I remember explaining to my husband after 6 months of marriage: we have magical boxes located in each bathroom and the bedroom called hampers. They're magical because if you put your clothes in them after they're dirty, they will magically wash themselves dry themselves fold themselves or hang themselves up! But the key is they have to be placed IN the magical box NOT on or beside it or anywhere else in the house! I actually took him on a tour of the house and demonstrated the ease of opening the magical boxes LOL.
Yes I hear you. I told my husband I wish I had a laundry fairy 🧚♀️ like you do. Drop clothes 👔👕👖in hamper then they appear clean and folded in your drawers again.
And now you're divorced? Lol Everything this woman said about drawers, cupboards and keys is the exact opposite to me. To top it off, i put my clothes in the dirty washing basket/hamper. However, the cherry on top is that when the hamper is full or i am low on work clothes, gym clothes or underwear...wait for it, i wash them, in the washing machine that i know how to use, i even hang them in an organised fashion and when they're dry, i know, shut up, you don't believe me whatever. Lol i fold them and put them away in their allocated places. 🤯
The hot flash thing I’m so there. I’m the only one in Church in the winter with a tank top on and my fan in one hand and ice cold water in the other. A priest asked me in confession if I was ok. I said yeah it’s just satan tryin’ to get me. We both died laughing. God Bless
Every single time my children told me that hated me and I am ruining their lives, I would look them in the eye and tell them good then I am doing my job! Apprently I was ruining their lives when I wouldn't let them go out at midnight to hang in a store parking lot with 30 other people (at the age of 15).
You go Mama!!! I ruined my kids lives the same way! But when one of them told me to "shut up" or called me a "b*+ch" I apologized to God then I had to touch them up if you know what I mean. You know... changed their hair style or fixed that problem with their wisdom teeth LoL
Just say "Oh but I love you so so much and you haven't changed my life at all in any way. It's been a blast every single second of the day, even when you tell me you hate me" with an 🙄. 🤷♀️ When they say "I hate you" and you respond with an "I love you" it confuses them in the midst of their anger. Typically you'll just get a scream of high pitched screeching, a slammed door and if they're raised right an "I'm sorry" before dinner or bedtime. Lol
I have bought my husband numerous devices, hooks, containers, etc. to help him keep track of his keys...which he _never uses._ Okay, fine. But then, don't come to me, demand I clear everything off of and _out_ of _my desk_ because _you_ can't find _your keys._ And most _certainly_ don't ask to borrow _mine;_ we'll _never_ be able to leave the house at that rate.
It is a power thing, manipulating (unless a history of head injury etc). If he likes beer or sex, bribe him Lol. Say Honey, when you put your keys here, I will bring you your beer (or whatever). Try positive reinforcement. If it works, Halleluah. If not, get him a clap on clap off key ring Lol.
@@MrMaziar58 Yes, she had her first child at 14. But she learned. And she raised her kids. Most adults can't do that nowadays. Not to mention once all their kids reached adulthood, they adopted three kids. So I think she did okay regardless.
She's funny, I laughed out loud in the "overprotected" part, but the comedic flow is a bit slow for my taste...I like comedians with 5 punchlines a minute...she gave one per 5 minutes... Maybe the crowd was like me, everyone has their own cups of coffee...
IKR! I was sitting here laughing mao. I wish I had been there in person! There was a comedian a long time ago who said he did a show and nobody laughed. He thought he failed miserably until after he overheard a group talking. One said That was the funniest show ever! The others agreed! Stoic people? Maybe she said stuff most thought but never thought anyone else thought it too. Ha ha!
Married fifty years before I had to lay him to rest. Spent the last seven years just missing him. Have wonderful family, grandkids, great grandkids girlfriends to hang out with often.
My husband refuses to use the dishwasher....really???? And i totally get the hotflashes! And could not imagine raising 7 teenagers. One almost killed me. Shout out to this lady!
My mama and I tell each other all the time when we're argumentative and just need a break from each other. "I love you but I don't like you right now".
