This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy

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  • This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy! Join the reddit: / jacksucksatlife ‪@JackSucksAtLife‬ ‪@JackSucksAtStuff‬ ‪@JackSucksAtGeography‬ ‪@JackMasseyWelsh‬ ‪@JackSucksAtClips‬ ‪@nocontext‬ ‪@GeogStuff‬
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  • @alfiee.8
    @alfiee.8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Since Jack always forgets Cornelius, I think it’s only fair he calls his chameleon, Cornelius.

    • @wandaaaa2864
      @wandaaaa2864 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes absoulutely!!!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I third this

    • @ParsaIsFlying
      @ParsaIsFlying ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, It should be called jimmy for jimmy vegas

    • @Ivy_mew
      @Ivy_mew ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's exactly what i was thinking :O

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @elliottfuqure
    @elliottfuqure ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Being a DanTDM fan from a while back now, him saying Dan _can_ “grow a beard” is something I thought I’d never hear

  • @MarinoBulic
    @MarinoBulic ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Jack is the type of a person to be happy to look dead on a toy

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Death

    • @viviisotostudios
      @viviisotostudios ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah fr

    • @lilyofluck371
      @lilyofluck371 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MinelaughterNeverafter reference frfr

    • @wswalpff_
      @wswalpff_ ปีที่แล้ว

      *nethison
      Hello there. Today I bring you sad news: Jack has been deceased for over a year and a half. You may be thinking: "What? But he's obviously still here, he released a video just the other day!", You are mistaken: That is not the real Jack. You may wonder how on Earth such a thing is possible. Well, I will show you now.
      This picture is from Jack's last main channel video before his death
      You may remember this. In the video, "Jack" shows that Instagram has memorialised his account due to his death. The impostor claims that Jack has not died, and that he is, in fact, Jack. However, Jack did in fact die, and I have evidence!
      This picture is from the impostor's first main channel video (Why the internet thinks I am dead)
      Focus on the eyes and especially the nose! They are noticeably different. And the chin shape seems a bit off as well!
      You can also see that the impostor's right pupil (your right, not his right) is slightly larger than his left pupil, which would eventually lead to him getting glasses once it expanded enough. (well, at least
      supposedly...) Still not convinced? Well, we will now find more details on how he died, and the identity of the impostor!
      In the video, the impostor mentions a pre- recorded Reddit video coming out. By looking at the posts, we can determine the day that Reddit video was filmed!
      The first post in the video was posted "6 days ago"
      If you look up the post on Reddit, it says that the post was from April 27. Therefore, the Reddit video was filmed on the 3rd of May.
      Tun, Apr 27, 2021, 02:26:57 PM British Summer Time
      "He did it"
      "Just woke up and found out I've died"
      The original tweet where the impostor reveals Jack has died (which he pretends is not true, playing it as a joke) was from the 4th of May.
      Therefore, Jack must have died shortly after filming the Reddit video.
      But how exactly did he die?? Well, after looking further through the Reddit video I found the answer!
      In the video (It's called "Deleting my TH-cam Channel for an OG Gold Play Button?" btw), I found some evidence for how he died after filming said video! First, is a post about how the Don't Subscribe Billboards disappeared. When Jack talks about why, he sounds quite sad. Shortly after, he mentions the heavy rain outside his house. At 3:46, there is a short interlude showing "Jack"'s tweet about dying. This was obviously added in last minute. Shortly after the interlude, Jack mentions how he recently brought back the Geography channel (this will be important later)
      He mentions that he has partially recorded a TommyInnit collab. We'll check for clues in that video later.

    • @wonkthedonk
      @wonkthedonk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't bring that sambucha shit here. Keep Jack's comment section clean

  • @Sarahbawden68
    @Sarahbawden68 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I swear to god does jack just put stuff in his room to make an excuse to be better

    • @JumperBean
      @JumperBean ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yes, a bit narcissistic isn’t it?
      jkjk!

