When I was a child, there was one family in my village that was pretty poor. I once entered their home, they did not have a toilet besides a plank and a hole, but they did have 2 huge tv's standing next to each other, each with it's own vcr, playstation 1 and nintendo,... They also had a PC, which their son constantly used for playing Age Of Empires II. Turns out he was a pro (this was around 2003-2004)
@@DJSamsonofficial I grew up on the moon. The moon men didn't have much - just a little room for your poo to bounce and float around in - but they did have one of those little horses you can ride that you put a quarter in, and the kid who lived there was a professional horse machine rodeo cowboy. Then, we all had moon pies.
The amount of time it took him to simply play a land and declare attack is way too accurate and I love how they integrated "this asshole needs to make a move already" into it lmao
"this asshole needs to make a move already" reminds me of modern day competitive yugioh as well....only for us its "this asshole needs to finnish his turn"
I use to own an LGS, and one time the quietist nicest guy in the shop was playing Vs a guy like this, the quiet guy was winning and the other guy was just shuffling his hand over and over breathing like this guy. Finally quiet guy screams "name, Would you go already" guy reaches across the table and concedes he had nothing he was just wasting time.
meh. sounds like someone tuned into a broadcast for 5 minutes but never played a game. the words are all mtg terms, but they are used completely wrong.
Card games before the internet were amazing. One of my greatest memories growing up would be scoring the occasional $5 from the grandparents and getting a booster then playing with friends where everyone had a shitty deck built around their 1 or 2 actually good cards. Now everyone just buys cards online to build one of 3 current meta decks that someone way smarter assembled and it turns into a game of rock paper scissors.
@@jamesmeppler6375 the 1990's had the satanic panic because Christian game developers designed Doom as well as Dungeons and dragons ; but other christians were offended by such portrayals of alleged witchcraft.
@@Mikewee777 yea that was the joke ^_^ all you have to do is look at the difference between 3rd and 4th edition unholy strength, bye bye pentagram! What a different world we now live in! I lived in Eugene Oregon as a child and got to meet a lot of the artists. Rob Alexander and he told me all about the limitations, that's why he chose to do a self portrait for his ication scout, for fallen empire. Back before alliance came out, everyone thought they were done for
I love how like every single sentence about the game is just about half right... just like you would expect very casual kitchen table magic games to be
I think it could be a legitimate game. It sounds like Kenny's opponent has a minotaur but is debating attacking with it since it would leave him open. He plays a creature with haste to attack instead and destroy a planeswalker. Kenny's creature untaps when his turn starts, he enchants it with an aura and uses an instant/sorcery card to make it unblockable, past the minotaur, for lethal damage.
@@Mrgabi1239 Yeah I guess in a tournament setting it would be illegal, true. I think a lot of times I played, I would've let people rewind a few seconds if they didn't mean to move into the attack phase right away. Good catch though
You know what's funny? I grew up as a poor kid who played Magic, so I only bought what I could afford, and actually made some pretty meta competitive decks with the more affordable options. Now as an adult, those cheap cards that were so easy to get 15 years ago are worth enough money to buy a new car with.
Even the inaccuracies are accurate to how real players behave. Calling lands "mana," trying to backtrack to an earlier phase after already declaring that you've moved on to the next one, responding to stuff at the wrong time, and acting like the game is over prematurely are all real bad habits among players.
Your opponent has to agree to a phase change, in case they have a card to play before that phase ends. On a casual level there's nothing wrong with what he did.
you realize that the game handbook and online tutorials made by the creators of the game actually call the landcards mana? edit: cuz you know, the landscape gives you the magic power... thats why landcards create mana for your spellcards (btw, creature cards are also called spellcards)
@@udozocklein6023 no... Lands are called just that, lands. They produce the game resource "Mana" . Also, creatures are just that, creature cards. A "spell" refers to the card being placed on the stack. Google told me this in like, 2 minutes
This reminds me of a time in middle school between two guys in the library playing a really intense match of yugioh. Never finished the match, but it was so intense and it lasted the whole lunch period.
Two things. 1. Thats only since the link era. 2. Nah, you can still play interactive decks like sky strikers and orcust that make the games actually interesting and beong otk'ed allmost impossible.
