An idea: each time we visit the rude English barber, we gain respect and eventually we end up with a plaque on the wall to remind people of our importance.
@@goodboy-iz8yb It's Japanese katakana and it says "Mari". I believe that's Japanese for the name "Mali". I'm not great at Japanese tho so I could be wrong.
I don’t know how Fred’s Rude English Barbershop video’s always relax me soo well. Even after a long and rough day, being considered lower class than Lord Farquaad and getting this quality treatment just works every time.
Seeing the client and barber relationship grow over different videos would be awesome development. The barber slowly treating the client as a favorite due to the client increasing his status. Love the content Fred!
Please, give this man more sponsorships. I admit I am using adblock, I hate ads with a passion. But yet again Fred manages to integrate a thematically matching ad in a way that doesn't bother me at all. Not only that, it's actually entertaining!
I love the idea that there was a really disheveled, smelly and weird gamer that won the lottery so now goes and gets expensive haircuts, games, goes on holidays and goes to the fragrance shop Idk it just seems like his life has got nice and he's happier
This video was fantastic- the edited in sounds to match the visuals, the grandness of how you move, the little extra fancy twirls here and there, and omg. That powdering! Thanks so much for another great video!
When I take afternoon naps while listening to Fred I wake up in less than an hour and fully energized, where as if I just nap I wake up in three hours feeling worse than ever. To add on to that, you're the only asmr channel I even enjoy listening to, so from the bottom of my heart thank you and please continue doing what you do!
We should keep doing this same exact barber role play with the same customer but progressively he gets more accustomed to the shop and Fred becomes more friendly...
@@worldbestt-shirtshoodie-go6184 no you completely missed the point. He mean we, the singular customer, become a regular at Freds barbershop and over time Fred becomes more friendly.
Man, when the damn ad is relaxing as hell and amazingly funny already, you know this'll be an awesome mid-week treat. Do you think that Farquaad uses the Lawn Mower? 😏😝
I'd like to note that in the manscaped ad he says to "put away the razors." Anyone bold enough to shave their balls with a traditional cutthroat razor wouldn't have to worry about accidents bc their balls would be absolute steel.
I’m surprised more people aren’t watching him. He introduced me and made me like asmr. And it just seems relaxing and kinda funny how Thor is talking super quiet and knows how to cut hair and shave well and is just overall gentle
freds the best he always puts a smile on his face hes always happy hes very calm and hes asmr is sooo good its put me to sleep soo many times trust me freds is amazing:) fred if your reading this your the best and i watch all your vid also im subcribed and liked and notified:)
The small picture frame sitting on the desk on the middle seat (edit:oops the right seat) is Lord Farquad, probably small to try and keep copyright claims away.
my barber mr. jones when i was growing up was theee besssst. the slight brushes of his finger as he shaved my sideburns and neck with a razor made me fall asleep and at the end he and my mother would laugh at me as they woke me up
I've only gotten a shave once and I passed out almost immediately. Dude just left me in the chair when he finished, woke up and hour later and had a good laugh. Paid a nice top for the extra sleep
Fred is forcing ourselves to some character development. We went from walking right into the shop unannounced to actually booking an appointment! Not even the greatest filmmakers have this amazing development of character! Just. Brilliant.
This asmr guy reminds me of Chris Hemsworth but will say this if this guy had to be in a movie I think he would be great as an assassin if they ever made another assassins creed just saying 🤷🏻♂️🔥 awesome video
@@aljan6 He looks like Thor at first but the more I watch, the more I see him as a younger Gandalf (and yes I know he made one as Gandalf) but dude is legit a clone of Ian McKellen.
I just noticed that the photos in the back are some of your other characters! You always put so much detail into your videos! You can see it clearly at 14:30
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“Your balls will thank” at the advertising box almost killed me
@Fathima Ahunsu Stop with the spam please, its a nuisance. Nobody is going to click on your link.
Same 🤣
I almost died
It was written
NEWSPAPER: "WE SAVE BALLS"
BOX: "YOUR BALLS WILL THANK YOU"
Fan Me at least it doesn’t rip and cut it, which could be a problem
“They spent 18 months perfecting it” makes you wonder how many family jewels were chipped during that process 😂
imagine testing a ball trimmer lmaoooo
@@cheef825 that sounds terrifying
Vag trimmer
I just realized it looks hella like a viberator maybe that’s how they perfected it
OMG That's so true, I feel so bad for those men. Mine hurr just thinking about it.
