Dave Needs a Farm For His Chicks - April 15, 2020

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 เม.ย. 2020
  • On today's Barstool Rundown, El Pres, Big Cat and KFC discuss the aftermath of The Unboxing 10 (including today's delivery of a dozen live chicks), Double Vodka Don dips into the dick-wiggling game, the stock market continues to torment Davey Day Trader, and a callback to Croc Kid.
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  • @ninjaword61
    @ninjaword61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Michael Angelo is murdering the edits god bless pete for this

  • @DoctorWho1983
    @DoctorWho1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This is by far the greatest chapter in Barstool...content wise.

    • @TheInvisibleOne1026
      @TheInvisibleOne1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Hurley yup these are amazing times!

    • @SwiperNoSwiping458
      @SwiperNoSwiping458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need the history of barstool docu-series to come back.

    • @RyanD808
      @RyanD808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don A you’re in luck. They live in NYC, so it will be.

    • @scorcesetrackingshot8136
      @scorcesetrackingshot8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, meanwhile ESPN is having an existential crisis showing wwe lol

    • @huntermanchuck6560
      @huntermanchuck6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is up there w the old Milton days when pres would just rip on people in the post rundown

  • @chrisw27272
    @chrisw27272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Michelangelo killed it with the edits, kids great

  • @Dlynchmobb
    @Dlynchmobb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You can tell bigcat is genuinely concerned 😂

  • @Zleumas
    @Zleumas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is easily one of the greatest rundowns of all time

  • @zacschultz5772
    @zacschultz5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    it really made me happy to see Big Cat and Kevin laughing and being nice with Michelangelo

  • @Bobbyd603
    @Bobbyd603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I own a farm and will take the chickens will have a good home in NH

    • @carolb1792
      @carolb1792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobby D 👍

    • @CSDonohue11
      @CSDonohue11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice 👍

    • @RollTideRoll_GSP
      @RollTideRoll_GSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portnoy needs to throw ya a little cash to come rescue the chicks!

    • @Bobbyd603
      @Bobbyd603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patriot Pritchard I’d take for free

    • @danielmackenzie9244
      @danielmackenzie9244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobby D being a dude!

  • @DeltaAssaultGaming
    @DeltaAssaultGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Pres has 5-6 people in his living room. Social distancing 101

  • @joeysonson
    @joeysonson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Michelangelo underrated.

  • @andremaines
    @andremaines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Dave is having a full on meltdown. I get why you can't let employees come in to the office but at least you should be in there man. You're going crazy in that damn apartment

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it seems he doesn't even know which are his employees which is sort of funny.

    • @smitt12345
      @smitt12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NYC is in a complete lockdown

  • @kylercody6885
    @kylercody6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I enjoy the Skype rundown much more than the rundown in the office

  • @bob88pct
    @bob88pct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    He should forward his mail to the Barstool office.

    • @chrismills664
      @chrismills664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's wat they said on the last rundown. There thinking about sending it to the old office. Cause they don't want a million packages taking up the office to

  • @lbobby9043
    @lbobby9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the next barstool doc series arrives in a couple years the Covid/Quarantine episode will be gold

  • @12rwoody
    @12rwoody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Why do u only trade Lulu Lemon and Shake Shack?"

  • @Linkmarine3077
    @Linkmarine3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    every person who has ever seen one bit of content needs to watch this video to get a glimpse into the rise and fall of a $100MM man turned squalor LOL

  • @stevemygoodman7809
    @stevemygoodman7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    $300 for a house call. You can’t be picky.

  • @SuperiorSapien
    @SuperiorSapien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watched nelk boys video and was thinking this new kid looks familiar😂

  • @dcheng112
    @dcheng112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    michaelangelo killing it with the cuts

  • @jonathanmartin726
    @jonathanmartin726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dave pretending he doesn’t know that Eros is the website for ordering the escorts.

    • @SAsh-zg6ln
      @SAsh-zg6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Martin I didn’t know that. Is it an east coast thing? I’m in SoCal and never heard of it

    • @jonathanmartin726
      @jonathanmartin726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SAsh-zg6ln Its for US, or at least major US cities.

  • @BurghMurph
    @BurghMurph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Props to Michael Angelo!! The rundown has been soo freaking good since he started editing and putting it together

  • @hinaakhtar115
    @hinaakhtar115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Dave and Barstool!! You’ve helped me pass many hours with amazing entertainment to get by during this weird and difficult time! Can’t wait for the unboxing to restart!!! Plus Dave P needs his own comedy show on tv! 👊🏽😂

  • @niklas8227
    @niklas8227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Look at Michael Angelo at the end. Buddy with the big guys.

  • @GG-lr3gv
    @GG-lr3gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I legitimately have no words for sending live chickens. That might be the most preposterous thing I have ever seen.

