@@ArsonFire00probably because everyone in England is an immigrant, just depends how far back you wanna look. Traced my family back 400yrs, turns out I’m mostly Northern European/German… does that make me not eligible to be a national treasure 😉
I had the prostrate exam 2 and a half years ago, they found locally advanced high grade prostrate cancer, 😢 11 months later all clear !! Just love Mickey !!
Micky’s stories resonate with my childhood and yet we lived in countries apart. Processed meat 😂👍I love the way he paints the picture going shopping. Very Funny, 😂
While I’m on a roll, I also tried Radio 3 once. They were talking about “Yiannis Kasidokosta A La Grec”. I was fascinated to learn all about this prodigal new pianist, they were talking about. About 20 minutes later, I realised it was a cookery programme.
I'm not kidding... I live alone, and watched this clip for the first time last night. Magic radio station 😂😭 I cried laughing for half an hour none stop. Woke up this morning with a pain in my rib area... I'm back for more 😂😂😭😭😭
Doctor whites ,i did that shop many times for my mum not having a clue ,they would put them in a brown paper bag for me ,i was no older than 7 ..They were like saddle bags which i found out years later what they were for ..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me and my sisters and brothers still laugh about it now ..RIP MUM love you xx
Your lucky. I once had an exam where my wife came with me. She chatted away happily with the woman doc and to make matters worse the doc slapped me on the arse after she had finished!
Haha, I know exactly what Micky means! My mum used to ask me to get Dr Whites for her at the corner shop when I was about 10 or 11. Totally embarrassing! 😂
We had a local stocking shop. On the corner. We had a full range of corner shops.. Because nylons back then weren't stretch, they had shelf on shelf of every size in every colour. Seamed and seamless. I had to run there on my invisible horse, and, I remember it so clearly, ask for '10 and a half seamless.' Stockings and shoe sizes were different. They also sold Dr Whites and when I asked my mum what they were she just said 'it's a woman's thing.'
Same experience when I was about 10 , my mum would write a list and I would Go to the corner shop with a shopping bag , on the list bread , beans , eggs , sugar 40 B&H for mum and 10 woodbine for my dad , yes selling fags to a 10 year old , and a packet of Dr White's, after a few trips asked mum the question what are these, with a smirk she said they are towels son, she wasn't lying 🤔 it was only when a rhyme started going around the school playground mentioning all the grown up brands the penny dropped 😂
My doctor always called me Mr Saunders . As I got older and had had a few prostate examinations I said to him Dr you've had your finger up my arse three times the least you can do is call me Terry.
I recently had a digital prostate exam. I got Dr "Sausage Fingers" instead of the delicate Chinese lady Dr with the gentle touch. That B******d went at it like a blind man in a bran tub!!! I'm still walking sideways over a week later :-(
@@LFOVCF A bran tub is a barrel filled with sawdust, containing hidden prizes in the sawdust. You see them at kids school fairs and other such things, often with people in up to their armpits rummaging around for the prizes :-) That was what it felt like during my examination :-/
This is a true story. I used to live in the Scottish Borders and as the Government decided to close down the local cottage hospital, everyone had to then take two buses to the Border`s General taking well over an hour - anyhoo, i was told by my G.P. i had to have a ` Prostrate Examination` but, when i pointed out the logistics of getting there she gave me an appointment for a week later in the surgery but, when i got there i was seen by a locum who i`d never seen before who then told me to strip off, lie on the couch with my knees as high up to my chin as possible telling me, this will hurt you more than me. I heard him slap on the purple gloves then nothing - well, that`s what i thought. He told me to get dressed and when i enquired if he wasn`t going to do it, already said he had. I walked over to his side and looked carefully at his rolled down sleeve when he asked me what i was looking at, i said i was just checking to see if his watch was still on. Needless to say, he wrote that down and when my own G.P. got back she called me in and we both had a good laugh, somehow the locum didn`t see the funny side. Another wee tidbit from the same surgery, i had to have fortnightly injections from the nurse in my hip which became very painful over time so, i asked the soon-to-retired nurse if she`s give me a good slap on each cheek before she gave me the jab i wouldn`t feel it as much. She blushed and told me she couldn`t do that when i said, she had my permission to do so so, as the waiting room was directly outside her door, all the locals could hear was a loud whack when i came out with a large grin on my face. This went on for just over 2 years and when i left there to come back to Glasgow and civilisation, i popped in to say my cheerios and to finally say to the same nurse - ` There are some people in this town who`d pay a fortune to have an older woman in a nurses uniform to just give them a good slap and i got it for free on the N.H.S.` Her face was a picture and much redder than the morning Sun. I said, your secret is safe with me. She`ll be long since retired now.