Fred's sponsorship ads are the best! Hilarious every time!
Hilarious* and I agree!!
Social problem of humanity in 2020 year
Hillerious
Want to join me for some tea?
@@LegoShay thank you for correcting me 😊
@@playsay8352 huh
For once I want to see Lord Farquad himself visit the English Barbershop.
Fathima Ahunsu garbage
Is he British?
I am here
"The viewer has fallen asleep with the video!"
*laughter*
@Fathima Ahunsu STOP
Why is this guy doing asmr when he’s a professional advertiser
Why do only one if he can do both very well hahaa
Swear that lawnmower thing is like £300
£300 to chop hair tf 😂
@@FinW. if it works as well as they say it does and I had the money I would get it
@@FinW. idk where u got that information but thats not true at all wtf
Colin Engel
Went on the website and I swear I saw something like that, I mean I would pay but there are alternatives
Damn....Fred be watching that “sell me this pen” movie. When is he going to be on TV ads? 🤣🤣
wolf of wall street reference v nice
Let’s be honest he is one of the best people to bring this to the same community
An idea: each time we visit the rude English barber, we gain respect and eventually we end up with a plaque on the wall to remind people of our importance.
yes, this is nice. I like this
Or a plaque of what a customer *shouldn’t* look like
I READ IMPOTENCE LOL
I just realized all the pictures in the back are of him XD
He's barber of the month every month.
At 3:23 the background is focused so you can see it better
They're all the Rude English Gentlemen in the area
Haha I remember, they are his patreons
I love it so much, makes me so happy to see all the high class men who’ve visited before me
Despite him being rude it is nice seeing his shop is still in business
This is a test to see if you are a real clone trooper.
Hello there.
Reply if you know.
SpicyTaco320 吧
@@spicytaco3209 *GENERAL KENOBI*
SpicyTaco320 GENERAL KENOBI
@@spicytaco3209 0
I love this barbershop
me too
U should try in vr
Hello.
I'm Japanese.
Your ASMR is my favorite✨
I like this sound!
I'm relax when I listen to your ASMR!
Thank you😊
What does your pfp say?
@@goodboy-iz8yb It's Japanese katakana and it says "Mari". I believe that's Japanese for the name "Mali". I'm not great at Japanese tho so I could be wrong.
@@wolfspiderzx disclaimer 2 months later - Mari is not a form of Mali, it's a different name
I don’t know how Fred’s Rude English Barbershop video’s always relax me soo well. Even after a long and rough day, being considered lower class than Lord Farquaad and getting this quality treatment just works every time.
"Oh GOSH..."
Fred is the most dapper asmrtist, he doesn't sully his voice with crude exclamations.
@Fathima Ahunsu please, just stop spamming
I truly cannot escape these goddamn manscaped commercials
I never thought in a million years someone could make talking about shaving balls calming
Seeing the client and barber relationship grow over different videos would be awesome development. The barber slowly treating the client as a favorite due to the client increasing his status. Love the content Fred!
I log on to this video at 3 am and the first thing I see is " MANSCAPED
*WE SAVE BALLS*
It's true they do
@@spe147_ he knows from experience of already losing one
Please, give this man more sponsorships. I admit I am using adblock, I hate ads with a passion. But yet again Fred manages to integrate a thematically matching ad in a way that doesn't bother me at all. Not only that, it's actually entertaining!
He is so good at doing his sponsors. It makes me get them every time 😂
Holy shit! That was the best intro advert ever! Well done, mate!
I love the idea that there was a really disheveled, smelly and weird gamer that won the lottery so now goes and gets expensive haircuts, games, goes on holidays and goes to the fragrance shop
Idk it just seems like his life has got nice and he's happier
This is your dream huh
Nah he’s also been wand shopping and is known to hang with Gandlalf.
This brings me back to 2020 so badly
The sponsorships parts are always a full tv ad such high quality 😂😭
I love how he loves his craft so much that he forgets who we are for a second while explaining what he does
Very Tingling video, Thanks Fred
8:30 Cape
11:30 Clippers
12:50 Electric Razor
14:30 Hot Towel
18:17 Shaving Cream
20:10 Applying Shaving Cream
23:36 Razor
33:50 Hot Towel
35:25 Hand Sounds
36:16 Cold Towel
41:10 Towel Tapping
thank you!
