I was playing sim the other week, and someone on the enemy team was flying the strikemaster and getting kills EXCLUSIVELY with rockets. I was impressed
And not JUST that. It's the UN-FUCKING-GUIDED MISSILES, TOO That is the bruh moment of the bruh moments. So many layers to it, it's both impressive and comedic. I guess that pilot really is a Strikemaster *pdum-tss*
@@cellelysium9741 my biggest nuclear Bruh moment, was nuclear B-29 killed by enemy nuclear B-29 in the middle of battlefield before both wanted to drop nuke ... One forget to use defensive weapons ...
I mean that thing does kinda exist to help pilots know how close they are to ground so that warning should have been the first clue a ridge was likely incoming. Still very unfortunate to come out a cloud bank and find mountain there ready for some face time. lol
These videos are so damn comforting because they make you realise that sometimes it really isn't you being bad at the game, it's just the game being bad at you.
i told people HE and HESH in this game work like some kinda of orc magic, some time it hits random stuff far off aim while sometime it missed the closest thing to your crosshair
Malzi.. for the first time, i had to pause the video and facepalm literally at the beginning.. 0:00 "altitude" "pull up".... *continues to dive down for some inconceivable reason* Dude.. no tech can help you then.
Funny how every HE shell that hits the front sprocket is deadlier than a 183mm HESH right to the turret . HE is just OP , just hit the god damn tank anywhere and it will insta kill everyone .
Got banned for client manipulation "botting", asked for proof, since i never done anything like that. Hoping for an answer other than our decision is done ...
These clips are making me unreasonably angry, i can only imagine the frustration of it actually happening to you. Most realistic battle sim my ass lmao
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F16: Altitude
Pull up
Malzi: no, I don’t think I will
Mountain: "really should have stayed in bed this morning bud"
That strikemaster killing nuke with unguided Rockets is the most disguisting thing ive seen xd
It was beautiful
And its was me sadly
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I was playing sim the other week, and someone on the enemy team was flying the strikemaster and getting kills EXCLUSIVELY with rockets. I was impressed
@@_Zekken Rocket kills in planes are impressive. At least in Heli's you can come in at much higher angles to hit the roof armor easier.
If I lost my nuke to a Strikemaster, I’d instantly uninstall the game right then and there.
And not JUST that. It's the UN-FUCKING-GUIDED MISSILES, TOO That is the bruh moment of the bruh moments. So many layers to it, it's both impressive and comedic. I guess that pilot really is a Strikemaster *pdum-tss*
@@cellelysium9741 my biggest nuclear Bruh moment, was nuclear B-29 killed by enemy nuclear B-29 in the middle of battlefield before both wanted to drop nuke ... One forget to use defensive weapons ...
It was me XD, but no problem, I have already dropped 180 of them
""altitude , pull up"
altimeter dropping down :
I mean that thing does kinda exist to help pilots know how close they are to ground so that warning should have been the first clue a ridge was likely incoming. Still very unfortunate to come out a cloud bank and find mountain there ready for some face time. lol
2:30 that moment we can all relate to when you at the mall with your homies and a Porsche Tiger II obliterates you from the Cinnabon kitchen.
Porsche didn't have anything to do with the king tiger, both turrets were designed by krupp, the P stands for pre production
@@looke3392 ok
Bruuuuh the volumetric system giving you the biz every shot.
HESH also fucking sucks. A direct hit by 183mm HESH would turn most tanks into scrap metal and the crew into soup.
@@michaelbeale559Tell that to 380mm rocket that only broke one track in direct hit
1:04 - Наконец-то этот Bullпапников добрался до Malzi
РПУ ПРИДЕТ
он и несколько видео назад вставил его
непон
Touch grass
bro heared "ALTITUDE" and pulled down
Altitude*
That first one was on you dawg, flying blind through clouds while the altitude warning was going off.
3:26 honestly i do this way too many times when i panic a little lmao
Day 168 of asking Malzi to finally touch some grass
Nope, he doesn't go touch the grass
@schxrik75 Oil up
Удачи тебе
Keep it up
Wasn't funny when you started, isn't funny now. Attention seeking child.
These videos are so damn comforting because they make you realise that sometimes it really isn't you being bad at the game, it's just the game being bad at you.
2:03 Probably the most clutch play I’ve ever seen in a WT game
People who smoke spawn right at the start to blind their own teammates should be subjected to pepperspray waterboarding >:(
first clip is peak map design
3 views in 1 minute? Bro fell off.
Thats my comment 😢
Open with some CFIT. What happens when a VFR flyer goes into IMC. 😂😂
Some wonderful BRUUUUH.
