The Truth About Logan Paul's Prime
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- I don't drink energy drinks anyway so I'm good
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Pyro forgetting Logan Paul still hasn’t paid back his scam victims
You aint one of them so why you talking?
@keepmywifesname2023 maybe they are and even if they aren't anyone can call logan a cunt for not paying people back? Dumb response truly
@@JXWX21 Cuz it’ll just keep on happening if he gets off scot free you’d be surprised how shitty of a human he is
@@JXWX21are you lobotomized
One of the dumbest takes I've seen @@JXWX21
pyro taking 23 minutes explaining what a logan paul is???
Wheres the lie
he is paul but logan
No
Logan’s hot and I’m a guy
Weegeepietv did you make a response to you’re allegations?
Womp womp, play Black Ops 2 on Veteran blindfolded while being tazed.
>typed in whomp whomp unironically
@@lex_4242 womp womp
@@2miligrams hahahah! I’m rofling so much hahaha xd take my gold dear stranger
Good idea!
naked too please
I think pyro may have forgotten about cryptozoo
Ticktock brain rot confirmed
and DinkDoink. Though it was a while ago and it wasn't the only cyrpto he rug pulled his fans with
Thank you, I was laughing my ass off when he said “Logan cleaned up his act”
The fuck he did
Fr
Logan copyright strikes anyone who talks about it
me drinking piss while watching this: 😮
Probably healthier than drinking Prime.
Most hygienic pyro viewer
Me drinking your piss while watching this
@@loveableheathen7441 no, just kinky. Piss drinking is pretty low on the list of pyro's fetishes
share some
my man forgot about cryptozoo 💀
And like the 30 pump and dumps
???
discord mod is bad
00:00 start
23:34 end
Thanks this helped me skip all the unnecessary fluff
thanks for this, it helped me get straight to the good part.
I'll reply with a racial slur to end the chain of clowning on my favorite streamer and best friend Pyro.
so true
Walter
bro glazed logan paul for 23 minutes straight
Pyro has already reached his prime with Car Sex, it’s been downhill ever since
Lore?
As in, what are you talking about 😂?
@@AD-lh3jkCar sex is a old pyro video
@@AD-lh3jkonly OGs know
@@AD-lh3jk o.o dang, old pyro video, back in his crappy commentary begining
Wait he actually posted after Car Sex and this isn't just an AI?
@PyroLive "Logan Paul has cleaned up his reputation quite a bit." Yeah sure mate. Just forget all the horrible things this guy has done... Like remember when he scammed his fans again a few months ago ? Cryptozoo remember? But yeah people hate him because of money. I´m sure thats the reason ... wtf mate
Probably a rushed video tbh but yeah dumbass idea to say he hasn’t done a lot wrong past couple’o years 😭
Mf talked about this himself in the past, as much as I enjoy Pyro & his content, something went horribly wrong here
@@mat99134 agreed
You gotta atleast give the man credit, he knows how to get out of a controversy.
Like, does anyone remember when the fucker used a BLM protest to shoplift? That just vanished after like two days. He's got a Stalin level fixer on speed dial, clearly.
Yeah It dosent make sense
The truth is that it was made from Pyro’s slop content
The worst kind of cancer
pure cancer
The slop was rigged from the start
can’t wait to see prime drinkers turning into ghouls from fallout 4
Why not any other fallout game?
@@lime_licker because i think that
@@Eluvix nah, more like fallout 1
Piss off, Smoothskin. I need my hydration.
Nah, they gonna turn into the Marked Men from Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road 💀
Pyro : *googles electrolyte*
guys I think he might be a wee bit silly
Bro for real doesn’t even know about cryptozoo
Did pyro forget that logan years later hasn't reimbursed the people scamed by crypto zoo? He hasn't cleaned his image.
i was under the impression that Logan lost any reputation he had left when he scammed a bunch of people for that NFT game a little while ago..
