It’s actually inspiring how Jerma was able to start this game around 5 years later without knowing anything other than it’s a Zelda game. It is also extremely to his disadvantage
Hell, I started this game half a year ago after having watched nothing but speedruns and Vinnies playing it and I still suck at certain parts of it. Only watching them half-consciously also didn't spoil me, there's so much new stuff to discover
@@absolutemaniac7368 it's a promotional side quest that gets unlocked after leaving the plateau. leaving the plateau also unlocks most of the DLC side quests so that's why he was getting spammed with notifications
@@absolutemaniac7368 This game came out in March 2017 as the big Switch launch title. The two paid DLC packs were released later that year, each adding a bunch of bonus side quests which let you find armor reminiscent of other games in the Zelda series (in addition to actual content quests). If you have the DLC at the beginning of the game, these quests will all pop up at the same time the first time the game reloads the world after completing the plateau. For some reason, completely separately from the DLC packs, they also did a universal update adding a promo for the upcoming Switch exclusive Xenoblade 2, which is another side quest that allows you to find Rex's salvager outfit. (It looks like garbage in my opinion.) You get this even if you didn't pay for the DLC, there's no in-game context and it wasn't a limited-time thing or anything, so it just pops up for everyone. I don't understand why they did it, it's ridiculous, and of course Xenoblade 2 is now nearly as old as this game is, so the connection just makes no sense.
Jerma immediately guessing that you need an ancient arrow to defeat a guardian was an interesting choice from the writers this episode, maybe a slip up or maybe intentional foreshadowing?
I absolutely love whenever Jerma makes wizard of oz references, there's just something so sweet about listening to this 97 year old man reminisce about his childhood
Jerma is right. I should've watched this 2 weeks ago, so I'm late but. Goat cheese is vile. I've raised goats, and goat cheese tastes exactly like what happens during mating season where a male goat pees on its face and lets it ferment to the most disgusting smell to attract females. That cheese tastes like that smell. All goat cheese should be tossed into a volcano.
23:39 Imagine being one of those bokoblins who gets woken up by Link riding into your camp on a horse, barely skidding to a stop at the edge of a cliff, front flipping off the cliff and yelling out "d-- NO!!" before laughing maniacally as he falls to his death
Watching this now, I realize how clumsy Jerma is. I mean, drowning in a tiny pool, snapping his neck by opening a door, walking into a fire, and getting hit by his own explosion? (multiple times, too)
Whenever Jerma is in a shrine and the chat is set to "Emote Only", it's the funniest shit I ever seen to see them flip out and SPAM all sorts of emotes which he keeps interpreting the wrong way whenever he's stuck at a puzzle xD
The way Jerma acts when he starts his stream makes me think he just fades in from the ether with no knowledge of how he looks or what he's wearing. Like, he can't see himself until he turns on facecam
This edit doesn’t show you how long Jerma was trying to fight that Talus. I got home from work and started watching the stream around the time he jumped off the plateau. I ate dinner and took a shower, and he was still fighting that thing. The most infuriating and funny thing to watch.
@@thelegalsystem Most people drown either because they get knocked out or disabled in water that's too shallow to float in, get thrown into water that's too turbulent to float in, or get stuck underwater due to an accident. So yeah, if you're in a calm lake you can absolutely just rest in the water.
I like to imagine that the entire time Jerma was talking in the shop Link was saying all that and the shopkeep was just standing there nervously sweating
6:07 Ngl, I fell off the Great Plateau Tower to my death at least 3 times during my playthrough. Also, Jerma talking about Zelda CD-i YTPs during King Rhoam's exposition is my favorite part of this highlight video. It's amazing.
Finally Jerma asks the question we've all been wondering ourselves for years, [22:15] now that is some hard hitting journalism right there jerma. Jerma truly is a masterclass in something (not sure what) 😂
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This series is a masterpiece. I can't even begin to describe how painful it is to watch this psycho solve simple korok puzzles, forget simple game mechanics, and play one of my favourite games of all time. His constant lunacy is a joy to watch and makes me want to stab myself.
Jerma explaining his garbage goat cheese opinion only to immediately say he loves Feta cheese is the funniest thing in the world to me. Also another example of Jerma being absolutely baffled that people are different from him
@@dr.schnaabel8210 I am going to be honest, goat cheese from every store I have been to sucks major ass but the farms I have been to made it much better and from what I understand it has something to do with goat cheese not aging well. the goat cheese I have had that was made at those farms was like a more silky cheese and almost like mozzarella or swiss. I also don't like feta for some reason and I cannot understand why but I think it is purely texture related as the dishes that have had it are fine but eating it on plain pita bread makes my body think I am getting poisoned or something and makes me gag. if you as a person who consumes feta cheese have any clue why that would happen or if I am a dumbass who cannot understand ho to eat cheese correctly please tell me, as I want to eat the cheese but it just doesn't let me and it makes me very sad.
