This Conspiracy Theory is Crazy

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 1K

  • @alfiee.8
    @alfiee.8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Since Jack always forgets Cornelius, I think it’s only fair he calls his chameleon, Cornelius.

    • @wandaaaa2864
      @wandaaaa2864 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes absoulutely!!!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I third this

    • @ParsaIsFlying
      @ParsaIsFlying ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, It should be called jimmy for jimmy vegas

    • @Ivy_mew
      @Ivy_mew ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's exactly what i was thinking :O

    • @ZachBigun
      @ZachBigun ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @elliottfuqure
    @elliottfuqure ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Being a DanTDM fan from a while back now, him saying Dan _can_ “grow a beard” is something I thought I’d never hear

  • @MarinoBulic
    @MarinoBulic ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Jack is the type of a person to be happy to look dead on a toy

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Death

    • @viviisotostudios
      @viviisotostudios ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah fr

    • @lilyofluck371
      @lilyofluck371 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MinelaughterNeverafter reference frfr

    • @fellowcardigan
      @fellowcardigan ปีที่แล้ว

      *nethison
      Hello there. Today I bring you sad news: Jack has been deceased for over a year and a half. You may be thinking: "What? But he's obviously still here, he released a video just the other day!", You are mistaken: That is not the real Jack. You may wonder how on Earth such a thing is possible. Well, I will show you now.
      This picture is from Jack's last main channel video before his death
      You may remember this. In the video, "Jack" shows that Instagram has memorialised his account due to his death. The impostor claims that Jack has not died, and that he is, in fact, Jack. However, Jack did in fact die, and I have evidence!
      This picture is from the impostor's first main channel video (Why the internet thinks I am dead)
      Focus on the eyes and especially the nose! They are noticeably different. And the chin shape seems a bit off as well!
      You can also see that the impostor's right pupil (your right, not his right) is slightly larger than his left pupil, which would eventually lead to him getting glasses once it expanded enough. (well, at least
      supposedly...) Still not convinced? Well, we will now find more details on how he died, and the identity of the impostor!
      In the video, the impostor mentions a pre- recorded Reddit video coming out. By looking at the posts, we can determine the day that Reddit video was filmed!
      The first post in the video was posted "6 days ago"
      If you look up the post on Reddit, it says that the post was from April 27. Therefore, the Reddit video was filmed on the 3rd of May.
      Tun, Apr 27, 2021, 02:26:57 PM British Summer Time
      "He did it"
      "Just woke up and found out I've died"
      The original tweet where the impostor reveals Jack has died (which he pretends is not true, playing it as a joke) was from the 4th of May.
      Therefore, Jack must have died shortly after filming the Reddit video.
      But how exactly did he die?? Well, after looking further through the Reddit video I found the answer!
      In the video (It's called "Deleting my TH-cam Channel for an OG Gold Play Button?" btw), I found some evidence for how he died after filming said video! First, is a post about how the Don't Subscribe Billboards disappeared. When Jack talks about why, he sounds quite sad. Shortly after, he mentions the heavy rain outside his house. At 3:46, there is a short interlude showing "Jack"'s tweet about dying. This was obviously added in last minute. Shortly after the interlude, Jack mentions how he recently brought back the Geography channel (this will be important later)
      He mentions that he has partially recorded a TommyInnit collab. We'll check for clues in that video later.

    • @wonkthedonk
      @wonkthedonk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't bring that sambucha shit here. Keep Jack's comment section clean

  • @Sarahbawden68
    @Sarahbawden68 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I swear to god does jack just put stuff in his room to make an excuse to be better

  • @Clippey
    @Clippey ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Im glad my photoshop fooled you for a second lmao

  • @Shriraman-Arunvijay
    @Shriraman-Arunvijay ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:30 i made that reddit post, appreciate you for showing it in your video ❤

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought the scary Obama speech was the Obama tentacles

  • @shoes4clues955
    @shoes4clues955 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    kai making the £5 "bet" at the end when he knew full well how long it was

  • @JaxonPlayzOfficial
    @JaxonPlayzOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jack never fails to rip out my ribcage

    • @poruzu
      @poruzu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

  • @GigaGnome
    @GigaGnome ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that Jimmy Vegas imitation was amazing

    • @the_real_blahaj
      @the_real_blahaj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      _”Hello there”_

  • @Pianotutorial-bn6xu
    @Pianotutorial-bn6xu ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Jack: you completed it in 1 minute and 1 second
    The community ready to troll jack for getting it wrong again

    • @IsabelJones69
      @IsabelJones69 ปีที่แล้ว

      The number 7 is similar to the number 1

    • @ZachBigun
      @ZachBigun ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @TooAZY
    @TooAZY ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jack’s trade offers are now signed packaged by Rick cards 😂

  • @C-Croz
    @C-Croz ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Conspiracy theory’s only can be crazy when Matpat does a video on them 😂

    • @AbdulahTTkil
      @AbdulahTTkil ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Faxxx a new channel named "playbutton theirst"

    • @bananaboi7
      @bananaboi7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misspelled does its not dose its does.

