Imagine a guy selling you bottles filled with piss, telling you to go home although you are already there and then slowly backing off into his car while squatting...
You're new to the channel? He's not Mark. Thats his "friend" who hates kitten. Thats how he got the name. Go check out his old q&a(not the new one) and he also said in every description on his episode "im not mark. Mark suck" We called him Not Mark. But i can see why you making that mistake so no hard feelings
1:55 Mark'nt: Now what if.....I disguise water as my own Kiljui... Delightfully devlish Mark'nt Jokke: mark'ntttt! Mark'nt: Ah, Jokke, i was just streching my Cavs on the Satsuma, i do sumetric exercise, Care to join me? Jokke: Why is there water coming out of the Shower Mark'nt Mark'nt: Oh No thats Steam, Steam for the Steamed sasauges we are having. *5 min later* Mark'nt: I hope your ready for mouth watering Kiljui! Jokke: I thought we are having steamed Sausages? Mark'nt NOOO i steamed Kiljui, thats what i call this drink! Jokke: I see........... You know this tatses just like water Mark'nt: Pattented Kiljui, Old Family Recpie! Jokke: So you call it Kiljui Mark'nt: yes Jokke: And you call it that despite it being obvisouly water Mark'nt: You know.......One thing i should.....The funny thing is......Excuse me for one second Mark'nt: *YAWNS* Ah good time was had by all, im pooped. Jokke: Yes i should GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? Mark'nt: Aroaboliaslis Jokke: AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY, ALL ENTIRE LOCALIZED WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN Mark'nt: yes Jokke: can i see it? Mark'nt: HASITA VITU Holy fuck this took long
hi if anyone sees this i ripped of jokke and lately i havent seen him sitting on the chiar u sell him kilju if u rip him off will he not want kilju anymore?
Hey Mark I had the same problem with my shitsuma but is it the gasket or is it more ols help me with it I was thinking it was the gearbox BTW awesome video
Imagine a guy selling you bottles filled with piss, telling you to go home although you are already there and then slowly backing off into his car while squatting...
Chad
i laughed so hard in that 🤣
What if you-
Wanted go to the heaven?
But god said:
*HAISTA VITTU*
...saaaataaaannaaaaaaaa
You dork of the pussy!
Ye THX guys for the likes
@Figaro i deleted it
And now we need *HAISTA VITTU* compilation!
0:26 you missed the perfect opportunity to say "ah shit, here we go again"
HAISTA VITTU
Bro thats so lame joke
@@Joni-bz8nj ur birth was a lame joke
I’m gonna edit that. its not want I thought *im nOt*
@@samurboi8007 yea? Do you have problem with that?
@@Joni-bz8nj I do , and you can't do shit so don't fucking talk shit to me
i wonder whats the most Haista Vitu's in one of his MSC videos
The question is, how Jokke know the taste of piss. *illumimati song plays*
It was his only option during the harsh finn winter
Golden shower
*My brain isn’t working I’m trying to calculate this but it requires 1000 iq*
the more you know meme plays
Daily dose of *HAISTA VITTU*
*saaatannaaa*
*Perkele !*
*HAISTA BAAASSSKKAA*
VITTU MOLKO
En Vuitton en kevva
3:38 & 3:56
*TRIGGERED*
**Rumbling Noises*
HAISTA VITTU a day keeps green menace away
3:38 - I actually crapped myself with that Haista Vittu, thank goodness I'm watching this while sat on the toilet!!! :S
No, it was definitely 3:38 when the poo flew out, the nuke was just a hilarious followthrough, I mean followup... :P
I laughed so hard that my body hurts and my nose has got wet
twocvbloke you are a poop monster
3:56 More
2:10 so smoooooth
Blue satsume , blue smoke LOGIC
3:38, and 3:56...
The word "Haista Vittu" made me laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAISTA VITTU
Ear rape
5:28 Limp mode! It finally is a Renault Laguna II
To fill up the kilju bottles faster just drag the bucket over the empty juice bottles
You fool Jokke, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
Who Would Win?
