Had it been known that the Minons are meant to follow the most evil of villains, El Macho could have persuaded them to join him instead of minon-napping, since at the time, Gru was no longer a villain.
I think they only stayed because gru was the nicest of the villans they served and in the third despicable me movie they all left gru to work for his brother except for 3 minions
@@thunder_games_18_81weren't the ones that stayed unaware of what he said and were confused why the others were leaving as they just came in as they were leaving
Let’s suppose that the scene took place in Mexico, and here that ain’t illegal unless you are burning it, as long as the bills keep 60% or more of it’s integrity it is not a crime
Technically, neither Gru not Dru were employed by the AVL when they trespassed on Balthazar's lair. Dru had the full intention of stealing the diamond, while Gru wanted it to get back into the AVL. So Balthazar wouldn't be charged with Assaulting Officials for those two.
Vector also gets smuggling for getting the pyramid out of Egypt. Painting it blue has to be vandalism of the highest order--unless there actually is a charge for desecrating a national monument. It's also got to be illegal for him to own so many missiles and arm a civilian residence with them. And what he did with the girls also qualifies for taking a hostage. El Macho - you forgot that it was a bank vehicle he stole, so that's a bank robbery charge too. Is there any type of charge for unlawful experimentation? Because what he did to the minions qualifies. I'd also call mutating the bejesus out of them to be mutilation. Bratt - trespassing onto the boat. Doesn't ripping Gru's clothes off count as sexual assault, not just regular assault?
Adding onto Vector, I don't think the weird stick aircraft he used to steal the shrink ray or the flying saucer he launched from his house are registered, or if he has a license, so add Unregistered Aircraft x2 and Flying without a License x2 on the list
Vector's crimes: You can also make the case that this is negligence towards him saving Margo. El Macho's crimes: You can make the case that this is animal murder and not cruelty towards the shark El Macho rode to his own "death". This is also mass mutilation for the Minions getting injected by the substance. Balthazar Bratt's crimes: One thing. This is him knowing that the girls would die by falling from the building getting pushed by the blowing gum. This is him having premeditation on what would happen to them and therefore will result in three child negligence homicide attempts or three child murder attempts. Also this is not just terrorism. It could've caused many homicides from the lazer for all we know. So this was him domestically terrorizing Hollywood. It will go down as domestic terrorism.
Only fitting that the villains in these movies have massive charges. They are all super villains. Though Bratt needs to be charged by the Fashion Police for his dated choice in clothing.
honestly, vector, el macho and balthazar are decent, but scarlet overkill and belle bottom will always be better villains them and will always be the best illumination villains.
Awesome video!!! Also if El Macho does go to prison, the only real question is what kind of cell would be required to hold him in due to his super human strength? Also I got a request, can you do Despecible Me Heros next plz? I got the Crimes for them :) Characters+Crimes+Sentences: Gru: - Hostage by Freezing People: 1 Month in Prison - Illegal Vehicle: Points of license+1 week in prison - Theft of the Shrink Ray: 2 weeks in prison - Attempted Murder: Life - Attempted Breaking and Entering X2 (the second time actually succeding): none since it was only to get back the Shrinkray - Grand Theft on the Moon: 25 years in Prison - Breaking and Entering into El Macho's lair: 20 years - Battery on another random person via giving them a rocket to hold: 25 years in Prison - Breaking and Entering into Balthazar Bratt's lair: 25 years in prison - How I would Bring down his sentence: He saved the world twice + saved 3 girls from a kidnapper My Total Sentence for Gru: Pardon Lucy: - Kidnapping Gru: a Restraining Order - How I'll lower her sentence: Ultimately Gru forgave her and married her, plus the Kidnapping was part of her Job Total Sentence I'll give Lucy: Pardon Lucy's dad (I don't know his name, but I'll just call him the leader of the Anti Villian leuge: - Starting the Anti Villian Leuge (if Villians seem to be their own culture in that world, then I could give this a hate crime charge): 5 Months in Prison + The Shut down of the Anti Villian Leuge - How I'll lower his Sentence: It's all for the greater good. Total Sentence I'll give Lucy's dad: 2 hours of Community Service
if I'm being honest, Vector was a total dweeb, a lousy armaturistic, self wannabe, super villain, sure he ended up stuck on the moon and, (spoilers if anyone hasn't seen the short yet.) now stuck on Mars, so I doubt he has any chance in returning to Earth anytime soon.
