A Fine Fecal Myst a sim attacked my sim and I didnt know why, so I trapped him in a burning room, he survived 4 times, whist doing so my sims managed to light theyre own house on fire. I then decided to put him in a boxed off pool and hes been there for an entire season, so I decided to keep him as a pet human.
Thanks for this video Ashens! I played it back on our iPads, in the kitchen, for the kids. They must have enjoyed it so much, they couldn't hold back their tears. It saved me £2 in the process too.
1:17 I never fucking realized... Look at his wall. The 3 switches look like rare squared Sad Onions. The Red-Nose species, and then the 2 Separate-Nostril species.
I just have to say I bloody love you Ashens, without you, youtube would be amiss of a great cynical portion that you bring (bar Total Biscuit) . I hope that 2014 goes absolutely fantastic for you and look forward to more of the smashing tat you will undoubtedly show for our viewing pleasure.
I'm so bad :( The first place I thought off when he said stick it in something was the butt. I bet some drunk college students have attempted something similar elsewhere...
So, you're supposed to put them on a cake (as an example), yet stand a meter away as well? The cake may not be a lie, but it will be potentially hazardous to your face for about 30 seconds anyway.
Yeah, most people call those Butane gas torches, they're not only used for crème brulée. plz learn to do the accents on the correct locations, thanks :)
Psycho202 1) The ones that fit in your palm with the tiny gas tank you hold sideways are meant just for baked custard. The Nozzle is to short to be practical in plumbing work.You can't both can't fit into tight spaces and not drip molten copper on yourself. 2) i sincerely apologize. for you heard the word pronounced wrong intyour head i apologizze.
Ashens, "Let's get these things stuck in something and set light to them". My brain instantly thinks, "Buttcrack!" Wow brain... You never cease to amaze me... Even though you are me.
Happy new year Ashens and thank you for all these vids, it's kinda silly to say that but you brought something new in my life since I discovered your videos, the simple fact that I can hear your voice brings me joy.
I was listening to the radio this morning here in Buffalo and heard a familiar voice- they were playing one of your videos! 103.3 the edge they'll upload the show later on their website if you want to have a listen
HAPPY NEW YEAR Ashens and everyone. Ashens I would like to say that you have inspired me and my to criticise and be judgemental about nearly everything, and that has made are lifes much more interesting so thank you for being on youtube ashens.
Never diss Poundland. All these years later post covid and it's still going strong though almost impossible in 2022 to find anything for a quid lol Hoping to find these indoor fireworks for a special needs party 🥳 🎆 👍 x
Well, "indoor" fireworks. You still have to be past a certain age bracket to buy real, non-disappointing fireworks. Oh yeah, and also, the UK doesn't have dollar stores.
You can have fireworks in more southern and rural parts of the country. The more urban it is the more it's banned and usually because it could pose a huge fire hazard to a large area as opposed to just one house or a couple people getting burned and or killed.
The U.S. doesn't ban fireworks for the public, it is the individual states who ban them. In my state, if you get caught trying to run fireworks through the borders you can get a hefty fine. But the police are pretty lax in regards to enforcing the rules against people when they actually use them.
"I can't believe it works so well for something from Poundlan-"*KABOOM* For some odd reason I had the idea going through my head that was going to happen the second he said that...
I saw those ice fountains just the other night on a show called "Never Ever Try This At Home", where two guys filled up a bunch of balloons with propane (because, you know, the price of helium as really gone up, no pun intended), and of course the balloons sink to the floor because propane is denser than oxygen, but they strung them along the walls, and then lit a cake (with a match tied to a long stick from outside the room) with those two ice fountains. Let's just say the show lived up to its name. ;)
I love the cheap squeaky disco ball when there's an occasions on this channel. Cracks me up every time xD
Netflix has a 1-hour HD video of a fireplace for the holiday season. I think Ashens should do the same thing with the light ball. Sound and all.
I have a fireplace on blu-ray
"Hey mate, you got a light?"
"Yeah sure mate"
*Whips out blowtorch*
"Indoor" and "fireworks" are words that belong together about as much as "lobotomy" and "amateur."