---------------------------
a teimo men
OR
one HAISTA VITTU boi
H A I S T A V I T T U
The boiiiiiiiii
Yessssss
HAISTA VITTU BOYYYYYY
HAISTA VITTU
3:56 boom teimo shop
dont drive my man to suicide again, mate. please
edit: because of many people saying this isnt actually MARCC im changing my comment a bit
i second this
Who is Mark? Mark suck
You're new to the channel? He's not Mark. Thats his "friend" who hates kitten. Thats how he got the name. Go check out his old q&a(not the new one) and he also said in every description on his episode "im not mark. Mark suck"
We called him Not Mark.
But i can see why you making that mistake so no hard feelings
He is NotMark
@@jugostran are you replying to me or that guy? Im kinda confused
14:08 KANSEI DORIFTO
0:07 Did I just hear Mario's YAHHOO in the music?
Yes
Demir Eymirli yes yes you did
YAHH no oos xd
Delightfully Devilish, Seymour!
You have to go to the car inspection and translate those hanging posters^^
LOL
i love the haista *vitu* parts.....
I've ripped off Jokke, but he never called me, just despawned, and he's never in his chair, did this happen to somebody else or is it just me?
1:57 I dunno why but I feel like thats a "Steamed Hams" refrence, am I correct?
GangsterNinja PL yes it is
13:44 Gymkhana Finland special
Un-mark: working on car
Car: *C R U N C H*
1:58 nice steamed hams reference not mart, best meme ever created!
When he spelled flavor with a *U* ...
*I felt that.*
This latest update has ruined the whole kilju experience. Now I have to risk getting drunk to the point of blacking out
14:09 Satsuma is drifting
3:55 why did I watch this 20 times
3:38
i was wondering where the devil was
3:56
YES TEIMO FUEL YOUR ANGER
Markn't, your clutch probably isn't that bad, it seems to slip a bunch even at
My car is faster after you ripped your headgasket
I love that you don't just add water. You also piss in it for added insult. LOL
My mod loader is broken how do i fix you said it broke and now yours is fixed pls help me!!!
I'm starting to think that Teimo has had enough of your shenanigans
Has has?
@@gyulagerocs5255 oh shit... Let me just fix that XD
2:53 "the fuck you say to me?"
*EpIc HaIsTa ViTtU with love teimo*
Mark: Deliviring kilju
Takumi: Deliviring tofu.
He is not mark. Mark suck
Tofu 1🤤
@@Moondark660 finnish moonshine
@@h4ppyc No, moonshine further distilled kilju.
@@pekkapikkuinen6896 thx
Scamming the Jokke - This is how Finland works
very good hahaha, no limit for kilju?
Perfectly asmr video
Ahhh, HAISTA VITTU is back... So gooood...
1:55
Mark'nt: Now what if.....I disguise water as my own Kiljui... Delightfully devlish Mark'nt
Jokke: mark'ntttt!
Mark'nt: Ah, Jokke, i was just streching my Cavs on the Satsuma, i do sumetric exercise, Care to join me?
Jokke: Why is there water coming out of the Shower Mark'nt
Mark'nt: Oh No thats Steam, Steam for the Steamed sasauges we are having.
*5 min later*
Mark'nt: I hope your ready for mouth watering Kiljui!
Jokke: I thought we are having steamed Sausages?
Mark'nt NOOO i steamed Kiljui, thats what i call this drink!
Jokke: I see........... You know this tatses just like water
Mark'nt: Pattented Kiljui, Old Family Recpie!
Jokke: So you call it Kiljui
Mark'nt: yes
Jokke: And you call it that despite it being obvisouly water
Mark'nt: You know.......One thing i should.....The funny thing is......Excuse me for one second
Mark'nt: *YAWNS* Ah good time was had by all, im pooped.
Jokke: Yes i should GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
Mark'nt: Aroaboliaslis
Jokke: AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY, ALL ENTIRE LOCALIZED WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN
Mark'nt: yes
Jokke: can i see it?
