Dude Chelsea is such a skilled gigamom/caretaker. Hears pedophile yelling, wants to shut it down, then asks how hungry they all are. All of them then drop what they're thinking for a significant number of seconds, to respond with "yeah I'm kinda hungry." Absolute legend.
Mom energy was taking the baby out of will's neck The rest is definitely nurse/caretaker/maid energy and i hope she gets paid really well for all the work she does taking care of them.
Baldur's Gate 3 is the way it is because it's independently owned. I read that Tencent has a 30% stake in the company but it is majority owned by the CEO, Swen Vincke. There's a whole interesting story behind it but the TLDR version is they had to release a game in a bad state because of a publisher in the past, so after that they went independent and started funding games via Kickstarter and early access, almost going bankrupt in the process.
@@bok.. it was actually at my aunt's house, and after that shock I learned my lesson lol and then another time at my aunt's house I saw a paper cutter (like the pizza blade ones) and I touched the blade because I was messing around with it, and sliced my finger open too!
Finally someone says it. Every game now is pretty much the same. "Open world" filled with fetch quests around the main quests, basic combat and stealth mechanics
I mean a. Its what sells and b. You're not looking hard enough if that's all you think there is. Maybe a majority of AAA games are like that but there are a lot of great games that aren't like that
Wildstar was an MMO with better-designed quests than just fetch quests. But was forced to eventually shut down after playerbase dropped off + publisher shenanigans. Was fun while it lasted....
Meh, on the other hand many popular games can be reduced to a few mechanics shared by many games. That said, there's indeed a lot of open world RPGs which are very similar with little inventiveness.
They threw in a fun story mechanic into saw- his traps do convert people to his side and he has disciples, so anytime you ask "how could he have done/afforded that as a destitute have dead old man?!?" you answer it with one of his disciples did/paid for it
1 Vacuum Once you take the contents out of an object the potential of that object rises and simply converts to kinetic energy. Reasoning states that vacuums want to collapse upon itself but this observation can only be explained by gravity. Matter must be the only thing that can attract or repel matter. Furthermore, any surmountable equivalently rational of matter can attract that matter. Presumably walls of a vacuum must be attracting each other. ______________________________________________________________________ 2 Matter in a Vacuum Matter surrounded by a vacuum, that matter's potential energy will rise. Reasoning states that if we have nothing around us we'd move through space easier potentially. ______________________________________________________________________ 3 The Complexity of Matter The combination of matter causes the matter to lower its potential energy. Reasoning states matter in a material-environment; the matter slows down thus dropping its potential energy. ______________________________________________________________________ Newton just simply didn't understand that space was a vacuum. Believe or not I didn't do this for nothing. Once you compare matter to the vacuum of space it gives you, perpetual potential energy. Perpetuity of potential energy creates a circuit for matter, and that natural event is called gravity. When the perpetuity of potential energy is met with the vacuum of space the only theories these laws of potential energy and Newtonian laws can describe how vacuums affect as; is a conversion from perpetual potential energy to perpetual kinetic energy giving us an orbital circuit. The perpetual sum of potential energy equals to the perpetual sum of kinetic energy. A really good example of how gravity works is how tungsten doesn't just explode in Edison's light bulb. Tungsten begins to suppress itself when exposed to the vacuum through gravitational force increasing the amount needed to change its state of matter. Knowing this we could presume that when exposed to a vacuum that its complete spectrum of potential energy is directly increased. Accreditations to essential vacuums. To leave one quote to summarize what gravity is; I would like to say this. Gravity can not act upon other gravity it must be circuited from point a to b. Although gravity can act on matter, as it is a circuit, like copper to electricity. If I were to explain the determinants of an outcome with a fifty fifty percent chance. Then I would start to explain that the first piece of information; determines the outcomes by randomly choosing the first time and choosing it one hundred percent of the time there after. Sense we know what we know about potential energy we can assume that when dealing with matter it can only affect other forms of matter, as long as force is providing through acceleration