One of the years at my High School, we had some full on talented singers, comedians, etc. Like it was actually genuinely entertaining and a great experience... Then the last guy came on, smashed a watermleon with a jackhammer.
In my school the popular girl just wanted to do something in the talent show despite being talentless. So she went up there with a bottle of bubble mix and just blew bubbles. Nobody liked it. Not even the teachers pretended.
I had a friend who read a Dr Seuss book while hopping on a pogo stick. Another friend (the teacher's son/pet) was into stop-motion and got to show a couple of his videos at the start.
You forgot “three girls dancing to a cheesy early 2010s pop song” and “a rock band that’s actually good except the drummer is always the best” and “that one tap dancer” and “one guy jokingly badly singing to a pop or hip-hop song but he knows he’s bad and owns it”” 😂
The most absolutely horrendous 4min of my entire life has now vanished. If only an actual magician can make it reappear so I can spend it on something much more rewarding than witnessing this utter disaster. 😔
I remember one school talent show back in the day where in between singers and dancers, there was this one young girl who said a poem or something. I recall only a couple of lines; "la-la-la-la, la, la" "they help me", and she got the crowd into repeating it after her at one point. I think I found it cheesy at the time, but it was the monotony-breaker if you will.
I remember in 8th grade two of my friends performed Never Gonna Give You Up and whenever I hear that song, I can’t help but think of their performance.
I remember when I was in 5th grade, my friend and I decided to bring our pets and have them do tricks for the talent show. We were the winners!!! Prolly since everyone was relieved to have a break from all the singing and dancing
Fortunately at my high school, we have fortnightly OpenMics where anyone can come and sing/ preform anything they want with no judgement. Think my karaoke version of Somebody To Love went extremely well, even got the crowd singing because it’s Queen
I was in my school's talent show, and I sang "This is home" by Cavetown I did really good!^^ I even got a ton of compliments afterwards There was a ton of dancers btw XD
Can we just quickly appreciate how she comes back to them out of nowhere and in starts to feel like some long class series and we know all the students really well, even if played just by her?❤
They always sing in cursive I swear! 0:23 and there is always a Fortnite kid. And lastly why did I think she was gonna run into the door when she was “disappearing”😂
Lol your videos always make me laugh, this is so true. There's also those two kids who do complicated clapping things with each other... I am SO the quiet kid
My school instead had a "talent showcase" but the entire think was just a concert we were all forced to watch because the few people who actually participated just played music
The funniest thing is when I saw the “fortnite kid” I started laughing so hard because a kid in my class actually did their 10 minute speech on fortnite 😂
When I was in fourth grade one of the kids who were in third grade dressed up as a hotdog and made a full on concert singing “Mickey mouse hotdog hotdog hot digity dog” best talent show ever😂
One of the years at my High School, we had some full on talented singers, comedians, etc. Like it was actually genuinely entertaining and a great experience... Then the last guy came on, smashed a watermleon with a jackhammer.
That last guy was clearly trying to homage the late, great Gallagher
And probably won for it.
dang, for my school a lot of people just solved a rubiks cube
In my school the popular girl just wanted to do something in the talent show despite being talentless. So she went up there with a bottle of bubble mix and just blew bubbles. Nobody liked it. Not even the teachers pretended.
I had a friend who read a Dr Seuss book while hopping on a pogo stick. Another friend (the teacher's son/pet) was into stop-motion and got to show a couple of his videos at the start.
You forgot “three girls dancing to a cheesy early 2010s pop song” and “a rock band that’s actually good except the drummer is always the best” and “that one tap dancer” and “one guy jokingly badly singing to a pop or hip-hop song but he knows he’s bad and owns it”” 😂
AND THE COSPLAY ACTORS
And "Guy who solves Rubix Cube really fast"
Change "early 2010's pop song" to "early '80's pop song" and that was my childhood. *The rest is exactly the same!*
@@lingzhou4773 my school never had that
and the 2nd graders who sing we don't talk about bruno
Elise trained decades just to make that magical trick, astounding performance
Here before the "WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE" comments
Also here before the “ WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE.” Comments
Same as the previous two lol
The most absolutely horrendous 4min of my entire life has now vanished. If only an actual magician can make it reappear so I can spend it on something much more rewarding than witnessing this utter disaster. 😔
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
As a ballet dancer , (3:20) YOU KILLED THOSE MOVES . You have potential
yeah🤣
Props to Elise for having so much talents 💫
I can confirm that that piano playing was 100% accurate
Middle school talent shows, yes. High school talent shows are interesting and elementary schools are cute.
