Why Some Birds Will Never See Heaven

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  • @mndiaye_97
    @mndiaye_97  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

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    • @eatingclockisverytimeconsu9963
      @eatingclockisverytimeconsu9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ok
      Edit: just realised that im the first one commenting here and im gonna get millions on notifications 💀

    • @Byerly2k20
      @Byerly2k20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bet

    • @wendigo8132
      @wendigo8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I didn’t install it. Is the petrel gonna come for me

    • @The_Chikenn
      @The_Chikenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a birb they be cruelllll, I watched some ducklings kill eachother ;-;

    • @swagster700
      @swagster700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

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  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    Whenever someone tries to tell you feathered dinosaurs aren't "cool" or "scary", just remember birds *are* living theropod dinosaurs. These guys are just continuing the family tradition.

    • @theholycrusader784
      @theholycrusader784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Basically you’re trying to say there is such a thing as a cassowary.

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@theholycrusader784 Yes. Now, be afraid...

    • @daspletoproductions
      @daspletoproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@suzuhirose5365 wtf

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Definitely stands to reason they're in a clade that literally has "terror" in Greek in its name.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You know, the scary part is that you're probably right, these behaviors didn't come from nowhere.
      I say this because many birds do a sort of mating dance that involves scratching the ground. They've found similar scratches near the fossilized footprints of theropod dinosaurs where there was a gathering of them, scaled up to their size of course.
      This means birds have carried on some of these traditions since they were giant and still had teeth. And that's well over 65 million years.

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7309

    "If these birds Pelican, they Peliwill."
    Quote of the day.

  • @dracothewarrior4316
    @dracothewarrior4316 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    The scientist who studied the Adeli Penguins was so traumatized that he literally wrote his findings in Greek so that not just anyone could find out what he saw.

  • @blondbraid7986
    @blondbraid7986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    5:29 There's also a story about how Aeschylus was permanently living outdoors because of a prophecy that he would be killed by a house falling onto him, adding even more irony to the fact that he was killed by a turtle in its shell (the shell serving as a built-in house/shelter for the turtle) dropped from the sky by those birds.

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I have no idea if this is true or not but LOL! if it is. This is either, knowing the prophecy causes it to happen, or some Final Destination nonsense. XD Death is like, "You were supposed to die in your house. Since you wanted to play games, here you go!"

    • @pancakesstudios6351
      @pancakesstudios6351 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      As another turtle once said: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@pancakesstudios6351 Best comment on this whole video tbh

    • @TheSLashera
      @TheSLashera 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Lmaoo. I don't care if that's historically true, but it sure is in my headcanon from now on. :D

    • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
      @marloyorkrodriguez9975 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Destiny comes to you run from it, it finds you, chase it and it will always be away from your grasp.

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8477

    Giant Petral: Greed
    Golden Eagle: Wrath
    Cuckoo: Sloth
    Shrike: Pride
    Pelican: Gluttony
    Adeli Penguin: Lust
    Emperor Penguin: Envy

  • @saulguardado9007
    @saulguardado9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8963

    The devs seriously need to give birds a morality buff

    • @TheseHandles_Suck
      @TheseHandles_Suck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      love the bots commenting everything 💀

    • @saulguardado9007
      @saulguardado9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@TheseHandles_Suck dude, it is like the third comment I post where I have this bots 😂 they're already getting annoying

    • @SKtheGREAT
      @SKtheGREAT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Theyll be too strong

    • @mr.fatratthe827th2
      @mr.fatratthe827th2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Whoever made these bots most likely ate microwaved paper for dinner

    • @LordBrittish
      @LordBrittish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If they aren’t going after each other they may come after US.

  • @panickednoodle
    @panickednoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Fun fact about the cuckoo: since egg ≠ egg they actually evolved into many subspecies, each of them specilized in coping a certain different species of bird in terms of egg design. Meaning a cuckoo egg can look very similar to a different bird's egg in terms of relative size, color and pattern and they will only be layed in the nest of that species of bird!

    • @topilinkala1594
      @topilinkala1594 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The perplexing fact is that male cocooks are not different species.

  • @commandblockguru1381
    @commandblockguru1381 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm surprised he didn't add in the Kea, a parrot in New Zealand that was seen rarely attacking and killing sheep by ripping out their back muscles and waiting until they die of infection or become too weak to move. Though it happens very rarely, it's still extremely brutal.

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He did talk about them in his video about which animals have the most black air force energy.
      In the same video, he also talked about their bad habit of stealing from humans and even vandalizing cars.

  • @luislatinoman7055
    @luislatinoman7055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3626

    This dude is like Batman, but instead of fighting crime over the loss of his parents he spreads bird awareness because a pelican almost blinded him.

    • @justcallmehaterik
      @justcallmehaterik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      So he's.... the Pelicanman, right?

    • @luislatinoman7055
      @luislatinoman7055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@justcallmehaterik I-. . . Y'know what? Yes.

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I have fucking chopped a pelicans wing and yeeted it in the ocean I hate them alot

    • @2Number45sOneWithCheese
      @2Number45sOneWithCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@dragon-du6ew dont kill them
      Without me

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@2Number45sOneWithCheese death to the pelicans!

