@@MrBobthebird I dont ...i look for entertainment on utube and looked at it ..is that ok for you ?...after watching it for a few minutes i decided it was enough .....pathetic to watch a non joke comedian being watched by muppets ...muppets who laugh at anything ....if you watch the audience they are ready to laugh even before the non punchline....
@@delcamelot Personally I think you need help. ??? such venom coming out of a bitter person, get help before you do someone harm, Weird. Micky Flanagan is doing no harm, People go to see or hear him voluntarily. Whereas you force your nastiness, Bitterness on people who come on here to have fun, not listen to a warped, Bitter person like you . Sick person indeed.
This guy is brilliant. He has the audience eating out the palm of his hand. Everything he does even down to the odd swear word is all done with tongue-in-cheek. Nice one Mickey.
There were a couple of girls at our school would take orders. From jeans to jackets, I was so scared of getting caught, I never stole a thing. Especially as there was a rumour that if you stole from down the market they would take you ‘round the back’ and give you a hiding. The thought of that stressed me so much I still assume store staff think I’m on the thieve as a 57 year old 😂
Haa haaa I did some night work in 24 hour petrol station and we used to demolish the snacks and sandwiches. The boss never said word but SHE KNNEWWWWWWWW,!!.,
For me it was makeup in boots and sweets in woolworths hahaha my friend used to nick the straightners from boots but got caught in the pound shop for creme eggs 😂😂 the look on their face when they emptied her bag to see she had treated herself to boots, superdrug and woolworths aswel, luckily the only person who caught me was my mum 🤦♀️ "Where the fuck are you getting all this make up from?.... wait I'm having that, its my colour" 😂😂
@@RoastLambShanks chips has gravy on it, don't be a commoner putting red sauce on chips ffs. And brown sauce is acceptable on pork pie middle class society bruv, it's mustard for yer traditional cold eating chicken and ham pie innit ;o)
Keeps going on about how he's Cake oh with dough as they say darn sarf!!! When they mean theyve got money. Says he's not rubbing it in, but coming from nothing etc. He can't believe it. Well he is rubbing it in, even if he does it subconsciously. He's rubbing it in now he's got plenty. And I for one couldn't give a toss if he is rubbing it in. Purposefully or subconsciously. I'm glad for the lad and I hope it continues indefinitely, and that he, his Mrs and anyone else he cares to spend it on really enjoys it. Well done Mick. Your talent for cheering us up is worth an absolute fortune and it's worth its weight in gold, you made it happen mate!!. Go on me owd saarrnn!!!
Hmm, I would advocate any kind of sauce as a masticatory lubricant, snd adding a pinch of piquancy into the bargain. Sometimes a pork pie flavour can become somewhat overwhelmed by the natural flavour of the "embalming" grease, especially if it has been in leaching into the envelope of the crust for a day or two.
I still have a tiny tickle every now n then. Nothing big.. Few weeks back I had a proper blocked hooter. I Slipped into Tesco's and pilfered the own brand nose squirter. Dunno why I had the doe, I just wandered about as I needed some bits and I thought why not. So I chored it lol 51, if I get caught it won't half be embarrassing but thats the tickle lol
Love a bit of mustard on a pork pie, but there's a lot to be said for a little drop of brown sauce every now an then instead. If Micky likes a bit of red sauce then fair play, but I think we can all agree that eating a dry pork pie is the behaviour of a bastard.
