Funny INTJ 16 Personalities Sketch Highlights (INTJ Only)

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  • The INTJ parts of the 16 Personalities Comedy Sketches part 1.
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  • @FrankJames
    @FrankJames  4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

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    • @lunatree9139
      @lunatree9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've been waiting since you posted INFP

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scary accurate. 1. The coffee shop actually is run by the cabal. 2. I wrote English papers for weed in the early 90s, as many of us have.

    • @alphaalpaca7779
      @alphaalpaca7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i feel so attacked by these sketches! oh wait... im not an infp! so i feel honored.

    • @sandybeach8596
      @sandybeach8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@openrealm Really...will you write a paper for me ;)

    • @jigishakumar6130
      @jigishakumar6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls do entp next

  • @oddlyanzie3110
    @oddlyanzie3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14815

    Any fellow INTJ females here?

  • @magnumomg1427
    @magnumomg1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9651

    Me an INTJ: I hate doing the dishes in this house.
    Also me: I also hate being the only person who does them right

    • @arandomgeek4876
      @arandomgeek4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      This is so relatable. Who ever gets me as there partner in school is always so lucky because I do all the work because they can’t do it right.

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes! 😂😂😂

    • @luci7331
      @luci7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SAME

    • @musitect
      @musitect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yuppp

    • @bemydruides
      @bemydruides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Me too,I’ve gotten complements from how well I do the dishes.I hate it

  • @epau6651
    @epau6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    As an INTJ: When someone uses emotion to solve a problem or argues with emotions with no logical base to their stance or just says something irrational is immediately labeled an idiot.

    • @zee166
      @zee166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      im an infp and i hv an intj friend 💀

    • @Kimmy-Shortvids
      @Kimmy-Shortvids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True 😂

    • @LavenderSkyla
      @LavenderSkyla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm an infp and have an intj husband. It's like a court room everytime my feelings and his logic clashes. I think he's labeled me as insane but loves me anyway so it's been working for ten years. We both like our alone time, and we've been able to have meaningful and uninterrupted alone time sitting next to each other. It's wonderful honestly. 😊

    • @janisjoplin2843
      @janisjoplin2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Preach, INTJ sister.

    • @vanessarosales2099
      @vanessarosales2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL, right! I’m like my good opinion once lost is lost forever.

  • @yourflamingdeath2315
    @yourflamingdeath2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    As an INTJ I believe in two things planning and vengeance.

    • @sushigooo8061
      @sushigooo8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Why not combined to save time

    • @mollybascom3023
      @mollybascom3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean...presents?

    • @rania2081
      @rania2081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's scary T

    • @nayelipages-matrajt9483
      @nayelipages-matrajt9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Failing to plan is planning to fail.
      Vengeance is fun.

    • @cdnmetelhead4013
      @cdnmetelhead4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So true. A guy pissed me off in high school. I formulated a plan that took 20 years to execute. The best part was when the plan was complete the guy had no idea that it was me that had #$^%#$ him over. Vengeance is truly a dish best served cold.

  • @altitudeiseverything3163
    @altitudeiseverything3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9561

    “I wish I had a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; it’s just my face.” - Best INTJ quote *ever* ! 😂

    • @analucialagos5390
      @analucialagos5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SkiingIsMyHappyPlace Bliss so true

    • @alemon9727
      @alemon9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I guess im a broken INTJ, my face isn't enough to keep away some crazy people

    • @calmyin7073
      @calmyin7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well I can relate

    • @daizzdy
      @daizzdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Someone I used to work with asked me why I always have a mean look on my face. They said, "You're not a mean person but you always look so mean." I said, "I'm hoping it will dissuade social interaction." She stood there with a blank stare and then walked away.

    • @altitudeiseverything3163
      @altitudeiseverything3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      daizzdy - LOL, I love that! Occasionally, people tell me that I come across as “scary” - I’m a 5’0”, 95 lb. woman - I just smile and tell them that I’ve spent a lifetime cultivating that persona. In reality, it *does* come naturally. 😈😉😎

  • @birb9254
    @birb9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7407

    My favorite line as an INTJ is: "your opinion is wrong"

    • @slayre1408
      @slayre1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lmao

    • @melanie7071
      @melanie7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Mine is, “Actually,...{insert correction of what someone just said}.”

    • @lunastariaspiritdiva8662
      @lunastariaspiritdiva8662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      As an INFJ, my response is,: "Giggles, I couldn't care less what you think really, because I'm going off of my emotions, and my opinion is still mine regardless of what you say."
      "However, I do agree that you have a point, and my perception angle (feelings) will never align the same with your logic, so let us agree to disagree." :=p.

    • @anothernerdontheinternet
      @anothernerdontheinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Mine is "STOP!!!!, DON'T DO THAT!!!!" I also love "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME AS I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE WRONG WITH PROVEN FACTS!!!!!!"

    • @betheprotag
      @betheprotag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I like it because of the recognized absurdity, like “I know you’re allowed to think that but I find it deluded because x, y, z are being ignored,”

  • @nochukyte
    @nochukyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    INTJ's is the living embodiment of "Work smarter, not harder." quote.

    • @Von_DBL
      @Von_DBL ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s why my outlook is full of scripts and macros that make the computer work for me so I can be lazy on purpose.

    • @rappfamyta
      @rappfamyta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i literally always say that in class

    • @saraghenheoo1189
      @saraghenheoo1189 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I literelly say that to myself every situation

    • @user-sv4kv5gw6e
      @user-sv4kv5gw6e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I am an INTJ and that has been my life motto since middle school

    • @MagelRangel-xx1hf
      @MagelRangel-xx1hf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @desfleurs820
    @desfleurs820 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    As an INTJ girl, I can say we’re NEVER short on the sarcasm! 😌

    • @TheIT221
      @TheIT221 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nothing like being the rarest female personality type lol (not personally female, just interesting to state)

    • @alexr6114
      @alexr6114 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And we do it so well without effort. Why should we waste a natural talent?

