What if Hololive is actually "Back Street Girls" but in real life. YAGOO has a deal with a yakuza and he sends members of his gang to Thailand and they come back as vtuber idols.
Korone virus brings about a shortage of yubi to give to korone. Korone has advised people not to buy out all the yubis in this time of crisis. Only as much as they need to give to her.
This is either Korone just found out about Asacoco, or she is a daughter of a yakuza boss, no wonder she doesnt know how to act "normally" around others.
>"After cutting it off, remember to use ice to stop the bleeding" *D.O.G. Tries It™: Bugged Hemorrhage Control Mechanics* Seriously folks, don't use ice at home. That only works in superficial scratches/cuts because there's only damage on a capillary level, and it's easy to constrict capillaries using ice because they're so tiny. On the other hand, if you have a finger amputation, using ice will make it bleed more profusely because it reduces swelling of tissues that surround and constrict the arteries (or damage them altogether). Just hold pressure with a roll of gauze (and secure it with some ACE bandages/tape) or put on a tourniquet.
@@endlessgrinding3764 You're gonna need a lot of this shit for that to work: www.cpr-savers.com/Z-Fold-Vacuum-Packed-QuikClot-Combat-Gauze%C2%A0_p_9227.html
Damn Coco must've paid a lot to have our gang boss to explain the nuances for the Yakuza culture Better prepare my yubis in case she has second thoughts later xD
It should be noted, if you're ever in a situation where you need to cut off a finger, the index finger is actually the one that will have the least effect on your ability to use your hand. The more you know.
Korone is the daughter of a Yakuza boss confirmed.
Imagine korone as chitoge and okayu as tsugumi....
@@ashchisalleh1454 mmmmm where the protagonist where is my boy!
@@official_FoxGaming yagoo
Plot twist : she's the boss
So is the Bread Shop a front or what?
Korone: "It's a Promise with Korone"
....you mean a Pinky Promise?
Get out.
The pinky's hers, so it can't be that.
Yes, a pinky promise.
And your pinky will be sacrificed if you break the promise
":3"
You cant pinky promise if you dont have a pinky
@@adrianty2276 Well, then it becomes a winky promise
Local doggo teaches you how to live in a society.
Made with memeatic
Talking all those horrible things with a cheerful and cute voice...
Yubi Yubi!
The Oyabun that I will follow
Yubi Yubi was so kawaii
Ya ya minna genki
gap moe is a thing. Have you awakened to its charms a year later?
I give my yubi
Not for honour
But for Korone
ah I see, you're a man of culture as well
Khoopa ~Yubi Eater...~
Now I want a full parody.
Is Korone a yakuza member or something
Derril Azkia I bet she’s working for Coco
She is no member...she is the boss herself
I heard it's Yakuza member that apologize for their mistakes by cutting their little pr ring finger, so...
You're welcome to doggo of culture gang
She is the boss. She is also the cause of the korone virus. This deadly virus requires you to offer up yubis to korone or you get a heart attack
Korone: Give you ring finger, you're not using it anyways
SHOTS FIRED lol
Miguel Jimenez but... I need it to type
Joshua Xiong Imagin typing using the typewriter standard method.
This comment was made by the two-fingers typing squad
Sir Jocas El Jocoso lmao
I used it to Press A.
Thanks to Coco , Korone has revealed her true color Lol
hi again
what do you mean "thanks to Coco"? is there a highlight for that?
@Unrelated Coma This is from AsaCoco's channel. The sauce is in the description.
Coco basically corrupted most hololive members. And that's a good thing!!!
A caring yakuza boss, who has 4 ears and is a doggo
It sounds perfect for some twisted anime, kinda like “Happy Sugar Life” maybe
What if Hololive is actually "Back Street Girls" but in real life. YAGOO has a deal with a yakuza and he sends members of his gang to Thailand and they come back as vtuber idols.
Xar'Azoth but in this case YAGOO is constantly fighting back insanity that his AKB48 like idols constantly spew out
this clip is a blessed side of korone, okay understand it's time to cut my finger now already.
