The Republic with No Borders | The Life & Times of Xenophon

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  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

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    • @JesusChrist42000
      @JesusChrist42000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for the good history vids

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JesusChrist42000 Much obliged!

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can ya tell me what the text you put on the screen says after "you made me president" at 0:20 ? Those of us on phones cant simply move thru the vid frame by frame to read things like this and no amount of trying to pause the vid at the right time is working...

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really wanted to dislike the video for the flash text I could not pause on... but it's a great video. But... fu

    • @ThcPatient
      @ThcPatient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SylviaRustyFae ​ "So yeah obviously the ancient Greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority."

  • @bhargavadutt8827
    @bhargavadutt8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2063

    It's honestly great that Xenophon stayed with the Spartans, cause it's because of him that we get a super close insiders look at the Spartan government and way of life.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Man Xenophon is just the Goat

    • @bhargavadutt8827
      @bhargavadutt8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@arawn1061 yooo wassup man of culture! Gyro dp!

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bhargavadutt8827 Eyyyyyyyy

    • @danendraaryadewa5455
      @danendraaryadewa5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pizza mozarella..

    • @EdmenescalF
      @EdmenescalF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still, it’s just sad he wasn’t allowed to return home…

  • @Amadis777
    @Amadis777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    For those wondering about the flashing text, it is at 0:21 and it says "So yeah obviously the ancient greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority"

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      There's always a good guy in the comments section who pauses over the text 😇

    • @Amadis777
      @Amadis777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@JackRackam The fact those notations are so challenging fast make the wonderful videos even better.

    • @horseshit1503
      @horseshit1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha I put it at the lowest speed and paused every frame

    • @smorcrux426
      @smorcrux426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh God took me like 10 tries at 0.25x speed to read that

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@horseshit1503 Pro tip: you can scrub videos frame by frame on a computer by using the . and , keys

  • @Nolaris3
    @Nolaris3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I like how Xenophon's wacky adventure leads him into becoming practically the only reason why we know anything about Spartan culture

  • @siamihari8717
    @siamihari8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Lets not ignore how much of a tactical mastermind Xenophon would have to be to pull off such a withdrawal.
    Id be willing to compare his escape from Persia to that of Cesar's campaign in Gaul, both were surrounded in hostile lands yet achieved their respective goals.
    Escape persia alive, Pacify Gaul

    • @Fuzato15
      @Fuzato15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      This story is often compared to the march of chzechoslovak legion. 60.000 veterans of ww1 who defected to the russian imperial army. When russia colapsed into civil war they had to march through siberia all the way to vladvostok and then sail arround asia to finally redeploy in the western front.

    • @siamihari8717
      @siamihari8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Fuzato15 yah using a ww1 supper weapon that ended up in Japanese hands never to be seen again

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus. A rogue army essentially

    • @lordsebastianofbarovia3686
      @lordsebastianofbarovia3686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah, but you see, you're wrong there: Xenophon was an absolute tosser. He was mainly lucky. Having had to translate quite a lot from his works what I have experienced of him is a mediocre historian whose understanding of socrates' philosophy is so poor that the character he writes about and the one Plato does could be considered two different historical figures. (Obviously Plato's early Socrates, not the later one who mainly speaks for Plato).

    • @Fuzato15
      @Fuzato15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@siamihari8717 they probably didn't give a shit. They just wanted to go home.

  • @lordsev666
    @lordsev666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "Perhaps. Perhaps we should just pay the army that has managed to survive marching and fighting from one end of our fucking country to the other" - the only sane man in Persia

    • @tomendruweit9386
      @tomendruweit9386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      beating up literally everyone including the imperial royal army TWICE!

    • @redacted5824
      @redacted5824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "What? Speak sense man, thats dumb, we go and ambush them instead." - the typical persian governor

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The governers all look at each other then back at Rationalicles, and immediately run him through with 5 spears

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But that would be the sensible thing to do.
      We don't do "sensible."

    • @davidjackson2690
      @davidjackson2690 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      FOR REAL.LOL

  • @KhAnubis
    @KhAnubis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    I would high-key watch a full movie about this

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      It's such an enticing premise!

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This basically sounds to me like "Mad Dogs", only Ancient Greek and not about drugs.

    • @SterbiusMcGurbius
      @SterbiusMcGurbius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @KhAnubis Hey look! Its KhAnubis!

    • @NathanielWinkelmann
      @NathanielWinkelmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Isn't that just The Warriors?

    • @adriano2471
      @adriano2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too, it's like a comedy but a documentary and an action movie in 1

  • @ΧΑΡΗΣΚΟΥΡΗΣ-ψ3ν
    @ΧΑΡΗΣΚΟΥΡΗΣ-ψ3ν 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Fun fact: The "Kardóùkhoi" that Xenophon mentioned might be the first time that Kurds are mentioned in western historiography.

    • @evanobrien7316
      @evanobrien7316 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Always cool when you see those first references to something in history.

  • @NobleWolf
    @NobleWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Basically this man became leader of a rogue army because no one else wanted to and no one wanted to pay them and on top of that, the army acted like a republic while being betrayed almost every month. This story is amazing and I wanna see a movie on this!

    • @Motleydoll123
      @Motleydoll123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It would certainly work for a TV show if it had solid production values and an authentic focus on history. Like imagine a version of this tale with Rome level production details and exceptionally well managed battle sequences. It would be awesome.