    • @lythd
      @lythd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ive never used sarcasm in my life

  • @namegone8035
    @namegone8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4819

    I wont lie I'm here to help feed my narcissistic tendencies

    • @buchelaruzit
      @buchelaruzit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Mood

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Just another small step towards world domination. No big deal...

    • @GabrielBlack221
      @GabrielBlack221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Really helps that he's compiled them into one video, much more efficient

    • @EH_888
      @EH_888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The guy with a name Oh same here

  • @carnivorouspiano2394
    @carnivorouspiano2394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5041

    I’m an INTJ and my favorite INTJ sketch is the “getting arrested” one. “Officer, I assure you, I would NEVER commit a crime this sloppy. I can help you catch the real culprit though. As long as the advisory fee is high enough.” Literally me.

    • @vengoheim7810
      @vengoheim7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Yeah if I were gonna get arrested, I would at least make the crime carefully planned out and...
      E f f i c i e n t

    • @philippebekkers3225
      @philippebekkers3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I definitely wouldn’t get caught. I also loved that one. I would react in the same way I think.

    • @philippebekkers3225
      @philippebekkers3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mae many many times. I have a feeling I would get away with most crimes, but the good thing is, I’m not a psycho haha. Just INTJ things

    • @TaigaNatsuki
      @TaigaNatsuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mine was the outdoor barbecue. “The only thing that would make this better would be it it were inside....and I were alone...”

    • @KZ-sv8kk
      @KZ-sv8kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I were getting arrested I’d be like....OMG the real criminal is SO DUMB WTF lemme show you how to REALLY commit a crime

  • @ssnightwatcher
    @ssnightwatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    As an INTJ, these are the things I think but don't say out loud!

  • @Tihgjk
    @Tihgjk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    INTJs are damn attractive when they're simply being themselves, no one can convince me otherwise

    • @redpandapowa
      @redpandapowa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You're right. -An INTJ

    • @mena3184
      @mena3184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      we are

    • @Tihgjk
      @Tihgjk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redpandapowa XD

    • @Kh088
      @Kh088 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ........ go on.

    • @Zyzz_Enjoyer
      @Zyzz_Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ahh yes, stroke my already massive ego lmao

  • @majdolingal
    @majdolingal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4176

    "I'm actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here... No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." YES. That's the lovely life of an INTJ.

    • @jenniferfrances8793
      @jenniferfrances8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Me every time I go for a walk at the park lol 😂

    • @killing_potion6663
      @killing_potion6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True xD

    • @hourglassss890
      @hourglassss890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me at quarantine, When my friend appears on my front door

    • @fcbotieno
      @fcbotieno 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      INTJ concurs.

    • @trucuriousity
      @trucuriousity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why are other people so annoying though? Seriously.

  • @canadiancitizen2732
    @canadiancitizen2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    INTJ - "I will run things smoothly and efficiently so I only have to work four hours a week"
    Can't tell if I'm being called lazy or smart?

    • @nijntje3601
      @nijntje3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Canadian Citizen #273 as an INTJ, I would say smart.

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Planned efficiency isn't lazy. That being said it does promote laziness as you now have more free time.

    • @drwizarrd4421
      @drwizarrd4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      both

    • @gramcrackag6342
      @gramcrackag6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Smart, which gives more room to be lazy. Not necessarily lazy.

    • @skylinebayesian3662
      @skylinebayesian3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is way too true

  • @michi5078
    @michi5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    As an ENFP I LOVE INTJs and their dry humor!!
    They can get crap done and keep us air heads in the right direction😂

    • @Von_DBL
      @Von_DBL ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Stop putting your dishes everywhere 😅

    • @LDT7Y
      @LDT7Y 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My ENFP sister is the best. I'd be a workaholic machine 24/7 with zero social skills if I hadn't had her as a role model growing up! Would likely be dead now due to forgetting to eat/sleep/anything else. Keep on with your crazy chaotic overly emotional shizz! We need it. ; D

    • @Fdhndkd
      @Fdhndkd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LDT7Ysame, but I have an enfp mom.

    • @sabatheus
      @sabatheus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And we INTJs love you ENFPs. You guys are the best. Socially, you show us how we wish we could be.

    • @Cocoluv560
      @Cocoluv560 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have an ENFP dad lol

  • @blink2665
    @blink2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Q - Where do you see your self in five years?
    A - CEO of the company that will buy your company and increase profits a 100-fold.
    Yep that sound like me

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3371

    My only problem with the “intj in high school” scene is that I think it would harder to write a paper that gets a C than it would be to write one that gets an A.

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      That's why you charge $20 and give the work to a C student for $10. You don't need to do any real work AND you don't need to write substandard drivel.

    • @zai8774
      @zai8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I also considered doing this but i always tend to do things the best i can so doing something "mediocre" just for the sake of the money doesnt look that appealing to me lol

    • @exitless
      @exitless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol this is so true

    • @brownin329
      @brownin329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You don't want to give it all away. Make them pay you for it.

    • @brownin329
      @brownin329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jellyfishi_ we can compute stupid. We see it all around us.

  • @psahylie
    @psahylie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    I think INTJ's favorite phrase is 'I refuse.'
    Love these!

    • @catorce9027
      @catorce9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Or my personal variation...I CANNOT!

    • @multifandomwantstochill
      @multifandomwantstochill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes tbh 😂

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rohan Kishibe

    • @seeker_of_lightning1997
      @seeker_of_lightning1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 DAGA KOTOWARU

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like to keep things as casual and low-key as possible with "No thanks". Diffuses drama before it starts and trivializes the request.

  • @chiaraafu4540
    @chiaraafu4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I am an INTJ (a female) people tell me I'm cold and insensitive in most situations. I can definitely agree with this video.