@@jessicaaudate oh my Lord! The fridge and the freezer?! That's potentially an expensive bad habit if you don't catch it in time. I'll keep my situation with cabinets and drawers in better perspective now.
🤣🤣🤣I look back now and call it my Lizzie Bordon Decade and it was something no other woman ever addressed with me...we talk about everything else...let the cat out of the bag so we know we can prepare for battle against ourselves and gratefully limp to the other side. 🤣🤣🤣👍
We don't realize what they are up against until we're in the same shoes. My Mom raised 5. I had 1. I don't know how she did it but we do our level best.😄
My mom raised 4 of us, 3 grandchildren, and has 1 great grandchild 6 days a week ... until covid hit. She's been home alone for a year and is going crazy.
Yeah I was shocked...and she turned out great! She must have positive attitude and good people by her side. Married for a long time is such a great achievement and blessings IMO. 👍👍
Yeah I didn't speak back to my moms cause she'd give me one to the chest and let me gasp for air for a bit. Needless to say I was not a problem child after that.
My grandmother raised seven kids. She herself was one of seven kids, and she married a man who was also one of seven kids. None of Granny's kids dared match that number, probably because they understood what it would be like.
I have both shrunk 3 inches AND now have difficulty getting back up from a crouch withou help. I got one of those grabbers that helps reach things high and low. Squeeze the grip, and I'm good to go.
But...but...it's all depends on the person's personality, LOL. I'm a woman and I'm more like her husband...because I have the "P" personality (INFP). My parents and lil cousin are neat because they're all have the "J" personality (Mama ESTJ (superneat, almost OCD LOL), Papa INTJ (quite neat), sis INFJ (pretty neat)). Although I can keep my workplace kinda neat, my bedroom would always look like it just went through a disaster or something...it doesn't bother me... BTW I love it when she said she's just over-protected. 🤣 RELATED!
Babe you know where the ketchup is? Lol My cousin had a Brilliant solution. My husband= hey Hon,where's the mayo? Open the fridge l,top shelf R hand side,in the front,blue cover. My husband,Where? Repeted:Top Shelf R Hand Side,In the Front,Blue Top. Him: I can't find it... Me:😡 It's BEHIND THE BROWNIES! Him: Brownies? (Couple seconds goes by...) Where's the brownies??? Me: BEHIND the MAYO! Few seconds later,Hearing mumbling to self & clinking of things... Him:Common,where's the broowniees? Me:Did you find the MAYO YET? Him:Oh,ya,but WHERE'S the BROWNIES??? Me:😅😂🤣
Lol. Love the down to earth brutal honesty.
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌
I remember explaining to my husband after 6 months of marriage: we have magical boxes located in each bathroom and the bedroom called hampers. They're magical because if you put your clothes in them after they're dirty, they will magically wash themselves dry themselves fold themselves or hang themselves up! But the key is they have to be placed IN the magical box NOT on or beside it or anywhere else in the house! I actually took him on a tour of the house and demonstrated the ease of opening the magical boxes LOL.
Yes I hear you. I told my husband I wish I had a laundry fairy 🧚♀️ like you do. Drop clothes 👔👕👖in hamper then they appear clean and folded in your drawers again.
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌
And now you're divorced? Lol
Everything this woman said about drawers, cupboards and keys is the exact opposite to me.
To top it off, i put my clothes in the dirty washing basket/hamper. However, the cherry on top is that when the hamper is full or i am low on work clothes, gym clothes or underwear...wait for it, i wash them, in the washing machine that i know how to use, i even hang them in an organised fashion and when they're dry, i know, shut up, you don't believe me whatever. Lol i fold them and put them away in their allocated places. 🤯
@@nicholasfrancis8381 you're a gem my friend I dont mind wash and fold but for Pete's sake put it away
I wish her special was longer than 17 minutes. She was awesome and hilarious.
The hot flash thing I’m so there. I’m the only one in Church in the winter with a tank top on and my fan in one hand and ice cold water in the other. A priest asked me in confession if I was ok. I said yeah it’s just satan tryin’ to get me. We both died laughing. God Bless
She was good. The audience was subpar 🤣🤣🤣
I totally agree!