@@justaredstring7517 I've bin in king of games in duel links and the game isn't all about otk, master duels has way more otk potential than duel links. Links is really fun Actually if u don't want to get sweaty about yugioh
ye... they realy didnt do there research for this episode, they should have just made it about yugioh, the rules portrayed in this video are more suited for that.
As an mtg player this is genuinely amazing, and also kinda painful how close it is to being accurate. I think the writers know how to play pretty well to get it this closely wrong.
I haven't played in years but correct if I'm wrong. Wouldnt the creature just played need haste in order to attack. Wasn't it summoning sickness or something?
@@akiloofnice Correct. Though we can't know if Elder Beast has Haste, since that card does not exist. You also don't announce an attack when the card is not even on the board :)
@@existenceisrelative nah bro, i know a guy who works in the only LGS in my nation, and he lets me get some of the packs (from prevoius sets) they couldnt sell whenever a new set comes out
*I remember watching a dude from my school win a YuGiOh championship and it was awesome.* Everyone who made fun of him watched it and he actually gained mad respect. Jealous people still mocked him but it was just cool especially when you don’t really know what’s happening.
0:42 Ain’t no way he summoned a creature and then immediately attacked with it without specifying it had haste. He mentioned it had trample, but not haste? Get this man outta here.
Kenny reminds of the Asians that barely spoke English I used to play In Yugioh. Never speaks, nods and waits for responses, then whoops your ass by turn 3
I like how the majority of comments here are talking about how illegal it was for Kenny's opponent to attack with Spark Ghast (which may have had haste, making it a legal move) but nobody is mentioning that Kenny played an enchantment on his opponents turn (which can only be played on his own turn unless it has Flash -- which is not overly common). Kenny's creature also attacked during his opponent's attack, attacked while tapped, and Kenny also summoned a creature tapped and attacking after he declared attackers and his opponent declared blockers. It's funny how they put in rules and MTG lingo that ALMOST sounds right, but is ridiculously off if you've played for a little bit.
I think that's a lot of the point, it wouldn't be humorous to the people who know about it if nothing sounded off, it's kind of like the airsoft episodes, they got so much right but then when you notice one or two things off it just feels weird
Guess you never saw card game series. There's an anime about a card game that I like to play and in the anime they break the rules over and over, like they use cards when they can't use. That said, the anime came before the game
@@Iwilleatmyhattoyou no, Wixoss. Never played yu gi oh nor do I like card games animes. I watched Wixoss merely bc it has a similar plot to madoka magica but using cards, that's all
I appreciate that the nerds from the episode "4th grade," which was all the way back in the 4th season, are present. You can spot 'em on Slaughterhouse's side of the store
I went to one mtg event in my life and the guy i lost to (i was terrible) did the "hold on, wait" thing when I was just sitting there getting my ass kicked. It was surreal.
I remember during my lunch period in high school me and my friends would play UNO. One time I started the round with a +2 then the person next to me placed a +2 as well. Then 4 others place a +2, comes back to me I played another +2, then next to me comes another +2. This time it only went around 3 other players before the last one loudly screams NOOOO. We all just started dying of laughter. All together he had to pick up 24 cards. Icing on the cake was he came in second place as we played to the last person.
The most realistic part of this is Kenny being the best Magic the Gathering player even though he is using his friends cards because his family can't afford to buy him cards.
This brings back memories to my godfather introducing me to the game when i was like 13 even took me to compete at a DCI or whatever tourny i ended up winning.
This episode will always remind me of me and my friends in school going through our Yugioh phase. We'd be waiting for lunch time to challenge others to duel. Ah good memories.
If you've ever played MTG you'd know this is exactly how it goes in real life, the rich kid always goes up against some poor kid who just knows how the game works and just destroys them with charity cards.
I remember in of my fnm when I made a cheap mono white Kor deck and against a mono green eldrazi deck, all three game of the match he had all three legendary eldrazi titan out but I still won and made him to just completely out from the tournament lol
@@stefanlowe9067 That deck was like $15 to build and would absolutely steamroll $300 midrange goodstuff decks lmao...played it for like 9 months to grind store credit. First tournament I played with it I got a booster pack with a Godless Shrine, which was basically worth more than 1/2 the deck. 😂😂
i think because kennys mana was untapped and the opponent said he could block that the turn had passed to kenny because the opponents combat phase had ended. i dont believe he had all untapped mana before the cut to playing the enchantment
I remember growing up in the early Pokemon, MTG, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh days. Everyone was crazy about buying them up especially Pokemon the 1st editions where sold out so fast at Wizards. The tournaments where cool to some where at Wizards some and Albertsons in the back or Target. But it would always piss me off when there was an older person there playing. They had all the good cards and could afford them. They didn't mind busting them out to show off but never would trade them.