Is pyro just blatantly unaware of his most recent controversies and scams?
if anyone is a little worried about the rising cancer rates stat pyro dropped, please don't stress about it too much. one-ish major reason for recorded rise in cancer cases is that people are getting older and are living longer due to better healthcare and quality of life. this means that people stop dying of other things and are more likely to die of cancer instead as well as the fact that the the longer you live the more likely you are to get cancer. (and stuff like diagnostic medicine or whatever is getting more advanced)
tldr: cancer rates aren't magically skyrocketing because cancer is now 3x more common to develop or something. it's rising because because people are living longer and not dying of other shit as much. don't worry :3
I dare you to say that after I pour lean on the water supply
@@mlgcactus1035was the supposed to be funny ?
Thanks for the information, feel like the whole cancer thing will scare a lot of ppl and rightfully so. So thank you big guy
Ok but what can we do to bump up those numbers?
@@juaquintiscareno tell kids to drink prime
Only 24 gigalobs in 3 zeptoseconds bro zorped off
Would've been 10k+ likes if you stuck to the script
Bro croggled 💀
Pyro gets hard when his view count inflates every video 📈📈📈🗣🔥
You need 3 editors to make a funny crysis, aot, breaking bad meme at the beginning? Where is the thug shaker, hello?!
Keep yourself safe
Slop slop slop...
well at least he isn't bullying children and putting on a gruff voice anymore.
Hair is still terrible tho 👌
best thing about prime that south park made a episode about it and mocked the shit out of it
Congrats on 1 mill pyro!!!!
What? Thought I was gonna harrass you? No this is your day so enjoy❤❤ love you man! Keep it up!❤❤
Incredible
I shed a tear when Logan Paul made a Breaking Bad reference.
Pyro live feels alot more like old pyro
holy shit minos prime
i love the high quality slop
Is Pyro finally getting out of the hood with the new editing?
Not enough bullying kids and saying the nword
People will look at it and say "the good old days!"
While now they call it slop and call other creators better while also complaining about 6+ hour videos being long to make.
that intro came straight outta 2017/2018 main channel
PyroLIVE is far beyond its Prime
Prime was always a scam. They always advertised it as being superior to Gatorade because it had more electrolytes, but it was full of potassium and when you sweat you need sodium. Gatorade has the correct ratio of potassium and sodium. Classic manipulative advertising from Logan Paul and KSI
pyro's slow transition into walter white is somehow so noticeable now
I'm like Walter White but only the lung cancer part
@@ammagon4519 I'm pretty much like Walter White irl except only the part where I wear a pork pie hat in public and lash out at my wife
bro its been only like 6-7 minutes and there are 138 comments
Allura Red is literally the exact same thing as red40 but with a different name and it’s allowed in the UK and it doesn’t cause cancer it has links to ADD and inflammatory bowel diseases
This isnt better
what if we don't use dye lol imagine
"Yeah just edit something funny every 5 seconds so genz watch the video"
Man was NOT around for peak 2017 pyro
Damn the editing on slop live has really improved
This editing feels like I’m having an aneurysm. Kind of like a MrBeast video, too fast paced.
Pyro: "mention osu!"
Osu! Players: "LESSS FKNGGG GOOO"
fr
osu*
Why is Pyro calling it gayterade
Gyatterade
didn't even know the main topic of this video until 8:40 thanks pyro for being a certified yapper
I think there's a link between watching Pyrocynical videos and developing cancer
Pyro really talking about Logal Paul acting like he didn't scam the shit out of his viewers recently
bro south africa has prime selling in one store for less than water lol. backstory is checkers( a supermarket chain in sa) got a contract with prime basically saying that they were the one and only store who was allowed to buy prime stock, and they were selling it for absurd prices(R50[ik its not that much for you rich americans, but its a shit ton here, i can buy a 2l of coke for like R20]) and now its going for like R9 per bottle, bc the stores are litteraly trying to give it away bc nobody is buying it.
literally everyone in texas drinks dr pepper and its 2.8 englands in size
Lil bro thought he could drop ASOT without us notice
Logan cleaned up his image as much as he could but the entire crowd at every WWE event still hates the guy. The signs they hold up are hilarious.
me vaping while pyro speaks about how “vaping bad” 😮💨
Vaping le bad
Vaping not bad. Nicotine very neuroprotective, increases test levels. No carcinogens.
