This Channel is DUMBER Than 5 Minute Crafts

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  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9432

    Although her world was turned upside down when she attempted to walk on her hands, Kris surviving her leap out of that window on the eightieth floor was nothing short of miraculous.

    • @ligh7foo7
      @ligh7foo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Through all the drama she was hoping to divert our minds from the possibility of a net being setup beforehand

    • @rosetiller8336
      @rosetiller8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Simply the best, up to the test when things go wrong!

    • @providerofpickels8781
      @providerofpickels8781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she, Kris just couldn't stand the stupidity of the ridiculous TH-cam channel, yhoo who. regretting her life choices kallmekris jumped out a window attempted to walk on her hands her family friends and fans wonder...
      what's wrong with Kris?!?what is she on?!? where did I go wrong?!?why do I watch this person?!?(on TH-cam I mean 😈) remembering that all their questions answers are still because "✨she's just built like that✨" or "bro I do not know because I spend all my life watching her on you of the tube👁️👄👁️💅".
      p.s. this was a Great video and I don't mean to insult ANYONE with this comment anyway possible ❤😅

    • @justanotherperson4153
      @justanotherperson4153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      LMAOOOO

    • @skrrtskrrt3337
      @skrrtskrrt3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      not kris' eyes blending in with the blue green screen

  • @meliss9
    @meliss9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I love how dark Kris’ humor is😂 our thoughts are very similar, on many occasions she is thinking of scenarios like passing out due to a lack of blood circulation or people whipping hamsters for producing electricity or going to jail or jumping off a building

    • @petegeorgopoulos7708
      @petegeorgopoulos7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but she says it in such a pleasant fun way. that's a gift.
      ... btw, holy comment bots batman, the hell is wrong with kris's comment section?

    • @meliss9
      @meliss9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@petegeorgopoulos7708 exactly! i just blocked those comments

    • @explosivetater7198
      @explosivetater7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@petegeorgopoulos7708 yeah whats wrong with ur kind making these comments

    • @LamaAlghamdi-y1c
      @LamaAlghamdi-y1c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah yeah whatever 0:19

  • @k.hope22
    @k.hope22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    It physically hurts me how amazing Kris is. Thank you for enduring the pain these “hacks” for us ❤️✨

    • @will-woodfel
      @will-woodfel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why are there bots everywhere in this reply section

    • @SoukokuTruther
      @SoukokuTruther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the amount of bots here tho-

    • @ariaa101
      @ariaa101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone no one click the links!! You will see some let’s say GROSS stuff and I’m sure most of us including me are under 18.

    • @LuluM.C.
      @LuluM.C. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes thank you

    • @SoukokuTruther
      @SoukokuTruther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ariaa101 yea

  • @jeidandjemily
    @jeidandjemily ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Others: **use glue or other adhesives**
    Kris: *"DUCT TAPE!"*

  • @pokeparty1142
    @pokeparty1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    she can't stop gaming to eat food for one second.
    Also her: stops to do a ridiculously complicated and unnecessary hack

    • @carrot632
      @carrot632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      IKR LIKE BRING THE BOWL NEXT TO YOU AND EAT WITH YOUR OTHER HAND

    • @carrot632
      @carrot632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @lulu abab lmaoo

    • @carrot632
      @carrot632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WsInTheSchhattt depends what food

    • @emiliejensen1093
      @emiliejensen1093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1k like

    • @seansilence2697
      @seansilence2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's basically all "hack" videos lol

  • @tobyandahalf
    @tobyandahalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    it actually makes me feel amazing that Kris complemented everyone's skin because I've recently started using moisturizer and it's really boosted my confidence

    • @xx-spotfur-xx5248
      @xx-spotfur-xx5248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same lol

    • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
      @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same, I'm close to 1 week now and I can see my skin is getting better

    • @KoziJeans
      @KoziJeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yesss keep it up!! :D

    • @unfortunately_keya
      @unfortunately_keya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      which one are you guys using?

    • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
      @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@unfortunately_keya Sorry if I'm answering this, but I just wanted to help... I personally use rose water as a moisturizer, it can be used as a replacement for sun cream as it's more beneficial because it's natural, you can also use it before going to bed. Hope it helped and sorry again.