My LGS brackets people based on age and I am very happy about that because I'm 25 and love card games. I don't want to stop but I don't wanna crush kids either, I wanna play against other autistic adults like myself.
I like how they have the lingo and even make kenny tap his mana but the inconsistencies are also super hilarious. Like playing the enchantment during his opponent’s turn or, if you notice, Kenny’s mana was already tap at the beginning of the scene.
The really funny part is those dudes at card shops really do shuffle their hands incessantly throughout the match, just like this, as if you were psychic-ly keeping track of the cards in their hand and them doing that throws it off lmao.
Matt Stone: "Hey Trey. New summoned monsters have to wait a turn before they can attack. How will we animate that to make it interesting?" Trey: "We won't. Instead, let's just somewhat follow the rules, let them attack simultaneously, then have Kenny dominate him on Slaughter's turn. People will notice, but who cares?" Matt: "Yeah, and who really cares enough to comment on our fictional Magic The Gathering game?"
Everyone saying that Kenny couldn't afford his deck hasn't taken a close look at his cards (when "Elven Blade" is played). Elven Blade as depicted acts as an instant to give a blocking creature "+1". His "Planeswalker" is an enchantment that makes his opponent reveal a card at random, costs GRR, and can only be activated "during sorcery". Seems like his friends gave him some of their shitty cards and Kenny was able to make a decent deck out of otherwise garbage cards. The only real Magic card referenced was Kenny's Serindib Sorcerer.
A rare moment when they're actually friends and kids
For real, I would love to see a compilation of the main 4 guys being chill and having fun together.
@@Crimson_Dale29There must be one around here somewhere… the beginning of ‘The F Word’ is a nice moment between them all.
Lies again? Barcelona One Muchas Gracias
@unfamiliarkittink I'm sure theirs quite a few moments.
The biggest joke in this entire episode is that the poor kid can afford to play magic the gathering at a competitive level... I cry from experience.
Just ask Cartman to ask his mom to buy the cards.... Or ask the Jewish boy
When I was a child, there was one family in my village that was pretty poor. I once entered their home, they did not have a toilet besides a plank and a hole, but they did have 2 huge tv's standing next to each other, each with it's own vcr, playstation 1 and nintendo,... They also had a PC, which their son constantly used for playing Age Of Empires II. Turns out he was a pro (this was around 2003-2004)
Kenny literally became an opera singer at one point.
He must have played for long enough to win the majority of those cards. Pure skill.
@@DJSamsonofficial
I grew up on the moon. The moon men didn't have much - just a little room for your poo to bounce and float around in - but they did have one of those little horses you can ride that you put a quarter in, and the kid who lived there was a professional horse machine rodeo cowboy. Then, we all had moon pies.
@@hanburgundy4317 this is retweet material
The heavy breathing and card shuffling is soo accurate.
I'm going to attack, Hold on! Wait. Hold on.
I bet i do that lol
It’s kinda asmr
Anyone else notice one of the corners of his cards was also cut so the card was marked?
He didn't flick them fast enough. Should be able to cycle a whole hand in under a second.
The amount of time it took him to simply play a land and declare attack is way too accurate and I love how they integrated "this asshole needs to make a move already" into it lmao
I can only imagine what he's like to play against in Commander
I say this shit in yugioh too
"this asshole needs to make a move already" reminds me of modern day competitive yugioh as well....only for us its "this asshole needs to finnish his turn"
"Your go"
I use to own an LGS, and one time the quietist nicest guy in the shop was playing Vs a guy like this, the quiet guy was winning and the other guy was just shuffling his hand over and over breathing like this guy. Finally quiet guy screams "name, Would you go already" guy reaches across the table and concedes he had nothing he was just wasting time.
The "OH NO KENNY...BUT HE'S DYINGGG!!!" bit always gets me laughing.
same
Kenny: (muffled) nothing I haven’t experienced before.
