He's not helping the homeless... my cousin is the guy who's playing the bucket and he didn't give him shit and he's not homeless 😒...he didn't even get a dime for the commercial...and I approve this message
Ryan met with me at the soda fountain and got all the history of the store. While this is not the video I expected it was great. My bosses and the owners thought it was good and funny. A Schwab is always evolving to make it. While still trying to keep the past will still have to move forward. My father Mr Abe and my cousin Mrs Eleanor probably would not have liked it but I do think they would be impressed with the store of today. Elliott Schwab. PS...Google won’t let me correct my name. It’s SCHWAB not Smith.
Did you a) record your audio in the store. b) recorded it at home, but repeated what you said in store so it would match up. c) recorded your audio at home, but opened and closed your mouth like a muppet under your mask to facilitate any voiceover you wanted afterwards. Also, thank you for this you hilarious man.
@@AxleTrade wouldn't be surprised, the man is obviously a perfectionist, evidenced by all the masterpieces he has created. Hope you're having a great day!
This is brilliant work, Ryan. “Deranged and gleefully threatening” is exactly how I like my marketing campaigns. If you’re ever in Asheville, NC, please be sure to check out the Mast General Store; it has a lot of that big Schwab energy!
Ryan...your videos have me dying! I grew up in Memphis and was there through college (UofM!) and worked on Beale St (BB King's!) for a couple of years...then I moved out west to CA. I remember field trips as a kid going to A. Schwab's and always being enchanted with the VooDoo section. My mom and even grandma would tell me stories of going to Scwab's when they were kids. These videos are hilarious and make me a little homesick. I come back for family, friends, that sweet sweet BBQ.... and Gus's Chicken, but it's been a couple of years (longer than I hoped with Covid and all). You remind me of the humor of my (late) brother and I miss that sarcastic wit that seems to develop in a place like Memphis (you need it to be happy and survive! Ha!) Keep these videos coming. Shit is damn funny. You are hilarious.
Bravo Ryan! A great tribute to THE oldest business in Memphis and my favorite local souvenir shop! After watching this video I’m for sure going to shop there soon!
As a long time downtowner, I’m a bit embarrassed to admit I’ve never actually been into A Schwab, but this video has given me the motivation I need to correct that. A+ content. Well done. Will be sharing with all friends & family now.
I was going to ask if you went out of your way to find the smallest mask you could possible wear, but I am going to assume that you found it in a BK parking lot.
Vocally (and perhaps a bit visually) I get some heavy Mojo Nixon vibes from you sometimes Ryan! Any chance you're a fan, or at least familiar with his stuff?
It’s really nice to see local businesses helping the homeless community like this
This add is definitely worth 2 gas station burritos
He's not helping the homeless... my cousin is the guy who's playing the bucket and he didn't give him shit and he's not homeless 😒...he didn't even get a dime for the commercial...and I approve this message
Ryan met with me at the soda fountain and got all the history of the store. While this is not the video I expected it was great. My bosses and the owners thought it was good and funny. A Schwab is always evolving to make it. While still trying to keep the past will still have to move forward. My father Mr Abe and my cousin Mrs Eleanor probably would not have liked it but I do think they would be impressed with the store of today. Elliott Schwab. PS...Google won’t let me correct my name. It’s SCHWAB not Smith.
Mr Schwab, its amazing. I HAVE to go there next time I go downtown now. Lol
Dude if I ever find myself in Memphis, I'm absolutely swinging by the store, purely because of this video.
Am from germany - If I ever get over that big pile of water itll be because of this commercial.
@@etch2816 😂😂😂I hope to see you there one day!
@@etch2816 I’m also from Germany. Hello friend. Tho I moved to USA when I was young.
I love how not only the mask is way too small but it's also upside down
This is a masterpiece. Ryan deserves more love
Great profile pic btw
Agreed. That album was amazing and I wish I could have shared it, so dope.