I was examined. The doctor said.. CAN THE STUDENT DOC TRY? Why did I say OK. I walked out after 2 unspeakable examinations for my prostrate by ET and his Dad. 😂 Phoned my mate leaving the surgery. I felt violated. Sick. You have to laugh. Us blokes and doctors. Mickey is brill.❤
I had a charity appeal letter once asking me if I would like to donate towards the search for a cure for prostrate cancer. I thought no, but I would donate toward the search for a new test for prostrate cancer.
ive just had an op for a urethral stricture, during the course of finding things out i got two 'little tickles' never felt a thing, well worth having just to make sure.
As I got older I gradually transferred from the rock radio stations to classic fm.wud be great if they didn't ruin things by repeating the bloody news headlines every-fekin-half hr! That news intro drives me MENTAL!.wanna be young agn but just can't help acting old sometimes 😵. btw Micky just reminded me of a childhood memory..first time I recall noticing Jeremy Beadle's hand.i laughed so hysterically my head was sore n had tears.feel bad now for laughing but was only a wee nipper n didn't know any better 😋
I'm 51 and I've been swerving the prostate exam for a bit. Well I bit the bullet and went for it the other month.... Still hurts.... I swear when I looked round he was putting a bleedin great hawthorn branch in the bin!
Love this man, so funny, best comedian we have these days. Seen him live, the audience were with him all the way.
If you have shitty days like I do, just listen to this man. An English national treasure.
Funny how many English national treasures don't have English names...
@@ArsonFire00 And your point? Wiki says English so more than happy to go with that. Perhaps we should ask him personally.
Bell end
@@ArsonFire00probably because everyone in England is an immigrant, just depends how far back you wanna look. Traced my family back 400yrs, turns out I’m mostly Northern European/German… does that make me not eligible to be a national treasure 😉
❤ he is hilarious !! Love him !! ❤
My doctors brilliant he had both hands on my shoulder when he checked my prostrate, amazing.
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius 🙀😂😂
I don’t get it
🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣For a few secs I was trying to work out how he did that!😂🤣😂🤣😂
“And who have I got, Pat Jennings.” Priceless! 🤣🤣
'Why couldn't l get Jeremy Beadle'🤣😂
Could of been Caitlin Jenner.
@@frankspencer6935 Ooooohmmmmm Betty!
I'm bein' harrASSED!!
Absolutely the perfect line. Didn’t see it coming
I had the prostrate exam 2 and a half years ago, they found locally advanced high grade prostrate cancer, 😢 11 months later all clear !! Just love Mickey !!
Rubbish, there is no cure for prostate cancer.
Glad you all clear mate.
@@pyroed7044 cheers ✌
🙏💙🙏💙🙏
😁💪👊
What a brilliant routine - especially the 70s references - genius 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think I have ever laughed so much in my entire life, I am actually crying
Check out Eddie izzard he'll help you.
Only Micky Flanagan could bring Pat Jennings's name into a comedy routine.Legend.
Was she the one that had the cafe on Eastenders?
Why couldn't I get Jeremy Beagle 😂😂😂, better than shoe Horning pat Jennings into a gag
@@helipeek2736 No she worked behind the bar in the Woolpack.
I'm surprised it got such a laugh.Half that audience surely wouldn't know who he was?!!
