxihex876 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2065

    Imagine innocently gardening and unknowingly pulling out someone's brain.

    • @Mr.internet.Lag.
      @Mr.internet.Lag. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      I did that and quickly put it back

    • @Parciwal_Gaming
      @Parciwal_Gaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      oh, have you seen nigel the tiny wizard and his brain plant weed?

    • @toxihex876
      @toxihex876 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Parciwal_Gaming I had not, but I will be checking it out

    • @deehvi1608
      @deehvi1608 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Parciwal_Gaming I stopped gardening since I saw that

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Oi I'm growin 'ere!

  • @roseashkiiii4361
    @roseashkiiii4361 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1474

    I Accept my mushroom overlords

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

      correct.

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But… mushrooms taste bad

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      ​@@tlbcanine3748mash rooms are not VEGETABLES!!!!
      (Quick question:If mushrooms are more closely related to animals than plants, is it really Vegan?)

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@tlbcanine3748 good, they eat you, not other way around >:-(

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TomMinnow but you are what you eat

  • @zwiebeldogs
    @zwiebeldogs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +996

    The virgin vs Chad plant graphic is pure genius

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

      thank u, I was quite proud of that one

    • @fakerthedaker15
      @fakerthedaker15 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      timestamp pl

    • @s.a.k.i7768
      @s.a.k.i7768 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @fakerthedaker15 3:16

    • @fakerthedaker15
      @fakerthedaker15 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks!

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like far right propaganda. Being colonized is cool. Be a Chad and let us colonize you.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +361

    I like to imagine that it's only the one mushroom that cares about Pete Davidson's love life.

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      great, now I feel bad for him

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't understand this, what did you mean by that?

    • @TheRealSuperKirby
      @TheRealSuperKirby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Can this motherfucker keep his hands out of anything!?"

    • @SlugcatThe_Hunter
      @SlugcatThe_Hunter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thepoopieshowskill issue ngl

  • @Mr.internet.Lag.
    @Mr.internet.Lag. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +663

    I've been making art of mushrooms for years and hope one day archeologists will find them and think we worshiped mushrooms

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      we sure as heck did

    • @O111e
      @O111e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Step 1.
      Build temples, monuments and places of worship
      Step 2.
      Carve it into the stone
      Step 3.
      Hide it for two thousand years

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We don't?

    • @sleepninja2350
      @sleepninja2350 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Idk I think it’d be easier to name cultures and times in history where we didn’t worship mushrooms then all the times and cultures that did and do

    • @CyberVonCyberus
      @CyberVonCyberus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'll have to carve it into stone.

  • @Pinhanimations2
    @Pinhanimations2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +378

    If i ever be transformed into a mushroom i want to be the inky cap mushroom. He is so classy

    • @OsburnThorpe
      @OsburnThorpe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      If I were transformed into a fungus I would want to be a cordysep

    • @lukabaratashvili9538
      @lukabaratashvili9538 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OsburnThorpe being willing to become viagra for humans only to be able to control ants is honestly neat

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Ngl, I want to be the honey fungus, (Armillaria ostoyae) as it is the largest organism on earth.
      Could you imagine the power and freedom you'd have as a collective mind in a colony like that?

    • @Axcyantol
      @Axcyantol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i'd just want to taste good

    • @wallburrito
      @wallburrito 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd want to be a lion's mane. Sturdy and always has a beard they never need to shave.

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    *FUNGUS ARE UTTERLY AMAZING* the more you know about them the weirder they get - the humungus fungus at Shaking Aspens might be the most intelligent thing on the planet....!!!
    Intelligence and consciousness appear to come out of complexity of neurons and Mycelium act just like neurons and its WAY bigger then a human brian in connections

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      I can honestly rant ab them for hours, for me it's their adaptability and power to change the environment that's just so incredible and such a shame we haven't learned to harness this fungi power

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@thepoopieshow - I love the way they dissolve rock! Have you heard the mushroom music when they hook then up to a synth - AMAZING, i know they are not talking - but it sounds exactly like a you would expect mushroom music to sound.
      My friend lives in the forest in Transylvania - she picks giant baskets of mushrooms every week

    • @sorrydudebros
      @sorrydudebros 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Now we just need a way to communicate with fungi

