i've just logged into this account for the first time in years and this suddenly has over 1 million views, i have over 10k subscribers even though i haven't uploaded a video in 5 years, there are tons of parody videos about this, and there's a video explaining who Bruno Powroznik was. WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!
He doesn't even tell any reasons, or backstories, or anything. He knows you aren't here for that. He knows you just wanna hear what he SHOVED UP HIS ARSE
A kid in my year 9 science class had this set as his text tone as a joke to show his mates. Unfortunately I guess he forgot to change it back as right when the room was quiet all we heard was “OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE!” That went about how you would expect in a classroom filled with 32 thirteenth year olds. He got sent to isolation and I think it turned out that it was his mate texting him from across the room
Funny thing is this isnt even humor. The guy who made this stuff is a psychopath who got arrested for threatening to shoot up a town council meeting. Also, he hated the STRs.
this one person in my school put all of her computer photos and videos onto her school computer that has restricted mode on it, and so in the middle of taking notes or tests, all you hear in pure silence is just “OBJECTS THAT-“
i've just logged into this account for the first time in years and this suddenly has over 1 million views, i have over 10k subscribers even though i haven't uploaded a video in 5 years, there are tons of parody videos about this, and there's a video explaining who Bruno Powroznik was.
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!
It’s because I’m Jewish
Ok
Wilbur soot is the only one I saw with this thing
BANANA
chinese people
Sounds like a teacher reading a note two students were passing to each other
Idk whats funnier the video or the comment section
Xd
i genuinely cannot stop wheezing at this comment
I watched the video the first time and i did not laugh but saw this comment and died of laughing
OMG YES
The fact that some items are plural and some arent makes this even more hilarious
i wanna imagine pennies falling out of his ass because he forget to get some out yk
I was literally just thinking that
only one banana but multiple coins and pebbles.
Can't knock it till ya try it - that said, some objects were definitely only tried once.
you can tell which ones he didn't wanna do again by which ones are plural
when he said "umbrella handle" i imagined one of those u-shaped umbrella handles and started crying because i imagined it
a n g i e s omg same i was scared because that sounds painful 🙃
i mean it technicaly will go farther up but it may get stuck..................
i mean really stuck
SO DID I JESUS CHRIST DKDNSKSN
SAMEEEE
bana dick
It gets even better if you imagine he didn‘t remove any of these items before shoving in the next
I'm really trying not to lmao
Wait so is there somebody chopped off fingers in his arse?
@@Southsandwichisland59 *y e s*
This made me die laughing 💀💀
🙁...
The aggressive nature in which he says “stiff cocks” is truly an auditory gem
0:56
real
@@RealAnimatricsstiff cocks
YES!!
Hoxton
Things I’ve shoved up my arse.
Category: *Education*
i never noticed that
I’m learning
nice TH-cam
I would like to know why it’s weird to label it education I personally think that category fits🤨
(Also: 1000th like let’s go)
He’s educating us on everything that’s been in his ass.
Imagine being this guy's neighbor and all of a sudden you hear someone scream "S T I F F C O C K"
LOL
[insert knuckles oh no]
LMFAOO
So true
STIFF COX
thanks youtube for requesting this during pride month
me too
@@Oanathecat loll
that's a sign for you to be gay
He's saying this in such a threatening manner, as if when you piss him off, you'll be the latest addition to the list
what
@@pointless529 HE SAID THAT HE SAYS IT ALL IN A THREATENING MANNER, AS IF YOU PISS HIM OFF, YOU'LL BE THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE LIST!
Pointless DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT?
@@asianman3455 N O
The more important question is, will it be feet first or the head is going in first?
I love how he sounds both proud and disappointed in himself at the same time.