"There's metals in it!" Ye same w/ cereal.
The Irony in sparkling water having more PFA's than almost any other drink lmao
the new editor is doing some work
1:00 When I first skipped
8:54 Pear floral aloe kill
16:00 third skip and talks about opioids
21:00 Pyro glazes logan by saying "Its not that bad, monster has caffeine" ignoring the fact that prime main demographic is children
23:00 He spent way too much time defending logan paul and didnt even talk about ksi
23:34 outro. The music is nice
Standard pyro. Thx for saving me time
0:30 Bro, Logan Paul has a new NFT/Crypto scam every single year 💀
Pyro you should really watch some Coffeezilla
i thought we got a utopia sequel for a second 😭
Short answer: It's bad for your health and it's bad as a sports drink, because of artificial sweeteners and too much potassium compared to magnesium and sodium.
This is probably the wrong comment section for this but... For anyone confused prime doesn't actually include as much PFAS as you might expect from the initial claim ( 12:47 ). The number comes from if you were to drink nothing but prime for the rest of your life. The claim he made isn't untrue but it's misleading for sure. Also the claimed amount of 0,07PPT (Parts Per Trillion) is not accurate since you can't accurately measure anything below 1,1 PPT.
Is there a source for that?
@@leonand42 plenty. USA Today has an easy to read article but I really recommend looking into the environmental protection agency's guidelines on PFAS, specifically on national primary drinking water regulation. Prime does have quite a few PFAS chemicals but according to EPA's MCLGs prime isn't over their limit and is legal. Again I recommend you look into this yourself but in short prime does have pfas but not in an amount that a normal consumer would find harmful in any measurable way.
True, like I am pretty sure that if it was that dangerous then it wouldn't pass the damm food safety inspection or whatever we do here in the EU
@@leonand42 EPA (Environmental Protection Agency)
@@leonand42 which part?
"Logan has actually cleaned up his act, he's been a good boy."
Except for his crypto scam that he's still not refunded the people for
Red 40 is allowed in Europe it’s just called Allura Red AC.
"He's cleaned up his image i respect that." Do you not know about him stealing millions of his fans? hello?????
2000 views in 4 minutes, bro is coming back
12000 views in 19 minutes, bro is coming back
impossible
Thats literally impossible the video is 23 minutes long, that would take st least an hour
@@loveableheathen7441 ..you do realize views aren’t counted on the whole video watch right ? there’s a minimum to reach before you’re counted as a view
@@CRCADAN do the math bro
I only have and only ever will drink still water stuff like coke is horrifying it's literally caffeinated acid
Everyone gangsta until logan paul starts aking for the platinum chip
pyrolive is basically just 2019 pyrocynical now with this turbo adhd editing
Pyro the kinda guy to not return his shopping cart to the cart return bay.
tom dark ahh comment
thank you for explaining the Prime Hydration lore British Mudryk
3:41 OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED ⚠️ OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED
Did Pyro watch the coffeezilla video hmmmm
The truth about pyrocynical's 14th century peasant haircut
Pyro editor's are getting they're Prime with all these editings
Edit: Btw Pyro, Sparkling Water haves PFAS and PFOS
No way, editing????
Logan has not cleaned up his image he did crypto zoo like a year ago and lied about when he would pay people back. I don't know if he has now but he didn't do it when he orginally said. He has been a conman for like 10 years and nobody should forget that.
"JJ! We need to cook!"
"Yeah Mr. Paul! Yeah Science!"
As I’m on my death bed I’ll be reminiscing on those 2 mid ass prime drinks I had as a 24 year old. Shaking my fist in the air cursing Logan Paul for robbing me of 10 years off my lifespan.