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@sorrydudebros- We cant communicate with dogs, and they are mammals, not an alien species like shrooms. I fear we may never talk to the shrooms.
      Have you listened to the mushroom music...??? AMAZING

    • @transrightsdinosaur
      @transrightsdinosaur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I do wish we could communicate with them! I don't know how to classify consciousness, but considering how fungi can:
      -control bugs' muscular and nervous systems (cordyceps, massospora)
      -make music (via bioelectricity!)
      - sense + move + build traps for lil worms (ogliospora),
      -and communicate through their mycelium,
      I'm sure that fungi experience some sort of consciousness. I'd love to know what's goin on in their lil lives. (Edited for visual clarity)

  • @Gabronthe
    @Gabronthe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +653

    If people where infected by fungus they wouldn't look like zombies, they'd look like Lookmaxing.

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

      i do believe they would be the optimal version of themselves absolutely

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Ong, I wish humanity eventually develops some sort of hivemind type fungi, that works symbiotically to make a more optimized network similar to the internet, but with less governmental control, brainrot, and also a bit of mind control, to make sure there are no wars or conflict.

    • @apocalyptosoldier5527
      @apocalyptosoldier5527 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Shroomjak my beloved

    • @persona9709
      @persona9709 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, now we know where Capcom got the idea for RE 7 an 8 from...

    • @Parciwal_Gaming
      @Parciwal_Gaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@B_4035mnand that we finally share the fruits of our achievements instead of a few hoarding everything while over half barely scrapes by.

  • @himynameismax7516
    @himynameismax7516 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    It’s a mushroom’s world and we’re just living in it

  • @contentsdiffer5958
    @contentsdiffer5958 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    Years ago, I wrote a short story about a Lovecraftian horror, that turned out to be afraid of entering the woods. The reason being the ageless fungal network waiting for it to die, so it could be consumed. One eternal horror recognizing another.
    It would probably have gone over better, if I could have packaged it with this video.

    • @GalaxyGamer0960
      @GalaxyGamer0960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      bro that sounds like something id sit and read for ages, do you happen to have posted it anywhere I can read it?

    • @4pelokananasov992
      @4pelokananasov992 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah, can we read it?

    • @Eidos65
      @Eidos65 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I join the petition!

    • @Viktor-ok5iz
      @Viktor-ok5iz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I support this concept! It would make an amazing story! It mirrors the real life story of yeast and the Higher Fungi.
      Yes, the yeastie Beastie does not want to die and return to the earth. So it had us do the work of clearing the forests and keeping it alive in our bread and our beer and our guts.
      The eternal struggle between the Selfish Saccharomycetes and the Enlightened Higher Order of Fungi!

    • @azoth9875
      @azoth9875 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I concur! This sounds like an interesting story and if you have posted it anywhere I'd like to have a look.

  • @mehmetemincicek3266
    @mehmetemincicek3266 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    why is the kid mocking me and explaining mushrooms
    epic

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Where does this lost mushroom child come from??

  • @broken_sheep6622
    @broken_sheep6622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    "Hey i think we should surender to our mushroom overlords!"
    -🍄

  • @stardewfan1794
    @stardewfan1794 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Your style is wonderful and I love your humor. I haven’t been this charmed by a video in a long time! Keep it up!

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      your pfp makes it sound like a threat

    • @ORyan402
      @ORyan402 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thepoopieshow KEEP IT UP OR ELSE

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Just remember that having a potted Mushroom is closer to keeping a pet then a plant....

    • @Darlf_Sevil
      @Darlf_Sevil 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like when you have a cat but is the cat who have you as pet

  • @klawa____
    @klawa____ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    i want to be a mushroom now damn

    • @GEORGIE198
      @GEORGIE198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Me too

    • @krembryle
      @krembryle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      no more capitalism and wars! yess

    • @bobsweirdocs
      @bobsweirdocs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@krembryleong just colony, Im down for that

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@krembryleNo war, only mycelium

  • @TrustMeBroOfficial
    @TrustMeBroOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    i'm known as a bit of a fun guy myself

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      i was ready for this comment. but i never expected it'd be u. smh

    • @TrustMeBroOfficial
      @TrustMeBroOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thepoopieshow you're welcome

    • @TheEarthySwan
      @TheEarthySwan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@thepoopieshow I hope you have mushroom for more
      😎👉👉

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Something about mycelium

  • @cgzepp
    @cgzepp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    As a biologist, gotta say that this vid is better and more accurate than a lot of mycology classes

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      all i learned ab fungi at school was that they eat dead things and the way it was presented i thought the fruiting bodies just sucked them in or something, missed out on so many cool mushroom facts smh

  • @applicationuser9764
    @applicationuser9764 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I always enjoy the things you do, but this kind of presentation elicits feelings of extreme respect and deep admiration for you.

