If you show up late, that's a solo date... Are you going to show up on the 1st day of a new job late?! A date means you are applying to be my lady. If you show up late, you're fired.!
I once set up a date years ago with a nurse and, of course after I had went and bought a new outfit just to look my best for the date. Well, nurse girl ghosts me that day up until time for the date and cancels with the lousiest lie I've ever heard. So, I texted her that I spent money on an outfit, and that I guess I'll go out on the date alone. I proceeded to take photos of everything I did for the entire night, and sent them all to her in real time. Beautiful nature trails, food, the works. She did not like it. And she did not get another chance from me. Don't let a woman keep you from a good time fellas
The Tai Chi Chuan master is legit. I once fought 37 Orcs using the same techniques while sitting on a toilet in the woods. I didn't even need to put my crocs in combat mode and my BM passed without interruption.
Simp economy has destroyed dating for the average man. It has inflated so much ego as well as the “top tier” men running through these 304’s on dating apps making them believe those men will actually take them seriously.
1:12 I don't know if that woman is being serious about actually pissing the man's drink or think she's trying to be funny by making a very nasty joke. Either way if she did do that to the drink, you have the right to show her while equality exists.
The popping balloons were like al bundy in the quizshow: Host: You're stranded on a lonely island. Who would you like to be with? A - your wife Al: B, B, I take B
The reason I got with my wife is because I told her I had a giraffe with a top hat on jumping on a trampoline in my back garden, we’ve been together 11 years 😂😂😂
$57 million since Covid??? We all need to spread your message more Sam.....Still too many simps out there!!! 4 more sleeps till the big fight mate...who have you got? Fancy Usyk but Fury is looking a lot more focused this fight week!!!
7:10 hear me out, the possible scenario where this actually played out, she was at a casino in the middle of a week day with her mom, and the guys that were hitting on her were broke ass senior citizens.
I do not blame the women on OF. I blame the simps who are making them millionaires. With no men paying, women would not have a choice but to stop making that kind of content. These men need to get out more and get a life
So these women have no morals and no one forced them to be 304 pros, but you only blame the men… Straight up girl logic right there. Surrender your man card…
¾ of those simps are in their 40/50/60yo buying OF subscriptions the generation that still think that women are poor little fragile thing that need to be spend on and over protect them covering her with gifts ,, like cmon ,, when those generation will be old the of era will crumble plus the fact that companion robot with a.i is not that far away 🤷
The guy doing the tai chi twit should be embarrassed, the guy kidding on he can’t get near him is getting paid extra surly , look when you see these tai chi ( MASTERS) in a ring with an MMA fighter they look surprised that they’ve been hit so hard ,
Its UNREAL who many idiot men are out there!! I got give a rats ass who she is or what see looks like. That thing isn't worth 24 kt!! I just don't understand these lowlifes!!
She turned up late to the date, expecting a free meal but gets mad when the guy isn't there.
The audacity. 😂
that scam-jitsu. hahaha
Never seen any Tai Chi Chuan win an UFC fight or any Tai Chi Chuan Street fighter win in a video.
I WONDER WHY...
@@unknowjlmit can't be because Tai Chi is a form of mobile meditation and not meant for combat, can it? Lol
@@davidleatherwood6228 These UFC fighters need inner peace too, man. :(
Me thinks the woman with the deep voice may be hiding a little something extra tucked away! 🤔😂😂
It would have been nice to see one of those men be honest and say “because I’m not gay”
a plum smuggler...
That’s a man baby
My first thought was "that's a dude"😂
If you show up late, that's a solo date...
Are you going to show up on the 1st day of a new job late?!
A date means you are applying to be my lady. If you show up late, you're fired.!
“Applying to be my lady” I love it. As a happily married woman of 16 years, I agree. Mutual respect needs to come back.
@@enzomartelli4228 definitely.
I’ve got a feeling most of these OF girls ain’t been paying their taxes properly…..Just a theory….an OF theory 😂😅
most likely true
You know what, there's an incentive program where you can get some cash from the IRS if you report people who don't pay taxes
@@iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 interesting and not surprising
Taxation is theft. Imagine being the goof suggesting you help the enemy...
Hey now, they gotta make more than $600 to have to report it lol
I'll never understand why Simps does this. 🤦♂️
They don’t get any female attention, they’re being sold a female interaction experience
Same
He does it for us so we don't have to.