It’s probably the first time they’ve seen a black person. So it makes sense. Haha!
plot twist she pregnant🤣
I think she meant “Supernanny”, not “The Nanny” - got me thinking of the 90s sitcom, not Britain’s best discipline queen 😂
same xd
I know I thought she was talking about the nanny with the nasally voice. Lol until she went in further detail. Lol
Same here - I'll be hearing Fran Drescher's voice in my head the rest of the day! 😆
Same LOL.
Exactly!
Every single time my children told me that hated me and I am ruining their lives, I would look them in the eye and tell them good then I am doing my job! Apprently I was ruining their lives when I wouldn't let them go out at midnight to hang in a store parking lot with 30 other people (at the age of 15).
You go Mama!!! I ruined my kids lives the same way! But when one of them told me to "shut up" or called me a "b*+ch" I apologized to God then I had to touch them up if you know what I mean. You know... changed their hair style or fixed that problem with their wisdom teeth LoL
Horrible parent. Lol.
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀🙌🙌🙌
Just say "Oh but I love you so so much and you haven't changed my life at all in any way. It's been a blast every single second of the day, even when you tell me you hate me" with an 🙄. 🤷♀️ When they say "I hate you" and you respond with an "I love you" it confuses them in the midst of their anger. Typically you'll just get a scream of high pitched screeching, a slammed door and if they're raised right an "I'm sorry" before dinner or bedtime. Lol
Running other peoples lives is a thankless job
She is right on about kids. Shes funny. Love her.
"when you gotta have a discussion" 🤣 that and "the devil tap dancing on the back of your neck in a winter coat smoking a cigar" those lines GOT ME 😆😆
I have bought my husband numerous devices, hooks, containers, etc. to help him keep track of his keys...which he _never uses._ Okay, fine. But then, don't come to me, demand I clear everything off of and _out_ of _my desk_ because _you_ can't find _your keys._ And most _certainly_ don't ask to borrow _mine;_ we'll _never_ be able to leave the house at that rate.
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 to ∞
I hear ya. Only it was me that couldn’t find my cell. 😂😂
It is a power thing, manipulating (unless a history of head injury etc). If he likes beer or sex, bribe him Lol. Say Honey, when you put your keys here, I will bring you your beer (or whatever). Try positive reinforcement. If it works, Halleluah. If not, get him a clap on clap off key ring Lol.
@@leemartin9156 😄😄😄
When you said The Nanny, I thought of that old show with Fran Drescher 🤣
Maybe THE OLDEST IS THE HUSBAND'S DAUGHTER
SO FUNNY!! SO RELATABLE !! I laughed out loud all by myself! 🤣😂😅😀😁😃😄😅😆😀
Great comedy! She was 13 when she had her first kid. What an amazing woman.
I know right, it takes a lot to have 7 kids come up with material and get on that stage that’s a superwoman to me.
B.REASON
MAN... THIS LADY IS HILARIOUS !!!
AND I LOVE HER HONESTY !!!!!
SO GLAD I WAS PRIVILEGED TO WATCH HER.. !!!! GIVES ME HOPE !!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of us had to go. 😂🤣🤣 Love it.
It's best that way🤣🤣🤣
Or one of us shouldn't have been here in the first place
At 48 having a 35 years old!!
@@MrMaziar58 Yes, she had her first child at 14. But she learned. And she raised her kids. Most adults can't do that nowadays. Not to mention once all their kids reached adulthood, they adopted three kids. So I think she did okay regardless.
She’s so funny! What’s with the dead crowd lol 😂
My thoughts exactly!
For real!
She's funny, I laughed out loud in the "overprotected" part, but the comedic flow is a bit slow for my taste...I like comedians with 5 punchlines a minute...she gave one per 5 minutes... Maybe the crowd was like me, everyone has their own cups of coffee...