3:52 oh vector vector vector you never mess with a father with 3 daughters because I know from a old friend of mine the dad will do anything to protect his kids look at him he risking his life to save 3 kids he adopted that’s extreme fatherly love right there
1:43 vector would also get a case for possession of nuclear weapons. 3:40 he’d also get another case for nuclear weapons here. 6:00 another case of animal cruelty for El Macho. He absolutely SLAMED the snake down and could’ve harmed the snake extremely badly. 10:39 invading a military boat could be considered trespassing.
Fun fact: As a kid, I never had any romantic attraction towards fictional characters (except maybe for Chel from Road to El Dorado). But, yesterday I re-watched Minions and... I suddenly found Scarlet Overkill as hot woman. Idkw but pls help me.
Had it been known that the Minons are meant to follow the most evil of villains, El Macho could have persuaded them to join him instead of minon-napping, since at the time, Gru was no longer a villain.
I think they only stayed because gru was the nicest of the villans they served and in the third despicable me movie they all left gru to work for his brother except for 3 minions
@@thunder_games_18_81weren't the ones that stayed unaware of what he said and were confused why the others were leaving as they just came in as they were leaving
@@thunder_games_18_81but they came back ?
OH YEAH!
One Crime of the prihana gun (Owning a weapon without permit)
Average Scarlet Overkill and Belle Bottom fan: 🤓
Average Vector, El Macho, and Balthazar enjoyer: 🍷🗿
Also I’m joking. I like all of these villains
máxime le mal is the worst villain tbh
@@Mr_SpinnySpinSpin1249he made this before the movie
@@Mr_SpinnySpinSpin1249 literally 🪳
@@user-do8yd3cy1f gru has defeated balthazar bratt
But bro can’t defeat an actual roach
Fun Fact: Vector was dissed in the Despicable Me theme with the line "why does Vector think that he's smart, and does his dad know I know his part"
I like that sing
Vector was meant to make fun of Bill Gates
What part...
@@ZRP_Guy nerd nerd nerd
Now I didn’t know vectors last name is Perkins (edit OMG ANIMATED COURTROOM LIKED MY COMMENT)
In DM 1 he says to mr Perkins (the guy gru shows his plan to) “hi dad” meaning he is his son
@@Godzirra-ee8cmit’s not “implied” the assistant in the bank literally says “Mr. Perkins, your son is here” and Vector walks in
There’s also a picture on Mr Perkins desk of him younger and giving a piggyback ride to Vector as a child
Vector Perkins, Similar to the news guy in SpongeBob SquarePants “Purch Perkins”
Same
5:59 El Macho should also be charge with *Defomation of Currence,* since he pierced the bills with the snakes fangs.
And probably ampempted murder because we don't know if that snake is venomous or not.
@@MinerGameroneinonly he litterally squeezed the venom out of the snake so i think its safe to say its a venomous snake
@@MinerGameroneinonly It's Counted As Animal Abuse
Let’s suppose that the scene took place in Mexico, and here that ain’t illegal unless you are burning it, as long as the bills keep 60% or more of it’s integrity it is not a crime
🤓
Vector pretty much served his sentence; he was imprisoned on the moon for the rest of his life
Considering he had no food or water and pretty much only a bubble of oxygen, I doubt his sentence there would be very long.
He escaped the moon and got solitude confinement on mars.
@@kristamu06hm
In despicable me 4 hes in prison
He came to earth it shows in 4
6:55 I Counted 45 Minions so It's 540 Years in Prison for El Macho
Edit: I Keep Searching All The Time.
Should also add indecent exposure for Bratt
I was shocked el macho didn’t get death lol
Same
Vector oh yeah
Brat I’ve been a bad boy
"I commit crime with both direction and magnitude"
El macho somebody's going to die tonight
@@Dry_Dark_Spirit”OH YEAH!”