    • @mindyourbusinessxoxo
      @mindyourbusinessxoxo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm an INTJ woman too. At this point I'm thoroughly convinced that it is a ploy to get us to let our guard down so they can manipulate us.
      Men never get harassed with those traits

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mindyourbusinessxoxoIsn't that maddening!? Last job I had I was on the phone in an open office and called someone an asshole under my breath AFTER I hung up with them. I got huuuuuge flak from the otherwise 100% male staff - "that's uncalled for," "you're getting out of hand," "somebody took their bitch pills," etc. Which would be fair in an office setting IF you overlook the fact that a man we worked with had, not 2 minutes prior, been heard screaming into his phone that he was going to "fvcking k!ll you, you motherfvcker," and then outlining the ways in which he would. Guess what everyone had to say to him for his behavior? Yep, if you guessed there were crickets chirping in the deafening silence, you're correct!

    • @mindyourbusinessxoxo
      @mindyourbusinessxoxo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@burnyizland grrr!!! Girl I completely can relate! It's so irritating and strange. I find myself getting a lot bolder and snappier as I age bc I hate being disrespected and thinking about what I could have said but didn't.
      I'm very caustic with my words when I can be. So I welcome any idiot that wants to try and "correct" me. 😂
      I've been called the villain my whole life. What's one more?

    • @ithallowendel
      @ithallowendel หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@mindyourbusinessxoxo sou homem e já fui chamado assim diversas vezes principalmente por mulheres

    • @ithallowendel
      @ithallowendel หลายเดือนก่อน

      Vendo os relatos de colegas INTJ isso é algo mais frequente em grupos sociais do gênero oposto, provavelmente por conta da personalidade mais reservada do INTJ, ficando assim mais suscetível a ataques por ser visto em "desvantagem de número" pelos outros

  • @StephJ0seph
    @StephJ0seph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "You cannot pair a white wine with a red meat"
    Customer: "But I-"
    "No sir, I will not allow it."
    That made me lose my shit 😂

    • @adamd9166
      @adamd9166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd be like "hey, you're the one drinking it, so long as the tip is good" lol

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an INTJ, and a chef, I have literally done that (culinary school, had to run a shift as sommelier.)

    • @cheesefondont1579
      @cheesefondont1579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, it was the most accurate one for me, and gave me a really good laugh! I have almost had an aneurism discussing food with some of my friends from Northern England.

  • @devinbrines
    @devinbrines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    When you care so you put it on 1.5x speed instead of 2x

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      lol

    • @aliyaha8375
      @aliyaha8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      i despise the accuracy of this 💀💀💀

    • @rynar1586
      @rynar1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      dude that is pretty accurate

    • @hawk6143
      @hawk6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I set 1.5x normally and set normal for this 😂

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol I do this too. Unless it’s a music thing, then I play it on normal.

  • @aliyaha8375
    @aliyaha8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    as an intj, i straight up can’t stand how accurate this is.

    • @virtualkingdom886
      @virtualkingdom886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As an INTJ I can’t stand how exaggerated this is. And if it’s this accurate for you then everyday must be a gong show

    • @nickgior3849
      @nickgior3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I actually disagree with the airport one. I never forget anything when I go in a journey. I am very careful with those things

    • @virtualkingdom886
      @virtualkingdom886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nick Gior well even I was taught at home growing up that it’s better to be safe than sorry. So naturally I’m a cautious individual. I have a couple friends that are INTJ as well and they’re generally the same in that regard

    • @nickgior3849
      @nickgior3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@virtualkingdom886 I know and I agree with you. I tend to disagree with the fact that intjs have been stereotyped by some people as completely careless with the external environment. I also can't accept that intjs forget material things easily , for instance a suitcase for a flight.

    • @clemkadiddlehopper7705
      @clemkadiddlehopper7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@virtualkingdom886 agreed. Aliyah just had on off testing day.

  • @talkingtochapri
    @talkingtochapri 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    As an INTJ woman, that interview thing is soo real and I'm embarrassed 😅

  • @georgecook5120
    @georgecook5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The wedding skit was spot-on. I'm always trying to maximize value, especially if I'm at something I don't want to be at.

    • @tinageekbeta
      @tinageekbeta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And this is why I just got married in the courthouse. $50 and only 15 minutes.😅

    • @adelinamarice5887
      @adelinamarice5887 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We don't come enjoy life. We come to make profit lol

  • @ChavsberryGaming
    @ChavsberryGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Gotta say INTJ's face often is indeed a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign

    • @hahahahahahahahaa6580
      @hahahahahahahahaa6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was once told by another girl that it took a week for her to talk to me because "I looked really scary and unapproachable".

    • @craig7591
      @craig7591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hahahahahahahahaa6580 gosh same thing happened with me

    • @javierlandry7246
      @javierlandry7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. One told me I had some force that made her feel nervous around me.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hahahahahahahahaa6580 Damn

    • @lexi2948
      @lexi2948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😭 thank my rbf

  • @kolbabacryptid8469
    @kolbabacryptid8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    You make me smirk at my phone. -INTJ.

    • @berrypatch5583
      @berrypatch5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Infj as well

    • @PG-ny4en
      @PG-ny4en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just read that in a robotic voice.
      Oh wait that's mine.
      Cool.
      (INTJ as well)

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @cccjfudhrhshbsahha
      @cccjfudhrhshbsahha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me as well

    • @Ephyne
      @Ephyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop mocking me.

  • @Gypsy_cheese
    @Gypsy_cheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I'v been watching a lot of videos about INTJ personality, no one mentions the sense of humour that we have even if we show it to a few people!!

    • @abcdefghijk8925
      @abcdefghijk8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark & dry with a splash of wit! There's intj meme compilations on TH-cam you might want to check out.

    • @abcdefghijk8925
      @abcdefghijk8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And yes, only the people I really like get to see my funny side.