Brah. Betty was even saying "altitute" and "pull up" and you still just stay on the same course. What did you think was gonna happen
3:25 Is the most relatable thing i've ever seen.. Thanks for the laughs Malzi
Day 6 of asking Malzi to make a war thunder video with only minecraft sounds
Day 27 of asking malzi to play italian low tier ground
Day 169 of asking Malzi to play the Char 2C Bis at top BR
2:07 dude has MG but decided to use rocket to stop the nuke like a champ
The strikemaster has 7.62s which can barely tickle a B-29
Day 35 of asking Malzi to play the Elc Bis
Day 6 of asking mazi to play the German 9.3
Через 55 минут пришло оповещение о новом видео. Ну хоть не 3 часа, как в прошлый раз
What s*it on your profile picture?
i told people HE and HESH in this game work like some kinda of orc magic, some time it hits random stuff far off aim while sometime it missed the closest thing to your crosshair
To be fair the first clip, they did ask you to pull up
nice video good shot 😊😊😊😊
3:34 el narrador se ha cerrado inesperadamente 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
3:24 - Is a bug or feature?
Day 24 asking why Malzi delete my comments that sposte be joke not serius ,:ı
Day 148 asking Malzi to ban schxrik75 >:3
Malzi.. for the first time, i had to pause the video and facepalm literally at the beginning.. 0:00 "altitude" "pull up".... *continues to dive down for some inconceivable reason*
Dude.. no tech can help you then.
4:16 Damn!
3:20 Relatable 💀
Day 152 to ask MALZI TO PLAY AIR SIMULATOR BATTLES
Day 240 asking malzi to play with no sound in ground simulator battles
I mean
Betty told you to pull up!
El narrador se ha cerrado inesperadamente hahahahahahhaha
How stupid do you have to be to dive through thick clouds using only barometric altimeter?
0:01 gaijined xd
Day 52 of asking Malzi to play War Thunder Mobile
malzi in top tier be like
Day 169 asking małże to play 2C in top tier
Day 4 of help smily face to asking Malzi to finally touch some grass
Day 173 of asking Malzi to play ArieteAMV or Ariete
Day 204 of asking malzi to play USSR Top tier
malzi malzi malzi malzi, sweden top tier or germany top tier?
Bruh, the lady tried telling ya to "pull up" because of "terrain."
Day 215 of asking Malzi to play the Me 262 A-1a/U4.
Overgee an F16 at 8g, what are they even smoking?
Funny how every HE shell that hits the front sprocket is deadlier than a 183mm HESH right to the turret . HE is just OP , just hit the god damn tank anywhere and it will insta kill everyone .
Day 1 celebrating how far Malzi has come.
day prob 8 of askins malzi to play the chalenger 2 tes
Theres always that one MF that uses smoke on the choke point road on the start of the match 0:30
I hope y’all have a blessed Easter!
Looks like HESH doesn't work at all once again...
Day 31 asking Malzi to play the T-26-4
Bro I’d of offed myself halfway through this
skibidi toilet
Day 68 of asking Malzi to play Obj 268
2:54 why tf this is non penetration if it gone through the cannon breach💀
Strikemaster did the right thing
Day 3 of asking Malzi to play M109 in 8.3
malzi pls use that unintelligible churchill meme
please give me a pack of sounds that malzi uses pleeeeeease
1:25 - relatable. Yesterday my BMP-1 guided rocket went clean under the enemy tank.
and then a cat started laughing at your goofy ahh
1:26 can someone please tell me that sound effect
Hesh it either works or it doesn’t no in between.
nah that last shot was fucking dirty
0:08 lmao CFIT
Guys, i think Malzi is losing it.
never been this early to a malzi vid
when the weather denies you☠☠
1:26 xddddd XDDDD XDXDXD
Trust the announcer lady
always trust your GPWS
more Malzi content lezzgoooo
Pls su100
russian bias is as always
3:20
meme sound name?
2:05
he is a hero
Another BRUH compilation
And to everybody... *Happy Easter*
Bush (skill) issue
Got banned for client manipulation "botting", asked for proof, since i never done anything like that. Hoping for an answer other than our decision is done ...
These clips are making me unreasonably angry, i can only imagine the frustration of it actually happening to you. Most realistic battle sim my ass lmao
Mfs be spamming smoke on their own team-mates but never when actually needed
Bkancelled
jo da bin ich zu sehen ich hab die alle vollgeraucht xD
Day 4 of asking Malzi to show us computer setup.
That's why i always play with AP
I play with HE only if its a 152 mm gun
btw thats which part of the video are we talking about
BRUUUUUH
Slt pour moi tous les jours comme ça et c est pas cool
First
dives straight down, gets told to pull up & altitude, surprised when he crashes into the ground
day 91 of asking comrade Malzi to play the SU100Y
2:05 just imagine B29 pov
That first clip literally happened to me when I was about to do a revenge on a heli that killed me.
bro did you have a fcking heart attack or something tf happened in that tis-ma clip
epic video