0:13 when she touchs you with the cold hands
@Fathima Ahunsu please just stop nobody likes it
Fr
If all barbershop experiences were this relaxing, I'd never let my hair grow back even an inch.
This video was fantastic- the edited in sounds to match the visuals, the grandness of how you move, the little extra fancy twirls here and there, and omg. That powdering! Thanks so much for another great video!
*When Fred uploads... I click.*
He's legend status. 😎
“Would you mow the lawn with a shovel?” I’m done. 😂😂😂😂
Fred should do a Lord Farquaad roleplay someday.
Props to you for the background blur. Really gives it more realism.
Fred: "Pleasantries aside, let's get you ready for a shave."
Si Robertson: "NAH"
When I take afternoon naps while listening to Fred I wake up in less than an hour and fully energized, where as if I just nap I wake up in three hours feeling worse than ever.
To add on to that, you're the only asmr channel I even enjoy listening to, so from the bottom of my heart thank you and please continue doing what you do!
We should keep doing this same exact barber role play with the same customer but progressively he gets more accustomed to the shop and Fred becomes more friendly...
yes, but your customers are killed in the process
@@worldbestt-shirtshoodie-go6184 no you completely missed the point. He mean we, the singular customer, become a regular at Freds barbershop and over time Fred becomes more friendly.
His voice is the best asmr,not capping
Man, when the damn ad is relaxing as hell and amazingly funny already, you know this'll be an awesome mid-week treat. Do you think that Farquaad uses the Lawn Mower?
😏😝
What I love about Fred is that he doesn’t just “dress” for his character, he really becomes the character and puts real effort into his content!
And he’s so tingly 🥰
In honour of Bill and Ted 3 coming out "Everyone, please be Excellent to each other" ☺️💜💜💜
And party on
ASMR are the only kind of videos where I listen to the ads
Lol
Who else noticed all of the other rude English gentlemen in the pictures hanging on the back of the wall
Meeee I love it
Highest marks 👏🏻
@Foam Farmer they are. They all go to that barber. Only place high class enough for them.
First thing I noticed on the first one was that
I really, really loved and appreciated the hand movements and extra sounds in this video, Fred! Hats off to you!
I'd like to note that in the manscaped ad he says to "put away the razors." Anyone bold enough to shave their balls with a traditional cutthroat razor wouldn't have to worry about accidents bc their balls would be absolute steel.
This is probably the only youtube sponcer ive ever actually cared about/ wanted/ enjoyed
I swear to god, Fred could do a kick ass Alfie Solomons ASMR. Or just any peaky blinders asmr.
Yes!!!
Yes that would be amazing to watch
general kenobi hello there
The sound of the blade scratching the "skin" ... Ever so tingly ♥️
REG: “I need to sanitise my hands now as I have touched you”
That is how people are nowadays anyway....
I love the use of the emoji at the end in the title, really helped me single out the barber shop in the plethora of stores on this street
hello mr Fred’s voice i just want to say your my favourite asmrist
You are amazing Fred
"Motif of disappointment" that's what the ladies call me, Fred.
Relatable :")
14:42 again with the looking in the eyes..cracks me up everytime. Good job fred.
Cheers Freddo Goodnight everyone 😴
Freddo😂
King V2 haha
I’m surprised more people aren’t watching him. He introduced me and made me like asmr. And it just seems relaxing and kinda funny how Thor is talking super quiet and knows how to cut hair and shave well and is just overall gentle
freds the best he always puts a smile on his face hes always happy hes very calm and hes asmr is sooo good its put me to sleep soo many times trust me freds is amazing:) fred if your reading this your the best and i watch all your vid also im subcribed and liked and notified:)
Can we just appreciate the fact that he still continues to put start wars quotes in the description.
The Lord Farquad Experience next please.
You have done it again Fred, you have made me fall asleep. Keep up the Good work bro😁😁😁
His acting is so good, it makes me kinda mad sometimes that he is so rude
Haha. So smooth how he integrated this ad into this video. Very clever.