He sounds like he is still orgasming
Fuck you mean, there is only pride in this
He sounds so mad, tired, and disappointed at once
A small glass jar is nothing to be proud of
Tooth brush handle
Parents: **asleep**
This video at three in the morning:
*_O B J E C T S I ' V E S H O V E D U P M Y A R S E_*
@Berb Merley i had ut on full just and screamed
Rip
pretty sure its arse not ass
Arse
i keep this video on loop at all times of the day so nobody can sleep other than me to the relaxing sound of H O C K E Y S T I C K H A N D L E
someone brought a speaker on my bus and i connected to it and started playing this
Lmao I feel bad for that person
W
ur a hero
Imagine being a archeologist and finding a skeleton with 10 items in their pelvis
😂😂😂
@@NTSkully he has been chosen
Get 666 likes and you have to do this
"We have found remainings from a human from the 2000's. Wait what is that"
-Random Archeologist from the 3000's
Archaeologists actually found a body like ghat
I like how he gets straight to the point
He doesn't even tell any reasons, or backstories, or anything. He knows you aren't here for that. He knows you just wanna hear what he SHOVED UP HIS ARSE
The only thing straight about it
Hey-o
I wouldn't say POINT to him 😂😂😂
He gets get to the point
Gay*
This looks like it could’ve been made yesterday
Today's humor is great
Yes
A legend before his time
Or 4 days ago
It was.
The jar brought back serious trauma of looking up that video many years ago 💀
The guy was Ukrainian. He died recently
@@glintwane5309 Bro was never living that down. 😔
Same I am traumatized from it 💀🙏🏽
When he said "Stiff Cocks" my soul ascended from my body after dying from laughter
itachi? 😳
HAĀNDLE
Assended
Small Glass Jars
I have one in me right now
He lists them like the teacher does with words in a spelling test
This is true but hurts me
Oy vey
STIFF COXXSSS
Deranged Walrus Roo! BANANAH
SCREWDRIVAH HANDOL
10 year old me: (just tries to watch a pirated movie)
The ad beforehand:
RIP
Lmao
You wouldnt steal a car? You wouldn’t steal a purse
@@stevie1064 If given the opportunity, most people absolutely would download a car
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
STIFF CO-
0:39 what a horrible day for me to be Canadian
Oh god
Never seen a person say “Handle” so aggressively in my life
sums up how it feels to have them shoved up your arse...
*'ANDLE!*
*H A N D O L E*
HOCKY STICK ANDLE
BENANAH
This guy sounds like a teacher who found it written on a paper that some 6th garder left in their desk.
jimmy why won’t you present the objects that you’ve shoved up your arse to the classroom?
@@mudasbeats well i dont really have my dogs testicles anymore they got chopped off and thrown into the bin.
this just added an entirely new dimension to this video and I am happy
He sounds like my graphics tutor
*6th garder*
Let’s all agree that the audio quality makes it better.
He forgot to say his mic
Sounds like a russian on csgo
@@cianob3654 yes
The audio quality makes the video quality better*
@@markuskuhn9006 every time he says handle he says it louder
How lovely that the algorithm brought this back to me
He sounds so aggressive, especially when he said “BAHANANAH”
"Yeh, I shoved this up my arse, wanna fight meh?"
Fax lmao
***UUU MMM BBB RRR EEE LLL LLL AAA HHH AAA NNN DDD LLL EEE***
I like your Octo Expansion pfp lol
Ocean thanks 😫👌
2019: The Year of YT Recommendations That No One Deserved
How do you get 300 likes in 8 hours?
Marry me you lucky princess😘😘😘
But everyone needed
Had this in my recommendations. Dont regret clicking. Not one bit.
