Guy named Zack from my high school was giving a girl head under the football bleachers when she started her period. He was nicknamed Count Zackula from then on lol.
Wait a sec... wasn't there a story about a baseball bat named "Lucille"? Something about this kid sitting in class listening to his teacher talk about using his bat "Lucille" in self defense and after the story a bird flew into the window. The next day he had a "groundhog day", so to speak... if you've never heard that story- it's crazy how you named your hypothetical bat "Lucille"...
Everybody thought that was hilarious that that woman come home and physically assaulted the husband after going to jail for physically assaulting her friend. Reverse the sexes dad comes home from work sees mom cheating with best friend beats up best friend goes to jail comes home beats up Mom. Dad's a monster. But I guess I'm just some kind of weirdo men's rights make call conspiracy guy calls women are always the victim right? Even when they're physically harming someone else it's just because that person deserves it. But if she does that same crime and someone was to handle her the way she handled others well that's abuse and that's not funny at all. 🙄
@@robertstone9988 it's called double standards/female privilege. If any woman doesn't accept that we absolutely have privilege over men, then the 3rd wavers got to her. The rest of us are embarrassed by this and only wanted equality, not special treatment.
I have a brother a few years older. When we were real little there was a family across the street with kids our age. When we were in grade school they moved away. Fast forward to my brother starting his freshman year of college at a state university and he runs into one of the former neighbor guys. They decide to be roommates the next year. My brother was majoring in Engineering and the other guy was majoring in "college", not serious about his classes at all. My brother is trying to get through his calculus and engineering homework when his roommate brings a girl back to the dorm. This was in the late 70s in the deep South and the dorms were not only single gender, the opposite gender had to leave by midnight. They ask my brother if they are bothering him and since they were quiet he said no, they were good. His desk was built into the opposite corner from the door and the roommate's desk. He stopped for a break and turned around and they were naked and going to town. Quietly, as promised. My brother decided he could finish his work in the dorm's common room. As he was leaving his roommate stopped long enough to tell him he could take a break and join in. My brother declined. My brother would come home for the weekends to work a part time job. He got back one Sunday night to find out his roommate had been busted with a girl in his room after midnight that Saturday night. He had been blaring music so loud the neighbors complained to the RA after unsuccessfully banging on his door to quiet the noise. The RA tried banging on the door before using his key. He was so into the girl he was banging, he didn't notice the RA walk in and turn off his stereo. The RA had to grab his leg to get his attention. He couldn't understand why everyone was mad at him since it was a weekend. My brother moved to another dorm soon after.
One time I walked in on two coworkers playing with a cucumber. It's exactly what you think but, it was the male cucumber catching and the female pitching. We worked in a high security area, and the camera was like a foot above where I was standing and aimed at them. I do not know how they weren't fired. I guess our security team only checked footage if there was an incident.
If I walked in on a friend about to harm themselves let alone end themself I ant just talking them down I'm saying your living with me until you get back to your true self
Most of these people probably wish they hadn't walked in on what they did. Guy at 11:03 is probably immensely glad he walked in when he did. Damn. I expected to possibly cry laughing but not cry like this.
"and I swear he was a vampire" I had a coworker who once randomly made me promise to never make my fiancé (husband now) never go down on me when I was on my period, that he had a girlfriend make him do it when he was drunk and out of his mind and he was scarred for life from it. Edit: just to clarify, I would Never do that, even if he asked me I wouldn't, that's gross and just not happening.
My friend and I got off of work early, and went to smoke and play D&D. We walked in to his apartment, and busted his wife with our friend Bob. She was riding him. She screamed this ain't what it looks like. My friend said it looks like yr fucking Bob. I leaned over and looked, said yep they are fucking. Bob said i guess we ain't playing D&D are we.
Nobody names their kids "Sketch," unless we're talking governors from Alaska. No, that's a name someone GIVES you for acting the part. Take it as a warning sign.
In 1972-1973 I want to a concert at Saratoga Performing Arts Center. Some seats but mostly lawn seating. There were only a few concrete paths to the restrooms. Looked down and beside the walkway was a couple really going at it bare ass , not even a blanket. Half the people there must have used that walkway to use the restrooms. And... it was pouring rain so...... PS , the lines were huge, so 15 -20 minutes later heading back, they were still at it full bore, so good stamina..