  • @ShadowKa
    @ShadowKa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    "Birds are the feathery anti-christ"-Casual Geographic

  • @seamonster7081
    @seamonster7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love how he can talk about animals in the most non boring way and the way this guy says that something get clapped is limitless this man is literally a walking pokedex but for real life god after watching pokemon was like "hmmm I should make it so the people understand and know about animals more oh yeah I'll literally make a walking pokedex."

  • @annieroland5882
    @annieroland5882 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    My dude... Your channel is legit the best part of my day. Educational, informative... And hilarious. Your commentary is absolute gold. Thank you for your incredible contribution to this insane world and all your hard work, dedication and humour.

    • @cometkeiko
      @cometkeiko ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s absolutely goofy and “rude” and that makes me love him.

  • @THENemesisXX99
    @THENemesisXX99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    "Just because I have to see it doesn't mean you should."
    Quite the character development you've gone through compared to your older videos.

    • @crimson19
      @crimson19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Nah it's just that guidelines have been on his ass lately

    • @gillwolfbat2191
      @gillwolfbat2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      🤣🤣🤣I dont think that's why, but I could be wrong

    • @conormulligan7966
      @conormulligan7966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@robotichamster5260 are you suggest a picture of a baby animal counts as child pornography? By that logic everyone who has ever seen a puppy counts as a predator, did you mean something else by the term cp?

    • @itisamystery.5090
      @itisamystery.5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@robotichamster5260
      And as fucked up as someone getting off to something like that would be.... it absolutely does not.

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I still have flashbacks to a raping dolphin....

  • @kwekuasamoah3482
    @kwekuasamoah3482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    His backstory explains why he's has a special place of hatred in his heart for birds and why he learned so much about animals.

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      BEGONE BOTS

    • @chotsinarrya161
      @chotsinarrya161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what's his backstory?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What backstory?

    • @VlrValier
      @VlrValier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chotsinarrya161 9:28

    • @meganbermudez299
      @meganbermudez299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@suzuhirose5365 b r o g o a w a y

  • @adaxel7602
    @adaxel7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Your humor just hits my soul in all the right ways. It’s so clean and transitions so smoothly and makes me ugly laugh in the dark as I watch my phone. If I was teacher this is what I’d use to teach about animals. I’d be fired, but at least the kids/teens would know that truth about their favorite animals.
    I am more then happy to support you through patreon. If you had an editor I’m sure it would help make your content even better.(if that’s even possibly) Though I have to admit, your choppy floating visage probably contributes to how funny the videos are. Keep up the great work and thank you for your amazing content.

  • @jaifyre702
    @jaifyre702 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The fact that it can take down an albatross is crazy 2:16

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    "His therapist will never have to eat store brand."
    How does he even come up with these 😭

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's what happens when you max out the roast skills.

    • @LuKiSCraft
      @LuKiSCraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I bet he's pretty good at 'yo momma' jokes lmfao

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BEGONE BOTS!

  • @jasminecollins897
    @jasminecollins897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3794

    I love the composure of the goats on their way down to a splattery death. They're just standing in the air while they plummet, like "Welp. This is unfortunate."

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      Same energy as:
      Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.

    • @SkullysInsanity
      @SkullysInsanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      The goat's brain was probably like:
      *Well damn*

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@BonaparteBardithion Hitchhiker's Guide!

    • @kylesteele9403
      @kylesteele9403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Goats do this thing where they freeze when scared, they'll just fall over if you push them lol

    • @doublecircus
      @doublecircus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BonaparteBardithion hey!

  • @ShredGod7404
    @ShredGod7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As someone who is an aspiring zoologist with an interest in paleozoology and ornithology this video was amazing. And btw Jays are also related to crows, ravens, and magpies mean the shrikes are technically in that family too

  • @cchastant8251
    @cchastant8251 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "... for some reason..."
    We watch your informative videos both for the interesting info you share, and the hilarious deadpan delivery you serve it with. Another fabulous video, CG!

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2181

    Pelicans: “Anything’s food if you’re motivated enough”
    Shrikes: “Anything can be impaled like some kind of hell kabob if you’re motivated enough”
    Adelie penguins: “The ground do be looking thicc tho-“

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Imagine being an Adelie penguin and fucking the planet.

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@DonVigaDeFierro GIANT EARTH PENGUIN

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Mother Nature has all the thicc

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@DonVigaDeFierro so adelies are basically earth chan degenerates

    • @riakun
      @riakun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Like, 30 kilometers thicc (or about 18 miles for Americans)

  • @A_Random_W33b
    @A_Random_W33b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    "Post Acorn Clarity"
    I swear, this guy's linguistics skills are ON point

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Man dodges demonetization more than fox in melee

    • @RyuLongRHOG
      @RyuLongRHOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For u, it will be Post-'Decepticorn' clarity, haha.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Here come the bots!

    • @wtc5198
      @wtc5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Fuck off bots.

    • @hatch450sx3
      @hatch450sx3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awshit I think when I tried to report bot I might have hit report on someone else's post if I did SUPER SORRY!