    • @ZachBigun
      @ZachBigun ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @xthriteenx
    @xthriteenx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:08 he just did

  • @TheBedrockMaster
    @TheBedrockMaster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “That banana looks ginormous” Ok Jack, nice to know…

  • @demo2823
    @demo2823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When we have been paying so much attention to the saga of Drew's kidnapping, that we missed Jack being cloned.

  • @kristophersadventurewithki5535
    @kristophersadventurewithki5535 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Let’s appreciate Jack for all of his hard work! Thanks Jack I love your videos! I have been watching you for years!

  • @CarSpottingPL
    @CarSpottingPL หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:31 Jack: you’ve missed me green dumbbell, I have 2 12kg dumbbells, please improve it.” Also Jack less than 1 second later: You’ve got me plush! Wow, very impressive

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Worser than was" was way funnier then it should have been for me
    thanks Pannyparons, very cool

  • @dukkcc2
    @dukkcc2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i know a card company that did cards for all of the hermitcraft members, they're called creo cards

  • @AdblockAway
    @AdblockAway ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:12 no context clip!!

  • @ultimatelyoliver
    @ultimatelyoliver ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jacks energy never fails to surprise me every time i load a reddit video

  • @Connor-Colyer
    @Connor-Colyer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack should interview Rick

  • @Bamboo_Snail
    @Bamboo_Snail ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that banana looks ginormous" - jacksucksatstuff 2023

  • @Egmawesome
    @Egmawesome ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:21 I love when I spot a future no context clip

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:40 why does each of those sentences work so well together?

  • @David_3bof
    @David_3bof ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:01 straight to the no context channel

  • @PSANDHCR2GOAT
    @PSANDHCR2GOAT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack just adds stuff to his room just to make this mini room guy do more work

  • @mohmdbak3062
    @mohmdbak3062 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that kai guessed the length of the video that he edited incorrectly is crazy (also kai you owe us 5 pounds)

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, its correct C:

    • @TaylortheBarbie13
      @TaylortheBarbie13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam adds 1 second onto a video for unknown reasons

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadJazit’s 25:47 not 25:46

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vermilion15 I think on mobile there's an extra second added at the end, on PC there isn't.

    • @Vermilion15
      @Vermilion15 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadJaz interesting

  • @SaraSketches
    @SaraSketches 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:14 is perfect for a no context

  • @jds39vlogs43
    @jds39vlogs43 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack would love The Score Band, they are alternative rock and they make some of the best songs I've ever heard.

  • @SwiftieSarah13
    @SwiftieSarah13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think his name should be Cornelius to honour him

  • @debchis4795
    @debchis4795 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack turned into my teacher when he said, just don’t say something if you don’t have nice to say😂

  • @IMSanimations
    @IMSanimations ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That banana looks ginormous for no context I’m calling it

    • @calebbbbbb
      @calebbbbbb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol thought the same thing

  • @YerahhWasHere
    @YerahhWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Jack never fails to make my day better with reddit posts

    • @gburtak
      @gburtak ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DRPThunder i hope you break your second one

    • @CA19
      @CA19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gburtakbully 😢

    • @Twist_Ligma
      @Twist_Ligma ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@DRPThunderi hope you have a great week😊

    • @YerahhWasHere
      @YerahhWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DRPThunder sorry to hear about your arm breaking. I’m glad to hear that this made you feel better

    • @ZachBigun
      @ZachBigun ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_
    @_c1yd3d0n0v4n_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know the chameleon that you said needed a name?
    My granny said to name it Jeff-

  • @leoshortnose
    @leoshortnose ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasn’t the reason why people thought Paul McCartney died also because of different ears? 0:41

  • @LincDoesStuff
    @LincDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soon enough jacks gonna run out of packaged by Rick cards because he keeps giving them away. Then he’ll create a whole new channel to get more packaged by Rick cards

  • @blanket_pillow8073
    @blanket_pillow8073 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how whenever someone gives Jack something he gives them a package by Rick card in return 😂

    • @ZachBigun
      @ZachBigun ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @whq401
      @whq401 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait what

  • @AndrewDrewJamison
    @AndrewDrewJamison ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A little bit of metal" Jack better be a Bring Me The Horizon fan.