As of 50 something woman most of these were hilarious I just ate lunch and I think I laughed myself into a position where oh God I hope nothing goes wrong cuz my food was good oh man I'm done now wow hahaha I have got a smile and I'm red-faced but it's okay it just brought back some memories of my own that's all
At least, their mom walked in on their brother and brother's girlfriend as opposed to walking in on their father and their brother's girlfriend which is where I thought the story was going for a second there.
19:50 the EXACT (almost) same thing happened to me and a friend of mine, i also used to go over to him all the time and his parents where chill so i didnt have to ask etc, anyway, it was sunday, he asked me if i wanted to come over cuz his parents were out for the weekend so i said sure, usually it'd take me an 45 ish minutes with public transportation because there was one connection from bus to train that'd be nearly impossible to get even if you sprinted from the bus to the train which meant youd have to wait 20 minutes, however today either the bus was early or the train late i dont remember either way i got the connection making it so im 20 minutes early but i didnt think anything of it, i go up to his house and into his room and he too is doing his gf and beeing the clown that i was (and still am) i chuckled and said something along the lines of 'oh you guys allready started without me?" which made both of them laugh, after which i just closed the door and went to the living room to watch some tv while they finish, 5 minutes later he comes out in just pants and hits me hard on the shoulder telling me im a dick because i made him laugh so hard for about 5 minutes that he went soft and couldnt finish, incidentally this was also the first time i met his gf she was nice but couldnt stay the weekend because of her parents, hence he had invited me over for the weekend. funnily enough a year or two later the exact oposite happens, by this time i had my own apartment and in case of emergencies i gave him a spare key cuz he was my best friend, however he used his spare key to get in when comming over all the time(which i knew of and didnt think it was a big deal) so he came over unanounced and this time i was in the process of fricking when he opens the door looks at me, i look at him and it was at that moment i figured out he held the grudge from the earlier incident because he just sortof leaned against the doorway and saying something along the lines of "oh sorry, dont stop because of me, just keep going as if i wasnt even here". out of sheer spite and comedic effect i tried to go on for about a minute before i couldnt hold it and burst out laughing, he had at this point allready met my gf plenty of times and they were on good terms so she was a good sport about it, when he achieved his goal of me not beeing able to finish he closed to door to let us get dressed at which point i explained the story of the other incident to my gf which she found amusing and to make a true mirror story she decided to then punch him on the arm and paraphrased what he had said a year or two earlier to me when he punched me which cracked the three of us up and then we ordered pizza
My dad was a car dealer and he sometimes drove home a car that was a distinctive color. I'm riding around late at night out in the country smoking with my friends and come up on this same car. My first thought is that it was stolen and abandoned because it's a nerdy car. So I get out and walk up to see if it has been wrecked or damaged and there's a naked man and woman scrambling to get their clothes on all lit up by my headlights. It was a salesman that worked for my dad. I went to school with his kids. He was married. I knew the lady too. I didn't tell anybody. Didn't see nothing.
My girls best friend walks in on me unloading into my girl, she is like “yeah baby”, and watches until I’m done. And then says well if you’re done take it out I said okay and I do and she said congratulations Peter you did a good job and my girl is like why is it still hard and I’m like idk
Um, the other girl clearly wanted a threesome. Dude, you totally missed that sign. I am fucking autistic and even I know that damn sign, Johnny, et al!
Ok the sketch story was funny. They all dont wanna go up and see em in the act. Convince the drunkest guy to go. And then returns pale and thinks the other dude's a vampire. Looks pale and down the rest of the night. Hahahaha lmao
"She spent the night in jail for breaking her best friends nose", I'd be in for a double murder. Also what type of shitty dad does that and then yells at their kid for it so they can continue??? Aren't they supposed to start crying to them begging them not to say anything like the POS they are?
I walked in on my college roommate giving a very close mutual friend of ours a topless massage in her room. Best part her fiance thought I was the 'Orbiter' and always talked about kicking my ass when he saw me. College - good times
Me and my cousin were at a house party back in 1988 or so. We had gotten shit faced drunk, and we're on the front lawn of the house. Some of the guests walked over and saw us ready to puke all over the grass. They picked us up and helped us into the house. We walked upstairs. They went to stick us into a room, and opened the door. A guy and a girl were making whoopie in there. They found another room and put us in there. We just crashed on the floor. We slept it off a bit, but I don't have any idea how long. We woke up a while later, and went down and rejoined the party! What memories!