QUAALUDES
*SMALL GLASS JAR*
Looks like he shoved his mic up there too
Lol
this made me laugh harder than the video holy shit
Kkol
Lmfao
True
The fact that this was recommended to me in 2024 just makes it 10x better lol
I love how aggressive he is, like he’s scolding a small child or something
Just a bit of peppermint tea for me
Dirty dan? More like
_Dirty Harry-_
Just sounds fucking disappointed lol
Face ache
Did anyone here see reject false icons?
he says he shoved em up but he never says he took em out
Wait
Holy crap
Take my like you freak
Thats some T H I C C C ass boi
:I
The way he said " P E B B L E S" just had dying
"pebbows"
“Pehbowls”
Yeah it's British
@@glassowlie no shit sherlock
PEAHBOUWS
0:11 DDLC Yuri reference
Not this dialogue again 😭
WHAT ?
Oh god😭😭🙏
Noo
Mental
The way Bruno pronounces “banana” is...special
This inspired minions
Stiff COKKS
BUH NAAH NAH
BANAAANA
I like when he mentions S T I F F C O C K S
Sometimes I think this guy doesn't even need a book bag for school.
dude...
he can just use his heinie
I have a new suspect in the case to find Bruno Powroznik: th-cam.com/video/GCpQNzypQAU/w-d-xo.html
prison wallet
SCHOOLBAG
COMPASS
PROTRACTOR
CHALK
SANDWICH
I imagine hes listing them as he pulls them out
Why would you ever want to remove stiff cocks?
Shayne Hughes or that Screwdriver handle
and then holding it up to show the viewers
Me too! Each one he names, gives it a quick whiff, then puts it on the table
I’m wheezing
The fact some of these are plural and some aren’t really makes this better ngl.
Edit: thanks for the likes btw.
Not you copying a comment from a year ago 💀
@@unoreservednoticed that too
stiff cock"s"
Bruh
Weird
Copying a comment never got this many likes before, at least none I've seen
He reads it like a shopping list and its incredibly funny
Gotta make sure I have everything in my naughty box
@@rbxlesseven 0:56?
@@Grand-Theft-Autism Yes. 🗿
I'm your 1k like
he pronounces every letter with such furious passion
I noticed that after I read your comment 😂
Lol he dose
CCOOINNNSSS
FINGERSSS
S T I F F C O C K S
Y'know, theres a chance someone forgot to disconnect their phone to the speaker and accidentally play this at max volume
Almost did that but with no speaker and my phone was on 100 just about saved before the word ARSE was screamed
I'm someone
@@beepthemeep12 Hi Someone, I'm dad!
Ahem, hello. I believe you've summoned my dumbass. :)
My friend just did that 😂😂😂😂
i've always loved the emphasis he puts on the "p" in "PENS"
This meme is ages ahead of its time
probably 2069
Best thing is that this came out in 2008. This is a reupload because the original guy's channel was taken down.
Jon Raggett the guy is in prison right now unfortunately
Micah Boarts foreal? For what?
RACCOTIX he got arrested in like 2008. I doubt he’s still there. I looked into it.
I was laughing my arse off, then he said "SmAlL gLaSs JaRs!" and I got some serious ptsd
jeez i thought there would be more likes. we really are degenerates.
OMFG DONT EVEN MENTION THAT SHIT. EVER. FUCKING. AGAIN.
Good thing he didn't shit in it.
I remember the edit with the googly eyes over the dudes balls
Mr. Hands' revenge
Just got randomly recommended this, thank you
I love you
Same, it's always during May for some reason when it comes to my fyp
Me too 😭😭😭
i js got recommended this help me its november
And if you mess with him you’re gonna be the newest addition to the list
Marcus DeJesus
So, he’s gay?
@@tvtrashcastormemetard1604 have you heard of unbirthing
@@isuckatusernames4297 OwO
@@belisarius6949 NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
@@tvtrashcastormemetard1604 Have you not seen gay and proud?
I mainly love it as he sounds like my history teacher as he pronounces the S's and P's longer
Oh god
No he's just Australian
Maybe it's your history teacher
MS Paint so that’s why he hasn’t been in for the past year
@@marsfuentes5698 that's not an Australian accent lol... This guy is English AF
I love the fact that he starts listing off handles then moves on to other stuff and then comes right back to handles
he's just remembering them off the top of his head, he's probably put far many more up there
I hate your pfp
@@kensukefan47 lol okay?