two objects will affect each other. This gravity alone could imprint and store energy from the accelerant. This alone could provide a blockade enough to explain the problems within quantum mechanics. Let's assume that gravity can store energy in vacuums like between molecules in which the space provided by definition is inert. What that means exactly is that the vacuum itself can not and will not move. Whereas vacuums themselves are massless thus volumeless, densless, and shapeless. Conjugating this reason as indisputable facts you can take it to say electricity can be held in superposition due to the lack of matter. This statement alone could explain superpositional frames of energy in quantum physics. Electricity exerts an opposite force on its circuit. Which is why it gets rid of electrons while also suspending the electrons. Though the circuit will store the imprint of that matter, like wax for a record player - down to copper for a voice. Audio particles can be shown by this same trait. The third law is very special to me. This came to be for the oddest and most backwards way it could come to fortuition. In highschool we were studying catalysts when I realized that when something like mentos is introduced to cola that the liquid state of matter is very futile. The only way the reaction is possible is that the potential energy changes state is by lowering the potential energy of the liquids that directly touch to some extent the catalyst. Anything beyond that natural reaction of matter wanting to become inert newtonian laws take over. Basically the high reaction of changing states of matter is because of the high kinetics that's interacting with the liquid which had that basic law of complex matter acting upon it. The important part of this is that when you suck a out a baggy what's that bond keeping the sides together. More so to say what's the natural state of gravity at a kinetic state bonding the matter together to point that it won't separate without breaking the vacuum itself. It's like real physicists are trying to tell you guys; that the only crushing force is force itself. Oh by the way force is a trait of matter. The only trait I can think that non matter does is that it changes potential energy in some way.
You guys are definitely clouted enough to play with a celebrity DM. 5e is only hard to learn if you don't have anyone to teach you, otherwise it's literally the easiest system to learn. The safety third boys all being spellcasters coming up with ridiculous spell combinations would be super entertaining (my favorite is summoning a gorilla demon, then on your next turn you end concentration on the control of the gorilla demon and lock your enemies in an indestructible magic box with the enraged gorilla demon, so they can't run away and the demon can't change it's aggro onto you the spells are conjure barlgura and wall of force).
I mean they're not that far removed from Spencer Crittenden(?) who dmed for Harmontown/Harmonquest and has his own podcast. He basically had to handhold a bunch of chaotic comedians in dnd. They could even make fun of Roiland together as he was the og in that area.
Dude I'd lose my shit if you guys managed to borrow Brennan Lee Mulligan to host a short DnD game. Doesnt have to be full fledged DnD either, can do one of those simplified games but he would fit your collective manic energy well
Hilariously, they likely used a "hair" to animate dr manhattan's shlong, if not a fake prosthetic. An infinitely thin curve that would control the bones in his flaccid bone. So likely 3 bones, controlled by a hair, to drive the animation. Its a common technique for animating clumps of hair, tails, tendrils of any kind really, where the bones slide along the "hair" For real time graphics, they would just rotate those bones with a delay, instead of using a hair. It'll give ya that jiggle jag!
youre so right about open world RPGs pretty much all being the same. After you beat one, any other you play after is fun for about 10-20 hours but then you know whats going on and get pretty bored (assassins creed, hogwarts, horizon zero dawn, etc.).
The DM doesn't track your status effects. That's really up to the player to make sure they are playing by the rules, if the DM catches you not tracking your statuses then he can call you out and even penalize you more. The DM cannot track everything and cannot know how every spell works. Great DM's know how most of all spells/abilities work but it's usually on the player to know how their character works.
i can only imagine the shock and horror that would've been on bernard's face, as you guys relayed all these tales with each other 😹🤣😹 y'all should get emu back on some time! alan, nigel, bernard, kevin and, our favourite flirtatious cublet: osman! **that** would make for one helluva _don't miss_ podcast, should the stars ever align themselves for such an in-person gathering! seeing as, nigel's been turning greener and greener, over these last couple of years, it should be perfect!