Went home sick one day from elementary school my grandfather picked me up, got home and rushed in cause I felt like I had to vomit my oldest brother was still living with us at the time so I get upstairs and heard a scream and I look behind the couch that wasn’t up against a wall and there I see it, my eldest brother and his girlfriend butt naked on the floor, my brother throws a shoe at me and tells me to get lost, I then proceed to throw up everywhere, my grandfather then comes in to make sure I’m alright and sees what I just saw and he is absolutely furious and tells my brothers girlfriend to leave and then proceeds to scream his head off at my brother and makes him clean up my vomit.
Last week my friend got home early from work and his parents weren’t expecting him back. They were in their room with the door closed and they were like oh we didn’t expect you back. And he was like I’ll go downstairs. And they were like good idea. Also been on the other side of this. Got walked in on by my now ex’s dad once and almost walked in on by my college room mate more than once.
My grandmother and her new husband, apparently old people have eggplant at 4pm in the afternoon. I went in her bedroom to get my lunch $. Apparently when your grandmother gets remarried she forgets to give us lunch $.
After 138 Reddit videos with speech synthesis/TTS; bad divorces, unsolved crimes, cheating partners, infidelity, paranormal shit that gives me nightmares, made - up seexual exploits and very real diseases.... AND, then I find this, and spend the entire video laughing my fat ass off. Thanks for the laughs.
WHEN MY BROTHER'S WIFE WAS CHANGING HER CLOTHES SHE HAD FORGOT TO LOCKED THE DOOR . WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR SHE WAS SEMI NUDE . I IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND WALKED OFF BUT THAT IMAGE KEPT ON HITTING MY MIND OFTENLY FOR WEEKS .
I was railing a dude behind my highschool(we were both juniors) and then we heard CLAPPING and we looked up and saw a random sophomore dude standing there saying “I’m not homophobic, I am proud!”…then I had to go to the nurse for new pants because mine broke.
Not walking in, but hear me out. I was a camp counsellor last summer, and when everyone was off (in between weeks), a lot of us were at a pretty famous ski hill in British Columbia Canada. When one of the lifeguards, and 2 other counsellors were in a hotel room, the lifeguard and the other male identified counsellor hooked up while I was sitting at the end of the other bed, and the other counsellor was on a FaceTime call with her bf.
Had a softball tournament and I told my friend I’d pick him up around 8 am and was bringing breakfast. Got there at 8:02 and walked in as was customary and he was standing in his living room naked. Even his then GF was like WTF, who just stands in the living room with no clothes on? We didn’t make eye contact the rest of the day.
When it was my 14th birthday I had my leftover doughnuts after the party and I was eating the last one in the kitchen, I heard a familiar sound that sounded like a dog groaning for food my sister was the only one home so I went to her room asking for what it was but instead I was greeted to the sight of her and her boy friend going at it
I guess I didn't "walk in" on it but one time I woke up in the middle of the night to weird sounds. I eventually figured out it was my sister having phone s*x with her friend who she was calling a lot recently, especially at night. Guess now I know why. I've never said anything and never plan to. I just pretended to still be asleep, then actually go to sleep when it ended. Sharing a room sucks.
For me it was being walked in on. Back when I was studying in California, I lived in an apartment with two guys and one day when I thought they'd still be up in Lake Tahoe, I was alone so I figured I'd strip down, watch some prn on the TV connected to my laptop, door left open and pleasuring my cnt with various objects. I was lost in the moment but after sometime, I looked up to see my roommates just standing there watching me but I was so into it that I didn't even bother to stop so I just continued on until I reached my ogsm, as I let them watch.
Walked to my friends house, the front door was open and as I walked in front of the door, there was my friends dad standing in the living room, on his phone completely naked, dick out, on the phone oblivious to me. I was so confused on what to do that I just stood there and pretended that I saw nothing, because I was afraid he would notice my movement from the side of his eye and that would make the situation worse....but that would've been better than standing Infront of the door lmao
I was new in the US Navy doing my job training in Millington, TN in the early 80’s. After a nite of heavy partying me and a few buddies went back to my barracks room to continue drinking. Open up the door and there’s my roomie laying on the floor spanking his monkey in front of the door. We walk in and he kicks it into high gear and finishes. I asked him what is wrong with you?! No answer. We get to drinking beer and before we know it he’s in his rack spanking his monkey again! We left. It got progressively worse and weirder as the weeks went by until he failed his schooling and gets sent to the boat.
