the watermelon and wine story makes so much more sense when I realize all these guys that came up with the theory were probably all perma drunk from said wine
After a while of drinking you tend to not get drunk so easily. The medieval monks would drink anyone in modern times under the table and not bat an eye.
He'd make a black man press the WSAD keys & left-click, do nothing with assemblers, & we'd call him a genius because he wrote out his failures with nice handwriting.
@@TrollOfReason I've seem some brain-dead, retarded, and utterly baffling takes on historic figures in my day but this takes the cake in terms of misinformed seething on some centuries old dead guy. Congratulations!
Oh no not the poor heckin blackerinos they're like children who must be protected from the EXTREMELY BRUTAL PLANET EARTHA because the tribe and libs told me so! @@TrollOfReason
I don't know why the tower being held up by "a thousand tourists" made me think of 40k. A thousand tourists a day are sacrificed to the Leaning Tower of Mankind to keep it from falling.
Nah they gotta limit it to 1,000 otherwise it would scare the tourists away AND OR too many sacrifices would cause the tower to fall so hard it begins to spin (think of the ground as its axis)@@thenutella8846
I've never been so proud of being a German, cause all of those habits are real! Also a common answer to "7 years of bad sex" is "better 7 years of bad sex, than no sex at all."
Don't forget: "Bier und Frauen stößt man von unten an". Roughly: You clink beer and women from below. Stoßen is short for anstoßen, which is the act of clinking glasses together for a toast, but more broadly to thrust and in this case to thrust you wurst into a woman. "Ex oder Arschloch" is also a good one. "Ein Getränk exen" or "auf ex trinken" is the act of chugging any drink in one go. When you dare someone to chug their drink us germans threaten them with becoming an asshole if they are unable or unwilling to do it. Closely related is "Nich lang schnacken, Kopp in Nacken". This uses slang words and roughly means "don't talk too much, put your head into your neck" because when you chug a shot, you ideally tilt your head as far back as possible to drink it as fast as possible so that you taste it as little as possible. Because... you know... you drink that stuff to get drunk. Heck, let's add "Wein auf Bier, das gönn ich mir. Bier auf Wein, das lass mal sein" to the list. "Wine after beer, I treat myself to that. Beer after wine, that's a no go". A handy little rhyme to remind you to drink stuff with high alcohol content after drinking low alcohol drinks first and not the other way around because... there is the belief it'll someone make you drunk faster if you drink a beer after having drank a wine. There isn't really anything to that, the seemingly faster inebriation simply comes from having drank the more potent stuff first.
@@middlesiderridersame principle in reverse I guess, but more fitting to the language. Did a google. Apparently the german saying as nothing with getting drunk but wine symbolises the noblemen and beer the peasants, so it's about how drinking beer after wine means you downgraded in social status.
Never heard of that shit in Germany. We in Franconia just go "Nunda" which means "Down it" to make our people drink, no stupid formalities. Franconians are the germans of the Germans.
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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
I believe the Finnish term kalsarikänni (underpants drunk) doesn't strictly mean drinking in your underwear, rather it's a figure of speech for not having to dress up nicely to go out drinking in a bar and just staying home drinking instead. So nothing fancy, just straight to the point
Yes. It is supposed to mean kinda trashy, somewhat pathetic style of day drinking, where you just drink beer alone at home half naked. Often what alcoholics do, but the expression is also used in self-deprecating manner as a joke.
In my language, the word for underpants used to mean "casual clothing" in general about a century or two ago. Maybe something similar happened to Finnish language, I dunno
And we have our version of cheers "kippis and kulaus", translated "clink and shallow of drink" or something. I duno how translate this. Plus there is all insane finish alcohol dare and drinking games.
I once heard from my grandpa that the reason we clink glasses was in connection to the senses. The mouth will taste the drink, the eyes can see it, the nose can smell it, and the clink is for the ears to hear it. But I think this was just an afterthought.
@@Alias3141I’ve never seen it used in such a nasty way in Australia. Also hearing ‘taxi’ yelled by a crowd makes me look for whoever I came with to make sure they’re ok. It’s like a look after your buddies dog whistle really.
The little pause and zoom in at "You're just badly retelling a bible story" was my favorite bit. 😅 Very few people are confident enough to joke at their own expense.
@@EnricoNobili-ij2on For someone obsessed with calling out the copying of things, his audience sure is obsessed with telling the exact same joke over and over again.