  • @kikicogger2284
    @kikicogger2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The last one was literally to get EXPELLED so the man didn’t have to study. Out of all the hacks besides the “get your brother arrested”, I’m afraid kids are most likely to try the last hack.

    • @not1available
      @not1available 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NathanTheAnimatingGamer my sister would do it

    • @bubbliepotato7174
      @bubbliepotato7174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the worst part was that he was like 20, smoking a cigarette and playing with a monstertruck

    • @not1available
      @not1available 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbliepotato7174 I was playing acnh then I thought I heard a notification so I checked and I guess I was right

  • @ellatentindo7911
    @ellatentindo7911 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The way she was like “ arresting your brother,good hack” and her brother is a police officer 😂❤

    • @DinStarAnimations
      @DinStarAnimations 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Waitt really???

    • @Horse-Bug-17
      @Horse-Bug-17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DinStarAnimations yeah

    • @AnimeAngel-jw2cv
      @AnimeAngel-jw2cv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s so funny bruhhh

  • @gameeditor783
    @gameeditor783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:04 I think that would be called a "sharf"

  • @sihlemabe7565
    @sihlemabe7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I'm losing drain cells by watching this. Thanks Kris for the enjoyment you give us even when I am feeling down,I just watch some "Kallmekris"then I am better.

  • @leahpudlas1141
    @leahpudlas1141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Kris never fails to make us happy.She gives us a compliment every time we watch and she is so funny.Thank you Kris we love you ❤️

    • @Dani_ElleAnzace
      @Dani_ElleAnzace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was picking my nose as she game me a compliment. 😂

    • @Drkvdxr
      @Drkvdxr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol😶

    • @notlolaok
      @notlolaok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is the best😁🤗😂😥

  • @gabrielriosorelogio5224
    @gabrielriosorelogio5224 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that she comments it seriously while knowing it's comedy. Love you Kriss

  • @VA_Edits.22
    @VA_Edits.22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I love how Kris gave this whole good explanation on how you don't have to worry about cleaning up after parties
    Her: don't have friends
    Me: have the party anywhere but your house

    • @FruzsinaFanni
      @FruzsinaFanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My solution is, that my friends allergic to cathair and I have 3 cats. I party in their homes :D

    • @pineapplefamilytv9534
      @pineapplefamilytv9534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg is your profile flap jack from owl house?

    • @mallorydoesrandomthings3994
      @mallorydoesrandomthings3994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP Flapjack/Evelyn

    • @VA_Edits.22
      @VA_Edits.22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pineapplefamilytv9534 yep. because hes best bird.

  • @SarahRenaeClark
    @SarahRenaeClark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Theory: this is Troom Troom. Their logo was featured on the laptop in one of the videos.
    They already push the limits of stupid, and gain a LOT of views from reaction videos, so this channel is pushing that even further.
    It’s secretly brilliant, and intensely annoying.

    • @noomie-san
      @noomie-san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      woo hoo is actualy owned by troom troom...

    • @rachelh9071
      @rachelh9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's the kid/teenage branded troom troom..

    • @Ashlie_Bunny
      @Ashlie_Bunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, this is clearly Troom Troom becoming self aware. All of these "hacks" are obviously satire and they are making fun of their own content. For a content farm like Troom Troom this is actually a pretty funny move.

    • @sydkurpiewske4332
      @sydkurpiewske4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they also used an actor that troom troom has for the teacher

    • @twinschromebook8216
      @twinschromebook8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I actually realized that as well.

  • @Chickenonuggets
    @Chickenonuggets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    OK, let me make this CLEAR, we love Kris, she is obviously bestest human being ever, and all 5.89 MILLON of us love her, we all hope whatever is happening she is still able to love and take time for herself, and I'm gonna say it one more time, we love you Kris *gives a virtual hug*
    Update:6.04 Million
    Update:7.29

    • @FB711_
      @FB711_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We really do!

    • @ladycarringtoncraig4505
      @ladycarringtoncraig4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can just hear Kris’s russian character (I can’t spell her name *katrina?*) saying this to a hater lol

    • @michellehb506
      @michellehb506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bestest is only a word in this context
      And only for Kris.