1:44 i swear this is a lie. The father would 100% try to tell the kid that he should not tell the mother otherwise he has to go and the family split apart etc etc. The whole story seems made up.
I was in the bathroom at my neighbors house. We were 11(me) 9,9,8,4, and 2. The 4 year old picked the lock with a quarter and the 2 year old ran in. We still speak of that
To the 8-year-old who caught their dad screwing their mom's best friend, I don't normally believe in snitching, but you did right by your mother on that one, because that is a low blow.
In elementary school I walked into a stall and there was someone in the stall and I shut the door quickly. The girl was in my class and we never brought it up thank God.
I haven’t had anything major like this happen to me except when my girlfriend’s mom walked into their house and my girlfriend and I were naked in bed a couple minutes post-sex. She saw my Jeep in the driveway and we were both in the bedroom naked. So my girlfriend had to throw on her clothes quickly and of course her mom knew what was up. She didn’t care but did say we were lucky it was her dad. Now we’ve been married for 12 years and we both remember that but I have no idea if her mom does. It was basically a non-issue for her and we were both in our early twenties.
"Blow-drying his balls" - I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.
Me too, I had to screen shot the story and send it to my BFF. She's gonna pee her pants!!!!!
@GD Magic Gaming she doesn't have balls, but I wished she did now!
"Every year on his birthday I send him a picture of a blow-dryer"
@@villainessy I would wait until that roommate is getting married, then send him an actual blow dryer as a wedding gift.
You know I do something similar helps with drying it a lot
“it looked angry and scared me” I’ve been laughing for ten minutes lmao
LMFAO that is hilarious
Haha, dude same!
I really shouldn't be listening to this at work without ear buds.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
dude
WTF!!!!!
Lol
I'm at work using my earbuds lol
No; you're doing the exact thing you should be doing. It's one of the best ways you can let your coworkers know to never fuck with you.
Guy named Zack from my high school was giving a girl head under the football bleachers when she started her period. He was nicknamed Count Zackula from then on lol.
“Count Zackula”
I’m dying xD
perfect nickname
🤮
count zackula 😭😭
😂😂😂
Broke her friends nose goes to jail.comes home
MoM:My Bat LUCIAL AND I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. ABOUT YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST US
Wait a sec... wasn't there a story about a baseball bat named "Lucille"? Something about this kid sitting in class listening to his teacher talk about using his bat "Lucille" in self defense and after the story a bird flew into the window. The next day he had a "groundhog day", so to speak... if you've never heard that story- it's crazy how you named your hypothetical bat "Lucille"...
Everybody thought that was hilarious that that woman come home and physically assaulted the husband after going to jail for physically assaulting her friend. Reverse the sexes dad comes home from work sees mom cheating with best friend beats up best friend goes to jail comes home beats up Mom. Dad's a monster. But I guess I'm just some kind of weirdo men's rights make call conspiracy guy calls women are always the victim right? Even when they're physically harming someone else it's just because that person deserves it. But if she does that same crime and someone was to handle her the way she handled others well that's abuse and that's not funny at all. 🙄
@@robertstone9988 it's called double standards/female privilege. If any woman doesn't accept that we absolutely have privilege over men, then the 3rd wavers got to her. The rest of us are embarrassed by this and only wanted equality, not special treatment.
@@robertstone9988 oh, DOJ statistics prove our privilege, btw ...😔
Triceratits. Aka that one scene in Total Recall
For some reason I always mix this and the 'Wrong Number' moment in Demolition Man. Still great moments from my 5th year.