Kenny: *Muffled* "It's not my first time Butters."
*That man has legendary life insurance*
I like how everyone including cartman take it seriously and root for Kenny. It's nice seeing them actually act like friends.
💩💩💩💩💍💍💍💍
A good friend will say bad things about you to your face and good things behind your back
I think they are great friends even Cartman and Kyle whether they believe it or not
That's The Boyz
@@BREAKocean my dad's been doing that to me for years and to tell you the absolute gospel truth: i'd much rather he did it the other way round
“I’m going to attack, hold on, wait, hold on” too accurate 😂😂
“Hold on before blockers…. “ 😭😭😅😂😂
the raspy open mouth breathing...
Wait you can take back moves in Magic? If you announce a legal move in yugioh you have to take it.
@@polocatfan that's how it is in mtg too 😂
@@polocatfan Declared is declared. At least in tournaments
The funniest part about this is that someone behind production of this show has at least rudimentary knowledge if how MTG is played.
meh. sounds like someone tuned into a broadcast for 5 minutes but never played a game. the words are all mtg terms, but they are used completely wrong.
@@busTedOaS you must be new to south park they give just enough effort to be funnt
they used bare minimum magic lingo because honestly, who the fuck want to sit down and learn magic?
That’s the funniest part?
Naja, ist ja klar, oder?^^
“Hold on…wait…hold on…”
They really did their research on MTG games lol
Research?
I bet some of the team behind south park play MTG
@@lockonstratos7787 Trey is a pretty big gamer. I'd guess he played.
Love how Kenny is so calm, plays every card without pause. While the other guy is slooooow. Def reminds me of MTG tourneys I entered in the late 90s
Card games before the internet were amazing. One of my greatest memories growing up would be scoring the occasional $5 from the grandparents and getting a booster then playing with friends where everyone had a shitty deck built around their 1 or 2 actually good cards.
Now everyone just buys cards online to build one of 3 current meta decks that someone way smarter assembled and it turns into a game of rock paper scissors.
I don't understand how they got away with showing such brutal violence on TV.
I know. Like what if children saw things.
Lol
That kind of stuff would be censored in the 90s
@@jamesmeppler6375 the 1990's had the satanic panic because Christian game developers designed Doom as well as Dungeons and dragons ; but other christians were offended by such portrayals of alleged witchcraft.
@@Mikewee777 yea that was the joke ^_^ all you have to do is look at the difference between 3rd and 4th edition unholy strength, bye bye pentagram! What a different world we now live in!
I lived in Eugene Oregon as a child and got to meet a lot of the artists. Rob Alexander and he told me all about the limitations, that's why he chose to do a self portrait for his ication scout, for fallen empire. Back before alliance came out, everyone thought they were done for
I love how like every single sentence about the game is just about half right... just like you would expect very casual kitchen table magic games to be
I think it could be a legitimate game. It sounds like Kenny's opponent has a minotaur but is debating attacking with it since it would leave him open. He plays a creature with haste to attack instead and destroy a planeswalker. Kenny's creature untaps when his turn starts, he enchants it with an aura and uses an instant/sorcery card to make it unblockable, past the minotaur, for lethal damage.
@@riskygamiing He goes into his attack phase, then goes back to main phase 1 to summon a creature without haste which he then attacks with
@@Mrgabi1239 Yeah I guess in a tournament setting it would be illegal, true. I think a lot of times I played, I would've let people rewind a few seconds if they didn't mean to move into the attack phase right away. Good catch though
@Gabi1239 I was looking for this comment!
@@riskygamiing you know that voice in your head to tell you when not to say something. This would have been a good time to listen
The most unreal thing about this is Kenny being able to afford Magic
Most MTG players are poor BECAUSE of their addiction to magic. Lmfao
He had a Blizzard account too.
You know what's funny? I grew up as a poor kid who played Magic, so I only bought what I could afford, and actually made some pretty meta competitive decks with the more affordable options. Now as an adult, those cheap cards that were so easy to get 15 years ago are worth enough money to buy a new car with.
@@BushBumperBaker those poor zoomers and their arena lol
cant you just print your own cards
Even the inaccuracies are accurate to how real players behave. Calling lands "mana," trying to backtrack to an earlier phase after already declaring that you've moved on to the next one, responding to stuff at the wrong time, and acting like the game is over prematurely are all real bad habits among players.
