guessing the age of a child, saying random facts about celebrities, and then stealing money from the tip jar before leaving without elaborating further would be something the Judge would do
Be me, im kind of tall and be born with a facial deformity, because of this im self conscious and have a hard time interacting with people. On line waiting for my double mockeado extra whipped cream chocoloco mania frozen venti, when behind me i see my favorite content creator Northenlion, iv been following for years and im so nervous, i don't wanna disturb him but i try making small talk, i remember that her daughter luna, whose often on stream has her birthday coming up soon, i try saying happy 3th birthday but im so nervous i just say 3, northenlion looks at me like im a freak, im so embarrassed i blurred out some random pop culture funny fact (i know he likes those), he says "yeah i already knew that" im panicking right now, i said another random erick Clapton fact and turn away, this whole situation kicks on my OCD again, and i cant help but take the different color coins on the tip jar, at this point i just wanna cry, i ruined my interaction with my favorite streamer and he is gonna make fun of me, i ran outside and just sit and cry on my car, days later im watching northern lions stream (as i always do) and he mocks me on how strange looking i am, he even calls me leather face, i just sit there looking, knowing i deserve this for being odd.
Northern lion literally meeting the 6’7” version of himself (with the exception of the minor theft lol) and making him uncomfortable is so incredibly funny to me
Sure, Leatherface at the gas station can know Luna's real name but chat can't I see how it is. Actually totally understandable now that I think about it.
that barista was saying some wild shit, i’ve never heard of asking a customer to donate a pastry in my years of working there, that’s so weird because a lot of stores even have their own food donation programs
Bro my dentist took out my wisdom teeth in fuckin 12 minutes. Sewed me up and sent me home with percs. Best dental surgeon I’ve ever seen. Absolutely incredible.
ryan actually met an older version of himself who travelled back in time to fully enjoy America (because future Canada was destroyed in the Goose wars)
Northern lion met a 6'7" skinwalker and was like "so this is what all of America is" LMAO. He is right about the people wearing jersies mumbling to themselves, that shits everywhere.
I got my wisdom teeth out in the morning while in HS and went home for the rest of the day. I was adamant that I didn’t want opioids (did not like from a more major surgery) and just had a basic Tylenol and I didn’t even really need that and by the afternoon I was more annoyed that I was going to have to make up work and wished I just went to class for the afternoon. From what I’ve seen, wisdom teeth remove are like 50% “I didn’t even notice they were gone after an hour” and 50% “it was the most miserable experience of my life for a week afterwards.”
The Starbucks that is in our Albertsons grocery is actually really nice. Idk if it's every Starbucks or because they're in a grocery store but they take EBT as well
That's pretty standard. If you have money, then the US has top tier medical care. I get free medical care because I live in Oregon, and even the lower tier care is great.
Ignorant take. People travel from all over the world to take advantage of US medical care. Cancer treatment in particular is very advanced in the US. It's simply too expensive for many.
@redwolfjo3_647 collecting those donations serves as good PR ("we helped donate x last year blah blah") which in turn can help their business. They are just acting as an intermediary. And even if they somehow were able to claim the donation as their own, the net benefit would be 0. Collect 10k, donate 10k, taxable income does not change at all so the tax burden does not change.
guessing the age of a child, saying random facts about celebrities, and then stealing money from the tip jar before leaving without elaborating further would be something the Judge would do
Only NL could defuse a situation featuring the judge into a funny anecdote
Be me, im kind of tall and be born with a facial deformity, because of this im self conscious and have a hard time interacting with people. On line waiting for my double mockeado extra whipped cream chocoloco mania frozen venti, when behind me i see my favorite content creator Northenlion, iv been following for years and im so nervous, i don't wanna disturb him but i try making small talk, i remember that her daughter luna, whose often on stream has her birthday coming up soon, i try saying happy 3th birthday but im so nervous i just say 3, northenlion looks at me like im a freak, im so embarrassed i blurred out some random pop culture funny fact (i know he likes those), he says "yeah i already knew that" im panicking right now, i said another random erick Clapton fact and turn away, this whole situation kicks on my OCD again, and i cant help but take the different color coins on the tip jar, at this point i just wanna cry, i ruined my interaction with my favorite streamer and he is gonna make fun of me, i ran outside and just sit and cry on my car, days later im watching northern lions stream (as i always do) and he mocks me on how strange looking i am, he even calls me leather face, i just sit there looking, knowing i deserve this for being odd.
YTA, should of returned the pennies
Sorry bro, my verdict is gonna be that ur the asshole. next time you cant let your own self consciousness impact others
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 tipped 10 dollars to make up for the 85 cents I took Sadge
mockeado 😂
NOOOOOOOOO IM SO SADDD
NL meeting the judge in a Starbucks was one of scariest stories ever. Like who the fuck just looks at a strangers kid and throws out a number?
Actual irl judge holden
He was saying plus 3 cause he was cooking an insane bit
I live in NYC and I think I've passed like 5 such people on the way into work this morning. People be struggling
This is just MIllenial Leatherface. he worked through so much of his trauma that he no longer needed to massacre, but still weird energy.
No Longer Need to Massacre is now my favorite long-term mental health goal
Northern lion literally meeting the 6’7” version of himself (with the exception of the minor theft lol) and making him uncomfortable is so incredibly funny to me
"Bitch, you're Starbucks." Truly one of the lines of all time.
He's never beating the allegations!
Holy shit I immediately thought judge holden after he described that interaction and then he said it lmao. It was literally him
Suddenly all the Bethesda NPCs telling random stories to strangers are starting to make sense.
Edit: +2 for Rigamarole
8:48 the way he says bitch is so satisfying
DARRYL
He really said that tho?
That pot joke was the most dad joke he ever did.