I'm the singer just a little bit better
That one kid tryna do gymnastics in the talent show i swea-
🎉ikr
Ikr
Still better than most actual talent shoes.
definitely the teacher's pet you already know
Ikr
2:49 such a talent i could not❤️🔥
Ya
Loved this! Elise is hilarious. I thought the ending was going to be "everyone's a winner!"
same
i thought there was gonna be a rickroll 🗿
Same lol
I thought the ending would be someone completely random or the teacher
2:15 Girlie not knowing when the lyrics actually begin got me 💀
It’s so relatable
For me it's opposite cause I start at correct time but I get ashamed of myslef and forget which song to sing😭🤚
The comedian had a great collection of bad jokes tbh 😂
That's what I'm thinking. Good stuff
Very amusing though 😂
I FOUND THEM FUNNY THO
It's so unfunny that it is funny
I remember one school talent show back in the day where in between singers and dancers, there was this one young girl who said a poem or something. I recall only a couple of lines; "la-la-la-la, la, la" "they help me", and she got the crowd into repeating it after her at one point. I think I found it cheesy at the time, but it was the monotony-breaker if you will.
Elise is peak comedy even if she can’t smile
Edit: oh my god it was a joke
ikr?
Change conjunction from even if to because
She can’t smile..? 😢
@@corgikingdom3850 no she has a rare illness that causes her not to smile
@@corgikingdom3850 she can don’t worry
that poem was wonderful...emotional
or I'm just sick in the head...
I thought AGT was bad, but then I remembered school talent shows exist
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I'm the guy who's forced on stage to sing and then forget the lyrics halfway, it's humiliating
As an average being i can confirm that piano playing was 1000000% accurate
I am the piano kid at every talent show.
As a , I can also confirm
1:06 "BENTLEY NO NO"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember in 8th grade two of my friends performed Never Gonna Give You Up and whenever I hear that song, I can’t help but think of their performance.
Two of my friends are singing Never Gonna Give You Up this year!
I did that once. I ended up winning best solo act for that
I saw someone play that song on trumpet for a school's talent show once. There were even 2 dancers. He didn't win sadly
@@acu.32 i would pay to see that
Whoo! That was amazing. Elise never fails to make us laugh. Keep going, Elise! 😊
Elise is just so talented and funny I bet she'd win her talent show every time!
Ikr
3:21 is pure gold, I don't know what the teacher's pet was cooking with this one 🔥
calm and relaxing
Stealing
Is
Bad
Don’t
This was just so amazing I would pay all my money to see this
thanks
I remember when I was in 5th grade, my friend and I decided to bring our pets and have them do tricks for the talent show. We were the winners!!! Prolly since everyone was relieved to have a break from all the singing and dancing
elsie never fails to entertain us!
Also, everyone I was FIRST!!! ❤❤❤
who cares also you weren’t so pls shut up. You were 6th
Oh my gosh!!! Thank you for “doing” golden hour!!!! From JVKE 0:43
Lol, relatable. Your videos are awesome btw
thank you so much
2:10 That was... "Interesting" I laughed so hard.
Piano Prodigy had my vote!!
2:36 are still going around 😂
Very true. I've been watching u for the past 4-5 years lol, love your content!
*smacks Kirby* 0:13
That was awesome Elise. Your poem sounds exactly like something I would write!
The best part is she literally looks like a boy in anyone's school who WOULD write and recite that. lol
Fortunately at my high school, we have fortnightly OpenMics where anyone can come and sing/ preform anything they want with no judgement. Think my karaoke version of Somebody To Love went extremely well, even got the crowd singing because it’s Queen
This just made me laugh, I was not having the best day today, but this made it 100 times better. Thank you! 💖
No way… SHE FINALLY CRACKED A SMILE AT 2:37!!
I wonder how Elise can make us laugh every time.
I was in my school's talent show, and I sang "This is home" by Cavetown
I did really good!^^ I even got a ton of compliments afterwards
There was a ton of dancers btw XD
i love that song!
@@so_phster yaaaaaay
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@@N3ON_CRAY0NX3 :)))
you've got a lot of confidence to perform for the talent show, I could freaking never. great job.
Yess I also had talent show last school and I sang Butter by BTS and everyone loved it and said me to sing it again!:D
I lost it seeing the "flossing" dance. You've outdone yourself, EE.