    • @Sarahbawden68
      @Sarahbawden68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JumperBean😂😂😂

    • @randomahhuser420
      @randomahhuser420 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know. hes so narcissistic./ref/j
      (/refernece and /joke)

    • @Manu_Kal
      @Manu_Kal ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @chanchaltaori9746
      @chanchaltaori9746 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @Clippey
    @Clippey ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Im glad my photoshop fooled you for a second lmao

  • @Shriraman-Arunvijay
    @Shriraman-Arunvijay ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:30 i made that reddit post, appreciate you for showing it in your video ❤

  • @shoes4clues955
    @shoes4clues955 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    kai making the £5 "bet" at the end when he knew full well how long it was

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought the scary Obama speech was the Obama tentacles

  • @Pianotutorial-bn6xu
    @Pianotutorial-bn6xu ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jack: you completed it in 1 minute and 1 second
    The community ready to troll jack for getting it wrong again

  • @GigaGnome
    @GigaGnome ปีที่แล้ว +9

    that Jimmy Vegas imitation was amazing

    • @the_real_blahaj
      @the_real_blahaj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      _”Hello there”_

  • @JaxonPlayzOfficial
    @JaxonPlayzOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jack never fails to rip out my ribcage

    • @poruzu
      @poruzu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

  • @TheBedrockMaster
    @TheBedrockMaster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “That banana looks ginormous” Ok Jack, nice to know…

  • @TooAZY
    @TooAZY ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack’s trade offers are now signed packaged by Rick cards 😂

  • @blazeit69bigb00b
    @blazeit69bigb00b ปีที่แล้ว +24

    love the awareness and mindfulness jack has to realize that people who judge him for the way he looks instead of who is simply are sorry people that aren’t worth getting upset over :)

  • @kristophersadventurewithki5535
    @kristophersadventurewithki5535 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Let’s appreciate Jack for all of his hard work! Thanks Jack I love your videos! I have been watching you for years!

  • @demo2823
    @demo2823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When we have been paying so much attention to the saga of Drew's kidnapping, that we missed Jack being cloned.

  • @C-Croz
    @C-Croz ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Conspiracy theory’s only can be crazy when Matpat does a video on them 😂

    • @AbdulahTTkil
      @AbdulahTTkil ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Faxxx a new channel named "playbutton theirst"

    • @bananaboi7
      @bananaboi7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misspelled does its not dose its does.

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @Egmawesome
    @Egmawesome ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:21 I love when I spot a future no context clip

  • @blanket_pillow8073
    @blanket_pillow8073 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how whenever someone gives Jack something he gives them a package by Rick card in return 😂

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @whq401
      @whq401 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wait what

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:08 he just did

  • @ultimatelyoliver
    @ultimatelyoliver ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jacks energy never fails to surprise me every time i load a reddit video

  • @jds39vlogs43
    @jds39vlogs43 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack would love The Score Band, they are alternative rock and they make some of the best songs I've ever heard.

  • @v1c_hearts
    @v1c_hearts ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My parents love your videos jack!! They watch them with me! We mainly watch your geography videos but we also sometimes watch these videos

    • @ANO_Hi
      @ANO_Hi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, for once someones parents like Jack! (I hope they dont find his voice annoying 😂)

    • @v1c_hearts
      @v1c_hearts ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ANO_Hi they don’t haha!

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @ANO_Hi
      @ANO_Hi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@v1c_hearts wow

  • @dukkcc2
    @dukkcc2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i know a card company that did cards for all of the hermitcraft members, they're called creo cards

  • @David_3bof
    @David_3bof ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:01 straight to the no context channel

  • @Bamboo_Snail
    @Bamboo_Snail ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that banana looks ginormous" - jacksucksatstuff 2023

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Worser than was" was way funnier then it should have been for me
    thanks Pannyparons, very cool

  • @beatrizferreira4026
    @beatrizferreira4026 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Imagine getting a super rare shinny turdboi" - Jack Massey Welch 2023

  • @debchis4795
    @debchis4795 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack turned into my teacher when he said, just don’t say something if you don’t have nice to say😂

  • @PSANDHCR2GOAT
    @PSANDHCR2GOAT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack just adds stuff to his room just to make this mini room guy do more work

  • @Dunc-
    @Dunc- ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I agree that moms and grandmas can judge people just based on their voice and appearance

  • @IMSanimations
    @IMSanimations ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That banana looks ginormous for no context I’m calling it

    • @calebbbbbb
      @calebbbbbb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol thought the same thing

  • @mohmdbak3062
    @mohmdbak3062 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that kai guessed the length of the video that he edited incorrectly is crazy (also kai you owe us 5 pounds)

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, its correct C:

    • @TaylortheBarbie13
      @TaylortheBarbie13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam adds 1 second onto a video for unknown reasons

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadJazit’s 25:47 not 25:46

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vermilion15 I think on mobile there's an extra second added at the end, on PC there isn't.

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadJaz interesting

  • @Connor-Colyer
    @Connor-Colyer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack should interview Rick

  • @cdfonyoutube
    @cdfonyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ah yes, my favourite channel, JESUS THATS TERRIFYING 7:46

  • @Geo_boi420
    @Geo_boi420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack could do geoguesser in irl

  • @AdblockAway
    @AdblockAway ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:12 no context clip!!

