Shane’s sweaty entrance makes sense tbf, rumour states that his mother’s water never broke when he was born, it was just him sweating profusely before he was born
You guys are so entertaining, Andrews first pitch gave me more laughs from Ross and Jack’s reactions alone than any video I’ve seen on TH-cam lately, top tier boys.
Andrew's women's pitch was incredible. Creates so many levels. With that Dave Englund bit, I'm reminded of that bit of Beyond the Mat, where instead Vince is frothing at the mouth yelling, "He's gonna poo!" Wow, I like the Rey/Dominic match. Especially because it'd hold more weight than his loss in wCw. I have this mental image of this future Dom putting on his dad's mask, looking up somberly, only to grab one of the eye holes and rip the mask, the final image of that match being him grinning at the camera through the defaced mask.
Love Jack's pitch for Edge/Owens, I really want to see that! They killed the Jericho/Owens run far too early and this would certainly make up for that somewhat
Jacks idea for Dom is gold. Plus perhaps we could see Miz, Dom inflencers trying to expose, tarnish Reys background, someone causing Rey to call on Batista to come back for 1 last match.
Raw after mania graded and wtf moments please lads. And Andrew had the best pitch with the new horsewomen And Jack is still the world's best jobber Love you guys
Here are my 3 pitches in no order: #1 Cody Rhodes arrives in limousine with around 30 BTE people walking side-by-side to enter through beside the entrance floor and Cody wears the original NXT black & white logo over his gear. #2 Guerrillas of Destiny attack The Usos after they retained their tag team championship and declare to capture all 4 available tag team titles in WWE (RAW, SD, NXT, NXT UK). #3 Drew McIntyre reunites for one night only with Jinder Mahal and Heath Slater as 3MB to end Corbin & Moss once and for all from T.V for the rest of 2022.
About the Finn Balor pitch, he is hurt as mentioned but still somehow makes it near the entrance at the backstage, as he is about to go out, lights go off. There are some scary voices, the trademark breathing sounds come up, it’s smoke all over the entrance ramp, light point towards the smoke and……. The Demon King Rises up Receives a huge pop. They have a great match and The Demon King wins
Maybe off of Jack's pitch, miz could form a douchbag group. Miz, Theory, Dom and someone tough that helps legitimizes it. Side note how cool an Evolution 2.0 be with Orton, Bron. Carmelo and like theory
Right ok.. I’ve got a couple pitches myself. Hear one so let me know what you think!! Pitch 1: As we know Seth Rollins will have a mystery opponent for the show of shows and the majority of people out there think it’s going to be Cody Rhodes. While Seth is standing in the ring we are expecting to hear his music when the lights go out.. they come back on… and it’s THE FIEND!! He takes out Seth with a Sister Abigail and leaves him laying! He is standing there absorbing the crowds affection.. lights out.. lights on.. he’s gone!! Vanished in to thin air!! Rollins and The Fiend battle it out over the summer, The Fiend wining ever battle allowing him to begin his assent back to the top of the pecking order!!
Speaking of Liquid Death, has anybody else seen that WTF Super Bowl commercial featuring the water? Let's just say if you didn't know the commercial was about water, you would seriously be questioning the FCC. XD
In the UK we call it Hessian (or sometimes Jute in Scotland) but in America due to unfortunate associations with that name dating back to the war of Independence they call it Burlap.
I assume this was filmed before NXT this week but we just presume that Dakota Kai and Raquel gonzalez getting back together is just so they can lose together and go out on a high as bestie friends… right? Right?!
If Ronda works the ankle with the lock earlier in the match, when Charlotte eventually gets the figure 8 on, Ronda can counter by grabbing the ankle, twisting it and then locks it in from the ground, grapevines the legs and taps Charlotte.
Honestly having Roman bring back the Undisputed Championship as final slap in the face to Brock. Because it’s very synonymous with Brock and the stars of that RA era. Could also lead to the Rock coming back on. SN: my wife bought me a true metal replica of that Belt last year for our anniversary and I cried real tears.
My 3 pitches are Seth awaits his opponent only to hear Shane McMahon’s music to hit. He announces that there is some paperwork that needs to be done before the match is official. Cue Goldbergs Music and he comes down to the ring with a contract in hand. He says Seth I wish this contact had my name in it so I could send your ass back home with a WrestleMania Loss, but my job tonight is make sure your match gets signed. Seth takes the contract and signs it. Shawn Michaels music hits and he comes out saying I would not miss this matchup for anything!We get HBK on commentary and then we can finally Cue Cody’s music and the match can get underway after a beautiful 6 min entrance. Pat McAfee absolutely embarrassing Austin Theory and him needing to step away for a while. Scott Steiner winning the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
I'd change pitch #4 to Knoxville gets hit once, falls down Sami covers 1,2, reversal into 1,2,3 for Knoxville to win in record time, then rest of night a vengeful and embarrassed Sami falls victim to further embarrassment through Jackass pranks.