In fact, it's been proven that the shroud was made and like the 1200s or something like that, it's a fake. You should do a little bit of research.Yeah they found someone's blood on it but it's not jesus because it's not even that old
Hopefully he made most of the content himself this time😂 I just love making all these redditors so mad. Your favorite content creator is a thief 😂 Okay, I did it twice now I am done.
in brazil, theres a mith simular to the wine and watermelon one. it says that mixing mango and milk is fatal. the reason is because, long ago, when the country was a portuguese colony, the colonizers didnt wanted the natives to drink milk, since it was rare and expensive (imported from the capital), and since the indigenous people there used to eat lots of mango, they told that to them, and they believed, passing it to the next generations
I believe clanking was invented by the makers of glassware. "Guys, while you're busy getting hammered, engage in an activity that has a good chance of breaking your glasses, especially after the loss of motor skills. That way, I can afford a new courtesan sooner!"
Also for Germany: An den Kopf, um den Kopf, in den Kopf! = To the head (*holds glass to the forehead*), around the head (*circles glass around the head*), into the head (*drinks*).
@@user-cx6kt3ku2fGo to his video on paintings, near the beginning IH talks about how he's releasing a few vids then disappearing for a while again, going into cryostasis as he puts it. I found it amusing that if we've waited a couple of months for this video then assuming similar gaps means the schedule he gives will cover a long period of time.
Wait, the pepper up your horse to give it some vigor actually happened? I thought it was just from that joke. It goes: "Help, I need to get to Washington in under 30 minutes, matter of life or death!" "I got you, good gentleman. This is my fastest horse, but even it can't quite go that fast, so we need to use a special technique. Take these two peppers. What you do is, lift the horse's tail, shove the pepper up it's hole, and quickly jump in the saddle. It will get you there with time to spare" "Thanks. But why 2 peppers?" "In case you don't get into the saddle on time"
Definitely implementing the advert into the style of the video is key, I feel like the internet historian could basically be his own superbowl spot considering how hype it is when he posts lol
Internet Historian gave us another charitable deduction that many people can benefit for it. Watermelon + Wine are perfect for newly weds in their honeymoon.
Yeah, but isn't that more on purpose? Like the smashing of the dish is almost like a toast to elicit celebration, where the slovenly British cheering when a glass is accidentally dropped is a more impromptu thing?
Except they don't do that as often anymore because it turns out broken china is very unpredictable and sometimes it flies up and cuts open your face or lodges itself on your throat and it can kill you. So I believe now they use other shit to break that isn't a huge hazzard.
It better be accurate that cocktails are named after horse suppositories, because I will not do any research and WILL be telling that cocktale to everyone I drink with
"And you're just badly retelling a Bible story! ... ... ... ..." Well-played, sir, well-played~ I shall stick my pinky out in dignified, fancy respect as I sip my fancy $5 bottle of wine~
He emphasized the word "whole" which sounds like "hole" and then said smt about badly retelling a story. I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the drama related to the "Man in hole" plagiarism incident where he is accused of badly retelling a story which he stole almost line by line from an article.
the story i knew behind the clinking of glasses is: a good drink you can smell, taste, see and even feel. but you cant hear it... thats why you clink the glasses to make a sensation for all 5 classic senses
Fun fact: while Bill Koch is a member of the Koch family who's worth over 130 billion dollars, he himself is worth about 3 billion. The biggest chunk of the family fortune, which consists of 84% of the Koch Industries company, is in the hands of his 2 brothers. He sold his stake in the company to the said brothers at a rather young age after a messy family dispute
We have a similar thing in Brazil regarding the watermelon/wine stuff. In Brazil it is said that mixing mango and milk will also kill you... tested it, it does not.
But wont the milk coagulate because of the mango? I dont know, i rarely have mangos in germany because the ones we get suck. But we have a disgusting yet nice shot called "Torpedo". Take a package of "Ahoi Brause" , a sweet effervescent powder and put the powder in your mouth where you let it rest on your tongue just to take a shot of vodka and then mix it all together. the powder is very sour and the mixture hits like a torpedo.
He didn't even really do anything. The video was transformative, it just wasn't transformative enough. Additive transformation is legally transformation, but the lack of any subtractive transformation is where the line was crossed. So, the author claimed it, as was his right to, and said, "Hey, what is the deal?" and they went."Oh, we're sorry, honest mistake, we'll link you in the reup," and the author said, "Bet, kisses." All parties left happy. The public reaction to the "plagiarism" was completely unjustified.
@@VultureSkinsat the same time people complain about him translating an article into a video but no one complains about the hundreds of streamers and youtubers that steal others videos by just reacting to it.
Honstely the best fancy video yet. One killer joke after another, Internet historian's comedic timing is truly brilliant. You won't read this, but your content is beautifully crafted comfort food. I could be ridden with depression lying on the floor and your silliness would still put a smile to my face. Cheers IH, you're a real one.
5:10 Dont forget the hallowed New Zealand tradition of Crate Day. One dozen long-neck beer bottles in a crate, purchased when the bottle store opens, and if you return the crate of empties before the close of the day, you get half your money back.
