Christine and Elijah are the literal examples why my generation will never be able to afford homes. We get a little bit of money and look what happens; inflatable liquor bottles, remote control cars and rock band.
"What, are you gonna draw me like one of your French girls? That's a Titanic reference! And also, I'm...sad." Omg I'm dying! 😂 I can relate so much to her stream of consciousness thoughts that she blurts out
Taco and bell?! Honey, even if a guy didn't like presented me that as an engagement ring I would have automatically said yes just out of sheer impressiveness and humor factor 😂🌸
Dear Elijah, Christine, Tom, and Nick- I would like to invite you to the party of the century. It will be held in an empty Olympic sized indoor swimming pool in Minnesota and will have jenky robots handing out many cool ranch Dorito tacos. Festitivties will include: recreating the most iconic scenes from Arthur, performing a complex spell to curse anyone who has ever rejected us, holding hands, being chased by an old woman, receiving a compliment from Oprah, and chubby bunny. Watch my last video to see me eat a crunchwrap in one bite then vomit.
guys y'all should allow for community closed caption contributions. allows for deaf, hard of hearing, etc to watch your videos! its in your settings, and allows for people to add contributions.
The dialogue reminds me heavily of Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David. They most definitely have an opportunity for an awesome semi-scripted semi-reality television series.
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"why are you smoking weed on the toilet" "CAUSE IM FUCKING TRASH OKAY" *gives engagement ring*
Raquel Pierson i need me a freak like that
Raquel Pierson Beautiful moment in the vlog .
me tho
Raquel Pierson actual true love 😂
i don't remember any of this wtf is wrong with me
Tom Harlock Maybe the psychic took your memory!! lol 🔮💜🔮💜🔮💜🔮💜🔮💜
Tom Harlock father
lol def. the psychic did something to your brain
Tom Harlock I think we all could have guessed that when you thought a shopping cart was a fucking hoverboard
your fucking high
"thats a titanic reference and also im sad"
wow
me
bing bong was robbed of a grammy.
not ryan ross BING BONG WAS ROBBED
not ryan ross it always happens to real musicians
coven this unimportant but I was the 1k like
"You better fuckin' leave that in, so people know I'm smart!"
Dreaming of the day when my true love gives me my engagement ring on the toilet and buys a car for himself.
BratKnee hey
Jenna Johnston sup?
Fuckin goals
I feel like Elijah had to search up the word fiancée to make sure no one gave him shit for misspelling it.😂
Search up? Do you mean look up? Or research? Are you high right now?
+Aye do you ever get nervous?
Tabbetha Lovell
are you single?
"You better fucking leave that in so people know I'm smart."
It's okay, Christine, you've never done anything that would make us think any different.
SeemlyGoose "i'm a smart person and just because i get drunk and throw up in dreidels doesn't change that"
SeemlyGoose I AM BREAAAADDDD
Actually when Christine played are you smarter than a fifth grader she got a bunch right and beat everyone so she's actually really smart
I just love it because it was wrong
No for real where does christine live
Honestly, does Christine even know?
nobody knows. she just mysteriously appeared behind a taco bell dumpster one day.
Half the time Christine is to damn drunk to even know her name lol
Mexico and she's Raini Rodriguez idiot
hollywood
I'm gonna buy a remote control car now so my friend can send me joints from across the room
Tom just seems constantly high now. Like constantly.
AndrewsUniverse yeah that's pretty much tom
love a girl who knows george orwell
olivia ! everyone should know...1984 is upon us...it's all coming true
+ultragaze no silly.. 1984 is behind us.
JKL the past doesn't exist *silly*
Jizzed a little when I saw the notification
Alexa Ruiz Yessss!! Me too!! lol
Alexa Ruiz I do it all the time :)
We have the same name yay
My first and last name in one comment section back to back completely by chance, wth is happening lol
"Because I'm fucking trash, okay?!"
Me too, Christine.
Let me be your garbage man
Eugene just always makes the videos that much more special.
those rings are goals af
I Ship It they're low key pretty rings though
Can't...stop...binging. Where were you guys all our lives?!?!
The funniest thing about this is that Tom was just about willing to go to the extreme of flooding the apartment to get the remote control boat
0:10 that 8 ball lied. I will never forgive it
PETITION TO RENAME THE CHANNEL THOMAS & FRIENDS
CHOO CHOO BITCHES
YES IN DEED
No
Jared Koons yes
who da fuck is Thomas
New subscriber here, can't belive you are friends with that guy from 21 pilots and raini rodriguez!! Talented chanel
Sorry new sub here, does christen live at Taco Bell?
maycillia no but elijesus does
em elijesus
thomatinaturner does own a Taco Bell though
Not yet
Where did you get the Taco Bell rings
I need them for
Reasons
I GOT SO FUXKKNG HAPPY WHEN I SAW THIS I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH ABD YOU LITERALLY POSTED 2 DAYS AGO IM CRYING. I LOVE YOU
I've never watched their videos high before. Not disappointed at all. from now on only watching them high
Is it possible to get the bing bing outro as my ringtone? lol...seriously.
Crystal Chiquito I will make it possible
Elijah always looks and sounds high tbh.