I'd improvise on Ross's last prediction and just have Shane come out to here comes the money and then Cody nails him in the back with a sledgehammer. Everyone goes nuts and he's never booed again because he's destroyed Colonel McSweatbollocks and saved the day
Re Ross’s first pitch… instead of Dakota Kai debuting, I’d love for Shayna to still come out with Natalya the next night and win the titles. Then as they celebrate shayna attacks natalya and injures her, leaving rousey to come out and “claim” the other tag title. Pierce and Deville could even vacate the titles and then the two of them win a tournament to win them at backlash, elevating the tag titles. Thoughts?
Lets face facts, if any of these ideas actually happen, it would make Mania so much more riveting than it will be. Mania will be like the Oscars has been for years, it happened, but nobody will be talking about days from now until something of worth does happen.
The saddest thing about wwe nowadays is that even the pitches that get pitched on here to purely take the piss seem more interesting than wwe storylines these days 😂
Come on Come on Let's go It's time! (Jackpot) Jump jump through the roof You know the one that you've got to choose That's me, me, feeling free Take a look I know you like what you see I'm bad, bald, bank roll Way up top Y'all way down low I'm hot, hot They cold, cold Watch ya boy do the impossible! Get ready ready Get ready ready Ready for the breakdown! Break down See my drip it's fountain light Step in the room and I'm outta sight Nothing to lose I'll break the rules Take what's mine and I'm on the move Like boom, bap That boom clap Make 'em wonder how he do that 'Cause it's еasy baby when you see me baby Get wild gеt crazy Get ready ready Get ready ready Ready for the breakdown! Break down Got large amounts Hard to count That boy bad let 'em scream it loud Clothes designer, fly attire Think you fly? Well you's a liar Light the match, start the fire Hands in the air now throw 'em higher Been around the world, 'bout to do it twice I know you want a taste of the good life!
I'd change pitch #1 to Baszler and Natalya both show up on night 2 for the match with new partners Shayna with Ronda and Natalya with Charlotte then they fight and fight out of arena never to be seen for rest of Wrestlemania then Adam Pearce comes out and says I promised you a fatal 4 way so luckily I have a spare team, and out comes Asuka and Bayley, who go on to win tag belts.
Here’s my pitch for the Seth vs. Mystery opponent: Seth enters the ring, and the crowd is chanting for Cody. Cody’s music plays, and the audience goes erupts. But nobody is coming down the ramp. The titantron turns on and there’s Cody, but he’s clearly elsewhere. Cody announces he is back in WWE, but this isn’t his return match. No, instead Cody says Seth’s opponent is a new friend. Somebody Cody and Vince see taking over the industry with the right coaching. New music plays and Gable Steveson marches down the ramp. The two have a solid 8-10 minute match, but Steveson was too much of an unknown for Rollins. Steveson’s speed, strength and ability eventually overwhelms Rollins and Steveson finishes him off. Beating Rollins at Wrestlemania would be a helluva push for Steveson, and pairing him with Cody gives him a veteran to lean on when needed. Could be an impactful duo, whether heels or faces.
how much longer does mysterio plan on wrestling? they can keep dom a babyface and just build a "hey son i want my last match to be against you. if you beat me, you can have my mask" can be a face vs face prove yourself young kid story instead of forcing dom to turn heal. at the end dom wins, rey takes his mask off and hands it to dom. they hug and for the rest of his career dom has his dads mask on or has different masks that he comes out with if he doesnt want to actually wear it
9 pitches is probably my favorite series on the cultaholic channel
mine too!!
@@jonzel472 did that make you feel better?
Shane’s sweaty entrance makes sense tbf, rumour states that his mother’s water never broke when he was born, it was just him sweating profusely before he was born
You guys are so entertaining, Andrews first pitch gave me more laughs from Ross and Jack’s reactions alone than any video I’ve seen on TH-cam lately, top tier boys.
Never let that man into a writer's room please xD that was Russo levels of overbooked bs
Ross' third pitch is quite possibly the greatest thing anyone has ever said, in or out of wrestling
9 Pitches has to be my favorite piece of content you guys do
I can't wait to watch this barn burner, you 3 always deliver!