    • @Willow.on.paws162
      @Willow.on.paws162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is the best and she is funny 😁

    • @IllusiveChristie
      @IllusiveChristie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

  • @SpringPaw-rg6jz
    @SpringPaw-rg6jz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "Could we just use hamsters to fuel the earth?" -Kris 2022

  • @IlliusionDesignZ
    @IlliusionDesignZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    When KMK finds something that’s way more brain damaging yet suffers for us…she is a national treasure who must be protected!

    • @demon-misery7
      @demon-misery7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      more than a national treasure. an INTERNATIONAL treasure

    • @manymanytacos8082
      @manymanytacos8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit the bots are out of hand

    • @petegeorgopoulos7708
      @petegeorgopoulos7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manymanytacos8082 facts. tho, i don't know much about YT algorithm but do extra comments help? if so, more views for kris

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please report the bots!

    • @Willard_Woodington
      @Willard_Woodington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demon-misery7 Nono, INTERSTELLAR treasure

  • @daphnesasmr3039
    @daphnesasmr3039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kris should get an award for making so many people feel comfortable, and happy

  • @jessipenland8275
    @jessipenland8275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I love how she always finds a way to make us feel good about ourselves

  • @yourlocal_Bloodmoon518
    @yourlocal_Bloodmoon518 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "We got turtles out here dieing with plastic straws in their... Eyesockets"
    Got me wheezing and I don't know why 🤣

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    One day, Kris needs to be sponsored by a tape company. Ideally Duck Tape.

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey we’re open to Scotch too lol 😂

    • @wannabeartist2023
      @wannabeartist2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      With ducks bc it is in that name

    • @akman909
      @akman909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tape is mankinds greatest invention.

    • @tanmaysbotarmy3092
      @tanmaysbotarmy3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude it's duct tape 😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @hallieeramos
      @hallieeramos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tanmaysbotarmy3092 Duct tape is a type of tape, Duck Tape is a tape company that makes duct tape. She can't be sponsored by a type of tape, but she can be sponsored by a company that makes tape.

  • @hotdubtime
    @hotdubtime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia.
    And I tell you thank you again,
    my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤" - Vasilisa.S.S

  • @oana._deac
    @oana._deac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Her beginning of the video where she compliments you in a weird but comfortable way make me smile every time

  • @Catz4lifez
    @Catz4lifez ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:26
    Wait- how does she have the handcuffs? 💀😏😏😏😏😏

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Kris: “Just hire a guy off Craigslist to spoon feed you.”
    I didn’t think you were gonna get THAT real.

  • @Isla-J-Readz
    @Isla-J-Readz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:53 looks like my whole entire jazz costume-

  • @elsayas6552
    @elsayas6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:20 that is a terrible hamster wheel and do not use it if you have a hamster 🐹

  • @Hoosier1211
    @Hoosier1211 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching these a lot of those hacks, my hope for humanity left for a bit...then again tape, preferably duct tape.
    Glad to see you survived your 80 story plunge.

  • @lisahaynes1761
    @lisahaynes1761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Hi Kris, how's the hand? I hope it is better! I know this isn't 5 minute crafts, but I absolutely love these kind of videos. I love your other videos too, and so do all of your other fans. Keep doing what you do with TH-cam and tik-tok because we all love your works of art. Next time you feel lonely, just remember that you have millions of fans that love what you do.
    Have a great day. :)

    • @elisabethkheir727
      @elisabethkheir727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER 🤖

    • @Ravenclaw_Vibes
      @Ravenclaw_Vibes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr! she is amazing!

    • @louisejohnson6057
      @louisejohnson6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@elisabethkheir727 , they're back. I hate the pornography bots the most. Porn addiction is ruining romantic relationships, families, and people's lives in general. And the people behind these bots are predatory in their relentless quest to inundated every single comment section, of every video on TH-cam. I usually report them when I see them, simply because I enjoy it. I don't expect anything to come of it. In some odd way the repetitive movement of tapping on the bot ad, and then following the appropriate sequence to make the bot ad disappear, and then doing it exactly the same way to the next bot, and so on, is relaxing to me. It's like a typing fidget toy, lol. It was great when TH-cam was able to thwart the bots for awhile, and I'm sure that they have some pretty big brains working on thwarting them again.

  • @ellephant1366
    @ellephant1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    I didn’t think being dumber than five minute crafts was possible, but here we are.