    • @Gypsy_cheese
      @Gypsy_cheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will check them out. thank you
      Yes only people I "allow" to see my dark comedy side, it's part of privacy 😎

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle ปีที่แล้ว +5

      INTJs are pretty secretive about it. I have several INTJ friends and I LOVE their sense of humor (partially because it's the same type of weird as my INFJ humor😅). It just takes them a while to feel comfortable showing it. Sadly, since many have trouble earning INTJs' trust, many don't even realize they have a sense of humor, much less one so amusing. 😢

    • @emotionaleaters241
      @emotionaleaters241 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine is like sarcastic humour.

  • @camo_3341
    @camo_3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    As ENFP im saying INTJ's are the cutest persons i've ever seen in my entire life 👀

    • @V.Hansen.
      @V.Hansen. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      *blushes *looks down "Nu uh" *smiles a little

    • @moonchild6793
      @moonchild6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thanks lol

    • @exurosanctus
      @exurosanctus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      As an INTJ, ENFPs are the most fun people ever.

    • @craig7591
      @craig7591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *blushing*

    • @misaki9048
      @misaki9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did she /he said cute !

  • @suzume373
    @suzume373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    They just, thirsty to analyze the entire world

    • @V.Hansen.
      @V.Hansen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thats it. You hit the nail on the head.

    • @EzonianGirl
      @EzonianGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      INTJ here - Can confirm this.
      We also like making lists.

    • @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
      @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, yes.

    • @masteroogway6339
      @masteroogway6339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We’re fucking sluts for that let’s be real here

    • @zoeleclezio03051997
      @zoeleclezio03051997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

  • @senjumikan124
    @senjumikan124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    *"CEO of a company that will buy your company and increase profits a hundred fold."*
    I CACKLED THIS IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING I'D SAY WTH 😂😂😂

    • @cpav9062
      @cpav9062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, this and the waiter part are way too accurate 😱

    • @DionelaJanHaroldM
      @DionelaJanHaroldM ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same as an intj i love to imagining the mountain ranges with a ton of subdivisions owned by me 😂

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i prefer the mitch hedberg response of "celebrating the 5-year anniversary of you asking me this question."

    • @alexr6114
      @alexr6114 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would never say this, but I might think something similar. I have no interest in owning a company, but I love besting others.

  • @krista584
    @krista584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    All of this kind of screams "I'm not crazy or autistic! My mom had me tested..." - INTJ female here 🙋‍♀️

    • @kumaridissanayake9258
      @kumaridissanayake9258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheldon 😃

    • @kumaridissanayake9258
      @kumaridissanayake9258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I thought he was an istj tho

    • @ga5957
      @ga5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, my daughter is an INTJ and I thought she might be displaying early signs of autism when she was around 2 years, but then the pediatrician told me it was her personality... she was right. My daughter is 12 now

    • @Von_DBL
      @Von_DBL ปีที่แล้ว

      And even got tested many times

    • @kenyaortiz3804
      @kenyaortiz3804 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ga5957 thats crazy!!! Cuz my mom thought the same!!! Even I wondered if I was too…

  • @soap5648
    @soap5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As someone who lives by the motto “Work smart not hard” the president one hit hard

    • @danika9411
      @danika9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel giggly 😂 What is it with us Enfps and Intjs?

    • @WhiteLily777
      @WhiteLily777 ปีที่แล้ว

      ))

  • @desireez5740
    @desireez5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    The Illuminati comment is still one of my favorite moments in these. That expression and head tilt . Lol!!!

    • @The_Noblesse
      @The_Noblesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol.... is it an intj thing?

    • @desireez5740
      @desireez5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@The_Noblesse maybe so , but I know the type. Makes me laugh more than likely because FJs portrayal. I've seen other types into conspiracy theories too.

    • @FalconElaris
      @FalconElaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@The_Noblesse Yes, it is.

    • @Maria-gg5yv
      @Maria-gg5yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They do love a conspiracy theory... Ummm it doesn't have to be that deep all the time

    • @ianthompson31
      @ianthompson31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think all conspiracy theories are crap, out of all his jokes this one I actually didn’t get or feel like it was accurate.

  • @vgcc9723
    @vgcc9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Life would be so boring without us. Much love to all my fellow INTJs.

    • @null5573
      @null5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah... Begone Te

    • @null5573
      @null5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @- ambrose ok

    • @leech1355
      @leech1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @- ambrose At least we’re not an ISTJ

    • @whitneyd6827
      @whitneyd6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @- ambrose I wish I could say you're wrong but I went on a second date with an INTJ today and I was honestly dumbfounded lol. If I wasn't an NF type I probably would've walked out.
      He went through his revisions on a presentation, gave me 2 chemistry lectures, gave me a demonstration of an alcohol burner, practically interrogated me about my field of study only to reflect his questions back on himself, and went through every single photo from a two week backpacking excursion with commentary and a story about a possible UFO encounter.
      The way these videos are so accurate like I just...

    • @Randomvideos250
      @Randomvideos250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitneyd6827 Holy fuck I was stuck between ENTJ and INTJ now i know im an ENTJ lmaooo

  • @elenak6934
    @elenak6934 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear on every job interview I try really hard to resist the urge to say I’ll be the CEO of your company.

    • @Von_DBL
      @Von_DBL ปีที่แล้ว

      We still understand the convenances. 😇

  • @soldyD
    @soldyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me as INTJ: my psychiatrist told me I should improve my empathy
    Family and friends: really?? Don't say!!

  • @HumansOfVR
    @HumansOfVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    *_Where are all the INTJs at?_*
    Edit: the comment section always feels so relatable

  • @kristijannemec6791
    @kristijannemec6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    As an INTJ I can so relate to DO NOT DISTURB face and I did tons of projects and final thesis in high school for money.

    • @invalescence
      @invalescence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did I.