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If a peliCAN, a peliWILL."
    Smooth 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WGottefried
    @WGottefried 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "It will projectile vomit whatever disrespect was marinating down in its garbage chute of a stomach" made me laugh so hard

  • @israelmcclain8097
    @israelmcclain8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Moral of this video: Man, woman, child, it doesn't matter WHO or WHAT you are, Birds will try to run fades with you regardless.

  • @HavikLaosBoi69
    @HavikLaosBoi69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    The pelican story definitely gives backstory for Hood Nature’s/Casual Geographic’s uneasy feelings with birds

    • @caneyebus
      @caneyebus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Oh boy, you don't even know the half of it. When I was 2 my parents brought me to a state park to "feed the birds". This asshole nicknamed Sam the Pelican decided he didn't want the bread I was trying to feed him. No, Sam wanted flesh, human flesh. This asshole tried to toss my 2 year old self into his mouth. I was told that I was saved when my sister that "loves all animals" turned into a place kicker and tried scoring a field goal with the bird. Fuck pelicans.

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mean I don't blame him. I couldn't imagine having to live with pelican-induced childhood trauma

    • @pdmat
      @pdmat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I actually got pimp slapped by a goose when I was a kid so I understand why he's uneasy.

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *take a walk
      *air bombed in the head
      *didn't see bird
      *Fuuuuu 💀

    • @legakattack4771
      @legakattack4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When I was like 2-4 years old my cousin dared me to pet a stork with it's pink chick. I did as he said and that bastard started chasing me until my dad tackled it. I almost got crippled to a fuckin bird

  • @cutiepie9419
    @cutiepie9419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Honestly I'm speechless, this man is a genius, his commentary doesn't only make me laugh but respect how clever everything he says is ✨

  • @caolanochearnaigh9804
    @caolanochearnaigh9804 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Actually, the shoebill stork is extremely friendly, despite it's appearance.
    Also, to greet it's friends, it lets out a sound like a machine gun.
    I can just imagine it now...
    "Breaking News. Gunfight breaks out near local zoo."
    Shoebill Stork: "Hey, Marcus! You good?"

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Shoebills may be friendly to humans, but other than that, they do a lot of the same things pelicans do. And that includes making their own babies kill each other.

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jerricaleonard2123 Jesus...

  • @quartzintherough
    @quartzintherough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    There are many jokes about this guy being a walking Pokedex, but imagine if actual Pokedex entries were actually written like this
    "That living gate to Hell is a Gigantamax Gengar, the big brother to regular Gengar. Even though it looks like its diet consists of the dreams of children, there's never been a human attack ... probably. Its mouth doesn't actually lead into its body, so who knows how many bodies this soul-snatcher got. I can assure you that whoever discovered that nightmare has to go to the Bahamas to see their therapist."

    • @niapurdue230
      @niapurdue230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I'd actually buy Sword and Shield.

    • @TheseHandles_Suck
      @TheseHandles_Suck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      walking irl pokedex

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *YES.*

    • @Abshir1it1is
      @Abshir1it1is 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Have you _seen_ regular pokedex entries?
      ‘Haunter is a dangerous Pokémon. If one beckons you while floating in darkness, you must never approach it. This Pokémon will try to lick you with its tongue and steal your life away.’
      This floating head gives head so good it will literally suck out your soul.

    • @batspidey7611
      @batspidey7611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can you do more Pokédex entries?

  • @Tenchigumi
    @Tenchigumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    I had no idea Cuckoo parents actually attacked their host nests if they refused to play along; other nature videos just gave me the impression that the "foster" bird parents were just too stupid to realize what was happening. But in fact, it was some mafioso shit.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      The cuckoo would finally learn its lesson when it tries laying its egg in a shoebill stork nest.

    • @LuShanna
      @LuShanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 Lol Shoebills are savage they will just neglect any offspring it deems weak or a waste of resources 🤣

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@LuShanna
      Bird Sparta basically

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 or the nest of a songbird that will actually fight back, like a blue jay or redwing blackbird. Or even a crow, who will remember it, and make sure that every other crow remembers it, two. Imagine that a cuckoo tried its act on a shrike, and the bird mafia comes back to find the chick on a spike.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That’s what I thought when I saw the EGG YEET
      “OMG, this one is a CLUMSY SPAZ!”

  • @Ooooriiiigggghhht
    @Ooooriiiigggghhht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So I am an actual biologist and a science teacher. I thought I knew more about animals than the average bear but you put me to shame. Thanks for the awesome education though! Keep up the great work. I wonder what you would do if the topic was invertebrates! Hope to see some content on that. Like polychaete worms. They are nasty! Oh and I just subscribed. Can’t wait to see what other videos you do

    • @adrammelechthewroth6511
      @adrammelechthewroth6511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Worms don't say bad things about you. But I agree. Invertebrates deserve to be covered more on this channel. They're a truly successful bunch deserve more respect.

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I completely forgot about the little spear-bird until this man reminded me of the little hell spawn

  • @No-is2cj
    @No-is2cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    As a parrot owner, I can confirm birds have no morality
    My bird shits on me, steals my food, screams 24/7 and gets offended when i touch him when he asks for attention

    • @lexydakitten5102
      @lexydakitten5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sounds about 80% cat my friend. Are you sure that's a bird? Haha.