Ashens + Poundland + Indoor fireworks. That's got to be worth watching.
Flashback to the original Sims. Burning them to death with their own stupidity. They light the firework indoors every time.
lol
Psycho Mantis
me too!
Psycho Mantis Hmmmm.....Are you reading out memory cards?
A Fine Fecal Myst a sim attacked my sim and I didnt know why, so I trapped him in a burning room, he survived 4 times, whist doing so my sims managed to light theyre own house on fire. I then decided to put him in a boxed off pool and hes been there for an entire season, so I decided to keep him as a pet human.
+Psycho Mantis you're that ninja.
Thanks for this video Ashens!
I played it back on our iPads, in the kitchen, for the kids.
They must have enjoyed it so much, they couldn't hold back their tears.
It saved me £2 in the process too.
Ashens, your pile of pots and pans makes me feel better about my own pile of pots and pans.
I didn't even notice until now. It does make me feel better too.
O the happiness of viewing indoor fireworks in solitude across the net...
+O
Be sure to stand back!
That's actually a pretty decent indoor firework.
The rhythmic *squeak-whirrrrr-squeak-whirrrrr" was just classic.
1:17 I never fucking realized...
Look at his wall. The 3 switches look like rare squared Sad Onions.
The Red-Nose species, and then the 2 Separate-Nostril species.
+Demonic Akumi XD
There's something somewhat soothing about the mechanical noise of the disco ball thing.
*GRRRRRT GRRRT* _Squeak_ *GRRRRT*
Yes, quite soothing.
I just looked up poundland and it looks remarkably clean it's at least 100,000,000,000 times cleaner than any Dollar Tree I've ever been to.
It has a really bizarre atmosphere that you just can't describe.
Bucklestein Like purgatory and valhalla, except all the inhabitants are Brian Cox
ive only been to THE DIRTIEST dollar tree i have ever seen which was all of them EVERY SINGLE ONE
***** The only branded thing you shouldn't buy is Jaffa cakes IMO. They are ALWAYS out of date.(In Poundland)
***** Is that the coke with the strange Arabic writing on it?
Let's light this one in the dark. *firework lights up the whole room*
Your grout is very impressive.
Fornication
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPLOAD MORE VIDEOS! I don't care what you review or how long the video is I just need more Ashen in my life...
The problem is when you don't need more.
Nosy Rosy I'm only asking for like 3 videos a week, rather than 1
He died..
James Stewart Wow, such RIP in peace, very sympathy for family, much cry
To be honest, this year's fireworks were a whole lot better, I might enjoy those.
The end music is just so festive!
Woo, we got to crank up the funk spindle and get some awesome Party Light action. Oh, and the fireworks were pretty good too.
All the best for 1982, happy easter and have a fun halloween.
best regards from the national alzheimer's association
I just have to say I bloody love you Ashens, without you, youtube would be amiss of a great cynical portion that you bring (bar Total Biscuit) . I hope that 2014 goes absolutely fantastic for you and look forward to more of the smashing tat you will undoubtedly show for our viewing pleasure.
please NEVER get rid of that disco ball Stuart.
I hope that his relatives remember to use that disco ball also in Ashens's funeral.
that would be fucking hilarious
Are they safe to light whilst stuck in arse? Just so we're clear.
Yes. If you are in an elephant handstand.
I'm so bad :( The first place I thought off when he said stick it in something was the butt. I bet some drunk college students have attempted something similar elsewhere...
I call this the poundland paradox, when you're disappointed that a poundland product isn't disappointing.
Lol
Poundland has tubes of gunpowder for a pound?! Hell, get 10 of those and you got yourself a small class bomb! BOOM Happy new year BITCHES!!!!
After so many cheap toys seeing the fate of the blowtorch, it's finally nice to see some tat that's susposed to be burned.
I think this is the first time I can say "Gotta to back to Poundland to buy some more"
Jackson Percy same
I enjoyed the Tesco Value bottle of liquid most of all!