    • @sQuIShyyy37
      @sQuIShyyy37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed, like what kind of hacks are these

    • @lifeplayer40827
      @lifeplayer40827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Please help, I am losing brain cells fast watching these 💀

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      From the start I suspected it was meant as satire.

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Come on, people, isn't it obvious? That video was a *parody* on 5 minute hacks. They were obviously taking a piss.

    • @SaltyQueenofLiterature
      @SaltyQueenofLiterature 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Troom Troom / Woo Hoo is known for being worst

  • @zodrien2428
    @zodrien2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:45 Well people don't do this. In reality people threaten them by leaving a bad commentary about him/her or low stars if he/she doesn't do it, it's disgusting. People have to do it or else they loose their job.

  • @lil_human
    @lil_human ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought the pants at 5:13 were made of garbage bags lol

  • @chelsearuger1796
    @chelsearuger1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’m a delivery person for a local company that makes pre-made healthy meals. I’ve legitimately taken out someone’s trash for them and they still did not tip me. I did it because he mentioned to us about having back spasms a while back, so when he asked me to help him out, I obviously wanted to help. But like, damn. This man had me stock his fridge at one point when he wasn’t home, I’ve taken his garbage out, and he STILL refuses to give even an extra $1.
    His name is Lester and he’s my least favorite.

  • @carleytimmerman6451
    @carleytimmerman6451 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Lmao yeah at this point those “hack” channels are just skits on who can give the dumber advice 😂 I just wanna know how much they are paying their actors

    • @annab.8414
      @annab.8414 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it's a parody of 5 minutes channel. (I'm not sure of channels name but it's a parody for sure)

    • @AshAshGacha
      @AshAshGacha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probs 1p a year

    • @sebosemi
      @sebosemi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annab.8414 5 minute crafts

    • @pookie.910
      @pookie.910 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not enough

    • @enanano
      @enanano ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@annab.8414no its another troom troom channel

  • @GiggyTV
    @GiggyTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:31 wait your not supposed to shower with hot sauce?

  • @WalkMannMusicOfficial
    @WalkMannMusicOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hello Everybody-"
    My inner thoughts:
    "MY name is Markiplier

  • @Sjfhfbfbffj
    @Sjfhfbfbffj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:21 I feel like A corset would work a lot better and it would also probably be better for your body considering that it’s actually meant for that and tape is not

  • @dagamingbirb6557
    @dagamingbirb6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:44 why dont they just.... use the plastic cup by itself.... it makes literally NO difference

    • @potato4439
      @potato4439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Handle….

    • @dagamingbirb6557
      @dagamingbirb6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@potato4439 are they that lazy 😐

    • @potato4439
      @potato4439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dagamingbirb6557 yep

    • @mwur6190
      @mwur6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To avoid burning your hands. Not everyplace have a cup sleeve.

  • @smiley09_yt
    @smiley09_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:14 yeah cuz someone's gonna go
    "LET ME GET MY BROTHER ARRESTED CUZ THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SOUND F*CKED UP!"
    Also Kris, honey, is your hand healing and are you okay? Mentally and physically

  • @sizzleeee334
    @sizzleeee334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Kris: these hacks are stupid
    *sees a hack with duct tape*
    Kris:....
    Kris: instant approval :)
    kris sacrificing brain cells so we don't have to. love her

    • @P0txt9
      @P0txt9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duck tape best tape
      Quack 🦆

    • @petegeorgopoulos7708
      @petegeorgopoulos7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kris: *sees duct tape*... hold my beer.

    • @smokeyquinn6093
      @smokeyquinn6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petegeorgopoulos7708 nah, more like "hold my vodka"

  • @Harrys-Hub
    @Harrys-Hub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Here she is again. The most comedy filled TH-camr/tiktoker ever she’s also the nicest person ever

  • @justsoup847
    @justsoup847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:54 I am huge NEFFEX fan, right when I heard that, them guitars, it's crazy.

  • @lunabyy
    @lunabyy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 - this is literally the most relatable thing EVER 😅

  • @mags397
    @mags397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3:53 Me every second of my life...
    ***
    Everyone, including Kris: Losing brain cells watching every one of these hacks
    A hack with tape shows up
    Kris: sees the tape WAWAWAWAWAIT HOLD MY VODKA I STRONGLY APPROVE OF THIS!