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What do you get out of this relationship? Dogs love you and cats will at least let you pet them most of the time

    • @WanderingYankee
      @WanderingYankee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      As a chicken owner, I concur.
      Once, a hen broke her toe and her sisters tried to murder her by pecking a hole in the top of her head. I separated her and she recovered even though I could see the top of her skull.
      Another time, two roosters fought a deathmatch for the entire day (not a typical cockfight, but a full-on, peck the other's brains out until exhaustion took them both). The smaller rooster won even though he had never developed spurs and lost an eye in the battle.
      And since my roosters and hens are kept apart, the dominant roosters have their way with their lesser brothers, and the lesser ones have their way with the ground. Although, Kas preferred my left boot.

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@WanderingYankee I had a ringneck dove as a pet growing up. He had his way with socks, shoes, feet, hands and sometimes just the carpet. But his favorite was feet, especially if said feet were busy walking. He'd chase after them trying to hump them and sometimes get kicked, which only excited him more and caused him to double down his efforts.
      My parents tried getting him a girlfriend, but he just beat the tar out of her. No sex, just violence.
      He lived for 24 years until he died choking on a piece of corn, his favorite food.

    • @Sunshineonmymind714
      @Sunshineonmymind714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Am a momma of a noble macaw, I can confirm this is 100 percent true.

  • @charlotteforte91
    @charlotteforte91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    I feel bad for the scientists who had to study giant petrels. That is a complete set of traumas they will never recover from.

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      There's much much worse birds to study. Like penguins. Way worse than any petrol.

    • @jasongibson1225
      @jasongibson1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      First Day:
      Mother nature is so beautiful! The struggle of life is inspiring. We need to work to save this planet and all living things, oh and can I get a soy latte
      Years after finishing:
      I want my guns, beer, steak, the government to not tell me what I can't shoot, and climate change is a myth.

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@CommanderViviax imagine seeing a frat boy penguin tryna mate with a head of the corpse stuck on a rock

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@silly_.rabbit2 Legend has it the poor frenchman never recovered

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'd shoot a entire flock of Giant Petrels and not lose Sleep

  • @killianmiller6107
    @killianmiller6107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Took me a few seconds to realize what was in the seal’s mouth at 12:23

  • @stevemalbasa3045
    @stevemalbasa3045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:22 "this flying Antichrist" -- I am now, as he would say, PAST TENSE ☠️🤣🤣🤣

  • @scumbaggaming9418
    @scumbaggaming9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "Dinosaurs turned into birds!"
    Makes you wonder if birds are this bad, how bad were dinosaurs...

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Makes me really glad the large dinos went extinct.

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @HUMPTY they were going extinct anyway, so space just fast tracked the end to their bullshit

    • @eajaros
      @eajaros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Birds ARE dinosaurs, their species never died out because they were airborne so weren’t as effected by the fallout of the asteroid

    • @themockingdragon135
      @themockingdragon135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Based on marks on their skulls, some scientists reckon Tyrannosaurus bit each others faces while copulating. Given how strong their bite was estimated to be I find it somewhat concerning.

    • @bengteckchua180
      @bengteckchua180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eajaros If birds are dinosaurs,than does that mean that,back in the past,birds had teeth and a lot of body types?

  • @darkghoul4049
    @darkghoul4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Male penguins looking at the ground be like:
    “Morning stepmother Earth”

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO¡

    • @Pl4sm4Ro4ch
      @Pl4sm4Ro4ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      that piece of wood is looking extra T H I C C today

    • @pittviper2243
      @pittviper2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      to completeion !

    • @deadchanel1298
      @deadchanel1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soo thats how the Earth Chan thing begun.

  • @dillyDillzmuaythai4life
    @dillyDillzmuaythai4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we just admire how smooth and slick casual geographic goes into a sponsor, seriously dont knkw till he is literally second sentence into it hahahah

  • @_twexy
    @_twexy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 as a person who's been playing WoT for 8 years... I AGREE!

  • @damian8267
    @damian8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “They put other birds under water till they drown them. It’s like reverse baptism” Casual Geographic.

    • @captainahab5522
      @captainahab5522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seagulls do this to each other and their chicks

    • @shadowcobra69
      @shadowcobra69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So much religious shit in his videos its quite annoying

    • @jamjamg4898
      @jamjamg4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@shadowcobra69 Then don't watch him.

    • @shadowcobra69
      @shadowcobra69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamjamg4898 bro is that all people say when people give criticism.

    • @shadowcobra69
      @shadowcobra69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamjamg4898 i like watching him he's funny and there is no other TH-camr that does this.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The entire bird Class is just composed of war criminals doing all kinds of horrendous shit to both each other and anything else.

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When you commit a war crime and die, you are reincarnated as a bird.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@electron6825 if you’re really bad you’re reincarnated as a penguin who's neighbour lost their kid. After you’re abandoned you’re chased by a Petrel and you have three choices: either get caught, dive into the water with a waiting Leopard Seal, or hide in a crevice with a horny male Adélie Penguin. How abhorrent you were as a human determines how often you’re reborn into that life.