Just for clarification purposes: is this a joke? Cuz if it isn't, then I'm fine with humanity rotting in nuclear ash. Fuck this kinda "humor".
Kiryu Coco, The Dragon of Hololive.
inugami Korone, the Mad dog of Hololive.
What is this, a Yakuza game?
@@forgetfulcloud1914 yeah, he reffering to Yakuza game Protagonist nickname, Kiryu (Dragon) & Majima (Mad Dog
... I love you for this.
Korone virus brings about a shortage of yubi to give to korone. Korone has advised people not to buy out all the yubis in this time of crisis. Only as much as they need to give to her.
Her researching torture and similar stuff finally paying off in AsaCoco xD
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 tbh Coco might have been quite on board with the idea
Oh did she actually do the torture stream she got memed on searching for
"A good kid shouldn't do it at home."
Alright, I'm doing it at public place.
So thats where all the fingers of the yakuza goes. To Godmother Korone
“Give me your ring finger you’re not using it anyway” I’m gonna use that as a proposal line
These are what she does to those who fet too flirty with Okayu
Ye i'm pretty sure that Korone browses the dark web now.
Everyone, she isn't a yakuza member or anything... she is part of an italian drug dealing cartel, with the help of her Stand: [Crispy Fingers].
Wrong, she's actually a sister of a certain guy who want to live a quite life.
And her companion Stand, 「Piki Piki Green Pepper」
This is either Korone just found out about Asacoco, or she is a daughter of a yakuza boss, no wonder she doesnt know how to act "normally" around others.
Also explains why she was so attached to that weapons dealing ojisan in Biohazard.
This is why Korone is my number 1 hololiver
What the hell did i watched?
Nothing you should remember.
>"After cutting it off, remember to use ice to stop the bleeding"
*D.O.G. Tries It™: Bugged Hemorrhage Control Mechanics*
Seriously folks, don't use ice at home. That only works in superficial scratches/cuts because there's only damage on a capillary level, and it's easy to constrict capillaries using ice because they're so tiny. On the other hand, if you have a finger amputation, using ice will make it bleed more profusely because it reduces swelling of tissues that surround and constrict the arteries (or damage them altogether). Just hold pressure with a roll of gauze (and secure it with some ACE bandages/tape) or put on a tourniquet.
Thank you random citizen. Does it work on severed heads as well...🥺
Oh so that's why severed bodyparts have something enveloping and the ice, cool
@@endlessgrinding3764 You're gonna need a lot of this shit for that to work:
www.cpr-savers.com/Z-Fold-Vacuum-Packed-QuikClot-Combat-Gauze%C2%A0_p_9227.html
Or, y'know
Burn the wound
I doubt most people would have access to sterile cauterizers.
My psycho Yakuza dog can’t be this cute
*What do I do with this information now*
*S U R V I V E*
Become a GangStar
Give her the -finger- yubi
@@RandomL0s3r *golden wind intensify*
now you must sacrifice your finger for our Yubi Finger Doggo Goddess Korone
Korone may look cute and pure but once you know her you know that she's truly cute, pure and a dark God/dog.
Put 💖 icon at certain make it lovely or . .... .yubi yubi...
Even dark side has ban huh....
I give my finger to korone..
Korone is wholesome even saying that kind of thing.
Hololive must just be a really, really well disguised Yakuza gang.
Damn Coco must've paid a lot to have our gang boss to explain the nuances for the Yakuza culture
Better prepare my yubis in case she has second thoughts later xD
holy crap she really did the "torture" vid she said she was going to do
such dark content with such wholesome background music
Damn these yakuza life documentary is getting out of hand
It's a promise with Korone or else YubiYubi~
I-Is she ok???
pafu pafu don don don~!
0:09 pafuu pafuu don don don~
Korosan is so adorable, why did I not hug her yet.
Ahh yes pure idol group just like akb48
*ak47
0:09
Would hear it coming during the evening back then before corona strikes. I miss that oldman Ice cream.
Yagoo:what did i do wromg
Yakuza national boss: "WHERE'S MY MONEY YAGOOWSKI!?"