So, you're supposed to put them on a cake (as an example), yet stand a meter away as well? The cake may not be a lie, but it will be potentially hazardous to your face for about 30 seconds anyway.
Aww darling the cakes beautifu-AHH MY FUCKING FACE!!!
I have had on my cake before, it's not that dangerous or hazardous to your face.
Lol 69 upvotes
14seandasheep I was going to like your comment but it has 69 thumbs up and I'd like to keep it that way
It's supposed to teach children patience. A trial by fire...works, if you will.
....As we watch Ashens set his cabinet on fire.
I liked the references to old party tat like the Party Ball and the Super Disco Laser Player at the end. :D
I had actually been sad when the Xmas vid didn't feature the party light, this made me smile :)
That "Happy 2014" text at the end made me jump a little
love watching the best videos on the tube keep them coming.
Ashen's kitchen is just as inoffensive as his brown cloth couch. That's nice.
1:33 That was a cremè brulee torch! You need to do a Baking video!!!!!
I'm with this guy. You need to find some crummy budget cooking mixes and bake some pastries.
Yeah, most people call those Butane gas torches, they're not only used for crème brulée.
plz learn to do the accents on the correct locations, thanks :)
Check out the extremely long food crap special
Psycho202 1) The ones that fit in your palm with the tiny gas tank you hold sideways are meant just for baked custard.
The Nozzle is to short to be practical in plumbing work.You can't both can't fit into tight spaces and not drip molten copper on yourself.
2) i sincerely apologize. for you heard the word pronounced wrong intyour head i apologizze.
its not a party without the squeaky disco ball !
They do look quite good for poundland
Loved your metaphor about the year burning up, nice indoor fireworks
Hungry new Bear, or something like that.
grrrrr
GrumbleTheBear .rrrrrG
aww shite you're here too?
🤣😂 I am in stitches with your sarcasm mate and truth of fair or bad quality. First class mate
Ashens, "Let's get these things stuck in something and set light to them".
My brain instantly thinks, "Buttcrack!"
Wow brain... You never cease to amaze me... Even though you are me.
For a cheap cake topper, that was flat out awesome. I wonder if the air intake was supposed to make it whistle.
Sir. I think you may be on the wrong video.
Look at the package for the firework, it's meant as a cake topper. You can also hear the air whooshing out loudly.
I brought in the new year watching this video. All the best for 2014 ashens and everyone!
That ending always kills me. ahahah
Thanks Ashens.
Happy New Year, thanks for a wonderful 2013 of videos and here's to a great 2014!
If your cake is non-flammable you are not using enough rum!
Ah good sir you know how to party
Ah yes, you could always tell when Christmas arrived in my house, nan would bring in two crates of rum for the pudding!
A friend of my mother's makes a Christmas cake where honestly you're pissed after two good slices
A quality Poundland product? IT'S A NEW YEAR MIRACLE!
Happy new year Ashens and thank you for all these vids, it's kinda silly to say that but you brought something new in my life since I discovered your videos, the simple fact that I can hear your voice brings me joy.
"Stand sideways", what, stand on the wall? How?
By being Spiderman!
"I still can't believe something from Poundland works so well, that's it's own make"
Dude, I still can't believe Poundland makes _anything_.
I was listening to the radio this morning here in Buffalo and heard a familiar voice- they were playing one of your videos! 103.3 the edge they'll upload the show later on their website if you want to have a listen
Matt Hannel Hey nice to see a fellow upstate New Yorker :) I'm from Saratoga
The Ice Fountains were surprisingly good; lovely to get a pleasant surprise.
That's quite good for a pound
I am more amazed it actually works than anything.
That was too impressive for something from Poundland
Finally, a reason to be proud of living in Scunthorpe!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR Ashens and everyone. Ashens I would like to say that you have inspired me and my to criticise and be judgemental about nearly everything, and that has made are lifes much more interesting so thank you for being on youtube ashens.
I like the tesco value soap
That was actually surprising...
That is remarkably non-crap! Well done Poundland.