One time I was driving across Indiana, but I had just bought goat cheese and couldn't eat it while driving so my friend in the passenger seat fed straight goat cheese to my mouth the whole ride. It was salty.
So about the piss test he did that said he had lots of lead in his pee: The US has the highest concentration of lead in the atmosphere, water and the ground because of all of the leaded gasoline that the US used to use. So all of the people in the US have much higher concentrations of lead in their bodies thanks to the one-man environmental disaster that was Thomas Midgley Jr.. Also, the test itself is not meant for pee, so it might look more extreme than it is, since it's not drinking water.
Jerma’s checklist for gaming masterpiece:
1. Start the game with a menu immediately
2.Player’s ability to puke
It also needs to have the right FOV or he'll die live on stream.
3) must contain a car
4) screen shake optional
5) ax dodging
6) wizard of oz character traits
Jerma is literally every game dev's worst nightmare
He would be the best play tester
@@lamergamer8211 Oh my god he would
He makes gameplay of Breath of the Wild look like gameplay of Spelunky.
Jerma is everyone’s worst nightmare
the perfect QA tester
jerma's ability to play games completely the wrong way and enjoy them is unmatched
Like when he plays cleaning games(which he loves) and spray 1 spot stop playing and instead talk to chat about aliens.
👽 💀
Is it really the wrong way to play if it's fun? 🤔
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 "why did I only get like 60%, what did I miss??"
@@Zwiki22 i mean you can have fun in the incorrect way of intended. Like hitting people with the seat of a swingset.
His first reaction to the King of Hyrule being "Oh is that the dinner guy?" is so unbelievably funny
I wonder what’s for dINNer..?
Dinner... Blaster
It’s not even the same guy which makes it more funny to me.
@@spaghettivase4808 I mean effectively it is
The meme where the guy says “dinner”?
The internet is broken. Think about what’s being referenced, and immediately understood.
It’s actually inspiring how Jerma was able to start this game around 5 years later without knowing anything other than it’s a Zelda game.
It is also extremely to his disadvantage
Hell, I started this game half a year ago after having watched nothing but speedruns and Vinnies playing it and I still suck at certain parts of it. Only watching them half-consciously also didn't spoil me, there's so much new stuff to discover
feels like I watch every single game i play before i start it now. it's a disease
hey now, don't lie, he also knew that weapons break
All I know about the game is from watching a few of Jermas streams.
How is that to his disadvantage? Zelda tropes are in everything
I can’t explain why but Jerma saying “Xenoblade Chronicles 2!?” in the most baffled, exasperated tone of voice imaginable is making me cry laughing
I was looking for the comment about it. My sides went to the moon
I think I would have done the same thing, why does that come up??
@@absolutemaniac7368 it's a promotional side quest that gets unlocked after leaving the plateau. leaving the plateau also unlocks most of the DLC side quests so that's why he was getting spammed with notifications
@@absolutemaniac7368 This game came out in March 2017 as the big Switch launch title. The two paid DLC packs were released later that year, each adding a bunch of bonus side quests which let you find armor reminiscent of other games in the Zelda series (in addition to actual content quests). If you have the DLC at the beginning of the game, these quests will all pop up at the same time the first time the game reloads the world after completing the plateau. For some reason, completely separately from the DLC packs, they also did a universal update adding a promo for the upcoming Switch exclusive Xenoblade 2, which is another side quest that allows you to find Rex's salvager outfit. (It looks like garbage in my opinion.) You get this even if you didn't pay for the DLC, there's no in-game context and it wasn't a limited-time thing or anything, so it just pops up for everyone. I don't understand why they did it, it's ridiculous, and of course Xenoblade 2 is now nearly as old as this game is, so the connection just makes no sense.
@@poudink5791 it's the oblivion GOTY edition for zoomers
Watching Jerma play games is like watching the first caveman figure out how to make fire
. . . I made a comment on this comment and it didn't post
"Wood and rok make hot... me hurt, scare it is, don't touch.
@@Overthyme forgetful andy
@telgrmammendjerma069:)
Jerma immediately guessing that you need an ancient arrow to defeat a guardian was an interesting choice from the writers this episode, maybe a slip up or maybe intentional foreshadowing?
