Weißbrot is NOT Toast. And Liams Dad is right! When you put bread into a toaster, you get toast. But in Germany we have a special type of bread (a square shape white bread) that is used for toasting, which is called "Toast". So only in germany, when you put bread into a toaster, you get toasted bread. When you want toast, you buy toast. And when you put Toast into the Toaster, you get toasted toast.
Toastbrot, the "toast" is the descriptive word and "brot" is what it describes. Instead of saying „Brot zum Toast“ in true German style, you have to smash the words together hence Toastbrot! And remember to try and put the verb at the end of the sentence.
My eldest just came out with......in German fairytales they dont say ‘And they lived happily ever after’.....they say ‘And if they haven’t died, then they are still living today’. Please let this be true!!
I don't know if this can make your dad feel any better, but as a Pole living in Britain I now only drink the proper English tea with milk, and my Polish family still hasn't completely come to terms with it 😁
Hearing your dad, with his fabulously daft sense of British humour, I can easily imagine my own father (who was far older, but who had just this sense of humour) making exactly the same comments and jokes.
Fun fact, I always watch videos on social media without sound so I was honestly surprised when after months of watching your videos I heard you talk for the first time and realised you're not german.
With bread the issues is, also for germans, most of us arent bakers so we do not know the "actual" name of a kind of bread we only know how our bakery calls the bread. And bakers cannot figure out a single way to name bread. Even for the most basic schit you hear 1001 different names.
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I think everyone knows the words, you just don't use them actively (because of the funny bakery names) ... but its simple: Weizenbrot, Weizenmischbrot, Roggenbrot, Roggenmischbrot, Dinkelbrot, Dinkelvollkornbrot, Weißbrot, Schwarzbrot ... and Holzofenbrot, Sonnenblumenbrot, Kartoffelbrot, Eiweißbrot, Leinsamenbrot, Walnussbrot ... I think you know at least 10, arent you?
Apropos of nothing. I finished a conversation today with a secret German Liam smirk. I noticed it immediately and carried on enjoying the realisation. 😏
Thank you very much! Love this stuff to play with all these prejudices and fine differences between Brits and Germans. Love Liams role acting like an Allien here in Germany. It shows us our strange behaviour and attitudes we have sometimes.
Ist ja schön und gut das sonntag ruhetag ist, aber irgendwann wenn man mal gerade nicht arbeiten muss muss man halt auch saugen! Ich lege "ruhe" glaube ich sehr weit aus. (Aber ich achte drauf andere nicht so sehr zu stören, also immerhin etwas.)
1:19 "Toast is not bread" - Here we go again loool 16:58 Here in Brazil, less than a year ago, automatic checkouts began, in addition to regular checkouts, where we pass our products and pay ourselves. I always prefer to go to the automatic checkout because it is faster to wait in line and to pay, but unfortunately (or fortunately) now the automatic checkout is slower because they have added voices for blind people during each process of passing products and I lose patience with the slowness of the current system hahaha
'Voices for deaf people' do you mean blind? The automatic checkouts at my local supermarkets talk as well, it must be incredibly annoying for the cashiers sitting next to them
Regardless whether you are German, American, or British a typical toast bread is a sandwich bread that is intended to be toasted, but doesn't necessarily have to. It consists of flour, water, yeast, salt butter (or vegetable oil) and sugar. A white or wholegrain bread consists of just flour, water, yeast and salt. If you like the British dinner rolls like I do (in German Buchteln) you add a whole egg to the ingredients of your sandwich bread. Enjoy it.
In Australia, bread intended to be toasted is typically just the same as other bread but sliced thicker. So you'll see "toast sliced" and "sandwich sliced" loaves at the supermarket
Actually ur dad is not so wrong about the bread and toast. Basically the broad category for all breads including the toast bread, is bread. Now, everything that is a bread and has been sliced thinly and placed in the toaster can be considered toast. however, your wife is right to call the toast bread a specific category as we are used finding this bread in slices at the supermarkets for that specific use and already sliced and everything. This industrialised form cannot be considered real bread as it tastes of nothing in most cases. So we call this toast bread.
Living in Germany my whole life (40 years and counting), and I can’t even name 10 types of bread. 7? Sure. 8? Only if my life depends on it-and even then, I’d probably need a lifeline. 😅 Very nice of Liams dad to participate in his videos.