I always take something i just can't help myself ,I even did it with wife and kids even if I didn't want it, kids got older and told me not to do it always pissed themselves laughing in the car. Must be an East End thing lol . Ps people at work on the dlr used to call me micky Flanagan, probably because we are both hansom fuckers i reckon
I'm white working class as well. My old man would never blatantly steal something like Micky's. I think that unlike Flanagan Senior, "a semi-professional", many working class parents were opportunist thieves and fraudsters and passed this onto their kids. We had small fire at home once which didn't cause much damage. The next day, my dad came home from work with some burnt and singed items to put on the insurance claim. One of these was my small, portable, reel-to-reel tape recorder which didn't work and now would never work since it was half melted. It looked like something out of a Dali painting. Many years later, I remember my mum encouraging her grandkids to walk past the queue into an adventure park and wait for us inside. When we arrived at the ticket window, she conveniently forgot to pay for them (6 kids). That kind of attitude to petty crime stays with you all your life. I no longer even take opportunities. When I was fairly newly married, I tried on a pair shoes in a shoe shop and while walking about in them, I walked out of the shop since no-one seemed to be looking. My wife found me sitting in the car and when she found out what I'd done, she was horrified and disgusted. I've never taken opportunities like that again. (Except for walking out of a bookshop without paying for "Angela's Ashes" in the late 1990s - my only relapse.)
ExEssex : ...but the rich steal by tax evasion and getting government policy all set in their favour....so, the the working class are pikers by comparison.
@@remlatzargonix1329 Hmm, not quite RZ. If I allowed the poor to have more money they would simply spend some of it on wine, women and song and then squander the rest. That's my job.
Used to have a drink with Mickey, and Paulie back in the day in cricklewood back in the 90s very funny good taking the piss our of people never a slag ,aways good laugh, 🤣the boozer was the hole in the wall ,McGowan pub ,them were good old days
I went through a stage of stealing clothes and shoes in my teens. Just used to take a top into the changing room, rip the security tag off, put it on and walk out the shop wearing it. So brazen 😅 Never got caught 😏
Just a random one. I don't get what the crack is with the one show accent. I tried finding a clip of the one show thinking it would be some african lady, but it's not hehe
Mickey's dad sound like a Grade-A legend to me.. I don't even know what a grade-A legend is but I saw this same comment 8 times among 32 comments so hopefully somebody will give me answers
I do it regularly with Micky! If I can get away with a bottle of wine on the self-service till - niiiice one! It gives me more cash to give to the homeless bloke outside the S'market. Result!
@@rosiefay7283 thanks. I know I shouldn't be such a misogynist. It's not just because of her background, but it's the voice. I am from the North East of England, but girls from my homeland, their accents are like a knife blade dragged over rough glass.
You wanna know why a sarnie costs so much? It's coz the company has to bump its prices up to compensate for all they lose through people nicking stuff.
Fuck off, it's 'cos they know if your in the services on a motorway it's because you have no choice so they can charge what they like, all retail companies take loss through theft into account, not just motorways services.
😂😂😂😂 He doesn't even know his material is on YT, let alone any comments!!! That's cos' someone nicked it, and after all if he goes round nicking stuff so can we ... his!!! It's karma (?) and we're doing it for all the services' sandwiches, pocket size pork pies and tomato saust he blagged over last 15 years. In fact he owes a vast debt to society. The more I think about him nicking stuff the more worked up I'm getting and dangerously close to doing a Bruce Banner ... I think he should go to prison ... and lecture the crims that crime doesn't pay. Let them see that by nicking sarnies for 15 years he has now, sadly, ended up a millionaire doing stand up comedy shows and being on TV. What kind of life is that?!!!!
I remember when I was younger I wasn’t allowed bubble gum but every trip too the supermarket I would pocket a few packs got caught by my mum as I always got the ones with the temporary tattoos and stupidly I put the tattoo on my room was searched and there under the bed is three packs of unopened bubble gum 😂
I can’t stop watching Micky, absolutely love him
I have only recently discovered Micky Flnagan but by far the best comedian currently. I never laugh so much when i am wathcing his shows. Brilliant
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Me too. I have the same sir name. So be mut be good lol
Me too!
We're you been out chav fkc sake
@@jamiecook4288 0l
Mickey, comedians like you are very rare nowadays. You sir, are a class act.... "Boooyakashaan". Love you brother
bloody genius, havnt watched him for years, forget how funny he is
Micky is a treasure ❤️
Got to love this man 😂
Yep complete legend !