Mind blowing weaksauce... smh
Why simps does this?
7:40 Thats great how the guys couldn't even contain their laughter because of how much of a joke he is 🤣😆🤣
And they say only male privilege exists.
sorry but you mean white privilege
Not heavy...not light. Bull-shido master at his best!!! 😂😂😂
9:53 that's called the ancient art of bullshido.
Free pizza for life , no doubt about it 🍕
I hope he threw his drink away. I think she was trying to put a spell on him.
This is why i dont date anymore. Dealt with crazy once, never again.
Let’s goooo! Nothing like some good ole Simpsaversam! Keep up the good work my friend!
I've been doing Wushu and Tai Chi for forty years and I hate these scammers.
"Call me mommy" Hahahahaha , nope, not happening but gl in life.
"and she sounds like Dog the Bounty Hunter", made me spit my coffee!
That guy thinks he's Yoda or something. Unfortunately there's another guy who built a martial arts career out of this
Skinny white Middle aged Yoda was hilarious
"Because it's a funnyyyyyy prank...*fart*" Lulz...
That girl who was stood up, maybe she's not as "cute" as she thinks she is.
7:22
Hold up, wait a minute, somethin’ ain’t right!
That’s a full man
A woman is upset when she turns up to a date an hour late and the guy isn't there, what an idiot.
I once set up a date years ago with a nurse and, of course after I had went and bought a new outfit just to look my best for the date. Well, nurse girl ghosts me that day up until time for the date and cancels with the lousiest lie I've ever heard. So, I texted her that I spent money on an outfit, and that I guess I'll go out on the date alone. I proceeded to take photos of everything I did for the entire night, and sent them all to her in real time. Beautiful nature trails, food, the works. She did not like it. And she did not get another chance from me. Don't let a woman keep you from a good time fellas
I think we can all agree on a generalized opinion of American women now. Thank the gods we have other countries to choose from.
Yup 100 agree, there is a VERY fine line between ego and confidence.
I like that statement well put
That second video is scene straight out of Peep Show 😂
Love your work brother. All simps need to hand in their Man Cards. Townsville Australia 🇦🇺
"Good on" the lad who took himself out on a date....
RESPECT!! 🤜🏼
Never date a simp. All his money goes towards women online instead of you.
Simpathy 🤣🤣
I love this haha
I'm going to abuse it
Money laundering
short hair wannabe 10
I’ll bet ALL her simps, thinks he’s the only one 😂🤣.
My god... the transaction fees... *THINK OF THE TRANSACTION FEES*
Im sorry that girl who supposedly pissed in the guys drink, im sorry but she was getting knocked out ❤
She didn’t get 10 million in tips… she tells men to pay as tips to avoid taxes.
What she did is a massive crime.
2:59 hmm all of a sudden I'm not for no- tax-on-tips anymore.
Btw, I watch all your shows. We think exactly alike. Great show brother!
If I was in that group watching the ‘master’, I’d be laughing my fuckinf head off.
8:56 is that a man?? if not she is not bad looking but yeah that voice, I'm sure there is stuff she can take to help with the voice.
can’t be too careful. . .
Dundee Check
That is 100% a dude... You guys are in a dangerous state of mind.
I thought it was a dude too.
If you go on a date and she sounds like the bounty Hunter 😂
Simping is just ridiculous. No cure for that.
The guys that fuel Only fools 🤦
Fine line between confidence and ego and narcissism 😂
Really the pop balloon for the bloke ops the girl oops am I missgendering 😂
Ffs an HOUR LATE. THE DISRESPECTFUL B WORD!
She is a hour late wtf
The Tai Chi Chuan master is legit. I once fought 37 Orcs using the same techniques while sitting on a toilet in the woods. I didn't even need to put my crocs in combat mode and my BM passed without interruption.
If you really wanted an Osakas date, you'd of been on time bih.
The first woman. If a woman or man can't respect your time then they won't ever respect you in any aspect.
Simp economy has destroyed dating for the average man. It has inflated so much ego as well as the “top tier” men running through these 304’s on dating apps making them believe those men will actually take them seriously.
I'm 6/1 15 stone jet black hair broad shoulders on a good day I'd say I'm a 4. Some people just delusional
That girl making 50musd in only fans is 100% a money laundering scheme. 😂 She got 300k in one transaction. Wtf
Amouranth is insanely popular via twitch. Thats real money
lmaoooooooo the Tinder nutcase, bro whaaaat
The WHATEVER podcast has never had a true 10 on their panel! 🤨
I have a deep voice for a woman but not like that. Some guys really like it. But, I don't sound trans. Much love from Canada
If it's you and your views, then any number will be subjective, and can't have a metric.
