The full-length eighth episode of the Pure Pwnage web series. Original release date: September 19, 2005. Official merchandise: www.noobstore.com www.purepwnage.com
This show, as the years continually churn onwards, is going to become a relic of late 90’s to mid 2000’s gaming culture. The old monitors, towers, keyboards, mouses, headphones, LAN cafés, jargon, attitude, all of it. This show brings me back to when I used to go to the LAN Café on 15th and Lonsdale in North Vancouver. My oldest brother played CS 1.6 there religiously. My other brother was an extremely competitive and dedicated StarCraft player. I, the youngest, would normally play Diablo 2 or Warcraft 3 custom matches while they engaged with the larger café culture. This show encapsulates that time and everything special about it better than anything that was created in that era, indisputably.
@@ir0x539 when they were simpler* just because something is more "complex" doesn't mean it is always better or creates a better environment for a human being to flourish in. To keep to the topic of gaming, just look at all of the recent supposedly "AAA" games that are coming out that sometimes can't even launch with an operational user interface. Say what you may about those times, but the games kept us coming back, kept us invested, built stories and formed friendships in ways that I'm not seeing as much with the hyper-digitized and fragmented gaming culture of the modern era.
@@wra7h I did for at least first ~3-5 episodes or so (back almost 20 yrs ago now :S). It was all a little more mild/realistic (to a degree) until then roughly
@@InfiniteEggnog oh you think you "cant" do this or that? You think things "cant" be a certain way? No its that "they" dont want you too... things can and will be like this again and harder in the other direction. They have to be, we cant let it get worse.
Bruh i miss these kinds of old school lan parties. The last lan party i went to was around winter of 2003. I remember winning $100 from smash melee tournament. Then winning $500 from the smash 64 tournament. I played a few games with Pikachu and Fox, but when a good player came along. I played Jigglypuff, and i was untouchable.
I miss it aswell. In early 2000s, when I was 13, we had a "computer club" in my small city, where you'd pay 12 dollars every month, then it was open and free to play every wednesday for 5 hours.. We were like 20-25 people every week, playing cs 1.6, stronghold crusader, age of empire, wc3 etc against each other. Vending machine with cheap chips, coca cola etc. Damn I miss that.
This was THE show back when. Honestly watched religiously. My brother and I went to teh movie screening in Calgary @ Kensington theatre. One of the best mems I'll ever have. So pro! Just know, if I could have anything on teh internet, it would be this show. Long Live purepwnage
2019 and im still watching this show almost daily. Miss these days. Wish they still made stuff. PWNING NOOBS FOREVER. Every time i get a headshot or pwn someone at a game, this show will always be on my mind. PP will never die!!
I have realized this - in the finals there's like a projection of power. Deathstriker projects his power to make Doug a noob, fall off his chair and fry his PC. After that - Jeremy gets a new PC, sits down for final death winner takes all, and the Masterer projects his power through Jeremy when he closes his eyes and we all get the win. I may have just watched this a million times and am making imaginary connections.
@@PiroKUSS They're a part of HP now, just like Alienware got absorbed into Dell. They both seem more like high performance gaming rig brands for HP and Dell these days than independent companies, but that's just my impression. AFAIK, Falcon Northwest is still independent. I always liked their stuff as well, although Alienware had the most recognizable style of the three.
Doug is easily the best character created for any show ever. I LOVE the way you feel nervous when he's on screen, because he gets dangerously close and has all those physical tics, and talks way too loudly. When he was holding the knife in an earlier episode I was really worried!
@@nataliep6385 i remember they were also streaming it too and if you ever watch the stream they are usually out of character and pretty chill in general. not extreme like in the videos
Man I remember watching this way back and wishing I could be one of those dudes at the end, seeing Kyles face. Now that I know what he looks like, I have to say I agree, I thought he'd look cooler.
It warms my heart to see that upon entering the arcade, the first game at the entrance is Initial D. That was the game I played the heck out of when I was watching these episodes come out a decade ago, and now I am a proud owner of the machine in my garage. Yea this came out a couple of months after I graduated high school and was working my first job at my dad's construction site.
omg you lucky bastard, what stage? How much did you pay for it? I've played stage 4 before but here in vic i've only ever found one machine, and its really beat up but fun as hell. Have you played wangan midnight maximum tune? That seems to be the popular one now, its basically in every arcade and has a traditional H style 6 speed transmission as opposed to the sequential intial d one
Thought about picking up a unit, but the nostalgia wasn't worth it to me, just went and picked up a used Logitech G27 and got assetto corsa and some other racing games. So many mods for AC it's basically just as good if not better. That being said, I spend quite a few quarters back in my day whenever the initial D machines turned up and replaced the stupid outrun units.... lmao
I like how this felt like an actual TV show rather than just a dude filming The Pwner and FPS Doug. not tgat the rest of the show was bad. Episode 4 was great too.