  • @fifthcanuck1128
    @fifthcanuck1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    You CANNOT start a history video with a “yep that’s me” meme with NO WARNING Jack. My mind was NOT ready

  • @michasalamon8315
    @michasalamon8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Side note. He was so pissed about his banishment that he wrote an entire book that can be summarised by saying „Democracy sucks. Athens suck. Monarchy is cool. Sparta is cool. You should go to Sparta”.
    And then he died. The end.
    (That is, if it was him who wrote the book, there were at lead 8 Xenophons at the time, one was a Doctor, another a comedy writer, the one in the video, another two were feom Athens, a cavalry man in Athenian army, and some two more and we are not sure which one of them wrote that book but my bet is on the 10,000 guy.)

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, Awesome

    • @Kaiyanwang82
      @Kaiyanwang82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were all the same guy, included the two more.

    • @kogaryu5558
      @kogaryu5558 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Kaiyanwang82😂

  • @brokenbridge6316
    @brokenbridge6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Fun Fact: Plenty of people read about what Xenophon and his Greeks did in Persia and what they had to do to escape. And among those that read about them was Philip of Macedon and his son Alexander the Great. And these accounts led them to conclude that Persia was right for conquering. Which means this incident had an effect on world history. Just one that most people don't know about.

    • @nebsam715
      @nebsam715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I am not surprised by this of course those two would read Xenophon's book

    • @brokenbridge6316
      @brokenbridge6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nebsam715---I wasn't surprised either when I first read about it.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@brokenbridge6316 Let's be honest it's Alexander the A-tier, dude didn't really need much of a reason to conquer Persia he viewed all of Asia and the Mediterranean as "free real estate".

    • @brokenbridge6316
      @brokenbridge6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CollinMcLean---True. But he wouldn't have come to view it like that without his father and the exploits of Xenophon n friends.

    • @joek600
      @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CollinMcLean Yes but he still had to convince his generals and most of all the rest of the allies that it was do-able. Anabasis provided some hard facts about the persian inabillity to deal with a well coordinated greek army.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    The Virgin 300 Spartans under Leonidas:
    --hold off huge Persian force via chokepoint (with help from thousands of allied Greeks) for three days
    --get outflanked
    --die
    --get blockbuster movie
    The Chad 10,000 Greek Mercs under Xenophon:
    --march into middle of Persia
    --win battle
    --lose all their generals
    --select new leaders
    --march through thousands of miles of hostile land to get home, despite no help and constant betrayals
    --don't get movie

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      Sadly the adventure of the 10,000 is very episodic, so I doubt any movie producers would be willing to touch it. Now a TV series on the other hand...

    • @faustinosamayoa3348
      @faustinosamayoa3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Well the story was adapted in the warriors novel(1965) which was adapted into a cult classic movie back in ‘79 but that’s really a setting update to the then currents years using youth street gangs, so that’s up to you if that scratches the itch.

    • @johntaylor7029
      @johntaylor7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Not to mention Xenophon and his mercs have thier women and children with them, and also win a few epic battles. Also Xenophon shoved a guy who back talked at him, knocked him down school yard bully style. It'd be a great show.

    • @carlrodalegrado4104
      @carlrodalegrado4104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Netflix....

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The story of a man who just want to go home

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Everyone should read Xenophon and Plutarch so they can say "I've read my Xenophon and Plutarch" thus flexing your credentials and winning every argument about ancient history or military strategy.
    Also Xenophon is a great read!

  • @StickWithTrigger
    @StickWithTrigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Warriorssssss come out and playyyyyyy"-Persians trying to tempt greek warriors to attack

    • @enkiimuto1041
      @enkiimuto1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is t hat a ps1 spider-man reference? Cause i dig it

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *clinks glass bottles together in Greek*

    • @StickWithTrigger
      @StickWithTrigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@enkiimuto1041 it’s uh the warriors reference

    • @castperthewolf3426
      @castperthewolf3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Message roughly translates to:* 🖕

  • @emptank
    @emptank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Mom! Can we stop and get Alexander the Great, Greek conqueror of Persia?"
    "We have Alexander the Great at home."
    Alexander the Great at home:

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This NEEDS to be made into a historical drama comedy! The potential is too much!

  • @CreditR01
    @CreditR01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Y'know after 3 years of utter bullshit, I'm happy he got a peaceful, relatively non climactic ending. He must have been so done.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kind of a happy ending.

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly, I wish he had gone on to unite Greece and change world history by being Alexander the Great before Alexander the Great. He could conquer the world while complaining about wanting to go home to Athens, only to find out it was somehow burned down by a freak accident. It's more exciting than the ending we got.