IKR! I was sitting here laughing mao. I wish I had been there in person! There was a comedian a long time ago who said he did a show and nobody laughed. He thought he failed miserably until after he overheard a group talking. One said That was the funniest show ever! The others agreed! Stoic people? Maybe she said stuff most thought but never thought anyone else thought it too. Ha ha!
She was awesome and sooo relatable!! Loved it!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Married fifty years before I had to lay him to rest. Spent the last seven years just missing him. Have wonderful family, grandkids, great grandkids girlfriends to hang out with often.
These ladies in Drybar are hilarious ..
We want to see more of their comedies.
She is hilarious!!😂
Everything she says is true,&she makes it so funn! I truly enjoyed her. & I want to hear more of her!!😄
Loved her act! Realness funny!
Right On Sistah I can relate. Soooooo Funny. Thanks 👏
My husband refuses to use the dishwasher....really???? And i totally get the hotflashes! And could not imagine raising 7 teenagers. One almost killed me. Shout out to this lady!
Same my grandma had 9. 9!!!!
She's funny and speaks the truth XD that's a great comedian
I love her🤣
I love that. .. " I wasn't fat I was over protected"
I definitely relate to just being hot...
Funny mama and so true 😆
She is great! I love her energy and personality. Funny in a very relatable way.
Too funny! Reminds me so much of my best friend. We both are in our 60's now, but she's covering it ALL pretty good! LOL!
Love & like are not the same. "I mean shoot i don't like zucchini, but i love to eat."
My mama and I tell each other all the time when we're argumentative and just need a break from each other. "I love you but I don't like you right now".
She speaking facts
I feel her on the drawers 😂👍
My son does it too😑. Drawers, cabinets, doors. The fridge AND freezer on occasion
@@jessicaaudate oh my Lord! The fridge and the freezer?! That's potentially an expensive bad habit if you don't catch it in time. I'll keep my situation with cabinets and drawers in better perspective now.
This lady doth speak the truth. Lmao
Oh my gosh, so funny!!!! And let's be honest, women aren't usually as funny as the guys....but she is hilarious!!!
Ooh, she spoke to me! ❤️
‘That ain’t Christ-like’
Love, love, love Chelle T. Please bring her back.
*She Know Her Stuff!*
*Best of Luck to Her*
🤔🍀💞🍀💞🍀💞🍀😉
Holy crap she one my new faves 😆 Laughed so dang hard LOL😂
🤣🤣🤣I look back now and call it my Lizzie Bordon Decade and it was something no other woman ever addressed with me...we talk about everything else...let the cat out of the bag so we know we can prepare for battle against ourselves and gratefully limp to the other side. 🤣🤣🤣👍
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER!! 😜❤️😜
She has perfect teeth.
Phenomenal job 👏🏽🙌🏽👌🏽❤
You rock mama! I also have 7 kids! ❤️
Love the keys bit! I tell everyone in my family when they ask me where their stuff is that its in the place you last left it!
My stepdad who lived to be as obnoxious as humanly possible always said “it’ll be in the last place you look” lol
I had to like just from the title.
This made me so happy 😂
she's like my mom doesn't want a single child in her house
We don't realize what they are up against until we're in the same shoes. My Mom raised 5. I had 1. I don't know how she did it but we do our level best.😄
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. 😀😀🙌🙌🙌
My mom raised 4 of us, 3 grandchildren, and has 1 great grandchild 6 days a week ... until covid hit.
She's been home alone for a year and is going crazy.
Relatable. Hilarious!!
Love her!!!!’
I am past there, but I sure do identify. She is funny, and factual 🤣 .
The overprotective part sent me😂😂 she’s rly good w her deliveries
I have 7 kids myself, can confirm. ages 6 - 21. fully agreed on all points
Nice humor!😄
She was so good. She needs to perform In front of a better audience. They were dry.
Dry bar 😂😂😂
Wait till ya hit yer 60's. :-)
She is AWESOME!!!
