Numby is the real 5 star ✦ Membership: / @jeikage ✦ Twitch: / jeithekage ✦ Twitter: / jeithekage ヽ(*・ω・)ノ Thanks for watching, my ninja! #jeikage #honkaistarrail
No one knows what criteria the rating pistol uses to determine its scores. For all we know, a lower number could be a good thing. Hell, I'm pretty sure Jingliu scores a 0.
Yep. Jingliu scored zero. But some people scored beyond that. March, unknown Luocha, unknown Sampo, unknown In these cases, the rating gun just simply bugged out before shutting down instantly. Why? What's wrong with these people? Only Hoyo can answer that
@@b.ardner6903 March: Unkown backstory, memories erased. Has something to do with Fuli and the Remembrance tho. Luocha: Literally looks like Otto and has secret intentions with Jingliu. Need I say more? Sampo: Most likely a follower of the Elation, so that's why it couldn't rate him: he is completely unpredictable.
I lost my 50/50 to Bronya I was both sad and happy at the same time, because while I did not got Topaz, I wanted Bronya so badly. Now preparing for Huo Huo 😁
@@zagnetureszagzag5790 Yeah, Huo huo, Hoyoverse released tease picture of her for 1.5 , two days before their 1.4 livestream Friday will be the 1.5 livestream. Looking forward to that 😁
Oh my god, this was such a hilarious video, I loved seeing you lose your mind over two different things: losing the 5050 to Numby’s cuteness 😂 Always love your commentaries, Kage!
As someone who's really good at math and can do a lot of it quickly off the top of my head a calculator might actually be slower sometimes. But there are times when I'm tired or just don't want to think so using a calculator becomes my saving grace, however being a human calculator does come with the pain of people trying to trip you up with a difficult equation or you just get people asking you to throw them some quick answers so that they don't have to use a calculator. So yeah being good at math can be both a blessing and a curse depending on who you're with.
Bro topaz's side profile legit looks like a capital P and a lowercase d combined together Like people out here saying her cakes been nerfed, but if this is nerfed then I can't even imagine how she would've been like
Did a similar thing with lynx I only wanted lynx and no fu xuan but didn't get her until the exact 10 pull fu xuan came around but since it didn't matter to me anymore to preserve jades I got lynx e1 as well but for me it wasn't a guarantee but a 50/50 so oh well used guarantee on topaz obviously and it was very worth it
Ohh Geppie. I gotbhim as the "free" 5 star when first starting and was angry since he wasnt a waifu. That being said, that boi has carried my ass through so many fights with his shield loop.
My man has excellent taste! Sadly I lost to Welt on Topaz's banner... ...but I got Seele in 3 10 shots in the re-run so yeah its all good. BUT STILL!!! MY HIMEKO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!
1:20 What about your Rosaria pulls? That vid is still my #1 favorite vid from your channel. For those that want to see the vid its "Rosaria is Dangerous"
Got a crazy luck in this version of the game. Got Jingliu in less than 50 pulls but i have to soft pity her lightcone before i get it. The crazy part was I got Topaz in less than 25 pulls after Jingliu and her lightcone in only 3 single pulls after Jingliu's. Now its time to save for BlackSwan.
man feels bad hitting hard pity 2 times for me im skipping Topaz on my main might try to get her on my 2nd acc just to try her out with Clara and Kafka
my topaz pulls were crazy it was a hard choice to make go for topaz or seele so i was like if i get topaz early ill try and get seele so my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got topaz so i switch banners and my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got seele so im pretty sure i used up all my luck now.
So fun fact, March 7th is not actually a Follow-up character. ik stupid right? She's actually a Counter Character. when reading the description if it specifically doesnt say follow-up than its not >:(
I ended up buying a pc so I could play Star Rail. I already play Genshin on my Playstation, and have heard people getting their Genshin overridden by Star Rail when they installed it. So I don't want to take that chance to lose 3 years of Genshin data
Unfortunately I’m not getting her right now and have to wait until the last day to get her. Main reason is because I’m pulling for Furina on Genshin and I’m gona try to get Baizhu too since I couldn’t get him last time
Jeikage, I have a question you like maining Kuki Shinobu on Genshin Impact for C0-0P runs when you need a healer correct? Than if you possess the weapon I'd like to recommend the Blackcliff Longsword. The reason is that it heals Kuki for 60% of her Atk, while she's attacking with a normal or charged attack.The Blackcliff, will supplement her OWN self-healing so she heals herself up faster. In turn these self heals allows for more C0-0P & Party Healing pulses to be shared since your wasting less of them to heal Kuki back up. The sword also offers a fair amount of Crit Rate as it's main stat. Her Normal & Charged attacks will also gain a 20% dmg bonus. The Blackcliff Longsword may also have some utility for Furina despite not being an HP focused longsword.