That moment that Kevin looks at the mic and contemplates eating it. Y'all should play Amored Core 6 instead, you'll never run out of interesting builds to mess with or memes to build.
they had john wilsion on waitwait don't tell me (comedy gameshow on NPR) and he talked about that exactly, IIRC most weird places are planned but not paid for and he has like 5 people going around new york shooting b roll
I am a scientist searching for indisputable universal laws of the universe and i have discovered three. What do I do with that knowledge? How do I get them out?
Dude Chelsea is such a skilled gigamom/caretaker. Hears pedophile yelling, wants to shut it down, then asks how hungry they all are. All of them then drop what they're thinking for a significant number of seconds, to respond with "yeah I'm kinda hungry." Absolute legend.
Mom energy was taking the baby out of will's neck
The rest is definitely nurse/caretaker/maid energy and i hope she gets paid really well for all the work she does taking care of them.
Wow Nigel looks so young this episode! He must have changed his skincare routine.
Mark Rober looks different this episode
I know he looks young, but I didn't realize he was this youthful!
@@SamuraiGuy😅
when you make a lot of money, your skincare regimen get’s absolutely wild
Usted too many rejuvenating cream
So mark, you have a lot of money
I appreciated the "Whoopi Goldberg machine" joke. Well done Allen.
This may be the most random one yet, but are we just gonna gloss over Alan saying Whoopi Goldberg machine instead Rube Goldberg machine
*Goldberg
It was funny
I heared it and had to look up if someone commented about it 😂
lmao i love it when William is taking a call and everyone else is causally talking about dicks
Describing Baldur's Gate as a complicated state machine is weirdly hilarious
Every time Alan is on the podcast the conversation always devolves into dong and balls
Baldur's Gate 3 is the way it is because it's independently owned. I read that Tencent has a 30% stake in the company but it is majority owned by the CEO, Swen Vincke. There's a whole interesting story behind it but the TLDR version is they had to release a game in a bad state because of a publisher in the past, so after that they went independent and started funding games via Kickstarter and early access, almost going bankrupt in the process.
Man, if I had a dollar for every time the mold-o-rama video, or the oyster video came up I could afford a screen quality prosthetic dingus.
Aw, this is so cute! I hope your baby doesn't put keys into electrical outlets like I did as a child lmao
Did your parents ever think of socket protectors lol
I actually found an electrical plug with bare wires in my dad's closet, and had the great idea of touching the bare wires, I was 2 🤣
@@bok.. it was actually at my aunt's house, and after that shock I learned my lesson lol
and then another time at my aunt's house I saw a paper cutter (like the pizza blade ones) and I touched the blade because I was messing around with it, and sliced my finger open too!
its a rite of passage for all babies
35:04 Alan knows what's up.
Ray Bradbury "The martian chronicals" has characters that use bee guns for hunting. So that ideas been around since the 50s at least.
I love how they just started talking about penises for 11 minutes.
Uhhh...Baldurs Gate shows _everything_ if you enable it in the settings.
2:11 oh my gosh that was adorable
This is kinda hilarious that these guys definitely are nerds, but weren't RPG nerds...
Finally someone says it. Every game now is pretty much the same. "Open world" filled with fetch quests around the main quests, basic combat and stealth mechanics
I mean a. Its what sells and b. You're not looking hard enough if that's all you think there is. Maybe a majority of AAA games are like that but there are a lot of great games that aren't like that
You have NOT played Pizza Tower
Wildstar was an MMO with better-designed quests than just fetch quests. But was forced to eventually shut down after playerbase dropped off + publisher shenanigans. Was fun while it lasted....
Yeah. There are many good reasons I only play indie games nowadays
Meh, on the other hand many popular games can be reduced to a few mechanics shared by many games.
That said, there's indeed a lot of open world RPGs which are very similar with little inventiveness.