The best comedian ever would love to see him live ❤
I had the pleasure of seeing him live at the O2, laughed so much I nearly peed my pants 🤣🤣
Howling even harder as soon as the run came along 😂😂😂 love you Micky, you're a legend you always make me laugh
Gets me every time 😂
I’ve never laughed so much
Absolutely brilliant
By far the best comedian
I love you Micky, the international lover boy.
Micky is my favourite male comedian of all time. He is incredible.
I have a friend who acts very like Micky .. so he's one of my faves , but others like the late Sean Lock etc are decent also
Only men are funny bro.
So your favourite then....
The 89 dislikes are service station druggies
Why do people waste money going to see him ...Not at all funny ...Fools and their money are soon parted .
Jesus who’s upset her
@@delcamelot Why do you waste time listening or watching something you don't like, Weird ?????.
@@MrBobthebird I dont ...i look for entertainment on utube and looked at it ..is that ok for you ?...after watching it for a few minutes i decided it was enough .....pathetic to watch a non joke comedian being watched by muppets ...muppets who laugh at anything ....if you watch the audience they are ready to laugh even before the non punchline....
@@delcamelot Personally I think you need help. ??? such venom coming out of a bitter person, get help before you do someone harm, Weird. Micky Flanagan is doing no harm, People go to see or hear him voluntarily. Whereas you force your nastiness, Bitterness on people who come on here to have fun, not listen to a warped, Bitter person like you . Sick person indeed.
This guy is brilliant.
He has the audience eating out the palm of his hand.
Everything he does even down to the odd swear word is all done with tongue-in-cheek.
Nice one Mickey.
Rubbish pure nonsense
@@davekelly6536 Is that your what3words location?
@@t1n4444 it's what his parents said when they found out he was theirs
@@blank-dr2kx They actually said it was his location???!!!
The service station workers watching this: 👁👄👁
Prob laugh
"Teasing I & I, teasing I & I!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’ve been stealing them for 15 years!” 😆
Best ever ,makes me laugh so much
Mickey .. always make me laugh mate. Guaranteed to chase the black dog away. Luv it
He’s bloody glorious 🤣
Man said "no vex me you p***ycloth" 😂🤣 tf is one of them
"well you're wearing one of your fuckin' trainers out a bit lively aint ya!" XD
Got a bit tasty rye!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I can't 😂 thank you for making me proper belly laugh 😂 😂 🥪 💪🏻
Arvzie Arvzie Bal I ain’t greedy Bal!😂
Sooo funny love him 🤣 so like one of my mates x one of the best xx
Love it Micky😂😂😂
Thus guy is just brilliant 👏 🤣
I was on it's a knockout!! class....
Absolutely brilliant Micky. ❤😂
Love this guy brilliant 😂❤x
Bosh, out the building 😂😂😂😂
There were a couple of girls at our school would take orders. From jeans to jackets, I was so scared of getting caught, I never stole a thing. Especially as there was a rumour that if you stole from down the market they would take you ‘round the back’ and give you a hiding. The thought of that stressed me so much I still assume store staff think I’m on the thieve as a 57 year old 😂
I'm arrrrrsssking you ,howwwrrrrrreee much?.....4paaaaaaaand Sevennnnny!
I had my son a couple of years after this 1st came out on dvd. his name is harvey ive nick named him harvsey harvseys
Genius . .. My Simple Magical gentle Man . 😀 You have not a clue. Can you handle it thou 🤣🙏🏿🤣😘 x
You know what he meant by that right?
Got to be Pork Pie with salad Cream. I know! But don't knock it till you've tried it ❤
They taste the same but they cost less!
I can't believe it!!!
Micky - is one funny ....... x love Micky x
I understand why you looked so proud. It's the sauce. And then it's the Sauce!
Micky's Dad sounds like a Grade-A legend to me.