  • @joek600
    @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    One of my favourite parts of the story was when the persians almost managed to encircle the Greeks by cutting their escape route and at the same time placing forces around them. There was a hill that the persians didnt thought to hold and that high ground could be the key for the upcoming battle. Xenophon with 300 men raced towards the hill top, while the same time the persians realizing their stategic error also sent a contigent to get there first. The two groups literaly raced to the top while the Persian and Greek troops from the valley cheered their men. Xenophon was on horseback running up and down trying to encourage his men and urge them. At that moment a soldier named Soteridas turned back and shouted to Xenophon that its easy for him to give orders while on horseback while him had to carry the burden of his shield and weapons. Xenophon then jumped down from the horse, grabbed Soteridas shield and started running forward. Xenophon was wearing a cavalry bronze thorax which flanged out towards the waist in order to allo the rider to seat on horseback, and the shield was catching and banging on the cuirass making it even harder to carry the shield. At that point the other soldiers started to shout and swear at Soteridas forcing him to take back his shield in shame. Xenophons men managed to secure the hill top first and after seeing that the persians realized that they lost the advantage and decided to withdraw without any battle that day.

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I read one of Xenophon's books on horsemanship, it's pretty neat. It's got a section on how to flex properly while riding your horse, pretty wild for a book thats thousand of years old.

    • @joek600
      @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why? Its only natural that people of old have a more intimate knowledge of horsemanship.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joek600 Especially when that was pretty much your life back then

    • @thatguythatdoesstuff5784
      @thatguythatdoesstuff5784 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@joek600Horsemanship on that level would've been fairly new at that point, we were -barely- able to ride on horseback by the end of the bronze age due to them being bred as animals of war for chariots

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Damn. What a Chad. After everything else, Xenophon managed to not only get his guys paid but did so by holding a Spartan admiral hostage.

  • @austenbin4068
    @austenbin4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    The Anabasis is is one of my all time favorites! Xenophon was not made full leader until much later on the Anatolian coast. There were four commanders of the army. The two most experienced took the wings while Cheirisophus took the van and Xenophon the rearguard (with the only cavalry the Greeks had.) Cheirisophus, at least the way Xenophon tells it, was kinda sorta in the lead position, with Xenophon as something as a check on him, but it's all a weird power dynamic. The Greeks as a whole tended to shout out what they thought they should do and, depending on how riotous they were getting, the leaders tended to go with the consensus.

    • @nebsam715
      @nebsam715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Anabasis?

    • @MasterWilczu
      @MasterWilczu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nebsam715 It's the title of the book Xenophon wrote about this "little" oddysey of his. You know, the one that suddenly ends in Pergamon as Jack said.

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Anabasis is a great read, but its a massive piece of self-promotion and justification. Xenophon loves to point out that he was only one of several commanders whenever the army makes a mistake or does something untrustworthy, but whenever they do something great, he's happy to take all the credit. He wrote the whole thing in the third person and pretended it was by somebody else, so it definitely seems to have been written to try to rehabilitate his reputation over allegations that he wanted to use the army to make himself king or a chunk of Asia Minor.

    • @nebsam715
      @nebsam715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MasterWilczu thanks for the heads up

    • @can6834
      @can6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrisball3778 exactly, modern historians suggest that Xenophon exaggerated his rank and accomplishments in Anabasis.

  • @ussalabama2870
    @ussalabama2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    1440 is an amazing idea. Maybe you could have it printed out, and have someone bring it to your house. Like the news on paper.

    • @boomamathics2666
      @boomamathics2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You’re a monster

    • @vegemarkr4582
      @vegemarkr4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What?! are you to lazy to google stuff now?
      milenials...

    • @hotdogfingerz9674
      @hotdogfingerz9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Great idea, they could call it "news-paper"!

    • @therealjoediaz
      @therealjoediaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hotdogfingerz9674 no paper of news

    • @stryke5729
      @stryke5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m need the screens too much

  • @timzappa8523
    @timzappa8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Ah the life of an athenian philosopher, one day your dialoguing over the concepts of truth and equality. and the next you've been at war with everyone possible and you still haven't been paid. The end

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even if his teacher *wasn't* Socrates he'd still finish life a, er, philosophical man.

  • @numebernode
    @numebernode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Man, somehow Xenophon's story somewhat reminds me of The Odyssey. At least Odysseus made it home.
    At best, Xenophon gets to retire.

    • @crocidile90
      @crocidile90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, Xenophon at least was able to raise his kids in his retirement

  • @emptank
    @emptank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    You would think that between this, and the other two times Greek armies curb stomped much larger Persian armies someone in the Persian government would've thought that maybe, just maybe they needed to come up with a better way to fight heavy pike men than shooting them with horse bows and throwing endless waves of light infantry at them.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To be fair, there isnt much other plan to do

    • @benr.4238
      @benr.4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      but, but.....the immortals!

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They were able to march all the way to Attica and conquered Macedonia. They could fight them. Horse archers also did pretty well against them, and they could just hire Greek mercenaries.

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liamjm9278 hey look an actually intelligent person. Let's not forget they burned Athens as well.

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aditya Chavarkar true that

  • @Oxtocoatl13
    @Oxtocoatl13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Finally a history channel is covering this! Such a great story with so much drama. It's also interesting that Xenophon clearly develops an affinity for horses while leading his amateur cavalry. In the beginning of the book he says something like "a horse in battle is only good for running away faster" but after 3 years of riding a horse Xenophon would learn to respect them and go on to write a book about them.

  • @CatholicDragoon
    @CatholicDragoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Don't forget that Athens orders Socrates execution while he was off fighting. This one of the reasons that he doesn't return to Athens and instead settles in Sparta.

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hol up, when did Socrates settle in Sparta?

    • @CatholicDragoon
      @CatholicDragoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@kavky Not Socrates, Xenophon. Athens kills Socrates. Xenophon then returns and works Athens rival, Sparta. Even had his kids raised in the Spartan system.