Most people would be really happy to have e1 gepard he's a good tank after all but it could have been one of the pet featuring topaz lightcones instead
Please repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ for He is the only One who can save you from the fires of hell. Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one can get into Heaven without Jesus. ❤
Fun fact: in Topaz's character files it reveals that her real name is Jelena
No one knows what criteria the rating pistol uses to determine its scores. For all we know, a lower number could be a good thing. Hell, I'm pretty sure Jingliu scores a 0.
Yep. Jingliu scored zero. But some people scored beyond that.
March, unknown
Luocha, unknown
Sampo, unknown
In these cases, the rating gun just simply bugged out before shutting down instantly.
Why? What's wrong with these people? Only Hoyo can answer that
@@b.ardner6903
March: Unkown backstory, memories erased. Has something to do with Fuli and the Remembrance tho.
Luocha: Literally looks like Otto and has secret intentions with Jingliu. Need I say more?
Sampo: Most likely a follower of the Elation, so that's why it couldn't rate him: he is completely unpredictable.
@@anonymus2583
Luocha/Otto/Raksha or whatever name you go is alternate Otto. To be specific it's him during Seven Swords just in space cause HSR.
She gets an achievement called Absolute Zero if you take her up to the Rating Pistol
@@anonymus2583I'm convinced March is among of beauty
Literally Topaz: I’m going to fight you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
As someone who excels at mental math I can confirm Topaz’s statement. It’s tough being people’s calculator.
I lost my 50/50 to Bronya
I was both sad and happy at the same time, because while I did not got Topaz, I wanted Bronya so badly.
Now preparing for Huo Huo 😁
haha same she's now carrying my team on her back
@@baokrFORMATION!
huo?
@@zagnetureszagzag5790 Yeah, Huo huo, Hoyoverse released tease picture of her for 1.5 , two days before their 1.4 livestream
Friday will be the 1.5 livestream. Looking forward to that 😁
man I want to lose my 50/50 to bronya, so far I've only ever lost to bailu. there's no escaping the qiqi curse even in hsr
7:05 It’s very simple, you lay a boulder on your chest and then someone will smash it with a sledgehammer, it’s not that complicated
Oh my god, this was such a hilarious video, I loved seeing you lose your mind over two different things: losing the 5050 to Numby’s cuteness 😂 Always love your commentaries, Kage!
Man i just wanna say, u always make my day better. Ur vids are fire
Kage, you are the most entertaining content creator on this platform
A Kage's upload a day, Keeps the sadness away. Bless up
Ayy, Topaz and Numby are so nice to play :D
If you'll get Guan e6 in those pulls I'll be so jealous
As someone who's really good at math and can do a lot of it quickly off the top of my head a calculator might actually be slower sometimes. But there are times when I'm tired or just don't want to think so using a calculator becomes my saving grace, however being a human calculator does come with the pain of people trying to trip you up with a difficult equation or you just get people asking you to throw them some quick answers so that they don't have to use a calculator. So yeah being good at math can be both a blessing and a curse depending on who you're with.
Glad I'm not the only one to dump 100 pulls without gratification. 😅 Try again this weekend lol.
NUMBY BEST HSR ANIMAL
1:37 I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT LIGHTCONE FOR SO LONG😭
edit; i put the wrong time smh
Bro topaz's side profile legit looks like a capital P and a lowercase d combined together
Like people out here saying her cakes been nerfed, but if this is nerfed then I can't even imagine how she would've been like
My topaz pulls went as i planned, i had 40 pulls and 10 pity on a 50/50 i was hoping for an early pity and it actually happened 😭
This reminds me of my Xiao pulls. They did NOT go well. I still have ptsd from that.
how did they go??