@@kensukefan47 lol this bloke is trans as hell (poggers, based, etc.) and your personality is countryball
@@tubegirl1013 i rather say he's cringe and bluepilled. And what's a countryball?
Started playing in front of my CHRISTIAN GRANDMA. Thank goodness she's partially deaf.
The rest of the world: The British are so sophisticated
The British:
etzer we crackheads
yeah
Squadz girl yh we r
britain in 3 words fuck off twat!
etzer 420 likes nice
Now if I had control over my school's loudspeaker..
lol
Oh no
LMAO
you’re a good singrr
THEY LEAVE THE SPEAKER ROOM OPEN IN MY SCHOOL AHAAHAH IM SO DOING THIS WHEN I GO BACK
A kid in my year 9 science class had this set as his text tone as a joke to show his mates. Unfortunately I guess he forgot to change it back as right when the room was quiet all we heard was “OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE!” That went about how you would expect in a classroom filled with 32 thirteenth year olds. He got sent to isolation and I think it turned out that it was his mate texting him from across the room
IM CRYING
I dunno whether to feel bad or not but it’s hilarious Jesus
HAHAHAH yeah iso basically means you get sent to an office or something and you cant leave for lessons or lunchtime but you can get food n shit
Swear to god that happened in one of my classes as well
That’s funny. Poor guy though.
God I love coming back to this over the years. This guy is peak
Peak like his mic
Everybody better bow down when this bloke steps up in a hardware store.
He went missing :/
Why? So he can stick things up their asses?
Yeah bow down to stick more various objects up his arse
I think HE bows down when he visits a hardware store
automatic circumcisers
This guys humour was 6 years ahead of everyone else
11* actually. original vid got taken down and reposted
Funny thing is this isnt even humor. The guy who made this stuff is a psychopath who got arrested for threatening to shoot up a town council meeting. Also, he hated the STRs.
@@brianna751 i feel your pain
@@brianna751 nice
No this is just 2008 humour you probably where just too young to understand
He sounds like he could be on fake taxi
Girl: Hey
Taxi Driver: *B A N A N A*
Ayup
Shut up about my head
I do not look like a bloody tic tac
You look like johnny Sins
Watching this with headphones in whilst my 9 year old cousin is sobbing over loom bands🔥🔥🔥
😭
Are we just gonna ignore how ahead of its time this meme was
This actually was uploaded in 2008 but taken down and reuploaded
Are we just gonna ignore that modern day memes just copied the old ones
Nasir Djedi *are inspired by the old ones
were you even alive in 2009 LOL
@@sheddinator were you? Because I was.
When you're happy you enjoy the song, when you're sad you understand the lyrics.
*OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE*
small glass jar 😭😭😭🤬🤬😡😡😡👏👏👏🖤🖤🖤🙃🙃🙃😓😓😓😥😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😢😢😢😢🖤🖤🖤🖤🤬😭😢😓🙃🙃😨😰😥😥🖤👏👏👏😭🤬🤬😭😓😓😢😨😰😥😥✈️🏢🏢😭😭😨😢😰😥🖤🖤🙃🙃😓🙃🙃🙃😭🙃😢🖤😢🖤😨🖤🙃😰🙃😥🙃😥🖤😢🖤😭🖤😭🖤
😔
@@birdalotlwhy is 9/11 happening?
@@WizardEel69🏴☠️
There was a kid in band who could quote this from memory. Welcome to the tuba section.
yeah that sounds like the tubas
what the fuck
Haha just another day in band class
I sat next to a tuba kid once, they wild
@@evilmemelord or so I’ve heard
The fact that this is 11 years old makes this so much better
When humans go extinct, I want this to be the only thing aliens find from us
Simulate same
dont ruin the 420 likes
yeah lmao
666th like
*NICE*
WHO STOLE THE 700TH LIKE FROM ME
Pride month: begins
All Companies around:
underrated comment alert
Lmfao.