Elijah & Christine why are you life??
i bought the same clothes christine wears im fuckin wearing them every day just for u mom
emma since we have the same name i'll support u and our parents
emma where'd you get the shirt from
bianca ' Texas
amazon lmfao
that Medieval Times framed picture of them at 2:35 I can't
when you're so early that the video is so pixelated
CHRISTINE IS MY QUEEN. She's the drunk and high as hell most of the time and then she'll subtly make a George Orwell reference.
christine doesn't have one set place to live she's got so many tents set up everywhere
Christine is a whole mood we have the same personality 😂❤
Christine is literally every cartoon character that never changes clothes
Christine and Elijah are the literal examples why my generation will never be able to afford homes. We get a little bit of money and look what happens; inflatable liquor bottles, remote control cars and rock band.
OMG those rings are EVERYTHING. Jesus, that's so smart and cool and symbolic
"That was a Titanic reference and also...I'm sad."
CHRISTINE IS LYFE.
christine is a legitimate cartoon character- she wears the same outfit in every episode and nobody questions it
When you've watched every video on both channels twice and you have to circle back for a third
christine talking about play-doh then sees the lohl the karaoke machine is a yes from me bc same
"See you Thursday"
Me at 11:49 pm Thursday:
"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
when you're taking a shit but then Elijah and Christine upload guess ima be here for another 10 minutes
"Thats a titanic reference.. also im sad." I STARTED LAUGHING BUT IT TURNED INTO CRYING CHRISTINE LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
"I didn't lose it, I dropped it in the sand" ME 😂😂😂😂
I live for the face of Christine when Elijah told her *because mine says taco*
AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SOOOOO MUCH BING!❤️🌸🎀 we should get an easel” PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOU FRENCH GURLS!-I’m sad 😢 AHAHAHAHAH CHRISTINE
"What, are you gonna draw me like one of your French girls? That's a Titanic reference! And also, I'm...sad." Omg I'm dying! 😂
I can relate so much to her stream of consciousness thoughts that she blurts out
petition for the dad sandwich to finally happen like this thx
you guys make my week better
*"You better fucking leave that in so people know I'm smart"* L O L
Car thinking its 4/20/2020 🤣🤣
the conversations that happen between u guys reminds me of the conversations they have in the movie idiocracy
"Why does it say Bell?"
"Because mine says taco."
"You better fucking leave that in so people know I'm smart." Christine is so relatable oml
"paint me like one of your french girls, thats a titanic reference, also i am.. sad"
she says the most hilarious shit
"Look at how wide that door opened" I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣
"Well could you not be...so cute? Gahh" fave part 😂
"that is not correct because you can just float the whole apartment" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"thats a titanic reference and im... sad" QUOTE OF THE YEAR
when they said remote control car i was imagining the gigantic cars that Elijah and Christine would ride in together
rewatching all of these old vlogs
" I'm pooping ! "
" .. I don't care "
GOALS 😭😩👌🏼💅🏼💦🙈
you know it's love when he gives you an engagement ring on the fucking toilet 😂😂😂😂
Taco and bell?! Honey, even if a guy didn't like presented me that as an engagement ring I would have automatically said yes just out of sheer impressiveness and humor factor 😂🌸
you guys you have taken over my life I love you so much
(PS Tom I love you too)
CHRISTINE. 2984?? She meant 1984 by George Orwell... omg bless it.
they're like the it's always sunny gang omfg dude
Christine is me everytime i see a karaoke machine 😂😂😂😂
christine is my new favourite human
Dear Elijah, Christine, Tom, and Nick- I would like to invite you to the party of the century. It will be held in an empty Olympic sized indoor swimming pool in Minnesota and will have jenky robots handing out many cool ranch Dorito tacos. Festitivties will include: recreating the most iconic scenes from Arthur, performing a complex spell to curse anyone who has ever rejected us, holding hands, being chased by an old woman, receiving a compliment from Oprah, and chubby bunny. Watch my last video to see me eat a crunchwrap in one bite then vomit.
There will also be a haunting and intimate performance by Seal.
guys y'all should allow for community closed caption contributions. allows for deaf, hard of hearing, etc to watch your videos! its in your settings, and allows for people to add contributions.
The George Orwell reference omg i love you Christine
"that is incorrect you can just flood the whole apartment" LMFAO xD
When Tom officially leaves which scented candles are you guys sending him home with?
I'm supposed to be reading 1984 right now for school, but instead I'm watching all of your videos
Tom's a genius "just flood the whole apartment"
Tom is everything in this vlog
"why does my car think it's 4/20/2012" LMFAOOO
Christine so smart here Making literary and titanic references
"Why does it say bell?"
"Cause mine says taco."
BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Love the pink headband for Valentine's Day 💝
The dialogue reminds me heavily of Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry David. They most definitely have an opportunity for an awesome semi-scripted semi-reality television series.
"How come the doors open like this then?"
"That's how fucking doors work"
I'm crying lmfao
I SCREAMED WHEN CHRISTINE REFERENCED ORWELL
I love how Christine always wears the same shirt😂😂😂😂
Tom is WRECKED in this omg im
last time I was this early heath still had his beard
"Christine are you an artistic?" tom yas
ILY GUYS SO MUCH!!!
tom needs fucking subtitles god damn.
Christine has a new headband ???? goals
CHRISTINE AND I HAVE THE SAME CAR. THE EXACT SAME CAR. I'VE NEVER FELT SO RELEVANT.
My mom walked in and said i need to go back to therapy because I willingly watch this. True.
"And also, I'm sad" I CANT EVEN
These videos make me so happy...
"Why does it say Bell"
"Because mine says Taco"
I feel like these are the lines from some RomCom tv show
"That's a titanic reference.. and also, I'm sad" ME
You guys never fail to make me laugh I love you guys so much
HEY SQUAD!!!!
Literally when Christine said her car was a Tesla I spit my drink out