20:30 ihr solltet absolut erbarmungslos sein, wenn es darum geht😂 man lernt eine sprache NUR, wenn man sie auch benutzt. Und Liam kann mittlerweile so gut deutsch, dass es da eigentlich keine Ausrede gibt 😜
ticket prices in germany is realy strangly cheap swedish fines starting at 150 Euro :D what is the point giving a ticket o40 Ero for driving 15/kmh more it is realy to low.
wait a minute XD HES YOUR DAD!!! God. why did i think hes just a real good buddy of yours u visit in the UK!!! it never crossed me that he would be your Dad! HE LOOKED TOO YOUNG TO ME! I had more of a way less trashy "shaun of the dead" buddy situation vibe. whaaaaaaaaat
not even 2 minutes in and im angry, as a german the mischaracterization of "toast" has always bothered me. if you dont toast the sliced bread its not toast. its sold as "Toastbrot" because its bread specifcally engineered to be toasted in a toaster, but until its toasted its just mediocre industrial bread. also it isnt stricktly white bread it may be wholewheat aswell
Yep you can toast sourdough , granary , multiseed, wheaten, potatoe, soda farl, rye, wholemeal bread its frustrating that some countries think UK bread is just the cheap white bread . But then again a bacon sandwich is ace in cheap tiger bread 😋 Keep up the good work Liam , I lived in Switzerland for 9 years It brings it all back !!!
Als ich auf einer Schulung war wollten einige morgens Brötchen in der nahegelegenen Bäckerei kaufen. Regional haben einfache Brötchen überall andere Bezeichnungen. Einer bestellte Schrippen, einer Brötchen, einer Wecken, einer ... Die Verkäuferin fragte, wenn sie den Begriff nicht kannte "Was möchten Sie?" und als bei so vielen Worten immer auf die normalen Brötchen gezeigt wurde sagte sie "Am besten geht ihr alle raus, einer sammelt und bestellt!" 😂
What Germans call toast is terrible white bread dried up cold, and has nothing to do with toasting bread as his father describes. ANY kind of bread can be toasted. It is NOT a particular type of bread.
The currywurst's origins are attributed specifically to the German capital. In 1949, a resourceful German housewife, Herta Heuwer, traded some spirits with British soldiers for ketchup. The trade created the dish - composed of German sausage, or wurst, sliced and doused in ketchup and sprinkled with curry powder.
@@MilkyKay ah that makes sense , my wife gets curry and chips from the chippy and every time i say i want mushy peas not curry she just ignores me ! obviously im english and allthough i like lots of different food ,im pssd off at english food being maligned. as far as im concerened jam rolly polly (made with suet )is unbeatable
With light shining in like that every quite clean room suddenly appears like a dusty abysmal cancer triggering environment while in fact it is just totally normal.
Weißbrot is NOT Toast. And Liams Dad is right! When you put bread into a toaster, you get toast. But in Germany we have a special type of bread (a square shape white bread) that is used for toasting, which is called "Toast". So only in germany, when you put bread into a toaster, you get toasted bread. When you want toast, you buy toast. And when you put Toast into the Toaster, you get toasted toast.
Exactly!
The problem is that 90% of all bread sold in English supermarkets looks like and tastes like our Toastbrot.
Yes, Weißbrot does not have to be Toast, but Toast is Weißbrot. So she is not wrong in that regard.
Sag mir, dass du Deutsch bist ohne zu sagen, dass du Deutsch bist =)
....... but I toast any bread (but Knäckebrot ) in a toaster.... 😅
Your dad Is super lovely and funny. Please more content with him
yes, very sweet 🥰
"You put bread in the toaster and the output is toast."
😂💯
I mean he is right!
Well, Toastbrot isn't just Weißbrot. Toastbrot also contains fat (usually butter) while Weißbrot does not. Thus she should have counted it.
Toastbrot, the "toast" is the descriptive word and "brot" is what it describes. Instead of saying „Brot zum Toast“ in true German style, you have to smash the words together hence Toastbrot! And remember to try and put the verb at the end of the sentence.
That is British logic for you! 😂😂😂 What a nice fellow!
Dad is spot on here.
His dad is soooo lovely . you feel cozy around him he is full love fun and love
That is soooo true! Very very cozy and full of love and fun
he's such a good sport, really lovely man
"Dad: 'Hans, is that you?' Me: 'Nein, it's your Wurst nightmare.' *
😂😂
😂😂😂
My eldest just came out with......in German fairytales they dont say ‘And they lived happily ever after’.....they say ‘And if they haven’t died, then they are still living today’. Please let this be true!!