15:58 He did it cuz the couple would be basically laughed off for everyone for not planning right the wedding, with is such a cool detail, talks about how Jesus had esteem for them. In the end the boyfriend was congratulated because the usual thing at weddings was to give the best wine at the beginning, and here the best was at the end.
Im german, I havent done Brüderschaft in like 15 years and I havent seen anybody do it in that timeframe either. That much to that. But if you dont look me in the eye the moment the glasses touch you are dead to me.
@@janweber9817 Berlin here. Never seen that. Never done that. I have friends and colleagues in Northern Bavaria and I've also never seen them do this. Very bold to call this German.
Can't believe you didn't include the german Dreiklang where you clink your glass bottles at the bottom middle and top in one go. Absolutely beautiful sound imo
@@thelibertyking6735Thanks for commenting to boost the algorithm 😂😂😂 Imagine how sad your life must be to stalk the new videos of a content creator that another soyjack looking content creator told you was bad 😂😂😂
@@joinsidekeI mean... He's a billionaire. $300,000 is 0.0006% of his net worth. That's equivalent to someone with $2 million in the bank buying a $10 sandwich. Threatening people with lawsuits is just a hobby for him.
@@brugbo613 Nice try. $300,000 is 0.0006% of $50 billion while Bill Koch's net worth is $2 billion. So $300,000 is 0.015% of his net worth. That's equivalent to someone with $2 million in the bank buying a $300 sandwich.
next video title: "even more fancier: drinking & driving"
That takes skill, not class. 😁
@@TXiCN id say both
So that's the context behind the "hobbies" video thumbnail.
@@TXiCNnot in a self driving rolls royce...
@@TXiCN if you have a drunk chauffer then it takes both
Even when he's advertising a different company he advertises Nord
Loyalty cannot be bought
Probably made him a couple mil
Nord was one of the first companies that sponsored IH when he wasnt a superstar yet. But also, Nordman is just part of the lore now.
yes
Incogni is also owned by the same parent company as Nord after merging with Surfshark so its still all goin to the same place.
the watermelon and wine story makes so much more sense when I realize all these guys that came up with the theory were probably all perma drunk from said wine
Blow their minds by showing up with wine made FROM watermelons.
yoo ur profile pic is from fantasy online right?
@@Konstantin_KK YES! It was my childhood an i miss playing it all the time
@@michael2591 there was a steam release but i think they shut down the servers
After a while of drinking you tend to not get drunk so easily. The medieval monks would drink anyone in modern times under the table and not bat an eye.
In Serbia you cling glasses and hit the glas on the table before drinking so your son don't become a homosexual.
Obviously the majority of Serbian parents forget to do this.
@@goatwarrior3570 lol, I guess.
@@goatwarrior3570Hrvatski moment
@@goatwarrior3570 True!
Based
"Thomas Jefferson would have played a lot of factorio" how could you say something so succinct and accurate
He'd make a black man press the WSAD keys & left-click, do nothing with assemblers, & we'd call him a genius because he wrote out his failures with nice handwriting.
@@TrollOfReason
I've seem some brain-dead, retarded, and utterly baffling takes on historic figures in my day but this takes the cake in terms of misinformed seething on some centuries old dead guy. Congratulations!
@@TrollOfReasonTJ was based top to bottom, you know it; we all know it.
@TrollOfReason how clever and edgy /clap
Oh no not the poor heckin blackerinos they're like children who must be protected from the EXTREMELY BRUTAL PLANET EARTHA because the tribe and libs told me so! @@TrollOfReason
I don't know why the tower being held up by "a thousand tourists" made me think of 40k. A thousand tourists a day are sacrificed to the Leaning Tower of Mankind to keep it from falling.
make it ten thousand and imply that holding the tower up is useless anyway, just to be extra grimdark
Nah they gotta limit it to 1,000 otherwise it would scare the tourists away AND OR too many sacrifices would cause the tower to fall so hard it begins to spin (think of the ground as its axis)@@thenutella8846
TOWERS FOR THE TOWER GOD
That’s certainly a connection I didn’t think I’d see. 😂
nah more like the Dawi-Zharr bois and their black towers
I've never been so proud of being a German, cause all of those habits are real!
Also a common answer to "7 years of bad sex" is "better 7 years of bad sex, than no sex at all."
Don't forget: "Bier und Frauen stößt man von unten an". Roughly: You clink beer and women from below. Stoßen is short for anstoßen, which is the act of clinking glasses together for a toast, but more broadly to thrust and in this case to thrust you wurst into a woman.
"Ex oder Arschloch" is also a good one. "Ein Getränk exen" or "auf ex trinken" is the act of chugging any drink in one go. When you dare someone to chug their drink us germans threaten them with becoming an asshole if they are unable or unwilling to do it. Closely related is "Nich lang schnacken, Kopp in Nacken". This uses slang words and roughly means "don't talk too much, put your head into your neck" because when you chug a shot, you ideally tilt your head as far back as possible to drink it as fast as possible so that you taste it as little as possible. Because... you know... you drink that stuff to get drunk.
Heck, let's add "Wein auf Bier, das gönn ich mir. Bier auf Wein, das lass mal sein" to the list. "Wine after beer, I treat myself to that. Beer after wine, that's a no go". A handy little rhyme to remind you to drink stuff with high alcohol content after drinking low alcohol drinks first and not the other way around because... there is the belief it'll someone make you drunk faster if you drink a beer after having drank a wine. There isn't really anything to that, the seemingly faster inebriation simply comes from having drank the more potent stuff first.
@@blackm4niacinteresting. In the Midwest US we said "Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."
@@middlesiderridersame principle in reverse I guess, but more fitting to the language.
Did a google. Apparently the german saying as nothing with getting drunk but wine symbolises the noblemen and beer the peasants, so it's about how drinking beer after wine means you downgraded in social status.
Never heard of that shit in Germany. We in Franconia just go "Nunda" which means "Down it" to make our people drink, no stupid formalities. Franconians are the germans of the Germans.
@@glurak888I'm sorry to hear your drinking culture isn't as refined as ours
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As an alcoholic I am glad to learn more about drunking
Hiccup!
Not an alcoholic… you a connoisseur of fine liquors 😂 alcoholics have meetings.
someone get this man his keys
Thank god for microbreweries making alcoholism an acceptable hobby!
Haha I thought everyone knew sköl and kanpai, but I hadn't heard of Italians yelling penis
I did not expect to hear: "Zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Sack, Zack Zack" in an Incognito Video
Actually insane
*Zack Zack
Kreuzberger Nächte sind lang
Prost!
Kenne es nur mit "zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Kopf, zum Sack, Zack Zack"
"It was a whole MeToo thing, but it was the first MeToo, it was a MeOne" Thanks dad
Anybody remember a TV show called three sheets? It was so good!
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
Chuck sold the best Feeduck and Seeduck, man. Got my chickens through the winter.
Sneeeeeed
Chuck's Feed and Seed
Chuck's Fuck and Suck
I've seen this copypasta a hundred times but never seen feeduck and seeduck. Mad that I kekd
"Did he attempt the hugecharist?" Payoff worth it. 11/10
@@IronicCliche this bot found the wrong comment chain lol
@@IronicClichejust good to say this: no one gives a shit, period.
yeah I loved that callback
I believe the Finnish term kalsarikänni (underpants drunk) doesn't strictly mean drinking in your underwear, rather it's a figure of speech for not having to dress up nicely to go out drinking in a bar and just staying home drinking instead. So nothing fancy, just straight to the point
Yes. It is supposed to mean kinda trashy, somewhat pathetic style of day drinking, where you just drink beer alone at home half naked. Often what alcoholics do, but the expression is also used in self-deprecating manner as a joke.
In my language, the word for underpants used to mean "casual clothing" in general about a century or two ago. Maybe something similar happened to Finnish language, I dunno
And we have our version of cheers "kippis and kulaus", translated "clink and shallow of drink" or something. I duno how translate this. Plus there is all insane finish alcohol dare and drinking games.
the koskela brothers have entered the chat. "We have bolt cutters. Fuck the government." 🖕
If you're drinking at home and you still have your pants on, what are you even doing!?
I once heard from my grandpa that the reason we clink glasses was in connection to the senses. The mouth will taste the drink, the eyes can see it, the nose can smell it, and the clink is for the ears to hear it. But I think this was just an afterthought.
And putting our fingers in it can feel it's wet too, don't forget.
@@user-bw4jm1bv1ieven Better if it's other people drinks 😳
@@user-bw4jm1bv1i I love fingering my beverage
This is why I blow bubbles in my drink as it meets my lips. It's so refreshing.
ah thats why grand papa always said "Gluggligglugglugglug" out loud
The horse butt thing is also where we get the adverb "gingerly" after the way the horses would prance afterward
Unfortunately neither is true. Cocktail comes from the French word for “egg cup” and gingerly comes from the Latin word for “well-born”.
not a single part of the horse butt thing is even remotely true.
Make a video about Cheese. Nothing fancier than cheese .embrace it.
My jumper gets messy when I embrace the cheese.
The cheesier the better
The cheesier the better
Cutting the cheese.......
... did you ever have Cheese Milk before?
‘BBC? There’s an organization for that now?’ My man dug for copper on that joke and came up with gold.
Brother dropped his pint in a pub, we did all indeed go ‘WAAAAAAY’ its tradition
When he got to that part, I forgot that it's a thing that only we do and it made me happy.