I think they’re letting on that jerma may know more than we think he does. Really adds to the psychological horror of it all.
He also foreshadowed the minor/major tests of strength shrines
But you don’t need them to defeat guardians. In fact it’s preferable to defeat them without one so you can collect guardian parts.
@@first3numbers are you saying that using ancient arrows lessen the amount of guardian parts or something?
@@boneenthusiast8530 he also knew that the old man was a disguise (albeit, he guessed it was ganon and not the king) immediately
"When did I drink piss on stream" is such a powerful statement
"when did i drink piss?- *on stream* "
And then _realized that he did_
It’s so powerful because it implies that he not only did it, but he doesn’t see it as important because he forgot.
I absolutely love whenever Jerma makes wizard of oz references, there's just something so sweet about listening to this 97 year old man reminisce about his childhood
I thought he was 985 years old?
@@whoisanarnb he was born in 985 A.D
I love the smile that slowly crawls across Jerma's face whenever Link dies.
He truly is THE psycho streamer.
Breaking news psycho streamer enjoys watching people d¡e
@tellegrmmendjerma37you are among us shortlisted winners
@@olle8132 Sus Jerma has manifested in a scam bot
Jerma will literally be doing a child's block pushing puzzle and start tilting like it's EVO grand finals
chat i-im not going to parry jwongs super
@@gusbabiski Evo moment 985
Seeing this INSANE man rant about GOAT CHEESE to an INNOCENT SHOPKEEPER for TEN MINUTES was quite an experience
Jerma is right. I should've watched this 2 weeks ago, so I'm late but. Goat cheese is vile. I've raised goats, and goat cheese tastes exactly like what happens during mating season where a male goat pees on its face and lets it ferment to the most disgusting smell to attract females. That cheese tastes like that smell. All goat cheese should be tossed into a volcano.
the best part is that mcdonald's does have a goat cheese burger in spain
how does he know what dirt tastes like
23:39
Imagine being one of those bokoblins who gets woken up by Link riding into your camp on a horse, barely skidding to a stop at the edge of a cliff, front flipping off the cliff and yelling out "d-- NO!!" before laughing maniacally as he falls to his death
"THERE GOES MY HERO! WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!"
Watching this now, I realize how clumsy Jerma is. I mean, drowning in a tiny pool, snapping his neck by opening a door, walking into a fire, and getting hit by his own explosion? (multiple times, too)
And this maniac thinks he can dodge a battleaxe
He isn't fit to govern himself. What terrifying "man"
@@waterbottle6644 I guarantee he will say something along the lines of "Don't swing it so fuckin fast dude! what the heck!" in that stream.
And all that was before he even started playing Zelda!
This felt like showing your friend your favorite movie but they keep checking their phone whenever something important happens
But like he's having fun I love it
Not pictured: Finally defeating the Talus and then getting struck by lighting 3 min later before he thought to save.
29:08, i love how he specified "drank piss on stream" so people wouldn't know he does it off-stream
Its adorable how he thinks we dont already know about his hourly bug feasts and tries to act like he would HATE eating a bug.
I'm Mr. Sus, this is my show, I eat the bug.
I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.
he think we dont know about his many dates with the bug doctor
The sheer anger in his voice while SCREAMING "Xenoblade Chronicles 2" is insane
28:32 the shopkeep patiently waiting for Jerma to finish his rant on goat cheese and buy something
I have literally never seen anyone die the way Jerma did a 6:39 truly amazing
genuinely funny
he tripped and then just died
The legend of Jerma breath of the chat
Garlic
I love how low effort this joke is and how funny it is lmao
Jesus Christ him imitating YTP sentence mixing has me in stitches 😂😂😂
People can make Morshu recite the entirety of Hamlet even though the character only has two lines.
I'm so happy whenever I see YTP references
Yess
9:46
Jerma, running from an enemy that doesn’t move: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Whenever Jerma is in a shrine and the chat is set to "Emote Only", it's the funniest shit I ever seen to see them flip out and SPAM all sorts of emotes which he keeps interpreting the wrong way whenever he's stuck at a puzzle xD
30:51 "We're playing a game of telephone. And I am the only one talking, how are you messing this up?"
Make me crack up.
The way Jerma acts when he starts his stream makes me think he just fades in from the ether with no knowledge of how he looks or what he's wearing. Like, he can't see himself until he turns on facecam
More proof that Jerma is a living mass hallucination.
this video did not have enough of him making the complete wrong assessment of _EVERY SINGLE PUZZLE_ and somehow getting through it anyway.
