So people have been asking me how to pee, so I'm going to tell you! Disclaimer: this is directed towards males Step 1: go to bathroom Step 2: open toilet Step 3: Unzip fly Step 4: start to urinate (make sure you aim towards the toilet!) Step 5: After a few seconds the urine will come all out and you won't have to pee anymore! Step 6: zip fly back up Step 7: flush the toilet Step 8: wipe! wipe! wipe! If you followed the steps correctly you were successful at urinating! Let me know if you had any problems down below!
YUB:the games says “dont shit your pants”. YUB:don’t play this game try another game. YUB:Drink pee and eat poop. Also freak: the pink guy is fat and being ashole last ugly
@@davinalee9551 what the hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I feel respected that I was one of the people to watch this the day it came out. I've been following YuB since his first Skate 3 video and it's been an honor to see him grow so much.
I was really busy when this came out. Now I can finally relax and watch YuB after an intense family fight... YuB, if you're reading this, thank you so much for all the good times. You've literally kept me from killing myself. Thank you so much for that. I hope you live an incredible life
4:53 is now my ringtone. Thank you YuB, this truly is a blessing... I cannot put my joy into words. I want to thank god for this opportunity to let me listen to this sound every time I get a call. I want to thank my friends and family for, well, calling me. And last of all, I want to thank this game.
i know this is like 2 years late but THERE IS A PANNENKOEK VIDEO AT 0:50 AND THE PROGRESS BAR IS NEAR THE END this can mean only one thing YUB IS A PANNENKOEK ENTHUSIAST LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Speaking of nostalgia, remember when you played Mario: the Music Box? There's a remastered version of the game coming out soon. Would you be considering playing it? (It's alright, you don't have to.)
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So people have been asking me how to pee, so I'm going to tell you!
Disclaimer: this is directed towards males
Step 1: go to bathroom
Step 2: open toilet
Step 3: Unzip fly
Step 4: start to urinate (make sure you aim towards the toilet!)
Step 5: After a few seconds the urine will come all out and you won't have to pee anymore!
Step 6: zip fly back up
Step 7: flush the toilet
Step 8: wipe! wipe! wipe!
If you followed the steps correctly you were successful at urinating!
Let me know if you had any problems down below!
You forgot to tell them how to stop
What if I’m wearing shorts
@@RYVNVAL Then just pull'em down! (or rip them off)
P E E P E E P O O P O O.
Oh god i followed the instructions and i cant stop peeing. HOW DO I STOP IT
6:43 *_THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER_*
I agree
It’s been so long!!!
*the man behind the slaughter*? No. The poop behind the toilet? No. The poop INSIDE the toilet!
The sanity of your mother
is it revenge he is seeking or someone to avenge him he’s stuck in a paradox and wants to set himself free
"yes this is how immature I am"
Long time fans already knew that
R/gatekeeping
@@TyTy-ob1vy how tho
hello papyrus
@@TyTy-ob1vy how the heck is that gatekeeping?
I watched that video and I didn’t even know I watched him back then
Yub: *types fart*
Yub: *loses*
Yub: *face palms*
Also Yub: *drinks soda*
bruh
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YUB:the games says “dont shit your pants”. YUB:don’t play this game try another game. YUB:Drink pee and eat poop. Also freak: the pink guy is fat and being ashole last ugly
4:09 is when he drinks
Okay
that moment when you can’t pee
BOTTOM TEXT
Watermelon_Vine lol
I am the 69 th liker on your comment its an honnor
Silence hooman. U can’t get any more relatable than that
BOTTOM TEXT.EXE HAS STOPPED OPERATING................*dead computer sounds*
YuB: Ahh poop. Yeah that's right.... I don't cuss.... IM A MAN OF GOD+
He doesn't know how to pee but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to take a dump
“Help I forgot how to pee”
*kirbys calling the police!*
Fortnite is gay
@@Slorple Thanks for feeling me
my meowscles brother
fortnite is not gay ur just bad
The like button. Ok.