In Australia we say TAXI (implying they definitely cannot drive home themselves)
Some people in America do it when waiters drop dishes, but their mostly seen as dickheads for mocking someone just trying to do their job.
@@Alias3141I’ve never seen it used in such a nasty way in Australia. Also hearing ‘taxi’ yelled by a crowd makes me look for whoever I came with to make sure they’re ok. It’s like a look after your buddies dog whistle really.
@@_letstartariot Nah wouldn’t say its that deep. TAXI is the first funny warning. “Is old mate alright” is when you really need to worry.
"These fish go to private school"
Hahaha....that's the lamest but funniest dad joke yet😂
As an Argentine, I've always assumed that mixing watermelon and red wine just made you violently shit yourself.
Well, I mean one is heavy in sugar, and the other is heavy in sugar. I imagine you would get a little silly and then a little shitty afterwards.
NordVPN's cameo was much appreciated.
Wait wait wait.... wasn't he dead? When did he got better?
@@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated
I'm still wondering what happened to Shadowman after his betrayal.
Convenient, I’m drinking and also watching this video while driving.
Don't watch this sober. You'll need the energy boost for driving.
😮 my hero
GODS STRONGEST SOLDIER 🫡
Based
Based on
The fact that they were so willing to drink basically half of their supposedly super valuable wine is kind of a dead giveaway that it was fake.
“THEY HAVE A WHOLE ORGANISATION FOR THAT NOW?!” 😂😂😂
Thats George Clooney for you
@@dakapo8985Big Bad Clooney 😎
I laughed so hard I choked for a second at that one.
I still don't get it, lol.
@@fivebrosstopmos BBC stands for multiple things, not just British Broadcasting Company. Think of a more degenerate option.
If this video was just the “Hugecharist” joke, it would have been worth the entire Fancy Series
The what?
The little pause and zoom in at "You're just badly retelling a bible story" was my favorite bit. 😅
Very few people are confident enough to joke at their own expense.
Missed a trick saying the monk still had monk duties when you could have said monk-y business
Erm ackshually, it would ve priestly duties as only a priest can administer the Eucharist👆🤓
Stfu a monk is a type of priest @@lukesites2457
I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation
@@lukesites2457Monks can also be priests
Having German parents, extreme eye contact is a part of every aspect of German living.
Is this our final lesson on fancy? I truly am become fancy after this, destroyer of lower class
Four more
@@Vanilla_Sun FOUR MORE BEERS
congrants on tommy tallarico for composing all of the music in this video! I bet his mother is very proud!
@@EnricoNobili-ij2on bot
@@EnricoNobili-ij2on For someone obsessed with calling out the copying of things, his audience sure is obsessed with telling the exact same joke over and over again.
"They have a whole organization for that now?" 💀💀💀
I loved that joke
19:00 Fun fact: the blood type on the Shroud of Turin is also AB
Woulda been funny if it was o negative, the universal donor, since you know, sharing blood around and whatnot
I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation
AB Blood- the Universal receiver
In fact, it's been proven that the shroud was made and like the 1200s or something like that, it's a fake. You should do a little bit of research.Yeah they found someone's blood on it but it's not jesus because it's not even that old
@@walrusArmageddon and AB is kinda the universal receiver
Internet historian is probably the only creator where I look forward to the ad part just as much as to the actual video.
This but also with Sseth.
Same. Just IH and Greasytales ads I enjoy.
You gotta check out “Internet Comment Etiquette”! He has great ADs!
Hopefully he made most of the content himself this time😂
I just love making all these redditors so mad.
Your favorite content creator is a thief 😂
Okay, I did it twice now I am done.
@@mitchconner403 Who do you say he stole from?
Thomas Jefferson kept mocking birds.
Tommy J: "Screw you stupid bird!"
🤣🤣🤣. I thought the same thing when I heard that.
I've heard of mobile suit Gundam, but this is the first I've heard of a mobile lawsuit Gundam.
If that was the theme of the Koch chapter it would have been perfect
Great video can't wait for more, it's always exciting when you upload!
in brazil, theres a mith simular to the wine and watermelon one.
it says that mixing mango and milk is fatal. the reason is because, long ago, when the country was a portuguese colony, the colonizers didnt wanted the natives to drink milk, since it was rare and expensive (imported from the capital), and since the indigenous people there used to eat lots of mango, they told that to them, and they believed, passing it to the next generations
In Germany we too have something like that: eating cherries and drinking water.
In Greece we say drinking milk and eating fish is lethal, though I don't quite know the myth behind it or where it came from
"In the 1700's fuel prices were so high that everyone started using horses"
With how things are going today we just might have to follow their steps
Ok boomer
You wanna be enslaved to Big Hay?