These guys are incredible, this was such a fantastic mix of TH-cam etiquette and natural buddy-movie energy, I love these fellas.
We need a Cultaholic show called “Andy books” and every PPV he does a 4 hour long video of just him booking the whole PPV.
havent watched wrestling for a few years now but great to see ross still there, always will be my fav member
after Andrews first pitch I honestly thought they would do a scooby doo style reveal pulling off the Andrew mask revealing Vince Russo
Andrew's women's pitch was incredible. Creates so many levels.
With that Dave Englund bit, I'm reminded of that bit of Beyond the Mat, where instead Vince is frothing at the mouth yelling, "He's gonna poo!"
Wow, I like the Rey/Dominic match. Especially because it'd hold more weight than his loss in wCw. I have this mental image of this future Dom putting on his dad's mask, looking up somberly, only to grab one of the eye holes and rip the mask, the final image of that match being him grinning at the camera through the defaced mask.
Love a good 9 pitches video! Roll on mania, even though the build up to a lot of matches hasn't been amazing, im sure it's going to deliver!
That was the best "It's what we want to happen" ever. Completely in sync.
Love Jack's pitch for Edge/Owens, I really want to see that! They killed the Jericho/Owens run far too early and this would certainly make up for that somewhat
The Doctor Benji tee from Jack . Superb
Andrew’s first pitch is phenomenal! I’d love to see it.
15:12 jack saying that made me think about a feud between rk-bro and edge & Kevin, this team should be called the new rated RKO
Rated RKO 2: electric boogaloo
Andrews first pitch was straight out of the Attitude Era 😂😂
Jacks idea for Dom is gold. Plus perhaps we could see Miz, Dom inflencers trying to expose, tarnish Reys background, someone causing Rey to call on Batista to come back for 1 last match.
I’ve been waiting for this video
ANDREW - I need some kind of flow diagram / animated short for your first pitch. sounds incredible
Andrew’s first pitch has to be the greatest pitch in this series.
It's big. I don't know if it'd be great. I'm more like Ross at 11:59 towards it.
Andrew just saved me £12 with that first prediction. Mania's not gonna live up to that level of hype this year.
Absolute, tremendous, chef’s kisses to Rossy Drip Drip’s first prediction!! Love it!! Imo they’re completely misusing Shayna Baszler.
Stopped watching WWE about a year ago but still can’t get enough of these pitches. Consistently delivers lmao
Loved Ross quoting his brother, Nick Jackson.
Raw after mania graded and wtf moments please lads.
And Andrew had the best pitch with the new horsewomen
And Jack is still the world's best jobber
Love you guys
Loving the Doctor Benjy shirt Jack
Here are my 3 pitches in no order:
#1 Cody Rhodes arrives in limousine with around 30 BTE people walking side-by-side to enter through beside the entrance floor and Cody wears the original NXT black & white logo over his gear.
#2 Guerrillas of Destiny attack The Usos after they retained their tag team championship and declare to capture all 4 available tag team titles in WWE (RAW, SD, NXT, NXT UK).
#3 Drew McIntyre reunites for one night only with Jinder Mahal and Heath Slater as 3MB to end Corbin & Moss once and for all from T.V for the rest of 2022.
These 3 together 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The evolution of the relationship between ross and andrew has been remarkable.
About the Finn Balor pitch, he is hurt as mentioned but still somehow makes it near the entrance at the backstage, as he is about to go out, lights go off. There are some scary voices, the trademark breathing sounds come up, it’s smoke all over the entrance ramp, light point towards the smoke and…….
The Demon King Rises up
Receives a huge pop. They have a great match and The Demon King wins
To help out Ross….. Jerry World The AT&T Stadium has a portion of roof that “ retractable “
"What does Will Smith think of this" HAHAHA LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Was waiting for Ross to bring Shane in
I don't know if I should admit this but I fuckin love the 9 pitches videos
Jack in a DrBenjy shirt - you love to see it
Singing the “Arthur” theme song?! Get in thereeeee!
11:59 I feel you, Ross. I feel you.
Am I the only one that got goosebumps from that new horsewomen vs horsewomen set up?
Ross would be crazier then Vince if he had a company man said “in my vision I see the ref blinking at the perfect time” 😂😂
Maybe off of Jack's pitch, miz could form a douchbag group.
Miz, Theory, Dom and someone tough that helps legitimizes it.