Yep. You actually have to understand how the game is played to get it wrong in such a perfectly annoying way. It's like a checklist of noob mistakes.
Don't forget summoning sickness and attacking with no Haste.
Your opponent has to agree to a phase change, in case they have a card to play before that phase ends. On a casual level there's nothing wrong with what he did.
you realize that the game handbook and online tutorials made by the creators of the game actually call the landcards mana?
edit: cuz you know, the landscape gives you the magic power... thats why landcards create mana for your spellcards (btw, creature cards are also called spellcards)
@@udozocklein6023 no... Lands are called just that, lands. They produce the game resource "Mana" . Also, creatures are just that, creature cards. A "spell" refers to the card being placed on the stack. Google told me this in like, 2 minutes
I love how accurately they designed the background characters to look like every person you see in a comic book store during a Magic game.
This reminds me of a time in middle school between two guys in the library playing a really intense match of yugioh. Never finished the match, but it was so intense and it lasted the whole lunch period.
When I was high school, there was always a group of guys playing yugioh or pokemon and they would go crazy, yelling at times.
Thats funny cause now in yugioh if you dont goldfish opponent turn one youre probably dead. The entire game is OTKs lol
Two things. 1. Thats only since the link era. 2. Nah, you can still play interactive decks like sky strikers and orcust that make the games actually interesting and beong otk'ed allmost impossible.
@@justaredstring7517 I've bin in king of games in duel links and the game isn't all about otk, master duels has way more otk potential than duel links. Links is really fun Actually if u don't want to get sweaty about yugioh
I don't know much about Yu-Gi-Oh but in MTG it's not uncommon for matches to last longer than 30 minutes.
Dude cheated anyways, his Spark Ghast had summoning sickness.
ye... they realy didnt do there research for this episode, they should have just made it about yugioh, the rules portrayed in this video are more suited for that.
@R G d-dont say that... please.... waaaaaaaaah
@R G Magic is gay. Yugioh is superior as well as pokemon.
I thought summoning sickness was a "duel masters" thing? :3
@@FoxyPercival714 Nah, a lot of games have summoning sickness
As an mtg player this is genuinely amazing, and also kinda painful how close it is to being accurate. I think the writers know how to play pretty well to get it this closely wrong.
“This guy needs to make a move already” my entire experience with Mtg arena
Matt and Trey are huge into board games and CCG
nobody with a life, friends and family and good looks and money cares about this nerd shit anyway.
I haven't played in years but correct if I'm wrong. Wouldnt the creature just played need haste in order to attack. Wasn't it summoning sickness or something?
@@akiloofnice Correct. Though we can't know if Elder Beast has Haste, since that card does not exist. You also don't announce an attack when the card is not even on the board :)
0:17 the noises he's making 😂
Every LGS has some mouth breather (or multiple) and they are exactly like this, and they reek of death
Darth Vaders unknown brother
_hhhhhhhwhwhwhwhhhhh_
I love how even when South Park mocks something, it also does it justice.
Nobody cares, get lost
Your parenrs mocks you since you was a newborn baby.
@@Amis5474 … Apparently a lot of people care.
@@Amis5474 Well at least I’ve got two parents. Your daddy was probably knocking up is 17th baby mama before he got shot.
@@Amis5474Someone's projecting
It's nice to see Kenny doing the killing for once
Stan: Oh my god! You killed, Death?
Kyle: You, bastard?
What I want to know is how did Kenny get ahold of M.T.G cards. That’s a rich mans game😂😂😂
stealing
@@God-ch8lq The only true and honest way to play such a game.
He's so good that he invested a little bit of savings in to it, wins his packs at FNM and then trades for what he needs.
@@existenceisrelative nah bro, i know a guy who works in the only LGS in my nation, and he lets me get some of the packs (from prevoius sets) they couldnt sell whenever a new set comes out
Maybe got them from hand me down shops
I like it that Cartmann was supportive for once.
I can agree
i think those episodes that focus on the kids playing games of any kind often unite them.
@@saparapatepete Exactly like me and my friends. We always laugh and make fun of each other, but when we play games together we get real coordinated.