Another perfect safety third episode
1:05:50 that is consistent with the animators I know who worked on Rick and Morty - he was barely even around for the past couple years
24:15 "That was the most eye contact I've ever made with a person in my entire life."
31:20 ...Not-so-subtle diss shoehorned into Allen's story
They threw in a fun story mechanic into saw- his traps do convert people to his side and he has disciples, so anytime you ask "how could he have done/afforded that as a destitute have dead old man?!?" you answer it with one of his disciples did/paid for it
Malcom in the Middle had an episode with a bee gun in a battlebot like 20 years ago.
What???!!? Two episodes a week apart? Something must me wrong
Muscles comes from the word mus which means mouse. Each mouse could form a muscle for the mouse person.
TIL none of these guys have heard of tucking 😂
1 Vacuum
Once you take the contents out of an object the potential of that object rises and simply converts to kinetic energy.
Reasoning states that vacuums want to collapse upon itself but this observation can only be explained by gravity. Matter must be the only thing that can attract or repel matter. Furthermore, any surmountable equivalently rational of matter can attract that matter. Presumably walls of a vacuum must be attracting each other.
______________________________________________________________________
2 Matter in a Vacuum
Matter surrounded by a vacuum, that matter's potential energy will rise.
Reasoning states that if we have nothing around us we'd move through space easier potentially.
______________________________________________________________________
3 The Complexity of Matter
The combination of matter causes the matter to lower its potential energy.
Reasoning states matter in a material-environment; the matter slows down thus dropping its potential energy.
______________________________________________________________________
Newton just simply didn't understand that space was a vacuum. Believe or not I didn't do this for nothing.
Once you compare matter to the vacuum of space it gives you, perpetual potential energy. Perpetuity of potential energy creates a circuit for matter, and that natural event is called gravity. When the perpetuity of potential energy is met with the vacuum of space the only theories these laws of potential energy and Newtonian laws can describe how vacuums affect as; is a conversion from perpetual potential energy to perpetual kinetic energy giving us an orbital circuit.
The perpetual sum of potential energy equals to the perpetual sum of kinetic energy.
A really good example of how gravity works is how tungsten doesn't just explode in Edison's light bulb. Tungsten begins to suppress itself when exposed to the vacuum through gravitational force increasing the amount needed to change its state of matter. Knowing this we could presume that when exposed to a vacuum that its complete spectrum of potential energy is directly increased.
Accreditations to essential vacuums.
To leave one quote to summarize what gravity is; I would like to say this.
Gravity can not act upon other gravity it must be circuited from point a to b. Although gravity can act on matter, as it is a circuit, like copper to electricity.
If I were to explain the determinants of an outcome with a fifty fifty percent chance. Then I would start to explain that the first piece of information; determines the outcomes by randomly choosing the first time and choosing it one hundred percent of the time there after. Sense we know what we know about potential energy we can assume that when dealing with matter it can only affect other forms of matter, as long as force is providing through acceleration two objects will affect each other. This gravity alone could imprint and store energy from the accelerant. This alone could provide a blockade enough to explain the problems within quantum mechanics.
Let's assume that gravity can store energy in vacuums like between molecules in which the space provided by definition is inert. What that means exactly is that the vacuum itself can not and will not move. Whereas vacuums themselves are massless thus volumeless, densless, and shapeless.
Conjugating this reason as indisputable facts you can take it to say electricity can be held in superposition due to the lack of matter. This statement alone could explain superpositional frames of energy in quantum physics. Electricity exerts an opposite force on its circuit. Which is why it gets rid of electrons while also suspending the electrons. Though the circuit will store the imprint of that matter, like wax for a record player - down to copper for a voice. Audio particles can be shown by this same trait.
The third law is very special to me. This came to be for the oddest and most backwards way it could come to fortuition. In highschool we were studying catalysts when I realized that when something like mentos is introduced to cola that the liquid state of matter is very futile. The only way the reaction is possible is that the potential energy changes state is by lowering the potential energy of the liquids that directly touch to some extent the catalyst. Anything beyond that natural reaction of matter wanting to become inert newtonian laws take over. Basically the high reaction of changing states of matter is because of the high kinetics that's interacting with the liquid which had that basic law of complex matter acting upon it.