    • @romanr.301
      @romanr.301 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They’re the only surviving dinosaurs. You don’t become the only surviving dinosaurs by being morally tolerable. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @alanblackwood8830
    @alanblackwood8830 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can’t believe you haven’t been picked up by mainstream t.v..keep up the good work.👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve never heard of the Rice Purity Test before this so I took it and answered based on my experiences before I turned 18. I got 42. However, I did realize I’ve never frenched someone in public even as an adult.

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The Shoebill is like the bird equivalent of a guy who just wants a peaceful life, but their family are mobsters, so people either avoid them completely, or treat them super 'nice' for safeties sake.

  • @ozark8043
    @ozark8043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This man has a gift and must be given the ability to do this for a living. The world needs him.

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We should support him, shouldn't we.

    • @gillwolfbat2191
      @gillwolfbat2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro has mad love for animals and although some things are better not known.....he's still going to try his best to find it and share with those who didnt know

    • @hunterofthemystic
      @hunterofthemystic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree he is great.

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did 3 different people make bots to tell people about there onlyfans, do that at the hub, not at a site where kids are.

  • @juliaelrod2154
    @juliaelrod2154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have to say Pelicans are also helpful to some fishermen. They fallow the same bait balls of fish as the salmon do. So if you see Pelicans diving and circling an area, very good chance the Salmon coming into the bay, on the way to the river they spawn in, are also nearby. 😊

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:23 literally looks like a toilet

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I swear some animals were simply born to wreak havoc to the planet

    • @huhhuh9598
      @huhhuh9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Here before this blows up

    • @peytonbollhorst6624
      @peytonbollhorst6624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And they probably enjoy doing it too

    • @okipullup6103
      @okipullup6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Again

    • @gaydepressedcat1501
      @gaydepressedcat1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's probably like half of all animals. If not more.

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Including humans. Especially humans.

  • @discopotato4673
    @discopotato4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "Post Acorn Clarity"
    Fucking Genius Phrase.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun-Fact: Hbomberguy and Sci Man Dan
      are both epic TH-camrs of the highest quality.
      Well, YT-Quality, which basically translates to no Quality, but hey, whatever.

  • @-soushi-4967
    @-soushi-4967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love that this guy has so many ways to describe how [insert animal here] will literally murder me.

  • @jeremybrown9611
    @jeremybrown9611 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Adeli Penguin: "Booty was more important than water". "I see ya I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours".

  • @tiktaalik7160
    @tiktaalik7160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Considering these are the dinosaurs that managed to survive, this makes sense.

    • @oscarstaszky1960
      @oscarstaszky1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      let's just say the mammals really did so much to force their hands real hard in the game of evolution after the dino's extinction event lol

  • @smithyMcjoe
    @smithyMcjoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Shrike: The smallest bird constructed of pure metal.

    • @greenforestkillshot7591
      @greenforestkillshot7591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @HUMPTY why do I hear boss music

    • @voidsoul8373
      @voidsoul8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shrike, SamO’nella’s worst fucking real life

    • @themanwithadream3979
      @themanwithadream3979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @HUMPTY as a romanian this little bird is my idol

    • @thewillowtree727
      @thewillowtree727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As soon as I heard the Shrike was a relative of Blue Jays I understood. Blue Jays have been known to kill other bird's eggs. Seen a few robin eggs on ths ground due to blue Jays in my childhood. Even hatched babies.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where’s the Pokémon, Game Freaks?
      XD

  • @LiveLaughLovecraft
    @LiveLaughLovecraft ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:19 learned what Shrikes are from a Hozier song.

  • @guillaumebourgouin8486
    @guillaumebourgouin8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What if Buffalo Bill had wings" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wasn't ready for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Honestly I find the Golden Eagle's hunting methods of yeeting their targets and letting gravity do the work to actually be respectable because not only does it break the bones for easier consumption, it provides a much sturdier surface to eat on

    • @sennaka
      @sennaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Golden Eagles learned about tenderizing early on :)

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Props, honestly. Smart bird. At least it doesn't kill, eat, and/or mate with the children of other birds.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@VenomQuill exactly, now if Golden Eagles did that just for shits and giggles then that would be a dick move

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BEGONE BOTS

  • @crazedhumanoid5701
    @crazedhumanoid5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pelican, Peli-will."
    That was so good.

  • @125rman
    @125rman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your suit doesn’t hide your sins.” Love that line.

  • @Aimi_Kaneko
    @Aimi_Kaneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    “Basically, giant petrols are what would happened if nature messed around and gave hyenas wings”
    -Casual Geographic

    • @Aimi_Kaneko
      @Aimi_Kaneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhhhhhh, the heck is this?

    • @le_meme_man8983
      @le_meme_man8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aimi_Kaneko bots

    • @Aimi_Kaneko
      @Aimi_Kaneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@le_meme_man8983 oh…

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petrols also make cars go

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BEGONE BOTS

  • @Starvin-Marvin
    @Starvin-Marvin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    “That suit doesn’t hide your sins.”
    And after calling them frat boys? I can’t stop laughing!