I’m surprised no one has made a loop video of Slaughterhouse still trying to choose and sorting his cards lol
10 hour loop video when?
as well as him saying "hold on, wait, hold on"
Want. Right NIAOOOOOO!
@@desertsn0wball ill prank my friends so hard after changing their ring tone to a loop of that. Theyll be waiting until the call expires.
Muewhehehe
"But he's dying!!"
I swear Butters is just the best fucking character on this show.
Butters" oh no!. " "but he's dying guys!" Awwww bless ur heart butters haha
I will be writing 'it was carnage bro!' on every match slip from now on- win or lose...lol
so have you been writing "it was carnage bro" on your match slips?
You've had seven years dude!
Yeah man, you can’t just leave us in suspense like that, the people gotta know!
I like how it's obvious the writers know how MTG is played. But they just leave everything about it *ever so slightly* incorrect.
“This asshole needs to make a move already!” The relatability
This should be Rated R for the crazy violence.
*I remember watching a dude from my school win a YuGiOh championship and it was awesome.* Everyone who made fun of him watched it and he actually gained mad respect. Jealous people still mocked him but it was just cool especially when you don’t really know what’s happening.
The “Noooooo” at the end is just icing on the cake LMAO
1:10
I love how everyone cheers once the game is over. Everyone is just there to have fun
0:42 Ain’t no way he summoned a creature and then immediately attacked with it without specifying it had haste. He mentioned it had trample, but not haste? Get this man outta here.
@VideoGameHaven 1:11 so that's you
@@omarmiramontes4659Truly am going “Nooo!” right now.
As far as details goes, other shows wouldn't bother showing him actually tapping for mana.
Kenny reminds of the Asians that barely spoke English I used to play In Yugioh. Never speaks, nods and waits for responses, then whoops your ass by turn 3
Fuck those guys. I tried to use a Grave Keeper Deck and those crafty Korens did some shit that took 3 hrs to do just to beat me in 3 turns
That was me, except for I only know English, and I used a stall-cheese Mecha Phantom Beasts deck.
Remember when Yugioh duels were actually two players?
@@js1031 remember when you didn't need to ride a motorcycle 🏍️ and drive around a race track to play a card game?
@@lilHippo Remember when you did need to ride a motorcycle and drive around a race track to play the card game?
I like how the majority of comments here are talking about how illegal it was for Kenny's opponent to attack with Spark Ghast (which may have had haste, making it a legal move) but nobody is mentioning that Kenny played an enchantment on his opponents turn (which can only be played on his own turn unless it has Flash -- which is not overly common). Kenny's creature also attacked during his opponent's attack, attacked while tapped, and Kenny also summoned a creature tapped and attacking after he declared attackers and his opponent declared blockers.
It's funny how they put in rules and MTG lingo that ALMOST sounds right, but is ridiculously off if you've played for a little bit.
I think that's a lot of the point, it wouldn't be humorous to the people who know about it if nothing sounded off, it's kind of like the airsoft episodes, they got so much right but then when you notice one or two things off it just feels weird
Guess you never saw card game series. There's an anime about a card game that I like to play and in the anime they break the rules over and over, like they use cards when they can't use. That said, the anime came before the game
@@janbiel1221 Yu gi Oh?
@@Iwilleatmyhattoyou no, Wixoss. Never played yu gi oh nor do I like card games animes. I watched Wixoss merely bc it has a similar plot to madoka magica but using cards, that's all
@@Iwilleatmyhattoyou "Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
“Wait, wait hold on.. *rearranges cards*) too fucking accurate😂😂
That really hit this perfectly, from the dude Kenny was playing to the reaction in the crowd.
I appreciate that the nerds from the episode "4th grade," which was all the way back in the 4th season, are present. You can spot 'em on Slaughterhouse's side of the store
"This asshole needs to make a move already" playing any card game lmao
I had a kid in my class who liked magic. Watching this ep with him after class was really really fun
And we dont care. Go to school
@@Amis5474 I finished school, you do it
Kenny is hands down the hardest of the four boys. Skilled at gaming, doesn’t take shit from anyone, dies multiple times and lives to tell the story
I remember when Magic: the Gathering was one of the first sponsors of South Park way back in 1997
I went to one mtg event in my life and the guy i lost to (i was terrible) did the "hold on, wait" thing when I was just sitting there getting my ass kicked. It was surreal.