Mark'nt: HASITA VITU
Holy fuck this took long
When’s the day going to come when you are able to rob the store:P
When a new vido comes made by mark hates kittens my face turns: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
He's not mark
@@IXIskarfaceIXI ehm. I said „mark hates kittens” not „mark”
3:55 ULTRA MEGA SUPER POWER TEIMON HAISTA VITTU!!!!!!!!!!
its not worth the popped tires. unless you put the junk tires back on.
This episode is very yes for me!
perfect kilju guide 3/4 gallon of water 6 bag of sugar 1 yeast then lid on shake wait until the blistering stops
(I'm from Finland)
hi if anyone sees this i ripped of jokke and lately i havent seen him sitting on the chiar u sell him kilju if u rip him off will he not want kilju anymore?
You could give him 1 of kilju and then the other bottles full of water that might work
Best video so far
3:36-3:55 😂
Any consequennces other than him slashing your tires?
Best MSC player ever
2:54 OMG! He's like Teimo's bastard brother!
Haista Vi...BOOOOM :D
For some reason the key doesn't work for pig mans car for me and I won the car and his cabin from black jack I need help
Oh boy
If you go to were the sofa spawns(trash place) all the empty bottles spawn there
What if mark flipped off the shitbox and teimo sat heista VITTU
Please, adjust your carburetor, its killing me
Ripping goodness
Good video
Ripped off and pissed off
The new finnish nuke looks great
Since when could the ruscko idle?
HAISTA VITTU!!! *he explodes your car*
is it possible to put gas in the kiuju?
Please could you show your wheel settings and car controls in game pls 😀
on 3:54
mark: 'You dork of the pussy'
teimo: 'Smeel a PUSSY'
*city has die by the nuke*
me: *laugh on **3:54** ik its a memes*
smell i mean
Hey Mark I had the same problem with my shitsuma but is it the gasket or is it more ols help me with it I was thinking it was the gearbox BTW awesome video
WHO IS MARK? MARK SUCKS!
❤😂🎉😊😅❤🎉 7:13
idk why, but 5:50 - 6:13 killed me
When he says "You, go home" what is the Finnish? Mene [something] kotiin?
@@bakedsodium6528 kiitos!
binface9
Ilo on minun puolellani!
I have a question, the car starts but it is very reluctant to move forward.
That is not a question.
You should realy get the backpack mod
My summer car is 09.05.2019 version but Blue van unavailable and where is uncle?
Check the patch notes
YOU SHOULD BE DOING BY THAT ANYWAY
@@ThomasFarquhar2 patch notes ??
@@batuhanavci4451 it's on steam, the news section under the game in the library. You can find the patch notes online too.
@@ThomasFarquhar2 Okay bayb thanks 😂😂
H A I S T A V I T T U.exe
Haista Vittu -Teimo
Ah shit, here we go again
How many hours do you have on msc?
The shitzama air fuel mix so bad that it just give up to bad not with a explosion😲
full power racing shitsoom
Why crhusing the car so it loks bad mark
I have a problem with msc...
I bought some items from teimo saved and loaded game BOOM items disappear...
Can somebody help me?
check trash dump, if not there duno
@@foxkune
there is nothing on trash dump i checked it two times
03.39 😂😂😂😂
Bu adamı türklerde izliyomuymuş ya 😅
@@puresteel31 bilader ben bu oyunun hastasıyım YA beni çeken bişey var
@@batuhanavci4451 ayn benide
@@puresteel31 yaş kaç
14
Subcribe Mark hates kittes
Yes
Nice
OH MY GOD; FUCKING "CAR-MA!"
Get it!?!
Because he ripped off Jokke!
And he got Karma!
You know?
Because his CAR broke down?
Can someone tell me how to make. Coffemaschine work witchout Errors in Console??(mod)
absolut vodka coffee is in the Base game now, you no longer need a mod for it. I don't use mods but I suspect it isn't updated anymore
how do you do you play this game without dying and respawn in the town?
If you die, press ALT+F4
you cant. you always spawn in the town.
14:07 Drift King
*NANI ?? KANSEI DORIFUTO ????!*
Fix the air/fuel relation of your carburator
A thing that can be realy cool its turbo
*When Mark runs out of kilju* IT'S HAPPENING, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, OK ITS HAPPENING