The important part of this is that when you suck a out a baggy what's that bond keeping the sides together. More so to say what's the natural state of gravity at a kinetic state bonding the matter together to point that it won't separate without breaking the vacuum itself.
It's like real physicists are trying to tell you guys; that the only crushing force is force itself. Oh by the way force is a trait of matter.
The only trait I can think that non matter does is that it changes potential energy in some way.
I love that there's just 3 guys in a room flabbergasted by the concept of tucking
It is pretty weird if you try to think about it.
1:30 shout out to King Gizzard
One time I fell down the stairs and gained 2xp so I threw myself down the steps of a temple and levelled up
Allen talking about John Wilson is the best thing since Nigel being on safety third
By the way its all just John Wilson taping
The wine episode Allen is referencing is absolutely crazy. He didn't even mention the cult acapella stuff.
Definition of Demonetization: See Safety Third 82.
So awesome.
Terraria also has a bee gun, it's somewhat well known in the game's community
Thank you Editors
You guys should play a D6 system or Kids on Bicycles. They are way faster to get into.
"Bee Gun" isn't a crazy novel idea, it's been in the game Terraria for years
Ace Venturas sex scene where all the animals are watching is funny. The one parrot spazzing out 😂
Fav episode yet 😂 title probs didnt help algorithms though haha
I’m 100% on a list now. Thanks :)
As a dm im all for the getting payed aspect 😂
38:22 i think that was a Family Guy bit. it's on youtube, it's called 'The Guys teaching Quagmire about self control - Family Guy'
You have to be careful of survivorship bias with the PDF file detector. Maybe only the short ones get caught.
Omg thank godddd the podcasts are back
Watching how to with john wilson, man thats just the best thing i have evere seen, you should invite john wilson
It's funny Allan imply he is virgin
Yeah, considering he fucks me everytime I watch his videos
I'd believe it
Having them play dnd with slimecicle as DM would be amazing
i normally listen to this at work.. this was not possible this time
Wonder what my family thinks as I have this playing in the office, as I work..
You guys are definitely clouted enough to play with a celebrity DM. 5e is only hard to learn if you don't have anyone to teach you, otherwise it's literally the easiest system to learn. The safety third boys all being spellcasters coming up with ridiculous spell combinations would be super entertaining (my favorite is summoning a gorilla demon, then on your next turn you end concentration on the control of the gorilla demon and lock your enemies in an indestructible magic box with the enraged gorilla demon, so they can't run away and the demon can't change it's aggro onto you the spells are conjure barlgura and wall of force).
I mean they're not that far removed from Spencer Crittenden(?) who dmed for Harmontown/Harmonquest and has his own podcast. He basically had to handhold a bunch of chaotic comedians in dnd. They could even make fun of Roiland together as he was the og in that area.
I watch this and H3 podcasts exclusively. Love the show
You guys are such dad gamers
Dude I'd lose my shit if you guys managed to borrow Brennan Lee Mulligan to host a short DnD game. Doesnt have to be full fledged DnD either, can do one of those simplified games but he would fit your collective manic energy well
Today's baldurs gate patch fixed exactly what they did with the romance in coop
Hilariously, they likely used a "hair" to animate dr manhattan's shlong, if not a fake prosthetic.
An infinitely thin curve that would control the bones in his flaccid bone.
So likely 3 bones, controlled by a hair, to drive the animation.
Its a common technique for animating clumps of hair, tails, tendrils of any kind really, where the bones slide along the "hair"
For real time graphics, they would just rotate those bones with a delay, instead of using a hair.
It'll give ya that jiggle jag!
But is the smash booth gonna be back for OpenSauce 2024?