Yea THIS IS HARD CORE!!!!
Hold on, wait, hold on . Gets me every time.
I absolutely *HATE* playing against people like that
Fucking people that do that shit after like 8 things like bruh
nobody with a life, friends and family and good looks and money cares about this nerd shit anyway.
Brutal; this makes Critter Christmas look tame.
The breathing during the guys turn is way to painfully accurate.
This is one of the best put together clips I've seen, it shows exactly what you need, cuts perfectly timed. It's really well edited
I'm not into mtg, but I was at a con once and swear to god saw this exact scene at a games table
theres literally only 2 decks in all of magic, and all the players are the same
Love the mouth breathing kid. So spot on.
0:22 I like how Kenny secretly untaps his lands
I love how Kenny is the ultimate gamer. Even in heaven
Basically he's like Keanu Reeves
When they grow up they'll learn to appreciate women's volleyball, especially the beach variant.
Skinny tan burn chicken skin
i love how since kenny is poor he is winning by pure skill
I remember during my lunch period in high school me and my friends would play UNO. One time I started the round with a +2 then the person next to me placed a +2 as well. Then 4 others place a +2, comes back to me I played another +2, then next to me comes another +2. This time it only went around 3 other players before the last one loudly screams NOOOO. We all just started dying of laughter. All together he had to pick up 24 cards. Icing on the cake was he came in second place as we played to the last person.
i miss this from grade school - the intensity of magic and sharing wit with freinds lol
Nobody cares, go to school
Nobody cares, get lost
Just right enough that any MtG players will understand. Just wrong enough to dodge copyright. +chef's kiss+
I love when they include nerdy stuff into their show like make Warcraft not love and magic the gathering
'Dude it was completely brutality' that killed me 😂
The most realistic part of this is Kenny being the best Magic the Gathering player even though he is using his friends cards because his family can't afford to buy him cards.
oooooh, so that's how he got the deck, makes a lot of sense in hindsight
This brings back memories to my godfather introducing me to the game when i was like 13 even took me to compete at a DCI or whatever tourny i ended up winning.
godfather?
@@udozocklein6023 godmothers husband lol
Nobody brings your memories. Go to school
This Episode reminded me of the Good times from the Golden "WoW" SouthPark Era...
This episode will always remind me of me and my friends in school going through our Yugioh phase. We'd be waiting for lunch time to challenge others to duel. Ah good memories.
If you've ever played MTG you'd know this is exactly how it goes in real life, the rich kid always goes up against some poor kid who just knows how the game works and just destroys them with charity cards.
My crown jewel was a turbo fog deck during return to rav. Made a girl actually flip a table at fnm.
@@stefanlowe9067 I fucking hate blue players. I'm a black white heroic deck.
I remember in of my fnm when I made a cheap mono white Kor deck and against a mono green eldrazi deck, all three game of the match he had all three legendary eldrazi titan out but I still won and made him to just completely out from the tournament lol
SMASHING LIKE FOR TURBO FOG
@@stefanlowe9067 That deck was like $15 to build and would absolutely steamroll $300 midrange goodstuff decks lmao...played it for like 9 months to grind store credit. First tournament I played with it I got a booster pack with a Godless Shrine, which was basically worth more than 1/2 the deck. 😂😂
I just like the fact that there was an enchantment that has flash that was played on a tapped creature that can now deal damage on the opponent's turn
"This late?!"
i think because kennys mana was untapped and the opponent said he could block that the turn had passed to kenny because the opponents combat phase had ended. i dont believe he had all untapped mana before the cut to playing the enchantment
That dork playing against Kenny even speaks in uptalk like a true loser. Astonishingly accurate detail.👌
Played competitive MTG for 13 years now and I'll say that this scene has a special place in my heart, it's super accurate 😂
What part of the game itself was accurate? Kenny attacked on his opponents turn?
Or playing an enchantment on attackers turn? 🤓
I remember growing up in the early Pokemon, MTG, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh days. Everyone was crazy about buying them up especially Pokemon the 1st editions where sold out so fast at Wizards. The tournaments where cool to some where at Wizards some and Albertsons in the back or Target. But it would always piss me off when there was an older person there playing. They had all the good cards and could afford them. They didn't mind busting them out to show off but never would trade them.