@F40PH-2CAT I'll ascend into a higher plane, I shall use the power of imagination to get to where I need to get to.
except all the millions of people who have no land and can't afford to board their horses or who have nowhere to do so.
I think history has a precedent for what happens in that kind of situation.
"Get fucked poors".
@@TFrills
Drink driving is pretty classy, especially through a school zone.
The extra "speed bumps" add to the ✨ classy ✨
cool pfp
Speeding too
Especially if you park in a classroom. Ultra classy
Thanks, you now support Rangers FC WATP :)
I was going to skip the ad but then remembered where I was
I believe clanking was invented by the makers of glassware. "Guys, while you're busy getting hammered, engage in an activity that has a good chance of breaking your glasses, especially after the loss of motor skills. That way, I can afford a new courtesan sooner!"
Also for Germany: An den Kopf, um den Kopf, in den Kopf!
= To the head (*holds glass to the forehead*), around the head (*circles glass around the head*), into the head (*drinks*).
klingt übel dumm lol
von der mitte zur titte zack zack zack
as a Canadian Im pretty sure he was just taking the piss with that tradition Ive never heard of it. Maybe im just not enough of an alcoholic
@@redmist6630 Seems to be real. Never heard if it either though.
As a catholic…you kinda surprised me by doing actual research! You pretty much got it all right! Well done 👍
yeah, me too. He still jokes and rewords the story, but compared to tons of other youtubers he was surprisingly respectful.
If you're following the schedule you outlines in paintings then you're back in cryostasis like 2026?
yes
What?
@@user-cx6kt3ku2fGo to his video on paintings, near the beginning IH talks about how he's releasing a few vids then disappearing for a while again, going into cryostasis as he puts it. I found it amusing that if we've waited a couple of months for this video then assuming similar gaps means the schedule he gives will cover a long period of time.
@@doctorsnekkyl720 The reason for the gap in this video to the last was because he's been waiting for his plagiarism scandal to die down
@@goo_dragon Makes sense, sad really I didn't think it even qualified as a scandal. People are insufferable.
Wait, the pepper up your horse to give it some vigor actually happened?
I thought it was just from that joke.
It goes:
"Help, I need to get to Washington in under 30 minutes, matter of life or death!"
"I got you, good gentleman. This is my fastest horse, but even it can't quite go that fast, so we need to use a special technique. Take these two peppers. What you do is, lift the horse's tail, shove the pepper up it's hole, and quickly jump in the saddle. It will get you there with time to spare"
"Thanks. But why 2 peppers?"
"In case you don't get into the saddle on time"
Based PFP btw.
Nice to learn about my Irish culture and that I'm now fancy.
YESSS HE IS BACK
great to see my UK traditions showed off to the world
The Internet Historian has the only channel where I don't fast forward through the ad reads...
For real, I'm so glad he didn't quit after the plagiarism.
Definitely implementing the advert into the style of the video is key, I feel like the internet historian could basically be his own superbowl spot considering how hype it is when he posts lol
It really helps when you just steal other people's ideas like he does
@@GypsumGenerationcope
@@babyyodaoncrack6429 get his balls out of your throat Jesus dude
"Its was the first "Me Too", it was.... a "Me One"!" made me blow air out of my nose ngl.
"The trick is to jump right before you hit the ground" 😂😂😂
Came for drinking, stayed for docking
🐎
Stayed for WHAT?
Ah a fellow classy man I see
I’ll dock with you -->
We have a fellow Docker comrades 😊
I love etymology. It's one of my favorite interests. Hello internet historian I love you
Hands down one of my favorite TH-camrs. Love all your content on all your channels!
Wine and watermelon? He couldn't be speak- VAMOOOOOOOOO ARGENTINA MENTIONED⭐⭐⭐
Muchaaaaachooo
MUCHAAACHOOOO
LAS MALVINAS ARGENTINAS
Maybe they shouldn't have named their country after argenine.
UHM AKSHUALLY is for the metal Argentum@@worldcomicsreview354
Internet Historian gave us another charitable deduction that many people can benefit for it. Watermelon + Wine are perfect for newly weds in their honeymoon.
Greek people also famously do the whole "cheering when you break a dish" thing. OPA! 🇬🇷
we do that here in brazil aswell. OPA, EITA, and other such verbalizations.
Yeah, but isn't that more on purpose? Like the smashing of the dish is almost like a toast to elicit celebration, where the slovenly British cheering when a glass is accidentally dropped is a more impromptu thing?
@@macbrown99Greeks cheer when a dish or glass is broken under any circumstance, deliberate or accidental.
Except they don't do that as often anymore because it turns out broken china is very unpredictable and sometimes it flies up and cuts open your face or lodges itself on your throat and it can kill you. So I believe now they use other shit to break that isn't a huge hazzard.
