Gardovoir if he was normal:You hurt my child and your scared for your life fine I will let you go Gardovoir for this guy:dude you tried to kidnap my child and now to horny die
I'm surprised she even let him start singing. She was probably flying in like a ballistic missile to stop him as soon as she felt those emotions and intentions that close to her kin.
Honestly I feel like the Ralts line would be good for someone who’s randomly teleported to the past and has to deal with the trauma of saving the world from Pokémon Satan.
damn, that's messed up. Makes me nostalgic for the simpler times, the days when pokemon was about forcing animals to fightfor our amusement and gambling problem...
That's pretty much every individual fully evolved pokemon. Ghost types consuming souls, some fire types burning as hot as the sun, fighting types casually moving mountains, and every ground type constantly causing earthquakes. Grass and Water are the only 2 types that actually get entries of them helping the world
Every man needs a woman that doesn't tolerate his sh*t and holds him accountable. It means she actually cares to make sure he doesn't screw things up for him or anyone else
Considering his thoughts on gardevoir and what he went after, he wasn't just after a gardevoir, he was pulling a leaked typhlosion, he shall join diddy at the prison party.
Ah yes, let's go to the creature that can conjure a literal singularity out of nothing and is known to be extremely protective of anyone it cares about and then STEAL ITS CHILD. What could go wrong?
I think we need ot have a talk about your Gardevoir obsession
👁👄👁
“Elaborate…”
Don't listen to them. It's only an obsession if it's a problem.
@@Xenolord it's an obsession then
What Gardevoir obsession?
He would have survived, had Gardevoir not detected his true emotions.
Gardovoir if he was normal:You hurt my child and your scared for your life fine I will let you go
Gardovoir for this guy:dude you tried to kidnap my child and now to horny die
"All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman~ A giant woman~"
Is that a Steven univers references
@@valastored Yea, it's also the song the poor trainer sings before his giant woman crushes him.
@@NenshoyajuRaizer and then proceeds to blast him into oblivion
Actually he says "All I wanna do is be stepped on by you, a giant woman" 😂
And I know it will be great I just can’t wait
"I love the type of woman that will actually just kill me." -Spike Spiegel
Remember people, when gardevoir bonds to something and it gets threatened, they get VERY violent.
But trainer uses Gengar and shadow ball
Gardevoir 💀
Mother tiger violent
@@Mepicanloscocosxddd Gardevoir uses Black Hole. All is fair in Hisui and War
@@JackSpike16 gengar gets absorbed by black hole!
Trainer:Giratina I choose You
**Giratina scream**
@@Mepicanloscocosxddd Well, the thing about that is Moonblast
"A giant woman!~" caught me off guard, I laughed so hard at that line.
I've heard it before
"All I want to do, is be stepped on by you..."
"A GIANT WOMAN!"
*dies*
Well it's not the worst way to go out
0:31
Hi crustle guy
Steven universe reference
Famous last words
Gardevoir really charging up that beam like
"And dont you dare resurrecting again"
"Trainer blacked out."
To ashes.
"Trainer fuckin died"
@@luanferrari2164 Trainer fucking died.
Trainer def died, since gardevoir has the capability to create black holes
@Trevor Supek Yeah I forgot about still can merk Trainer.
She was protecting her child like how a grizzly bear would protecting her cubs.
gardevoir: DON'T YOU DARE. TOUCH. MY CHILD.
She knew what he was going to do to that child.
Don't touch da child!
Me: so can I touch you instead?
HIS TOUCHING DA CHILD!!
NO TOUCH DA CHILD
"DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD"
-Gardevoir
They can sense emotion/intent. Let that sink in.
Trainers are a ok but groomers are not kekw
@@9000jamez I'm still fucking gardevoir
...oh shit. No wonder there was no hesitation. Meh, woulda blown him up with a good ol' Aura Sphere the same. XD
I'm surprised she even let him start singing. She was probably flying in like a ballistic missile to stop him as soon as she felt those emotions and intentions that close to her kin.
@@iliketrains263😧
Gallade watching the whole thing: Oh that poor fool...
Honestly I feel like the Ralts line would be good for someone who’s randomly teleported to the past and has to deal with the trauma of saving the world from Pokémon Satan.
You get to bone your grandma tho...
Ah, yes.
Ralts therapy.
@@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 ☠️
But Vivillion isn't in the game.
*Pokemon mystery dungeon Time and darkness theme starts playing*
Bro I laughed my ass off when he started singing
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had that reaction upon seeing Alpha Gardevoir.
My first reaction was "Glowing eye! must catch!" A few stone a pokeballs later, she's on the team with the alpha gallade.