My LGS brackets people based on age and I am very happy about that because I'm 25 and love card games. I don't want to stop but I don't wanna crush kids either, I wanna play against other autistic adults like myself.
Nobody cares, shut up and go to school
@@Claugustus If you are 25 then go to work anyways
@@Amis5474 ???
As someone who hangs in game stores a lot because I am an avid D&D DM, but has never played Magic, this is entirely accurate to what Magic looks like.
They need to do an entire episode on Magic The Gathering 😆
First Chipokomon and now Magic the gathering? It’s only a matter of time before we get a yugioh episode.
"Hold on. Wait. Hold on."
is now part of my vocabulary😂
Wow.... this is pretty close to my childhood when Yugioh first came out. The only few good times in a Neverending sea of depression
I loved original Yugioh! Some great times with friends m, you could actually have a game last like 45 mins lol
okay then
Nobody cares about your childhood. Shut up and get lost
Kenny is one of the most inteligent characters in south park
I like how they have the lingo and even make kenny tap his mana but the inconsistencies are also super hilarious. Like playing the enchantment during his opponent’s turn or, if you notice, Kenny’s mana was already tap at the beginning of the scene.
It's like we played in school, nobody knew the rules right
perhaps the enchantment had Flash? I have a few fun ones that do.
idk, "elven blade" (which should probably be an equipment) sounds like something that could presumably have flash
lol I looked to see if it had flash
The mouth breathing. Southpark gets an A for accuracy.
The snap when the cards hit the table.
He can't play his sparkghast unless it has haste, it would be suffering summoning... sickness...
Dear God what have I become.
A nerd.
@@jamierose9095
Ye gods he's right. Quickly, throw me a sportsball!
Unless he has a card that gives him aoe haste effects.....so idk
This gathering of friends was truly a magical experience!
The most wholesome scene in South park
The really funny part is those dudes at card shops really do shuffle their hands incessantly throughout the match, just like this, as if you were psychic-ly keeping track of the cards in their hand and them doing that throws it off lmao.
Dont remember the last time I felt so much excitement
I really like how they tried to make the cards look realistic.
The constant hand shuffling 👌 perfect
Matt Stone: "Hey Trey. New summoned monsters have to wait a turn before they can attack. How will we animate that to make it interesting?"
Trey: "We won't. Instead, let's just somewhat follow the rules, let them attack simultaneously, then have Kenny dominate him on Slaughter's turn. People will notice, but who cares?"
Matt: "Yeah, and who really cares enough to comment on our fictional Magic The Gathering game?"
Nerd
Spark Ghast sounds like a ball lightning type effect, where it has haste and you sac it end of turn. That's what I got at least.
Its like the wow episode. I think they enjoy being off just enough to annoy the die hard fans lol
Flash and hate, your point negated
@@MatataMcCleskey Flash and hate, huh? Not sure how that allows you to attack during your opponent's combat phase. You lose a lot, don't you?
I love they added the detail of keeping the store door open because everyone is hot and smelly
🤣
The Magic is one of the few times the four guys act like Friends and are on the same page
I love the comments that the dorks are making, which is COMPLETELY validating this episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i've been playing since 1997, and even i'm uttering to myself "these fucking nerds..."
@@locke103 Get lost
Everyone saying that Kenny couldn't afford his deck hasn't taken a close look at his cards (when "Elven Blade" is played).
Elven Blade as depicted acts as an instant to give a blocking creature "+1". His "Planeswalker" is an enchantment that makes his opponent reveal a card at random, costs GRR, and can only be activated "during sorcery". Seems like his friends gave him some of their shitty cards and Kenny was able to make a decent deck out of otherwise garbage cards.
The only real Magic card referenced was Kenny's Serindib Sorcerer.
lol good notice
Turned it into a blue frog. You can tell trey and matt have experience in mtg if they know that card. One of my favorites in my deck
It got serious when even cartman has to describe how brutal the challenge was...haha
I love when South Park blows up hobbies like this for the lols.
gonna call the judge on that whole game 🤣
I like how Kenny gained 2 mana cards just for the cool moment.
Polymorpher’s jest is referenced at the end
“Shhhh!”
“ *BUT HE’S DYING!* “
You can't have a game store without at least one old guy in suspenders. It's just not right.
My Yugioh ass not understanding a single thing that happened: