This film truly expressed Yoda’s views on Religious appropriation of gendered race politics, I’ve never before heard a view so simple, yet so effective and hitting the main points so precisely and swiftly. Truly whoever’s making these videos has the intellect to replace NASA’s supercomputers in an instant.
Ya Boi Exactly! I’ve been telling this to people for years! The sudtle nuances brought through the lenses of German idealism is expressed sublimely in its commentary on Christian high theology and metaphysic. Some may say that it has been retroactively refuted by Spinoza, but I believe that Yoda has seen past the simplistic lense of pure pantheism in his interpretation of God as a being and has further elicited the concept in a Kierkegaardian route with a highly academic founding in epistemological reasoning. I cannot see how either strict materialist or Athiests could ever defend their beliefs in light of this systematic critique of Human reason and a priori knowledge. (Unless of course one sees materialism within a wider idealistic lense, using the former as a practical base, but the later as a theoretical concept). Anyways yes, I think Yoda’s repertoire stacks nicely against that of Whitehead and should be a must read for anyone trying to get into Analytical philosophy. Too bad society isn’t ready for him quite yet.
If Ghandhi makes an appearance in this Oscar-winning film, then this film must date back to the 1800s. I’m not quite sure how you dug it out from the sacred temples of the juul hitters.
This has a lot of new lore, Yoda has a niccotine addiction as well which is new and he is 12 years old, interesting Edit: Guess what, you'll never guess but, I'm thanking you for all the likes. Yes, I know, never been done before
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Rip the boy Gandhi yo 1869-1948
Join the discord if you Miss him...
discord.gg/9uFUmpW
I joined mmm
Gandhi was actually a terrible person. He made girls sleep naked in his bed with him to "show his devotion to celibacy"
Cam Head, his nieces to be specific.
420
In other words Gandhi was a pimp? Nice.
suggestion: Yoda gets arrested for selling karen on the black market
...and he runs from the feds in his Prius 2020, the first car to also run on Juul pods & vape at 58 miles per gallon.
TheCaptainSlappy hahahahaha
Yoda goes to jail for using fake id
*to the black Marquette
@@TheCaptainSlappy ketamine
This film truly expressed Yoda’s views on Religious appropriation of gendered race politics, I’ve never before heard a view so simple, yet so effective and hitting the main points so precisely and swiftly. Truly whoever’s making these videos has the intellect to replace NASA’s supercomputers in an instant.
Jo
Correct
Nice attempt at replacing the "To be fair" copypasta.
Ya Boi Exactly! I’ve been telling this to people for years! The sudtle nuances brought through the lenses of German idealism is expressed sublimely in its commentary on Christian high theology and metaphysic. Some may say that it has been retroactively refuted by Spinoza, but I believe that Yoda has seen past the simplistic lense of pure pantheism in his interpretation of God as a being and has further elicited the concept in a Kierkegaardian route with a highly academic founding in epistemological reasoning. I cannot see how either strict materialist or Athiests could ever defend their beliefs in light of this systematic critique of Human reason and a priori knowledge. (Unless of course one sees materialism within a wider idealistic lense, using the former as a practical base, but the later as a theoretical concept).
Anyways yes, I think Yoda’s repertoire stacks nicely against that of Whitehead and should be a must read for anyone trying to get into Analytical philosophy. Too bad society isn’t ready for him quite yet.
Huh?
"Yoda exposes his genitals to strangers in the parking lot at red lobster"
That sounds like a good watch
That is something I’d like to see
@Brady Prince ikr why isn't this a thing yet?!
ASMR of course.
@@froggy_chair hol up
“Hit kids not Juuls.”-Yoda
Expecting lol
Yes
And eat them too
So, yoda is a smoker, married at 12, and can drive, and he’s rich.
There’s no Point well yes he is
And dead
@@ok5177 ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
And he's addicted to ketamine
And he is an adult unlike 50 year old baby yoda
He should be driving a toy yoda
Ye
Shoot me
@@AJ69238 no, I'd go to jail for murder or attemptive murder
I need to execute order 66 now.
@@schleybailey lul
Video Idea: Yoda learnes about the tragedy of darth plagues the wise in hell and resurrects himself
By Palpatine too to make it better
@@max1muslegend772 no, from dr phil
Partylizard Nah by Gandhi, we need Gandhi no one is talking about my boy
Who else was expecting a Lego Starwars Yoda death sound when he died
Right here.
I can’t believe yoda juuls😔. How could he have descended this low
It’s not right
Well, he was already addicted to ketamine
Adobe Hitler but vaping is gay. Ketamine addiction is still better than vaping
That's why Yoda died
He didn't descend,
He ascended into godly hood
If Ghandhi makes an appearance in this Oscar-winning film, then this film must date back to the 1800s. I’m not quite sure how you dug it out from the sacred temples of the juul hitters.
This has a lot of new lore, Yoda has a niccotine addiction as well which is new and he is 12 years old, interesting
Edit: Guess what, you'll never guess but, I'm thanking you for all the likes. Yes, I know, never been done before
Such a deep cinematic universe. Much better than the MCU
D E E P L O R E
Sold his wife on the black market, can't forget that
@@Caliban743 do it
Sebastião Mendonça *dew it
Oh NOW I UNDERSTAND. Yoda sold his wife so that’s why Baby Yoda is being taken care of by the Mandalorian.