@@Mattattack1504 Welcome to the mall family
Technically, neither Gru not Dru were employed by the AVL when they trespassed on Balthazar's lair. Dru had the full intention of stealing the diamond, while Gru wanted it to get back into the AVL. So Balthazar wouldn't be charged with Assaulting Officials for those two.
And I think you're going to make "If Dr. Seuss villains were charged for their crimes" next.
Welp can’t say it wasn’t a correct guess
Out of all the illumination villains, Vector is my most favourite.
Same.
El Macho is definitely the most villainous though
@@SophisticatedWaffle I still like Vector.
OH YEAH!
Same I like vector
@@coolbro8922UNPREDICTABLE! OH YEAHHHHH! WITH BOTH DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE! OHHHH YEAH!
Vector also gets smuggling for getting the pyramid out of Egypt. Painting it blue has to be vandalism of the highest order--unless there actually is a charge for desecrating a national monument. It's also got to be illegal for him to own so many missiles and arm a civilian residence with them. And what he did with the girls also qualifies for taking a hostage.
El Macho - you forgot that it was a bank vehicle he stole, so that's a bank robbery charge too. Is there any type of charge for unlawful experimentation? Because what he did to the minions qualifies. I'd also call mutating the bejesus out of them to be mutilation.
Bratt - trespassing onto the boat. Doesn't ripping Gru's clothes off count as sexual assault, not just regular assault?
Adding onto Vector, I don't think the weird stick aircraft he used to steal the shrink ray or the flying saucer he launched from his house are registered, or if he has a license, so add Unregistered Aircraft x2 and Flying without a License x2 on the list
Shouldn't El Macho be charged with terrorism since he said that he'll unleashed the evil minions on the world?
More like crimes against humanity
I didn’t realize vector was playing a Wii until now
Same
Vector's crimes: You can also make the case that this is negligence towards him saving Margo.
El Macho's crimes: You can make the case that this is animal murder and not cruelty towards the shark El Macho rode to his own "death". This is also mass mutilation for the Minions getting injected by the substance.
Balthazar Bratt's crimes: One thing. This is him knowing that the girls would die by falling from the building getting pushed by the blowing gum. This is him having premeditation on what would happen to them and therefore will result in three child negligence homicide attempts or three child murder attempts. Also this is not just terrorism. It could've caused many homicides from the lazer for all we know. So this was him domestically terrorizing Hollywood. It will go down as domestic terrorism.
10:10
Gru, “Lipstick taser!”
Lucy, “Ahhh, he copy me.”
Vector is such an entertaining villain. Ohhh yeaaa
Balthazar Bratt : i be a baaad boy
4:51 “Oh poop…” 😂
It was not funny 😐😐
No the OHHHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHH
U mean 4:50?
@@user-ge4tl4tv9m-🤓🤓
11:46 I Highly Doubt He has a License For using Weapons lol
Only fitting that the villains in these movies have massive charges. They are all super villains.
Though Bratt needs to be charged by the Fashion Police for his dated choice in clothing.
1:32 Battery (2 Years) Negligence (20 Years) Attempted Murder (Life Sentence)
I can’t believe Baltazar brat did not kill anybody yet he got the highest sentence
Balthazar Bratt might change with animal cruelty for girls sheep . Also stealing the sheep count livestock or support pet!
3:43
"Idiots! What good's a guided missile if it comes right back?!!"
That's Heat-Seeking Missile, But OK (First Degree Attempted Murder)
btw, in case no one has found out, the guy voicing Balthazar Bratt is the same guy who voiced Randy and other characters in South Park.
The guy's name is Trey Parker who is the creator of South Park.
@@Mr.Aaron1 I know who he is dude.