This edit doesn’t show you how long Jerma was trying to fight that Talus. I got home from work and started watching the stream around the time he jumped off the plateau. I ate dinner and took a shower, and he was still fighting that thing. The most infuriating and funny thing to watch.
When he calls the gameplay "Bugs Bunny shit right there", I think to him that's the highest praise.
Based pfp
Jerma: "It would make more sense if the shrine trails were harder"
Also Jerma: *Somehow snaps his own neck trying to open a door*
Man, if Jerma isn't able to dodge a battle-axe on stream like he says then he's gonna lose like a solid 2 to 3 months worth of arguments with chat
Jerma is somehow surprised that running out of stamina while swimming means you drown.
Being tired doesn't prohibit floating
@@halo7oo then why do people drown? Just rest in the water you'll be fine.
@@thelegalsystem Most people drown either because they get knocked out or disabled in water that's too shallow to float in, get thrown into water that's too turbulent to float in, or get stuck underwater due to an accident. So yeah, if you're in a calm lake you can absolutely just rest in the water.
Name one other fucking game apart from this and RDR2 where running out of stamina in water makes you drown.
@@sbraypaynt Wind Waker
: )
I like to imagine that the entire time Jerma was talking in the shop Link was saying all that and the shopkeep was just standing there nervously sweating
I love this reptile! His killer eyes and lizardly exterior really showed through when he stared at a small rodent running across his desk at 6:48
watching jerma accidentally discover windbombing is so fun
i feel like jerma can smell my room
how high were you when commenting this
jesus christ my guy put down the booooong
I can smell the weed, too. You should really open a window.
@@callmejish i dont remember
i feel like jerma smells like my room
6:34 Jerma drowning in a 3 foot deep pool?
Yeah, seems about right, you know, considering his... stature.
AMONG???
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13:38 “the strong one, the smart one, the courageous one” he described the 3 pieces of the triforce lol
I adore how horrified he was at 'Xenoblade Chronicles 2'
6:07 Ngl, I fell off the Great Plateau Tower to my death at least 3 times during my playthrough.
Also, Jerma talking about Zelda CD-i YTPs during King Rhoam's exposition is my favorite part of this highlight video. It's amazing.
15:00 JERMAS TIMING BLEW ME AWAY
I want everyone to watch this gameplay and the first thing they think is
This man somehow beat Sekiro
He wasn't lying, those creatures from Ganon are really bad 😵
Thankfully The Legend of Zelda is really rad.
Yea they’re so bad😏
first time watching jerma and the sheer slapstick buffoonery is incredible.
15:07 Jerma truly is a man of culture
I watched every second of these VODs but I'm still gonna watch this. Streams of the year.
love that part in the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy dodges a battle axe
his mom's "chats" were so precious
"I'm the 'dodge an axe guy' of the Wizard of Oz party."
-The guy who pulled a rib laughing too suddenly
And so begins the legendary tale of the man who got lost on his way to the Nintendo convention, and ended up a hero
8:37 This is so funny oh my lord I can’t breathe
Every stream gets more deranged as time goes on
every time i open a stream this maniac is in the middle of a 30 minute rant arguing with chat about some form of food
It's just getting to know him better
LOL the YTP call back at 15:05
sometimes I forget that jerma is like a 37 year old man and then he'll go an a 5 minute rant about goat cheese
9:42
"GET AWAY FROM ME"
He told the stationary enemy
“Xenoblade chronicles 2?!” Has me dying omfg
the present period of consistent 2ndJerma uploads heavily overlaps with a massive worsening of my mental health. Coincidence? I think not
it's too late for you he's in your head now
The horror consumes you.
Shouldn't have peeped the horror
Chlorine eyes is the biggest insult ive ever heard thrown at twilight princess
no more twilight princess slander I will intervene if it happens again
15:38 it is inhuman how accurate this was
Finally Jerma asks the question we've all been wondering ourselves for years, [22:15] now that is some hard hitting journalism right there jerma. Jerma truly is a masterclass in something (not sure what) 😂
15:09 makes me so happy he referred to him as the dinner guy lol. Also “I’m here and I’m comin’”
25:02 "dont stop doing that" i like how jerma inability to form the first sentence led to him creating an even worse sentence
watching him try to kill the stone talus is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
That intro rap has given me SO many questions 🤣
another era
22:13 Santa Claus from sims 4 : the adventures of Darth McNulty
12:06 .... why has it taken me almost 6 years to think about this question lol
He actually goes on a 20 minute long seemingly Jim Carrey inspired tirade about how much he hates goat cheese. Who is this man?