@@spookaman ++qq++q+
I have a brother a few years older. When we were real little there was a family across the street with kids our age. When we were in grade school they moved away. Fast forward to my brother starting his freshman year of college at a state university and he runs into one of the former neighbor guys. They decide to be roommates the next year. My brother was majoring in Engineering and the other guy was majoring in "college", not serious about his classes at all. My brother is trying to get through his calculus and engineering homework when his roommate brings a girl back to the dorm. This was in the late 70s in the deep South and the dorms were not only single gender, the opposite gender had to leave by midnight. They ask my brother if they are bothering him and since they were quiet he said no, they were good. His desk was built into the opposite corner from the door and the roommate's desk. He stopped for a break and turned around and they were naked and going to town. Quietly, as promised. My brother decided he could finish his work in the dorm's common room. As he was leaving his roommate stopped long enough to tell him he could take a break and join in. My brother declined.
My brother would come home for the weekends to work a part time job. He got back one Sunday night to find out his roommate had been busted with a girl in his room after midnight that Saturday night. He had been blaring music so loud the neighbors complained to the RA after unsuccessfully banging on his door to quiet the noise. The RA tried banging on the door before using his key. He was so into the girl he was banging, he didn't notice the RA walk in and turn off his stereo. The RA had to grab his leg to get his attention. He couldn't understand why everyone was mad at him since it was a weekend. My brother moved to another dorm soon after.
One time I walked in on two coworkers playing with a cucumber. It's exactly what you think but, it was the male cucumber catching and the female pitching.
We worked in a high security area, and the camera was like a foot above where I was standing and aimed at them. I do not know how they weren't fired. I guess our security team only checked footage if there was an incident.
If I walked in on a friend about to harm themselves let alone end themself I ant just talking them down I'm saying your living with me until you get back to your true self
Most of these people probably wish they hadn't walked in on what they did. Guy at 11:03 is probably immensely glad he walked in when he did. Damn. I expected to possibly cry laughing but not cry like this.
"and I swear he was a vampire"
I had a coworker who once randomly made me promise to never make my fiancé (husband now) never go down on me when I was on my period, that he had a girlfriend make him do it when he was drunk and out of his mind and he was scarred for life from it.
Edit: just to clarify, I would Never do that, even if he asked me I wouldn't, that's gross and just not happening.
Tbf, that is some good advice on his part.
Right. I mean unless you want to disgust him for life then never ask him to do that on your *time*
I walked in on a roommate when he was taking his suppository.
I'm real glad I didn't see his dangly bits.
What does suppository mean?
21:30 This make me think of the parents who catch their kids smoking weed, take the remaining weed, then smoke it when they think nobody is looking.
My friend and I got off of work early, and went to smoke and play D&D. We walked in to his apartment, and busted his wife with our friend Bob. She was riding him. She screamed this ain't what it looks like. My friend said it looks like yr fucking Bob. I leaned over and looked, said yep they are fucking. Bob said i guess we ain't playing D&D are we.
That was terribly hilarious...hilariously terrible? Either way eff you Bob and not in the you're effin her.
11:02 wholesome yet sad, this poor dude 🥺
College roommate getting pegged by his girlfriend, made eye contact and I backed out.
And you didn’t even give the man a thumbs-up or an approving nod? How rude.
Him making eye contact with you is a power move.
@@jeanne5922 Asserting dominance
Nobody names their kids "Sketch," unless we're talking governors from Alaska. No, that's a name someone GIVES you for acting the part. Take it as a warning sign.
Um, Sketch Turner, anyone?
I was thinking more of a gang banger straight out of the clank from Harlem
This must be one of the funniest video I have ever seen in my whole life.
The last 2 stories broke me 😂
the girl in the thumbnail looks how I would imagine Penny's unseen sister from the Big Bang Theory to look like
Kono Dio da
I think her name is Nicollete Shea or Summer Brielle.
@@MasterLu2 pretty sure it is nicolette shea
@@nomoregoodusernames8229 you guys are down bad holy shit lol
In 1972-1973 I want to a concert at Saratoga Performing Arts Center. Some seats but mostly lawn seating. There were only a few concrete paths to the restrooms. Looked down and beside the walkway was a couple really going at it bare ass , not even a blanket. Half the people there must have used that walkway to use the restrooms. And... it was pouring rain so...... PS , the lines were huge, so 15 -20 minutes later heading back, they were still at it full bore, so good stamina..
"I didn't know he was gay. So that was surprising" that's the surprising part XDD
As of 50 something woman most of these were hilarious I just ate lunch and I think I laughed myself into a position where oh God I hope nothing goes wrong cuz my food was good oh man I'm done now wow hahaha I have got a smile and I'm red-faced but it's okay it just brought back some memories of my own that's all
At least, their mom walked in on their brother and brother's girlfriend as opposed to walking in on their father and their brother's girlfriend which is where I thought the story was going for a second there.