@Sasha Dumse no shit dumbass
LMAO
LOL
My friend sent this to me at 2am and I didn't realize my speakers were on max-
IAHSIJEJW
*_S T I F F C O C K S_*
glad to see you've gotten your life together after deviating, connor
@@boredpikachu5984 thank you
28 stab wounds
No joke, this is Literally every British person ever
God: _let's see the progress humans have made_
This video:
"God" has left
we are truly on the correct timeline
@Alexander Hamilton 😂😂😭😭😵😵💀💀⚰️⚰️👻👻
tool usage denotes high intelligence
“They have far advanced beyond my primitive level of power.”- God
Teacher: "Alright, you may start your class presentation."
Me:
The teacher: :56
LOL
At the end of the presentation you are either given your graduation papers or expelled.
@*AW YEH* that's a wholesome response!😁😷
@*AW YEH* good wholesome
This man did our type of humor like 6 years before us/before it was popular
actually this video was uploaded in 2008 by bruno himself, then taken down, and reuploaded by david e.
@SyphroJ okay boomer
"our type of humor" has always been humor you're probably just a normie.
@@l8rliz normie
@@Isaac-yn5qf normie
i was laughing at this 5 years ago and still laughing now
He never mentioned about him taking them out, so they might still be there
But what about STIFF COCKS, are they still in? Like is there 5 man constantly connected to his ass?
Oof
boys we going treasure hunting
UMBRELLA HANDLE
His ass can contain a lot
The fact that he's British makes this 100 times funnier
BENAAAANA
*S M A L L G L A S S J A R*
HOCKEY STICK HAANDOL
*WHAT YOU SAYING ABOUT BRITISH FOLK*
What part of England is that accent from
Handle: exists
Bruno: *I can milk you*
Take my like and get out of my life
@@remibraden4165 get out of the replies ur going to jail
Thank you... also I am like #666... fitting for my name I guess
@Robo FED .... You aren't wrong
*WARNING* :This is a certified hood classic
Imagine you’re in the middle of a major test and this goes off somewhere in the examination hall
I'd love for that to happen
Y E S
dont go giving any ideas
this one person in my school put all of her computer photos and videos onto her school computer that has restricted mode on it, and so in the middle of taking notes or tests, all you hear in pure silence is just
“OBJECTS THAT-“
Oooo thanks for that idea
The British national anthem is so majestic
yes, it is indeed
BAHHA
@@kylie9209 Это тоже он засовывал?
You’ve done it now man
🇬🇧 I feel so patriotic 🤣🤣
Okay but this is peak 2019 humor this dude was ahead of his time
KawaiiMaple he also got arrested I think
@@asdfghyhdfvc2197 wait really
@@asdfghyhdfvc2197 Really?
asdfgh yhdfvc Walt legit?
He was still making videos in 2013, according to the video when Margaret Thatcher died.
It gets even better if you imagine that he’s pulling them out of his secret inventory like an npc before dropping them and pulling out the next
"Small Glass Jar"
NONONONO NOT AGAIN NONONONO
OH GOD
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING EXACTLY THIS
Gets WW2 like flashbacks of jarsquatter
Run the Gauntle
@@smaeda6800 please don't do it
This man's identity is one of the internet's greatest mysteries. Let that sink in.
no i think i'll keep it outside
I see you are enjoying some fine, or may I say, exquisite memes here monsoon!
@@zachnado69 he probably shoved it up his arse
Let that slip in
This might help -> 1:07
banana but no cucumber ;(
Pew pew pew
"good and clean fun"
Its just too small
video games and good clean fun
Lol
I remember this video exists about once every three years and have the absolute time of my life watching it 😂
I love how he says it like it's an important event
It is
Sean Moran 💀💀
The fact that it has no music, forcing you to focus on what he’s saying, makes it so much funnier
American Girls: “OMG British boys are so posh and cute!”