Schwab on my knob got me dying
Cause that is my job 🤣
yeah, thats when i full on lost it
not even gonna lie. probably gonna reach out to discuss making a commercial for my business sometime soon.
Was a cashier there for 2 years! This is possibly the most accurate portrayal
I’m glad someone is finally educating the masses about our weird ass town.
Did you a) record your audio in the store. b) recorded it at home, but repeated what you said in store so it would match up. c) recorded your audio at home, but opened and closed your mouth like a muppet under your mask to facilitate any voiceover you wanted afterwards. Also, thank you for this you hilarious man.
The answer is C!....thanks ham sandwich!!!
Despite Ryan saying it was C... Why do I still think he did all three options just to go the extra mile
@@AxleTrade wouldn't be surprised, the man is obviously a perfectionist, evidenced by all the masterpieces he has created. Hope you're having a great day!
the Three Six parody at the end really seals the deal that this guy knows Memphis.
I've watched this video probably 30 times. "Schwab on my knob" is the lyric that will finally bring peace to the world
Pickles pickles pickles!
This is brilliant work, Ryan. “Deranged and gleefully threatening” is exactly how I like my marketing campaigns. If you’re ever in Asheville, NC, please be sure to check out the Mast General Store; it has a lot of that big Schwab energy!
Hilarious video, ryan! Thanks for making my girlfriend and I laugh. Schuab on my knob!
Like corn on the cob!
Love how he record his Dialogue with the mask on
Hey man met you at newks totally fan girled but love you and Funhaus have gotten me throw so much wish I could controled myself to tell you that
You said schwab on my knob. 🤣🤣
Ryan did you do the ADR wearing a mask? I appreciate the attention to detail.
Oh my god, that "schwab on my knob" was the best 3-6 mafia cover I've seen
Ryan...your videos have me dying! I grew up in Memphis and was there through college (UofM!) and worked on Beale St (BB King's!) for a couple of years...then I moved out west to CA. I remember field trips as a kid going to A. Schwab's and always being enchanted with the VooDoo section. My mom and even grandma would tell me stories of going to Scwab's when they were kids. These videos are hilarious and make me a little homesick. I come back for family, friends, that sweet sweet BBQ.... and Gus's Chicken, but it's been a couple of years (longer than I hoped with Covid and all). You remind me of the humor of my (late) brother and I miss that sarcastic wit that seems to develop in a place like Memphis (you need it to be happy and survive! Ha!) Keep these videos coming. Shit is damn funny. You are hilarious.
"Schwab on my knob, corn on the cob" for the culture
Bravo Ryan! A great tribute to THE oldest business in Memphis and my favorite local souvenir shop! After watching this video I’m for sure going to shop there soon!
0:17 I'm standing right next to this gumball machine right now! Neat!
I'm still laughing at "Commit arson with Elvis."
Ryan is the funniest man on TH-cam. Ryan you seriously make the world a better place. Please don't ever change.
A commercial for A. Schwab that isn’t endorsed by A. Schwab. Nice.
The world needs more people like you, Ryan
They have some real strange stuff in some of those store on Beale St. Last time I was there I got some french onion crickets and a Duff soda. lmfao.
As a long time downtowner, I’m a bit embarrassed to admit I’ve never actually been into A Schwab, but this video has given me the motivation I need to correct that. A+ content. Well done. Will be sharing with all friends & family now.
You ever watch a video, get distracted then come back and its, like, still hPPENING?
I was going to ask if you went out of your way to find the smallest mask you could possible wear, but I am going to assume that you found it in a BK parking lot.
Wow Ryan you make me wanna go do stuff downtown....almost
Amazing. I’ve never wanted go to Memphis to shop until watching this. You fuckin’ rock, dude. 🤘
"Make sure you tip him if you record him though, learned the hardway" 🤣
Oh no, looks like I better adopt 10 sock monkeys today because I don't want to be a fucking asshole.