  • @Junimeek
    @Junimeek ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:55 calling it now, this moment is gonna be on the no context channel by tomorrow

  • @YerahhWasHere
    @YerahhWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Jack never fails to make my day better with reddit posts

    • @gburtak
      @gburtak ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DRPThunder i hope you break your second one

    • @CA19
      @CA19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gburtakbully 😢

    • @Twist_Ligma
      @Twist_Ligma ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@DRPThunderi hope you have a great week😊

    • @YerahhWasHere
      @YerahhWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DRPThunder sorry to hear about your arm breaking. I’m glad to hear that this made you feel better

    • @zachatr0nUK
      @zachatr0nUK ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @randomeditor247
    @randomeditor247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a big JSAG fan, maybe you bring back to the Geoguessr country streaks, absolutely loved those.

  • @DuckyD19
    @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jack never fails to keep us entertained

    • @Raffoddog
      @Raffoddog ปีที่แล้ว

      disagree

    • @internet_userr
      @internet_userr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      disagree

    • @DuckyD19
      @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raffoddoghow not?

    • @DuckyD19
      @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internet_userrhow Not?

    • @Raffoddog
      @Raffoddog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DuckyD19 disagree

  • @yulingzheng8841
    @yulingzheng8841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP the legacy of Jimmy Vegas, you will be missed

  • @catlover_15
    @catlover_15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wonderful Video! Keep it up Jack!

  • @LincDoesStuff
    @LincDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soon enough jacks gonna run out of packaged by Rick cards because he keeps giving them away. Then he’ll create a whole new channel to get more packaged by Rick cards

  • @leoshortnose
    @leoshortnose ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasn’t the reason why people thought Paul McCartney died also because of different ears? 0:41

  • @SwiftieSarah13
    @SwiftieSarah13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think his name should be Cornelius to honour him

  • @urfavsquadd
    @urfavsquadd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jack is the type of person to like the fact that a traffic cone plushie of his girlfriend has defeated him.

  • @penny1672
    @penny1672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    been loving the increase in secret editor messages recently lol

  • @HesienbergFam
    @HesienbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s a good day when Jack uploads

    • @detected7332
      @detected7332 ปีที่แล้ว

      botted!

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you everywhere...

    • @arandrews
      @arandrews ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Impersonator! the real one has more subscribers.

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin ปีที่แล้ว

      @arandrews OMG, I JUST REALIZED😭😭😭

    • @HesienbergFam
      @HesienbergFam ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arandrews The "real" one isn't even the real one either

  • @tharushijeff589
    @tharushijeff589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I kinda look dead but I like that"

  • @AnteqMemes
    @AnteqMemes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You did not smile at the end

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:03 We all know he wants the No Context JSAL clip haha

  • @Bullseye_Sports
    @Bullseye_Sports ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should try to set a speedrun world record on the Geography Channel

    • @im.Carson
      @im.Carson ปีที่แล้ว

      I would watch it

    • @SarahVerburg
      @SarahVerburg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He now did

  • @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_
    @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know the chameleon that you said needed a name?
    My granny said to name it Jeff-

  • @LizordSword
    @LizordSword ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the old jack wasn't a narcissist

  • @Smackenty
    @Smackenty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly thought at the start you had made a new youtooz that no one would buy. Also Haircut looks really clean, keep it

  • @MikeN27
    @MikeN27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would buy your Topps cards Jack.

  • @underdog77777
    @underdog77777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chomelian should be named” LUCAS”

  • @chartviewer7
    @chartviewer7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I Can Imagine That This Jack Has Murdered 2019 Jack This Jack Looks Like A Murderer

  • @KiddKish
    @KiddKish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:04 time to wait for a no context moment 😂

  • @sdog195
    @sdog195 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You never fail to make an amazing Reddit video! :D

  • @NienNunbOnly
    @NienNunbOnly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "worser than was" -Pannyparsons

  • @RidiculousReefing
    @RidiculousReefing ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:02 I am already telling you this will be the next No Context bit.

  • @BSReese93
    @BSReese93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kai's quick text at the end 😅 Jack, you owe him, £5

  • @RomeoDickson-os3xs
    @RomeoDickson-os3xs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition for jack to join the sidemen he would fit in perfectly

  • @yes-713
    @yes-713 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not first.
    The moment I say that I’m not first, I’m first. Only when I say first is when I’m not first.