@@blazingfuryoffire1i got alpha Gardevoir first and i then caught another one until i had 5. A harem of Gardevoirs
youre playing the game optimally
Real
Bro really said: "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
I was not expecting giant woman bro-
SAAAMEEE
I swear😂
Ong I wasn’t even expecting that
I didn’t expect it either man
We are here for the same thing
NOT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE SONG AT THE END 😂😂😂
Bat man there are no rules for pokémon
I'm gonna do it batman!!
JOKER! It's just an animal joker! You can't!
JOKER NO
Joker No! That’s a child!
No Joker! YOU CAN'T!
Pokemon ain't animal batman.
There spirits and there are no rules In spirit.
Reminder that gardevoir would literally create a mini black hole to protect their loved ones, if you get one mad you're fucked son.
“Don’t talk to me or my child ever again!”
Lol
damn, that's messed up. Makes me nostalgic for the simpler times, the days when pokemon was about forcing animals to fightfor our amusement and gambling problem...
@@ilovefunnyamv2ndFax
Alot of people just forget that gardevoir breaks the laws of physics to make black holes
LMFAOOOOOO THE ENDING
SU fans be like:
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Gardevoir learned from her encounter with Vegeta
She took a page out of Vegeta's book.
Horrendous last words:”All I wanna do is be stepped on by you a giant WOOOOMAAAN”
Garnivore: when you meet Arceus again. Tell him I sent you.
@@theHedgex1 DAAAAAAAMN
Ooc xp that was good huh?
@@theHedgex1 nah his ass getting sent to the shadow dimension
@@vortiger7375 *WELCOME TO THE SHADOWREALM, JIMBO*
I'll always remember when I caught an alpha gardevoir, cause literally a second later a space time distortion began to form right on top of me
Given Gardevoir can create black holes, this is spooky
If someone is fricking a gardevoir, you know damm well it's consensual
Yep.
Well, you know they didn't physically overpower them. Unless they fainted anyway.
Yeah best not to think about it because it just gets sad and dark.
Gardevoir could never raep a trainer. No one could be that stupid.
@@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn
That's a stupid thing to say.
If a trainer isn't interested in Pokemon like that then it is very much is r*pe.
Alpha Gardevoir really said "quit giving me trouble."
Alpha Gardevoir: He's touching my child!
Player: What?!
Alpha Garchomp: You touch the child?!
Player: No!
Player: *proceeds to get jumped*
DONT TOUCH DA CHILD!!
*proceeds to get beaten into the snow*
I've had enough. wwwaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
bro put both my favorite final stage pokemon unawared
Moral of the Story, NEVER PISS OF A MOTHER
Given what Gardevoir are capable of, I think I’d be less aroused and more *ducking terrified* in this scenario.
That's pretty much every individual fully evolved pokemon. Ghost types consuming souls, some fire types burning as hot as the sun, fighting types casually moving mountains, and every ground type constantly causing earthquakes.
Grass and Water are the only 2 types that actually get entries of them helping the world
@@whichDude vaporeon ? 🥶
Comedy comes first.
@@Ayasakura141 It's white now...
@@Ayasakura141 Grass and Water helping the world? Maybe. But not all. Gyarados exists.
“Gardevoir used hyper beam!”
“You’ve yee’d your last haw trainer.”
Gardevoir used curse technique blue
I'd say dazzling gleam but I think that's just in his dreams lol
"BIG BANG ATTACK-"
That's focus blast
She had every right to destroy that guy for harming her child
The ultimate WAIFU 🤣🤣
I expected the charlie moistcritikal scream when getting obliterated tbh 😂
everybody gangsta till the Gardevoir turns out to be male
*Even better*
@@MasquedMocha no no you did not just say that
@J. E. M errm it is? Pretty sure gallade is male only version.
*my male shiny alpha Gardevoir has entered the chat*
@@theanimer1 Not everyone has infinite Dawn Stones.
That Gardevoir saved him from becoming PKD-445 right there.
The plot twist is Gardevoir is the dad.
50/50 gender ratio so yea possibly.
And Dad is going out to get BLOOD
Please Gamefreak, fix the gender ratio of Gardevoir.
@SugarrushRigby They did; it's 50/50.
@@AneitaLT Maybe Gardevoir should be 100% Female
Anyone else think it odly sounded like he was singing the scooby doo theme?
My bro went out with the perfect song, respect😂
What song was that
@brandonpowell8020 a spoof version of Steven Universe giant woman
@@ThatRandomBlackGuywhat was the sexophone music?
@@Jaynal-zz5qr after brief research the song is Particle House feat. Le June - Just like in the Movies
@@ThatRandomBlackGuy thanks.
Trainer: *tries to sing a love song*
Alpha Gardevoir: Wake up to reality!!!!
"Everything went black!"
Makes me think of that ralts in snowpoint temple. You see it first, but what you don’t immediately see is the alpha gallade protecting it.