Wow! Very impressive from poundland!
wanna thx u bro for making this cool stuff and i enjoyed gamechild
The sound coming from that disco ball was creeping me out XD Happy new year Stuart!
heh, not bad for Pound Land indeed. The lights out shot was quite impressive. You could use them as flares!
Yep. This is my new years. as usual. watching Ashens light shitty fireworks before the new year begins. by myself. ..
happy new year from Australia!
I know that the "Pound" in "Pound Land" refers to the British Pound but I keep thinking of pound cake. I love pound cake!
You're lucky. I keep thinking of something much worse.
sdmitch16 Tell me about it. Those dogs are always so sad!
I agree, they're quite good!
You have a really lovely kitchen :)
happy new year!
was better than 2012 fireworks :)
Happy new york! Thank you!
Never diss Poundland.
All these years later post covid and it's still going strong though almost impossible in 2022 to find anything for a quid lol
Hoping to find these indoor fireworks for a special needs party 🥳 🎆 👍 x
I applaud Poundland for actually having something good for once.
Well, Poundland is the one.
Congrats on over half a million subscribers! Happy New Year, Ashens. :)
Can you stop reminding me so much of the narrator from The Stanley Parable?
I can't stop comparing the toe now haha :p
OHMIGOD. THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT. I WORSHIP YOU.
The only similarity is that he's English. Sounds nothing like him otherwise.
I disagree. I watch a lot of other British TH-camrs and none of them sound as much like him as Stuart does.
all fire works are indoor fire works if you think about it
joseph watson N- What?
No...
Maybe?
Possibly?
Much better than watching Miley Cyrus drool over Ryan Seacrest.
Happy new year, Stuart & TH-cam!
YES!!!!! I was hoping for another one of these indoor firework videos
Something good from poundland! Amazing!
You can buy fire works at a dollar store in the uk but in canada we have to be 18?
Well, "indoor" fireworks. You still have to be past a certain age bracket to buy real, non-disappointing fireworks.
Oh yeah, and also, the UK doesn't have dollar stores.
***** "Just dont feed little Jimmy a match!"
Akriloth2150 why would we have dollar tree stores when we use the £ not the $
It's age restricted in the uk too :p
I would just jack it then if i was underage. But i am 20 so whatever
All the best Ashens. More tat please.
So why the hell does the US, of all countries, ban fireworks for the public, while in the UK, you can buy them at discount stores? WTF, government?
***** you can even buy the huge flying ones in Texas if you want.
you can buy fireworks, as long as you use them properly
You can have fireworks in more southern and rural parts of the country. The more urban it is the more it's banned and usually because it could pose a huge fire hazard to a large area as opposed to just one house or a couple people getting burned and or killed.
Lol ha ha :D
The U.S. doesn't ban fireworks for the public, it is the individual states who ban them. In my state, if you get caught trying to run fireworks through the borders you can get a hefty fine. But the police are pretty lax in regards to enforcing the rules against people when they actually use them.
i can remember the indoor firework snake that when lit went all over the place, ahh good old 80s!
Yesss! Crank up the funk spindle!!
Sparkles of neat interesting low price tat, with a hint of questionable flammable ingredients. Great video!
Starting the new year on a positive note, I see!
I think Poundland has been watching your videos!
No new years dinner with Chef Excellence? You can't just have remarkably impressive cheap fire works without a meal from Chef Excellence!
Can't wait to see the tat that 2014 brings us!
"I can't believe it works so well for something from Poundlan-"*KABOOM*
For some odd reason I had the idea going through my head that was going to happen the second he said that...
Poundland Indoor fireworks, Best gift for someone you hate!
I saw those ice fountains just the other night on a show called "Never Ever Try This At Home", where two guys filled up a bunch of balloons with propane (because, you know, the price of helium as really gone up, no pun intended), and of course the balloons sink to the floor because propane is denser than oxygen, but they strung them along the walls, and then lit a cake (with a match tied to a long stick from outside the room) with those two ice fountains. Let's just say the show lived up to its name. ;)
Those were actually pretty good. I'd buy them.
Ashen when are you beginning your tour across the unites states? ;)
My god. Ashens liked something from poundland.
2013 went out in true style.