Stick it on bruv 😂 😂 😂 😂
Micky’s stories resonate with my childhood and yet we lived in countries apart. Processed meat 😂👍I love the way he paints the picture going shopping. Very Funny, 😂
When I had my prostate examined, the doctor insisted on inserting two fingers; he told me he wanted a second opinion. What a thorough guy.
that is hilarious!!!!
🤣😂🤣😂
It wasn't his 2nd finger🤣🤣
England should be proud to have produced this quality.
Greeting from Ireland...
Guys a legend
Funny as fuck.
Absolutely CLASSIC . Brilliant.
'Why can't I have the little hand?' 🤣🤣🤣
OMFG ... I just looked it up and they really did have a belt. Thank goodness for progress.
Yes..it really did! lol
While I’m on a roll, I also tried Radio 3 once. They were talking about “Yiannis Kasidokosta A La Grec”. I was fascinated to learn all about this prodigal new pianist, they were talking about. About 20 minutes later, I realised it was a cookery programme.
I'm not kidding... I live alone, and watched this clip for the first time last night. Magic radio station 😂😭 I cried laughing for half an hour none stop. Woke up this morning with a pain in my rib area... I'm back for more 😂😂😭😭😭
he he
bravo lass
Somehow doubt that!
@@nathanwilliams9176 and why do you doubt it?
@@lfc945 wanna say it again, in English??
Best comedian by far😂😂😂
Jeremy Beadle just as I was swigging a beer, I'll go and change then....
The little hand...One of the features of this Universe that, once seen, cannot be unseen......not EVER!
@@InputCity Watching dead pool reminded me of Beadle's hand!
As if I wasn’t laughing enough, I read your comment and it floored me !!!
Chorley FM is where it's at. Coming in your ears daily
Those Doctor White's jam rags were so big, they could have been used to insulate your fucking loft.
Ha ha!! Like it
😂😂😂
Don't tell that to the m25 lot 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Dr Whites. Remember having to go out and get them for my mum too. Thought it was only me
I had a list too and no money, i had to say mom will pay Friday.....☹ ham, spam and corned beef😬
Oh how the children of today are shielded!
Me too
Doctor whites ,i did that shop many times for my mum not having a clue ,they would put them in a brown paper bag for me ,i was no older than 7 ..They were like saddle bags which i found out years later what they were for ..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me and my sisters and brothers still laugh about it now ..RIP MUM love you xx
You and me both 🤦♂️
@@ianwatson3315 Ian 🤣🤣,Best time of my life from the early 70's to the end of the 80's ,Where did it all go wrong 🤦♂🤣
“It’s the journey of life. Radio 1, Radio 2, Classic FM, Heart, Magic, dead” - Jez Usbourne
Omg I can't breathe for laughing. Remember going to the chemist for my mum. Lol
Your lucky. I once had an exam where my wife came with me. She chatted away happily with the woman doc and to make matters worse the doc slapped me on the arse after she had finished!
Sounds fun tbh
Must have been a nice one!!
I need her for my first exam! 😂😂
Edd. 😂😂😂
@Gasmk3 Gasmk3 😂😂😂
Haha, I know exactly what Micky means! My mum used to ask me to get Dr Whites for her at the corner shop when I was about 10 or 11. Totally embarrassing! 😂
We had a local stocking shop. On the corner. We had a full range of corner shops.. Because nylons back then weren't stretch, they had shelf on shelf of every size in every colour. Seamed and seamless. I had to run there on my invisible horse, and, I remember it so clearly, ask for '10 and a half seamless.' Stockings and shoe sizes were different. They also sold Dr Whites and when I asked my mum what they were she just said 'it's a woman's thing.'
Me too! Had no idea what they were.
Same experience when I was about 10 , my mum would write a list and I would Go to the corner shop with a shopping bag , on the list bread , beans , eggs , sugar 40 B&H for mum and 10 woodbine for my dad , yes selling fags to a 10 year old , and a packet of Dr White's, after a few trips asked mum the question what are these, with a smirk she said they are towels son, she wasn't lying 🤔 it was only when a rhyme started going around the school playground mentioning all the grown up brands the penny dropped 😂
Glad I was not alone in that one.😂😂
“Why can’t I get Jeremy Beadle?! 6:35 😅😂😂
Doctor Whites... oh the memories :-)
😂😂😂 I'd forgotten about Dr.White's.