4:55 "I dont know how to- *laughs*pee"
dorime
Dorime..Dorime
4:57 I DONT KNOW HOW TO PEE XD
Dorime..
In a yubreddit video, he said he has never peed
6:43 “why he lookin’ like the guy behind the slaughter rn” *it’s been so long plays* 😂
"I don't know how to you're an idiot."
*I laughed more than I should have right there.*
same
same
Same
same
@cat Hello, we wanted to talk to you about your car's extended warranty
"i did not poop on the floor, i was pooping in the toilet"
-YuB 2020
xd
6:52
Yub i luv you vidiyo
Cringe
@@spencerstudios2715 No! You Lied To Me!
🥕👄🥕
Hey Yub, u should play the game “The Crooked Man”. It’s a really fun pixelated horror game. I’m sure you would really like it.
E
its on my list!
peanut butter
E
@@YuB I love your videos ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💐🌹🥀🌷🌺🌸🏵️🌻🌼🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
7:23 "you shed a single tear" HAHAHA
lol
The Impossible Quiz, perhaps? That's a game I haven't seen in a while.
Mhm!
YES
nah, i saw a video called "the impossible quiz in 2020"
The videos I saw of the impossible quiz was PopularMMOs and JackSepticEye I believe
Yey
Yub: types "fart"
Yub: loses
Also yub: dissatisfaction
lol
Woooooow yub is dumb and he's happy about it because he says he's dumb sometimes in his videos
4:25 DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOOTDOOT DOOT! 6:02
Hey, you can play Stories Untold too. It has the same "typing" mechanic and it's a horror-adventure game.
shut
hsut
Wow
@@mompirate1120 no u
6:52 "I did not poop on the floor i was sitting on the toilet"
-YuB,2020
lol
yub: *types pee*
game: I don’t know how to pee
Yub: *laughing so much*
Dor ri meh
😂😂
same
I believe it
DoRimE
Pink guy back then: helmp I camt pmoomp
Pink guy now: I have figured out the ways of humanity. Now I am the superior human
Mr. Blocks yeah filthy frank is kinda normal now
Attack !!!! Dis is war!!!!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dorime
@@davinalee9551 what the hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
2:52
and thats when YuB knew...
he messed up
5:25
Yub:we lost the pants
Yub: The guy behind the slaughter
Me: Oh, wonder who he is...
Stab
*cue It’s Been so Long”
The man behind the slaughter
@@boyfriendfnf7646 I know the 'man' behind the slaughter but not the 'guy' behind the slaughter
**You called?**
“It’s been a while since I played a game about pooping”
-YuB’s words from 2020.
shit
@@PotatoIsLife3 badum tssss
Hi doge
I had played a game named toilet
i read this as soon as i heard it
No-one:
2013 Jacksepticeye: ᵗᵒᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗo ya laddies
He sounds like someone in tomadashlife
no-one: knows how to use no one memes
@@Dumpster_Fire_246 what?
I feel respected that I was one of the people to watch this the day it came out. I've been following YuB since his first Skate 3 video and it's been an honor to see him grow so much.
bro its just a video
fr@@lillibrl
LEONARDO FAN?
I was really busy when this came out. Now I can finally relax and watch YuB after an intense family fight... YuB, if you're reading this, thank you so much for all the good times. You've literally kept me from killing myself. Thank you so much for that. I hope you live an incredible life
Aw ok
YuB: “Help I forgot how to pee.” 700K people: I N T R E S T I N G.
Nvm 1.3 mill
I had to watch it. I HAD TO
@bruh moments🌝👌 lol
@Jack GamerGuy *1.2m
1Million people: I N T R E S T I N G
Now it’s 1m
“Help I forgot how to Pee”
Me: *Can Relate*
I hate it when that happens.
Is this trying to give me anxiety!?😰
I feel like im being called out
0:12
Yub:Where are my headphones?