@@Uborpriest Nope definitely from Toronto. I've had drinks with them after a show in Toronto, and shot all the shit. The shots of the streets in the show are in Toronto. Although in this episode they do travel to Calgary for Lanageddon. But 99% of the time they are in Toronto.
I remember watching this episode when it first came out and when they were building the computer all I could think of was "I wish I had a computer that awesome".
arguably the best PP episode ever i mean u have the opening with smash bros... some arcade, a god damm lan party... real one $2000 pc to play CSS an actual villain gg
It's my favourite episode for sure, 2 bros enjoying some games together, some serious competition and that dude gets knifed on the CSS 1v1 - worst way to lose that game ever
17:21 that's actually Ravi Sood one of the co-founders of Voodoo PC. So the Masterer straight up called the CEO for a custom computer. That's fuckin Boss.
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This show, as the years continually churn onwards, is going to become a relic of late 90’s to mid 2000’s gaming culture. The old monitors, towers, keyboards, mouses, headphones, LAN cafés, jargon, attitude, all of it. This show brings me back to when I used to go to the LAN Café on 15th and Lonsdale in North Vancouver. My oldest brother played CS 1.6 there religiously. My other brother was an extremely competitive and dedicated StarCraft player. I, the youngest, would normally play Diablo 2 or Warcraft 3 custom matches while they engaged with the larger café culture. This show encapsulates that time and everything special about it better than anything that was created in that era, indisputably.
things were better when they were worse
@@ir0x539 when they were simpler* just because something is more "complex" doesn't mean it is always better or creates a better environment for a human being to flourish in. To keep to the topic of gaming, just look at all of the recent supposedly "AAA" games that are coming out that sometimes can't even launch with an operational user interface. Say what you may about those times, but the games kept us coming back, kept us invested, built stories and formed friendships in ways that I'm not seeing as much with the hyper-digitized and fragmented gaming culture of the modern era.
i miss these dudes like you wouldn't believe.
your telling me
they're on instagram
@@Anonymous-ru2wk but not like old school
@@cameronbarnes5882 time marches on
really? whats their handles if i might ask?
@@Anonymous-ru2wk
Omg I almost forgot just how awesome this show is, gotta watch it over for the 10th time, never gets old
Cant believe I thought the characters were real people
@@wra7h i can't believe that either, especially with the uber micro powers
@@spunkflunk fps doug was literally unbeatable by anyone and only got headshots
Come back for an 11th time liek c'm0n
@@wra7h I did for at least first ~3-5 episodes or so (back almost 20 yrs ago now :S). It was all a little more mild/realistic (to a degree) until then roughly
"It wasn't me though, man - it's like I was sitting there watching myself be a noob"
"I was watching you be a noob too man"
It's 2021 and I still reference Pure Pwnage quotes in daily humor. Best sh0w 3ver
yeah same I just built a computer for my cousin and I played building a computer song and had to explain what it was haha
It’s 2023 and I’ve never stopped either
muh balls
2024 still doing it with my best friend!
Not watched this in over a decade and still remember it word for word. The good old days!
greatest show ever. way ahead of their time
The golden era right here. Things will never be like this again.
They can be.
@@InfiniteEggnog oh you think you "cant" do this or that? You think things "cant" be a certain way? No its that "they" dont want you too... things can and will be like this again and harder in the other direction. They have to be, we cant let it get worse.
@@InfiniteEggnog get rid of the jew
@@Acs2046 What was done was not organic, and has been happening long before social media. Think on what that implies about the last 75 years.
@@InfiniteEggnogwtf is this sneedandbreed character going on about? Lan parties are dead due to online gaming - how is that so difficult for him?
The nostalgia actually made my whole day better,
Last time i watched this, it fit my monitor
damn even the comments about nostalgia are ancient
@@avigdormoon They are. But I'm still around!
@@avigdormoon ikr i was gonna say the same lol. you know youre getting on when youre looking at "old" yt comments saying shit is nostalgic
Bruh i miss these kinds of old school lan parties. The last lan party i went to was around winter of 2003. I remember winning $100 from smash melee tournament. Then winning $500 from the smash 64 tournament. I played a few games with Pikachu and Fox, but when a good player came along. I played Jigglypuff, and i was untouchable.
I miss it aswell. In early 2000s, when I was 13, we had a "computer club" in my small city, where you'd pay 12 dollars every month, then it was open and free to play every wednesday for 5 hours.. We were like 20-25 people every week, playing cs 1.6, stronghold crusader, age of empire, wc3 etc against each other.
Vending machine with cheap chips, coca cola etc.
Damn I miss that.