Happy days 😂😂😂
Why did they think they were comfortable!
Yea it brings it all back
Like having a 500 tog duvet between your legs. Lol.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I almost pissed myself laughing
He can sing!!!
"Magic FM: for when you've settled in to middle age and it's fine"
Love this guy.
Oh no!! Lolllzzzz. I talk to the radio. 🤣🤣🤣
My doctor always called me Mr Saunders . As I got older and had had a few prostate examinations I said to him Dr you've had your finger up my arse three times the least you can do is call me Terry.
He likes a bit of Terry's Chocolate Starfish.
Had me in tears
Terribly fantastic!
“We had joy! We had fun!”
I recently had a digital prostate exam. I got Dr "Sausage Fingers" instead of the delicate Chinese lady Dr with the gentle touch. That B******d went at it like a blind man in a bran tub!!! I'm still walking sideways over a week later :-(
😂 Crying laughing here....cheers!
OMFG I'm dying here, and I don't even know what a bran tub is! (this is so hard to write, im crying and spontaneously guffawing😂🤣
@@LFOVCF A bran tub is a barrel filled with sawdust, containing hidden prizes in the sawdust. You see them at kids school fairs and other such things, often with people in up to their armpits rummaging around for the prizes :-) That was what it felt like during my examination :-/
Didn't no you can sing bro 😂😂👊
Know. For fuck sake.
@@simonhennesey3256 it's a losing battle for pedants
@@mizread Aye. Being able to speak your own language. What a life skill.
I am crying Jeremy Beadle 😂😭
Why can't I get Jeremy Beadle? 🤣
Hope he tour's again love him 🤣🤣🤣
Love Magic FM cos of you!
''There's only 4 in there''
Still makes me laugh like a mad witch
"Why can't I get Jeremy Beadle?" 😂
Got my prostate checked, doc says "Take yer trousers off." I said 'Where will i put them?' He said "Over there next to mine.."
😃
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was a lovely ending
Well micky you could've been a singer 😆 great comedian indeed tho 👍
But he sings like Jonathan Ross speaks.
No he couldnt 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣
@@benjic80 🤣🤣
My doctor gave me some tissue when I had my prostate exam; the Climie Fisher song "Rise to the Occasion" was very apt during this examination
Mickey you are pure gold i cannote see for laughing so muxh!
Best to ever do it 🙌
exactly, look lively no messing about micky.
Standing here near the prostate clinic 🤣🤣🤣😅, literally staff dressed for it...🤣🤣🤣
This is a true story. I used to live in the Scottish Borders and as the Government decided to close down the local cottage hospital, everyone had to then take two buses to the Border`s General taking well over an hour - anyhoo, i was told by my G.P. i had to have a ` Prostrate Examination` but, when i pointed out the logistics of getting there she gave me an appointment for a week later in the surgery but, when i got there i was seen by a locum who i`d never seen before who then told me to strip off, lie on the couch with my knees as high up to my chin as possible telling me, this will hurt you more than me. I heard him slap on the purple gloves then nothing - well, that`s what i thought. He told me to get dressed and when i enquired if he wasn`t going to do it, already said he had. I walked over to his side and looked carefully at his rolled down sleeve when he asked me what i was looking at, i said i was just checking to see if his watch was still on.
Needless to say, he wrote that down and when my own G.P. got back she called me in and we both had a good laugh, somehow the locum didn`t see the funny side.
Another wee tidbit from the same surgery, i had to have fortnightly injections from the nurse in my hip which became very painful over time so, i asked the soon-to-retired nurse if she`s give me a good slap on each cheek before she gave me the jab i wouldn`t feel it as much. She blushed and told me she couldn`t do that when i said, she had my permission to do so so, as the waiting room was directly outside her door, all the locals could hear was a loud whack when i came out with a large grin on my face. This went on for just over 2 years and when i left there to come back to Glasgow and civilisation, i popped in to say my cheerios and to finally say to the same nurse - ` There are some people in this town who`d pay a fortune to have an older woman in a nurses uniform to just give them a good slap and i got it for free on the N.H.S.` Her face was a picture and much redder than the morning Sun. I said, your secret is safe with me. She`ll be long since retired now.