I never realised how german this is 😂😂😂 Yes this is true, not all fairytales have this ending 😂
Your dad is so funny...He is a good content 👍
I don't know if this can make your dad feel any better, but as a Pole living in Britain I now only drink the proper English tea with milk, and my Polish family still hasn't completely come to terms with it 😁
such lovely people
Aren't they? 🤗
Weltmeisterbrot sollte zählen!!
Richtig !!
Hearing your dad, with his fabulously daft sense of British humour, I can easily imagine my own father (who was far older, but who had just this sense of humour) making exactly the same comments and jokes.
beautiful video of the family.. your dad is so lovely and nice.. 💕 keep up the great work, really wonderful
🤣🤣 you're Dad's a character but every time i see you Liam i just can't get your altered ego out of my mind😁i know hes lurking even in this vlog🤣🤣
What a wholesome group of souls, including the "loading" old cat on the left
You dad is awesome
Great people, all of them!
@2:12 ...I love Liams dad's response!!!😂
Lovely time and good fun! By the way....that cat is magnificent!!!!👍
Roggenbrot
Dinkelbrot
Grünkernbrot
Frankenlaib
Toastbrot
Sonnenblumenbrot
Holzofenbrot
Kürbiskernbrot
Haferbrot
Kartoffelbrot
Pumpernickel
Schwarzbrot
Komissbrot
Sojaschrotbrot
Knäckebrot
Perfekt
Zwiebelbrot
Mehrkornbrot
Abendbrot ;-)
You forgot *Bernd das Brot*
Bonus: French bread. th-cam.com/video/hhn8AP6pXUc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=0s1cyawmQl8s_--k
@@colonelcurtis626 Eiweißbrot
Buchweizenbrot
Bauernbrot
Gewürzbrot
Danke schön
Fun fact, I always watch videos on social media without sound so I was honestly surprised when after months of watching your videos I heard you talk for the first time and realised you're not german.
Out of curiosity, what's the point of watching videos on mute?
@@YourFavouriteCommentI honestly don't know. I'm neurodivergent and apparently a lot of ND folks do this, but I can't tell you why.
Dad is fantastic!
With bread the issues is, also for germans, most of us arent bakers so we do not know the "actual" name of a kind of bread we only know how our bakery calls the bread. And bakers cannot figure out a single way to name bread. Even for the most basic schit you hear 1001 different names.
I think everyone knows the words, you just don't use them actively (because of the funny bakery names) ... but its simple: Weizenbrot, Weizenmischbrot, Roggenbrot, Roggenmischbrot, Dinkelbrot, Dinkelvollkornbrot, Weißbrot, Schwarzbrot ... and Holzofenbrot, Sonnenblumenbrot, Kartoffelbrot, Eiweißbrot, Leinsamenbrot, Walnussbrot ... I think you know at least 10, arent you?
bread is just bread
Weltmeisterbrot exists, one of my favorites :)
The look on liams dads face at 1:17 makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂. There is a disturbance in the force 😂😂😂
😃2 times toasted "toast-bread" is Zwieback 😉
Your dad is gold :D
This was so much fun to watch. I have to remember to finish my lunch first or I’ll choke to death from laughter.
Andy's feelings about the tea situation are the same as Valerie's towards the toast situation. ;)
very cool video, i love it :D wirklich verdammt gutes video, die unterschiede sind ja teilweise gigantisch
Love Liam’s dad
Apropos of nothing. I finished a conversation today with a secret German Liam smirk. I noticed it immediately and carried on enjoying the realisation. 😏
your dad is such a nice person :D
Love this episode. Bread in, toast out. Simple.
How heartbroken he was with the "Green and fruity tea" topic ... Lovely :)
Thank you very much! Love this stuff to play with all these prejudices and fine differences between Brits and Germans.
Love Liams role acting like an Allien here in Germany.
It shows us our strange behaviour and attitudes we have sometimes.