  • @HesienbergFam
    @HesienbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s a good day when Jack uploads

    • @detected7332
      @detected7332 ปีที่แล้ว

      botted!

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you everywhere...

    • @arandrews
      @arandrews ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Impersonator! the real one has more subscribers.

    • @uowjin
      @uowjin ปีที่แล้ว

      @arandrews OMG, I JUST REALIZED😭😭😭

    • @HesienbergFam
      @HesienbergFam ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arandrews The "real" one isn't even the real one either

  • @Junimeek
    @Junimeek ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:55 calling it now, this moment is gonna be on the no context channel by tomorrow

  • @LizordSword
    @LizordSword ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the old jack wasn't a narcissist

  • @beatrizferreira4026
    @beatrizferreira4026 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Imagine getting a super rare shinny turdboi" - Jack Massey Welch 2023

  • @cdfonyoutube
    @cdfonyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ah yes, my favourite channel, JESUS THATS TERRIFYING 7:46

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:03 We all know he wants the No Context JSAL clip haha

  • @DuckyD19
    @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jack never fails to keep us entertained

    • @Raffoddog
      @Raffoddog ปีที่แล้ว

      disagree

    • @internet_userr
      @internet_userr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      disagree

    • @DuckyD19
      @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raffoddoghow not?

    • @DuckyD19
      @DuckyD19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internet_userrhow Not?

    • @Raffoddog
      @Raffoddog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DuckyD19 disagree

  • @yulingzheng8841
    @yulingzheng8841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP the legacy of Jimmy Vegas, you will be missed

  • @Bullseye_Sports
    @Bullseye_Sports ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should try to set a speedrun world record on the Geography Channel

  • @Geo_boi420
    @Geo_boi420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack could do geoguesser in irl

  • @Dunc-
    @Dunc- ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I agree that moms and grandmas can judge people just based on their voice and appearance

  • @tharushijeff589
    @tharushijeff589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I kinda look dead but I like that"

  • @RidiculousReefing
    @RidiculousReefing ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:02 I am already telling you this will be the next No Context bit.

  • @randomeditor247
    @randomeditor247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a big JSAG fan, maybe you bring back to the Geoguessr country streaks, absolutely loved those.

  • @urfavsquadd
    @urfavsquadd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jack is the type of person to like the fact that a traffic cone plushie of his girlfriend has defeated him.

  • @Smackenty
    @Smackenty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly thought at the start you had made a new youtooz that no one would buy. Also Haircut looks really clean, keep it

  • @AnteqMemes
    @AnteqMemes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You did not smile at the end

  • @BlazeGamesss
    @BlazeGamesss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Secret text in video from editor: I bet you £5 it’s 25 minutes and 46 seconds
    GIVE JACK THEM MONEYS YOUR ONE SECOND SHORT

  • @catlover_15
    @catlover_15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wonderful Video! Keep it up Jack!

  • @sandycoin
    @sandycoin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    been loving the increase in secret editor messages recently lol

  • @sdog195
    @sdog195 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You never fail to make an amazing Reddit video! :D

  • @underdog77777
    @underdog77777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chomelian should be named” LUCAS”

  • @MikeN27
    @MikeN27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would buy your Topps cards Jack.

  • @ATIMELINEOFAVIATION
    @ATIMELINEOFAVIATION ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that he was comparing to a banana too 💀

  • @jackjackson420
    @jackjackson420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Reddit videos always bring my will to live back. And I love it!

    • @alfiee.8
      @alfiee.8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bit dark but ok

  • @JaxonDeevey
    @JaxonDeevey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    call the lizard jonny because my lizard was called jonny and he’s dead now

  • @yes-713
    @yes-713 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not first.
    The moment I say that I’m not first, I’m first. Only when I say first is when I’m not first.