Me:WHERE IS YO BEARD
The second I saw the title I thought: oops YuB is having bladder problems again. Oh well
wait, A G A I N ?!?!?!?!
n a n i
SuperKirby64 when I saw this I thought commented this
LOL
Oof xd
4:53 is now my ringtone. Thank you YuB, this truly is a blessing... I cannot put my joy into words. I want to thank god for this opportunity to let me listen to this sound every time I get a call. I want to thank my friends and family for, well, calling me. And last of all, I want to thank this game.
Thank you, I’m setting this as my ringtone now.
I'm trying to find the original thing but I can't find it lol
Dorime
Dorime,interimo adapare dorime ameno ameno
@@redwarrioralpha3421 th-cam.com/video/zQ4LiyFF8RU/w-d-xo.html
Yay, YuB! And I'm early to watch a masterpiece!!
YA YEEEEEEEEET!!!
Me too!
Yee
Me too
You mean a YUBPIECE
4:25 DUN DUN DUN
my brain right now: Why is this a horror game??
YuB: *enjoys game without caring that it's called a survival horror game*
It’s a joke.
yea honestly,... this is not a horror game.
It’s kinda horror bc u-know-wat 🤒
@@iamtheonewhoslaps lol
I love how the tags are just
*YuB*
*Poop*
*P E E*
That "I don't know how to pee" meme was good with that music
Yup
bruh
@@Kitty-tq1cv I want to know what the music is called :(
Poo you’re pants 👖 💩
4:50 is what you came for.
YuB: plays a pooping game
also YuB: is in dissatasfaction while typing "fart"
Eat.
I dont know how to eat.
Breathe.
You took a deep breath. Bought you extra time
I was not expecting that
YuB: "Looking like "the guy behind the slaughter" right now"
Me: I agree
Video: *purple guy music*
I am terraria
@@CasonTheDumbass Oh really?
6:43
Hahaha!!!!
@@CasonTheDumbass I AM CONFUSION
Epic
"Looking lik3 the guy behind the slaugter rifht npw"
*FNAF intensifies*
hello 2:24
XD
more people like to say “it’s been so long intensifies”
my ears XD
6:45*
i know this is like 2 years late but
THERE IS A PANNENKOEK VIDEO AT 0:50
AND THE PROGRESS BAR IS NEAR THE END
this can mean only one thing
YUB IS A PANNENKOEK ENTHUSIAST
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Sees title *
Me with half open eyes, almost falling asleep: *Wait.... Wut?*
Me about to bleech my eyes cus of that profile pic
i can relate to this tbh
I suggest Yub playing Paper Mario: The Origami King. It is hilarious 👍
Yes
I highly agree
Hello link02
Me
ok
8:05
No context
This guy is the guy that you should watch when you're sick
Edit:wow I'm almost the top comment thanks guys
Your late so shut up I'm late so I should shut up
Yeah it helps me too lol
The world hasn't added ended
Gonna be real Awkward when he finds someone to teach him
8:50 in like 20 years among us will be one of those games
"I don't know how to pee"
Well then
Just use
*ZA HANDO KESU*
i s t h a t a j o j o r e f e r e n c e ?
@@ukcungnung3479 y e s ? ? ? I d o n t k n o w m a y b e?
O k
I s t h at j o j o r e f r e n c e
9
YuB: help me I can't pee
Me: nah, help yourself
4:58 I don’t know how to pee
4:58
"He looking like the man behind the slaughter right now"
**its been so long intensifies**
guy* not man
I guess i has no ears ;-;
@@strawberrycoolatta it's man
@@maxieandrade5337 yeah but yup said guy behind the slaughter
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
YuB looks like a life coach with his hair tied back like that.
True
He IS my life coach
R/Rareinsults
I loved that part when he said “It’s not peeing time!” And started not peeing all over the place.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dead meme
so funny
hey children i gotta tell you something
he said it 9 months ago
0:59 Can we all admit that yub looks younger than before
He shaved
human - beard = younger
It just now occurs to me that YuB and Flamingo evolved backwards in age
S
Same I agree
-7:54 top 10 big brain moments
1:05 how the hell did he look older in 2015???
he's evolving backwards
Because he's YuB
Agreed
Hes yub he can do anything that comes up in his mind
Ik he litterally looks 17 years older
4:31 that face reminds me of aw snap in chrome
1:00 Idk why but YuB looks like Charmx right there.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING YOUR EFFORT IS SO GOOD
I just got this notification and was like "Dear god..."