Why have you copied that comment? Loser.
hahaha 2 pork pies.... i just just download your Out Out dvd lol
Haa haaa I did some night work in 24 hour petrol station and we used to demolish the snacks and sandwiches. The boss never said word but SHE KNNEWWWWWWWW,!!.,
One of the best to do it 🙌
The mans a legend and l saw tonight that Little Mix are Going Out Out lol
I'm asking your how much for cheese and pickle sandwich!!! Once again Mickey has me laughing. Cheer's Fella.
Cheer's? You're kidding me, yes? Cheer's? How did you even get your phone to do that?!
He knows women so well and how to grovel....😂❤
For me it was makeup in boots and sweets in woolworths hahaha my friend used to nick the straightners from boots but got caught in the pound shop for creme eggs 😂😂 the look on their face when they emptied her bag to see she had treated herself to boots, superdrug and woolworths aswel, luckily the only person who caught me was my mum 🤦♀️
"Where the fuck are you getting all this make up from?.... wait I'm having that, its my colour" 😂😂
The last comment reminds me of Al Murray on kids. Do you turn them in, or do you keep the flatscreen T.V!!
Bloody Brilliant 🤣🤣I actually nicked a shake a make from Woolworths as a kid ,Don't Laugh RJ 🤦♂🤦♂,i'm not proud of myself plus it was crap 🤣🤣
Proper tea leaf.
Gives All the Laughs, don' he.
Nice beard
Cheese and pickle sandwich!!
Hello beautiful how are you 💗?
I like cheese 🧀 and pickle sandwich 🥪 too
Come on candace grubbs say hi 👋
@@wholovesyoubabywholovesyou1147 mate I hope you're taking the piss lol
@@wholovesyoubabywholovesyou1147 weirdo
ill be honest i went around averys putting birds in jacket pockets like a magician
Your own pocket or someone else’s? I don’t know what I’d do if I found a canary in my pocket 😂
‘AVIARIES.’
Brown sauce on pork pie
No, English Mustard. Its a pork pie for fucks sake, not a bag chips.
@@RoastLambShanks chips has gravy on it, don't be a commoner putting red sauce on chips ffs. And brown sauce is acceptable on pork pie middle class society bruv, it's mustard for yer traditional cold eating chicken and ham pie innit ;o)
Didnt relise people had pork pie with red sauce lol always had brown pickle with mine
This man ....🤣❤
I've just bought tickets for "Jimmy Saville - The Musical" !! - "Jewelry Jewelry".
Jingle jangle jewellery
I'm always on the prowl..if it ain't nailed down it's fair game...
What does he say at 6:16 that makes people laugh so hard? I just cant figire it out?
“I was on it’s a knockout” a game show hosted by Stuart hall who was outed as a nonce
Tooo much micky! 😄
Keeps going on about how he's Cake oh with dough as they say darn sarf!!! When they mean theyve got money. Says he's not rubbing it in, but coming from nothing etc. He can't believe it. Well he is rubbing it in, even if he does it subconsciously. He's rubbing it in now he's got plenty. And I for one couldn't give a toss if he is rubbing it in. Purposefully or subconsciously. I'm glad for the lad and I hope it continues indefinitely, and that he, his Mrs and anyone else he cares to spend it on really enjoys it. Well done Mick. Your talent for cheering us up is worth an absolute fortune and it's worth its weight in gold, you made it happen mate!!. Go on me owd saarrnn!!!
I concur with said statement 🎩
Next time get the Mustard.
colemans too :)
Victoria Parker. The only thing to eat with porkpie, always had it for breakfast on Christmas Day a tradition in Leics.
Nah - horseradish sauce!
Hmm, I would advocate any kind of sauce as a masticatory lubricant, snd adding a pinch of piquancy into the bargain.
Sometimes a pork pie flavour can become somewhat overwhelmed by the natural flavour of the "embalming" grease, especially if it has been in leaching into the envelope of the crust for a day or two.