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CatholicDragoon Ok your wording had me confused.

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your wording is confusing. Makes it seem that you are talking about Socrates settling in Sparta

  • @matthiasw8777
    @matthiasw8777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    And you may find yourself at the head of a large greek army, in the middle of Persia,
    And you may find yourself being the enemy to all of Persia,
    And you may ask, how did I get here?

    • @synkkamaan1331
      @synkkamaan1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you may tell yourself,
      This is not my beautiful house!
      And you may tell yourself,
      This is not my beautiful wife!

  • @Mechabang
    @Mechabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    On the ending of the story. Man, that's some "Last Jedi" anticlimax right there.

    • @lucidnonsense942
      @lucidnonsense942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too soon. Waaaaay TOO SOON!

    • @thefury770able
      @thefury770able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Get a new punching bag

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thefury770able But the one I have still has some life to it. :P

    • @thefury770able
      @thefury770able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mechabang I don't think so, it's been done to death

  • @josebenardi1554
    @josebenardi1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    No wonder he's the source for one of the few written first hand accounts on Sparta.

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can’t believe some Greek philosopher was the leader of a bunch of mercs

    • @nortons7040
      @nortons7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Ttegegg Why not? Socrates, his teacher, served in the Falange till retirement and was much respected among the military, saving bunch of people, including Xenophon when he was wounded and fell from his horse. Socrates other student, philosopher Plato, was Olympic champion in Pankration (it's like modern MMA). Xenophon himself participated in wars at least since he was 20 y.o., his friend Proxenus which invited Xenophon to join Cyrus was one of the Strategoi (generals) of Greek mercs. So when Proxenus was murdered by Persians his warriors elected Xenophon, whom they well knew, to be new Strategos (general).

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I was like “Xenophon? The guy who rode Pegasus??” But that was Bellerophon.

    • @chrisdavey5530
      @chrisdavey5530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Brother of Menelaus? No thats Agamemnon lol....(if you wanna have real fun time with ancient names, read about the Ptolemaic dynasty, every guy is named Ptolemy, every girl is named Cleopatra, Berenice or Arsinoe, its gets confusing so fast lol)

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisdavey5530 Greeks get their names from their grandparents, in a display of honor to them. especially important, if u a prince/princess, who wants to stress the relationship to the king, and have claims on the throne later... Imagine: "if you were the legal heir to Ptolemaios, you´d be named Arsinoe, and not Tiffany...!!!" (Tiffany by the way is also greek, like the empress Theofanu, but surely not a typical female name in the Ptolemaic dynasty... When the eastern Roman princess Theofanu married the german, "holly roman" emperor, the orthodox christians essentialy recognized, that the catholics aren´t just dirty heretics, but a legitimate religion itself, maybe even a christian religion)

    • @chrisdavey5530
      @chrisdavey5530 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@klausbrinck2137 yeah I was mostly just making a reference to a show called frisky dingo lol

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisdavey5530 a show called frisky dingo: sorry I didn´t get it, and thought myself: "He said Arsinoe, so, it´s hisory-lesson-time...!!!" ;-)

    • @chrisdavey5530
      @chrisdavey5530 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@klausbrinck2137 th-cam.com/video/MjQUIxPXuXQ/w-d-xo.html, the first part, the second part was just me making fun of the ptolemys....I never claimed to be a comedic master,mind lol

  • @uydagcusdgfughfgsfggsifg753
    @uydagcusdgfughfgsfggsifg753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This was the inspiration for Alexander, and also the first (and very riveting) account of the ruins of Nineveh

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This would be an amazing series.
    Even the fact he arrives on Pergamon and the series end out of no where and that's the season finale.

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *"Paying* the army that marched through half our lands slaughtering countless soldiers, hitherto undefeated, but homesick and in need of pay... To *go back home in peace?"*
    NEVER!!! Keep letting them kill our troops and citizens as they desperately try to make it back to their homes in one piece, costing us hundreds of talents of silver to repair the damage and contain them, instead of the one or two it would've cost to let them leave peacefully!"
    - The Persians, apparently

    • @Motleydoll123
      @Motleydoll123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thing to consider is Xenophon won the war against the Persian king… who is not too pleased with having had his butts kicked, so to ensure that no one hears of this defeat, he elected to go the route of destroying the army/enslaving the army so it could not share what happened to their enemies…only as the Greek kept beating them and surviving, it further wounded the pride of the persian empire. Xenophon’s survival and tales of his adventures likely was the perfect galvanising force for Alexander the Great to point at Persia and say “these persians are garbage compared to us. If the could not kill Xenophon and his army, they couldn’t possibly best the greatest army of Alexander, conquerer of Egypt, tyre, and lord of the Greeks.”

  • @ianyork2655
    @ianyork2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Hey to be fair Athens did kill Socrates just for mildly sassing the leaders so tbh he got off pretty light

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Socrates got killed for 'impiety' and 'corrupting the youth', probably meaning he was criticising the Hellenic religion and encouraging his pupils to overthrow Athenian Democracy and replace it with an 'enlightened' oligarchy. He was dealt with utterly ruthlessly, but there was a bit more to it than 'mildly sassing the leaders'. Xenophon definitely shared Socrates' contempt for democracy, so he would have been out of step with Athenian politics of the time.