    • @leguminous7564
      @leguminous7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I (ENTP) made about 3k in total from doing assignments for people, and my ENTJ sister made even more. Think it’s an analyst thing?

    • @laineemaupin
      @laineemaupin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did some for school currency in middle school and nicotine in highschool

    • @zjaivoncole7269
      @zjaivoncole7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I almost got kicked out of college for that.

    • @sunnyd9321
      @sunnyd9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wrote porn for money

  • @sehersu.sarikaya
    @sehersu.sarikaya ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I wish I had a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; it’s just my face."
    This sentence is literally ME.
    -an INTJ.

  • @brit1945
    @brit1945 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    INTJ female here ! The board games , soooo accurate! I Love us! ❤

  • @MINIPRO27
    @MINIPRO27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Nobody:
    INTJs: *accurate*
    -intj

    • @yalda2897
      @yalda2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nobody:
      INTJs: As an Intj...

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If nobody said nothing, then everyone said something. -intj

    • @echt114
      @echt114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      INTJs hate meme format comments.
      And most trendy cutesy shit.

    • @vengoheim7810
      @vengoheim7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      echt114 yep, especially no one memes and plot twist meme formats, for they are the bane of my entire existence.
      I do like dark, ironic or abstract memes though

    • @Mikigami
      @Mikigami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're not INTJ

  • @blueyesfaerie
    @blueyesfaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." Actually me, every time I go hiking and see people.

    • @saltypotatochip4707
      @saltypotatochip4707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same but because I have social anxiety and just looking at people makes me stressed

    • @antoinettenovella1630
      @antoinettenovella1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I chuckled at this heartily - #Metoo ;)

  • @yunami599
    @yunami599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You guys are the best! And one of the very few types talking to actually isn't frustrating and boring. - ENTJ

    • @AtibaShaikh8
      @AtibaShaikh8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love ENTJs as well especially because I am also fairly extroverted so my development curve is always towards saying whats actually on my mind, just like an entj :)

  • @mapylopez4825
    @mapylopez4825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I Refuse" I felt at my very core lol

  • @CypressKing
    @CypressKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This is hilarious. Whenever my classmates ask me to write their essays, I always respond with: “How much are you willing to pay.” or “It’s gonna cost you.” Idk why they act so surprised whenever I put a price on my time.

    • @myewzek2913
      @myewzek2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lmao how could they expect you to write a frickin essay for free wtf, capitalism ftw cmon

    • @Joseh-le4yl
      @Joseh-le4yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @gea6345
      @gea6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO ME TOO😭

    • @ajl2232
      @ajl2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I used to do some for free. I was an idiot

  • @starman2334
    @starman2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Writing this comment after deleting it 4 times, INFJ here.

    • @sassafrascal7102
      @sassafrascal7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      TH-cam lets you edit your comments so you don't have to delete them! It's a nice feature for the INFJ.

    • @timoplumper2662
      @timoplumper2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you already knew that you would delete the comment 4 times before you even wrote it?

    • @Lucianaa
      @Lucianaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But the (edited) thingy looks so bothersome :'c

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Our close relative

    • @sandybeach8596
      @sandybeach8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I edit and then delete later half the time :)

  • @illapaSP
    @illapaSP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    INTJ at the shop, I would have said : "Yeah, it's cool, the decoration is harmonious, they have a good selection of drinks and they tastes pretty nice, though they tend to have a little too much sugar. But it's too crowded. Can I go out now ? Please let me out. LET ME OUUUUT !!!"

    • @adamd9166
      @adamd9166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Well its coffee. They got that part right" lol

  • @MoigiTheCat
    @MoigiTheCat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    INTJ actually slap you with an attitude; cynical, confidence and outrageous.

  • @yvonned2781
    @yvonned2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    So basically-INTJ is just a seriously pissed off INTP 😂

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Sorta, we don't like making mistakes and we don't like taking risks more so than any other type. So, from our perspective everyone else is crazy and stupid.

    • @rryase
      @rryase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      So INTP is my good side? 🤔

    • @Ukitsu2
      @Ukitsu2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      We INTJs rarely get angry. And when we do, most of the time we don't realize it.

    • @swarooparanipulmamidi9945
      @swarooparanipulmamidi9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Ukitsu2 OK, I have to disagree
      I get angry way to easily
      Then again I'm still a teenager.

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm an INTJ loving my life mostly. Sometimes I do get pissed, but everyone does I guess.

  • @avneesh6299
    @avneesh6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I agree to having thought these sentences, I just don’t say them out loud. There’s always this one person who wouldn’t understand what I’m trying to say and then there’ll come the dilemma of wether to reduce the entropy in his mind or save my precious energy.

    • @rryase
      @rryase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At home I save energy. At work I have to make hard decisions.

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m scared of the backlash because in the past my “friends” betrayed me and ganged up on me for being blunt
      basically, because they were losing control over me and i started speaking my mind
      i just want to survive social situations and be blunt with people i can afford to, like my parents

    • @marialeon6765
      @marialeon6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I learned this lesson the bad way. I just shut up and swallow my frustrationion

    • @oscaro.350
      @oscaro.350 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea same

    • @adamd9166
      @adamd9166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. As blunt as we are, mature INTJs learn to play the game lol.

  • @rupee3764
    @rupee3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Another relateble INTJ personality. We never want to lose on an arguement or in a debate.

    • @fvm8906
      @fvm8906 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It depends on how mature an INTJ person is and how evolved. If the other person lays out the bare facts and his or her logic is flawless to an INTJ, many INTJs would not only graciously accept "defeat", they would respect that person who beat them in an argument/debate and most of all, learn something new to increase their quest for knowledge. 🙂

  • @sheralync5854
    @sheralync5854 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol "do not disturb sign is my face" is hilarious. As an INTJ female, when my "do not disturb face" is turned on, I get a good eye work out rolling them when someone says "you'd be really pretty if you smile" I also love the "you must be in task mode" comment from my husband when I'm totally absorbed in a task, he interrupts, and I look up with a complete Mr. Spock emotionless face which seems to intimidate him and causes him to quietly back out of the room.
    So, I will be married for 35 years this year...what kind of guy can put up with an INTJ female for so long? My INFP husband, who I still don't totally get or understand LOL

  • @a.b9893
    @a.b9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    As a male offensive, I find this to be INTJ.