Side note how cool an Evolution 2.0 be with
Orton, Bron. Carmelo and like theory
Right ok.. I’ve got a couple pitches myself. Hear one so let me know what you think!! Pitch 1: As we know Seth Rollins will have a mystery opponent for the show of shows and the majority of people out there think it’s going to be Cody Rhodes. While Seth is standing in the ring we are expecting to hear his music when the lights go out.. they come back on… and it’s THE FIEND!! He takes out Seth with a Sister Abigail and leaves him laying! He is standing there absorbing the crowds affection.. lights out.. lights on.. he’s gone!! Vanished in to thin air!! Rollins and The Fiend battle it out over the summer, The Fiend wining ever battle allowing him to begin his assent back to the top of the pecking order!!
Ricochet's prime was definitely his NJPW run and Prince Puma in Lucha Underground! Ever since he's nowhere near what he used to be
For Andrew's pitch, just have Brock reveal the Undisputed Title just before the match, Roman wins and he takes the belt to close the show.
Definitely need a maffew guest for one of these pitches lmao
Speaking of Liquid Death, has anybody else seen that WTF Super Bowl commercial featuring the water? Let's just say if you didn't know the commercial was about water, you would seriously be questioning the FCC. XD
In the UK we call it Hessian (or sometimes Jute in Scotland) but in America due to unfortunate associations with that name dating back to the war of Independence they call it Burlap.
I assume this was filmed before NXT this week but we just presume that Dakota Kai and Raquel gonzalez getting back together is just so they can lose together and go out on a high as bestie friends… right? Right?!
Andrew with the m night shyamalan twists
A love Andrew but Jesus that first pitch hurt my head 😂
Will anyone from Cultaholic be at mania?
I thought they already said about half of them are gonna be there. Or is the Whatculture that announced their gonna be at Wrestlemania.
Andrew’s first pitch is great but doesn’t make sense because the women’s tag match is on Sunday, and the other matches are on Saturday
If Ronda works the ankle with the lock earlier in the match, when Charlotte eventually gets the figure 8 on, Ronda can counter by grabbing the ankle, twisting it and then locks it in from the ground, grapevines the legs and taps Charlotte.
Thanks 🙏
Andrew's booking "All the women come out to care about Charlotte vs Ronda"
Love these!
Big ups to Jack for the Dr Benjy t shirt.
Honestly having Roman bring back the Undisputed Championship as final slap in the face to Brock. Because it’s very synonymous with Brock and the stars of that RA era. Could also lead to the Rock coming back on.
SN: my wife bought me a true metal replica of that Belt last year for our anniversary and I cried real tears.
Wrestlemania baby - it truly is a party Atmosphere
Ready to drift off to sleep to one of Andrews long pitches(stories)
My 3 pitches are
Seth awaits his opponent only to hear Shane McMahon’s music to hit. He announces that there is some paperwork that needs to be done before the match is official. Cue Goldbergs Music and he comes down to the ring with a contract in hand. He says Seth I wish this contact had my name in it so I could send your ass back home with a WrestleMania Loss, but my job tonight is make sure your match gets signed. Seth takes the contract and signs it. Shawn Michaels music hits and he comes out saying I would not miss this matchup for anything!We get HBK on commentary and then we can finally Cue Cody’s music and the match can get underway after a beautiful 6 min entrance.
Pat McAfee absolutely embarrassing Austin Theory and him needing to step away for a while.
Scott Steiner winning the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
yo i high key love jacks shirt
Liquid Death is probably some of the best tasting water I've ever had
I'd change pitch #4 to Knoxville gets hit once, falls down Sami covers 1,2, reversal into 1,2,3 for Knoxville to win in record time, then rest of night a vengeful and embarrassed Sami falls victim to further embarrassment through Jackass pranks.
How many of the scheduled matches ACTUALLY feel like WM matches?
I dunno if there’s anyone in the world I’d rather have a beer with than Ross … the guy is hysterical 😂😂
I love Ross😂
I'd improvise on Ross's last prediction and just have Shane come out to here comes the money and then Cody nails him in the back with a sledgehammer. Everyone goes nuts and he's never booed again because he's destroyed Colonel McSweatbollocks and saved the day
Re Ross’s first pitch… instead of Dakota Kai debuting, I’d love for Shayna to still come out with Natalya the next night and win the titles. Then as they celebrate shayna attacks natalya and injures her, leaving rousey to come out and “claim” the other tag title. Pierce and Deville could even vacate the titles and then the two of them win a tournament to win them at backlash, elevating the tag titles.
Thoughts?