I've lived in this city all my life and had no idea what was in that place.
Now I know.
@osp80 definitely doesn't seem that way
This commercial is hilarious and I don't even live in Tennessee. Definitely gotta see this store if I ever go there.
Best slob on my knob cover ever at the end lmao
dude i went here when i saw elton and yeah i was blown away
"Best Bacon candy Guaranteed, or you're Nickle Back." hue
I have a store like that near my cabin and I love it
Pretty cool that this advertisement doubles as an effective pandemic mask protocol PSA.
Here from Wisecrack’s “Show Me The Meaning”! Great work, Ryan!
"And I shit myself! It was awesome!"
Rick and morty vibes bro great content!
The outro "slob on my knob" got me rolling lol
Thank you for this. I adore you
I've lived in Memphis for 17 years and visited beale street at least 3 times. I'm just now finding out about A. Schwab
Best part of funhaus
Genius mask use. edit in whatever later
I'm sold...
hilarious !
dont never change
Every business’ jingle should be a parody of slob on my knob in some way
You're my favorite on Funhaus and I'm glad I'm subscribed now. What the fuck took me so long.
Holy shit you're funny dude.
Committing arson with Elvis is the lifelong dream I never knew I had.
Great commercial. Also Ryan, you could actually pull off that bad ass flag cowboy hat.
Not me watching this while wearing an A Schwab shirt lmao
Living in Memphis u made me want to go check that place out XD
A true chaotic neutral
Some people go antique'ing but Ryan goes Prop shopping AT A. SCHWABS!
This reminds me of Saul Goodman
Loved it! Nothing more to say.
I...I want to shop there.
Fuck now I want to go to A. Schwab’s
Can you please campaign to be the mayor of Memphis?!?
I love this.
Where in Memphis is the shop is it near Graceland at all
Dude I worked at Schwab’s at the ice cream counter for over a year! Come do BB Kings I work there now!
I've never seen someone rock a tiny mask, upside down, so damn confidently.
Ryan was wearing his mask upside down, and it makes the homeless gimmick even better
Well, I know the first place I'm going if I ever end up in Memphis...
Ryan, are you related to Mr Torgue from Borderlands???
Ryan for president
This is fucking great content
Ryan I love you you’re amazing I’m gonna pray to Elvis tonight so you won’t get covid
Ryan, what's your favourite flavour of Gatorade?
Yellow!
Same! Glad to know you’re a man of taste
It's good to see that Memphis chose a homeless man as their Mascot. Really showing how much they care about the less fortunate.
My sides
2 for a dollar or 50 cents each damnnnnnnn!!!!
Vocally (and perhaps a bit visually) I get some heavy Mojo Nixon vibes from you sometimes Ryan! Any chance you're a fan, or at least familiar with his stuff?
bro i used to work at the deli nice shirt
"The entire economy of memphis is based on elvis postcards"
it ended? I wanted more
I've been there!
so, you sold me
I'm now upset my uncle didn't recommend this store when i was vising him in Memphis last year
Seems like Ryan's mask is making constant attempts to escape his face, but he somehow manages to wrangle it back on in time for the shot
Man, I got a ton of motherfucking pennies but I'm nowhere near Memphis, FUCKING SHIT!!
Is this an episode of interdimensional cable on Rick and Morty?
Ryan would you ever want to do a collab? We could do a short using your acting skills and my shitty animation. Sort of like Space jam or Roger rabbit.
"shove more money into Elvis "
I was waiting for the "REAL ROACHES" joke but it didn't happen
Come and show everybody how there is nothing to do in Collierville.
Ryan needs a long mask for his long head
I don't have a business, but can you make a commercial about literally just me?
That would be swell.
Matt Duckworth
Wtf did I just watch
i never want to go to this place ... thank you ..
Im beginning to get a soft spot for red state ryan
I’m not a specialist to or anything, but I don’t think you’re wearing that mask correctly in most cuts. Typical Red State Ryan