What does it even mean
@Anarchidi he bought some pots this weekend, only that it's the ceramic kind
Washingtonian here. The only thing missing was a complaint about how the Safeway receipt is 3 feet long for one item.
And still top 3 states 🫡
they're better than CVS at least
The devil went down to Starbucks looking for a soul to steal.
DID YOU BUILD THIS POG, MR. OPPENTOURNEAU
you dropped this🥤
Sure, Leatherface at the gas station can know Luna's real name but chat can't I see how it is. Actually totally understandable now that I think about it.
The parasocial is strong with this one
I didn't know that wasn't her real name
That’s so crazy, I never questioned whether or not Luna was her real name
@@Oscar31YT Luna is her stand-in name because Kate became pregnant around the Lunar New Year, her real name is private.
@@bixdugan8300 that’s so wacky, next thing I know their names aren’t Ryan or Kate either
He met an irl celebrity greentext guy
that barista was saying some wild shit, i’ve never heard of asking a customer to donate a pastry in my years of working there, that’s so weird because a lot of stores even have their own food donation programs
Bro I just finished reading Blood Meridian yesterday and I'm seeing references for it literally everywhere now, wtf?
I'm as red-blooded as a chameleon
the rant about starbucks donating the pastry is the most egregious lengthsh i've heard that a company has gone to to get the tax break lol.
I love Blood Meridian, The Judge is the perfect comparison
Bro went to Bellingham
you can just tap your card when the machine is asking you about donating and it'll skip all that shit
Yeah, I felt some Boomer energy honestly. That's like grandpa clicking on every ad on his crossword website.
Really wasn't expecting to hear NL mention one of my favorite books in this context, or maybe even ever
That pot joke is gonna keep me going for the rest of the week
In the US you can pick up medicine for anyone as long as you know their name and birthday. I pick up my girlfriend's meds all the time.
the pharmacist that told him not to bring his wife in next time tried to give him shit 45 minutes later because it wasn't his prescription lmao
@@papabaddad giving people shit for trying to do things the right way is an American custom
Any egg clip that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent
Sounds like NL is more terrified of WA than the US. Can’t blame him tbh
My guess is Marysville
@@ckorp666 where do u think washington is
@@boccciother washington
@@bocccisouth Washington
@@benjaminhans9934 Either that or Everett.
It's my firm belief that "Tomo" does not actually exist.
Three.
Bro my dentist took out my wisdom teeth in fuckin 12 minutes. Sewed me up and sent me home with percs. Best dental surgeon I’ve ever seen. Absolutely incredible.
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ryan actually met an older version of himself who travelled back in time to fully enjoy America (because future Canada was destroyed in the Goose wars)
I would like to unsubscribe from Clapton Facts
Northern lion met a 6'7" skinwalker and was like "so this is what all of America is" LMAO. He is right about the people wearing jersies mumbling to themselves, that shits everywhere.
I can’t believe NL hates hungry veterans
Me a western Washington resident wondering which city he was in. Cause it sounds like so many ICANT
oof nl thinks starbucks employees bake pastries and not reheating frozen premade foods
I got my wisdom teeth out in the morning while in HS and went home for the rest of the day. I was adamant that I didn’t want opioids (did not like from a more major surgery) and just had a basic Tylenol and I didn’t even really need that and by the afternoon I was more annoyed that I was going to have to make up work and wished I just went to class for the afternoon.
From what I’ve seen, wisdom teeth remove are like 50% “I didn’t even notice they were gone after an hour” and 50% “it was the most miserable experience of my life for a week afterwards.”
Wtf is Tylenol 3? What happened to Tylenol 2?
It's Codeine/Paracetamol
Joel tbh
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Americans truly are the main characters of the world.
What, Luna is NOT called Lailah?!
Wtf that is a horrifying story
The Starbucks that is in our Albertsons grocery is actually really nice. Idk if it's every Starbucks or because they're in a grocery store but they take EBT as well
1:04 omg is this weird??? i do this all the time when i'm out by myself
bro u do that when ur alone not in public. over here if u do that people either think u are crazy,weirdo or high.(sometimes all 3)
Nice
Bro the 60 year old woman wanting a welldone burger from Wendys is a such a prelude to the horrification that is the U.S. of A.
What he doesn't know is America power grows off of fear
Thank you
Average Starbucks NPC
pain meds rant.... me
Look, who hasn't stolen from a tip jar before? It's like jay walking or reading your neighbors mail.
being canadian has made him weak, as a retail worker these are extremely average US interactions
edit: nah wait, he’s right, America is cooked
I am actually not surprised that Northernlion is pro tipping but anti-donate food to starving people.
NL and K8 must be the only people in the world that would travel TO the US for a medical procedure.
That's pretty standard. If you have money, then the US has top tier medical care. I get free medical care because I live in Oregon, and even the lower tier care is great.
Ignorant take. People travel from all over the world to take advantage of US medical care. Cancer treatment in particular is very advanced in the US. It's simply too expensive for many.
Iirc Canada doesn’t do dental as part of their nationalized service, so it’s not like you would save a huge amount staying in Canada
Ignorant thing to say.
For those who don’t know, the reason all these places ask you to donate is because they use those donations to give them tax breaks lol.
It doesn't work like that. They basically just hold the funds as an intermediary and then donate them. There is no tax break earned from it
@@RuizC1220lil bro thinks a corporation would do anything that isn't profit driven
@redwolfjo3_647 collecting those donations serves as good PR ("we helped donate x last year blah blah") which in turn can help their business. They are just acting as an intermediary. And even if they somehow were able to claim the donation as their own, the net benefit would be 0. Collect 10k, donate 10k, taxable income does not change at all so the tax burden does not change.
the crack up is disabled veterans are entitled to 6k a month, thats more than i'll make a month in my damn life.