Fr I didn't even go for that ralts I just wanted to run by then I saw th Gallade and I was like "Yep I'm gonna run by"
Every man needs a woman that doesn't tolerate his sh*t and holds him accountable. It means she actually cares to make sure he doesn't screw things up for him or anyone else
The guy's mistake was not apologizing for trying to capture Gardevoir's kid
The guy's mistake was not bringing a dark type as a bodyguard.
His only mistake was not tagging me in.
@Inquisitor Shepard No, ghost type. Dark type is weak against fairy type.🤓
@@zzmechpp7782 ah, I forgot they introduced fairy type, I'm one of those dinosaurs who didn't play anything past 3rd gen, never owned a DS.
@@zzmechpp7782 better yet steel type for extra punch and tankless
For reasons whenever I see this gardevoir all I hear is the prowler music
His last Words 😂😂
Considering his thoughts on gardevoir and what he went after, he wasn't just after a gardevoir, he was pulling a leaked typhlosion, he shall join diddy at the prison party.
Hilariously, I THINK Gardevoir can learn some punching moves?
Fire, Ice, and Thunder Punch, plus Zen Headbutt. They about to lay the smackdown of the century
Yes but also this looked very much like an aura sphere, which they can also learn
Don’t worry guys, he was planning on turning that Ralts into a gallade eventually trust me
Basically the Hisui Protagonists
Female: deep emotional story about betrayal, growth, strength and is smart
Male: Simp
Canon or fanon?
@ Fanon, but that’s how everyone describes them-
I love how he thought singing would help him in this situation and then she vaporized him😂
I wonder if Gamefreak ever had the slightest inclination that this type of thing would occur decades after they created Gardevoir???
"This is super vegeta's BIG BANG ATTACK"
Plot twist: The Gardevoir Is a alpha male
I have a male gardevoir named James. If only it was a shiny it would hold some more hair resemblance.
And yes I named them after team rocket James
Plot twist: I only care about getting Mamoswine
Actually my alpha male Gardevoir just destroyed The final boss in my playthrough XD
@@BladeZero1550 Cool 👍
The Steven universe reference 😂
🎶All i wanna do, is see you turn into, A GIANT WOMAN🎶 😂
What's the music with saxophone??
BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!
"JOKER NO IT'S A POKEMON YOU CAN'T, NO DON'T DO IT"
It's all fun and games until she creates a black hole
Was not expecting the giant woman song 😂❤
Me: *PROCEEDS TO SEND OUT GOD*
"THERE ARE NO LAWS ABOUT POKÉMON, BATMAN"
The best outcome to happen to Gardevoir fans.
you probably meant the weird ones
“BIG BANG ATTACK!”
If batman had pokemon:
Gardevoir has had enough.
Ah yes, let's go to the creature that can conjure a literal singularity out of nothing and is known to be extremely protective of anyone it cares about and then STEAL ITS CHILD. What could go wrong?
Imagine if Alpha Gardevoirs were wider rather than proportionally larger.
Ralts so cute
Ik right
Gardevoir being one of my favorite Pokémon is a blessing and a curse.
You don't mess with a man's kid.
🤨
@@ComedyActionComics Gardevoir are 1:1 male to female ratio.
@@lucielm I knew....I just wanted to make the joke 💀
The fact that he sings Giant Woman from Steven Universe at the End is just too clever. Lmao
Worth it.
He didn't get any.
This has 1 million more than the original 💀
Wasn’t this around the time when marriage between Pokémon and humans was perfectly legal/perfectly normal?
When he started singing, I lost it 😂
Pokemon player when they see gradenvoir on legend aceus
"Trainer used a pokeball!"
"Ralts escaped!"
"Gardevoir used punch!"
"its very effective!"
"Gardevoir used Aura sphere!"
"Trainer fainted!"
"Morty i'm bored, I'm going to fin kill ya!"
*gardevoir slap*
“If the legion breaks through our defenses, I’ve got one bullet I’m saving just for me” -random NCR trooper
*A Giant WOMANNNNNN*
She rly said "Don't dream of ressurecting again"
He was about to turn that child into his waifu
Then he got what he deserved
"I'm gonna break you"
slams trainer into ground
*"Like a kit-kat bar"*
Im paying for everyones therapy
“BIG BANG ATTACK!”
-Gardevoir
Down with bestiality.
🤨
Up with Xenophillia?
@@Ryullious This comment right here 😅
The steven universe song
I'm dying 😂
damnnnn... really protecting its evo line well!!! my fav pokemon
Went out like a champ I respect it
Gardevoir was like you don’t mess with my little brother
She's such a dork energy! 🤣
“She can violate my rights” a wise rock trainer 1990
For some reason I began to hear "What's new Scooby Doo, we're coming after you....."
I was NOT expecting the steven universe song lmao
Trainer: *is a Steven Universe fan*
Alpha Gardevoir: *more of a DBZ fan*
Was not expecting a steven universe song! 😂
imagine gardevoir turned into a gallade 💀
He has the balls, praise him