@@valsim116 Melton Mobray Pork Pie 😇
The name of the band was Showadde' Wadde'. Jewelry Jewelry!!
I still have a tiny tickle every now n then. Nothing big.. Few weeks back I had a proper blocked hooter. I Slipped into Tesco's and pilfered the own brand nose squirter. Dunno why I had the doe, I just wandered about as I needed some bits and I thought why not. So I chored it lol 51, if I get caught it won't half be embarrassing but thats the tickle lol
Quality 🤣🤣
Personally, it has to be Colman's English Mustard on a Pork Pie!
Love a bit of mustard on a pork pie, but there's a lot to be said for a little drop of brown sauce every now an then instead.
If Micky likes a bit of red sauce then fair play, but I think we can all agree that eating a dry pork pie is the behaviour of a bastard.
Pure bastard on the dry pork pie right enough
Never added anything to a pork pie! It's never occurred to me 🤣
@@liz2062 Ok, you like a dry pork pie, nothing wrong with that.
Bastard
@@88Switches 🤣😉
I always take something i just can't help myself ,I even did it with wife and kids even if I didn't want it, kids got older and told me not to do it always pissed themselves laughing in the car. Must be an East End thing lol . Ps people at work on the dlr used to call me micky Flanagan, probably because we are both hansom fuckers i reckon
I'm white working class as well. My old man would never blatantly steal something like Micky's. I think that unlike Flanagan Senior, "a semi-professional", many working class parents were opportunist thieves and fraudsters and passed this onto their kids. We had small fire at home once which didn't cause much damage. The next day, my dad came home from work with some burnt and singed items to put on the insurance claim. One of these was my small, portable, reel-to-reel tape recorder which didn't work and now would never work since it was half melted. It looked like something out of a Dali painting. Many years later, I remember my mum encouraging her grandkids to walk past the queue into an adventure park and wait for us inside. When we arrived at the ticket window, she conveniently forgot to pay for them (6 kids). That kind of attitude to petty crime stays with you all your life. I no longer even take opportunities. When I was fairly newly married, I tried on a pair shoes in a shoe shop and while walking about in them, I walked out of the shop since no-one seemed to be looking. My wife found me sitting in the car and when she found out what I'd done, she was horrified and disgusted. I've never taken opportunities like that again. (Except for walking out of a bookshop without paying for "Angela's Ashes" in the late 1990s - my only relapse.)
ExEssex : ...but the rich steal by tax evasion and getting government policy all set in their favour....so, the the working class are pikers by comparison.
@Factual Fox What! You're married to an engine driver?!
Cool story Bruv.
@Factual Fox 😂
@@remlatzargonix1329 Hmm, not quite RZ.
If I allowed the poor to have more money they would simply spend some of it on wine, women and song and then squander the rest.
That's my job.
Used to have a drink with Mickey, and Paulie back in the day in cricklewood back in the 90s very funny good taking the piss our of people never a slag ,aways good laugh, 🤣the boozer was the hole in the wall ,McGowan pub ,them were good old days
I nicked this stand up on cd from a service station
I went through a stage of stealing clothes and shoes in my teens. Just used to take a top into the changing room, rip the security tag off, put it on and walk out the shop wearing it. So brazen 😅 Never got caught 😏
I think we’ve all nicked a top (or two) from New look in our teens lol!!
See one you really love but never have the money for it when your a kid!
Chubby T Hell yes!!
And “Fatty” If I wanted to, Today I could buy the company. 😘
Good for you mate. I love a bit of pilfering.
Hayley Quinn stop chatting shit You melt
Quality
Just a random one. I don't get what the crack is with the one show accent. I tried finding a clip of the one show thinking it would be some african lady, but it's not hehe
You can't have pork pies without Sherwood's Mango Chutney.
pervert ;o)
More of a Bransdon pickle man myself
Dilla The Hun Or even Branston Pickle...