Yea cool story bro
Jesus Christ! It would take less time to read the bible than that story!
@@runawayplane6166 Its not compulsory to read it but, as it should only take a minute to read, i`m guessing your attention level is short.
@@andyhughes5885 A minute? I’d need to take a week off work!
NottsKing Co oh, I do apologise, I didn't know you're reading skills were sub standard.
I was examined. The doctor said..
CAN THE STUDENT DOC TRY?
Why did I say OK.
I walked out after 2 unspeakable examinations for my prostrate by ET and his Dad. 😂
Phoned my mate leaving the surgery. I felt violated. Sick.
You have to laugh. Us blokes and doctors.
Mickey is brill.❤
i am literally crying with laughter
She will onli cause n atmosphere 🤣🤣🤣 what a legend
I had a charity appeal letter once asking me if I would like to donate towards the search for a cure for prostrate cancer. I thought no, but I would donate toward the search for a new test for prostrate cancer.
Was just about to shut youtube down bored out of my nut watching video after video then this little blinder pops up! Sleep can wait 🤣
I can fully relate to this , been there , loved it, got the trauma lol
Flanagan is just absolutely fucking hilarious would love to see him live
😂😂😂 u too funny bro
Currently very sick with covid mickey Flanagan getting me through it😂
I had one of these examinations but he had his hands on my shoulders.
😂😂😂😂
@Dario DeNiro it was when he finished !
In the West Midlands the man with the biggest gloves in football was Hugh Johns.
When I had my prostate exam I said to the doctor where do I put my underpants?.....he replied just put them over there on the table next to mine 🤔
TH-cam shows a red line under the videos you've already watched. Anyone else scroll down just in case? And then watch them again? 😅
Had mine, was so traumatised I had to go for an ice cream afterwards!
...she'll only cause an atmosphere....😂
Thanks Micky
Best is still 'Fletch'.....MOOOOON RI-VER....
About time ya got ya own channel
Fabulous!
Apsolute legend ❤
Legend 😂😂😂
*The Best*
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Who else liked the video before bothering to watch it first? 😉
I always ask my doctor to show me their hands! Fingers like butchers sausages and I walk out!
Jeremy Beadle "The Clock" one large hand and one small..forgot all about him..
Micky Flanagan, so funny
I was in the hospital on the bed and had a finger inserted then he left and a nurse came in and said “who was that”
😂
everyone loves a bit of Tragic FM every now and then..🥺😂
Vin diesel @ 6:26 😂
ive just had an op for a urethral stricture, during the course of finding things out i got two 'little tickles' never felt a thing, well worth having just to make sure.
That's the joy of having a hoop like the channel tunnel. 😉😁👍
Love it
As I got older I gradually transferred from the rock radio stations to classic fm.wud be great if they didn't ruin things by repeating the bloody news headlines every-fekin-half hr! That news intro drives me MENTAL!.wanna be young agn but just can't help acting old sometimes 😵. btw Micky just reminded me of a childhood memory..first time I recall noticing Jeremy Beadle's hand.i laughed so hysterically my head was sore n had tears.feel bad now for laughing but was only a wee nipper n didn't know any better 😋
When a man gets to forty he's reached the digital age.
Playing with your mouse?
I'm 51 and I've been swerving the prostate exam for a bit. Well I bit the bullet and went for it the other month.... Still hurts.... I swear when I looked round he was putting a bleedin great hawthorn branch in the bin!
2020 - Wearing 'Slim' Dr Whites across our faces...
I Really like micky flanagan he So Funny
Gonna shear me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smooth radio was my adult discovery
I had one but the dr also had one finger in my mouth same time is that normal
Did you bite?
😂😂😂😂
You're fine as long as their fingers don't swap ends.
The DW's were Huge lol
If your not first, your last.
-Ricky Bobby
he is one funny bastard :O)