6:18 GTA but el macho gets charged for car damage too
I hope they add máxime le mal and Valentina next
4:17 yep, and There's A Potential That They Can Be Harmed By Glass Around Them
3:33 That's False Imprisonment on a Higher Scale x3 (36 Years)
"I'VE BEEN A BAAAAAAD BOYY"
Said By:Balthazar Bratt
EDIT:THANKS ANIMATED COURTROOM!!!!!
suprised you didn't do this yet, also I feel like minions movies count
your so cool
honestly, vector, el macho and balthazar are decent, but scarlet overkill and belle bottom will always be better villains them and will always be the best illumination villains.
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I feel like there should be a life sentence + for Bratt, because he tried to stab Gru with Iron pipe
True.
You are amazing !
Awesome video!!! Also if El Macho does go to prison, the only real question is what kind of cell would be required to hold him in due to his super human strength? Also I got a request, can you do Despecible Me Heros next plz? I got the Crimes for them :)
Characters+Crimes+Sentences:
Gru:
- Hostage by Freezing People: 1 Month in Prison
- Illegal Vehicle: Points of license+1 week in prison
- Theft of the Shrink Ray: 2 weeks in prison
- Attempted Murder: Life
- Attempted Breaking and Entering X2 (the second time actually succeding): none since it was only to get back the Shrinkray
- Grand Theft on the Moon: 25 years in Prison
- Breaking and Entering into El Macho's lair: 20 years
- Battery on another random person via giving them a rocket to hold: 25 years in Prison
- Breaking and Entering into Balthazar Bratt's lair: 25 years in prison
- How I would Bring down his sentence: He saved the world twice + saved 3 girls from a kidnapper
My Total Sentence for Gru: Pardon
Lucy:
- Kidnapping Gru: a Restraining Order
- How I'll lower her sentence: Ultimately Gru forgave her and married her, plus the Kidnapping was part of her Job
Total Sentence I'll give Lucy: Pardon
Lucy's dad (I don't know his name, but I'll just call him the leader of the Anti Villian leuge:
- Starting the Anti Villian Leuge (if Villians seem to be their own culture in that world, then I could give this a hate crime charge): 5 Months in Prison + The Shut down of the Anti Villian Leuge
- How I'll lower his Sentence: It's all for the greater good.
Total Sentence I'll give Lucy's dad: 2 hours of Community Service
if I'm being honest, Vector was a total dweeb, a lousy armaturistic, self wannabe, super villain, sure he ended up stuck on the moon and, (spoilers if anyone hasn't seen the short yet.) now stuck on Mars, so I doubt he has any chance in returning to Earth anytime soon.
yeah so about that-
I completely agree with you, that was the point of his character, and is just 1 of his many layers.
10:52 this flat top hairstyle 💇🏻♂️ is outdated in nowadays but, it’s part of the 80s era.
That was the idea for the villain. 80s theme
@@NowShut of course.
Balthazar Bratt
Doing the moon walk on water he got some moves
You forgot Maxime Le Mal... But wait... He was so dumb in that movie he'd get a year tops
This was before Despicable me 4
@@gamerkalvin8663 I know. But that was an intentional joke.
Kevin is having a little too much fun 0:57
9:24 That's a Death Penalty, you too scared to dis-life someone?!
12:48 You also forgot to give him Air Piracy!
Baltazar got a life and death sentence in the first 10 minutes of the movie. lol 😂😂😂
Are we going to charge Vector for all the illegal weapons he had?
What about tomorrow's episode if Gru was charged for his crimes
3:26 OH YEAHHHH
Oh yeaaaahhh
OH YEAAAAAA UNPREDICTABLE
0:50 Property Damage and Grand Larceny, And Don't Forget Flying an Unregistered Vehicle (10,000 - 50,000$,25 Years, extra 5000$)
8:13 Mass Poisoning (Death Sentence)
Injecting a minion with lean
Fart in the face 10:15 😂😂😂💨💨
I was literally watching Despicable Me
El Macho kiddnapped to many minions (1664 minions), he has plus 11648 years, or it's attempted genocide
Should’ve game vector a vandalism charge for painting the entire pyramid of Giza to make it blend in
I'm surprised that El Macho didn't get a single death penalty
Vector will never be arrested!!!!!