    • @ianyork2655
      @ianyork2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chrisball3778 depending on how seriously you read the trial of Socrates those were the charges and in platos writings they did make sense but if you look at the vote count of conviction and then death sentence he basically sassed himself to the grave. Also it was enlighten aristocracy not oligarchy

    • @arifahmedkhan9999
      @arifahmedkhan9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisball3778 Not oligarchy though

    • @ianyork2655
      @ianyork2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arifahmedkhan9999 Yeah also dissing the Athenian democracy wasn’t very uncommon read the comedian Aristophanes.

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ianyork2655 Very likely true he could have escaped execution if he'd made a show of contrition during his trial, and probably 'aristocracy' is more accurate than 'oligarchy', but he was still executed because he was a very real threat to the political order. Violent political conflict between democrats and anti-democrats had been commonplace during the Peloponnesian war and its aftermath, and it was a fear of its renewal that led to Socrates' execution The Athenian establishment murdered Socrates because they were afraid of civil war, not because he 'sassed' them. Xenophon was also very sceptical of democracy, and that's a likely reason for his exile after the events in Anabasis.

  • @Ayem427
    @Ayem427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how this is literally a real-world version of the Odyssey

  • @hexa3389
    @hexa3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I've been counting the days for you to do Xenophon or one of Socrates' disciples! Let's gooooooooo

  • @معرفةوترفيه-ت2ظ
    @معرفةوترفيه-ت2ظ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Fun fact : The Carduchians of 6:55 are probably the ancestors of modern Kurds.

    • @Kaiyanwang82
      @Kaiyanwang82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could be Talysh. None stayed exactly in the same spot that long.

    • @meryemozbag3478
      @meryemozbag3478 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Kaiyanwang82 nope

    • @JojoBojob
      @JojoBojob 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kaiyanwang82 Doubtful. There's no reason to assume that. Also, the location and name fits Kurds better. Not to mention the rivalry with persians and that fact that they live in the mountains.
      This is actually a pretty weird thing I've noticed.
      When you claim that Kurds descend from Medes, people are like: NOPE! THAT WOULD BE THE TALYSH!
      But when you instead claim that Kurds descend from the Carduchians, people are once again going: NOPE! THAT WOULD BE THE TALYSH!
      Pretty strange why people do that.
      In reality, Kurds and Talysh have common ancestry, bot genetically and linguistically, mostly differentiated by the fact that Kurds live in the Zagros and Taurus mountains, whereas the Talysh live closer to the caspian sea.

  • @judokick2117
    @judokick2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:21, "So yeah obviously the ancient greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority. "
    Now Everyone Can Read It!

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ancient Militaires Sans Frontières was NOT what I expected the next video to be about I love it.

  • @gravynavy516
    @gravynavy516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We studied Xenophon extensively in high school ancient Greek class so learning stuff like this about him is really interesting

  • @tungstentrain1956
    @tungstentrain1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Wrong sea, innit”
    Yes, but actually no.

  • @InternetLegends-fe6ty
    @InternetLegends-fe6ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is literally the video version of “in and out 20 minute adventure” meme

  • @CobaltCruiser
    @CobaltCruiser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:21 "So yeah obviously the ancient greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority"

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:20 says "So yeah obviously the ancient greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority"

  • @johng7003
    @johng7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I haven't watched the whole video but as a Greek Im planning to read Cyrus Anabasis aka the book made by Xenophon about this whole adventure and from what i know it seems like an epic tale that can easily been made to a series.
    Edit: Saw it,loved it,can't wait to read the actual book.

    • @joek600
      @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The book is really good. Its like a crazy adventure. Know though that you will have to familiarize yourself with ancient greek tactics, because Xenophon takes their knowledge as granted and you might miss some juicy details.

    • @teineeva7868
      @teineeva7868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a great read. What I found really interesting is that due to how far in the past it is and how different most modern cultures are from the then Greeks and Persians it almost reads like a fantasy novel. My favourite early passage is a mention of greek soldiers complaining they couldn't catch the ostriches they were hoping to eat. Beyond my surprise at ostriches living in Persia back then, the idea of greek soldiers running after these huge birds, that didn't live in Greece (and must have been quite alien-looking to them) and that can outspeed most non motorized vehicles put a huge smile on my face.

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "as a Greek Im planning to read Cyrus Anabasis" we had it at school, in ancient Greek to that (of course, we´d spend 100times more effort on grammar/sentence-constitution, than on the content itself, but still better than not having it at all)... I don´t get how our schools have turned so bad lately...

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow this is like a real life Odyssey except without the happy ending and monsters.

    • @N0noy1989
      @N0noy1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think this is as happy as it gets for him. He and his men get out of Persia. He settles in Sparta with his family. There is simply no way for him to go back to Athens because they'll execute him. They already executed Socrates so Xenophon doesn't want to go back there anyway and hates the Athens government. He leaves his mark in history and even inspired Alexander to go conquer Persia.

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Odyssey did not have a happy ending.

  • @theawesomeman9821
    @theawesomeman9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Xenophon and his men's flight home reminds me of the Czech regiment that fought itself out of the Russia during WWI.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's very similar except that railways had been invented by that time.