"I didn't need that money, anyway!"😂🤣😂🤦🏿♂️ She did a great, clean set. Very funny Lady. Chelle T is on her Way 💯❤️
Wow. She had her first child at 13. Do the math. She's quite funny!
Yeah I was shocked...and she turned out great! She must have positive attitude and good people by her side. Married for a long time is such a great achievement and blessings IMO. 👍👍
@@LadyVoldemort Absolutely
She is impressive!
How sad but she made it.
I'm sure she said her oldest is 35. And she's 50
@@zigzag7194 She said she's 48.
Super Funny, you have made my Sunday morning......now off to Church!!
If she's 48 and her oldest child is 35, that means she had her daughter when she was 13...
Wow @Dallas L you are *really* *good* at basic subtraction 🙃
What a great set! She seems nervous though...would like to see her with a better audience or when she's more relaxed.
"But I was raised on gangsta rap." LMFAO I tell my kids that all the time
Great show Chelle!!😀
she is so funny i enjoyed her
I totally agree with her! If my kid at any age came and hit me, slapped me, etc.? Comercial. Yeah.
may god bless you I can't say enough thank for making me laugh
She is one of my favorite comedians now
She is hilarious!!
... Commercial! 😂😂😂😂
Bravo!
Love her!
Real talk!
Bless you, I have 5 kids. My oldest is 35& youngest is 14.
Yeah I didn't speak back to my moms cause she'd give me one to the chest and let me gasp for air for a bit. Needless to say I was not a problem child after that.
I love her. I can so relate.
Funny Lady!
My grandmother raised seven kids. She herself was one of seven kids, and she married a man who was also one of seven kids. None of Granny's kids dared match that number, probably because they understood what it would be like.
'Now I watch snapped for inspiration'
Girl, you kilt it! 👍
I laughed out loud so many times!
The pee joke is hilarious and real🤣
your awesome and haliourous thanks for making me laugh
Yeah, clap. LOL
So funny~!
She's hilarious! I don't understand the dead crowd
She’s too cute 🤩🤩
I wanna watch her uncensored comedy on her family. I think she held back for Provo bc the crowd was a bit dead.
I loved her set
pretty good
I used to tell some of these exact jokes at work when strangers- I mean customers asked about my children.
Funny and clean. I may give that weight loss suggestion a try to lose 20 lbs 🤣
Lol I have six kids, I get it!! 😆
I have both shrunk 3 inches AND now have difficulty getting back up from a crouch withou help. I got one of those grabbers that helps reach things high and low. Squeeze the grip, and I'm good to go.
Her oldest is 35? What? She looks like 35 herself.
But...but...it's all depends on the person's personality, LOL. I'm a woman and I'm more like her husband...because I have the "P" personality (INFP). My parents and lil cousin are neat because they're all have the "J" personality (Mama ESTJ (superneat, almost OCD LOL), Papa INTJ (quite neat), sis INFJ (pretty neat)). Although I can keep my workplace kinda neat, my bedroom would always look like it just went through a disaster or something...it doesn't bother me...
BTW I love it when she said she's just over-protected. 🤣 RELATED!
Hell yeah B. You need a better crowd. But you were spot on.
That's right 🤣😂🤣👍👍👍 kids today.
She's hilarious! Somof it is quite dark!
OK let's do some math ---She said her oldest child is 35 and she just turned 48 soooo that means she had her first child when she was 13 years old!!!!
Babe you know where the ketchup is? Lol
My cousin had a Brilliant solution. My husband= hey Hon,where's the mayo? Open the fridge l,top shelf R hand side,in the front,blue cover. My husband,Where?
Repeted:Top Shelf R Hand Side,In the Front,Blue Top.
Him: I can't find it...
Me:😡 It's BEHIND THE BROWNIES! Him: Brownies?
(Couple seconds goes by...)
Where's the brownies???
Me: BEHIND the MAYO!
Few seconds later,Hearing mumbling to self & clinking of things... Him:Common,where's the broowniees? Me:Did you find the MAYO YET? Him:Oh,ya,but WHERE'S the BROWNIES??? Me:😅😂🤣