Havent watched, just saw the title... but I guess that means Israel is on a speedrun to max level
you can use a bone in ham as a substitute for a human limb in ballistics testing. maybe for later testing too
When I heard Euphoria was coming out I assumed they were making a live-action of the anime… I’m glad I was wrong.
rofl I thought of that too, I found a homie. And I can't help laughing at 39:21, because that's basically that anime.
You know I really don't think safety third should have conventional numbering for the episodes its just not himbo enough
38:10 You guys are going to love "Love" from Gaspare Noe
45:07 inb4 saw is actually an autobiography of Kevin's evil twin just in the future
snowden is definitely improved by its sex scene. The camera watching them while they get busy was a pivotal plot point in my opinion.
I think a sex minigame is the funniest thing ever and I have no idea why
Best episode ever
youre so right about open world RPGs pretty much all being the same. After you beat one, any other you play after is fun for about 10-20 hours but then you know whats going on and get pretty bored (assassins creed, hogwarts, horizon zero dawn, etc.).
Do not give that baby anything that could start a fire
The DM doesn't track your status effects. That's really up to the player to make sure they are playing by the rules, if the DM catches you not tracking your statuses then he can call you out and even penalize you more. The DM cannot track everything and cannot know how every spell works. Great DM's know how most of all spells/abilities work but it's usually on the player to know how their character works.
Yall really missed the opportunity to call it "Tears of the Kinkdom" after "Breast of the Wild"
Rule of cool, is probably the dnd rule you're talking about, btw.
its so cute when the engi nerds discover d&d.
why am I not at all surprised that Will and Kevin are playing murder hobos?
Alan , I want you to make a Whoopi Goldberg machine video
They’ve done studies: no, people don’t generally want sex scenes in movies
how did you guys talk about sex scenes and penises for 1 hour and 12 minutes???
YES PLAY DND ALL OF YOU!!!!
I will happily DM for you if you cant find anyone
i can only imagine the shock and horror that would've been on bernard's face, as you guys relayed all these tales with each other
😹🤣😹
y'all should get emu back on some time!
alan, nigel, bernard, kevin and, our favourite flirtatious cublet: osman!
**that** would make for one helluva _don't miss_ podcast, should the stars ever align themselves for such an in-person gathering!
seeing as, nigel's been turning greener and greener, over these last couple of years, it should be perfect!
The switch for ports isn't great, but thats not what its primaraly for. Would be nice if they held off until the port would actualy perform properly
Poor Torrigirl77
That moment that Kevin looks at the mic and contemplates eating it. Y'all should play Amored Core 6 instead, you'll never run out of interesting builds to mess with or memes to build.
unbelievable episode, William did not talk about his youtube struggles!
Putting "Giving money to JK Rowling" in the 'how evil we are' section is fitting
How can cameraman john be an extra in a show if he doesn't even have a face
We tried running through the front door and got blown up. What else could we have done?!
Is this BG3 or Fallujah Simulator xD
They need to get an intimacy coordinator to answer their questions, I swear
they had john wilsion on waitwait don't tell me (comedy gameshow on NPR) and he talked about that exactly, IIRC most weird places are planned but not paid for and he has like 5 people going around new york shooting b roll
The relief when I realized the title referred to Baldur's gate and not Isreal - Palestine 😅
This episode feels relevant
Whoopi Goldberg machine 🤣
I saw Something About Mary in theater with my mom.... I should have known that was a bad idea.
D&D: You should make friends with Brennan Lee Mulligan, he'll set you up. Otherwise, give me a call, I'm DM for you with presets.
I'm 13 and I almost had to watch this with my dad
I am a scientist searching for indisputable universal laws of the universe and i have discovered three. What do I do with that knowledge? How do I get them out?
When will Kyle Hill be on the podcast?
Have you ever seen Cameraman John and Big Money Salvia in the same room?
Oh my God Will was thinking of the *other* Euphoria
title is algorithm safe
I would love to see you all play a game of DND maybe with dougdoug or slimecicle
Love you Allan
special guest!
I preferred the tax conversations