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      thank god I cut out those extra 5 minutes of deranged ranting then

    • @applicationuser9764
      @applicationuser9764 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@thepoopieshow I'd have stuck with you.

  • @Skurian_krotesk
    @Skurian_krotesk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Your speech mannerisms are that of a child, your curiosity is that of a child, your voice is that of a child, your intellect is that of an old person.
    I love it❤😂

  • @thaumoking9947
    @thaumoking9947 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    2:00 Actually, Slime Molds arent fungi. They are their own, lovely little weird branch of the tree of life.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    A fungal colony observing us barely keeping a city together:
    "Look what they must do to mimic a fraction of my power!"
    Honestly, it makes weird sense that mushrooms would evolve chemicals in an attempt to communicate with us ^^

    • @Dragoniiia
      @Dragoniiia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh. I love that idea. I now need to write a story about sentient fungus that created hallucinogenic mushroom specifically to communicate with us. Sound like speaking to gods....

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dragoniiia compared to us, they are gods.
      And they did it all without sentience!
      Meaning that if they ever awaken, we are gonna be in for a whole new reality.

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    My Grandma had an amanita themed kitchen. She painted them herself. I miss her.

  • @malegria9641
    @malegria9641 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The humongous fungus will consume us all every day

  • @grzes848909
    @grzes848909 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    those dwarfs were onto something with those mushrooms afterall.

    • @TheFurrLord
      @TheFurrLord 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yes, yes, mushroom, mushroom. I get it, now get back to work miners.

    • @grzes848909
      @grzes848909 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@TheFurrLord I bet Karl knew all along, maybe that's why he's gone

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe the real We're Rich was the Mushroom we found along the way.

  • @DrownedLamp
    @DrownedLamp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I've veen working towards crab form but maybe I should reconsider 🤔

  • @xtremeyoylecake
    @xtremeyoylecake 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I’d rather live a peaceful life as some type of plant than go to school 😭

    • @disgoop
      @disgoop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      fungi aren't plants so you're already there on the intelligence front

    • @siluda9255
      @siluda9255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@disgoopthis is how you sound like☝️🤓

    • @O111e
      @O111e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@disgoopThey didn't say fungi though, they said some type of plant. Seems you're there with them on the intelligence level.

    • @disgoop
      @disgoop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@O111ewell it's on a video about fungi so how about you develop object permanence

    • @O111e
      @O111e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@disgoopIt's not even related to object permanence? Do you know what that is? A comment doesn't have to be about the same thing the video is. They were referencing the "I would rather_ than go to _" part of the title. They're open to insert whatever they want, it doesn't need to be fungi. You just tried being a dick and throwing an insult for no reason.

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "The largest organism on Earth, besides your mum" immediately subbed. Incredible

  • @derskalde4973
    @derskalde4973 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    You may laugh, but when I was a kid, I was fascinated by mushrooms and drew pictures of spacefaring mushrooms. Like, they travel through space in giant ships and send Astronaut mushrooms down on planets to explore them.

  • @myri_the_weirdo
    @myri_the_weirdo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I want a mushroom embassy now

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      you're in it's comment section ;~)

  • @floraspond666
    @floraspond666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This explains that one fungal infection episode in clinic of horrors where everyone gets concerted to the mushroom network and transfer into a higher level of consciousness

  • @almondmelk5830
    @almondmelk5830 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Damn, gonna go into a mushroom research spiral now

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wait till u find out ab the mushroom computers and the bees

    • @almondmelk5830
      @almondmelk5830 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thepoopieshow 🍄🍄💪💪😈😈

    • @transrightsdinosaur
      @transrightsdinosaur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Welcome to the club 🍄🧠

  • @rosehipowl
    @rosehipowl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I've said for years that when I die I want to become a tree and I also want mushrooms to grow from my corpse and have fun little networks and this has fully supported my desire

  • @theshowihaventnamedyet1610
    @theshowihaventnamedyet1610 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Poopie, you seem like a pretty FUNGUY
    HAHAHAHAHHhahahaaa. ha. ha... sorry

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I just realized that fun gal is also a mushroom pun.