  • @strawberryseal1851
    @strawberryseal1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    hey
    0:45
    this bird is actually pretty nice
    At least not hostile to humans
    (there's one that even lets you pet it if you bow first, and if you don't it'll just fly to the other side of the enclosure)
    it may be scary but this dude Would see heaven

  • @mulch895
    @mulch895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That capybara looked so annoyed at the pelican

  • @dracosol4415
    @dracosol4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Fun fact: the shrike has a fictional monster dedicated to it. Look up “the shrike hyperion” and that’s what the bird would look like if you were a mouse

    • @SharkyPopTart
      @SharkyPopTart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheeesh

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SharkyPopTart Fun-Fact: Hbomberguy and Sci Man Dan
      are both epic TH-camrs of the highest quality.
      Well, YT-Quality, which basically translates to no Quality, but hey, whatever.

    • @SharkyPopTart
      @SharkyPopTart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loturzelrestaurant Nice

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SharkyPopTart Nice indeed.

    • @AnonYmouSchris19
      @AnonYmouSchris19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy, do you still play smash bros?

  • @dumbo_airlines7485
    @dumbo_airlines7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    In my native language Afrikaans a shrike is called a “laksman” which literally means hangman/executioner

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's crazy :o

    • @gerrit8480
      @gerrit8480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didn't expect to see a fellow Afrikaans person here lmao

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      if Vlad the Impaler was a bird:

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In German they're called "strangler".

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Similar there's the "Neuntöter", the one who kills nine.
      Probably either related or another name for the same bundle of death and feathers.

  • @lj8983
    @lj8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time i watch him talk about birds, i love them more for how much their behaviours show they are predecessors of dinosaurs

    • @romanr.301
      @romanr.301 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean successors.

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The fact that he throws that much shade at the EBR is proof enough for me that he actually does play the games he's sponsored by.

  • @scthereldreyon1038
    @scthereldreyon1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    An interesting fact is that Giant Petrels are so aware of Adélie Penguins being aggressive, that they will actively avoid them at all costs. There’s actually a small bit from a BBC documentary about Emperor Penguins that demonstrates this.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To be fair, would you want to take one of those things on? Imagine you’re hunting, catch an adelie, and his friends show up and start screwing it while you’re eating it.

    • @kyleroman2744
      @kyleroman2744 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Seems the ancestors of the Giant Petrels did tried smack an Adelie Penguin but ended up violated by the thing they thought were foods

    • @ariesdemiurge
      @ariesdemiurge ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Shaun_Jones "Guys, can you NOT?! I'm trying to eat!"

    • @scthereldreyon1038
      @scthereldreyon1038 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kyleroman2744 That is a image to think about.

    • @theoryfoxes1879
      @theoryfoxes1879 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shaun_Jones I'm pretty sure adelies are only this wierd during their mating season

  • @zephyr_walking_spleen
    @zephyr_walking_spleen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, I just discovered you because of a video on why dolphins are evil(a fact that I constantly argue with anyone who even mentions sharks or dolphins). I just have to say, you are so casually hilarious. Thank you.

  • @i.YouTuber1
    @i.YouTuber1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, I truly feel your videos kept me alive during my quarantine with covid. Thank you.

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    We can most definitely judge animals by morality. Orcas and other animals in the dolphin family are smart enough to know they're inflicting suffering on others and it makes them happy.

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tru
      They're still in the minority though.

    • @RANDOM-pf1ve
      @RANDOM-pf1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They don't make the majority of the animal kingdom tho, most animals survive through instincts and luck.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RANDOM-pf1ve or dont survive

    • @fansids1883
      @fansids1883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wouldn't say that, Even if they're empathetic enough to know that they're harming something that doesn't mean that they naturally have morals. They know they're hurting something, but they don't think of it as bad or good. They're amoral creatures.

    • @olserknam
      @olserknam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@suzuhirose5365 seeing comments like this for a thousandth time makes me understand why someone could be happy to inflict suffering on someone else

  • @starbutterfly7938
    @starbutterfly7938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Interesting fact with the Adela penguins, the scientist that discovered and documented the penguins named them hooligan cocks and his research was so disturbing that the history museum of London refused to publish his documents

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Came down the comments just to see if anyone else knew about that. 😂😂😂 It's so precious. George Murray Levick*. He was the typical last of the Victorian English gentleman, well educated, well connected, gung ho for adventuring and all that. I remember reading how horrified he was at the "astonishing depravity" of "hooligan males" and that he only wrote down his observations in Greek. So that no one except an educated gentleman "would understand the horrors he had witnessed." Andy yeah, I'm quite sure the NHM of the day completely agreed with him on that! So they shoved it away in their vast storage areas.
      *he did a lot of interesting stuff to be fair, all pretty gung ho!

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BEGONE BOTS

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AAZ-yu5ss are you reporting the bots or just screaming at them

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it when science gets humourous. Kinda takes off the edge of having to bear witness to these little fucks.

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@princeapoopoo5787 Yes

  • @steevehoyoufat9155
    @steevehoyoufat9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dude deserves a Netflix series and I'd legit get a subscription just for it.