  • @raindown6702
    @raindown6702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:30 sexy and passed out? Possibly the worst combination of attributes

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    More mood boosting from Kris, oh I so needed that!
    I related to that commentary all the way through, some of those "tricks" were so dumb I could feel my mind melting!
    Kris never fails in finding something that she can make a good video about.
    Marvelous Kris, you make my days better!
    Gorgeous Kris is so funny, relatable, cute, adorable and so talented I don't have the right words!
    Thanks for the video, take care and stay safe!

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That channel must be satire. There's just no way those people are being serious.

  • @noureenerfan6117
    @noureenerfan6117 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “shes eating noodles with a spoon”
    Kris: Thats a crime-
    Me: gurl-
    Your absolutely right!

  • @stormewolfe4565
    @stormewolfe4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I laughed so hard I almost passed out. For all that these are "lazy ideas", they also take way more work to set up or do than the normal solution would be, like the party clean-up one. I don't know why I found that insanely funny.

    • @jacklyn284
      @jacklyn284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you ever see the baby romper commercial that had dry mop on the out side of the romper so that the baby cleaned the floor while it played? Same humor.

  • @allisonpiper3631
    @allisonpiper3631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how she doesn’t realize how she says certain things until after she said them 😂 also love the part where she was talking about the double tooth brushes and her hand movements 😂

  • @oasis6339
    @oasis6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    05:09 “Oh, I thought there was trash in the laundry” no kris it’s just a dump truck

    • @Izukudeku726
      @Izukudeku726 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH
    @HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Let's appreciate how Kris made extra videos for us beforehand when she knew she was going to jump out of the window

  • @layaantje2809
    @layaantje2809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    6:52 look at the girls face😂

  • @Ash_xoxo
    @Ash_xoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    (2:41) relatable...😭😭

    • @J25131
      @J25131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @mikakuolemankissa2782
    @mikakuolemankissa2782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:52
    Kallmekris: What is she doing with that tubing :>
    Me: Fidget toy :D

  • @Preppy_Things.kdjndhc
    @Preppy_Things.kdjndhc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Party invite..Oh my god!what’s that like” - KallmeKris

  • @bloos7406
    @bloos7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Kris is back again with another banger, no words can describe the amount of effort that are always poured into this videos. Love it

  • @Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj
    @Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:25 I read "lets go to the party" as "lets go to therapy"

    • @Waybah_YT
      @Waybah_YT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @Waybah_YT
      @Waybah_YT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh they do need it 😂😂😂😂

  • @TwoMisdirections
    @TwoMisdirections 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:30
    That would be a whole new level of That Vegan Teacher

  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41 My dad would brush our hair like this. He called the brush he used “The Brush of 1000 Tears”.

  • @oliviadavis3638
    @oliviadavis3638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how the people in all the crafts videos have the emotions of a young child, and express them that way.

  • @crystalflames8097
    @crystalflames8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ur an inspiration kris- whenever i watch u it makes me laugh which is something i don’t do much love u kris thank u!!! ur an amazing human being

  • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
    @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    OK OK let's take a moment to appreciate how she frees up her time just to make our day brighter, to make us laugh all day long! I just want to say ... thank you Kris for being in our life

    • @womaninthewave
      @womaninthewave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’s the best. Also yay yay for jay jay

  • @AubreyRoth
    @AubreyRoth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Don’t have friends which means you can’t throw a party which means you don’t have to clean up 👍🏻“ -kmk

  • @MAL-469
    @MAL-469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:15 kris in 8k ultra HD

  • @Dusple
    @Dusple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:30
    KmK: Are you five?!?
    me:.... guess I'm five now

  • @eunnahkim1649
    @eunnahkim1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “That kind of works but it’s stupid” @2:30😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr.Monkeyofficial.
    @Mr.Monkeyofficial. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we just appreciate how she always compliments us at the biggining of her vids and is just so kind to her fans ❤️

  • @tokitomuichiro7415
    @tokitomuichiro7415 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:40 Don’t have friends, Have depression instead!