EDIT: Also early yay
No one caresss
@@pjt4125 I care
@@catramin I don't
@@catramin doesn't matter too
@@pjt4125 if you don't care, why did you take the time to reply
4:55 that part had me dying 🤣😂
Bro said
I don't ᴷⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵉᵉ
💀
I'm really surprised theres nobody in the comments screaming about 7:05
Some of YuBs rarest moments
> don’t shit
you shit your pants anyway
wha
1:18 i love this part lol
2:59 that sounds like donkey kong music
Yub*types pee*
Game-*I don't know how to piss*
Also YuB-*DORMIME MAMENO*
YuB says he’s getting a haircut on Friday me: *surprised pikachu face
Great pfp
"Is there anymore games like this?" Sure search for some
Hi
OFF SHIRT! 5:50
YuB: types "pee"
game: i dont know how to pee
YuB: i dont know how to pee * wheezes *
I was in a zoom meeting and I saw this come up in my post notifications “help I forgot how to pee” lol
YuB looks like one of those youtubers for younger audiences but he’s funny for teens.
@@wigwam32 Huh. Small world ig.
YuB out of context: 8:22
*WHEEZE*
YuB: “HaRdLY CoUgHS”
Me: *WhEeZe*
Carl wheezer: “I DOnT FEEl So GOoD…”
🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂
Me: having to poop while watching this DON’T POOOOP 😂😂😂
4:45 I forgot how to pee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yub: (types pee) how about pee
Game: he doesn’t know how to piss
( seconds later) DORIME
4:55
haha how funny something that happened from the vid xd haha funny
*d o r i m e*
its almost like.. we didnt watch the video.. omg!! 😨😨😨😨
I laughed more than I should
🙏 dorime 🙏
4:50 that scene is so funny I almost fell on the floor and when he had the glitch of using the floor instead of the toilet was hilarious
Also when he said the character look like he was wearing knee pads it made me laugh for some reason and the other glitch was funny too
**pushes the bladder**
There you peed
Wait what
1:28 If u can see he also pooped through his mouth and near his stomach.:]
5:33 Time to get SCHWIFTY
The game: this is a horror game play at own risk!
Also the game: this is a game about pooping
7:17 was super funny
6:52 WoT
2:53 i cant stop laughing 🤣🤣
YuB: *types pee*
"I don't know how to pee"
*NSFW flashbacks*
5:41 All you got to do is remove the pants.
Speaking of nostalgia, remember when you played Mario: the Music Box? There's a remastered version of the game coming out soon. Would you be considering playing it? (It's alright, you don't have to.)
My guy here wearing the amazfit bip, great watch dude
LOL good eye
@@YuB 4:57 what is this song
@@ImNotDragoon just search DORIME
@@YuB the drip tho
"I D O N T K N O W H O W T O P E E"
Can’t wait for part 2! “Don’t piss your pants”
The start: yub comes out of nowhere
Xd yeah true
5:08 imagine not knowing how to pee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:06 The feeling when you feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to have a TH-cam channel
Yub is youtube-"friendly"
Edit: Stop this madness, dislike!
It gets better
@Elliot Lauper more like 12
@DAVID STANESCU actually 25
Actually 31
@@Beabufr wow
1:55 BRUH
8:00 ayo
Yub gains: Subscribers
Yub loses: Undertale
Yub will get soon : *DETOUR*
26 seconds ago
Me: "Oh yes! Maybe i can be the first one!'
136 comments
Me: "h o w"
Tru
lol
this is how he's gonna teach his kid to go to the bathroom
Well your right about that!
6:02 help me im laghing so hard rn
YuB: *Types pee*
the guy: i dont know how to pee :(
O
/|\
/\
[I don't know how to pee]
YuB: *constantly showing sad scenes*