The Kraftwerk bit by VooDoo is just pure Gold.
thought the same xd
This was THE show back when. Honestly watched religiously. My brother and I went to teh movie screening in Calgary @ Kensington theatre. One of the best mems I'll ever have. So pro! Just know, if I could have anything on teh internet, it would be this show. Long Live purepwnage
it’s the best episode because it captures the true art of gaming... and it’s a complete story
just a 1 on 1 battle
My favorite episode of my favorite online web series. I grew up with this show, CS 1.6, StarCraft Brood War, and CS Source.
Man. All those CRT monitors. And the tiny heatsink on that graphics card.
The graphics cards didn't really need that much back then!
This was the first Pure Pwnage Episode I've ever seen, still my favorite to this day.
take me back. This was one of the greatest episodes I have so much nostalgia for it.
“Now I think he really respects me.”
Proceeds to get his head pwned by Jeremy. Haha
we were so blessed growing up in the time period we did
2019 and im still watching this show almost daily. Miss these days. Wish they still made stuff. PWNING NOOBS FOREVER. Every time i get a headshot or pwn someone at a game, this show will always be on my mind. PP will never die!!
Only n00bs rite n00bs with double o's
"I think that he really respects me" - switch to skull fuck shot. hahahahah CLASSIC
lol i love how both dave and doug himself are trying not to laugh when jeremy is dry humping doug's head at 2:25
Peak gamer culture right here in this episode!
I can't believe this was almost 9 years ago. It feels like yesterday.
@ 15...
K4inan we are getting old
Where did my last 15 years go!?!
@@3dvisions 17 here... I think rewatching this is good for my mental health.
I have realized this - in the finals there's like a projection of power. Deathstriker projects his power to make Doug a noob, fall off his chair and fry his PC. After that - Jeremy gets a new PC, sits down for final death winner takes all, and the Masterer projects his power through Jeremy when he closes his eyes and we all get the win. I may have just watched this a million times and am making imaginary connections.
The day I stop rewatching purepwnage and stop loving it is the day that I die
voodoo PC was really cool to do this. RIP that company.
Absolutely, an absolute beast of a company.
They still exist, they're Omen.
@@PiroKUSS They're a part of HP now, just like Alienware got absorbed into Dell. They both seem more like high performance gaming rig brands for HP and Dell these days than independent companies, but that's just my impression. AFAIK, Falcon Northwest is still independent. I always liked their stuff as well, although Alienware had the most recognizable style of the three.
@@Brendissimo1 Pretty sure Falc is still around as well, but aren't their rigs overpriced as fuck?
@@PiroKUSS What isn't over priced nowadays :(
God I love when these appear in my recommended. The OG of OGs
Doug is easily the best character created for any show ever. I LOVE the way you feel nervous when he's on screen, because he gets dangerously close and has all those physical tics, and talks way too loudly. When he was holding the knife in an earlier episode I was really worried!
How did you feel when he held the TV?
10 years and still win! Bring on teh movie !!
Back when graphics cards were green PCBs
"FPS_Doug versus ...everyone..."
all those old lagging pc's, that tube walpaper.
ah nostalgia
that at 18:42 always cracked me up it was so good placed edit and pp relatable.
I love how the bottom left guy in the "building a computer" montage can't keep a straight face at all
The music they made for these videos is honestly amazing.
Let us not forget our roots. PC gaming is all grown up now.
yeah, filled with pretenders
teh best show ever forever. This show plays an important role in my life
i cant believe i played zero hour with these guys
Epic
@@aaz1992 yea. you made me wanna watch the series again
@@ZEFSIDE666 It's a good time
Were any of them potheads? Considering they make these hilarious videos and also plays a lot of computer.
@@nataliep6385 i remember they were also streaming it too and if you ever watch the stream they are usually out of character and pretty chill in general. not extreme like in the videos
RIP VoodooPC. My Omen case from 2007 still looks fabulous. Can't wait to rebuild her.
THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE! :D The memories!
FPS Doug vs Everyone.
I love that part
i miss the early 2000s of online gaming. it hurts :(
it was a great time, broadband wasn't yet that common so going to the net cafe or having a LAN was a hugely anticipated activity.
Still the best episode ever. Captured the very essence of #PCMR & LAN events. Love it.
12:05 Doug headshots f4tality xD
Great moment, I wish that was the real F4tal1ty :D
This is my favorite episode. “Building a computer”!
Man I remember watching this way back and wishing I could be one of those dudes at the end, seeing Kyles face. Now that I know what he looks like, I have to say I agree, I thought he'd look cooler.
This is an absolute classic! Crazy how time flies!
This has always been my favorite episode of PP. A classic.
It warms my heart to see that upon entering the arcade, the first game at the entrance is Initial D.