    • @simonkulcsar8156
      @simonkulcsar8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment has so few likes, because only other INTJs understand how genious it is!

    • @stackk.113
      @stackk.113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Truly INTJ joke.

    • @samreenmulla3926
      @samreenmulla3926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👌

    • @bluesherbet2741
      @bluesherbet2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JAJAJJAAAJJJJA

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This joke should be on Rick & Morty

  • @Quawnks
    @Quawnks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “I’m actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here. ...No wait, it’s gone, your face just ruined it.” 🤣

  • @Malpercio97
    @Malpercio97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was watching this, then I looked in the mirror. Frank really nails the INTJ expression man lol

  • @user-gl3rv2rt5d
    @user-gl3rv2rt5d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first scene at the wedding just exposed me so much….

  • @randomgaygirl
    @randomgaygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "I just ignored this for 6 weeks and I came in to see what the doctor can do"
    Whoops, I'm a medicine student and I feel offended, and... Can say this is accurate.

    • @alynnehira1794
      @alynnehira1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't really understand that part

    • @nanaandig
      @nanaandig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alynnehira1794 it's like ignoring something that's going on in your body but only going to a doctor when it's become worse

    • @monero_bully2412
      @monero_bully2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alynnehira1794 The allopathic education that doctors undergo is controlled by the Illuminati.

    • @winterdragon560
      @winterdragon560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I am a nurse and I do that alot I ignore it then when it get worse I go to the doctor

    • @Helelena95
      @Helelena95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said "doctor" because the vast majority are not real doctors only "medical doctors" which is not the same.

  • @missryecakes
    @missryecakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Me watching as an INFJ:
    "Ohh yeah I can relate to some of these"
    "How can you be so blunt and non-empathetic!" 😯

    • @belliejelli1642
      @belliejelli1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      missryecakes I just tell it as it is

    • @missryecakes
      @missryecakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@belliejelli1642 I am like this too but only to people I know well (unless I believe someone is totally in the wrong and then I'll be blunt and share my honest opinion).

    • @belliejelli1642
      @belliejelli1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      missryecakes well yeah duh, I’m not just pointlessly rude. Honesty isn’t an excuse to be an asshole. I’m just assertive with calculation.

    • @earlonaweary9155
      @earlonaweary9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@belliejelli1642 "Assertive with calculation." A very INTJ thing to say 😄.

    • @dafaazka102
      @dafaazka102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Intj have similar functions with us, that's why you can relate

  • @stayland099
    @stayland099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm an INTJ, i don't know why people think that I'm arrogant and rude, if I keep on smiling, people will think that I'm an mental patient, if I keep a normal face they think I'm mad what should I do?

    • @carolynmcpherson1147
      @carolynmcpherson1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have found that people will almost always misunderstand me when they first meet me. But after a while they usually work out that I can be quite funny and insightful (as well as obnoxious when I'm passionate about something). Keep smiling, keep making an effort to interact even if it feels fake and eventually it will fall into place.

  • @God_3712
    @God_3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm so jealous of all you INTJ's. You all are so awesome- (infp)

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks, but honestly, it sucks to be us.

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't live with imagination unless you willing to make it a reality

    • @user-pk5pl7ox1e
      @user-pk5pl7ox1e 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonygent why so? I'm intrigued

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-pk5pl7ox1e Never-ending rejection. I'm exaggerating, obviously, but not much. We stand outside of society, never quite fitting in, because of our high IQ, rational thought, and big picture thinking. We have few friends and even fewer romantic relationships. We seem eerie and offputting to "normal" people because we see patterns that make it seem like we're borderline psychic. We come off as cold and robotic even though we really aren't. Our faces hide rather than reveal emotions, and we apparently blink less than other people (the death stare). We have a tendency to be right, and a willingness to point out the truth that most people wouldn't dare, even if they knew it. None of these things are intentional, it's just the way we're built. But they make for a hard life.

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anonygent speak for yourself. Doesn't suck to me.

  • @graciamatamoros9282
    @graciamatamoros9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Somehow I just start loving INTJs

    • @c.lurign3905
      @c.lurign3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gracia Matamoros why do you love is now

    • @rockybalboa6444
      @rockybalboa6444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i love you too

    • @MM-te1kk
      @MM-te1kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, they’re cute weirdos :)

    • @V.Hansen.
      @V.Hansen. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Of course. We are adorable if you can endure past our salty exterior into our just as salty but also sweet interior.

    • @graciamatamoros9282
      @graciamatamoros9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lana Mandala I have a friend of mine she’s INTJ and she’s sharp, but I learnt how to live with her savageness

  • @merjemskejic5232
    @merjemskejic5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I'm an INFJ but I watch these videos just to see Frank James again and laugh

    • @justgoogling
      @justgoogling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COOKIES :3 me2

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too. He’s so cute when he portrays different personalities too. It’s like, omgosh he totally gets it! I’m INFP tho. I’m allowed to say these stuffs without malice?

    • @merjemskejic5232
      @merjemskejic5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angel_cat He's the funniest when he's being sarcastic, and that's 90% of the time hahaha

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COOKIES :3 Idk about it being 90% sarcasm but I really like when his INFJ is showing-in all essence of that term. LOL. His videos are spot-on. I just wanna say keep up the good work.