    • @blbshah9345
      @blbshah9345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G G where do you think farmers buy their chicks? They mail them in through Murray mcmurray

    • @kochevar99
      @kochevar99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah mailing chickens is definitely a thing. But sending anybody a live animal is fucked up. You can’t just throw them away, so it’s a total dick move. People can be cunts man.

    • @GG-lr3gv
      @GG-lr3gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle
      In my opinion the laws that say you can do that need to be examined. They were sent from Iowa? That’s at least a day long process to buy them, load them up and ship them. They probably hadn’t eaten or drank water in all that time. Not to mention they could’ve been mishandled or forgotten about if Dave decided to not unbox that day and he didn’t know they were there. It’s a completely insane thing to do.

  • @MentholKratom
    @MentholKratom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    we want michael angelo

  • @BurghMurph
    @BurghMurph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the best rundown in years!!

  • @MattHamann89
    @MattHamann89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best rundown I’ve ever seen

  • @buzzcagney8957
    @buzzcagney8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rundowns are better than ever

  • @bobbyg7102
    @bobbyg7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Breaking: a shepherd and his herd were delivered to the Portnoy residence.

  • @waheedo2635
    @waheedo2635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how his name is one name. He's not Michael. He's not Angelo. He is Michelangelo.

  • @zachmcphail1256
    @zachmcphail1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michaelangelo is becoming a star

  • @hepos
    @hepos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THIS IS GOLD !!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @curlyoleary8680
    @curlyoleary8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Micheal Angelo you spoil us.

  • @ronaldaiello6450
    @ronaldaiello6450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ll send Dave the best laptop Pc out there.

  • @lizardking4817
    @lizardking4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The very public unraveling of El Prez

  • @dbollenbach901
    @dbollenbach901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rundown has been absolutely unbelievable. UNREAL the past month. Michael Angelo is the king and NEVER EVER EVER EVER go back to in person format.

  • @casey6226
    @casey6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael Angelo may need to move himself up on the list of Michelangelo’s. Phenomenal editing

  • @henryquinlan4254
    @henryquinlan4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was incredible

  • @ladyusa6647
    @ladyusa6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just remember Dave We’re all watching these vids because of you! As soon as you left the rundown I turned it off.

  • @ajaded1
    @ajaded1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The unboxing went from a bit at the end of a pizza review, to its own thing. It blew up overnight. It got too big, too quickly. I see it in his face. It's like being in the weeds in a restaurant kitchen. Ok. Maybe Barstool Sports should use the old office to receive packages, but it is still going to be a shit show. There are not enough people to handle the deluge of packages that are building up. This fucking guy's apartment has literally turned into an Amazon warehouse in 10 days. It was a perfect storm of people having nothing to do and him being entertaining. People are sending live animals. It's like, "I sent you a gift, but you have to take care of it, or it dies." What the fuck are you thinking? Okay, he got the goldfish, Randolph. That's awesome. He is opening packages. Baby chicks? He's not Matt Damon trying to open a fucking zoo. This is why we can't have nice things. People ruin everything.

  • @zachsimpson5895
    @zachsimpson5895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean Michelangelo is just a hero

  • @jr3454
    @jr3454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bar stool chickens: fight to the death. Till only one is alive to eat baklava

  • @MattyIce-nb3pd
    @MattyIce-nb3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RIP DDTG

  • @bob88pct
    @bob88pct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dave the chickens have come home to roost

  • @bens8049
    @bens8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spider is an animal assassin

  • @lax29mid
    @lax29mid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big “Dave, you want me to come over?” Cat

  • @chriscotard9521
    @chriscotard9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve managed to make the rundown a daily activity for awhile now

  • @KevinRynd
    @KevinRynd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The chicks need a heat lamp, food and water. USPS has been sending birds through the mail forever

    • @justinmckenzie9019
      @justinmckenzie9019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin imagine his shock if he got a package of bees.

  • @ryan2270
    @ryan2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    prez never fails to entertain

  • @ddogjones8677
    @ddogjones8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PETA is going to love this!

  • @CSDonohue11
    @CSDonohue11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rockin The Bags jersey. Nice 👍
    Enjoying your Gifts 🎁 😏😉

  • @maReStefanovic
    @maReStefanovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is so miserable its insane :) 8:28 i mean cmon hahaah

  • @christianmiller5710
    @christianmiller5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    michael angelo wins. incredible.

  • @drewgordon4126
    @drewgordon4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I AM DEAD

  • @CIARUNSITE
    @CIARUNSITE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor Dave on his $12,000 a month apartment being crushed by all the free shit. Please pray for Pres.

  • @heeterhobbs8772
    @heeterhobbs8772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael Angelo is the man now

  • @RollTideRoll_GSP
    @RollTideRoll_GSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The packages have gotten entirely out of hand, need to move asap!