I think most Mediterranean countries do something similar! It keeps the atmosphere cheerful, and the culprit doesn't feel so guilty
It better be accurate that cocktails are named after horse suppositories, because I will not do any research and WILL be telling that cocktale to everyone I drink with
"And you're just badly retelling a Bible story! ... ... ... ..."
Well-played, sir, well-played~
I shall stick my pinky out in dignified, fancy respect as I sip my fancy $5 bottle of wine~
When in doubt pinky out
@@PALACIO254 Pinky out = EXTRA FANCIEREST
It's a bit like them just telling one of the David stories in the the mythology video, I loved it then too.
brainlet here, can someone explain me this moment?
He emphasized the word "whole" which sounds like "hole" and then said smt about badly retelling a story. I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the drama related to the "Man in hole" plagiarism incident where he is accused of badly retelling a story which he stole almost line by line from an article.
Bring back Storymode! ❤😭
the story i knew behind the clinking of glasses is: a good drink you can smell, taste, see and even feel. but you cant hear it... thats why you clink the glasses to make a sensation for all 5 classic senses
Fun fact: while Bill Koch is a member of the Koch family who's worth over 130 billion dollars, he himself is worth about 3 billion. The biggest chunk of the family fortune, which consists of 84% of the Koch Industries company, is in the hands of his 2 brothers. He sold his stake in the company to the said brothers at a rather young age after a messy family dispute
I’m begging Internet Historian does an episode on the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience, it’s so good and reminds of me of Fyre Festival and DashCon 😂
The world needed him back, and so changed fate for us all
I'm sure there's plenty of articles he could plagiarize from by now
@@vapingfury4460 Mentally challenged Hbomberguy fans spotted.
@@vapingfury4460the controversy has been resolved already, why don’t you find something more original to say 😎
@@vapingfury4460 is that actually you in your profile picture
We have a similar thing in Brazil regarding the watermelon/wine stuff. In Brazil it is said that mixing mango and milk will also kill you... tested it, it does not.
You're in Brazil, can you really be sure it didn't?
@@Feuerhamsterit didn’t, Brazilians are simply built different.
But wont the milk coagulate because of the mango? I dont know, i rarely have mangos in germany because the ones we get suck. But we have a disgusting yet nice shot called "Torpedo". Take a package of "Ahoi Brause" , a sweet effervescent powder and put the powder in your mouth where you let it rest on your tongue just to take a shot of vodka and then mix it all together. the powder is very sour and the mixture hits like a torpedo.
“Chat is this actually real?” 😂
He really accused Thomas Jefferson of being autistic.
I mean he’s probably right but still
I feel most men of historical significance were autistic and had their hyper-fixation directed towards political upheaval
Reminds me about that Varg post.
"Accused." Like it's a sort of crime.
I'm autistic and I approve this message
Ain't we all?
This should be a double sponsor for the Nord cameo
THE FANCIESTEST: SMOKING
❤ this should be next
Ahh yes, Tobacconism
If he does it he should absolutely include the morphine habits of the old English gentry. Now that was a fancy smoke, a true drug of the aristocracy
Argentina mentioned!!! 🎺🎺🎺🥇🥇🏆🏆🏅🎖🎇🎆🎆🎉🌞🌞🌞🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉⚽⚽⚽⚽
WHAT THE FUCK IS INFLATION 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
6:23
Very creative "representation" of the modern definition of docking with the trains hitting head-on
Ahhh nothing makes me happier than finding out IH just dropped a new video 🥰
He can’t be stopped
3:15
I heard the Dark Lord Chin-Chins voice and got whiplashed to 2016.
Sour Grapes is a documentary about a guy pushing lots of fake wine and how Billy Koch, and others, went after him. Fun stuff. Very fancy too.
3:10 ah I see, a man of culture indeed. All hail Lord chinchin
The man himself still lives
literally just waited it out lol and it worked
Fuck Hbomberguy. I agree with his politics but that was a straight hit piece on IH, even after IH credited and reuploaded the original story.
He didn't even really do anything. The video was transformative, it just wasn't transformative enough. Additive transformation is legally transformation, but the lack of any subtractive transformation is where the line was crossed. So, the author claimed it, as was his right to, and said, "Hey, what is the deal?" and they went."Oh, we're sorry, honest mistake, we'll link you in the reup," and the author said, "Bet, kisses." All parties left happy.
The public reaction to the "plagiarism" was completely unjustified.
@@yggdrasilburnes(key words: “it just wasn’t transformative enough”)
@@VultureSkinsat the same time people complain about him translating an article into a video but no one complains about the hundreds of streamers and youtubers that steal others videos by just reacting to it.
Honstely the best fancy video yet.