  • @catherinecastle8576
    @catherinecastle8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just gotta say Frank James is a such a great actor and so knowledgeable on this subject...I really enjoy watching all the personality types. Ok, I love mine best (the tests say INFJ/INTJ almost 50/50 every time) but, FJ is sooooo funny I typically watch even the E personality types...just so darned interesting and amusing! Thanks Frank 🤣

  • @emmabaguley442
    @emmabaguley442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an enfp watching this makes me happy

  • @lostathenian1836
    @lostathenian1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Do the 16 types as Baristas!

    • @georgiewheldon7409
      @georgiewheldon7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Objectivist INTJ OMG please!!!!!!!!

    • @wesrm1
      @wesrm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m INTJ and I was a barista once. Ooh I wanted to strangle some people some days.

    • @abigailtaylor99
      @abigailtaylor99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am Intj, I worked as a barista for a year. I honestly can’t say whether I hated the all the passive aggressive valley girls I worked with or the customers more. Tips were cool tho only reason I stayed lol

    • @Jkm7fh
      @Jkm7fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fully support this!

  • @heebygb1040
    @heebygb1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Me, an INTJ lady at Kohl's when someone mentions a nice Hugo Boss perfume: "No. Hugo Boss made Nazi uniforms." Things got serious way too quickly. The Illuminati comment reminded me of that instance lol. Even though it's true.

    • @ilhaaanmubarak8662
      @ilhaaanmubarak8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omggg seriously I literally bought a bootle as gift 👀

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh but they looked SHARP. Evil but SHARP

  • @Midnitethorn
    @Midnitethorn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My BF is an INTJ, and 90% of this was just things I hear him say on a weekly basis. 😆

  • @TerenaTCloud
    @TerenaTCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm an infj that's dated multiple intjs and this is painfully accurate 😂

  • @shepfanaccount
    @shepfanaccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I’m an INFP dating an INTJ male and this is literally him omg

    • @kathymcdaniel9032
      @kathymcdaniel9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What are you two doing together? I didn't think this would be a good match. 🤔 hmmm...., interesting

    • @Diaming787
      @Diaming787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kathy McDaniel Any mature type can make almost any other type compatible. In this case, the fact that both are introverted intuitives are enough. Both will respect space from each other and talk about abstract things. You see where this is going.

    • @Diaming787
      @Diaming787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ I'm sure INTJ and ENFP would be very compatible, as long as both can accept each other with some opposing differences. With both having intuitive dominance (Ne and Ni), and both having Te and Fi (just flipped in order), it can work out. Opposites do attract in this case :)

    • @Apricot90
      @Apricot90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same, girl! I'm an INFP and my date behaves and even looks like him, strong dark hair, big blue eyes.. especially with a suit on. How is your dating going so far?

    • @Nothing-iz6hw
      @Nothing-iz6hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ladyfoxwf1075 i have a close friend who is an ENFP-A and i also have an ex-friend who is an ENFP-T. I guess i match with an ENFP-A because i'm myself is an INTJ-A.

  • @DaydreamBeliever1997
    @DaydreamBeliever1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    INTJ is my favourite! I wish i had an INTJ friend
    INFP

    • @claudiacheng5519
      @claudiacheng5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello

    • @user-fh3gl2zc5i
      @user-fh3gl2zc5i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi we can be acquaintances

    • @nananananessi
      @nananananessi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i have 2 infp bestfriends, quite fun hanging around with them but when they start talking abt heart and feeling shits damn feels like the end of the world

    • @deltaf.2005
      @deltaf.2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually have one.....but the thing is she's not my friend, she's literally my mom-

    • @user-fh3gl2zc5i
      @user-fh3gl2zc5i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lamp lmao

  • @anajuliadelimarathke3099
    @anajuliadelimarathke3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    as a infp, i can say, i absolutely adore all intj

  • @DizzleSissel
    @DizzleSissel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    An INTJ would never forget their luggage in a taxi

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, unless s/he was thinking about something more important.

    • @emotionaleaters241
      @emotionaleaters241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait until you get older and are busy with a million things at once with a million people asking you something at the same time.

  • @noellenicolego2790
    @noellenicolego2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Haha. I can relate to that "I wish I have a 'Do not disturb' sign for my life. Well, I guess I do. It’s just my face". Super real. INTJ here.

  • @SeanWainwright24
    @SeanWainwright24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Thanks for showing the highlights of my life, careers, and relationships. I appreciate that you only showed the INTJ since any of the other personalities would’ve just been a waste of time and energy that we wouldn’t have concerned ourselves with anyhow.

    • @nesrinesth1
      @nesrinesth1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excuse you

    • @antoinettenovella1630
      @antoinettenovella1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honey, that is not an INTJ, that's a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. There is a huge difference.

    • @Lipanj92
      @Lipanj92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the shit are you saying?
      You need some serious treatment.

    • @ibtesammirza7325
      @ibtesammirza7325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an INTJ, I don't claim you.

    • @SeanWainwright24
      @SeanWainwright24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ibtesammirza7325 As an INTJ, I don't think you understand sarcasm or humor. Please redirect your attention to someone that cares what you think.

  • @alexfagnan7469
    @alexfagnan7469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have not seen INTJ stuff from Frank before. Pretty damn good. Totally on point.

  • @Isabel-qu3hl
    @Isabel-qu3hl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so funny, you are a really good actor.

  • @melanie7071
    @melanie7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There’s a bit too much truth to these. I remember when I broke my toe I went to the emergency room and when the doctor came in and asked what was wrong I said something along the lines of, “I have a broken toe, I just need you to go through the process of verifying so it can be wrapped properly and I can get crutches or a brace for it.” I’ll never forget the look on his face and he was even more amused when the X-ray came back. Very quick, efficient trip to the ER. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @nurozata4952
    @nurozata4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This video's comment section is our place to feel like we're at an ENT..'s party. Except we dont need to pretend we are social.
    Now let's stare at commenters profile pics and assume their lifestyle

  • @bluetickbeagles116
    @bluetickbeagles116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your my new favorite TH-cam channel....funny and intelligent. Perfect 👌

  • @mastergenius9621
    @mastergenius9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've said the first one in a moment of frustration.
    - INTJ

  • @ThunderMuhffin
    @ThunderMuhffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I'm an INFJ lady here and INTJ men have always been my weakness.