Oh yeaaahhhhhh
3:52 oh vector vector vector you never mess with a father with 3 daughters because I know from a old friend of mine the dad will do anything to protect his kids look at him he risking his life to save 3 kids he adopted that’s extreme fatherly love right there
I was legitimately expectong you to do a "before-after" scene with El Macho when you began and finished his sentence.
You got me off guard.
0:12 rip bird 🔥.
Oh yeah 🔥🔥🔥 🗣🗣🗣
- vector
0:25 It's Obviously Animal Abuse (3-8 Years)
4:09 you got crushed by the moon because u didn’t listen Vector 💀
Learning that triple child abduction is only twelve years was horrifying.
2:40 That's Another Animal Abuse
1:43 vector would also get a case for possession of nuclear weapons.
3:40 he’d also get another case for nuclear weapons here.
6:00 another case of animal cruelty for El Macho. He absolutely SLAMED the snake down and could’ve harmed the snake extremely badly.
10:39 invading a military boat could be considered trespassing.
3:11 Taking Hostages x3 (24 Years)
yea leave that gru told him to open the door and vector said to give to moon first so that is fraud i think?
@@YahyaYazgi Coercion obviously
We need a "If FPE characters were charged for their crimes" video. Who's with me.
“Who will be charged tonight? that’s the question”
"Oh yea" is the greatest line ever
10:29 is nobody gonna talk about how many "T's" there are?
Three
Fun fact: As a kid, I never had any romantic attraction towards fictional characters (except maybe for Chel from Road to El Dorado). But, yesterday I re-watched Minions and... I suddenly found Scarlet Overkill as hot woman. Idkw but pls help me.
6:26 Animal Abuse
El Macho slamming the poor snake?! THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY!
Was part of the bar's item
@@Niddez The way I see it, Still counts as Animal Cruelty.
7:17 bro would’ve gotten away if he wasn’t distracted, lmao
5:06 Grand Larceny + Theft (25 Years, 25M$)
12:02 didint knew the mayor of swallowfalls gone out to become a mayor in a other city
10:46 wth is that music
The original music that was in the movie is changed just like other TH-cam vids. Because of Copyright©️ if you dont change the music. You would hear nothing. Even if he was talking.
Ohh😮
Hii I’m the first person to view the video
14th view nice
Vectors years are more than my battery percentage
If Gru change for his crimes
You just got played oh yeah got me 😂😂😂😂
5:30 are u sure they’re people inside
There might have been. I mean who or what was operating that giant magnet. Surely it was somebody.
0:07 Grand Larceny and Smuggling (25 Years and 20m$)
El macho kicked the purple minion 9:29 💜
Battery then
oh this ain’t a jelly gun sunshine
5:54 Assault and Battery, Animal Abuse, Property Damage (7 Years + 10k$)
3:43 I Forgot to Mention That Vector Doesn't Have a Legal Permit for Explosives and Flying so There's a Sentence For it
I hope they add máxime le mal and Valentina in the next despicable me movie franchise and minions villains sentence for their crimes
Despite Balthasar being a lame villain he committed the most criminal sentence crimes?😅
Oh yeah!
OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Vector: 3 Life and 86 years
El Macho: 7 Life and 99 years + $201,000
Bratt: 2 Death + 3 Life and 181 years + $40,000
6:18 grand theft auto💀
Vector Perkins, El Macho and Balthazar Bratt
El macho looks frickin funny XD
1:05 That's First Degree Attempted Murder x3 (3 Life Sentences)
Especially since he knows that they would fall once ejected from their vehicle
@@Shield-Scope Yes
The minions are immortal
@@fanofeverything30465 It still counts regardless.
@@Shield-Scope Agreed, Also Minions Lived For Over 60 Million Years
9:46 1st Degree Attempted Murder x2 (2 Life Sentences)
El macho got 34 year of life sentence right at the beginning lol 😂😂😂
7:42 Wow, I Have No Idea How is it False Imprisonment, Despite It's On The Beach
@@Ratchet_TFP but he still kidnapped them plus when they run out of food and fresh water and he took them off the island
Vector Perkins should face a property destruction charge because he drilled a hole inside of Gru's Ship in order to steal The Shrink Ray!