1:12 I don't know if that woman is being serious about actually pissing the man's drink or think she's trying to be funny by making a very nasty joke. Either way if she did do that to the drink, you have the right to show her while equality exists.
I cannot stand lateness, it is so rude and disrespectful.
It sounds like the first one got there shortly after 6:10 when she texted, and she’s recording after waiting until 6:50.
pretty sure peeing in someones drink is extremely illegal.
the OF stuff is terrible ..and deeply upsetting - why do i even bother getting up in the morning
Yeah there are a bunch of losers in the world 💀
that guy that was on a date alone, he looked like he had fun with the girl working at the minigolf. tbh he shouldve asked her number lol :P
The popping balloons were like al bundy in the quizshow:
Host: You're stranded on a lonely island. Who would you like to be with?
A - your wife
Al: B, B, I take B
And the black ballon pop was a man in black
2:42 the real question is how they get that much money to use on them
The reason I got with my wife is because I told her I had a giraffe with a top hat on jumping on a trampoline in my back garden, we’ve been together 11 years 😂😂😂
Is she locked in your basement now?
@ 😂😂😂😂
No the attic 😂😂😂😂
Friends Don’t Let Friends Simp
@0:29 i had to look this up because it was horrifying but im afraid its a skit. the girls some insta comedian and doesn't talk like that
TF did I just watch PeePee in the drinksky?? TF wrong with these women? 😮
The players are now hating the game
Another Great Video! Keep it up!
$57 million since Covid??? We all need to spread your message more Sam.....Still too many simps out there!!!
4 more sleeps till the big fight mate...who have you got? Fancy Usyk but Fury is looking a lot more focused this fight week!!!
7:22 They all knew what was up
the simpfection is real
7:10 hear me out, the possible scenario where this actually played out, she was at a casino in the middle of a week day with her mom, and the guys that were hitting on her were broke ass senior citizens.
folks, you do realize the chick at 6 mins into the video is describing the local probation and parole office .....no really tho
What in the name of male pattern baldness was the last clip? 😂
Just a thought... is it possible that the 57 milions are money laundry?????? It's suspicious to me...
I do not blame the women on OF. I blame the simps who are making them millionaires. With no men paying, women would not have a choice but to stop making that kind of content. These men need to get out more and get a life
So these women have no morals and no one forced them to be 304 pros, but you only blame the men…
Straight up girl logic right there. Surrender your man card…
Stop the cap. No one sent you anything 😂. Love your videos by the way. 😂
Was that dude sitting on the couch Steven Segal?? 😂😂😂
@10:10 Very bad acting.
8:02 Honestly feel bad for her. She actually ain't bad looking ❤
That there is a Man.
Simps are so pathetic. I have absolutely no respect.for simps.
Too much lol
I think the guys popped their balloons because they thought she was a man? Is she? he? Im confused myself 🤔
It's a man.
I'm a 10. Looks = 1 + bank account = 9
Anime has destroyed soo many young men.
❤❤❤
¾ of those simps are in their 40/50/60yo buying OF subscriptions the generation that still think that women are poor little fragile thing that need to be spend on and over protect them covering her with gifts ,, like cmon ,, when those generation will be old the of era will crumble plus the fact that companion robot with a.i is not that far away 🤷
I can't wait for my Suckbot 5000
The guy doing the tai chi twit should be embarrassed, the guy kidding on he can’t get near him is getting paid extra surly , look when you see these tai chi ( MASTERS) in a ring with an MMA fighter they look surprised that they’ve been hit so hard ,
Kat is a comedienne.
Its UNREAL who many idiot men are out there!! I got give a rats ass who she is or what see looks like. That thing isn't worth 24 kt!! I just don't understand these lowlifes!!
Simp City the video game
Ps my looks rating 5 on a good day with make up. (Ps don't ware it unless I'm out which is once or twice a year) Good Lord
@6:12
I'll take, "Things That Never Happened," for $500 Alex.
7:45 it’s not a her.
Well, it could be a number of things. Your hair, your attitude, the way you speak.... oh, and the late part.
5:47 I think he used a sympathy card, not a mainly thing to do. You bottle it up.