"The weather today is crazy..... Crazy just like ur moms house!!" 🤣
love your vids!! you never disappoint!!
@@EliseEcklund its true
That dancer / teacher pet is so relatable and ha hilarious I’m sitting on the floor crying this is so good Elsie 😂love your content
The cup song made me release the air through my nose a lil bit stronger than usual. Good job.
0:17 is pure talent
😂
Love it!
thank you!!!
You are welcome☺
Elise will be a hilarious comic one day. Hope she continues along this path.
YES 😭 That Kirby smack tho-
*insert the kirby falling meme*
I've never seen someone who put so much effort into "Wheels on the bus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
IM ACTUALLY CRYING I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD AND MY MOM IS CONCERNED
Teachers pet- I'VE BEEN CAUGHt
Having been in these exact positions, this is so unbelievably accurate 🤣 Great job, Elise!
2:45 great cup skills🤣
Wow amizing❤
There was always at least two piano prodigies at all of my middle school talent/ Christmas shows.
Can we just quickly appreciate how she comes back to them out of nowhere and in starts to feel like some long class series and we know all the students really well, even if played just by her?❤
2:03 Calling the messed up kid “Jeffrey”, I see what you did there, girl 😏
The punchline at the end is just perfect lol. It's always the teacher's kid who wins this stuff
The most accurate depiction of school talent show!
Thank you for spending time with us, Elise.
We're not the audience you deserve, but we're the audience that you got.
Elise feels like a less bass-loving version of Davie504 and I'm here for it
BENTLEY NO!
Bentley: *smashes guitar cutely*
The comedian used all the classics.
1:58 me playing roblox:
Yes
Me playing cai
1:00 Zangief: Hey! That’s my theme!
0:36 i love this song
The best magician ever😂
They always sing in cursive I swear! 0:23 and there is always a Fortnite kid. And lastly why did I think she was gonna run into the door when she was “disappearing”😂
That would've been even better, but her "successfully" pulling off the trick makes sense, too.
2:21 got them mean girls vibes
3:08 love the pitch perfect reference lol your song is much better 🤣
Me to
I thought the ukulele would be toxic gossip train ngl
This was way more entertaining than the train wreck of a talent show I had to sit thru last week 🤦🏼♀️ 😂
Well this brings back bad memories. 🤣😅
“Bentley NO, NO!”
Got me rolling
Best magic act ever😂!
You are my legitimately new favorite TH-camr holy shit. Your humor is peak.
The comedian must be my favorite 😂
the most normal one was the piano prodigy honestly 💀
This is a comedy gold
The poem was the actual best part dead serious
Y’know, for his age, Quiet Kid Jeffrey’s poem is pretty artistic-
We didn’t even have winners. They thought it would be too competitive.
LOLLL THIS ONE SLAYED
Lol your videos always make me laugh, this is so true. There's also those two kids who do complicated clapping things with each other...
I am SO the quiet kid
Elise is the only person who can make your mom funny
Props to Elise for actually learning how to do those fortnite dances.
The comedian learned all the jokes from Dad.
I always joke that yesterday's kid jokes always become tomorrow's dad jokes.
Awesome, Elise 👍
0:50 okay but in my grade this kid went to school finals
OMG I just found this channel it is amazing
*dose complicated Piano music* 0:34
Golden hour by jvke
Mad kudos to the wheels on the bus which still kept going round and round, even after the chaotic performances from the students.
lmao the piano kid was one of my friends and genuinely she was incredibly good still this was really funny
“Yeah what the heck how did you know” “✨magic…✨”
My school instead had a "talent showcase" but the entire think was just a concert we were all forced to watch because the few people who actually participated just played music
We did a talent show last year for charity and two besties (One super tall one short) they did gymnastics and it was so good.
The funniest thing is when I saw the “fortnite kid” I started laughing so hard because a kid in my class actually did their 10 minute speech on fortnite 😂
When I was in fourth grade one of the kids who were in third grade dressed up as a hotdog and made a full on concert singing “Mickey mouse hotdog hotdog hot digity dog” best talent show ever😂
2:42 the cup,song😂😂
IT'S ALWAYS THE TEACHERS FAV
This is so funny 10/10 would watch again 😂
0:45 the fornite kid is sooo relatable! 😂😂😂 I swear they think there the coolest people on the planet! 😂😂😂
Fr like nobody doesn't even care about them
So true