One killer joke after another, Internet historian's comedic timing is truly brilliant.
You won't read this, but your content is beautifully crafted comfort food.
I could be ridden with depression lying on the floor and your silliness would still put a smile to my face.
Cheers IH, you're a real one.
Yay another video of Internet Historian
we germans usually do "Prost" and then clink the glasses
oh, like 22:09 ?
Or depends on how drunk we are; "Hau weg die Scheiße!"
its in the video as a sidenote on 4:07
@@GEB_Rosee_PPS yes sir/mam, just like that
Love the profile pic.
As a Newfoundlander I can confirm that is exactly how every shot of screech goes and its beautiful
5:10 Dont forget the hallowed New Zealand tradition of Crate Day. One dozen long-neck beer bottles in a crate, purchased when the bottle store opens, and if you return the crate of empties before the close of the day, you get half your money back.
15:58 He did it cuz the couple would be basically laughed off for everyone for not planning right the wedding, with is such a cool detail, talks about how Jesus had esteem for them. In the end the boyfriend was congratulated because the usual thing at weddings was to give the best wine at the beginning, and here the best was at the end.
Just so were clear, the Fancy series will remain in my memory forever. I loved it and learned many things.
Same, it was super interesting and entertaining!
Im german, I havent done Brüderschaft in like 15 years and I havent seen anybody do it in that timeframe either.
That much to that.
But if you dont look me in the eye the moment the glasses touch you are dead to me.
Not sure where exactly you are from, but in western germany we still do that a lot
While doing shots its pretty normal where i live
@@janweber9817 Berlin here. Never seen that. Never done that. I have friends and colleagues in Northern Bavaria and I've also never seen them do this. Very bold to call this German.
@@Sebastian-hg3xc Berlin isn't Germany. It's just a broke, dysfunctional Neu-Kalkutta excuse for a capital.
Cursed with 7 years of bad sex!
This channel has become my new addiction i hope you dont run out of ideas!
I liked this video. Thank you.
I had no idea that's what the name of papa franku's "lord chinchin" translated to lol
ngl I like all these random stories
If only you knew who wrote them
@@simonprados7832 get a life smh 🤦
@@simonprados7832if only you know Harris’ past
That tiny clip of papa franku made me smile so much
Can't believe you didn't include the german Dreiklang where you clink your glass bottles at the bottom middle and top in one go. Absolutely beautiful sound imo
You know it’s going to be a great day when IH uploads
No, unless he palgiarises an innocent bystander without due credit.
@jaybyhop youre stupid
@jaybyhopum, no?
ih has a funny response to the whole thing here tho, thats good enough for me
@@thelibertyking6735Thanks for commenting to boost the algorithm 😂😂😂 Imagine how sad your life must be to stalk the new videos of a content creator that another soyjack looking content creator told you was bad 😂😂😂
@jaybyhop bro really said victimless crime when he stole a dude's entire work for ad revenue
I can not believe nobody actually put in the leg work to prove the bottles were genuine. It seemed disgustingly easy!
I can't believe that guy bought them without any kind of verification.
@@joinsidekeI mean... He's a billionaire. $300,000 is 0.0006% of his net worth. That's equivalent to someone with $2 million in the bank buying a $10 sandwich. Threatening people with lawsuits is just a hobby for him.
@@brugbo613 I hope you know that is not how net worth works. He does not have all his money just sitting in a bank.
@@brugbo613 Nice try.
$300,000 is 0.0006% of $50 billion while Bill Koch's net worth is $2 billion.
So $300,000 is 0.015% of his net worth. That's equivalent to someone with $2 million in the bank buying a $300 sandwich.
12:14 that's the one of the best dad jokes I ever heard 😂
"The BBC, they have a whole organisation for that now!?"
😂
"BBC THERES A WHOLE ORGANIZATION FOR THAT 😂😂😂
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY STORYMODE BEDTIME STORIES FOR MONTHS
Dealing with being called out for plagiarism, and then proceeding to not address it like a fucking coward
@@cringiestthingever9317no one gives a shit
@@cringiestthingever9317 fitting username lmao
@@cringiestthingever9317 You realize that apologizing is a confession of guilt, right? Do you think he's stupid?
@@kingstarscream3807 i mean he plagiarized so yes.
see you all next year!
This video inspired me to start my whole channel, you heard it here first
OMG THE HARRY POTTER 2 GAME OST from 21:20 hit me so randomly, and so hard wow.
I sure love driving. I mean drinkining. I mean driving. I mean drunk driving
I don't understand why there aren't more comments about the human heart in a chalice, housed in a church in Italy.
Same!
I think a lot of people just don't know about the eucharistic miracles tbh. I didn't even learn about them until I converted lol
9/10 Another Great Ad, Internet Historian!