2:23 why was that Mr. Krabs impression so good
I can't even tell the difference honestly
I swear to god why did he hire sssniperwolf's editor
thank you for all the memes it really adds to the video and isnt getting old at all.
Yeah the short random sounds and clips playing every time he says a single thing making it hard to focus and in general is overstimulating doesn’t wear on you at all and isn’t at all obvious that it’s only there to keep the attention of the embryos and prevent them from clicking off
Wdym cleaned his reputation. The guy still didnt refund CryptoZoo holders. He didnt do shit and thats the problem. 😢
imagine spending 23 minutes 34 seconds explaining what liquid is couldn't be me
grocery stores near me have started treating energy drinks the same as cigarettes or alcohol, cant be sold to anyone under 18, when that same attitude eventually reaches the US, prime will probably just become a juice box to keep actual sales going
Pyro the truth teller
Whenever I see Pyro chugging San Pellegrino I always think of that Vince Vaughn bit
“Still drinking that faggy mineral water?”
“Didn’t know water had a sex drive”
new vegas in the intro was cool
Nah, I'm 100% with you,
I had two tins of Prime Energy,
The Green and Blue ones.
They both fucking sucked...
2 views in 13 seconds pyro fell off
real shit
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF
this joke doesnt make sense since youtube doesnt live update the views.
@@oliver1784 shut up nerd
@@oliver1784 shut up
So fun fact about BCAAs it’s like a protein powder but just the most simple protein imaginable. But your body does not digest it well and most of the protein is just expelled out of your body. Worst protein by far.
The European Union (EU) also regulates the use of Red 40, which is referred to as E129 or Allura Red AC.
That includes the UK
Logan Paul changed?
Dink Doink? Cryptozoo? The other ones he marketed on his podcast to make loads of money, by getting suckers into worthless coins?
Pyro, will you come to Finland again, if I pay for your expenses, get you some alcohol and traditional Finnish food? We could meet you with Ville.
Normally lawyers will tell clients to "shut the fuck up" but this lawyer is blabbering.
If there was a case, he just gave prime the chance to levy a defense, pathetic.
Pyro's editor has to get a raise, even if it is slop content they deliver high quality slop
the truth about Pyros prime is that he fell off.
I'm not defending prime but if we suing prime then we should sue a lot more companies cause Prime isn't the only guilty one of PFOs and PFAs.
Stop saying all publicity is good publicity because if you had a brain cell you’d know good vs bad. Also let’s not forget the crypto bullshit he pulled that man is greedy as fuck.
Dawg he cleaned his rep for a bit then immediately had the Crypto Zoo scandal etc, he hasnt changed in the slightest, hes just not doing certain things because he knows they will have severe consequences. He is still a shady, greedy and money obsessed person that does trashy things. He hasnt changed.
Btw Logan isn't being a good boy. He literally scammed his acoustic fans with crypto zoo and has done minimal to pay them back
Prime is selling so good I Norway they practically sell for less then 50 pence like 5 kr. And some stores gave it away for free. Never tried it.
He's been a really good boy and cleaned up his rep? Bruh he had a crypto scam and allegations of a fixed boxing match since you last talked about him on the main channel
Has he really become less controversial over time? I swear Crypto Zoo was only like a year ago and still hasn't been fully resolved.
logan paul has been good lately?… no not really, watch jamari’s videos on him he does shitty things every few days
He's trying to pull a fast one with the CryptoZoo "refunds" 😂😂😂
Pyro you fell of since your slop hit 1M subs but I still eat it due to me being addicted and refuse to withdrawals
Logan Paul has been "a good boy" according to Pyro, even though he scammed his fans.
Prime can give you cancer?!
Like Logan paul himself isn't enough for that!
U should stick to 10-15 minutes slop, my brain is off by minute 11.
It's a liquid juice made from slop, vbucks and tide pods.