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alanpennie8013 And that the Czech regiment was not fighting for itself, but for the British masters, probably.

  • @likaon3662
    @likaon3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I remember my history teacher mentioned Xenophon just as a helluva trip but never got to explain further, now I see why.

  • @lewisirwin5363
    @lewisirwin5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:55 Waitwaitwait, did the Delphic Oracle actually try to give a _straight_ answer for once?

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No nonono, that was just artistic freedom of the YTer...

  • @Avon45
    @Avon45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To anyone interested in the books these events take place, they are called "Anabasis".

  • @fedoramaster6035
    @fedoramaster6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly this is like the best intro to a TH-cam video I’ve ever seen. Love it

  • @andrewlocklair565
    @andrewlocklair565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video got me to read the anabasis. And I imagine Xenophon taking a deep sigh before every time he speaks.

  • @aidanbeesley3221
    @aidanbeesley3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    No borders, you say?

    • @cubeman22
      @cubeman22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was waiting for this comment. Good man.

    • @cubeman22
      @cubeman22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER CIPHER!

    • @pmayo7894
      @pmayo7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +V2

    • @revannihilus341
      @revannihilus341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AWNB did nothing wrong

    • @rgm96x49
      @rgm96x49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      >

  • @FiraDeviant
    @FiraDeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alternative title: "That time Hanibal got reincarnated as a Athenian and all he want's is to get home from persia"

    • @thomasrinschler6783
      @thomasrinschler6783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, as Hannibal lived after Xenophon, the reincarnation would have to go the other way round...

    • @FiraDeviant
      @FiraDeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomasrinschler6783 Ah I messed up when checking. Well now I feel silly

    • @t3hmaniac
      @t3hmaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FiraDeviant He's the Pre-incarnation of Hanibal!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FiraDeviant Hannibal was always good about paying his mercenaries, almost like he had personal experience as to what happens if you fail to do so...

  • @LeonVHelsing
    @LeonVHelsing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, I just love how tired Xenophon sounds by the end of it lol

  • @Starfloofle
    @Starfloofle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    whoa, less than a minute gang, I dunno how I got here or who this guy is but I never turn down a chance to see whatever the heck content you put out lol

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The entire expedition could be a sitcom. There's a point near the end where Xenophon is told that there is a guy called Asidates that he can easily kidnap and loot only for him to spend 3 days besieging his tower and getting shot at.

  • @jacklau2558
    @jacklau2558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Today's lesson is to always be upfront with your Workers on what their end goal is and pay your Mercenaries gods so many people forget that one. Xenophon was great.

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is quite ironic considering that in Persian culture of the time lying was seen as THE cardinal sin

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@konnosx1213 Cyrus was planning to kill his brother and take his throne, of the biggest empire on earth, and you think he wouldn´t lie?

  • @seamusduffy983
    @seamusduffy983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This guy always making me go crazy over the single frame of text he always displays smh

  • @liamnevard1591
    @liamnevard1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two videos? In one week? This is outrageous!

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is the absolute best take the Anabasis since the Warriors

  • @maverick7291
    @maverick7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Poor xylophone, well at least his name will always be remembered.

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jack no, you have to have him say, "well, it all started at the beginning" and then have it cut to him being spanked by the doctor at his birth or an embarassing and awkward look at him as a kid, then the voiceover says "not THAT far back!"

  • @dndboy13
    @dndboy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Arrian/Xenophon the Younger was a huge Xenophon fanboy from centuries later and wrote a book about Alexander The Great-o in imitation of the style of the Anabis, he also wrote a book about hunting like his namesake but as some point in that book he drops all pretense and gushes about his dog, shes so great guys

  • @danielvictor3262
    @danielvictor3262 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    portraying the Persian Prince as some HR rep on an outsourced jobs fair for a shady unsanctioned project is kinda on point lol

  • @worldanvilbild3980
    @worldanvilbild3980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you are wondering 0:21"So yeah obviously the ancient Greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority" flashes on screen

  • @joek600
    @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Xenophon was not exactly joining the expedition as an officer. He was a friend of Proxenos one of the generals and he was more something like an observer. The night that the Persians managed to trick the Greek generals that they would have talks to sort out the situation, only to have them murdered along with their escorts, nobody in the Greek camp realised what was going on. Suddenly through the night Nicarchos the Arcadian appeared holding his entrails with his two hands and told to the horrified Greeks about the betrayal. Right after that first shock a contigent of 300 persian riders appeared. They were lead by Ariaios a noble supporter of the dead now Cyros and former ally of the Greek contigent. He spoke on behalf of the King and announced to the Greeks that their leaders were punished for betrayal by the Great King (oh the irony) who demanded their weapons surrendered to him. While Xenophon was not an officer, he wasnt even an experienced warrior, he was one of the few that managed to keep his calm under that situation and called for the troops to elect new officers and reorganize. After his speech the troops elected him as one of their leaders.
    If that would not make a hell of a tv series I dont know what would.

    • @nortons7040
      @nortons7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, in fact he was very experienced warrior - he participated in war with Sparta (got saved by Socrates in one of the battles) and was at least 43-44 y.o. during the events of Anabasis. And it's unlikely that's he was just an observer in the marching army. More likely that he was adviser like he was later when he served in Spartan army. He was elected as a new Strategos by his murdered friend's (Proxenus) warriors, who must have knew Xenophon and his commanding abilities pretty well.