Like I know it’s an overused joke and all but I genuinely can’t accept that jerma is a real person he feels like an actual cryptid
Fun Fact: Lead-related damage to the kidneys may show up as protein in the urine (albuminuria), high blood pressure, or an increased risk of gout. People who appear to have kidney disease, high blood pressure, or gout should have their lead levels checked.
oh my god the popups fighting the stone talus made me laugh so hard
the default grey model really has nice tracking i just wish there was a cool star wars graphic like the 2.0
I'm so glad he's enjoying this game. I expected him to just say "Elden Ring is better" and never stream it again
I've yet to find someone who says they didn't really enjoy it, but I'm sure it possible.
i love these stream comps cause without the chat it seems like he's just talking to himself the whole time and honestly it just makes it better
I love watching the “Best of Jerma Month Year” videos then watching the official videos come out
This series is a masterpiece. I can't even begin to describe how painful it is to watch this psycho solve simple korok puzzles, forget simple game mechanics, and play one of my favourite games of all time. His constant lunacy is a joy to watch and makes me want to stab myself.
26:33 this entire bit has me dying 🤣
23:01 Crazed psychopath's deathbed words after terrorizing a pig farm and lighting himself and all the animals ablaze
me when i’m fighting the stole talus and i have to hit him in the bone marrow
"we let the smart ones do the puzzles and then I get in there with the fuckin' axe and start swingin'"
6:40 "what happened :-["
im going to Gamelon for DINNER
Squadiblah, we are off!
Jerma's very lucky that the stone talus fight was only cut to like three minutes instead of the 30 minutes the fight actually took before he ran away.
Jerma explaining his garbage goat cheese opinion only to immediately say he loves Feta cheese is the funniest thing in the world to me.
Also another example of Jerma being absolutely baffled that people are different from him
OIld man yells at cloud
Absolutely with him on that tho. Goat cheese massive L, Feta ultra W
@@dr.schnaabel8210 You know your opinion is wrong when Jerma 100% agrees with you.
@@REALwoombath usually true but goat cheese is actually revolting
@@dr.schnaabel8210 I am going to be honest, goat cheese from every store I have been to sucks major ass but the farms I have been to made it much better and from what I understand it has something to do with goat cheese not aging well.
the goat cheese I have had that was made at those farms was like a more silky cheese and almost like mozzarella or swiss.
I also don't like feta for some reason and I cannot understand why but I think it is purely texture related as the dishes that have had it are fine but eating it on plain pita bread makes my body think I am getting poisoned or something and makes me gag.
if you as a person who consumes feta cheese have any clue why that would happen or if I am a dumbass who cannot understand ho to eat cheese correctly please tell me, as I want to eat the cheese but it just doesn't let me and it makes me very sad.
8:14 I guess TOTK listened to that one
It's so surreal that BOTW is now being compared to other games like Elden Ring by big streamers, it feels like a king got dethroned
It's a nearly 6 year old game lol and elden ring is directly inspired by it, it isn't shocking.
both amazing games
BotW literally came out before Elden Ring it's painful
Ow, that thing at the beginning about Twilight Princess stung
Jerma makes this game look like Noita
Chlorine eyes are the best description of twilight princess omg
One time I was driving across Indiana, but I had just bought goat cheese and couldn't eat it while driving so my friend in the passenger seat fed straight goat cheese to my mouth the whole ride. It was salty.
Jerma is dead set on losing his lesbian twitter fan base with this goat cheese hot take.
I want a shirt with a picture of Jerma smacking himself in the face with the caption, "I'm not stupid."
I love how at 15:30 he just starts describing youtube poops but doesnt know it has a name already
Jerma overheard eveyone comparing sonic frontiers to breath of the wild and said "well i guess everyone is playing breath of the wild this month."
"the mountain of ovens and stuff"
God my attention span hasn't been good recently yet I sat through this whole video laughing
So about the piss test he did that said he had lots of lead in his pee:
The US has the highest concentration of lead in the atmosphere, water and the ground because of all of the leaded gasoline that the US used to use. So all of the people in the US have much higher concentrations of lead in their bodies thanks to the one-man environmental disaster that was Thomas Midgley Jr..
Also, the test itself is not meant for pee, so it might look more extreme than it is, since it's not drinking water.
"Im not stupid"
Immediatly falls from the platform