    • @RaedenMartinez
      @RaedenMartinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ThunderMuhffin infj with an intj husband here. lemme tell ya..... it works ;) don’t see this pairing often enough though

    • @Dark-iv3gm
      @Dark-iv3gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      INTJ male here. By "weakness" you mean.... 😑 I got it.

    • @insaneomen25
      @insaneomen25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My female is an INFJ and the complementary behavior of both of us is very nice to have. I do not deal with emotions well and she does. She does not deal with tough calculated decisions well and I do. This is why I am marrying her because I can honestly not stand anyone else enough to entertain the idea of being together for life. She is the best part of my life.

    • @kathymcdaniel9032
      @kathymcdaniel9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      INTJ female here and I've known 2 INFJs personally, my sister and my son. The only thing that I don't like about them is how much into the fantasy world they are. I can't stand that world. Dragons, unicorns, and mermaids aren't freakin real!!! UGH!!! Lol

    • @RialuCaos
      @RialuCaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As an INTJ male I definitely appreciate INFJs from what I've seen, though I don't believe I've had the fortune of personally meeting one.

  • @miriam2361
    @miriam2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as an intj, this is a great way for me to boost my ego. thank you for proving the fact that I am the best personality type to grace this earth.

  • @Rontlc3317
    @Rontlc3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest video of all time!!!

  • @stephasvest684
    @stephasvest684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “This coffee shop is run by the Illuminati”
    This is so me. I can see the conspiracy in everything 😂 drives my ISTJ hubby crazy

    • @justme8841
      @justme8841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well its true. i can proof it, if not i shut my mouth ^^

    • @strangerthingstoday
      @strangerthingstoday ปีที่แล้ว

      Just curious, do you think INTJ and ISTJ are a difficult match? Or rather preferable?

    • @franglais-riders
      @franglais-riders ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strangerthingstoday I am INTJ married 30 years now to an ISTJ. Works very well for us. We complement each other in many ways and somehow ground me. I know I can spend too much time “in my head”. I have seen people calling ISTJ boring but being anything but boring myself it works well between us.

    • @edenelston7668
      @edenelston7668 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My husband is also likely an INTJ but won't take the test because what is a test going to tell him he doesn't already know...

  • @marshagonzales593
    @marshagonzales593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "this coffee House is run by the Illuminati" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO

  • @miolandra8132
    @miolandra8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate this video's length - I rarely watch videos longer than five minutes.

  • @teju9022
    @teju9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ur videos are amazing 💛💛

  • @AlastorTheNPDemon
    @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I'd love to help, but I just found a condition which suits me better, so unfortunately I cannot be of assistance right now. Thank you, and have a nice day."

  • @libbylabeau76
    @libbylabeau76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Your portrayal is so good I can often tell it's my type before you even start talking

  • @brownin329
    @brownin329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aw it's just what I've always wanted! All the INTJ I can stand! Thank you!

  • @brittab2057
    @brittab2057 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol. My husband is an INTJ. Our first date, we were strolling downtown a metro area in Missouri. I pointed out what I thought was a cozy Italian restaurant. "Yeah, but that restaurant is run by the mafia" he says stoically.😅"Mmm okay. You want to eat at PF Changs?"

    • @Von_DBL
      @Von_DBL ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s run by the yamakaze…

  • @carlosjosejimenezbermudez9255
    @carlosjosejimenezbermudez9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My wife took quite some time figuring out that more than half the time I was smiling it was actually a sarcastic smile as a stand-in for a mean comment I had in my mind.

    • @hannahkennedy4634
      @hannahkennedy4634 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit. I hope mine doesn't ever find out.

  • @phillugares4888
    @phillugares4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Aren't INTJs the best? My fellow INTJs would agree 😅🤣

  • @Rontlc3317
    @Rontlc3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You peeked into my soul fir this one🤣👍👍🔥

  • @zsazsadinter4196
    @zsazsadinter4196 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The hotel, travel, and wedding ones are so me. I survived two weeks of travelling in Spain with a backpack…I only brought 4 shirts and I still have no idea how I managed it

  • @annanebuko5024
    @annanebuko5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Who needs more than one pair of clothes anyway 😂😂😂 I would be my reaction if I forgot my luggage in taxi) love from russian Intj ☺️

    • @staleypharmaceuticals2071
      @staleypharmaceuticals2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finally someone comments on this. I agree. INTJ female.

    • @wesrm1
      @wesrm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something Henry David Thoreau might have said and he may very well have been INTJ!

    • @ABurningCandle
      @ABurningCandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      INTJ would never forget their luggage tho XD

    • @staleypharmaceuticals2071
      @staleypharmaceuticals2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ABurningCandle Indeed. It would be accecptable to wear one outfit, or variation of, to save time. All black of course.

    • @kathymcdaniel9032
      @kathymcdaniel9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love fashion, clothes, and shopping. So I would just go buy some more

  • @hollyp.8849
    @hollyp.8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    My incredible 2 seconds of voice acting as Girl at Coffee Shop...Meryl Streep who? 😎

    • @elliem.9408
      @elliem.9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg there is a legend among us😱😂

    • @wesrm1
      @wesrm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well done!

  • @phoquenahol7245
    @phoquenahol7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot the apology one "I am sorry for the harshness of my words. If they weren't so accurate perhaps they would not be as hurtful." thats my favorite.

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:36 that was spot on for me, haha when I’m on my break, none of what’s happening at work it’s my business. When I clock out too. - INTJ