8:57 that friend is NEVER going to follow you anywhere again
The one about “Sketch” made me lmfao
"A memory to be treasured" had me roaring
19:50 the EXACT (almost) same thing happened to me and a friend of mine, i also used to go over to him all the time and his parents where chill so i didnt have to ask etc, anyway, it was sunday, he asked me if i wanted to come over cuz his parents were out for the weekend so i said sure, usually it'd take me an 45 ish minutes with public transportation because there was one connection from bus to train that'd be nearly impossible to get even if you sprinted from the bus to the train which meant youd have to wait 20 minutes, however today either the bus was early or the train late i dont remember either way i got the connection making it so im 20 minutes early but i didnt think anything of it, i go up to his house and into his room and he too is doing his gf and beeing the clown that i was (and still am) i chuckled and said something along the lines of 'oh you guys allready started without me?" which made both of them laugh, after which i just closed the door and went to the living room to watch some tv while they finish, 5 minutes later he comes out in just pants and hits me hard on the shoulder telling me im a dick because i made him laugh so hard for about 5 minutes that he went soft and couldnt finish, incidentally this was also the first time i met his gf she was nice but couldnt stay the weekend because of her parents, hence he had invited me over for the weekend.
funnily enough a year or two later the exact oposite happens, by this time i had my own apartment and in case of emergencies i gave him a spare key cuz he was my best friend, however he used his spare key to get in when comming over all the time(which i knew of and didnt think it was a big deal) so he came over unanounced and this time i was in the process of fricking when he opens the door looks at me, i look at him and it was at that moment i figured out he held the grudge from the earlier incident because he just sortof leaned against the doorway and saying something along the lines of "oh sorry, dont stop because of me, just keep going as if i wasnt even here". out of sheer spite and comedic effect i tried to go on for about a minute before i couldnt hold it and burst out laughing, he had at this point allready met my gf plenty of times and they were on good terms so she was a good sport about it, when he achieved his goal of me not beeing able to finish he closed to door to let us get dressed at which point i explained the story of the other incident to my gf which she found amusing and to make a true mirror story she decided to then punch him on the arm and paraphrased what he had said a year or two earlier to me when he punched me which cracked the three of us up and then we ordered pizza
Very wholesome
3:31 "didn't know you were chill like that"
25:17 BOII I never laughed so hard in my life💀💀💀
Same lol it's a black guy thing
My dad was a car dealer and he sometimes drove home a car that was a distinctive color. I'm riding around late at night out in the country smoking with my friends and come up on this same car. My first thought is that it was stolen and abandoned because it's a nerdy car. So I get out and walk up to see if it has been wrecked or damaged and there's a naked man and woman scrambling to get their clothes on all lit up by my headlights. It was a salesman that worked for my dad. I went to school with his kids. He was married. I knew the lady too. I didn't tell anybody. Didn't see nothing.
My girls best friend walks in on me unloading into my girl, she is like “yeah baby”, and watches until I’m done. And then says well if you’re done take it out I said okay and I do and she said congratulations Peter you did a good job and my girl is like why is it still hard and I’m like idk
Bro what the fuck lol
Um, the other girl clearly wanted a threesome. Dude, you totally missed that sign. I am fucking autistic and even I know that damn sign, Johnny, et al!
Ok the sketch story was funny. They all dont wanna go up and see em in the act. Convince the drunkest guy to go. And then returns pale and thinks the other dude's a vampire. Looks pale and down the rest of the night. Hahahaha lmao
"She spent the night in jail for breaking her best friends nose", I'd be in for a double murder. Also what type of shitty dad does that and then yells at their kid for it so they can continue??? Aren't they supposed to start crying to them begging them not to say anything like the POS they are?
Exactly, I efing hate cheaters sm, they make my blood boil.