Even though I'm a green tea maniac myself, I love how passionate his dad is about tea. :D
8:11 the most German ‘yes’ I’ve ever heard from Liam hahaha
Nah Liam, the RUHRGEBIET is the Currywurst hotspot. Don't @me if you haven't had a Dönninghaus from Bochum
Not all bread deserves to go onto the toaster, so there must be a ToastBrot 😂
I toast everything except Toastbrot , so lange ich noch beißen kann 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ist ja schön und gut das sonntag ruhetag ist, aber irgendwann wenn man mal gerade nicht arbeiten muss muss man halt auch saugen! Ich lege "ruhe" glaube ich sehr weit aus. (Aber ich achte drauf andere nicht so sehr zu stören, also immerhin etwas.)
Einfach knebeln.
1:19 "Toast is not bread" - Here we go again loool
16:58 Here in Brazil, less than a year ago, automatic checkouts began, in addition to regular checkouts, where we pass our products and pay ourselves. I always prefer to go to the automatic checkout because it is faster to wait in line and to pay, but unfortunately (or fortunately) now the automatic checkout is slower because they have added voices for blind people during each process of passing products and I lose patience with the slowness of the current system hahaha
'Voices for deaf people' do you mean blind? The automatic checkouts at my local supermarkets talk as well, it must be incredibly annoying for the cashiers sitting next to them
@@MedusaMrigesh Yeap, blind. I've corrected it. Thanks!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one defending the term Toast as a type of bread.
Regardless whether you are German, American, or British a typical toast bread is a sandwich bread that is intended to be toasted, but doesn't necessarily have to. It consists of flour, water, yeast, salt butter (or vegetable oil) and sugar. A white or wholegrain bread consists of just flour, water, yeast and salt. If you like the British dinner rolls like I do (in German Buchteln) you add a whole egg to the ingredients of your sandwich bread. Enjoy it.
In Australia, bread intended to be toasted is typically just the same as other bread but sliced thicker. So you'll see "toast sliced" and "sandwich sliced" loaves at the supermarket
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Poor Liam being put through that.
12:36 traditional SOUTHgerman at most
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Actually ur dad is not so wrong about the bread and toast. Basically the broad category for all breads including the toast bread, is bread. Now, everything that is a bread and has been sliced thinly and placed in the toaster can be considered toast. however, your wife is right to call the toast bread a specific category as we are used finding this bread in slices at the supermarkets for that specific use and already sliced and everything. This industrialised form cannot be considered real bread as it tastes of nothing in most cases. So we call this toast bread.
21:09 wait, what? Isn't green tea the typical English tea?
Living in Germany my whole life (40 years and counting), and I can’t even name 10 types of bread. 7? Sure. 8? Only if my life depends on it-and even then, I’d probably need a lifeline. 😅
Very nice of Liams dad to participate in his videos.
That was the blitz for you father😁
KITTY😂
'Toast' is what Germans call English style white bread. I don't know what they call it after it has been toasted.😀
toasted toast
Because its only purpose is to be toasted, can't eat that spongy stuff raw
@@YourFavouriteCommentNo! a lot of people eat this kind of bread without toasting it! No problem at all
What do you call rice after it has been cooked? 🤷🏻♂️
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Which fish&chips restaurant?
What a adorable "ufff" at 5:53 :D
I felt sleep with the Mehrkornbrot
20:30 ihr solltet absolut erbarmungslos sein, wenn es darum geht😂 man lernt eine sprache NUR, wenn man sie auch benutzt. Und Liam kann mittlerweile so gut deutsch, dass es da eigentlich keine Ausrede gibt 😜
Meeting about family? Am i right?
ticket prices in germany is realy strangly cheap swedish fines starting at 150 Euro :D what is the point giving a ticket o40 Ero for driving 15/kmh more it is realy to low.
wait a minute XD HES YOUR DAD!!!
God. why did i think hes just a real good buddy of yours u visit in the UK!!!
it never crossed me that he would be your Dad!
HE LOOKED TOO YOUNG TO ME!
I had more of a way less trashy "shaun of the dead" buddy situation vibe. whaaaaaaaaat
wtf this was obvious all the time
IM SORRY. Im seeing it now too! XD but he looked too young!
Toast is the bread-like stuff you put in a toaster. End of discussion.
Liams Freundin sieht seinem Vater ähnlicher als Liam selber :-)
Frau nicht Freundin
There is only one solution. Your dad must also become German, he will learn to love it! :)
Green tea with milk ...
i still wonder why german bakerys dont offer a "roggen roll"
tschuss
Close 😅
Heinz?!