Perfectly Canon
Edit: 1K likes woohoo
Dennis Da Menace stfu yk what he meant. Unless u know its name its baby yoda/yaddle
It's lore
@Dennis Da Menace r/woooosh
I forgot to add a name r/ihavereddit
Hmm. Took the baby with her, Karen did.
Schools need to show this to kids. They need to learn a lesson from this masterpiece
I’m just picturing some random kid sitting in his room dying laughing at himself while recording this
No one:
TH-cam recommendations at 3 am:
Friend: What do you like to watch
Me: it's complicated
Me:
Boomers: I hate wife
Milenials: I hate my life
Gen z:
Hahahah
What’s the answer?
When the camera is zooming around yodas face, I swear I see illuminati
DrMailManPHD /Unchartedleaf i do too
"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway
Roses are red
onions make me cry
[ASMR] Yoda accidentally swallows his Juul and dies
1989: In 30 years we’ll have flying cars
2019:
This asmr really gets my tingles going
Not tryna hate but thats the interior of a 2002 honda civic, and everyone knows yoda drives a 2001 honda civic. My immersion is ruined.
Fuck you Dylan
Go fuck an exhaust car nerd
Kewldood Brownie no he has a point.
I always thought he drove one of Toyoda’s cars...
Kewldood Brownie well i actually own a 2002 honda civic, so i am not a car nerd, but a honda civic connoisseur
Thank you this is asmr helps my child fall asleep every day
Why is this the most accurate video ever?
“Mm Not so bad that was”
*Blows up*
Nobody:
TH-cam at 3AM:
This was very calm i fell asleep right after i watched this
My favorite flavor, slaughtered younglings it is.
I fell asleep so quick the part when yoda literally DIED was so tingly
Yoda: talking full sentences
Me: Impossible
This is a work of art... this belongs in museums
Should have had ghandi work for the IRS and call yoda needing his social security number
I died at the flavor name "slaughter jungle".
You know when your laughing at the title it’s gonna be good
Love when these kinds of videos shows up in my recomended
You and Kent mansley should do a collab
Yoda films anakin’s slaughter of the younglings and sells it online as a snuff film.
The 0 dislikes display what a masterpiece this is
This, does not qualify as a video. This is poetry in motion. Beautiful
What my mom thinks I’m watching:*educational*
what I’m actually watching:
Really relaxing thank you for the help
Suggestion: Yoda gets arrested for selling black market fruit flavored pods post vape ban
This is definitely one of the videos of all time
I’m watching this at two in the morning and I have a flight at like twelve
This really helped me fall asleep, thank you! 🙌🙏
Love this side of the internet, I do.
In no context, yoda choking on the Juul could sound like something else
Not the video we wanted
The video we needed
I can't explain it but these Yoda memes bring me so much enjoyment.
RIP Yoda
this is the strangest cinematic universe ever
The moral of the story:
Only goblins vape, your lungs will perish
Yoda: "not so bad that was-*blows up*"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
yODa SwAlLoWa jUUl and DiEs
Joy an laughter this has given me yes
Suggestion: Yoda is on trial for selling Mongolian children on the black market
Very emotional it changed my life completely.
WELCOME FOLKS TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF “WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDATION!!”
Yoda goes on the black market to buy kidneys to sell to his local childen's hospital, then burns it down. Just an idea.
How ironic I got a vape ad before this video wtf😂😂
This has the best title
This is the Yoda death that the nicotine companies tried to hide.
i guess yoda's fake id is realistic enough for him to buy a car and drive it
asmr yoda makes you feel like you’re yoda
That really is an amazing plot! Super well done
How to kill anakin/Vader:
Give him a sand flavored juul pod
This is what those anti vaping ads should be
Damn the homie Yoda really downgraded from Ketamine to a juul😂😂
yoda hired the bounty droid to avoid paying for child support
This is *QUALITY CONTENT*
He became one with the nicotine
for historians watching it from the future, this is a comedic video.
Hm, very entertaining this is. Hm, watch more Yoda videos I must. Hm!
Thanks I needed this to calm down and fall asleep
1:18 - 1:20
Always love these closeups, every time.
My favorite Asmr channel
suggestion: yoda steals baby yoda from mandalorian
And thats how baby Yoda was born
So Yoda is 12 but he can still drive and get married?
The ketamine factory video being in my recommendations has changed my life
This was in my recommended and I’m so god damn confused right now.
Suggestion:YODA gains the high ground against obi-wan and anakin
Can you do 'Yoda visits the zoo and kills the Penguins of Madagascar.'?
Renzo
Bump because I’d watch this monetized
*tears coming out of my eyes*, my life is complete
He just sounds like Kermit the frog with a really deep voice
I love that all these vids are under asmr
His eyes are yellow YODA IS A SITH
No wonder he died so early in Star Wars
Mmmmmm delicious it was, like nicotine it tasted
Mmmmmm vaping for you bad is
Stay out of the dark side you must
I found this so relaxing
another episode of why is this in my recommended: also he's 12 and had a wife apparently
This is the sequel series that we deserved
In my school there are 8th graders who vape.
I found this as a meme
Next video: Yoda is hired by the Clintons to kill Jeffery Epstein
Yoda falls down an elevator shaft from being on his phone
Who came from clumsy video
Thanks JakeMac for your efforts to bring some light and joy to our sad and boring life.