3:31 that awkward moment
It looked angry and it scared me😂😂😂 I’m dead
19:08 *_TACTICAL RETREAT NOW!!_*
I walked in on my college roommate giving a very close mutual friend of ours a topless massage in her room. Best part her fiance thought I was the 'Orbiter' and always talked about kicking my ass when he saw me. College - good times
I still walk into my best friends house without knocking all the time. Now I’m scared shitless to do it
Me and my cousin were at a house party back in 1988 or so. We had gotten shit faced drunk, and we're on the front lawn of the house. Some of the guests walked over and saw us ready to puke all over the grass. They picked us up and helped us into the house. We walked upstairs. They went to stick us into a room, and opened the door. A guy and a girl were making whoopie in there. They found another room and put us in there. We just crashed on the floor. We slept it off a bit, but I don't have any idea how long. We woke up a while later, and went down and rejoined the party! What memories!
Went home sick one day from elementary school my grandfather picked me up, got home and rushed in cause I felt like I had to vomit my oldest brother was still living with us at the time so I get upstairs and heard a scream and I look behind the couch that wasn’t up against a wall and there I see it, my eldest brother and his girlfriend butt naked on the floor, my brother throws a shoe at me and tells me to get lost, I then proceed to throw up everywhere, my grandfather then comes in to make sure I’m alright and sees what I just saw and he is absolutely furious and tells my brothers girlfriend to leave and then proceeds to scream his head off at my brother and makes him clean up my vomit.
Last week my friend got home early from work and his parents weren’t expecting him back. They were in their room with the door closed and they were like oh we didn’t expect you back. And he was like I’ll go downstairs. And they were like good idea. Also been on the other side of this. Got walked in on by my now ex’s dad once and almost walked in on by my college room mate more than once.
the grandparents flickin dam bruh.
My grandmother and her new husband, apparently old people have eggplant at 4pm in the afternoon. I went in her bedroom to get my lunch $. Apparently when your grandmother gets remarried she forgets to give us lunch $.
After 138 Reddit videos with speech synthesis/TTS; bad divorces, unsolved crimes, cheating partners, infidelity, paranormal shit that gives me nightmares, made - up seexual exploits and very real diseases.... AND, then I find this, and spend the entire video laughing my fat ass off. Thanks for the laughs.
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my god these have some of the most ridiculous stories ever LMFAO
I thoroughly enjoyed this video, very funny lol! Thanks for the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the blow dryer.
WHEN MY BROTHER'S WIFE WAS CHANGING HER CLOTHES SHE HAD FORGOT TO LOCKED THE DOOR . WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR SHE WAS SEMI NUDE . I IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND WALKED OFF BUT THAT IMAGE KEPT ON HITTING MY MIND OFTENLY FOR WEEKS .
3:34 its like a agreement with only comunicating with your hands, i wonder what the hand signal was to join in
May Sketch forever live in infamy.
14:23 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
More people need to use the Sheldon knock, 3x knocks with persons name
HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABT THE 'ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT' ONE, I CAN'T BREATHE
I was railing a dude behind my highschool(we were both juniors) and then we heard CLAPPING and we looked up and saw a random sophomore dude standing there saying “I’m not homophobic, I am proud!”…then I had to go to the nurse for new pants because mine broke.
Not walking in, but hear me out. I was a camp counsellor last summer, and when everyone was off (in between weeks), a lot of us were at a pretty famous ski hill in British Columbia Canada. When one of the lifeguards, and 2 other counsellors were in a hotel room, the lifeguard and the other male identified counsellor hooked up while I was sitting at the end of the other bed, and the other counsellor was on a FaceTime call with her bf.
Had a softball tournament and I told my friend I’d pick him up around 8 am and was bringing breakfast. Got there at 8:02 and walked in as was customary and he was standing in his living room naked. Even his then GF was like WTF, who just stands in the living room with no clothes on? We didn’t make eye contact the rest of the day.
That jockstrap one, I have a suggestion.
Use baby powder
That wave thing got me laughing soo hard
When it was my 14th birthday I had my leftover doughnuts after the party and I was eating the last one in the kitchen, I heard a familiar sound that sounded like a dog groaning for food my sister was the only one home so I went to her room asking for what it was but instead I was greeted to the sight of her and her boy friend going at it
Mine was walking in on my son loosing his V card
hey, at least it happened
I’ve never heard an adult say v card before and still won’t.