That was the game I played the heck out of when I was watching these episodes come out a decade ago, and now I am a proud owner of the machine in my garage. Yea this came out a couple of months after I graduated high school and was working my first job at my dad's construction site.
omg you lucky bastard, what stage? How much did you pay for it? I've played stage 4 before but here in vic i've only ever found one machine, and its really beat up but fun as hell. Have you played wangan midnight maximum tune? That seems to be the popular one now, its basically in every arcade and has a traditional H style 6 speed transmission as opposed to the sequential intial d one
Anime Of Yesteryear Podcast the anime is sick but idk where to find it now. Netflix pulled it
Thought about picking up a unit, but the nostalgia wasn't worth it to me, just went and picked up a used Logitech G27 and got assetto corsa and some other racing games. So many mods for AC it's basically just as good if not better.
That being said, I spend quite a few quarters back in my day whenever the initial D machines turned up and replaced the stupid outrun units.... lmao
Still so good. Always puts a smile on my face
Ramber catching the newest episode just before school and always being late
"I've just been informed that C pool will be FPS Doug vs... everyone"
*cue FPS Doug's theme*
Fucking awesome
this show is the best ever internet show of all time
deathstriker6666's laugh is spectacular.
The reaction cams are great
Liquid cooling in 2005? Very ahead of its time
Voodoo was doing it in 2002 or so if my knowledge is correct. A couple of years before Alienware and the like.
It’s 2023, will never forget when Xfire introduced me to this episode. I still watch the eps over and over again.
Ahhhh, nostalgia to the max....we meet again..
YT need to put throwback liked videos on our feed. I had to search this reminiscing
"fps_doug headshot f4tality" LOL why did I never notice that??? I've watched this so many times since I was a teen.
6:00 Always loved the euphamism here.
Taking each other to school, lol.
the nostalgia is something else man! haha
18:44 The special ingredient
They had to make sure the full system is tested and working properly of course. Only the finest hardware for teh_pwnerer
Still watching in 2023.
7:02 that's nostalgic
I like how this felt like an actual TV show rather than just a dude filming The Pwner and FPS Doug.
not tgat the rest of the show was bad. Episode 4 was great too.
That computer looks pimped even by today's standards!
I remember not knowing their actual names til the end of the web series ... ugh good times!! LETS PWN SOME FUCKIN N00BS
9:01 he's sitting at a PC looking at the screensaver lol
L O L
He's probably on shrooms. I do that all the time.
@@Teah8cbdude I used to love watching those old screensavers as a kid.
Solid fucking show.
Dave always looks like he never wants to be there.
12 YRS AGO. Wow time passes. CRT is long gone. Damn I miss working at Voodoo. Best gig ever. Hails from Calgary. If any of y'all even watch this now..
This show is based in Toronto. What do you mean Calgary?
@@stides40 I thought they were from calgary
@@Uborpriest Nope definitely from Toronto. I've had drinks with them after a show in Toronto, and shot all the shit. The shots of the streets in the show are in Toronto. Although in this episode they do travel to Calgary for Lanageddon. But 99% of the time they are in Toronto.
holy shit that robot dancing had me in stitchs
Ive actually ordered the headshot t-shirt back then, surely makes police nervous
My absolute favorite episode.
Really cool. wish I caught this back in the day.
I remember when this came out!!!!
This. Is. The. Best. Episode. Ever!!!
I just realized that Dave is trying hard not to crack up at the end of that intro when Jeremy is humping Doug's head.
I remember watching this episode when it first came out and when they were building the computer all I could think of was "I wish I had a computer that awesome".
This episode got released the day I discovered PP. Fond memories.
Friend made a fps doug joke had to come back watch a few PP episodes. Lmao such nostalgia. is that the school bus doug?! Is this your stop?! 😭
Damn, this came out over 10 years ago now. Doesn't seem that long.
Fifteen years now..
this was the best episode of season one hands down.
the golden age of gaming.
OMG its still the best
arguably the best PP episode ever
i mean u have the opening with smash bros... some arcade, a god damm lan party... real one
$2000 pc to play CSS
an actual villain
gg
LMAO ya
It's my favourite episode for sure, 2 bros enjoying some games together, some serious competition and that dude gets knifed on the CSS 1v1 - worst way to lose that game ever
@@1337Horde such a satisfying finish, and then solid singing to finish the episode
This is the reason my laptop is an HP Omen!!
when someone had a clear panel or some RGB was like wow holly F*** back then.. now its everywhere and not exciting
12:05, fps_doug headshot f4tality hahah.
Funny old school stuff right there.. lol
Back in the day, when we used to play.
Another great episode.
This show is almost 20 years old 😢the simple days
whats the matter doug, dont have a computer....
17:21 that's actually Ravi Sood one of the co-founders of Voodoo PC. So the Masterer straight up called the CEO for a custom computer. That's fuckin Boss.
my favourite episode of all time
Just came to like and favorite. Best episode ever.
My favorite episode! Yeah!
My favorite episode!
4:52 ..How'd the fuck he get my number?!