Boah
Alter Schwede
Mehr als zwei Lederhosen?! Die Dinger sind schweineteuer :o
I couldn't name 10 types of english bread
not even 2 minutes in and im angry, as a german the mischaracterization of "toast" has always bothered me.
if you dont toast the sliced bread its not toast. its sold as "Toastbrot" because its bread specifcally engineered to be toasted in a toaster, but until its toasted its just mediocre industrial bread.
also it isnt stricktly white bread it may be wholewheat aswell
Exactly, untoasted it is Toastbrot which becomes Toast when toasted! I started questioning myself reading other comments.
Yep you can toast sourdough , granary , multiseed, wheaten, potatoe, soda farl, rye, wholemeal bread its frustrating that some countries think UK bread is just the cheap white bread .
But then again a bacon sandwich is ace in cheap tiger bread 😋
Keep up the good work Liam , I lived in Switzerland for 9 years It brings it all back !!!
Roggenbrot, Vollkornbrot, Graubrot, Roggenmischrot, Weißbrot, Gemmabrot, Dinkelbrot, Graubrot, Pumpernickel, Körnerbrot, glutenfreies Brot, Haferbrot, Saatenbrot bitte vervollständigen
I was about to look for all these German breads, then I hit "Translate to English"
They're all normal bread.
@Pillowcase There is no such thing as normal bread. They all taste different.
You think you know someone... 😂
Fish and chips is good, but the English one is too fat!!!
Most dads aren’t that observant
DEUTSCHLAND FÜR IMMER!!
I'm English and I second that 👍🏻
@ I’m half Australian and like 1/4th Indian. Crazy, I know 😂
Dude's dad is absolutely MASSIVE!
Als ich auf einer Schulung war wollten einige morgens Brötchen in der nahegelegenen Bäckerei kaufen. Regional haben einfache Brötchen überall andere Bezeichnungen. Einer bestellte Schrippen, einer Brötchen, einer Wecken, einer ... Die Verkäuferin fragte, wenn sie den Begriff nicht kannte "Was möchten Sie?" und als bei so vielen Worten immer auf die normalen Brötchen gezeigt wurde sagte sie "Am besten geht ihr alle raus, einer sammelt und bestellt!" 😂
Gosh.. i still dont know how your wife is called ... but in my head shes just Frau Intensiv ...
i also dont know, maybe ... Mrs "in germany we dont say"
Liams Vater ist ja nett
kommst du dieses jahr wieder aufs volksfest
:))
Tja.
Your set up with Liam's dad on the other side of the couch, two metres away from you ist disturbing to me.
you sure are disturbed . Cheerup mate
It kinda is for sure
Haha, it does look funny. They might be trying to get a separation between the microphones.
Have you never used a couch before
vot m8?
What Germans call toast is terrible white bread dried up cold, and has nothing to do with toasting bread as his father describes. ANY kind of bread can be toasted. It is NOT a particular type of bread.
Toast bread in Germany is a specific type of bread that is specifically made to be put in a toaster (and it is square).
@@Killem911 It still sucks.
only those German speaking people around eighty something millions in the world, are so stubborn on those name. at the end bread is just bread
I agree with Dad with the toast. Bread is bread till you put in the toaster to turn it into toast. 🤷🏻♀️
First
Even Brits know that Toast is no real bread
why do germans have currywurst??? doesnt sound truely german
The currywurst's origins are attributed specifically to the German capital. In 1949, a resourceful German housewife, Herta Heuwer, traded some spirits with British soldiers for ketchup. The trade created the dish - composed of German sausage, or wurst, sliced and doused in ketchup and sprinkled with curry powder.
@@MilkyKay ah that makes sense ,
my wife gets curry and chips from the chippy and every time i say i want mushy peas not curry she just ignores me !
obviously im english and allthough i like lots of different food ,im pssd off at english food being maligned. as far as im concerened jam rolly polly (made with suet )is unbeatable
What a room full of dust, dont you use an airfilter!?
Are you serious?
I thought at first it was a video background from the tv but you can see the dust particles above and below the tv. 08:57
It looks nice on camera, though
@@Füchs_chenI wasn’t asking whether or not the dust exists; was rhetorical, as you are being beyond petty. It could not be less consequential.
With light shining in like that every quite clean room suddenly appears like a dusty abysmal cancer triggering environment while in fact it is just totally normal.
Weltmeisterbrot is the actual name of the bread, not just a funny name by a bakery:
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weltmeisterbrot