    • @EmeraldIslandGaming
      @EmeraldIslandGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur First❤

    • @nigga-cadoavocado69420
      @nigga-cadoavocado69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you was

    • @dysfunctionalgoat
      @dysfunctionalgoat ปีที่แล้ว

      yes first

    • @Tyler_does_animation_stuff
      @Tyler_does_animation_stuff ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats
      You achieved it
      Everyone clap
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @RealRandomJack
      @RealRandomJack ปีที่แล้ว

      You are first

  • @sopix7761
    @sopix7761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:05 i know what's getting on the next weeks reddit video, every time jack says something wrong just a little bit there has to be that 1 person

  • @jackjackson420
    @jackjackson420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Reddit videos always bring my will to live back. And I love it!

    • @alfiee.8
      @alfiee.8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bit dark but ok

  • @Elenaali55
    @Elenaali55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The model looks amazing

  • @ANO_Hi
    @ANO_Hi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg I just saw that I got into the video! Thanks Jack that made my day!!!
    Update: I got in it 2 times?! (Thank you for letting me know that it was a scam)

  • @AndrewDrewJamison
    @AndrewDrewJamison ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A little bit of metal" Jack better be a Bring Me The Horizon fan.

  • @penguineapig1719
    @penguineapig1719 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition for jack to put a huge banana in his room:
    👇🏼

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:38 “IT ISN’T POO”

  • @EthanOZT
    @EthanOZT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Claim your "here before 1 day" tickets here
    👇

  • @techpro6274
    @techpro6274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when you know how to go frame by frame on youtube so you know how to see kai's text very quickly

  • @nordicgaming1
    @nordicgaming1 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I liked my own comment.

  • @liamhorning7977
    @liamhorning7977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m like, “yay! New Jack video!” But when I click on it it’s just another Reddit video.

  • @realcalebmydog
    @realcalebmydog ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked my own comment

  • @VGMHabitat
    @VGMHabitat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:57 thats from the same video you had JUST watched LOL

  • @JaxonDeevey
    @JaxonDeevey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    call the lizard jonny because my lizard was called jonny and he’s dead now

  • @JustMoses12
    @JustMoses12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's no way possible i liked my own comment

  • @truerileyy
    @truerileyy ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Jack 2013-2023
    “worser than was”

  • @ashadedblobfish
    @ashadedblobfish ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First?

  • @Goated_rise
    @Goated_rise ปีที่แล้ว

    6:14 is def going on the no context channel💀💀💀

  • @ShrekOgrestone
    @ShrekOgrestone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chamelion should be named Ebeneezer, gives me old-timer vibes

  • @frankstanley7079
    @frankstanley7079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the trading cards, you might get in touch with the hermitcraft people as they did a physical deck and limited editions for Hermitcraft TCG (created by VintageBeef)

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales ปีที่แล้ว

    19:25 when it has been so long since jack played Minecraft, a new ore gets introduced:

  • @AJ_the_Dragon
    @AJ_the_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trading cards: I know CREO(?) did the hermitcraft TCG, I dont know if they'd work with a singaler person. But you'd probably have more luck contacting them.

  • @Fantillity
    @Fantillity 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That banana is humongous got me laughing

  • @joehowell3791
    @joehowell3791 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would go broke buying those packs of Jackavers cards

  • @mattisgrot
    @mattisgrot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    from 4:00 to 4.25 jack makes the best quote of the internets history we all know that we bullie and say negative stuff when they cant thertan back cause it feels like they are not a real person but remember saying something negative hits harder then you might think

  • @NickTheShark_
    @NickTheShark_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jack for posting on my birthday

  • @TrainFriends-xn3xp
    @TrainFriends-xn3xp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:01 that should be in nocontextjacksucksatlife😂

  • @AmazingKoala22
    @AmazingKoala22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That wisk from come dine with me” never thought I’d hear something more British I approve

  • @RomeoDickson-os3xs
    @RomeoDickson-os3xs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jacks earlope went from common to rare if you know you know

  • @ExityOfficial
    @ExityOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He knows, come on in jack 3

  • @Alisonsgachaverse
    @Alisonsgachaverse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Beatles and Wings fan when I saw the thumbnail I was like "is this the the new Paul is dead theory"

    • @MossW268
      @MossW268 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is, I created the post as satire.

    • @Alisonsgachaverse
      @Alisonsgachaverse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MossW268 you're a legend

  • @ATIMELINEOFAVIATION
    @ATIMELINEOFAVIATION 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that he was comparing to a banana too 💀

  • @Man09256
    @Man09256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:13 that’s why on Instagram it said he died

  • @MrCoppify
    @MrCoppify ปีที่แล้ว

    25:46 Jack when he gets bad posts