    • @joek600
      @joek600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nortons7040 Xenophon was hardly 30 when he joined the expedition. He was not a part of a specific mercenary group. He was there more as a so to speak aide de camp for Proxenos. The one saved by Socrates was Alkiviades.

    • @nortons7040
      @nortons7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joek600 "Xenophon was hardly 30" - what makes you state this? This is pure speculation which contradicts other sources about Xenophon and his own works. This speculation (that Xenophon was born in 430 B.C,. and was about 30 y.o. during the events of Anabasis) comes from some unclear places in Anabasis and completely ignores other known facts. According to Diogenes and Strabo, Xenophon participated in the battle of Delia in Boeotia in 424 B.C. and was saved by Socrates. Since young people from 18 to 20 years of age carried out military service only inside Attica, than Xenophon in 424 B.C. should have been at least 20 years old, and therefore the year of his birth should be considered 444 or even earlier. With this conclusion, Xenophon's own testimony at the beginning of his "Symposium" that he himself was present at this Symposium, which was arranged by Callius in honor of the victory of his favorite Autolycus in the gymnastics competition, completely agrees with this conclusion. The year of this competition, and therefore the Symposium, is determined exactly - 422 B.C. And since all the guests at this Symposium were adult young people, over twenty years old, we must conclude that Xenophon was not a child, that is, that in 422 B.C. he was more than 20 years old: this again brings us approximately to that same year of his birth. The same conclusion must be drawn based on the year of his death. This year cannot be determined with accuracy: according to the testimony of Stesiclides, Xenophon died in 360 B.C.; but in view of the fact that in the Hellenica Xenophon mentions one event in 357 and that his Ways and Means was written in 356 or 355 B.C., only 355 can be considered the year of his death. And since, according to the testimony of Lucian , Xenophon lived for more than 90 years (according to the testimony of Demetrius i"died old enough"; according to the testimony of Diodorus Siculus - " extremely old "), then again this indicates his birth between 450 and 440 years. This opinion was held by the almost all philologists. But the English historian Mitford in his History of Greece (1822, vol. V, ch. 23), and then the famous Dutch critic Cobet, without mentioning Mitford, in his New readings ("Novae lectiones", 1858, p. 534 et seq.) pointed to a number of places in Xenophon's "Anabasis", on the basis of which it can be concluded that Xenophon during the campaign of Cyrus in 401B.C. was less than 30 years old and that therefore the birth of Xenophon should be attributed to some year from between 430 and 425 B.C.. Most of the new biographers of Xenophon accept this date. Nevertheless, it is hardly true, and, apparently, it is necessary to return to the opinion of previous scientists. The fact is that all the places indicated by Cobet in "Anabasis" are very vague (III, 1, 14; III, 1, 25; VI, 4, 25; VII, 3, 46; VII, 6, 34): with the extensibility of the concept of "young" - in the ancient languages ​​even much more than in the new ones - one could also call a young man of 43 years old. KW Krüger, in his study of the life of Xenophont ("De Xenophontis vita" in "Historisch-philologische Studien", 1851, II, S. 262 u. Ff.), Perfectly proved the lack of persuasiveness of the conclusions based on these passages of the "Anabasis". Meanwhile, Cobet and his followers have, for the sake of these vague places in the "Anabasis", to consider the information of Xenophon's participation in the battle of Delia (in 424) unreliable. “Well,” says Cobet, “that we have a better witness, an eyewitness in Plato's “Symposium”, tells how Socrates retreated after this defeat: Alciviades, on horseback, accompanied Socrates and Lakhet and brought them to safety." Hug, in a footnote to this passage of Platon's "Symposium", suggests that the information about the rescue of Xenophon by Socrates in the battle of Delia is based on mixing him with Alciviades. But in this case, one would have to assume a double confusion - not only persons, but also battles, because Alciviades was rescued by Socrates at the Battle of Potidae in 432 B.C.. The story of Alciviades in Plato's "Symposium", perhaps, can still cast a shadow of suspicion on the details of the information of the rescue of Xenophon by Socrates, at least in the Strabo version, that Socrates, “while fleeing, saw Xenophon falling from horse and lying, took him on his shoulders and carried many stages until the flight stopped. But in Diogenes' version, the last detail is missing: Socrates in the battle at Delia "saved Xenophon, who fell from his horse, taking on himself." And in this form, perhaps, there is no contradiction between this story and the story of Alciviades: different moments of the battle can be depicted here; the story of Alciviades refers to a later time of retreat than the rescue of Xenophon in the battle itself. But even if all the information about the salvation of Xenophon by Socrates is recognized as fiction, then there is no reason to consider the main part of the information as fiction - Xenophon's participation in the battle of Delia (which is only important for the biography of Xenophon). But not only do Cobet and his followers, for the sake of their speculations, have to reject the information about participation of Xenophon in the battle of Delia; they also do not believe the statement of Xenophon himself at the beginning of the "Symposium" that he was personally present at the feast of Callias and, therefore, in 422 B.C. was already an adult. So, on the basis of the above information and considerations, one must conclude that Xenophon was born no later than 444, and died no earlier than 355 BC. This is partly indicated by his experience in military affairs during the campaign of Cyrus: one cannot think that the army would choose him as a leader in the dangerous position in which it was in Asia, if it did not see him as a person who is well acquainted with military affairs.
      It cannot be assumed that he was in the position of a simple tourist ("observer") who wanted to see new countries: such a person who does nothing would be only a burden on a long expedition, and, of course, neither Proxenus would invite him, nor Cyrus would try to persuade him to stay if they would not see him as a useful person. Probably, without holding any official position, he still played some role: maybe he was an advisor under Cyrus or something like that.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 ปีที่แล้ว

