Nobody's Perfect When It Comes To Cooking Nobody's Perfect When It Comes To Cooking Baking And Grilling I Was Born To Make Mistakes I Was Born To Make Mistakes And Accidents I Was Born To Make Mistakes Accidents And Messes And I Was Made For Many Other Things In Real Life And I Was Made For Many Other Things In This World And I Was Made For Many Other Things In This Planet
0:07 BFF: I melted the pot... (You: WTH are you talking... whoa 😮) 0:15 CHECK YOUR FIRE ALARM! 0:32 You: Drink “coffee” (Wife: STOP HONEY! THIS IS DOG FOOD!!!) 0:38 Big mistake 0:48 I thought you were burying this 0:56 How was that possible... 0:57 Grill: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?! 1:05 Someone: Me Pop a 911 1:12 Exactly, so hot. (Pop a 911) 1:18 You must be drunk at that time... 1:24 Exactly, sit the fxxk down 1:32 Never take drugs or else 1:46 What a mess, it took you 2 weeks to clean it up 1:54 And you have to throw the rest of them because this rotten egg will probably pollute the good ones and end up make you sick when you eat it 1:58 Tonight’s desert: Floored Peach Crust with Your Wife’s Tears 2:13 Poisoned chicken (melted plastic bag = 💀) 2:19 Rotten avocado... 2:46 Another poop bread 2:53 How can you do this... how the hell the spaghettis spill like this?! 2:58 Turns out you made the mess (Children: Don’t blame me) 3:19 Tonight’s desert: Lattice Crisp with Cactus and dirt 3:25 Pizza from hell 3:31 Rest in peace 3:57 Tonight’s appetiser: Cake soup 4:11 Wasted (flies has bacteria) 4:30 Roommate: take it or leave it (You: Let’s clean it...) 4:36 It turned into a toast 4:55 POSITIVE ATTITUDE 5:07 Tonight’s appetiser: Tomato soup, served from the ceiling 5:13 Baby you’re a firework 5:20 Sweetest egg ever 5:47 Dumbest sister ever? 6:05 I think you need a new one 6:11 It’s 11 minutes sir... 6:37 More like a cock 6:43 Egg with deadly amount of pepper and a lid 7:03 Made friends with the floor 7:09 Never put the similar bottles together 7:16 Which showed how the year will be going... (really terrible) 7:22 More like a big candle on fire 7:29 But here you go, the glossy iron plate 7:39 Today’s afternoon tea: Caramel ice cream with ants corpse 8:03 NOTHING???! 8:24 I know that Elsa should had been here 8:51 Or chocolate piece of crap 9:15 I did something bad..l 9:28 Added on items: 1 Baked AirPod 10:03 On the floor! 10:21 BOOMBAYAH! 10:30 Kindly note: CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS BEFORE YOU WALK INTO THE KITCHEN
Boss at a restaurant I worked at told me I was having a cry laugh clean day after I dropped a full 5 quart pot of gravy
You know, this reminds me of the time i microwaved a full course meal only to find out the heat was on low.
My mom burnt the cinnamon rolls on Christmas Day...I still remind her about it when we eat them.
"We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo."
Some of these are just basic dumb mistakes, but I worry about those people driving cars!! 😱🤪
5:36 this one was fake it's ghost pepper noodles
THERE'S NO POINT CRYING OVER SPLIT MILK🥛
Life Is Really Messy
Nobody's Perfect When It Comes To Cooking
Nobody's Perfect When It Comes To Cooking Baking And Grilling
I Was Born To Make Mistakes
I Was Born To Make Mistakes And Accidents
I Was Born To Make Mistakes Accidents And Messes
And I Was Made For Many Other Things In Real Life
And I Was Made For Many Other Things In This World
And I Was Made For Many Other Things In This Planet
Pasta falling in very odd way
Now that is a piece of art.
0:07 BFF: I melted the pot... (You: WTH are you talking... whoa 😮)
0:15 CHECK YOUR FIRE ALARM!
0:32 You: Drink “coffee” (Wife: STOP HONEY! THIS IS DOG FOOD!!!)
0:38 Big mistake
0:48 I thought you were burying this
0:56 How was that possible...
0:57 Grill: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!
1:05 Someone: Me Pop a 911
1:12 Exactly, so hot. (Pop a 911)
1:18 You must be drunk at that time...
1:24 Exactly, sit the fxxk down
1:32 Never take drugs or else
1:46 What a mess, it took you 2 weeks to clean it up
1:54 And you have to throw the rest of them because this rotten egg will probably pollute the good ones and end up make you sick when you eat it
1:58 Tonight’s desert: Floored Peach Crust with Your Wife’s Tears
2:13 Poisoned chicken (melted plastic bag = 💀)
2:19 Rotten avocado...
2:46 Another poop bread
2:53 How can you do this... how the hell the spaghettis spill like this?!
2:58 Turns out you made the mess (Children: Don’t blame me)
3:19 Tonight’s desert: Lattice Crisp with Cactus and dirt
3:25 Pizza from hell
3:31 Rest in peace
3:57 Tonight’s appetiser: Cake soup
4:11 Wasted (flies has bacteria)
4:30 Roommate: take it or leave it (You: Let’s clean it...)
4:36 It turned into a toast
4:55 POSITIVE ATTITUDE
5:07 Tonight’s appetiser: Tomato soup, served from the ceiling
5:13 Baby you’re a firework
5:20 Sweetest egg ever
5:47 Dumbest sister ever?
6:05 I think you need a new one
6:11 It’s 11 minutes sir...
6:37 More like a cock
6:43 Egg with deadly amount of pepper and a lid
7:03 Made friends with the floor
7:09 Never put the similar bottles together
7:16 Which showed how the year will be going... (really terrible)
7:22 More like a big candle on fire
7:29 But here you go, the glossy iron plate
7:39 Today’s afternoon tea: Caramel ice cream with ants corpse
8:03 NOTHING???!
8:24 I know that Elsa should had been here
8:51 Or chocolate piece of crap
9:15 I did something bad..l
9:28 Added on items: 1 Baked AirPod
10:03 On the floor!
10:21 BOOMBAYAH!
10:30 Kindly note: CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS BEFORE YOU WALK INTO THE KITCHEN
food fails really tickle me
I MADE LASAGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And...Plop!
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