Daniel James yeah or that
Mickey's dad sound like a Grade-A legend to me.. I don't even know what a grade-A legend is but I saw this same comment 8 times among 32 comments so hopefully somebody will give me answers
its mickey's dad
The cheese and pickle does me every time
I don't get the "i was on it's a knockout" line. Anyone wanna explain that to me?
Stuart Hall, one of the presenters was convicted of indecent assault.
@@judithbaban5150 ahh, nice one 👍
Cheese and pickle sandwich Magic Radio
I do it regularly with Micky! If I can get away with a bottle of wine on the self-service till - niiiice one! It gives me more cash to give to the homeless bloke outside the S'market. Result!
Good
The homage to Alex Jones on The One Show. How can someone looking half decent, sound like metal sheeting being angle-ground?
Though I wouldn't choose your simile, there's lots of Americans I feel the same way about.
@@rosiefay7283 thanks. I know I shouldn't be such a misogynist. It's not just because of her background, but it's the voice. I am from the North East of England, but girls from my homeland, their accents are like a knife blade dragged over rough glass.
Your comment doesn't make sense to this video
Your biggest crime is a pork pie has brown sauce.
Pork pie and red sauce? How bizarre. Pork pie and mustard. Proper.
Brown on a pork pie
😂😂😂
Pork Pies, you want to get yourself a Ginsters Micky.
Red sauce. That ketchup right?
Yep
Naa! Brown sauce!
You wanna know why a sarnie costs so much? It's coz the company has to bump its prices up to compensate for all they lose through people nicking stuff.
So which came first - the chicken or the egg?
Bollocks, the Trusthose Forte family have about 8 castles and a yacht the size of the Bismark.
@@petetube99:... good on 'em!
Fuck off, it's 'cos they know if your in the services on a motorway it's because you have no choice so they can charge what they like, all retail companies take loss through theft into account, not just motorways services.
Don’t talk bollacks it’s because they know there’s no other place near buy so they take the puss , greedy bastards
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not big and it's not clever; it is a disgraceful, mortal sin to put anything but brown sauce on pork pies!
Haha
I know this may sound stupid but does he read these comments or are they just for us to read?
😂😂😂😂
He doesn't even know his material is on YT, let alone any comments!!!
That's cos' someone nicked it, and after all if he goes round nicking stuff so can we ... his!!!
It's karma (?) and we're doing it for all the services' sandwiches, pocket size pork pies and tomato saust he blagged over last 15 years.
In fact he owes a vast debt to society.
The more I think about him nicking stuff the more worked up I'm getting and dangerously close to doing a Bruce Banner ... I think he should go to prison ... and lecture the crims that crime doesn't pay.
Let them see that by nicking sarnies for 15 years he has now, sadly, ended up a millionaire doing stand up comedy shows and being on TV.
What kind of life is that?!!!!
@@t1n4444 omg shame on me lol
Oh Nicky we would of given you a 90 day coin if you could of made it a little longer
Good old nicky
😂😂😂
I love your stand up. I'm from NZ, boats and hoes manhaha
Remember mick if it's off limits to skit at breast cancer... You shouldn't joke about prostate cancer...
Give it a rest, if you don't like it don't watch!
limp leg or stauner leg?
As good as a young Billy Connolly
Gerbil
I remember when I was younger I wasn’t allowed bubble gum but every trip too the supermarket I would pocket a few packs got caught by my mum as I always got the ones with the temporary tattoos and stupidly I put the tattoo on my room was searched and there under the bed is three packs of unopened bubble gum 😂
I can so relate to this But I'm waiting for the Blood Clot Brigade to start moaning!!!
Laughing at this legend like it's 2020, just after discovering the Georgia Guidestones were a hoax and there is no immigration crisis.
0p
Should house immigrants
Don't believe it but if it's true hope he gets caught.
Can you see the joke or is it to far over your head, ya must be a laugh at parties lol.😉
@@andymerrett Ha! The jokes on you AM! Jackie Chan's already done it and made a film about it! So put that in your opium pipe and smoke it!
Ffs