    • @EmeraldIslandGaming
      @EmeraldIslandGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur First❤

    • @nigga-cadoavocado69420
      @nigga-cadoavocado69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you was

    • @dysfunctionalgoat
      @dysfunctionalgoat ปีที่แล้ว

      yes first

    • @Tyler_does_animation_stuff
      @Tyler_does_animation_stuff ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats
      You achieved it
      Everyone clap
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @RealRandomJack
      @RealRandomJack ปีที่แล้ว

      You are first

  • @sopix7761
    @sopix7761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:05 i know what's getting on the next weeks reddit video, every time jack says something wrong just a little bit there has to be that 1 person

  • @RomeoDickson-os3xs
    @RomeoDickson-os3xs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition for jack to join the sidemen he would fit in perfectly

  • @ShrekOgrestone
    @ShrekOgrestone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chamelion should be named Ebeneezer, gives me old-timer vibes

  • @ANO_Hi
    @ANO_Hi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg I just saw that I got into the video! Thanks Jack that made my day!!!
    Update: I got in it 2 times?! (Thank you for letting me know that it was a scam)

  • @techpro6274
    @techpro6274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when you know how to go frame by frame on youtube so you know how to see kai's text very quickly

  • @chartviewer7
    @chartviewer7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I Can Imagine That This Jack Has Murdered 2019 Jack This Jack Looks Like A Murderer

  • @liamhorning7977
    @liamhorning7977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m like, “yay! New Jack video!” But when I click on it it’s just another Reddit video.

  • @penguineapig1719
    @penguineapig1719 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Petition for jack to put a huge banana in his room:
    👇🏼

  • @KiddKish
    @KiddKish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:04 time to wait for a no context moment 😂

  • @nordicgaming1
    @nordicgaming1 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I liked my own comment.

  • @lolhsf
    @lolhsf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad always says the difference between a good and and a bad hair cut is 2 weeks lol

  • @EthanOZT
    @EthanOZT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Claim your "here before 1 day" tickets here
    👇

  • @BSReese93
    @BSReese93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kai's quick text at the end 😅 Jack, you owe him, £5

  • @realcalebmydog
    @realcalebmydog ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked my own comment

  • @NienNunbOnly
    @NienNunbOnly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "worser than was" -Pannyparsons

  • @truerileyy
    @truerileyy ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Jack 2013-2023
    “worser than was”

  • @ashadedblobfish
    @ashadedblobfish ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First?

  • @GamerThatExists
    @GamerThatExists ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is probably the earliest uploaded video I've clicked on. I don't have notifications on and it was uploaded 15 minutes ago

  • @JustMoses12
    @JustMoses12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's no way possible i liked my own comment

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:38 “IT ISN’T POO”

  • @ilovemelaniemartinez222
    @ilovemelaniemartinez222 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JACK WE HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE MY RESPECT FOR YOU IS SO HIGH

  • @AmazingKittyTV
    @AmazingKittyTV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:01 this is perfect for no context jacksucksatlife.

  • @donutz36
    @donutz36 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:13 that’s why on Instagram it said he died

  • @Alisonsgachaverse
    @Alisonsgachaverse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Beatles and Wings fan when I saw the thumbnail I was like "is this the the new Paul is dead theory"

    • @MossW268
      @MossW268 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is, I created the post as satire.

    • @Alisonsgachaverse
      @Alisonsgachaverse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MossW268 you're a legend

  • @BrenBrenIsCool
    @BrenBrenIsCool ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:02 this is gonna be a no context video…

  • @RomeoDickson-os3xs
    @RomeoDickson-os3xs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jacks earlope went from common to rare if you know you know

  • @Jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    06:03 NO CONTEXT JACKSUCKSATLIFE EDITORS WRITE IT DOWN!!

  • @nolanmales
    @nolanmales ปีที่แล้ว

    19:25 when it has been so long since jack played Minecraft, a new ore gets introduced:

  • @AJ_the_Dragon
    @AJ_the_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trading cards: I know CREO(?) did the hermitcraft TCG, I dont know if they'd work with a singaler person. But you'd probably have more luck contacting them.

  • @BabyManVR
    @BabyManVR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TH-cam mispelling congratulations is just really nothing compared to what else they did… *cough 2018 youtube rewind*

  • @NickTheShark_
    @NickTheShark_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Jack for posting on my birthday

  • @Soul_1406
    @Soul_1406 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I don’t think anyone has beat 82 inches yet” my post of a 85 inch tv on Reddit 💀

  • @frankstanley7079
    @frankstanley7079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the trading cards, you might get in touch with the hermitcraft people as they did a physical deck and limited editions for Hermitcraft TCG (created by VintageBeef)