      I presume Ariaios is the slippery character Xenophon tries to make king after the death of Cyros.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's remarkable that there hasn't been a film about this yet

  • @sjappiyah4071
    @sjappiyah4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Xenophon’s story is like the Odyssey but they never make it home lol

  • @friedmoses5692
    @friedmoses5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly man your posts maintain such a high quality. I legit look forward to them every time. Never disappoints bro keep it up!

  • @theshredder91
    @theshredder91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For anyone wondering the text at 0:21 says "So yeah obviously ancient Greeks didn't have presidents, but in so far as he was the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority." I had to pause it over and over again at 25x to be able to read it.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Useful tip: the . and , keys on a computer will let you move through any TH-cam video frame by frame

  • @lucasblaise11
    @lucasblaise11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anabasis was my first big primary source read. Loved it!

  • @Bedevere
    @Bedevere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Retiring in a nice sea-side town and writing books was probably a great way to end up from Xenophon's perspective.

  • @serban031
    @serban031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This voice acted style is awesome. Loved the episode :)

  • @princeapoopoo5787
    @princeapoopoo5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought I'd grow tired of the Majora's Mask sound effect + text but every time it played/showed up I laughed my ass off

  • @danieleorlando3297
    @danieleorlando3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The living embodiment of sidequest

  • @bhargavadutt8827
    @bhargavadutt8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Xenophon also has a fanboy historian centuries later called Arrian, who wanted to be called Xenophon the younger. Arrian wrote a book called Cynegeticus where he goes into hyper detail about his doggo called Horme ( Dash, in English) and admits to kissing his dog on the mouth. What a world innit.

    • @bhargavadutt8827
      @bhargavadutt8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By the way THIS Xenophon also wrote a book called Cynegeticus, which means 'On Hunting'. Arrian just straight up fanboy ripped him off.

  • @djfrederick360
    @djfrederick360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol i love how modern this is. its a complex story so seeing it broken down to comedy makes it a bit easier to digest for beginners

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237
    @thebakerofbananabread3237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was your most, and best, animated retelling yet. You, good sir, do DAMN-FINE work!
    Now please do Hassan and Hussein

  • @PSIRockOmega
    @PSIRockOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how so many of your videos abruptly and anticlimactically. Such is the life of those surrounded by ancient war and intrigue.

  • @MagicByTheMillions
    @MagicByTheMillions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the best video youve ever made in my opinion. 10/10. Wish youd make the full movie about this guy

  • @HereticHub
    @HereticHub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be a new fav right behind Spartacus. Also very neat tie, well done!

  • @fedoramaster6035
    @fedoramaster6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d like to point out that the guy with the megaphone in the beginning is literally just the immortal armor from assassins creed odyssey. God bless history TH-cam humor

  • @Oh_oh_its_Magic
    @Oh_oh_its_Magic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Big boss Xenphon created a nation for soldiers, their own outer heaven lol

  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This format is great! I love the voices and the effects!

  • @thatoneguy7191
    @thatoneguy7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The voice acting in these videos gets me every time, it’s so good 😂

  • @suckadoesstuff7095
    @suckadoesstuff7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've heard a lecture about specifically the battles but the whole thing and I gotta say ya think someone would've paid those guys but at least they didn't get the silver shield treatment bein forced to fight into their 80s and older for some of them until they finally ran out of people to kill and died of old age gotta love Greece

  • @HarunaMatata
    @HarunaMatata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think this is a bit played down here, but Xenophon REALLY liked Cyrus the Young, like A LOT.
    Anabasis is a good read and tells this story (the one in the video), if anyone is interested.

  • @dariocardaci1340
    @dariocardaci1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I first knew about Xenophon in school, translating his works from ancient greek and my teacher who told how badass he was

  • @terrenusvitae
    @terrenusvitae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And now the story of an ambitious army who lost everything, and the one man who had no choice but to keep them all together...it's Arrested Invasion.

  • @saintplague2198
    @saintplague2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how jack changes his tie every new episode

  • @d5n207
    @d5n207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great job with the voice acting!

  • @Thrashdragon
    @Thrashdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The long wait is over, today’s a good day

  • @samox1504
    @samox1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro ur vids are like an addiction its so informative but entertaining at the same time

  • @TheMetallicaboy00
    @TheMetallicaboy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the ones who didn't saw it ( 0:21 ): " So yeah obviously , the ancient greeks didn't had presidents, but in so far as we has the chief officer of a marching republic, he held similar authority."

  • @isaacibanezlopez9101
    @isaacibanezlopez9101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best history story ever on TH-cam. You had me laughing out loud the whole videos

  • @Starthclyde
    @Starthclyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When call me Ezekiel and jack talk about the same guy, you know he's a beast

  • @garvinanders2355
    @garvinanders2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy Shit... He's a D&D character.