  • @erasedoggO316
    @erasedoggO316 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Will they take over?
    They already have"
    BOW BEFORE YOUR FUNGAL OVERLORDS!!!

  • @transrightsdinosaur
    @transrightsdinosaur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As someone with a huge mushroom hyperfixation, YEAH IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS. ALL HAIL THE FUNGUS HIVEMIND

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YEAAAAAAAAA

  • @josequiles7430
    @josequiles7430 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Slight correction: Slime molds, like the one in that japanese study, aren't actually fungi. They're just weird amoebas that happen to kinda look like fungi

  • @KipcreateGaming
    @KipcreateGaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you funky little Sam O'Nella adjacent lady

  • @MomentaryLapse
    @MomentaryLapse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was quite fungulous

  • @pyranfisher655
    @pyranfisher655 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Are you a mushroom? The silhouette of your character is mushroom shapped 👀🍄

    • @TheRealSuperKirby
      @TheRealSuperKirby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a mushroom brained person spreading mushroom propaganda.
      Incredible.

  • @pizzamozzerrella8567
    @pizzamozzerrella8567 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:24 " WITH NO FINANCIAL INCENTIVE"

  • @Kromosios
    @Kromosios 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Gonna remember this when scientists and biologists start thinking of making a biocomputer capable of thinking using *mushrooms.*
    All hail the -imperium- mycelium!

  • @terry2295
    @terry2295 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This has to be the most autistic video title I’ve read and as an autistic person I love it.

  • @rusticdebris8021
    @rusticdebris8021 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching this while waiting to clock into my dishwashing job.

  • @Emileave
    @Emileave 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I AGREE SO HARD. Fungi are amazing and absolutely under-appreciated for all they create. They literally survived every extinction event !!! And 90% of plants rely on mycelium! Entangled life is an awesome book if u havent read it. Also karl marx pissing over tescos mushrooms is an awesome sentence

  • @crocodillian9486
    @crocodillian9486 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My TH-cam recommendations have blessed me once more

  • @noddarkwolf
    @noddarkwolf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    me: sees the title
    Subscribes
    also me: be carful what you wish for

  • @Arbeta10000
    @Arbeta10000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:01 What would you know about my mother

  • @BreadBox.
    @BreadBox. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First time seeing your videos, insta subscription! Mycelium Cult rise!

  • @endredomokos1770
    @endredomokos1770 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have no clue who you are but already love the content

  • @internalizedhappyness9774
    @internalizedhappyness9774 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Don’t tell my boss that a fungi is more productive than me…

  • @nagyesszep
    @nagyesszep 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    was this video made by the fungi?

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      first poopie show sponsor: fungal networks inc.

  • @TheFireMage100
    @TheFireMage100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Literally the first video of yours Ive seen and I have to subscribe. Love mushrooms and the whole symbiosis they have going on, but the fact you can draw a very clear virgin and chad meme with plants is just too much skill to not subscribe

  • @fallenberdlol
    @fallenberdlol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    yay she uploaded

  • @DaBezzzz
    @DaBezzzz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Im now convinced that if aliens came to earth they'd completely ignore humans and go straight to earth's fungi

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that's such an interesting short story idea!

  • @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands
    @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great Video !