I walked in on mine and found out he is like his dad
I guess I didn't "walk in" on it but one time I woke up in the middle of the night to weird sounds. I eventually figured out it was my sister having phone s*x with her friend who she was calling a lot recently, especially at night. Guess now I know why. I've never said anything and never plan to. I just pretended to still be asleep, then actually go to sleep when it ended. Sharing a room sucks.
i laughed way too hard at 4:48
For me it was being walked in on.
Back when I was studying in California, I lived in an apartment with two guys and one day when I thought they'd still be up in Lake Tahoe, I was alone so I figured I'd strip down, watch some prn on the TV connected to my laptop, door left open and pleasuring my cnt with various objects.
I was lost in the moment but after sometime, I looked up to see my roommates just standing there watching me but I was so into it that I didn't even bother to stop so I just continued on until I reached my ogsm, as I let them watch.
The porn shoot hotel one made me laugh out loud with a deep belly laugh
I drove up on the entire enemy team in my T-34-85
Death was swift
Poor Corvette
Walked to my friends house, the front door was open and as I walked in front of the door, there was my friends dad standing in the living room, on his phone completely naked, dick out, on the phone oblivious to me. I was so confused on what to do that I just stood there and pretended that I saw nothing, because I was afraid he would notice my movement from the side of his eye and that would make the situation worse....but that would've been better than standing Infront of the door lmao
I was new in the US Navy doing my job training in Millington, TN in the early 80’s. After a nite of heavy partying me and a few buddies went back to my barracks room to continue drinking. Open up the door and there’s my roomie laying on the floor spanking his monkey in front of the door. We walk in and he kicks it into high gear and finishes. I asked him what is wrong with you?! No answer. We get to drinking beer and before we know it he’s in his rack spanking his monkey again! We left. It got progressively worse and weirder as the weeks went by until he failed his schooling and gets sent to the boat.
That first one had me go... hol up
THE RESIDENT ASSISTANT STORY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
17:40 nice Othello reference
Does anyone know how I can edit these kinds of videos, with the text moving on the video 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
This was one of the best ones
1:44 i swear this is a lie. The father would 100% try to tell the kid that he should not tell the mother otherwise he has to go and the family split apart etc etc. The whole story seems made up.
I have never walked in on anybody. I live alone. I work alone. I have no friends.
😏 going at it "big style" 🎉🍻
Navy coffin racks. Slept in them on many cruises
LMBO, the workers in the hotel that only spoke Spanish demonstrating an X-Large ding a ling!😂🤣😂
I was in the bathroom at my neighbors house. We were 11(me) 9,9,8,4, and 2. The 4 year old picked the lock with a quarter and the 2 year old ran in. We still speak of that
My ex-fiance when I was surprising her on my birthday... Worst birthday ever.
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10:28 I know exactly which one it is😭 I think it’s on ph or hamster 💀 please I need a moment to control myself-
😭😂😂
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This one time, at band camp.....
one time, i walked in on my cousins making out, i dashed upstairs so fucking fast, and started quietly laughing
My 9th grade home room teacher caught two girls making out... They got in trouble for skipping class
Throw the fish and chips at them! They will forever associate fish and chips with that.
Holy shit 8:22 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 so dad cheats, and mom proceeds to physically assault dad with a baseball bat? Poor child
that was over 20 years ago it still hurts me and she had his kid while we were married she never gave me a child
Going at it big style lmao gonna use that from now on
To the 8-year-old who caught their dad screwing their mom's best friend, I don't normally believe in snitching, but you did right by your mother on that one, because that is a low blow.
Row, row, row you're boat.
IS THAT ME LMAO 🤣
To organ blowers weren’t the only blowers there lol
In elementary school I walked into a stall and there was someone in the stall and I shut the door quickly. The girl was in my class and we never brought it up thank God.
Yes 😂 I'm dead asf fr
Dude that seen his grandpa playing helicopter...really? You've never done that? Lol Gotta call bs.
I haven’t had anything major like this happen to me except when my girlfriend’s mom walked into their house and my girlfriend and I were naked in bed a couple minutes post-sex. She saw my Jeep in the driveway and we were both in the bedroom naked. So my girlfriend had to throw on her clothes quickly and of course her mom knew what was up. She didn’t care but did say we were lucky it was her dad. Now we’ve been married for 12 years and we both remember that but I have no idea if her mom does. It was basically a non-issue for her and we were both in our early twenties.
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“Human sounds”
Im gonna pretend I don’t know what that is.