Idk how your normal pulls go but this is pretty normal.
@@I...YYou don’t wanna know 🥲
You're Luckkyyy ♡
120pulls 2 topaz
Topaz really did colected the gacha tax scary woman
your topaz pull didn't went as planned while my guini pulls didn't go as planned
I wanted guan and ended up getting her! After also getting topaz in the same ten pull ruining my guaranteed..
Same
Did a similar thing with lynx I only wanted lynx and no fu xuan but didn't get her until the exact 10 pull fu xuan came around but since it didn't matter to me anymore to preserve jades I got lynx e1 as well but for me it wasn't a guarantee but a 50/50 so oh well used guarantee on topaz obviously and it was very worth it
Ohh Geppie. I gotbhim as the "free" 5 star when first starting and was angry since he wasnt a waifu. That being said, that boi has carried my ass through so many fights with his shield loop.
i wanted bronya but this man has shielded me for all 3 story bosses
@@synergy8879 This simulated world maybe a bit hard...
*Tosses Geppie into the party*
@@mindisfrozen that fucker refuses to die and stay out of my pulls, and i have to respect him for that
I really love your videos keep on the good work. You are the besy youtuber ❤❤❤❤
Elation/follow up is so fun 😂
I never felt more elation than one turning bronya.
🙏
My man has excellent taste! Sadly I lost to Welt on Topaz's banner...
...but I got Seele in 3 10 shots in the re-run so yeah its all good.
BUT STILL!!! MY HIMEKO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!
Dont worry Kage, my family bullies me for being unable to whistle
thanks jei i wait topaz episode for a week but yes numby is fully five star haha but i still want to pull topaz
Not the Luka slander 😭
1:20 What about your Rosaria pulls? That vid is still my #1 favorite vid from your channel. For those that want to see the vid its "Rosaria is Dangerous"
I am always happy to see our Uncle Kage
@3:20 No, the 8th ten pull contains the average soft pity for the featured character banner 😢
You took the late W, with a lot more grace, compared to Gachasmack pulling for Jingliu. That pull session really did a number on him.
nah, that man looked like goku after he fought broly
IRS: Shows up*
Jei: Runs away
------------------------------------------------
IRS: Shows up w/ Topaz*
Jei: Runs towards.
Lmao I took your Topaz and you took my Guinaifen 😂
Luka is super hot tho
It's been 3 months Kage, where is your Sushi build 😭
Wondering if anymore vids will be out
Not to brag or anything but I got Seele at 20 pity and Topaz at 13 💪
Kage giving everyone therapy im in the 168 line next
Numbey is Space bacon
See, this is why I waited to get Topaz demoted in her questline, after having a chance to pull on her banner. 😅
Got a crazy luck in this version of the game. Got Jingliu in less than 50 pulls but i have to soft pity her lightcone before i get it. The crazy part was I got Topaz in less than 25 pulls after Jingliu and her lightcone in only 3 single pulls after Jingliu's.
Now its time to save for BlackSwan.
give me some of that luck PLEASE
I got spooked by Gepard too while puilling for Topaz ;-;
man feels bad hitting hard pity 2 times for me im skipping Topaz on my main might try to get her on my 2nd acc just to try her out with Clara and Kafka
my topaz pulls were crazy it was a hard choice to make go for topaz or seele so i was like if i get topaz early ill try and get seele so my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got topaz so i switch banners and my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got seele so im pretty sure i used up all my luck now.
So fun fact, March 7th is not actually a Follow-up character. ik stupid right? She's actually a Counter Character. when reading the description if it specifically doesnt say follow-up than its not >:(
Idk, keeping up with the starrail shows March 7th and it seems that she procs the numby
When March hits the debt marked enemy with the follow up it does count.. I have her too n it works fine ^^
It is a follow up attack tho.
Counter is also a type of follow-up like Clara also does counter follow-up attacks, I think it's mentioned somewhere in the kit itself.
Lost my pity to Yanqing. That was an oof. >.<
Did eventually get Topaz, though- just gotta get her built and ascended /:3c
Omg, dude, I lost the 50/50 to geppard too! But I didn't have another 90 pulls to get her.. i'm out here single pulling :'(
This is why you can't sell your soul to corporate, Jei. It's never a good time.