    • @tokitomuichiro7415
      @tokitomuichiro7415 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cookie Gamer`s Channel I relate more I have like 5 ex-bff and 3ex-best friends

    • @tokitomuichiro7415
      @tokitomuichiro7415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Cookie Gamer`s Channel I can feel that but with 2 ex -bff

    • @flimedbylia
      @flimedbylia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Cookie Gamer`s Channel yeah same I’ve had some toxic ppl in my life but I cut them off

    • @ForestTheGingerBoi
      @ForestTheGingerBoi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      80% of depression is caused by friends shitting on u

  • @zombiegorl4758
    @zombiegorl4758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:19 Please have Katrina and Janet’s kids do this while Chad is babysitting lol

  • @Balladmason0
    @Balladmason0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And your skin is looking Dewey and glory I just wanna-“
    Me: proceeds to have VERY VERY dry skin on my face from not washing it

  • @Ju5t.Liev3
    @Ju5t.Liev3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:25 Dont try it! Its litterly Abuse! :(

    • @J25131
      @J25131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it isn’t

    • @Ju5t.Liev3
      @Ju5t.Liev3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@J25131 Uhm.. yes it is! The wheel is to small for the hamstee

  • @Duck8887
    @Duck8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Did anyone else notice the troom troom logo @ 6:01? It threw me off for a second. Much love and support to everyone here.

    • @onetwothree456
      @onetwothree456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that woohoo and troom troom are the same channel just diff names
      Kinda like 5 min crafts
      They have 5 min crafts men, 5 min crafts kids, 5 min crafts kitchen...
      And theyre all the same channel tehnicaly

    • @Duck8887
      @Duck8887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onetwothree456 yes, thats how I knew it was troomtrooms' sister

  • @Sang18369
    @Sang18369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kris always brings a genuine smile to my face with her cute compliments.

  • @NathenPetersdorf
    @NathenPetersdorf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    imagine you dont wanna vacuum or sweep but youre more than willing to become your owm roomba with double sided tape

  • @gillettexo8907
    @gillettexo8907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Not only is eating noodles with a spoon a crime but, her face when she put her head down to cool them is a crime as well. That smile was so damn creepy!

  • @stargazer1778
    @stargazer1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:48 I actually do something similar to that. When I've had to work all day and I'm gonna have to work all day tomorrow and I know my sleep will be interrupted throughout the night, I just drink alot of pop and don't sleep bc I'll get a few hours for myself that i can't get when everyones awake at my house. It's probably not health, but I've found that sleep deprived me is better throughout the day than poorly slept me.

    • @kadofireee
      @kadofireee ปีที่แล้ว

      That is LITERALLY my dad😂

  • @ranyamohammed8317
    @ranyamohammed8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know Kris is from Canada when she pronounces out like this😂 2:46 love Canadians tho🥰

    • @caroladelmyjimenez1066
      @caroladelmyjimenez1066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You spell it like this ourt>:)(no offense I really like it!)

    • @rebeccacarney340
      @rebeccacarney340 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@caroladelmyjimenez1066u sure u know how to spell u spell out like this out not ourt now before u correct someone know if u are right

  • @mamoona6530
    @mamoona6530 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it would be a miracle to have a friend like kris she is funny,smart and cool ❤

  • @PURPLE_1234AAA
    @PURPLE_1234AAA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love the fact that she compliments us everytime. I have self-esteem issues and I have very bad acne. The compliment really helped me. Thank you Kris!

    • @sliv._.the._.f0x
      @sliv._.the._.f0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a alpha and I like Ukraine. Ewwww😒

    • @bunnii88
      @bunnii88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sliv._.the._.f0x ???

  • @ryanthompson5576
    @ryanthompson5576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love Kris’ dark humor! Thank you for reassuring me that these hacks do not work and aren't worth the four brain cells being killed in the process. Keep being awesome ✨ ❤️

  • @courtneypenman3396
    @courtneypenman3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I am sooo in love with Kris. She's hilarious... Just the fact that I love and adore all of her characters, I just... I wanna just say thank you Kris.

  • @Konpeko_3
    @Konpeko_3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kris is so relatable. I also have a little bro. I might just try sending him to jail. Can have the TV for myself.

  • @le_duo_life2099
    @le_duo_life2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    " the scooper only hurts for a moment.." 1:14

    • @NoNamerNe
      @NoNamerNe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So that's what Micheal was doing before he died

    • @denkikaminari5612
      @denkikaminari5612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Afton?

    • @le_duo_life2099
      @le_duo_life2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoNamerNe Yes, before sister location he was working with this channel for how ever many years this channel was out!