When you’re not first, not last, but you tapped really fast.
thank you for the code fred!!!!!
My guess is that the bodygroom is probably a better line overall, but honestly, that charging dock is a really good design.
This is probably the best gift for a bro.
I love how all the pictures are Fred, now all he needs is a Lord Farguad then it would be the most high class Barbershop
The small picture frame sitting on the desk on the middle seat (edit:oops the right seat) is Lord Farquad, probably small to try and keep copyright claims away.
I haven't been so excited for an ad ever
Imagine going from Hairspray Queen Nirvana to FredsVoice ASMR
Underrated song
Love Kurdt’s “old man” voice
your asmr is the best!!!!!
Fred has mastered the art of the sponsorship
Thanks for the discount code FRED just used it....great valentines day gift for myself
When am I going to get manscaped by Fred? I heard he does profesional cutting
You do understand what manscaping is, right?
@@some_noob1121 that's why he wants it
Kinda sus man 😳
That special package is reserved only for Lord Farquad
Yeah I got a lot of hair. Get to cutting that bush lol
The ad is legendary, thank you
19:14 thats what good ASMR sounds like xD
I love the star wars quotes!! Unique touch fred!
my barber mr. jones when i was growing up was theee besssst. the slight brushes of his finger as he shaved my sideburns and neck with a razor made me fall asleep and at the end he and my mother would laugh at me as they woke me up
XD
I've only gotten a shave once and I passed out almost immediately. Dude just left me in the chair when he finished, woke up and hour later and had a good laugh. Paid a nice top for the extra sleep
KILLASAURUSFLEX Lmao thats rad
I think he’s my favorite asmrtist and this is the only video I watched of him
You should make an Ultra Fast episode where the Rude English Barber doesnt have much time because he has an appointment with Lord Farquard.
Fred is forcing ourselves to some character development. We went from walking right into the shop unannounced to actually booking an appointment! Not even the greatest filmmakers have this amazing development of character! Just. Brilliant.
plot twist: Fred really likes you he's just too upperclassmen to say it
I actually giggled with glee when I saw this video pop up.
I cannot wait to see the next entry into the farquaad saga
You can actually tell he's becoming nicer.
love how hes super serious during the ad
New title idea “You have a crush on the Rude English Barber but he hates you”
Woah sus
'WE SHAVE BALLS' What an amazing newspaper headline
This asmr guy reminds me of Chris Hemsworth but will say this if this guy had to be in a movie I think he would be great as an assassin if they ever made another assassins creed just saying 🤷🏻♂️🔥 awesome video
Everyone calls him thor, its a classic kinda meme/gag from his fans/viewers
@@aljan6 He looks like Thor at first but the more I watch, the more I see him as a younger Gandalf (and yes I know he made one as Gandalf) but dude is legit a clone of Ian McKellen.
Aljan Donker 🤣🤣🤣 hell yeah
Fred’s promos are the best promos
"motif of disappointment" what a rare insult, that's getting yoinked.
*motive bang
Thanks for your dedication!
I'm not even a man, and I want to buy a manscaper now.
@Fathima Ahunsu that’s not even related to what he said
I think its a bot it's on nearly every reply
That i looked at
Same. I’m not a man but that device looks cool. 😂
All can use it
Fred: "you wouldn't mow the lawn with a shovel"
Drill sergents: you will now
Who else caught the peace of string/hair on his hat (i cant stop looking at it)
Help please
Finally barbershop!😍👏🏼👏🏼
It’s so funny when he’s awkward especially during the towel part. Consider a video on that?
I LOVE the advertising scene LOL.
I just noticed that the photos in the back are some of your other characters! You always put so much detail into your videos!
You can see it clearly at 14:30
you can also see it well at 27:54
fredward adds so much sharpen to his videos
*_thanks for the sponsorship but i prefer "torching" to get rid of unwanted hair._*
NNOOOOOO!!!!!
@@chinmustache6420 *_Yes._*
Why not wax?
Finally someone with the same amount of class and man as myself
@@fernandorodriguez876 If you're a man, you'll understand why you sound insane.
I had just recently bought the lawnmower 3.0. I highly recommend it to anyone who is looking in the market!
22:11 time stamp if you wanna see the photos of Fred on the wall
The photos of Fred hanging in the back is so wholesome 😂