  • @capitalizingondumbmoney1679
    @capitalizingondumbmoney1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man you know hes moving out as soon as he can

  • @jeffboy9628
    @jeffboy9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew it when I seen nelk last video that croc kid looked familiar

  • @chrismartin6544
    @chrismartin6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s like watching a plane that lost a long spiraling in your like jump eject get out

  • @billclinton3010
    @billclinton3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao carona is getting to all of us

  • @fadethenoise9704
    @fadethenoise9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man if only we could get Big Cats Addy🤔

  • @aaronmacrae6506
    @aaronmacrae6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I saw crocs kid on NELK video i gasped

    • @MafiaOnYourCase
      @MafiaOnYourCase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was a weird kid. What video was it?

    • @aaronmacrae6506
      @aaronmacrae6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RJHRFC he was in NELK newest video just look up NELK

  • @orlo4457
    @orlo4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave is going nuts

  • @MrDarthvador
    @MrDarthvador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael Angelo make a twitter

  • @vipset87
    @vipset87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    croc kid is one of the news segments? LMAO
    also big cat "when you get chickens and strippers..."

  • @BeliaLastes
    @BeliaLastes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave knows what's going down

  • @Real_Iceout
    @Real_Iceout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect example of too much of a good thing

  • @steelfann5050
    @steelfann5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man!!!!!

  • @TheInvisibleOne1026
    @TheInvisibleOne1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Golden Era of BARSTOOL!

    • @scorcesetrackingshot8136
      @scorcesetrackingshot8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheInvisibleOne yup what they’re doing is truly amazing when you consider the fact there’s no sports going in rn

  • @seswf1375
    @seswf1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave you should buy Penn Nat Gaming . . . . Heard it's a great buy!👌😂

  • @policyisquality3315
    @policyisquality3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One El Pres disappearing act coming up

  • @jameshinchman829
    @jameshinchman829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ones on Dan. I know someone is gonna send a raccoon now

  • @GunoilXL
    @GunoilXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone buy him a tiger cub 😂

  • @KeeganVera
    @KeeganVera 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I needed Dave Portnoy.

  • @RollTideRoll_GSP
    @RollTideRoll_GSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give chicks to Farmer in the comments from NJ. He said he woukd take them. Yall feed the chics Dave!

  • @bigtimeravenfan27
    @bigtimeravenfan27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michel Angelo absolutely destroying it hell yeah keep that shit up

  • @miamiwax5504
    @miamiwax5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude is gonna get kicked out of his building in 3..2..1..

  • @umsco226
    @umsco226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just drive the chickens out to a farm

  • @PoorMansPreparing
    @PoorMansPreparing 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would be down for some chickens, I have been wanting to raise some for a while now so I can get some free eggs.

  • @jeffcherry444
    @jeffcherry444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave is about to snap

  • @newbtuber3343
    @newbtuber3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go to Nantucket

  • @MrDarthvador
    @MrDarthvador 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    KFC just loves to see Dave upset

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff Bagwell jersey was worth all of the mess. Pretty sick.

  • @pat834
    @pat834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He’s loosing it.

    • @ThisGuySaysSo
      @ThisGuySaysSo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Losing*

    • @pat834
      @pat834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ThisGuySaysSo Looosing

  • @kylecorrigan2449
    @kylecorrigan2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    how can you go wrong with the lawnmower 3.0

  • @TheFootballhoss
    @TheFootballhoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Might be the most depressing rundown

  • @kevinmisery61
    @kevinmisery61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave needs a day off just one day to him self

  • @JamesRussels954
    @JamesRussels954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did they get his phone number to text him from the hooker website...? Or were they messaging him on his account there? (Meaning he already had an account before someone made a fake account of him)

  • @joeymocnik3718
    @joeymocnik3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MICHEAL ANGELO APPEARANCE!!!

  • @stustu5774
    @stustu5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good guy Dave... Supporting struggling strippers

  • @PrivatelyHanging
    @PrivatelyHanging 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll take the chickens....

  • @newbtuber3343
    @newbtuber3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Send the chicks to the chicks in the office

  • @RollTideRoll_GSP
    @RollTideRoll_GSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make sure yall feed the chicks or they will starve!!! They eat constantly when they are babies!!!

  • @arseanlfc
    @arseanlfc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone ignored real life Coach Duggs

    • @arseanlfc
      @arseanlfc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      except Michael Angelo

  • @evanfox691
    @evanfox691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking knew that was croc kid!! Wtf!

  • @kevinmisery61
    @kevinmisery61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those chicks need a heating lamp not the dark

  • @longdatedoptionsleaps6112
    @longdatedoptionsleaps6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave watch CNBC. What are u doing shorting LULULemon.....

  • @joeymocnik3718
    @joeymocnik3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You comment first you are no worse than pete and welker combined

  • @dquelliusbowman-rakeem-mat8329
    @dquelliusbowman-rakeem-mat8329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why would he not get a p.o. Box???

  • @colinmeggison6617
    @colinmeggison6617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave needs to go to Nantucket