    • @NoNamerNe
      @NoNamerNe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@le_duo_life2099 maybe he commit the die on himself because if that-

    • @breadbird
      @breadbird ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really felt that man

  • @beepea1991
    @beepea1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Woohoo: Girl pulls her leather pants out of the washing machine. Kris: thinks she pulled trash out of the washing machine. Me: thinking it was a body bag... 😅

    • @aineoconnell690
      @aineoconnell690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ch4rlesentertainmentcheese
      @ch4rlesentertainmentcheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the picture of a body builder was a titan...

    • @louiseakerlof7604
      @louiseakerlof7604 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they were wet and was like wth why ske put wet pants on

    • @NOTFroggyFriendz
      @NOTFroggyFriendz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also thought it was trash bag lol😊

    • @Clara-n7n
      @Clara-n7n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅

  • @tinikamcfarlane.9565
    @tinikamcfarlane.9565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I love when she gives us a compliment when must of us are sitting with a double chin and kicking pimples 🤣

    • @JacobsCoffee28
      @JacobsCoffee28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🥲

    • @sundrop7491
      @sundrop7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @juliasilver7055
      @juliasilver7055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @goldsy6129
      @goldsy6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.

    • @LunarCrystalFurryArtist
      @LunarCrystalFurryArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *not me wearing a rainbow sweater with messy hair and bed acne*
      For real tho its so nice of her to compliment her viewers and I'm sure she's helped some peoples self confidence.

  • @AliciaRead-sw2gq
    @AliciaRead-sw2gq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I died laughing at the tape pants because it looked like a bin bag

  • @livvythelazygamer481
    @livvythelazygamer481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:11 ARMIN?? FROM ATTACK ON TITAN?? HELLO??

  • @catherinejonnacaguioa9474
    @catherinejonnacaguioa9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Can we all agree Kris is the most amazing person ever? She makes my day better by her humour and compliments. Appreciate you amazing and beautiful queen ❤️

  • @Kayray77
    @Kayray77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not feeling the greatest today, thank you for making me laugh on days like this. You are just simply amazing in every way hope you have a wonderful day Kris ❤️

  • @snape_head
    @snape_head ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The WiFi one makes me concerned because of the really small hamster wheel, the hamster barely even fits in it and the wheel's running surface could cause the hamster's paws to get irritated. Not to mention that tiny wheels can easily cause back problems for hamsters. What concerns me even more is if they got the hamster just for the video.

  • @aIaraxla
    @aIaraxla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:57 i hate that on the laptop there is a troom troom sticker. I.. already hate this ;^;

  • @chutch4000
    @chutch4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:35, Breaking news! girl try to put make up on but is already wearing it.

  • @Jjsspace
    @Jjsspace ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "He's getting his brother arrested That's pretty smart actually" I love her videos!!!

  • @ImogenMccloskey
    @ImogenMccloskey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope she had an amazing time in New York! (I live there!)

  • @corinnessoup
    @corinnessoup ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Your skin is do dewy and glowy”
    Me with acne: “That’s the best compliment I’ve gotten 🥹”

  • @Lady_Elva
    @Lady_Elva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear you're my spirit animal cus I was thinking damn near the same things you were with these "un-hacks" as I like to call them. also, as I am also lazy, I'm still not as lazy as those people are. it takes more effort to roll around with the double sided tape than it is to ACTUALLY clean up so yeah. just clean up like a responsible adult does and you'll be happier and less sweaty.

  • @ILOVEPIGEONSSS
    @ILOVEPIGEONSSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At 3:56 . so my little brother likes to watch KallmeKris and he thought that she is going to jump so he screamed: NOOOO! and I said: Relax! She Isn't going to jump. And he is young and didn't know that she is just joking.😂😂😂😂

  • @RavenM1988
    @RavenM1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just a reminder: These Chanel know EXACTLY what they are doing! Them beeing that awefull makes people talk about them and gives them clicks! Also its less effort since you can just dub it in a different language.

  • @GABR13LàTHECL0WN
    @GABR13LàTHECL0WN 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Then after I'll Scoop your insides out" fnaf 5(SL) Ref-

  • @RobloxDanceMomsGirl
    @RobloxDanceMomsGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how she compliments us even when she can’t see us
    Her: I love ur skin today it’s soo shiny
    Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH 😊