That little benson in the middle’s women’s pitch is like Vince Russo on speed. I can’t believe they said voted yes to it. Must be a joke?
'"NO, YOU TWAT" screams Maggle' broke me
Big respect to Jack’s tee
Andrew is a young Russo with his first pitch
I'm sure that Jack pronounces "pitches" and "pictures" in the exact same way.
I pitch for Becky to win with three manhandle slams after a stupendous match
Not unlikely. I think Becky wins anyway.
9:00 the look of instant regret
Vince will announce Elias before Cody
As an American I have only ever had water in a can in Mexico lol
Lets face facts, if any of these ideas actually happen, it would make Mania so much more riveting than it will be. Mania will be like the Oscars has been for years, it happened, but nobody will be talking about days from now until something of worth does happen.
Tbh, I was more excited for this video than Wrestlemania
At one point I thought Ross was trying to bring back 7.
The saddest thing about wwe nowadays is that even the pitches that get pitched on here to purely take the piss seem more interesting than wwe storylines these days 😂
After Jack's last pitch I so wanna see Dolph Ziggler vs WALTER for the NXT Championship. Dolph would sell out of his mind.
I've never had water in a can in America. I guess flavored is something people drink, but it's not that common.
In hindsight, Sami did more than come back stronger this year. And it al started with Knoxville and a giant hand at mania 38.
Adam said he isn't doing RAW after Mania.
Come on
Come on
Let's go
It's time!
(Jackpot)
Jump jump through the roof
You know the one that you've got to choose
That's me, me, feeling free
Take a look I know you like what you see
I'm bad, bald, bank roll
Way up top
Y'all way down low
I'm hot, hot
They cold, cold
Watch ya boy do the impossible!
Get ready ready
Get ready ready
Ready for the breakdown!
Break down
See my drip it's fountain light
Step in the room and I'm outta sight
Nothing to lose I'll break the rules
Take what's mine and I'm on the move
Like boom, bap
That boom clap
Make 'em wonder how he do that
'Cause it's еasy baby when you see me baby
Get wild gеt crazy
Get ready ready
Get ready ready
Ready for the breakdown!
Break down
Got large amounts
Hard to count
That boy bad let 'em scream it loud
Clothes designer, fly attire
Think you fly? Well you's a liar
Light the match, start the fire
Hands in the air now throw 'em higher
Been around the world, 'bout to do it twice
I know you want a taste of the good life!
The bull in Ross' jackass pitch should be Bull Buchanan
Zamn Zami Zayn
Thanks and safety to ya all as always!!
It's ok Jack, the Will Smith joke was funny, lol.
I'd change pitch #1 to Baszler and Natalya both show up on night 2 for the match with new partners Shayna with Ronda and Natalya with Charlotte then they fight and fight out of arena never to be seen for rest of Wrestlemania then Adam Pearce comes out and says I promised you a fatal 4 way so luckily I have a spare team, and out comes Asuka and Bayley, who go on to win tag belts.
Here’s my pitch for the Seth vs. Mystery opponent:
Seth enters the ring, and the crowd is chanting for Cody. Cody’s music plays, and the audience goes erupts. But nobody is coming down the ramp. The titantron turns on and there’s Cody, but he’s clearly elsewhere. Cody announces he is back in WWE, but this isn’t his return match. No, instead Cody says Seth’s opponent is a new friend. Somebody Cody and Vince see taking over the industry with the right coaching. New music plays and Gable Steveson marches down the ramp.
The two have a solid 8-10 minute match, but Steveson was too much of an unknown for Rollins. Steveson’s speed, strength and ability eventually overwhelms Rollins and Steveson finishes him off.
Beating Rollins at Wrestlemania would be a helluva push for Steveson, and pairing him with Cody gives him a veteran to lean on when needed. Could be an impactful duo, whether heels or faces.
My only pitch is the rock coming out after a reigns unified title celebration!
Personally I liked the blue
Number 10 is the Iron Sheik making it to the ring
My Prediction - Shane McMahon will be Seth Rollins mystery opponent (and Cody Rhodes will interfere in the match to give Shane the win).
how much longer does mysterio plan on wrestling? they can keep dom a babyface and just build a "hey son i want my last match to be against you. if you beat me, you can have my mask" can be a face vs face prove yourself young kid story instead of forcing dom to turn heal. at the end dom wins, rey takes his mask off and hands it to dom. they hug and for the rest of his career dom has his dads mask on or has different masks that he comes out with if he doesnt want to actually wear it
I want to be Ross when I grow up.
I like Andrew’s 4 horsewomen pitch but not for mania