  • @mightyfinn732
    @mightyfinn732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:32 I seen that bird in an episode of the wild kratts, I saw so many bodies that day

  • @Outrageousfirevulture
    @Outrageousfirevulture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "if a peli-can, a peli-will"
    the famous pelican motto

  • @ariefraiser140
    @ariefraiser140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    0:25 Getting smacked with an octopus by a dolphin while canoeing is such an epic story. The fact it was caught on film to show anyone who doubts the tale....priceless

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun-Fact: Hbomberguy and Sci Man Dan
      are both epic TH-camrs of the highest quality.
      Well, YT-Quality, which basically translates to no Quality, but hey, whatever.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was a seal but yeah, still epic!
      EDIT: Here's a better quality vid of it: th-cam.com/video/TIjzojSpx3w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=Taiyo%27T%27Masuda

    • @messoremvitae
      @messoremvitae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just pulled an Frick this dude in particular. You know they must have done something shitty in a previous life.

    • @StarGiraffinum
      @StarGiraffinum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a sea lion but okay.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      W
      T
      A
      F
      !?!
      XD

  • @sheilasixtonazaire1174
    @sheilasixtonazaire1174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If a Peli-CAN...a Peli-WILL!" LOVE THAT!!! 😂

  • @user-uu9ry2jo8u
    @user-uu9ry2jo8u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @casualgeographics thank you for your content, i had the begining of a very busy period at work today. We were down people, and i was overwhelmed with orders. Instead of getting upset about it all, i started started one of your videos. I spent a full 10 hour shift listeneing to you today, and i thank you for keeping my mind buusy enough to get through tonight with my crew intact

  • @DariusKetchum2010
    @DariusKetchum2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    CG: * talks about Adele and Emperor penguins *
    Me: never gonna look at Happy Feet the same way again.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun-Fact: Hbomberguy and Sci Man Dan
      are both epic TH-camrs of the highest quality.
      Well, YT-Quality, which basically translates to no Quality, but hey, whatever.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * Me watching "Farce of the Penguins" *: "Hmm, seems about accurate."

    • @DariusKetchum2010
      @DariusKetchum2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @skratos !
      Casual Geographic. The guy whose channel we watch.

    • @DariusKetchum2010
      @DariusKetchum2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @skratos !
      He did. Not sure when though.

  • @uriahthekey8647
    @uriahthekey8647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Owl's will always be my favourite bird. Man's didn't even realise what happened in the beginning 🤣

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harpy eagle fan right here. I just like them now

    • @jackkrell4238
      @jackkrell4238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ToSP. agreed. Although peregrine falcons are by far my favorite animal

  • @IdentityCrisis1581
    @IdentityCrisis1581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way you describe the habits of these animals is pure poetry.

  • @icarusbinns3156
    @icarusbinns3156 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    About the shrike… I actually like them. The fact that they skewer frikkin’ grasshoppers (actual phobia here) makes me very happy. And in my area, they tend to target old or sick or too-damn-many types of prey.
    And my dude did NOT say sparrows and shrikes are corvids! Jays. Are. Corvids. Shrikes are NOT

  • @SharkLordProductions
    @SharkLordProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Remember kids, birds are just dinosaurs that got tired of the responsibilities that came with ruling the Earth and decided to sit back and watch instead. If they want their throne back they're most definitely reviving the Mesozoic franchise.

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Yeah, from what I've seen even penguins' main predators avoid adeles. I once saw a video of a giant petrol targeting a group of like 8 or so emperor penguin chicks, all mostly grown and bigger than it, which did that defensive circle thing. Then a random adele penguin came across this scene and gave the giant petrol what for which quite quickly made the thing nope the fuck outta there. I remember like 90% of the comments just being about how "even the giant petrols know you don't fuck with adeles!" Seems they have... quite a reputation!

    • @audreydimmel6674
      @audreydimmel6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah don't fuck with them because they already want to do the same to you

    • @jlinus7251
      @jlinus7251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Adeles was probably expecting an orgy with those chick's afterwards and didn't want the bird to ruin it for them.

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I've watched that and it's honestly one of my most favorite classics of animal vid in TH-cam along with those group penguins at the end saying f*ck to the one who slipped and the adorable Owl chick who heard lightning for the first time.

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They're known for being especially sassy. I read an account of a scientist being approached by an Adelie penguin and then being flipper-slapped repeatedly in the shins, and from what I understood, it wasn't out of character at all.

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was Big Bob

  • @daofficialknight0404
    @daofficialknight0404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:47 thanku I'll pwotect u thwenk u again

  • @waltermercado6892
    @waltermercado6892 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy. Extremely informative and incredibly entertaining

  • @thelostone2008
    @thelostone2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    5:29 supposedly not the only bird projectile related death; one old rumour of Vlad the Impalers death said that while on horseback, an Eagle or Falcon dropped either a turtle or tortoise onto his head, killing him.
    I'm sure that was just hearsay, but it seems like death by Avian airdrop was a more common thing back then than it is now.

    • @PhantomDragonEternal
      @PhantomDragonEternal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's like getting red-shelled IRL.