This is probably why she searched torture methods. Our great Yakuza boss.
this seems like one of the lore building videos they'd in cyberpunk to show you how dystopian things are but in a digestible way
Thats how dogkuza works
Yubi Yubi
korone is an innocent bean with no connections to the yakuza whatsoever.
So did she join the yakuza?
no bro she is yakuza
*remembers korone's watch history*
Who else was expecting her to "Nipaaa!" after explaining the fingers
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was gonna be that heavy rain scene where a man chops off his little finger and the chat goes yubi yubi.
Very cool thank you very much
Korone: "Pofu pofu don don don"
Me: "Ah.. so cutee"
Iner me: "Mom, pick me up im scared"
This shit reminded me of the time in yakuza
Ah so this is why she was researching torture methods and the like.
how can someone so cute talk about something so dark, and still be cute as hell
_YUBI YUBI _
_BAKAYARO~_
This is how Yakuza works
Reminds me of that scene in Battle Royale with the girl on TV explaining the rules. This is probably what the yakuza shows to new recruits lmao
This is more unsettling than I expected
I haven't watched too much Korone so I don't know but why is she so obsessed with fingers?
th-cam.com/video/zdjPtIPoei4/w-d-xo.html
@@sam-gp3ov How did a simply greeting get so out of hand XD.
@@jksleey Alas, that's the birth of all inside memes
Per chance and unexpected happenings
@@jksleey "Out of hand"
so basically all hololive members is ex yakuza?
Coco was worse than a yakuza, she was, may Kami-sama forgive me for uttering this word... an American.
@@nickkorkodylas5005 😂😂😂
@@nickkorkodylas5005 america squad roll up
Cute Doggo Girl explains torture methods that'd get you in jail, but gets away with it due to taking everyone's promise fingers
She's kinda relatable. I'm into investigation of weird stuff too.
0:12 I thought I heard "Enkou". And I was like: *"Don't tell me you've try that before!!!!"*
Gonna catch a Tainyuu! Yeah, bakka, yeah!
Korone is like the Battlel Royale lesson video.
Al Capone shouldn't mess with this girl
She’s either the leader of a notorious criminal enterprise or the yakuza
Ketsumochi? Here in the Philippines, we call that Super Proxy.
I want korone to waterboard me until I drown
If you want waterboarding, check out Subaru's ASMR video.
I wonder what happen if Korone combo with Suisei.
Suisei is their hitman.
Just know what ketsumochi actually is so matsuriku ad on asacoco means....
when u stare deep into the abyss...
Korone is the king that will know you're a spy in the single glance😇
And punished you by not inviting you in pizza party every night
More deeper i know about this doggo, more i'm curious how Okayu can normally walk with her big ding ding dong
that bgm though
the braids. they are multiplying.
korone-chan is scary
i like it.
1:39 Tainyuuu
インコ（INKO）やないエンコ（ENKO）や…
Someone has been corrupted
Imagine being police detective that assigned to watch this girl :|
Korone: a good kid shouldn’t do this at home
Random kid: ok time to do it at the super market
I guess it runs naturally in the Inugami Family.
I just found a video of some guy chopping 2 of his fingers off somewhere on the net,
That probably explains why this was recommended to me lol
PAFU PAFU PON PON PON~~
I think korena was yakuza bos before😱
I have difficulty comprehnding that last one.
I started looking at VTubers, and now I’m watching a cute dog girl telling me to chop off my fingers. What has my life become?
Cute dog!
Yandere Korone. She will find you and bite your head off.
ZETSUBOU-SHITA!
It should be noted, if you're ever in a situation where you need to cut off a finger, the index finger is actually the one that will have the least effect on your ability to use your hand. The more you know.
The Mad Dog of Hololive
Damn korone is going in on yakuza way lol
Well I learned alot today
A good kid shouldn't do this at home. Just do it outside.
I see no problems with a yandere doggo talking about cutting off fingers in apology.
きっとこの動画を見てる海外の人たちはギャングの人達で日本の裏社会を学びつつ会長をボスとして崇めているんだろうなぁ…
classic korone