  • @lambda653
    @lambda653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saying mushrooms are conscious is kind of like saying computer networks are conscious. Like maybe, because we can't confirm or deny anything is conscious, but i mean, it's kind of hard to argue a data center is conscious because it's so interconnected and in tune with other data centers it communicates with. Each center is in perfect harmony knowing when and where to send data to. Replace data with nutrients and chemical signals and it's basically the same structure as far as cognition is concerned.
    I don't think it's a good idea to anthropomorphize mushrooms in this way, because it kind of misses the broader view on cognition and agency in general. It's the same reason anthropomorphizing AI as terminators or mechanical people is a bad idea. It makes unwarranted assumptions that more than likely won't be true. If an artificial super intelligence takes over the world and kills all of us it's not going to be because it hates us and would just love to see us suffering and dead no matter what, it's because it will see us as competition over resources it could use. Why is this? Because irrational feelings of hatred are not useful for completely most tasks, so machine learning algorithms won't select for them. But people like thinking about bots as if they would have that because it feels more interesting. Likewise, the idea that the structure of a mushroom colony is applicable to human society feels very endearing and interesting, but it's just not really true.
    Mushrooms are lifeforms that have little to no autonomy from their genes, unlike human beings. A mushroom in a mushroom colony will behave and grow exactly how their genes tell them to and there's no free will they can excercise to disobey their genes. A mushroom and its genes are one and the same in terms of agency. A human being, will have a vastly different mind depending on what experiences they have, and they can deliberately choose not to reproduce even though there's a selection pressure against it. A mushroom, will always reproduce unless a kin selection trait activates. It always does whatever reproduces its genes most successfully. And under that simplistic cognition, egalitarian communes can be selected for, because there isn't the chaos of animal brains.

  • @TeasilaNova
    @TeasilaNova 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    in those terms the internet is an interior version of what mushroom already have, lol.

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Andrew Adamatzky and his team are actually trying to use fungi to make computers bc that's kinda what the mycelium is. mega mushroom processor. hope it can run fortnite.

    • @TeasilaNova
      @TeasilaNova 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thepoopieshow fortshroom. idk if i should be mortified, impressed or both if mushrooms start playing fortnite.

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Peak TH-cam, and I've found it..
    First video seen on this channel, instantly subbed. 🍄🏴

  • @just.a.tanuki
    @just.a.tanuki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    New favorite animator

  • @Tabbyisafeetus
    @Tabbyisafeetus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If this wasn’t youtube I would post a little misfortune GIF as a witty quip to state that you sound like her. Unfortunately, I cannot. The pain is undeniable.

  • @elterraknight9273
    @elterraknight9273 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:08 I genuinelly laughted at this

  • @nearlyrighteouslad3213
    @nearlyrighteouslad3213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anti-humanist propaganda. I will never bow to the fungus god

    • @Shroom_gang_leader
      @Shroom_gang_leader 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then we will make you bow, we are one, we are many

  • @_end3rguy_
    @_end3rguy_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Honey wake up!! GradeFoverF just uploaded!

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      i'll take that over E.Coli Academy any day

    • @_end3rguy_
      @_end3rguy_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thepoopieshow I mean it’s gradeaundera with a visible quality increase and the angry yelling middle aged man with an enormous chin is replaced with a calm lady with a high voice and no visible chin.

  • @Chris-ki3jd
    @Chris-ki3jd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like The Thought Emporium should just ditch the idea of growing ret brain cells and just use mushrooms.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Because unlike the corporate overlords, Fungi understand that all parts are equally important.

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    New favorite animated artist? Also that Big Bang Theory reference was good 😂

  • @isuckatusernames4297
    @isuckatusernames4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you sound like a slightly evil young girl in a cartoon who's entire purpose is being weird with dry humor.
    count me in !!!

  • @re.m00ny
    @re.m00ny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mushrooms are a huge sensory issue for me to eat but I LOVE THEM TOO MICH THEY ARE SKRUNKLY I MUST SUBMIT

  • @adanfuenets3148
    @adanfuenets3148 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4 seconds in after clicking your content, get hit with the yo mama joke, im now guaranteed quality.

  • @Sarriuz
    @Sarriuz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So what you're saying is Fungi power crept everything else on Earth and reached true equality within nature.

  • @Shroom_gang_leader
    @Shroom_gang_leader 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally, humans that acknowledge us as the overlords of this Earth, you are a good human 🍄👍

  • @percythecryptid
    @percythecryptid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i can already tell i'm going to become obsessed with this channel.

  • @legosam2067
    @legosam2067 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love is in the air?
    WRONG!
    The spores are incubating at a rapid pace!

  • @lavona8204
    @lavona8204 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Last year, a sea grass off the coast of australia became the largest organism. Genetic sequencing is wild.

  • @fatalalchemy602
    @fatalalchemy602 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't tell if you're a gap toothed 5 year old or a 25 year old eastern European but I fucking love it and this video

  • @MrReset94
    @MrReset94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    YES,YES! Finally someone that understands! Let's all join the Mushroom Colony together!!!

  • @cloakedcarp
    @cloakedcarp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m going to care for the black mold in my windowsill, nurture it until it takes over north america

  • @Mightyset
    @Mightyset 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love listening to your calm voice and sleep in work
    Thanks

  • @zephyr-chan4410
    @zephyr-chan4410 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Will they take over? NO! Cause they already have" has me in a chokehold 😭😭

  • @NeostormXLMAX
    @NeostormXLMAX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are the only youtuber whom i cant understand while speeding up the video 😂😂

  • @DundG
    @DundG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Talking as if this communication is a higher conciousness, is as if I say that my body is a higher conciousness:
    Because my stomach tells my brain when it's full, the skin sending information by touch, temperature and even if it is damaged, and the gut bacteria (who don't have our genetics, but we wouldn't survive without) give information about mood, what food we prefer and much more.
    All this different specialized cells working, together through millions of years of co evolution makes it as if it is some kind of BIG single organism, all for the sake of survival! We even have one type of cells specialized to process and interpret all the communication! They are called the brain and enable this super being to navigate through carefull communication with other kinds if cells to move AND navigate through the world! Some super organims have even so efficient information processing structures that they understand how to manipulate matter that are not part of it, manipulate it's form and help it for survival, even more fascinating that it began to recognize itself as one being and nowadays communicates through pressure waves of air with other super beings, to even more increase it's rate of survival. So much so that this super, super being forms dead matter into a thing that let's it travel through the air in insane speeds!!!
    .... Oh wait, it's us! Just that we don't think of ourself as this awesome super group of single cells

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and those cells we have can communicate with the rest of the ecosystem and support it? we share some dna with mushrooms (around 50%), and of course, we share some diseases with them, but mushrooms can create their own antibiotics and are able to fight against them, unlike us. fungi are just incredibly adaptable. and I am making this as a joke like haha mushrooms are marxian and talk to trees. but come on, they've been around for way longer, they're streamlined af and fit in better into an ecosystem, while we're kind of like a weaker pathogenic system of cells

  • @YigaClanMember123
    @YigaClanMember123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mushroom are great, mushrooms will rise, we will rise, we will become one, mushrooms are one inside us,🍄🍄🍄

  • @TheSlackerNamedJack
    @TheSlackerNamedJack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So what you're telling me... is that the last of us is actually the BEST timeline.

  • @cnarfrat1911
    @cnarfrat1911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    oh my god you are soooooo cool!!!

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i guess as far as humans are concerned, there is mushroom for improvement

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i'll never be this funny, i hate u.

  • @nexodavix465
    @nexodavix465 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    don't know how the fuck you got on my page but you have a cute voice therefore i'll sub

  • @ktm42080
    @ktm42080 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That's why everyone loves me, I'm a fun-guy! (Fungi)

  • @andreimoga7813
    @andreimoga7813 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i remember how The Shrigma said: "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

  • @little_lord_tam
    @little_lord_tam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shrooms are the real mvp of evolution. Nothing, nothing beats fungi

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just want to be absorbed by the mycelium and live in harmony with nature 😔.

  • @TheRealSuperKirby
    @TheRealSuperKirby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is only one step and it is MUSHROOM
    Also your art style reminds me the world of goo cutscenes

  • @Pigen_
    @Pigen_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Holy macaroni, Little My made a TH-cam channel.

  • @speeefy2766
    @speeefy2766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have found vulgar gremlin gremlin giving facts and I am now intrigued

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    yeah but mushrooms can't play elden ring and the dlc is coming out soon so I'll pass

    • @Bekombet
      @Bekombet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We already evolve to have limbs to move before that thing even come out
      Join us

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bekombet oh fr? aight I'm in

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mushrooms are Weak, Slime molds are where it's at

  • @jonbauml225
    @jonbauml225 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG you're so cute and informative

  • @gabrielsfilms2086
    @gabrielsfilms2086 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    fungi let us live. if we continue to fuck up they will stop letting us live.

  • @maragazh9993
    @maragazh9993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a vegan, reproductive organs are my favorite food