I just realised passes have a rainbow glow when you get a 5 star
I ended up buying a pc so I could play Star Rail.
I already play Genshin on my Playstation, and have heard people getting their Genshin overridden by Star Rail when they installed it. So I don't want to take that chance to lose 3 years of Genshin data
waiting for the aetherium wars part 2
I did eight 10-pulls and no Gwen. 😭
Topaz really is a debt collector. She was collecting all that backed up child support lol
yes try her with clara jei, she buffs svarog
Unfortunately I’m not getting her right now and have to wait until the last day to get her. Main reason is because I’m pulling for Furina on Genshin and I’m gona try to get Baizhu too since I couldn’t get him last time
Good luck
Are you a spender or what
Will you succeed on getting her on the last day??
@@lotannaarinze6581 if u mean do I have money to spend then yes
@@EclipseSeth thanks
I got her on my first 10 pull 😅
I'm just now finding out topaz is a 5star
Is it me, or is E2 and E5 a full frame of the characters, while the rest are different images of the characters.
Jeikage, I have a question you like maining Kuki Shinobu on Genshin Impact for C0-0P runs when you need a healer correct? Than if you possess the weapon I'd like to recommend the Blackcliff Longsword. The reason is that it heals Kuki for 60% of her Atk, while she's attacking with a normal or charged attack.The Blackcliff, will supplement her OWN self-healing so she heals herself up faster. In turn these self heals allows for more C0-0P & Party Healing pulses to be shared since your wasting less of them to heal Kuki back up. The sword also offers a fair amount of Crit Rate as it's main stat. Her Normal & Charged attacks will also gain a 20% dmg bonus. The Blackcliff Longsword may also have some utility for Furina despite not being an HP focused longsword.
lost my 50-50 to both clara and himeko, but i e5 guin and e6 luka so it's worth it
His Topaz pulls didn’t go the way he wanted and his Fu Xuan didn’t go the way he wanted oh wait he never he try to summon for her
Topaz?? Top-az?? Top-Asー
I also lost my 50/50 on E1 Gepard lmao but still no Guinaifen ( at least guaranteed Argenti )
well jeikage i didn't get guinafen after 93 roll well at least i have topaz
Numbs and Tops aha
That was horrible as he'll
But thank the lord for Kage existing
This is kinda funny because I got Topaz on my first ten pull
Kage: Topaz speaks 3 languages?
Malaysian: Apa Khabar 你好
Are you gonna play reverse 1999 or nah
whats the game about? i got the ads everywhere
@@edamame1879 it’s about how a storm that occurred in 1999 started to reverse time. The play style is fun a simple + there’s AMAZING representation.
well your lucky unlike me i got march 7th back to god damn back
Build gepard because i think he now has 100percwnt xhance to freeze
I wish i am Numby sometimes 🤔
Most people would be really happy to have e1 gepard he's a good tank after all but it could have been one of the pet featuring topaz lightcones instead
They nerfed the “ az “ in topaz bruh this is a saddening moment to behold
"Work should make you happy"
Ah yes, the CCP is strong with this lady
Play Bailu Quest please!
In the Words of Topaz when talking buisness you have to PLAY THE LONG GAME
Asta will give you 20 billions pocket change just so you can scam a scammer, that's how rich she is.
Wow; what awful luck :/ sorry Kage! You’ll have better luck next time!! ❤
kage please play Reverse 1999
HAIII
just so you know you dont sweep on cny bc you sweep away all your good luck looks like that is true lmao
Can’t believe I’m this early
topas
Kiara
do they really need to make em that fat tho?😂
Ouu, I'm early
Please repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ for He is the only One who can save you from the fires of hell. Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one can get into Heaven without Jesus. ❤
Still wishing for that Neuvillette video 🥹
Only ps5 players can play HSR unfortunately 🥲
I play on mobile
Me too lol
Wdym HSR is only playable on ps5? I have it on mobile and my ps5.
@@CracklingFanfarei think they meant only ps5 players and not ps4 players
imagine if someone can’t afford it💀💀💀