    • @AnimaMik
      @AnimaMik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tactical nuke

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard he was impaled somewhere I can’t remember

    • @kaimagnus5760
      @kaimagnus5760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always though Vlad Tepes was beheaded

    • @wwiiinplastic4712
      @wwiiinplastic4712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I grew up on the Gulf Coast. The gulls would drop oysters and clams onto the parking lots along the beaches here to bust them open. I hate gulls. Flying rats of the sea like pigeons are the flying rats of the cities. Not a fan of flying rats.

  • @BlackSteelRaven
    @BlackSteelRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Chasing a goat ain't easy"
    Oooh man that picture. Absolutely perfect.

  • @KingNito42
    @KingNito42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those penguins changed my whole childhood when you think about happy feet😂😂

  • @rosejurkowski8715
    @rosejurkowski8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly one of the BEST TH-camrs/only reason I'm on TikTok. So thank you!

  • @socialanxiety9153
    @socialanxiety9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I can’t wait to tell my friend who’s favorite animal is a penguin about what I’ve learned.

    • @malokeytheallaround
      @malokeytheallaround 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Make sure you thoroughly explain every detail 😂

  • @ninjamalec
    @ninjamalec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Hey man fun fact, Australia has a totally different type of Butcher Bird!
    And the Wedge Tail Eagle has zero natural enemies or fear, so they attack 18 wheelers. No joke, Western Australia, especially outback WA, is home to the apex predator of the skies. I've driven by a Wedge Tail and its head was the same height as the car. To fly, it needed to run down the road until it generated enough lift and it's wingspan was well over 10 feet.
    The image of that dinosaur bush chook will be burner into my mind for the rest of my life.

    • @remcovanvliet3018
      @remcovanvliet3018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10 ft? You MUST be a fisherman!

    • @horrificpleasantry9474
      @horrificpleasantry9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those birds are now my headcanon explanation for why the burrunjors haven't been found anymore recently

    • @lazyhuman9724
      @lazyhuman9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that’s reason #3567 why I’m gonna avoid Australia

    • @ninjamalec
      @ninjamalec 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remcovanvliet3018
      Not this guy. My nearest beach is 400kms away hahaha.

    • @ninjamalec
      @ninjamalec 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horrificpleasantry9474
      Impressive lizard! Pretty sure the Burrunjor turned into Bungarra though. There is a dreaming story about that from the Northern Lands

  • @johnt.inscrutable1545
    @johnt.inscrutable1545 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You are a truly honest and authentic content creator. I love your sign off and you attitude about donating ONLY if you can. I guess that makes you NOT A PETREL!
    Go, man, go!

  • @Rozebunny14
    @Rozebunny14 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The way you explain everything.. So educational yet entertaining 😂

  • @PardoxTheShifter
    @PardoxTheShifter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Why Some Birds Will Never See Heaven"
    So close yet so far.

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BEGONE BOTS

  • @miikomakes8083
    @miikomakes8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    i love how you can tell that he actually plays the game he is sponsored by just by the way he talks about it. i hate when people dont know what products they are shilling to there viewers, this isnt that

    • @audreydimmel6674
      @audreydimmel6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I know like he actually made that part of the video pretty entertaining.

    • @KhooiMai
      @KhooiMai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      When he start saying you should play the EBR i knew he play the game and or suffer or having fun with the cancer tank

    • @danielrivera1833
      @danielrivera1833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think you are all wrong actually, not being rude of course, just my opinion. Anyone can mention a few features or items in a game and have never played or only a few hours of play time. There’s a lot of those “raid shadow bs” where people mention way more than this fine gentleman did and have also admitted they don’t play and even hate the game (after the endorsement of course)

    • @TroubleMitten
      @TroubleMitten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danielrivera1833 I hate it when people like them just lie about stuff they don't use (products) or play (games). Why agree to be sponsored by them in the first place. I guess they have no morality.

    • @berserkemblem2091
      @berserkemblem2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@TroubleMitten for money at the end of the day bills need to paid and I need to be fed

  • @hjpm101089
    @hjpm101089 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Birds are wild. They are modern day dinosaurs after all.

  • @mondraymondo
    @mondraymondo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That... that transition to the ad is smooth

  • @t.r.luxx1311
    @t.r.luxx1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    The biggest offense, at least to me personally, is seeing a Pelican trying to swallow/consume a Capybara pup. There are many reasons I hate Seagulls and Pelicans but seeing one attempt to do any level of harm to a Capy-pup is unforgivable.

    • @nicolasromani3523
      @nicolasromani3523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Coconut doggy

    • @jotpp7997
      @jotpp7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@ishouldhavebeencareful chilled capybara : not again, peter

    • @WatcherCCG
      @WatcherCCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@ishouldhavebeencareful Not even a jaguar can unsettle those super chill mega rodents. And that's one of the few creatures on this earth with the audacity to dare throw hands at the peaceful creatures.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Seagulls are skyrats
      Pelicans are like as if Rats were the size of larger dogs and could eat nearly anything

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@quinnholloway5400 oh, come on, at least rats can be cute.