British Boys:
*OBJECTS THAT*
*I HAVE SHOVED*
*UP MY ARSE*
Posh more like roadman more like fucking dumb 🤣
Matas Biscuit were Scottish not British
ikea bird #2 excuse me have you seen how he says arse also ikea bird may I have a order I bought the pewdiepie limited table you know I need
*F I N G E R S*
im glad this gem popped on my recommended feed again
Girls at show and tell: I found a nice flower.
Boys at show and tell:
All boys at show and tell collectively:
@@guestGoob STIFF COCKS
@@mr.esfusioncollect8494 this should be "Thing I've shoved up someones arse"
@@karlisulmanis3810 no u
FINGERS
The way he pronouces everything with such a hard accent is what’s funny
Good job you solved another mystery
He should have said “Stiff Cocks” with a very early British accent, and then go back to the mentally challenged accent.
Skrewdriva handow
Snotty Piglets nah bro sounds more funny in the semi cockney accent he speaks
Wow you can explain a joke :D
if this wasn’t on ur recommended then that means there’s only one other way u found this and i am horrified
My friend showed me this video without context
my friend sent it to me on discord
saw this video on twitter like 2 weeks ago
Actually my friend sent me this
I watched a video which contained this audio
1:03 “BANANA”
he nailed that "you clearly don't own an air fryer" tone of voice
cockney accent
he can certainly prove he owns one too because his voice is crunchy as fuck
@@bonelessmice6828 he probably put his microphone into said air fryer
Like it or not, this guys speaking straight facts.
got me in the first half
No he's spitting gay facts
Ba po pe bo boppity bop bop bop
@@bjm2437 oh yeah woo yeah
but its gay
Americans: British people are so charming
*British people:*
xSaneZ yeah ikr
literally no one says that??
Literally nobody says that, both the US and UK call each other economic shitholes
@@7eviiathan Duck dick
B a n a n a h
this is my comfort video
I can just imagine this guy in his room pulling these objects out of arse and saying what it is. like a review
Big Time Rush He can pull out his own fingers.
Bruh imagine being in the same class as this guy when we were doing online school
*tasty*
unboxing
U mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Teacher: So what did you bring to show and tell class Bruno?
Bruno:
Bruno: STICKY FINGAAAA
I think it's Bruno bucciarati because he just used STICKY FINGAHHHH to to stretch his ass so he can put so much things in his ass as he leikes
@@futureyis3516 I am concerned.
@@futureyis3516 what the fuck
@@futureyis3516 no it's hockey stick handle
Umbrella handle seems like the most vicious
i see your umbrella handle and i raise you small glass jar
leave me alone!! Darn it!
leave me alone!! And I raise you a cigar
Clickbait Steve and i shove it up my ass
You ever been hooked by a fishing rod?
"Small glass jar" hits different nowadays
me: okay this is slightly more normal than I was expecti-
*U M B R E L L A H A N D O O*
DavidTheWavid Animation I like that that was what set you off and not P E B O W L S
69 likes nice
How do you even fit it up there it's got a fucking curve?
*S T I F F C O C K S .*
*C O I N S*
Imagine being invited to his place and being too scared to touch anything in the house
The only clean place is the toilet.
@@wack-a-dude6702 Are you sure? ;)
GS1Popey On Wii, considering how often he must use the toilet brush...
Mr.Yanis _
*s t i f f c o c k s*
@@thatoneguy9582 *C I G A R*
2012: "Wow this is really surreal and creepy, I wonder if the man behind this video has a mental disorder"
2019: *wheezing*
nnnope it was the same then as it is now
Catnip
2012: *wheezing*
2019: *wheezing*
@@lorddog7249 lmfao
This video was uploaded on 2013
There is really no surrealness
Thank you Bruno from 10 years ago, you have truly enlightened me with this experience.